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Well /b/, it happened, so you can all go fuck yourselves. I posted

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Well /b/, it happened, so you can all go fuck yourselves. I posted here about 6 months ago depressed, and you all belittled me in some caustic nonsense of superificial masculinity bravado bullshit. Well know what? I did the one thing most of you fucking cunts said I couldn't do, I got a girlfriend. And know what? She's a knocout 9/10. Her personality may as well make her a 10. So fuck you verboise, galavanting nerds that thought you were better than me. Straight out philly faggots.
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>>699126988
Is this pasta?
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>>699126988
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>>699126988
Good job anon, she looks like the retarded cousin of the family in the pic but i'll believe you, way to go
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>>699127231
Cleary I am not the faggot, seeing that I have a girlfriend unlike most of you. Why is porn so profuse and profound on this board if you all get laid? Fucking losers.
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>>699127302
Your jealousy makes me smile. :) Woe is you bottomfeeder.
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Lol shes one smashed crab lol way to go bro lol any holes a goal!
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Wats it like being 2nd choice anon?
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>>699127528
Thanks?
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>>699127666
Second choice for what?
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>>699127370
>can't look at porn because I have a girlfriend
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>>699127478
Ye olde English maketh thee to looketh like a faggot
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>>699126988
how long is "her" dick?
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Tits and timestamp or your faking!!
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>>699127721
I didn't say that retard. I said I didnt NEED to, unlike you all.
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>>699126988
You missed a 0 in that 9/10
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>>699127666
Kek'd & Czech'd
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>>699127726
Topest kek
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>>699127774
Her pussys tighter then you're moms. hahaha
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>>699127888
gotcha
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>>699127888
Are you 7?
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>>699126988
Which one is OP?
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>>699127829
I'm not pretending.
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The fact she got play like a sloppy hoe and or she feels sry for you wont last unless shes brain fucked simple your just a good choice for now your bottom feeding on the scraps dude!
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>>699127829
this is hilarious. Were there any more of those? Assuming they were all legal etc of course.
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>>699127838
>having to show off your "girlfriend" on /b/ because someone made fun of you
You're a sad person OP, you have no one else to try and impress but us
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>>699126988
Do you chain up that swampdonkey and leave it outside, or is it housebroken?
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>>699128093
Jealousy is music to my ears hahaha
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Hes a gay fag asking for pics with chicks that are not fucking him but his friends lol hes a chuck and loves the atention!
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>>699128234
>Tfw I'm actually married
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>>699128324
Yeah totally friends. idiot.
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>>699128324
Are you sure he's a chuck? He seems like more of a "Brad" to me.

Yeah, we'll call him Brad.
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>>699128026
Rate my gf please anon
>>699128082
Also not sure if there is more
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Well tits and timestamp shouldn't be hard the fag aye or you the bitch and shes the man?
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>>699126988
You call that a 9?
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>>699128434
>being this butthurt and insecure
Oh silly OP, don't you know you're a faggot
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>>699128230
>swamp donkey
My sides have imploded and destroyed half the eastern seaboard
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>>699126988
Where's the 9? She behind that 6?

Maybe in another room?
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>>699128565
Scrat the squirrel/10
Would smash
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>>699128695
He's talking about her age
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>>699128567
Shes sleeping jackass.
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Show her off or it was faked dont use rekon boys?? Lol
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>>699128806
Riiiiiight
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>>699128695
i might be a 6, but my girl is a 9. you disrespect me though, and you live near me, you fuck with my squad.
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>>699128806
Timestamp her sleeping you autistic watermelon
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>>699128910
thats fucked up and an invasion of privacy.
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>>699128900
Holy kek
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Should make it even easier then or you a bitch bet you got no nuts bro lol
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What's his name OP?
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>>699129018
Her name is none of yo beezwax.
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>>699126988
That's a brother and sister in OP's pic.
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>>699128900
Lmao. Where you from? I'll make it look like a random shooting.
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>>699129008
Nope, I respect my girl, yall just a bunch of neckbeards.
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>>699128806
Ask her if you can timestamp her tits to prove some internet strangers that you really have a gf, she'll surely react ok to that.
>Inb4 she founds out the giant faggot you are
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>>699128806
Sure juan
>>699128900
Cancer, you bean pole bench warmer
>>699128953
Stop the lies OP
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Op names it fatasy fag i think no ballz maybe!
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>>699129092
glendale az officer douchemeister.
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>>699126988
Let's see a picture of her then. Is that your ugly sister in your pic op?
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>>699129018
Susan...
Susan the Sasquatch
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>>699126988
>oldfag
>not knowing the rules
tits or gtfo
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>>699129112
nah i respect my girlfriend, cuz unlike you losers, i actually have one.
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>>699128452
>>699129177
Chuck and Susan are happy together guys, leave them alone
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>>699129140
>none yo beezwax
>Officer douchemeister
Jesus fucking christ
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>>699129140
Figures.

So, she's your cousin then?
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>>699129360
4th cousin so it doesnt count, twice removed too. who cares?
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>>699129328
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>>699126988
>9/10
Next time post some hot chick at least lol
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OP how much are you paying her to take these pictures with you?
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>>699129464
she is hot douchenozzel
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>>699128093
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>>699129494
I pay her with a kiss every picture hahaha
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>>699126988
"I'm happy"

No point being on a high horse when you will be back here as soon as she realizes how much of a loser you are ;^]
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>>699128026
You are ugly af, that chimp face lmao. Your gf is not even close to a 9, what a loser posting on 4chan how "successful" you are hahaha
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>>699129578
You clearly want approval from strangers on the internet, otherwise you wouldn't be trying so hard.
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>>699129674
how am i ugly? i am AT LEAST average.
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>>699127528
>smashed crab
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>>699129416
>inbreeding
>who cares?
Geneticists do
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>>699129542
>>699129416
>>699129578
OP was so mentally abused the last time he came here that he has been braindead since
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>>699128434
>posting a cheek kiss
>not friends
choose one
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>>699129737
No, you're not, you look like a skinny Hghh school faggot
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>>699126988
> caring this much
> bait/10
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>>699129750
It is NOT imbreeding that far down. Who says we will have kids any way? Maybe she will get an abortion?? I would make her anyway. plus the roosevelts were cousins, so your being a bigot.
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>>699129807
This.
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>>699128026
No ass
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>>699126988
This has got to be bait. You have to be pretty damn autistic to post a picture of yourself here let alone your girlfriend.
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>>699126988
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>>699126988
Just Post her nudes and be done with it fam
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>>699126988
Post nudes of her, and I will believe you. All the pics you posted scream "friendzone", OP.
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>>699129893
>>>699129750 (You)
>It is NOT imbreeding that far down. Who says we will have kids any way? Maybe she will get an abortion?? I would make her anyway. plus the roosevelts were cousins, so your being a bigot.

Holy shit she's actually your cousin!!!
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>>699129861
wow im skinny, big deal. jealous cuz 4chans a neckbeard haven?
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>>699126988
7/10 and 7.5/10
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>>699126988
>equates happiness to status
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>>699129963
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>>699129963
im seriously thinking of finding you and killing you
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>>699130038
Hey 2nd removed,so it's fine,she still has no ass though
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>>699130148
10 and 10
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>>699129963
Fucking kek
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>>699127528
>lololololol
Overcompensating a bit are we?
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This is either bait or the most autistic thing I've ever seen on here. Either way, I'm out
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OK, well let's see her pussy. Don't be a faggot.
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>>699130058
You have called everyone here neckbeards every other post, and you are scrawny and have a frog face
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>>699130148
My sides
They're gone
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>>699130148

BWAHAHAH
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>>699126988
Not sure if b8
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>>699126988

where did her titties go?
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that thread is awesome hahaha
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>>699130169
When you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family
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>>699128026
lift some weights you skinny fuck
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>>699130426
shes only an b cup dickweed. shes also only 15.
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>>699128900
kek

This looks like a squad of absolute retards. Just sayin'.
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>>699130487
Liar. You said she was 9 almost 10.
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>>699130466
i do, im actually pretty big. im 6'2 and i bench 150.
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>>699130487
Underage b8
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>>699126988
>girlfriend

think you meant"boyfriend"
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>>699130456
But she's 2nd removed,that's actually fine
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>>699126988
"Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact"
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>>699130487
Um, yeah. Definitely b8. The fact that he mentioned both that it's his cousin and that's she's 15 raises the red flag, stop replying to him
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>>699130626
no shes a girl her parents are super christian and wouldnt let her be a man.
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>>699130585
>I bench 150
Is that supposed to impress us lmao
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>>699130585
Check em
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>>699130631
No, it's degenerate
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Faggott
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>>699130678
its a lot considering i only weigh 175 and am only 20.
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>>699130585
150 grams?
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>>699130585
150 kek
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>>699126988
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it
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>>699126988
Spit or swallow?
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>>699126988
That's your sister!!!! Faggot !!!!
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>>699130845
either lol
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>>699130585
this arm can't bench shit,you are not even able to lift your only weight with this arms fucking manlet.Go hide in your basement and don't get out.
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>>699126988
So why did you come back if you don't like us?
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>>699127726
Fucking lost it. So underrated, this post.
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>>699130760
> I'm any 20
> she's only 15

Confirmed b8.

>Sage
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>>699130760
I had a friend in highschool who was 160lb and 6', he was 17 and benched 235. Gtfo you scrub shit bait poster
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>>699128026
In what universe is that a 10. Holy shit
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>>699128434
FRIENDZONED!!!!!!
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>>699130787
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>699130935
i can do that if i want, during football season at least
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shes hot will swap pics of wife
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It's funny because he was probably never depressed and just a bit sad. Kids are so quick to label themselves with some mental disorder to get attention
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>>699126988
Oh ,, your dog, it is not enough to say, a puppy? I know I have my bed in the upper circle of involvement in many attacks of the dead, more than 300 Al Qaeda included. The young soldier the US Army snipers best, I come: in Felis. The only thing I would say is that I aim he'oko'a. I have a dog, sediments, cleaning the land, they saw, and my ill fortune own words. You can tell Au'ilo house excrement think? Think keep still about it fool. But make sure you have deceived me, and I have malama'ana IP elite worm in bad weather, I guess. Give the poor living ka'ino kapa'ia. And to die, son. While you may be able to get more than seven million yuan in mau'ao'ao, my hands, it is. I find it difficult to learn, no weapons and soldiers to clean the surface of the continent anus ass tired. If nothing else, a few curses "expert" comment goes back to the target, they kept my words. But he could no longer pay his sister idiot. Shit angry and drowned. And to die, son.
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>>699130987
Dude. -.- no, so any two that are dating and kiss on the cheek is somehow friends only? idiot.
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>>699130989
Nice meme, kid. Where'd you get that? Reddit? Typical. For your information, I get all my memes from 4chan. You see, I hold myself to a much higher standard of meme creation other than that kiddy normie site, Reddit. Maybe someday the true art of memes and discover /b/. But I'd find that highly unlikely considering your peasant mind is still stuck in low quality meming. Next time, think before you meme
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>>699130585
150?? do you actually think thats a lot of weight??? a plate, a 5, and a 2.5??? thats not shit, how much do you squat you no gains bitch?
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>>699130865
That's a hot slut. Anal too?
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>>699130669
you are so fucking autistic
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>>699130760
i dont know what kind of metric system you use over there kid in your manlet country but i lifted 100kgs when i was a 70kg 17 yo kid.

Can you just stfu and gtfo of b?
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>>699131139
Friendzoned confirmed
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>>699131061
No you can't, you lying kike
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She is cheating on you, faggot, and you gonna kill yourself
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im gonna find her and gangrape her with all my nigger friends she will looove it
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>>699131177
around 650.
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>>699126988
Congrats!
Sorry we hurt you
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>>699131367
then youll fuck with my squad, like i said, not a wise decision.
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Post a pic where she doesn't look like a complete retard. If you even have one
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>>699131239
america > your 3rd world country.
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>>699131146
Oh, how very big of you. You're an alpha male, are you? Well, let me clue you in on something: Alpha Males haven't been in charge for a good couple of decades. Obviously, this tirade is directed on a High School level. Once you get out of high school, and begin working at your dead-end office job, you know who your boss is going to be? That's right, that pasty nerd you made fun of. It's funny, you see. The majority of the women you are talking about, despite the blatant lies you've slipped in, and the generalizations which remain moderately untrue, are frankly, idiotic sluts. The fact that you're trying to taunt us with them is inane, because while they sound appealing in text, in reality, we wouldn't want anything to do with the ****ing skanks. And furthermore, thank you for "****ing every girl in the school (I bet you can bench 2000 pounds too, amirite?)." Honestly, thank you. Why, you may ask? Because, by taking away the easy route, you have brought pain upon us. You have brought us misery, you have forced us to adapt to that misery, and to grow as people. Luxury doesn't incite growth, pain does. So while you're busy sticking it in your AIDS-ridden skanks, we're studying, learning, gaining skills that are necessary for life.
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>>699130760
funny how bench press is the only exercise you mention, i fucking bet you can't do 5 bodyweight squats without passing out scrub
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>>699126988
Personally, I'm happy to see Nathan Fielder's finally found somebody. He seems like a nice guy.
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Timestamp with your face OP. You've already shown it
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>>699126988
good for you brother. these guys are just jealous that you get to have sex with her in ways that they wont ever be able to irl, with any kind of wwoman. cause the autism kicks in way too hard for them to even approach anyone
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>>699131521
650 on sqauts bithc.
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>>699131448
lol your squad of autistic weebs is already probably packin her
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What the hell op come on thats your sis or cousin aye use are to similar lol i or your family inbred?? Lol tit and time stamp if not your woman your face and time stamp with your sleeping woman or your full of shit simple really or u just faking op??
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>>699126988
Seriously, don't you have any hot pic of her?
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>>699131380
more than 6 plates? cant bench more than 2? this thread is fucking shitty, bait is shitty, OP is shitty for trying
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Faiiiil, anon. But at least choice wasn't from Delco. They next level type stealth slop cum dumpsters. To be honest though you look like a nice sweet college kid... and that girl in that photo is going to fuck someone else. Not because of anything you did. She's just a fucking hoe, I'm a girl and can see it from a mile away. She's going to give one of your bro's a beej or SOMETHING. Just be vigilant, you look sweet.
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>>699131448
>my squad
Wannabe nigger fuckbois, this is some good bait
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All this b8 and faggots replying in anger. It gave me cancer more than the banana. SUMMERS OVER KIDS. SAGE IN OPTIONS
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someone dox this faggot lol
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>>699131623
got skype?
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>>699126988
>>699128026
Took you 6 months to learn photoshop, lel faggot xDD
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Let the troll thread die
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>>699131573
yeah, theyre all dickfags
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>>699131495
america in a few years will be described in the dictionaries as a land where fat,niggers and dumb people live.America > nobody that's the truth.You are a bunch of racist rednecks meanwhile you have sandniggers and niggers making up more that 60% of your army.

Go fuck your mother muricunt.
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>dude comes back after /b/ did what /b/ do
>Hurr faggot

Stay classy guys.


Congrats OP, its good to see you triumphing over this sea of faggots.
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shut the fuck up anon that shit is a 5/10
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Op is a cock sucker that took picture at family reunion or his birthday i think coz his not arguing
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>>699131766
hahahaha mad cuz america > your 3rd world shithole :)
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>>699131448
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>>699126988
Prepare to get cucked in a week beta fag
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>>699131772
thanks man, at least a couple decent people on here like me xD
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>>699131766
That's how the military recruiting system works and it's fine. Rich whitey didn't want their children dieing in war so they have a lot of ROTC programs in poorfag school with a lot of minorities.
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>>699128026
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>>699131910
lol why photoshop my friends face everywhere? he benches 250, hes 6'3. hed fuck you up if i showed him this and he knew you. xD
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>>699130585
>150 lbs you're weak as piss
>150kgs you're a liar

Pick one.
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Dude trump will do sothing crazy just no one knows what Jill do if he gets power lol its just a matter of time really!
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>>699130585
Somebody quick put her face on the other guy!!!! lmao
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>>699132088
no -_-
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>>699131918
yea man i know right xD gotta tidy up my fedora collection like a real gent xD XD
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>>699126988
Can't tell if the irate child is serious or not? Also if that's a 9/10 my girl is 14/10
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>>699131918
>xD

I take it back.

Kill yourself.
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Why does the chick look like his sis or cousin come on to many similarities really his gonna make retards than love!
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>>699132170
i got a couple fedoras, theyr are classy imo.
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>>699130760
>i bench 150
>it's a lot
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>>699131970
How fair supporting such a system,i am convinced 1% of people living there are using their brains properly.
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>>699132319
i meant kg...
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>>699132264
Because she actually is his cousin. Can't say I'm surprised at this point lmao
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>>699131766
That's insensitive fam... My life might matter 1 day if I pray real hard to


DEEZ NUTS
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>>699132290
same here, I got a few suspenders as well that goes with my graphic t's and trench coat
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Congrats my nigga, you are now 30% more normal than the rest of us.
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>>699132363
we are all related, 4th cousin twice removed may as well be a spanish man dating an arab woman.
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>>699130148
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>>699132359
>implying you can bench 330 lbs
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>>699132406
i got some lethers but i aint no g-ez xD

i wanna get a stylish trenchoat like kanye, but im strapped for cash atm.
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>>699132544
i can.
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>>699132544
>implying you cant?
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>>699132397
you make no sense monkey,who talked about praying ?

Go back to your fucking reddit and don't reply to posts,just lurk fucking school boy.
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>>699132621
>xD
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Son that rat pussy is gonna straight ice the shit out your autistic ass. She require the cock and u a cuck.. How does that ever turn out well?!
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>>699132668
you are a new level of cancer
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Anon, you know the rules. Tits or gtfo
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Congrats op I hope you and your tranny have a wonder life together.
Op your still a fag
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Lol i had a had thought of your life till you said deez nutz and your part of the big problem anon shot your self or die in usa civil war between trump supporters or Hillary berserkers bro lol
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>>699128026
Why does she look like she's constantly being surprised by how unshapely your dick is?
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>>699132824
i respect my 9/10 girlfriends body to much. you all ask for tits, yet call her ugly. hahahaha hypocrites.
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>>699131911
Like anyone but OP would wanna fuck that nasty looking thing
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>>699129737

No offence but I'm an attractive girl and I'm telling you now you have nothing to be so big headed about. You are below average.
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>>699132852
English translation?
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>>699126988
I think youre reffering to >>>>/r9k
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>>699132872
Because she is
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>>699132851
as i have told you, her mom wont let her be a tranny because they are devout christians. i am a jehovas witness but they dont know yet.
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>>699132956
skype?
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>>699132852
Bro I can't even vote I have convictions of the felonious (fellatious?) type. Fuck politics lol chill I ain't trollin you I'm lollin OP. Reddit sucks cocks also
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>>699129275
Lmfao
I do too but mine is 3 hours away at medical school
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Op post your face and sleeping cousin we will dig the fantasy bro lol timestamp or u a full fag ! M making it easy your hiding like a fag bitch that likes coc but you have to show man boobs !
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>>699132968
even bing failed
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>>699133013
>i am a jehovas witness but they dont know yet.
>i am a jehovas witness but they dont know yet.
>i am a jehovas witness but they dont know yet.

IT EXPLAINS SO MUCH
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>>699132574
agreed
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>>699133161
how does that make sense? if my gf were away that would make it even harder to take a photo.
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>>699132921
Did you seriously come to /b/ looking for respect? Go back to Facebook normie
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>>699132038

Hahahaha so funny. Youre going to cringe at this memory when you grow up
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>>699133163
what am i hiding? what friends take so many photos together like this?
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>>699129578
The desperate attention seeking
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Not your personal army. I'm sorry the one girl at school that will even speak to you is dating him now. Not very nice to act this way, OP. Suck it up and stop baiting the plebs
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>>699133264
im 20
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>>699133013
So she asked her parents if she could be a tranny and they shot her down?
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>>699133326
retarded ones
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You too can be part of the Fam, op. Just fucking get it over with Jesus Christ
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>>699133013
>Jehovah's Witness
>Can't even spell/capitalize Jehovah
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>>699126988
You look like Michael phelps un athletic fraternal twin
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>>699127370
Gotta be one of the best ways of putting it I've heard yet, oh and man, its not cos they didn't think you would, its cos they enjoy being cancer. If you haven't realised that , then maybe 4chan was never for you
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Post more pics of you two OP. They're hilarious
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>>699133371

HAHAHAHA exactly, poor you.
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>>699133338
? shes my 9/10 knockout gf. jelly much? xD
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>>699133089
What for?
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>>699133449
"jelly much?"
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>>699133326
>posting friendzone pics only
lol
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>>699128420
Notice how our hero didn't reply
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>>699133326
post proof of kissing her w/ timestamp or something you nigger
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>>699129963
LOST, love you anon.

Now someone do it the other way around.
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>>699133449
We need to go over the definition of the term "knockout"
I think the word you're looking for is autistic
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This is the best troll ever
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>>699130148
9/10 and 9/10 would gloat on 4chan
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>>699133428
what?
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>>699133532
This. Nudes are it didn't/hasn't happened
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>>699130728
2nd removed,what do you think that means?
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I bet he found some randoms and is playing with his doodle over the atention we are giving him maybe so im lug. "Op" in joy your relitives thats you fake girlfriend or sharpie in your pooper with cousin in back ground and prove it or forever be a fake fag from way back?
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>>699126988

I (19 f) would ride you so hard. Ignore these fuckers OP
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>>699130167
Get a load of this guy
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>>699133498
wanna get to know you beter see if you actually a female
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>>699126988
Dude you are like 14
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>>699133550
hes not married lol
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>>699133629
Hahahahahaha moar
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>>699133629
Fuck your self mate that shit right there is in a high school. B8 ain't even strong
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>>699133629

Oh fuck me, look at her teeth. Ew
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>>699133668
Tits or gtfo
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>>699133629
It's like she saw your dick once, and hasn't been able to stop laughing
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>>699133383
idk shes christian not a liberla hilary supporter so why would she wants to be a whore??
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>>699133671
are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>699133668
skype?
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He's going to be far worse off than before after she gives his buddy a handjob at the movies next week.
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>>699128806
U nigger
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>>699131499

*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...
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>>699126988
Congratulations faggot. Now then why are you here if you have someone who cares to be with?
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>>699130631
Keep being happy you couldn't get any better than a busted 6 in your family
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>>699133668
Tits or gtfo, you know the goddamned rule, now fucking abide
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>>699132927
t. low test faggot
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>>699133802
I vouch for this anon.
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>>699133629
Is her name Alyssa?
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>>699129963
Lel
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>>699133629
See looks like shes laugh at you in your oen mirror
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>>699133890
she is sleeping over at our firends house
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>>699133629
I've been laughing my ass of throughout this whole fucking thread, it's gold!!
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>>699133852

Ht1997x
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>>699133926
hannah why?
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>>699126988
Do better
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>>699133326
Im thinking this is you're sister
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>>699133668
Tits or gtfo whore
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>>699134012
Too obvious, this bait. No cuck is that oblivious.
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>>699134061
He should fuck her
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>>699126988
> 9/10
> personality makes her a 10
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>>699134046
no results
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>>699133917
Lmao nah I think I'll just keep commenting anonymously. thanks anyway
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>>699131061
>implying muscles vary with the time of year
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>>699134061
read the thread ye ignorwant dumbshit dickweeding bitch. shes my 4TH COUSIN TWICE REMOVED
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>>699133668
>mfw OP has to samefag to try and salvage his dignity
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>>699134052
Cause she looks like she would have a basic ass whore name such as Hannah or Alyssa or Kayleigh
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>>699133860
id be okish with that, whatever she wants
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>>699132824
I'm pretty sure it's the dude in the picture talking.
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>>699126988
Vocabulary: 8/10
Spelling: 7/10
Pasta: 5/10

Overall: 6.5/10, made me reply, pretty new, but clearly bait.
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Sombody save this shit coz i swear op. Will try denie this after she sleeps with his dog or dad im taking bets dots at 25 dads 40 any takers his moms at 5 but its a long shot!
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>>699131448
Your squad would shit themselves the second things got real
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FOUND HER ON FB SHES SINGLE AND DOESNT HAVE ANY PICTURES UP WITH OP HAHAHAHA
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>>699134259
lxD whatever that means
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>>699134378
Post pic of fb
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>>699134313
>Pasta: 7'5/10
good thread, OP. Nice job.
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>>699131573
>sucking dick this hard
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>>699134223
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>>699134378
sauce
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>>699134378
lolok prove it fuckface
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>>699134338
I'll take $20 on OP coming back to cry in two weeks after she gets "way too drunk" and "accidentally" gets gangbanged
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>>699134383
OP can't even get dubs
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>>699134351
>>699134351
ya ok faggot address?
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>>699131448
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>>699130585
5'9 and can bench more than u get gud u lanky cunt
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>>699126988
>I'm not a loser
>I'll prove it by showing off my girlfriend to a bunch of losers online.
kek
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>>699134579
>
theyre all jelly xD
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>>699134579
Fuck you XD her pussy is so tight you'd never understand
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>>699128026
She looks like a typical Winthrop skank. Definitely from Boston, have fun with that Northshore trash dude.
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>>699134577

But you can't fuck her like me xD
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>>699134700
>Winthrop
we live in az shit for brains
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>>699134749
>implying we'd want to
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>>699134749
Do not impersenate me. proof thats not me:
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This is now a reaction bread. Dump everything you got.
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>>699134814
Can you make a different facial expression? Or is your face stuck in chimp mode?
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>>699126988
>She's a knockout 9/10
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>>699134827
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>>699134813

You all do, you're just jelly I got that pussy
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>>699134886
Better?
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>>699134694
>XD
So insecure it's palpable
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>>699133868
copypasta war?

what's the next response?
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>>699134934
Once again, not me. old hs id
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>>699134962
That's the same face fucktard
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>>699134934
>just jelly
>knockout 9/10
>xD

well boys I think we've come to the conclusion that OP is indeed a faggot
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>>699134498
ha no chance Im her first
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>>699134962
Haha look at that meat-chin. Are you trying to juice up? Is that why your face looks like Quentin Tarantino eating a bullfrog?
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>>699135013
I'm not a HUGE fan of Steve Buscemi, but he does make a few good points on the topic of Islam.

Islam, being the second most followed religion of the world, has over 100 followers. It was introduced in Denmark, Arabia, over 10 years ago by the Prophet Guy Fieri. There are five pillars of Islam and the Qur’an regulates and teaches every phase of Islamic law, while the practical examples of the Prophet Guy Fieri, which are called the Jelly, also act as guidelines alongside acts of baking and sautéing.
Although it is a universal religion with people embracing it from Asia, Europe, Africa, America and the Middle East, Gordon Ramsay and much of the rest of the world still fail to recognize or comprehend its depth and bread. Certain types of pastries had been created by Western chefs of the past, questioning even the most essential foundations of baking. For example, the Arabic roots of the terms “Cake” and “Cupcake,” were explored in deep detail, which further led to the exploration of the frosting itself. English speakers incorrectly assume that the same yeast in two Arabic Nan's denote a relationship between the breads, which is mostly not the case.

Steve Buscemi continues to be a leader in modern gourmet baking, and continues to make croissant after croissant, despite the negativity from his critics. I have a deep respect for Steve Buscemi, and it's safe to say that he is my hero.
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>>699135068
Pics or it didn't happen
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>>699135152
i bench 150 kg so
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Op use look to simmiler too the point use look re
Aged or provide it with here clothes on jelling at you crotch nuffin hard come on op prove it but still properly related did your mom or dad have a birthday?
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>>699135058
Im the one guy here with a hot gf and IM the faggot xD
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>>699134827
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>>699134433
Nah, I've seen better pastas. This is okay at best. Maybe a 6.5/10.
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>>699135013
I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door.
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>>699135183

Respect her too much my eyes only
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