Well /b/, it happened, so you can all go fuck yourselves. I posted here about 6 months ago depressed, and you all belittled me in some caustic nonsense of superificial masculinity bravado bullshit. Well know what? I did the one thing most of you fucking cunts said I couldn't do, I got a girlfriend. And know what? She's a knocout 9/10. Her personality may as well make her a 10. So fuck you verboise, galavanting nerds that thought you were better than me. Straight out philly faggots.
>can't look at porn because I have a girlfriend
I'm not pretending.
>having to show off your "girlfriend" on /b/ because someone made fun of you
You're a sad person OP, you have no one else to try and impress but us
Rate my gf please anon
Also not sure if there is more
>being this butthurt and insecure
Oh silly OP, don't you know you're a faggot
Where's the 9? She behind that 6?
Maybe in another room?
i might be a 6, but my girl is a 9. you disrespect me though, and you live near me, you fuck with my squad.
Lmao. Where you from? I'll make it look like a random shooting.
>none yo beezwax
Jesus fucking christ
No point being on a high horse when you will be back here as soon as she realizes how much of a loser you are ;^]
It is NOT imbreeding that far down. Who says we will have kids any way? Maybe she will get an abortion?? I would make her anyway. plus the roosevelts were cousins, so your being a bigot.
>It is NOT imbreeding that far down. Who says we will have kids any way? Maybe she will get an abortion?? I would make her anyway. plus the roosevelts were cousins, so your being a bigot.
Holy shit she's actually your cousin!!!
You have called everyone here neckbeards every other post, and you are scrawny and have a frog face
When you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family
i do, im actually pretty big. im 6'2 and i bench 150.
think you meant"boyfriend"
"Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact"
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it
So why did you come back if you don't like us?
> I'm any 20
> she's only 15
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Oh ,, your dog, it is not enough to say, a puppy? I know I have my bed in the upper circle of involvement in many attacks of the dead, more than 300 Al Qaeda included. The young soldier the US Army snipers best, I come: in Felis. The only thing I would say is that I aim he'oko'a. I have a dog, sediments, cleaning the land, they saw, and my ill fortune own words. You can tell Au'ilo house excrement think? Think keep still about it fool. But make sure you have deceived me, and I have malama'ana IP elite worm in bad weather, I guess. Give the poor living ka'ino kapa'ia. And to die, son. While you may be able to get more than seven million yuan in mau'ao'ao, my hands, it is. I find it difficult to learn, no weapons and soldiers to clean the surface of the continent anus ass tired. If nothing else, a few curses "expert" comment goes back to the target, they kept my words. But he could no longer pay his sister idiot. Shit angry and drowned. And to die, son.
Nice meme, kid. Where'd you get that? Reddit? Typical. For your information, I get all my memes from 4chan. You see, I hold myself to a much higher standard of meme creation other than that kiddy normie site, Reddit. Maybe someday the true art of memes and discover /b/. But I'd find that highly unlikely considering your peasant mind is still stuck in low quality meming. Next time, think before you meme
then youll fuck with my squad, like i said, not a wise decision.
Oh, how very big of you. You're an alpha male, are you? Well, let me clue you in on something: Alpha Males haven't been in charge for a good couple of decades. Obviously, this tirade is directed on a High School level. Once you get out of high school, and begin working at your dead-end office job, you know who your boss is going to be? That's right, that pasty nerd you made fun of. It's funny, you see. The majority of the women you are talking about, despite the blatant lies you've slipped in, and the generalizations which remain moderately untrue, are frankly, idiotic sluts. The fact that you're trying to taunt us with them is inane, because while they sound appealing in text, in reality, we wouldn't want anything to do with the ****ing skanks. And furthermore, thank you for "****ing every girl in the school (I bet you can bench 2000 pounds too, amirite?)." Honestly, thank you. Why, you may ask? Because, by taking away the easy route, you have brought pain upon us. You have brought us misery, you have forced us to adapt to that misery, and to grow as people. Luxury doesn't incite growth, pain does. So while you're busy sticking it in your AIDS-ridden skanks, we're studying, learning, gaining skills that are necessary for life.
Personally, I'm happy to see Nathan Fielder's finally found somebody. He seems like a nice guy.
good for you brother. these guys are just jealous that you get to have sex with her in ways that they wont ever be able to irl, with any kind of wwoman. cause the autism kicks in way too hard for them to even approach anyone
What the hell op come on thats your sis or cousin aye use are to similar lol i or your family inbred?? Lol tit and time stamp if not your woman your face and time stamp with your sleeping woman or your full of shit simple really or u just faking op??
Faiiiil, anon. But at least choice wasn't from Delco. They next level type stealth slop cum dumpsters. To be honest though you look like a nice sweet college kid... and that girl in that photo is going to fuck someone else. Not because of anything you did. She's just a fucking hoe, I'm a girl and can see it from a mile away. She's going to give one of your bro's a beej or SOMETHING. Just be vigilant, you look sweet.
america in a few years will be described in the dictionaries as a land where fat,niggers and dumb people live.America > nobody that's the truth.You are a bunch of racist rednecks meanwhile you have sandniggers and niggers making up more that 60% of your army.
Go fuck your mother muricunt.
>dude comes back after /b/ did what /b/ do
Stay classy guys.
Congrats OP, its good to see you triumphing over this sea of faggots.
Prepare to get cucked in a week beta fag
That's how the military recruiting system works and it's fine. Rich whitey didn't want their children dieing in war so they have a lot of ROTC programs in poorfag school with a lot of minorities.
Because she actually is his cousin. Can't say I'm surprised at this point lmao
Congrats my nigga, you are now 30% more normal than the rest of us.
Son that rat pussy is gonna straight ice the shit out your autistic ass. She require the cock and u a cuck.. How does that ever turn out well?!
Lol i had a had thought of your life till you said deez nutz and your part of the big problem anon shot your self or die in usa civil war between trump supporters or Hillary berserkers bro lol
Op post your face and sleeping cousin we will dig the fantasy bro lol timestamp or u a full fag ! M making it easy your hiding like a fag bitch that likes coc but you have to show man boobs !
>i am a jehovas witness but they dont know yet.
>i am a jehovas witness but they dont know yet.
>i am a jehovas witness but they dont know yet.
IT EXPLAINS SO MUCH
Did you seriously come to /b/ looking for respect? Go back to Facebook normie
what am i hiding? what friends take so many photos together like this?
You too can be part of the Fam, op. Just fucking get it over with Jesus Christ
>Can't even spell/capitalize Jehovah
Gotta be one of the best ways of putting it I've heard yet, oh and man, its not cos they didn't think you would, its cos they enjoy being cancer. If you haven't realised that , then maybe 4chan was never for you
I bet he found some randoms and is playing with his doodle over the atention we are giving him maybe so im lug. "Op" in joy your relitives thats you fake girlfriend or sharpie in your pooper with cousin in back ground and prove it or forever be a fake fag from way back?
are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
I've been laughing my ass of throughout this whole fucking thread, it's gold!!
Do not impersenate me. proof thats not me:
I'm not a HUGE fan of Steve Buscemi, but he does make a few good points on the topic of Islam.
Islam, being the second most followed religion of the world, has over 100 followers. It was introduced in Denmark, Arabia, over 10 years ago by the Prophet Guy Fieri. There are five pillars of Islam and the Qur’an regulates and teaches every phase of Islamic law, while the practical examples of the Prophet Guy Fieri, which are called the Jelly, also act as guidelines alongside acts of baking and sautéing.
Although it is a universal religion with people embracing it from Asia, Europe, Africa, America and the Middle East, Gordon Ramsay and much of the rest of the world still fail to recognize or comprehend its depth and bread. Certain types of pastries had been created by Western chefs of the past, questioning even the most essential foundations of baking. For example, the Arabic roots of the terms “Cake” and “Cupcake,” were explored in deep detail, which further led to the exploration of the frosting itself. English speakers incorrectly assume that the same yeast in two Arabic Nan's denote a relationship between the breads, which is mostly not the case.
Steve Buscemi continues to be a leader in modern gourmet baking, and continues to make croissant after croissant, despite the negativity from his critics. I have a deep respect for Steve Buscemi, and it's safe to say that he is my hero.
Op use look to simmiler too the point use look re
Aged or provide it with here clothes on jelling at you crotch nuffin hard come on op prove it but still properly related did your mom or dad have a birthday?
I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door.