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New Zealand thread /nzg/ Get in here Low key Dunedin feat NZ edition

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New Zealand thread
/nzg/
Get in here
Low key Dunedin feat NZ edition
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>>699103839
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Why are IDs even gone?
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>>699103934
unlucky faggot.
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Dunedin reporting

>>699103934
Blazeit
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Chick on bus in front of me looks cute from behind but I'm not sure. What should I do?
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>Dunedin

Thinking of moving there when I decide to go back to NZ.

Where are the best places to live if you want to avoid the student ghetto?
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Why are IDs even gone?
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>>699104040
tell her to shut up
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>>699104153
Shes not talking though...
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>>699103839
Hamilhole in town. Just curious how many fucks in this city.
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>tfw finally match with a girl on tinder
she is pretty cool and not some boring, outgoing normal bitch but seems much more experienced with the opposite sex than I am (of course) which unnerves me greatly
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>>699104211
Hamilton chick's will fuck anything if you don't mind getting syphilis.
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>>699103839
fuck off, newfag made the thread wrong.
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>>699104100
>Where are the best places to live if you want to avoid the student ghetto?
Anywhere other than Dunedin.
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>>699104100
Anywhere besides North Dunedin
North Dunedin is predominantly studentville
South Dunedin is also not preferred either
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>>699104100
Auckland.
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>>699103839
god dam poki catcher is broken
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>>699104272
???
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What's up with the flag? I thought you kiwi fucks were changing it.
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>>699104200
doesn't matter. tell her she's breathing too loudly and you can't hear yourself think. chicks love that shit.
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>>699104423
We voted in multiple rounds on it a while ago now and we ended up with the same fucking one.
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>>699103839
Kek faggot. It's only Dunedinfags that always report where they're from. Do you see any other cities posting "Auckland reporting in! XD" etc?
OMG you're from Dunedin too?? That's makes 3 of us!! We run this thread XDDD
No one cares
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>>699104502
all cities do the 'reporting in' thing newfag, there just happen to be more people from Dunedin who browse these threads
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>>699104502
There is no need to be upset.
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>>699104502
Salty af
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Stupid edition tbh, senpai.
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>>699104424
Shes moved to another seat. Now what?
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>>699104040
Thats scotty
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>>699104837
Its not. This chick is thin.
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I want to eat her shit
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>>699104672
sniff her hair from behind and say, "i smell that you're in season. want to breed?"
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>>699105018
I like the lil tits but that face
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Wellington here
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>>699105085
Is nothing a paper bag wouldn't fix.
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Evening y'all.
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Sup, dunedin here. Made a mistake in the octy but lived to make a webm about it.

gfycat com/ComplexLoneBrahmanbull
gfycat com/ConstantSpottedArizonaalligatorlizard

tfw too big to post.

>>699104837
>>699104888
fuckin kek
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>>699105482
i will literally cuck you
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>>699105670
what
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>>699105482
G'day, cobber
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>>699104502
Dunners reporting! xDDDDDDD
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>>699105762
Howdy
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>>699103912
Former crowded house bartender?
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>>699105656
Terrifying.
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>>699105656
pls be my gf

also lol
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>>699106745
I threw a teeny bit to one and they descended from all the buildings around me and from the fountains as if I'd offered them salvation. Giving them the whole thing was obviously the next step.

>>699106855
ya don't want that
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>>699107098
Becoming their leader is obviously the next step now
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>>699107098
I only need masculine yet feminine companionship, not anyone attractive
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Catface reporting in, finally

Please fucking kill me
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>>699107098
Fucking Hitchcock level shit.
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>>699107266
>>699107419
I like seagulls but tbh I was a little spooked. one of the cunts landed next to my head waiting for more after. then a bunch of asian tourists spooked them off with their kids before we could commune.

>>699107387
>I only need masculine yet feminine companionship, not anyone attractive
well you picked right, then.
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>>699107670
I found out that seagulls can basically fucking hover, while I was sitting on that exact seat.
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>>699107670
I'll be waiting in the oct from 10am-4pm Tues-Sat
until we meet, keep the blue nails and I will find you.
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Post what you're listening to, fags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6Mjo_0ouFg
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>>699107774
yeah but theyre cool tho

>>699107831
sounds good. if you're earlier you could probably catch me on the way to the market tomorrow.
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>>699108011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf3IumJmLqM
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>>699108011
I'm listening to my inner torment.
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>>699108011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OORoOGY8D2M
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>>699108011
Listening to the Maoris next door have a massive fucking fight.

She's winning.
He thinks he is.
But I might be mishearing because she does have a mouth full.
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>>699108011
>Post what you're listening to, fags
Listening to John Key pulling ponytails.
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>>699108011
All I can hear is your mum crying because of how much of a faggot you are.
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>>699108173
IDbro?
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>>699108011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dbG4wqN0rQ
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>>699108011
*your
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Why are there so much muslims in New Zealand? It's gonna become sharia law soon
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>>699108310
research shows that no one likes him
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>>699108049
I have a soft spot for them. But I assume that's cos I'm a sperglord who can't relate with people
>>699108189
>not drowning it out with DSBM
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>>699108403
We'll, that's the Chinese's problem now
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>>699108310
nah fam just like asian chicks ay
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>>699108454
dont have to be so harsh on urself idbro
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are we getting a mother fucking SMOKE HOUSE, Dunedin!?
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>>699108011
That was quality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfdE8M5DT5Q
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Timaru, reporting in
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>>699108403
You from Palmy? It's filled with the filthy dune coons
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what's up cunts, im gonna be in Otago soon. Where's the easiest club/bar to get a root
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>>699108569
Crywank are fucking amazing. Their new album was kind of a let down because they tried to go electric and it did not work
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>>699108454
Sup IDbro
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>>699108473
I like seagulls because they do what they want and make funny noises.
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>>699108543
Saw this on the news. Dude is making moonshine for the place. Thought it was in Mosvegas though
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>>699108718
10bar if you don't mind the clap, Copa if you want an ekkied out fuck toy
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>>699108818
I just like any animal. Easier to talk to
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>>699108403
there's still more indians and chinese than muslims
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>>699108849
i fucking love ekkied out bitches, Copa it is
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>>699104211
Yo where you at?
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Who got some LSD, MDMA or some shit?
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>>699108939
other animals dont scream at you like seagulls.

>>699108834
Im pretty amped for it
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>>699108991
It's been 4 years so I don't even know if it's still a thing tbqh. But even if you don't pull, they have fucking sweet music, proper dirty af drum and bass/jungle/breaks etc. They make a mean Red Headed Slut as well
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>>699109094
My cat Meowsolini screams like one
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>>699108454
is this a new meme?
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where's ya dunedin nudes @
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>>699109154
pics
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>>699109075
I'd love to get some to microdose (especially during spring/summer) bt have no hookups and don't know how to use the deep web.

Obviously only want clean stuff.
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>>699109268
No, post pics of guys with long hair. i still want my oc
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>>699109286
Best I can do atm, he's the barely visible one
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Remember that Pakeha Party facebook page? Caused quite a stir didn't it?

I'd love to see a proper nationalist party in this country (there's obviously a desire for it). But would Kiwis really go for it? But that I mean not just supporting it but accepting the responsibility of it?
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>>699109286
forgot pic kek
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>>699109334
Using the 'deep web' isn't so hard, it's more finding a trustworthy place to buy from and then assuming some risk.
Microdosing seems quite interesting but I'd have to try that after.
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>>699109496
please give him kisses thank you.
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>>699109471
>what is the NF
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>>699108736
Listening to that one song I could kinda see how electric could work, but also how it couldn't. Shame, but worth a try
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Any anime fags in here? I just watched Evangelion and the last few episodes confused the fuck out of me. There was no actual ending, just some pseudo intellectual artsy shit. Are all anime's this pretensious pieces of crap, or just this one?
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>>699109443
I'll show you mine if you show me yours

(it's pretty long)

>>699109543
will do

>>699109548
It doesn't load on my shitty internet. I miss you guys
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>>699109685
That you Ritanon?
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>>699109558
Lol yeah, sure thing officer.
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South D, Reid Road reporting
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>>699109685
Miss you too, my man. How's things?
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>>699109559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5lka5fgAu0

is my favourite song. Now here it is electric one at 10:42 into the album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-BWT_nieWo

quite disappointing
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>>699109503
I'm quite computer illiterate. Got banned off /pol/ the other day (why I have no idea, think it was posting in a Clinton thread. Never participated in a raid in my life) and didn't know how to get around it.
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>>699109639
that's your first mistake right there. Watching anything other than Naruto or Dragonball Z instantly makes you a virgin faggot
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>>699109685
getting it dyed.
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>>699109767
Nein

>>699109774
I am a legitimate member of the public. I do heaps of crimes

>>699109856
who dis. and tbh fucking awful. should never have left palmy
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>>699109767
This had me excited :(
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>>699109856
Pretty shit actually.

Misses walked out on me the other day, had no idea where the fuck she went, really got to me.

No matter how many times I tell her "Don't leave me alone at the supermarket" something always catches the fat bitches eyes and off she goes.

Fuck having a thing for fatties (they make my dick hard as ham though, bro, hard as ham).
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>>699110061
that you uke? Just carry a pocket of treats.
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>>699109936
2 for 1, hair and a Meow

It's not actually that long any more Q_Q
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>>699109848
might be a maccas run tonight if youre keen
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>>699109932
I watched DBZ growing up. Its my own fault for thinking they would all be like that tbh
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>>699109639
Evangelion is amazing. It will help immensely if you understand the context of its production, and the other pieces of media in the franchise. I don't want to try cover it all in this post but go look up the Wikipedia page and do any other research you need to.
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>>699110228
pretty qt tbh would pet cat and hair
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dank mrmd
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>>699109895
If it's only a short ban you can just wait but there are some things you can do like using a VPN but chiefly, the easiest way is to usually turn off and unplug your router for a while, most ISPs will assign you a new IP after you plug it all back in. The time varies, if possible I would leave it unplugged one night and try that.
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>>699110235
I have eaten already tonight.
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>>699110245
There's still heaps of anime like that. You can find recs everywhere online but I'll throw you One Punch Man for starters.
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>>699110267
I did that immediately after it ended. Apparently they had budgeting problems, so they made that horrible ending, but fixed it with a movie or something. I'm just skeptical about watching that movie though because the last two episodes really threw me off.
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>>699109974
Does it matter?
Share your troubles, mate. Where did you go to? What happened?
>>699110061
Walked out on me sounds pretty permanent, man. Did she come back?
>>699110228
Kawaii ii ne
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>>699110494
And???

>>699110579
Ah, good. Well hey, if you aren't into it then you aren't into it I guess, but you'll always be left wondering if you don't seek out that movie.

Also def check out the new movies, the first one is very similar to the anime but the next two are quite different. The fourth one is coming.
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>>699110436
>ghost type
fucking kek
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>>699110333
Cutting that hair cost me a relationship. so many ragrets

>>699110592
It does matter, I made some friends that I lost contact with. and eh i'm just stuck in Hicksville, Nowhere, with no job, no money and a recently diagnosed illness that's fucking my shit up
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>>699109895
Clear cookies and restart modem. That's literally all you need to do to get around any 4chan ban.
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>>699110553
I was gonna watch One Punch Man before Evangelion, but I figured I would watch Evangelion first because it had more episodes. The bald guy looks funny as fuck, so I'm looking forward to it.
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>>699110740
>Cutting that hair cost me a relationship. so many ragrets
tbf long hair is nearly fetish level for me but if someone dumped you over a haircut theyre kind of a cunt.
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>>699110797
He's just a guy whose a hero for fun. It's better than Evangelion.
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>>699110795
Thank you my sweet little treat.
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>>699110695
I'll definitely watch it. I invested like a week of my life watching it, I need a conclusion to the story. also I've grown kinda fond of Misato lol
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>>699110967
Considering she was a borderline SJW, kinda stung to be objectified like that. Pretty hypocritical. And my hair was a mess, I was bed ridden for awhile which turned it into a gross knotty mess, I needed a fresh start
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>>699110797
Sounds like you might like it, it is quite funny. Even my Dad got into it.

>>699111000
I'll respect the digits and respectfully disagree.

>>699111011
>I've grown kinda fond of Misato lol
many do :^)
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>>699110797
>Evangelion
is long and hard to get through OPM is quick and hilarious so easy to consume. I'd go with OPM first. Its good shit.
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Why aren't you downloading the suicide squad porn Anon?
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>>699111111
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!
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>>699111111

Check em
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>>699111111
fuck you, you're gay
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>>699111111
GET
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>>699111111
Ayyyy nice. First person that wasn't IDbro to get sexts in an NZ thread
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>>699111111
witnessed
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>>699110740
Well, aiight. It's Dunners. If you're referring to us, it's cool, people come and go. We didn't forget you!
What made you move then? I thought you were going up to the ski fields, no? And what illness?
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>>699111056
>tfw no sick bf to brush his hair while he lays in bed with hot flannel on his forehead

and yeah I d the fresh start cut every now and again. Hope youre feeling better anon.


>>699111011
>>699111000
>>699111111
checked. binary is out here
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>>699111111
Respects digits, acquires digits
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>>699111111
FAG
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>>699111111
He respected the digits
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>>699111111
W I T N E S S E D
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>>699111111
Game over thread. Hi everyone from elsewhere!
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>>699111111
VALLHALLA!
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>>699111111
>>699111111
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>>699111111
nice get friendo
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>>699111111
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>>699111405
Fuck off
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>>699111111
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>>699111431
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>>699111271
Did go to the skifield, lost my shit one day and quit. Which segues nicely into the illness because impulsive behaviour like that is a sign of Borderline Personality Disorder. Yay, the disorder even shrinks don't like dealing with.

>>699111272
That would've been nice, but I wasn't sick, it was an injury. Or several. Dislocated shoulder, several broken ribs and a couple of fractured vertabrae
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>>699111460
Source?
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Getting sexts is the proudest I have felt in the seven months I've been unemployed. Here's to finally getting the benefit soon!
Also, Christchurch represent.
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>>699111111
lols
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>>699111460
only real girls thank
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>>699111505
if youre crippled it means you cant get away ala Misery.
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>>699111593
>real girls

HAH EVERYONE LOOK AT THE FAGGOT
Go suck a vagina
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>>699111593
>real girls
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>>699111609
Honestly I'm no longer surprised that that turns me on
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>>699111743
We would get along well desu
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>>699111111
Hoe lee fuck
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>>699111968
For the honeymoon period sure, I'm kinda high maintenance
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>>699111505
Ayyyy welcome to BPD. Diagnosed 4 years ago. Doing heaps better now. Get it sorted anon, it gets better.
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>>699112119
who isnt. I can just beat you
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>>699111505
I dunno what to say, man. Obviously it would've been better for you to hold that job down but if you can't deal then you can't deal.
You've got time and space now, yeah? Use it, just go back to basics and sort yourself out, a bit at a time.
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>>699111538
>eating straight out of the pan represent
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>>699112145
I deeply distrust the NZ mental health system, I've been in and out of it for 9 years now and I've only just got diagnosed. I just hope I'll pull a van Gogh once I'm dead
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>>699112208
I have two weeks left where I live due to no money to pay rent. So I've well and truly fucked myself over this time and I really don't see a way out.

>>699112186
I like the idea but the problem is no one has ever beaten me hard enough
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>>699112269
Nah bro it's good shit, once you have the right diagnosis anyway. Do CBT but try to push for DBT requests. Medication won't help you.
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>>699112269
I've just started going through ACC because mental health doesn't deal with certain (((issues))) but mental health always lose me in their system.

Pretty shit because all I want is to stop being a neet and get better. RIP.
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>>699108543
Can confirm new prohibition smokehouse incoming. Talked to the guy who painted a mural for it.

Also Dunedin rep.
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>>699112616
gonna spend so much money.
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what we up to tonight fam
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>>699112363
Can't go back to Palmy? Fuck, I used to live near Ruapehu once upon a time. I'd let you crash with me if I could.
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>>699112269
lol faggot.
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>>699113145
Eating chips, waiting until 4am when No Man's Sky releases. Got a couple of bottles of wine so I can get drunk and play comfy.
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>>699112447
My problem isn't the long term tho. I could get help sure, but I'm in such a hole rn theres nothing I can do short term

>>699112546
There is no escape other than the grave amigo

>>699113387
Nup, nuffin for me in Palmy, there never was in the first place. And cheers nig, the thought is appreciated. The only upside is this has taught me that there are people who care.
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>>699113145
drugs
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>>699113731
You know it, mate. I'm off for the night, so take care. Check back in sometime if you can, we'll spin another yarn.
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>>699113984
Safe as, night homie
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>>699111111
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>>699104100
>Australia
Fixed that for you
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>>699113783
what kind fam

ate a few cheeky fungi this morning
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>>699114357
Just down to smoking shake atm. Good to know the season is still kicking, I've been lazy with getting out there. What area you in?
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>>699108011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NqPdpAhHxo
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>>699114556
good choice
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>>699114779
Only found these guys a few months ago, fuck have I been missing out
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Why do I want to watch this piece of shit so badly? Send help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReJOJR-DImU
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Been out of NZ for a year now. What have I missed?
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>>699116079
A pony got loose from it's pen one day. That's about it.
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>>699108173
...IDBro??
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Is anyone part of the Auckland Flatmates Wanted page?

This happened the other month, was fucking hilarious.

Stupid fucking curry kikes, I'd tell ya

>>699116079
pic related happened
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Hey out of interest, what's the appetite in NZ for a Universal Basic Income. I remember it being something people were just murmering about in NZ in 2014.

Now in UK Corbyn has mentioned it, seems to be in the public imagination in the US - Joe Rogan was talking about it FFS.


What do you cunts think?
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>>699116296
So AK housing prices are still fucked.
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>>699116249
he's dead bro...
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>>699116296
Come live in my wardrobe for $200 a week. A couple can totally fit in here. Heck, bring your whole family.
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>>699116479
Well, yes but pic was more leaning towards "Indians are still Indians"
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>>699116296
Why is this funny?
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>>699116400
I already pay 20% of my wages so that worthless maori babies get to grow up and make more worthless maori babies. Why would I want to guarantee they live instead of having a chance to die?

Their parents will just waste it all on pokies and beer, it'll just mean more drunken angry niggers.

I'd be all for it if it only applied to whites.
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>>699116495
take that back
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>>699116558
Do you live in a shoe?
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>>699116523
You're supposed to haggle, that's how Indians work. Never mind that you can rent a whole fucking house for $400 a week.
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>>699116558
The fact that he thinks anyone would want to live in what's practically a closet for 200 pw + 2000 bond
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>>699105656
How did you survive.
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>>699116663
Far bro... That's dark shit. Are you from Australia?
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>>699116730
Maybe in Gore or whatever shithole you reside in, $400 will get you a garage in South Auckland
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>>699116296
I actually know that faggot, he's weird af.

>is a literal faggot
>but then so am I

Reckons he\s psychic or some shit.
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>>699116857
GORE REPRESENT
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>>699116789
I was born there which might explain something about me. Grew up in South Auckland. Had to live their shit first hand.

>>699116857
$360 a week for a 3 bedroom in Manurewa. Big yard.
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Hey, and what's happening with our dairy industry? It seemed like it was just crashing when I left, was kinda expecting that to send the NZ economy ass up. Heard nothing though.
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>>699116789
>dark shit.
Lol wtf.

When did 4chan get taken over by the "I'm offended" crowd?
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>>699116973
Yeah, proud racism always surprises me a bit among Kiwis.

You still living in SA? I'll probably try find a place there when o get back for affordability. Spent 10 years in central.
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>>699116898
Do you know if he ended up renting the room out? He was pretty funny t b h seemed to piss off the Maori - which admittedly isn't much of an achievement seeing these ones were volatile to begin with.
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>>699117192
>Yeah, proud racism always surprises me a bit among Kiwis.
Then you clearly know nothing about Kiwis.
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>>699117292
I guess I should say I know of him.

Tried to find his facebook but can't. RIP.
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>>699116400
I agree with
>>699116663

Let's break it down an, increase in disposable income will mean either more drugs or more babies or both.

I feel a universal income should only be distributed to the smartest, most efficient/hard working people, but than it wouldn't be universal. But that's kind of pointless because the smartest and hardest working people won't need it.

Maybe a tax break for smart people to have kids? Like oh you have an IQ over 140? You're tax bracket puts you in 30% but for every 2 kids you have, we'll reduce it by 1%

>>699116789
>Hates niggers and maoris

Must be Australian, HA!!
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>>699109236
probably
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>>699116249
see
>>699108454
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>>699117292
You old school telephone!

Oh man.. Miss
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>>699117192
Nah live out west now, sharing a place with 2 others. $200 all inclusive and a room that is significantly bigger than a fucking cupboard in some curries house.
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>>699116296
I thought Pereira was an Islander name?

Had a mate With that name, cunt was benching 100kg at 15..

For those that don't get the joke, He's charging more if you have a partner. Which makes no logical sense.
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Bit cold down in south Dunedin
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>>699117292
>Hasan

When did we get sand niggers.. grrrrr
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>>699116973
Wait, so you're the same guy complaining about Maori on the dole? Why don't you move somewhere with a better view, sounds like you're still living in a shithole
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>>699117907
I don't live there anymore. See >>699117676
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>>699117840
Why is this an issue?
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>>699117514
>must be Australian
Actually anon.... He's not wrong
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>>699118136
You the fag going on about how racist Kiwis surprises you?
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>>699116296
For a room another foot wider in chch I paid $110 including power and internet etc. also $360 bond
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>>699118443
Nah I'm not, but unlike some of you uneducated fuckwits I socialize with decent humans
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>>699118136
because they smell hehehehe!
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>>699118551
You don't have to be uneducated to be racist Anon. I wasn't the smartest in my classes but I achieved 80% throughout the year in all my subjects, and work in IT now.
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>>699117840
we've had a rising muslim population for a while, it's only going to get worse and snowball I imagine
we're lucky National hasn't caved in anymore to the refugee bullshit, thought I would love to see some ISIS hit squads over here
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>>699118551
>uneducated fuckwits
Yeah? So we're uneducated for ackowledging the destruction of our way of living by welcoming peoples into this nation whom are totally opposed to our culture, our traditions and our beliefs.

Gee I'm glad to be a dummy then!
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>>699118551
>I socialize with decent humans
Evidentally you don't talk nor listen to yourself.

That's all too clear though given your 'educated' opinions, wise one.
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>>699118770
Kinda like how the British came here and destroyed the previous peoples culture? Well, not completely, yet, but we're lucky that colonization happened so late. No, I'm not Maori. Opposed to our culture? Don't think so. How are they destroying your way of living? Taking your jobs?
>If you can't get a job over an immigrant, you deserve to be unemployed
Buying your houses??
>With Kiwisaver, we'll all be able to by houses at a reasonable age

The world population is gonna be beige soon, get with the times buddy
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>>699119214
oh go and get bred bareback by a BBC you faggot
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>>699118861
>>699118770

>muh pride
Fuck up samefag
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>>699119286
>>>/pol/
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>>699119214
If you're so sore over the British, get off the internet and go dig a mud hut.
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>>699119214
>when white people destroy ways of life, it's eeeeevil imperialism
>when brown people do it, it's awesome. "Diversity!"

Pfft.
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>>699119358
Oh ay, did British people invent houses? That's not the point, we live in an age of information, it's time to just try live in fuckin harmony
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>>699119509
wtf Strawman, obviously you've been raised by shit parents so you won't change your mind
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>>699119515
When some cunt wants to kick my head in because I won't give him $2 so he can buy beer instead of feeding his kids, I don't want to live in harmony.
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Off to bed. Goodnight bros, be safe eh
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>>699118770
That's how the Maoris felt.
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>>699119737
Night.
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>>699119702
maybe you just look weak
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>>699119515
>we live in an age of information,

Because you were ruled by the British (or whoever). Otherwise, you'd either still be backward savages or simply conquered and oppressed by someone else.

American Indians, for instance, were illiterate, nomadic cannibal savages. Only a handful of tribes had begun to master agriculture, 6k to 8k years behind. Without European colonization, they'd be in the same place today.
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>>699119812
No, I look white. I could be a body builder and still get jumped by 8 guys and lose.
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>>699119337
give in to the BBC breeding programme white boi. you owe it to your race
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>>699119214
You believe yourself to be educated? Going to have to show us it sometime.

>>699119214
>Kinda like how the British came here and destroyed the previous peoples culture?
Please. Maori? People living in huts and eating each other? Lol oh my. Why did you move back to NZ and not Papua New Guinea? Family live here? Yeah, that's the reason. Why did New Zealand (a place created by the British) do so well and propser? Because of exactly that, British people moving here and continuing to have British children. Bllod, race, IQ.

The immigrants will destroy what was good about NZ. British people are superior to Maori, this is shown by history. We could, and should have been great but, alas...

>>699119214
>If you can't get a job over an immigrant, you deserve to be unemploye
What a racist thing to say. So all the young Maori deserve to be unemployed because, for a number of reasons, Indians by the truck load are getting entry level jobs in NZ (and through government entities like Z) that they could easily fill?

>With Kiwisaver, we'll all be able to by houses at a reasonable age
No we literally. Read up about the housing criris in this country and educate yourself. Ah, but you clearly already know everything there is to know, right? "Huh, sure, you'll be able to own a house, eventually!"

Lol, you clearly have no understanding of the ecnomic history of this country at all Mr. Educated.

>The world population is gonna be beige soon, get with the times buddy
It's 2016 come on!

Pretty sure you're either that UK anon who literally married a nigger in South Africa or the cuck who defended him.

If you're so intelligent explain to us how IQ and race don't matter, I mean, it IS 2016 after all.

2016
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>>699119933
>boi
Illiterate faggot. You need to be colonized and educated.
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>>699120011
too long didnt read.
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>>699120062
>Not sensing the obvious sarcasm in his post.
Come on, Anon.
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>>699119782
So?

You think the current influx are going to be anywhere near as positive to this country? If you want to see what a country is like without British imperialism look no further than the Solomon Islands or Papua New Guinea.

Also, why the fuck should I pretend that I'm not in favour of the betterment of my people, my people who have created and destroyed greatly throughout history, when it's a tough world out there? It's a dog eat dog world and you're a fool for thinking that if we lay down our weapons others will because, surprise, the complete opposite is happening.

I'm not going to give up becase you don't want your feelings hurt.
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>>699120167
Yeah, you're too dumb, can't refute.
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>tfw flatmates are having domestics and I just want to watch youtube.
Headphones time I guess.
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>>699120313
bitch please. i dont associate myself with plebs
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Shit.. What happened to thsi thread.. I think I'll stay out of NZ
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>>699121379
Good idea. It's not the paradise everyone abroad seems to think.
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>>699121257
>>699121379
You know we can tell this was same fagging because the thread didn't bump.
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>>699121379
>I think I'll stay out of NZ
If you're an ethnic then, yeah, it's essential.
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Almost 3 hundy, too bad the last 100 or so posts were shit.
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>>699121474

are you that cunt that keeps posting Tala Morgana memes?
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>>699121673
No? Why would you think that?

That's the chick in the chair from Dunedin, right?
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>>699120269
Lol it's just sad how attached to your race you are, its actually bizarre, I just don't understand people like you. You've probably never had a psychedelic experience, I feel like that alone might change the way you look at the world. The British Empire and Science wouldn't have been what it is today without the Islamic Golden Age, and prior to that, Chinese, Indian and Greek civilization...it's just that we're at a point in time where we should be beyond war and nationalism, you are a huge part of the problems that we're still having because of you're fucked up attitude, people like Donald Trump actually have a chance to RUN COUNTRIES
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>>699121777
First time in NZ thred?

see

>>699103912
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>>699121986
Is it your first time? Why can't you read the bantz?
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>>699121124
it's just like being back home with the whanau, huh
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>>699122252
>implying I had a dad around growing up
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>>699105656
>>699106855
>>699107098
>>699107387
>>699107670
>>699107831
>>699108049

Best of wishes to desperate guy and blue nails seagull 'girl', may your fuck ugliness and weird personalities bring you together for the better
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>>699108394
low quality
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>>699121802
>actually bizarre
It's clearly not to people educated on the subject which you clearly aren't. You are desperately trying to protray yourself as some modern intellectual but you are so outrageously wrong in so much of what you say.

The world is not based around your feelings, you are not special, your opinion isn't the be all and end all of anything. You are wrong, you are simply wrong. You have demonstrated that so clearly in these threads that I'm surprised you even take the time to engage.

The world is a tough place and you won't, and don't, get anywhere by trying to pretend it's nice and that we can live in harmony.

How can you expect us all to live in harmony when you get this triggered at people not agreeing with your viewpoints?

Just sit and think about that for a bit. You clearly don't have the intellectual capacity to understand what I'm saying but other anons will certainly get it.

You are a hypocrite who is terribly narrowminded and bigoed in the extreme not to mention terribly self important in your own perceived superior intellect.

If only you had the smarts to understand just how badly you've outed your own defeacts of character. If you had those smarts you wouldn't be saying half of what you are.
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>>699122715
Thank you for the support sir!
I can't wait 'til I can get some money together so I can go back to the fucking doctor and get stronger antidepressants. I've been off them for weeks now.
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>>699122849
TLDR
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>>699122849
You just sound like a sad human being and I actually feel sorry for you. And I'm half caste so yeah, I actually hate you. I feel like you're the same dude that grew up in South Auckland that lives out West now....and it sounds like you're poor and angry, looking for someone to blame and you only find solace in the colour of your skin
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>>699123064
2 weeks? Why aren't you trying to kill yourself yet? AD withdrawals are the worst. What were you on?
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>>699123410
>And I'm half caste so yeah, I actually hate you
Lol, there it is.

>You just sound like a sad human being and I actually feel sorry for you
Projecting massively but sure, whatever makes you feel better.

>I feel like you're the same dude that grew up in South Auckland that lives out West now
Not that anon at all which just goes to show more about you again. That's actually terribly bigoted of you to say but, of course, you're not intelligent enough to understand how it is at all.
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>>699123660
i'm not even that dude but i too feel sorry for you tbh
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>>699123746
Awesome, doesn't prove mr wrong at all though, so...
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>>699123660
Whatever m8, I'm living the dream with beautiful people doing beautiful things so I hope you have fun getting stood over by homeless Maoris and getting jumped by people despite your bodybuilder physique
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>>699123660
And I know you're that person, you're the only faggot in this thread calling people Anon. Cheer up Charlie
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>>699123899
also proves you can't type.
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