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How would you kill yourselves /b/? Also Quads must kill themselves.

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How would you kill yourselves /b/? Also Quads must kill themselves.
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>>699036228
I wouldnt try salt injections again thats for sure
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Probably with a gun. just fuck it. Quick and easy way out if you fuck up. Like I just might have two days ago. :)
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>>699036228
>plan b
kek, also if I was to kill myself I would most likely just cut a main vein cause a bullet would ruin my face and wouldn't want a closed casket funeral.
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Saving orphans from a sinking battleship.
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k fuck it, ill do it faggots
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I've thought about a humane way to execute people, and I think it applies to this as well.

What you need is a shaped charge C4 helmet. Or some other plastic explosive. The charge is designed to blast you directly down. Ideally you should be standing over your grave at the time, or whatever is going to be your grave.

This is painless, and it auto buries you. The other ghosts are going to be so fucking confused.
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>>699036228
Helium. Once you get the materials it's all set and ready to go you'll die in less than a minute
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>>699036228
Looks like a tiny penis in the thmbnail
Oh wait its OP so of course he has a tiny penis
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Probably with a shotgun. I was going to recently... But that being said I made a noose the other day and almost hung myself. It's still sitting next to me. maybe that's how I die... I suppose we'll see soon enough
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>>699036228
quads plz
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nein
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>>699036228
My gun
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>>699037308
It'd be a hilarious death, too. You're voice would get higher and higher and it'd get funnier and funnier, until you pass out, best death ever.
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Old age.
Or heroic on the Fury Road.
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dont check
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Quads
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>>699037648
Your*** Don't hurt me for my horrendous acts of grammatical errors
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Carbon monoxide poisoning.
It's cheap, fast, painless, and easy to accomplish.
I'm checking out soon, using this method.
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>>699036228
pic related? Is that a cyanide capsule?
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>>699036228
Life is good if you create it this way.
Start new hobbies, see Diffrence places, know new people.

Give yourself a chance, bro.
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if i could get a gun then shot to the head ezpz
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>>699037876
No you fucking retard, it's a bullet. How retarded can you get?
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>>699037184
Sounds very humane my friend
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Quads here I come
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I'd fight in Syria or something, at least make my life mean something in the end
>>699037876
thats a bullet u /b/tard
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Natural causes.
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>>699036228
Roll?
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One of those air bomb firecrackers in ass.
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Quads get
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What doesnt kill me makes me STRONGER!!! ROLLAN! Will stream if quads
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Hoping for quads
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>>699036228
I wouldn't.
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>>699038350
reroll
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I would light myself on fire, pull the pin of a grenade, jump from a building and would shoot myself in the head in mid air b4 the grenade detonates
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>>699038662
Suicide: Satisfaction guaranteed or your life back!
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Quads plz
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>>699038897
So close
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>>699036228
I choose the hardest way out. I wait to die by aging.
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>>699036746
>Cut a vein
>vein
>VEIN
kek
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I think by anchoring myself down the ocean. Its weird but I am terribly afraid of drowning. Also, when I am sinking to the bottom and know there is nothing I can do to save myself, i wonder how that feeling is to know that you are going to die and can't do anything about it. If you survive some how it would be great to describe what happened.....
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Roll for bleach
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Masterbating. Pro-tip: I never get quads.
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Bondage with a noose and some way to automatically tighten it slowly
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>>699039118
you think thats funny boy?
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get!
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Mr Hands
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>>699036228

I figure if I'm going to kill myself I may as well volunteer to do something dumb as hell for the military and take some ISIS asshats with me.
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Taking all my benzos and then going for a swim.
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c'mon
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Lay my neck across a train track.

Or, to make a statement, burn myself alive while holding a bible, a quran, a tao te ching, and other "holy" texts.
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Fuck, I missed
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>>699039847
For you

Protip: go for the artery, it's much quicker.
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Bullet to the brain.
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>>699036228
Quads will not kill themselves.
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>>699036228
With kindness
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fent overdose. Already down the path, might as well speed it up a little.
Please quads
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Swallow a bunch of bullets, wait 12 hours, then light a fart.
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i would go on a coke filled bank robbing and hooker fucking/killing spree, because the world is your oyster when you don't fear death.
Please give me quads gods
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Jump
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>>699039847
>>699040080

Hardmode: slit vertically
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Tried artery didn't work, don't have the balls to cut deep enough.

Tried strangulation work a belt yesterday, passed out within 10 seconds, someone came in to my room and saved me, cunts.

Will try the belt again, was easy and felt good
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Just want quads
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ok
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pills and alcohol, simple.
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yoyoyyo
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Light myself on fire in a public place. quads get.
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>>699036228
Getting facesit till ashpyxiation by some hot hooker while another hooker jerks me off
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>>699036228
Pls quads
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quads
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>>699041931
I want to be ded
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gotta get quads to end my pathetic life
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>>699036228
Jump off a bridge, lately their was 2 people that am hero'ed off the same bridge not far from where I live
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>>699042075
I live to see another day, cunts
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Heroin overdose, its painless and right before you drift into the abyss god wraps his arms around you
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>>699042220

>being this close to fucking quads

end it now
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deal
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just to be clear, is it only quads if it's four of the same number in a row, or if you get four of the same numbrer anywhere in your post number?
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noose
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k
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>>699042439
Just leave now newfag
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>>699040300
You are so fucking lucky and you don't even realize it
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>>699036228
lmao rollin
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by committing suicide.
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pls no
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>>699042439
>>699042439
Lurk more mang. its the last 4 digits
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quadss plsssss
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Cement shoes for myself. It would keep everyone wondering who i pissed off.
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lets get em quads again.
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>>699042439
In a row at the end of the post

>>567324444 would be quads
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Lmao xD
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:).
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been thinking about it lately anyways, rolling for quads.
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>>699042899
Thanmks!
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>>699042866
I'd do something like this too. Make it even more obvious perhaps, set myself up tied to a chair, write a note about how "he fucked up and paid the price or something" and shoot myself in the head after getting some random strangers fingerprints on the gun

I couldn't actually kill myself though. I'm too afraid of the cold void that awaits a sentient mind when the synapses stop firing and the signals all go dead
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>>699036228
hey guys, here while reddit is down

what's quads and how do I not get it?
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roll
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yolo
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>>699043127
send a cheque in the amount of $42.63 to christopher poole and the authorities will deploy an anti-quad field
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Kek.
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Shotgun.
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3333? kek
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>>699043246

wtf not paypal?
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ok
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rolllllllll
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re roll
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>>699043113
Angles of the shot would give it away. Stick with the shoes
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>>699036228
Quads get hopefully.

I'd inject myself with nearly the 50ld of morphine, methamphetamine, and then smoke the 50ld of PCP. Write a note before all this with instructions on how to rob a bank. Repeat until I'm caught or killed.
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Quads get
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>>699036228

The fastest way I can think of is this:

>I would ram my face into your mom's crotch and breathe in deeply.

>Guaranteed the stink would kill me faster than a shower at Auschwitz!
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please b quads wan die
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>quads get

Nice knowin' yo---oh wait...
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quadss
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>>699043782
/b/ro true story
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>>699036228
Fentynyl patches all over.
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I would stab my head with an ice lance, but at the tip of it a bullet without the casing. Also die with a cup of empty glass so the melted ice looks like water spilled from glass.

>tfw no one will know where the bullet came from
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>>699043639
Maybe I can get quints.
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someone is gonna get quads
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>>699036228
CO2.

I believe in signs. rolling for quads
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rolling to kill myself lmao
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>>699044173
Waiting for >>699044444
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maybe I die tonight
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>>699036228
ha. I'll never get quads anyway.
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if quads i negate my own death
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ayyy lmao
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>>699044373
you could be surprised
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I DIE TONIGHT
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Explosives. Painless.
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>>699044292
>699044292
rawl
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>>699044442
Missed it by that much
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wowowow
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>>699036228

i'd probably get real high, drink a couple shots of whiskey, and then take whatever poison i could trust would finish the job.
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>>699036228
Bombing the Eiffel Tower. It can't stand with 3 legs, can it?
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>>699041701
reroll
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bag over the head and a tank of helium, tada
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rolling for quads
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Heroin od, never used Heroin, so shouldn't be too hard. And I'll go out feeling like a million bucks. I'd strap myself to the toilet too. Minimal cleanup for whoever finds me.
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quads get
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>>699036228
roll for quads
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crying...i started years ago
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rell
inserint a knife in my throat
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I'm over my angsty years and won't kill myself at this point since I know I will die anyway. But I'm weirdly attracted to self immolation for some reason. I know that would scare most off. I don't fear the pain as I think it wouldn't last that long. Also just don't care about pain at this point in my life. Maybe I like it because I'd prefer to be cremated and it would be a method of dying and cremation at the same time.
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>>699037184
I don't think you can rely on shape charges to put something as wet and squishy as a human being into the ground neatly and consistently.
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>>699036228
With life
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>>699042555
checkd
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>>699036228
rolling
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I already will be killing myself via overdose within the week. I'm surprised my money hasn't arrived yet. Once it does, partyhard.jpg.
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Codine and vodka
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Drowning myself. I feel the water calls me sometimes. Sometimes I dream that when I fall in im terrified, usually of what creatures dwell there, and get out immediately. Other times I hit the bottom; there's been dreams where my friends where waiting for me at the bottom
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>>699036228
roll
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>>699036228
rolling
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If only one could be so fortunate.
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>>699047004
Were
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dumb question. everyone kills themselves the same way. they suicide
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Ok
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>>699036228
Nah
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>>699036228
Gun.
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roll. helium if I could only fix the nozzle piece that was fucking glued. I already have everything else except for the tank I could rent from nearby
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>>699047754
re-roll
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>>699047876
re-rollio pls
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As President of the United States.
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Indecisive much
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Go into military and just let it happen after awhile get them benefits for family and see sights with the added benefit of possible death
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>>699036228
I wouldnt because my life doesnt suck dick
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>>699048331
rolllll
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>>699049264
I'll fucking get it. believe in me you fuckers.
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>>699036228
>Pull into garage
>put on Roy Orbison
>shut the door and float away
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rerolling
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Cmon quad
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plz quad
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>>699036228
roll
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>>699036228
Well I tried tylenol, and it gave me enough time to change my mind and spend 2 days in the hospital. Maybe try codeine next time.
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Well this is a challenge.
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>>699049380
ROLL
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roll :^)
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Please quads
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>>699050079
are you retarded? why the fuck do people think drugs will kill you? you're about to kill yourself at least do three seconds of fucking research.
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>>699036228
i would order a gun from the darknet and kill myself with a headshot
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Lemme see those quads
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If I really wanted to kill myself, I wouldn't just die alone in my garage or such other bullshit. I would begin taking part in the riskiest and most adrenaline-inducing activities I could. I would take insane risks. I would also probably save up enough money to travel to the Middle East and fight alongside the Kurds, hoping I could kill at least a few ISIS shitfucks before they got me.
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I actually had a plan for the last six months. I'm going to buy a .38 special(easy to hide), and get those fmj +p rounds. Rent a car, and drive all the way to California to my father's grave. While I'm wearing my army class A uniform, I'm getting drunk on pga. Then sound off the soldier's creed, and blow my fucking brains out. My dad did it after the gulf war, and after 15 years of puzzling my mind over it, i had a realization. Life is pointless. I just don't kill myself sooner because I'm waiting for biology to do it for me. That, or on deployment, fucking just walk out in the open after recieving contact with a pissed off hajji.
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drowning or sleeping pills
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I had a memory I couldn't forget and I had to get it out with a bullet against my will fired by my own hand.
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steal a car and crash it
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>>699050471
protip: balloon time tanks don't work. tried and just makes you sit there like a fucking idiot dazed and high. go to a balloon shop and rent a tank with 99.9% helium
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>>699037529
Can we have a picture of you smiling with the noose?
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>>699036228
sure why not
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Well, after much consideration, I will buy a hacksaw and shotgun. I will saw off part of the shotgun to increase the spray. I will get some good heavy duty buckshot. I will look up the correct angle to position the muzzle so that it hits my brain stem. I will build or jerry rig a stand for the sawed off. I will make sure the angle is correct. Then boom, lights out, no coming back.

(using a sawed off not only helps widen the spread, but also helps reaching the trigger)
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what caliber should I use to kill myself? I only have 5.56x45 nato bullets. would 5.56 to the head kill me instantly?
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>>699036228
but im not ready for kill
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quads eh?
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Hike into the woods and then one in the head. That way there is no getting help even if you miss.
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j k rolling
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>>699036228
that pill looks very old and dirty. you should wipe it off with water before you swallow it.
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please let it be me! re-rollin
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>>699036228
definitely a gun, If not available then probably jumping from something high and hope I dont turn into a veggie
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Put my .40 in my mouth and pull the trigger
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end it all bois
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>>699036228
tie a chain with an anvil attached on the end to my neck and then speed down the freeway and throw the anvil out the window. I'd give it a lot of slack so I could gain speed.
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Good night, sweet Prince.
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I wouldn't
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>>699036228
Quick and Painless.
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quads get
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>>699036228

Gunshot to the head.

Quick, Painless, No Going Back.
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overdose
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>>699036228
Lol
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>>699036228
quads get
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>>699036228
old age
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