The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Scheme taking over the world
Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard~ *licks balls* punish me daddy~ nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles* yess daddy, cum in my mouth *suckles more on daddy's cock*
5 more probably gonna be a month till I get there
Ayy I'm in Arizona myself
Alright in a match now so I'll add ya afterword
>Honestly i love going outside anyways~
I'm glad too! It's always a pleasure to talk to you.
The thread is nice and fun as usual!
>So long as I go on at night ahaha
I think I know those reasons. No need to be rude to me for it.
Your dream has been expanded. Like I said dude you'll work your way up and eventually have a viking mechanic tavern. Maybe not today but perhaps some day.
Koko is also a cali fag but he's bay area IIRC.
>I like to go outside and do things!
Same fam but my friends don't do things to go out really.
Sounds like a good brother.. Watching Northernlion play gungeon. It's really enjoyable to watch! Sounds like it'll be fun haha.
Just beat the shit out of some monster grills on MGQ and now im bored,goodnigth anons!
>Miia eternaly calmed
Always a good time heh. What's going on later if you don't mind me asking? It goes well, chill night after being out all day.
Chivalry seemed buggy as hell but it still managed to produce some good content to watch, the bugs might of helped that heh. I'd love to find something, if I can run it that is. Haven't used that in ages but it could make for fun times.
>I could go further
You know what, you're right about that.
Yep! Very addictive and fun, has all of the songs created for the series.
Yeah it was a very dreary time. I mean waiting until the end of the year to let people know seemed kinda dickish but then again, we have no idea what he was going though. Haha, about the only good thing that happened. That's where the problems began, it would of been weird to have half the group family friendly then James and Aleks ordering strippers and what not, funny shit though. CC is going to put those two along with the others back on the map
I'll get you, and by any means, Rem.
You know nothing!
Shut up titty monster.
Oh yeah it wasn't ever perfect by no means haha. And oh yeah i have to abide by some of the people in the /waifu/s chat computer limits.
>Basically we already have a ton of games we've thought of/got/played that can work on any kinda potato.
Message me on steam about joining love~
Heya love. How was your day?
forgot to say that was going to sleep
Kek at least we didn't cheat by making the thread like that retard Diego. Man the whole /waifu/ thread was about Rem-rin
If I remember correctly, you were called Sanchito? And yes, it was jerk move, but he claimed her, and that's what matters to us.
Yeah Diego gave me that nickname. Don't know why tbh. I started calling him Diego because as far as I know that's a common name in Spain.
Sorry, noticed an update for my UI mod came out and wanted to get it installed.
What's goin on tomorrow? Something fun planned?
>I've come to like it within the last few months. It's an odd story.
We could both go further. ;^)
Ayy, Yozo. Sup!
Pretty average, nothing really exceptional happened.
If all goes well, I might have something to brag about tomorrow.
I know a guy down there you're close enough haha. and a month to get to T9? Jesus it takes a bit to get up there.
Yea it kind of seemed like they already decided he was gone but wanted to put it off. From what I collected he just had a really shitty time with his health. I mean before CC left that's how it was lmao, It'd was already getting a bit weird with the split on comedic differences.
>SILVA I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
I know plenty! I won't shut up. you know.
Ah, okay. Guess you can call me whatever.
I love sitting on a bike for 5 minutes waiting for it to warm up
How did you know that the vibration gets me off?
Then baptize yourself, I'm not really good with nicknames and I bet you wouldn't like Diego to give you a lame nickname.
5 for you love. Hope you enjoy!
Hmm any specific reason behind why you suddenly enjoy it?
Hey average doesn't always mean bad. What's going on that you could brag about?
No you don't! 10$ says you don't know why.
I'll make you shut up.
Not a Christian. I don't skinny dip in salt water. Anyways, take over for me, gonna sleep. Buenos Noches?
Alright. Bikes done. See you all in about an hour.
You got me wrong. I meant that you could name yourself whatever you want, not to actually baptize yourself.
Alright anon. Be seing you tomorrow. Buenas noches for you too
Oh but I do! You don't want me talking about it tho so I won't. and how're you gonna do that?
I've been dating this chick for a couple of weeks and I know for a fact she wants the D.
Are you new here?
If so welcome and glad you joined in!
What made you quit?
What are you looking for?
Same to you.
Anyways, there was another Nico claimer sometime ago........
Night thread is amazing. Too I haven't been on lately.
Also, what made you change?
I have no idea what that is. Jaja
What have you doing in the past? Reason being I haven't seen you?
Getting my computer setup to play games on it. It's actually my first time doing something like this. Little anxious about it. How was the day?
A new gaming computer, I'm thrilled about it! Even missing work to play on it. Jaja
Not sure My only guess is when I started losing my Ex, I started looking at everything else in life that I could be enjoying!
>I had eyes for only her, and when she was gone, I turned my eyes elsewhere.
Beating up crocodiles!
Ah snap, how good is it?
Not really. Want this waifu thread to become a Rem-rin thread?
that's pretty good
Gungeon is a fun looking game. You should look into it when you get the chance!
Mostly just doing games and such. Haven't been here since I was kinda taking a break for various reasons. Now seems as good time as ever to come back.
If you knew you'd say it so you clearly don't
and that's for me to know and you to find out.
Hahaha you sure? When it comes to that we usually don't let the guy know very easily.
Was there? well i guess it's mine now~
Night thread is where it's at no doubt!
Oh that's a long story.. don't worry too much about it.
Oh so it was a coping mechanism? That's great! you never want a coping mechanism be something that's detrimental to you so going outside and enjoying yourself is a really good one!
Don't mention it.
Hope you enjoyed them!
The broken arms and hit boxes can vouch for that heh. Yeah mine isn't for any kind of gaming really, just meets the requirements by a notch. Oh really? That's pretty nice.
I'm not going anywhere with you :^)
They seem to do that with a lot of info. Yeah the health was the main part, other than that I'd guess it was the same as everyone else's gripes. Kek, got a point there, so glad they left.
>Soujia Boy is the new hot meme.
Ayy, sweet man. Hope it goes well, need to get myself something like that. It'll go fine. Nice, went and ran some errands, traveled to a part of time I haven't visited in a long time. Nice to see not much has changed, was raining too so that was even better.
Neither is kokos.
>We still make him get a ton of games that'll work on his potato to play with us.
>Drunk Yozo snitches on himself again.
Give me a second to pretype it please. I'm on my phone.
I hope I'm sure.
Can't really tell with women, but there's only one way to find out.
>Whip it out
Yeah it takes a while
I do visit California every now and then went on the midway this year thinking about going on the Iowa next time
Claiming Ruby and going to sleep
what the fuck is that thumbnail I didn't do this
It's all about what you were being rude for you know and don't play these mind games with me!
I kind of feel like they do that to stir up some banter but it doesn't really do anything good. It's not even been long and they almost got 500k subs, I think CC has a bright future.
What do ya visit cali for? Family? You gotta take pictures of being on that beautiful boat when you do dude.
PLEASE DO NOT DO THAT WE HATE IT.
I promise. That is a bad idea lmao
You don't know what i was being rude for after all. I'll play whatever games i want.
I go there for Vacation got a few friends there too. But mostly I go there for recreation. Change of scenery is nice too even if the traffic isn't.
I'll take Blake then.
I guess I could call it a coping mechanism. Or maybe I just realized obsessing over a person I've never even met IRL was the stupidest thing, and I was missing out on so much in life by doing so.
Ayyy, don't be like that bby :^)
>Drunk Yozo snitches on himself again.
Hahahahaha, that gave me a laugh. No rush m8.
>Iowa is docked in CA?
I know the Midway is a few blocks from me, but where is the Iowa at?
Hey guys don't you know it's
Oh I see.. well either way it was for the best, no?
>Iowa is docked
More like Iowa is displayed in CA. Iowa is, like in the game, only useful because people enjoy looking at her. Other than that she's useless irl and in game :^)
I think it's "future proof" whatever that means.
I don't how it gonna work out.
No gracias. Como va?
I probably will look into it.
Ah that's yhe reason, good to see you back still being awesome.
Yeah, they were on the day thread. I guess they left.
Okay I won't ask any further. Where is she from?
I do hope so as well, thanks.
Rain has been on and off over here lately.
What part of time did you travel?
>She's the best idol, don't tell Maki
Is this what you meant?
Eh I never would have thought someone would want to vacation here haha. Though I doubt the heat is very different.
Glad to hear it. Thanks dude! Anything important I miss from you while I was gone?
Seriously I can't go to bed until you explain why you said "hey" to me.
"The people of /b/ thought femanons were a myth."
>Don't whip out dick
So I wait for female to initiate the sex?
>Be me 2 years ago
>Somehow stumble home after party
>Probably high too
>Painstakingly log on into steam and join teamspeak server
>Gamebros are there
>Start screaming at them about how we need to get into CS now and fuck shit up
>Speech slurred as fuck
>No one understands me
>Suddenly, bro starts screaming in mic about wolves or some shit.
>Says the only way to get rid of them is to assert my dominance over them
>I dive into action
>Charge down the stairs with a chair leg sword
>Screech a battle cry
>Slay the beasts, A.K.A. my livingroom furniture
>Just fucked their shit up
>Fuck my couch to assert dominance over my livingroom
Is what what i meant dingus?
Oh right. It's seriously so weird whenever i mention my sex it's like something unnatural. I usually forget about that while I'm on /b/ but yeah..
N-No! If she's shy she never will.. you just have to smooth your way into it.
Been a while.
Fuck that bike. Vibrates enough to make my dick numb and tingly.
It was, it very much was!
>Talking to the people that spend time with my Exes say that they are seriously less than pleasant to be around anymore.
DAMN SON, that bantz. Truly are the Ki to Makis Bree.
Essentially means you won't need to worry about upgrading it for quite a while. My desktop is that way, it's been nearly 2 years since I've done much of anything to it. Gunna upgrade the RAM and SSD sometime.
>So I wait for female to initiate the sex?
No, you wait for her to whip out her dick first. :^)
Oh man, now that's good.
>I wonder if I'll get that drunk.
>Walk up stairs, triumphant
>I left my mic on throught the entire ordeal
>Gamebros laughing dicks on the server
>Forever known as King Dong, ruler of Bonaria
Your waifu is already claimed by someone much more autistic and dedicated than you.
In San Diego and LA it's way better than Southern Arizona. They both have some nice spots to visit. Oh and to answer an older question yes I'll take pictures inside the Iowa. Even the sensitive parts :^)
Iowa is in LA waterfront
Is there really nice places? never thought I'd hear that haha. You better stay way from the pipes you fuck
Do they go on the threads? And hey looks like you were far better off anyways~
>You better believe I am.
Are you mocking me
So I have to smoothly whip out my donger?
>Money and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch, get you in some serious shit
Never ever get that drunk.
You'll regret it for the rest of your life.
That won't do at all, what time is he usually on?
Hopefully mine can be up to par.
The effect surely didn't help them in the long run. I know right? They're progressing faster than Dan did his whole career. It's going to be glorious.
>He can't stop until the memes of production have been seized.
Don't be a scrub and I won't have to :^)
Don't mention it m8. Same, had a few storms the last nights, chill stuff. Haha, I meant traveled to a part of town. The east side, that's where all of the local business are. Used to head there for all sorts of imported goods, after moving further away from the main city I haven't been there in ages.
>Visits family in SD
Ayyyy, hit me up next time you come down!
Nope. This was old threads, from back in 2011. God, 5-6 years obsessing. So much time lost.
Oh god, that saying. My sides.
I dunno, I was planning to blow like, $100 of a shit ton of mead and meat, so me and my friend could get viking tier drunk.
Bby, tonight you're the scrub. Remember? :^)
That's not what I meant! Be smooth about your advances..
Idk.. I have a pretty high standard~
Oh boy.. well that's in the past now, right? You learned and improved and now moving on feels so sweet i bet!
Broken glasses should suffice as proof
Some people left, new arrivals, some memes were made... I think that's it.
Not too sure though, been gone like a month as well.
Oh that's awesome! Thanks for that info.
I do want to upgrade the dvd reader it comes with, with a Blu-ray one.
Good read. 7/10
Oh, I thought you actually traveled through time. Jaja
I know that feel when going back to a place that you visited for the longest. Must've been a ball!
When I do go to SD it's usually with my family so for now I'd rather remain anonymous. If I ever go alone you can count on it.
Tell him she's claimed by King Dong, ruler of Bonaria, and that any further claiming will result in a formal declaration of war between us.
Just make sure you don't let anyone convince you to do anything you'll regret.
They probably will anyways, though.
Grab my donger and wink twice?
I'm going to go to sleep.
I DENY YOU ENTRY
No I'm not! I don't do that.
it literally made their community lots more toxic lmfao. Eh it's probably cause, no offense to him, Dan has an on off comedic thing going for him. Sometimes I laugh at him sometimes I don't. Still tho CC I can't wait for their 1 mil video whatever that'll be!
>chad ensured they will never be seized
Most of the people I knew and loved are still here so I'm glad! Sad I missed out on memes. Well looks like me and you are coming back haha. what were ya gone for? work?
Nooo! Don't do anything with your penis unless she does it for you.
Yes you do..
>I DENY YOU ENTRY
Already took one of the Midway's warning its lewd :^)
Honestly though I just love ships so that's why I want to go on the Iowa
Are you saying you dislike sweet bread?
Honda CB250 Noghthawk. Pretty sure its from early 2000s.
Oh? You sure you're not confusing me for another ayano?
I know jackshit about bikes
I as much as I really want to stay and continue this wonderful interaction with you all. I must go to sleep now. I promise I'll be back on regular night shift very soon. Goodnight, take care comrades.
Same here. New people are awesome as well.
I was gone due to some troubles with family. I'll leave it as that.
Still great to be back.
Hallo und goodnight.
No, Its just that pancakes are something I eat when I'm running low on food and have to take some random shit from the back of the freezer.
I guess not all countries are blessed with the fruits of capitalism.
Yep. Long behind me, and even the times when I miss them, it doesn't seem to last more than a few hours! It does. I'm slowly getting my life on track, and looking at theirs...
>Plans to go back to school
>Seemingly making friends, even if only here
>Gunna get some practical knowledge
>Shut in NEET
I think I'm better off by far.
Slightly. Just slightly.
No need to get the most expensive when it comes to that, make sure it'll fit though!
They'll also be just as drunk as me!
You did ask what bike. Lets just say its about 5 years younger than my bike, is an ex training bike and has no hill climb power.
I do remember another Yandere-chan clainer but I may have gotten filenames wrong.
I have no memory of asking about bikes
Only a little... but you do it to me too!
Defiling a ship like this you perv. Yea boats are really fucking cool. Especially with the advances in technology they get way cooler.
Yea the new guys are pretty cool to talk to when I do talk to em! No worries dude you don't gotta explain it to me. Glad your troubles are over at least I think.
>Its just that pancakes are something I eat when I'm running low on food
Fuck, you got me!
Is that second link not you as well?
It doesn't even seem like a contest when you put it like that.
I'm so happy for you love
Yeah but I'M allowed to.
That is me, however it's been quite sometime since I came here
Probably just my memory.
>finally remembers the filenames of the other one
My mistake. The other one was Yawn Deer Chan.
Here's one of my lewds as repentance
Yeah the CIC and Bridge areas are pretty great to see though even if I have no idea what half the dials and switches mean. Living quarters and bunks weren't as bad as I heard probably a different story while in motion
Remember those words.
Oh?Do you think I'll be able to match it then~?
If I did I'd be somewhere in the medieval ages. We'll have to continue this sometime later, sleep well man.
No doubt, it's hard reading the comments honestly. He's never been the most funny guy, I'll admit that but seeing CC blow past him is just wow ya know. They're going to set the house ablaze, calling it right now.
>I just want Grand Dad.
You always got that double standard...
>wew lad you didn't have to
Well if you ever work on a ship which you might you'll find out all about those switches haha.
Like the comments are funny as well but when you go deeper it just gets eugh. Yea ikr the fact that someone as longer established as him got beaten out in a matter of months is astounding. I swear tho the owner is gonna come back to a destroyed house and regret saying they can do whatever
>Grand dad is god
Well I'm done with the thread for now. later all!
You'll have to try to impress me <3
That's me~ and you can't do anything about it!
I got the sudden urge to take that picture and move her left pupil to the far left. perfect derp face opportunity.
>Didn't have to
Not like you minded and you know it
What else am I supposed to call it ya tard
I didn't say I was going to..!
I've done so a few times. I remember one time, I even hit character limit, and still had 3 more replies to go.
Do wish them the best, but when no effort is exerted and excuses build up on top of more excuses, comes to a point where it's hard to feel sorry for them.
Thanks Nico Ki.
I'll be sure to up the anti from now on. :^)
Wow, when was this?