How would you kill yourselves /b/? Also Quads must kill themselves.
I've thought about a humane way to execute people, and I think it applies to this as well.
What you need is a shaped charge C4 helmet. Or some other plastic explosive. The charge is designed to blast you directly down. Ideally you should be standing over your grave at the time, or whatever is going to be your grave.
This is painless, and it auto buries you. The other ghosts are going to be so fucking confused.
Probably with a shotgun. I was going to recently... But that being said I made a noose the other day and almost hung myself. It's still sitting next to me. maybe that's how I die... I suppose we'll see soon enough
I think by anchoring myself down the ocean. Its weird but I am terribly afraid of drowning. Also, when I am sinking to the bottom and know there is nothing I can do to save myself, i wonder how that feeling is to know that you are going to die and can't do anything about it. If you survive some how it would be great to describe what happened.....
Tried artery didn't work, don't have the balls to cut deep enough.
Tried strangulation work a belt yesterday, passed out within 10 seconds, someone came in to my room and saved me, cunts.
Will try the belt again, was easy and felt good
I'd do something like this too. Make it even more obvious perhaps, set myself up tied to a chair, write a note about how "he fucked up and paid the price or something" and shoot myself in the head after getting some random strangers fingerprints on the gun
I couldn't actually kill myself though. I'm too afraid of the cold void that awaits a sentient mind when the synapses stop firing and the signals all go dead
Quads get hopefully.
I'd inject myself with nearly the 50ld of morphine, methamphetamine, and then smoke the 50ld of PCP. Write a note before all this with instructions on how to rob a bank. Repeat until I'm caught or killed.
The fastest way I can think of is this:
>I would ram my face into your mom's crotch and breathe in deeply.
>Guaranteed the stink would kill me faster than a shower at Auschwitz!
I would stab my head with an ice lance, but at the tip of it a bullet without the casing. Also die with a cup of empty glass so the melted ice looks like water spilled from glass.
>tfw no one will know where the bullet came from
I'm over my angsty years and won't kill myself at this point since I know I will die anyway. But I'm weirdly attracted to self immolation for some reason. I know that would scare most off. I don't fear the pain as I think it wouldn't last that long. Also just don't care about pain at this point in my life. Maybe I like it because I'd prefer to be cremated and it would be a method of dying and cremation at the same time.
Drowning myself. I feel the water calls me sometimes. Sometimes I dream that when I fall in im terrified, usually of what creatures dwell there, and get out immediately. Other times I hit the bottom; there's been dreams where my friends where waiting for me at the bottom
If I really wanted to kill myself, I wouldn't just die alone in my garage or such other bullshit. I would begin taking part in the riskiest and most adrenaline-inducing activities I could. I would take insane risks. I would also probably save up enough money to travel to the Middle East and fight alongside the Kurds, hoping I could kill at least a few ISIS shitfucks before they got me.
I actually had a plan for the last six months. I'm going to buy a .38 special(easy to hide), and get those fmj +p rounds. Rent a car, and drive all the way to California to my father's grave. While I'm wearing my army class A uniform, I'm getting drunk on pga. Then sound off the soldier's creed, and blow my fucking brains out. My dad did it after the gulf war, and after 15 years of puzzling my mind over it, i had a realization. Life is pointless. I just don't kill myself sooner because I'm waiting for biology to do it for me. That, or on deployment, fucking just walk out in the open after recieving contact with a pissed off hajji.
Well, after much consideration, I will buy a hacksaw and shotgun. I will saw off part of the shotgun to increase the spray. I will get some good heavy duty buckshot. I will look up the correct angle to position the muzzle so that it hits my brain stem. I will build or jerry rig a stand for the sawed off. I will make sure the angle is correct. Then boom, lights out, no coming back.
(using a sawed off not only helps widen the spread, but also helps reaching the trigger)
tie a chain with an anvil attached on the end to my neck and then speed down the freeway and throw the anvil out the window. I'd give it a lot of slack so I could gain speed.