Welp. Time to dump random nothing because my life has no meaning.
Goldie but oldie.
>>696953145
Don't feel bad, no one else's does either
>>696953333
love those numbers lad
you have given me meaning, if only for a fleeting second
>>696953145
FLAT IS JUSTICE!!!
>>696953568
That owl genuinely scared me.
Nothin personnel duck.
>>696953145
I know what'll cheer ya' up anon.
Bewbs. Matrix bewbs.
>>696953859
>>696953890
I'm more aroused at that loop honestly.
>>696953937
Breh...
>>696954120
in this moment, this sloth was lord of all creation
I hope I'm that content when I go
Another golden oldie for you newfags listening in at home.
>>696953890
Highschool Of The Dead, my level of faggotry was at an all time high when I watched that
>>696954435
>thus only the eldest of wizards are able to become a wraith
every time
>>696954561
I liked the MC because he'd slap his GF a lot for being a dumb bitch. I aspire to be like him one day.
>>696954650
wow
>>696953890
D: ----> beeewbs ---> :D
>>696954924
damn
Anyone have more of these? I'll dump what I have.
>>696954435
>tfw I'll never become a wizard
Five more years...five more years and I would have had ultimate power...and I threw it all away like a fool...
>>696955263
I did too, lad, I did too...
>>696955114
>>696955434
>>696955263
don't worry friends, i'll become far more than just a mere wizard
i'll keep you in my memories
>this exists
>>696955755
But he's right...
>>696956121
So?
Back to animal shit. A lot of pigeon bullying tonight.
>>696956597
Nice facebook humor.
Another golden oldie.
>>696953823
Perfection of a true hunter.
>>696953823
Did that thing just snatch that duck's head off?
A fun innawoods read.
>>696953435
damn....
>>696956328
wait...
>>696957379
turtles are no fucking joke
there's a clip in this video of a turtle eating a fucking porcupine
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hTjUSTDu5U
that being said, porcupines are no fucking joke either
>>696953568
>>696957958
>select all images with a storefront
At work so can't use legacy captcha in an incognito window either.
unf
Justice.
>>696958579
Your average /b/tard will not get this pic, but o I am laffin.
>>696959050
Pls to explain for us plebs.
>>696959260
She's holding the metal part of the soldering iron that heats up when you're actually using it instead of the plastic handle.
>>696959435
>>696959260
also she has no solder
also she is attempting to solder something that does not need soldering, at least not with that kind of tool
>>696959777
That too. If the iron was on, she would just be damaging an already soldered circuit board.
>these are the people voting Hillary
>>696959797
Nice counters ya' got there, slim
>>696959777
boi you trippin
>>696959050
You're really really clever, please share some of your worldly wisdom with us.
>>696959435
>>696959777
Ah, I see.
Very subtle
Also, trips checked.
>>696960277
>>696959777
>>696960689
XDDDD UBOAT
>>696959974
>>696960085
>>696960277
>>696960494
>tfw this is the most attention i've ever had
>tfw this is most likely the happiest i'll be ever again
well, i guess this is my peak
thanks /b/ros, guess it's finally time
Who /crabs/ here?
>>696960927
>yfw
>>696961195
i...i like crab memes if that's what you mean, a-anon...
>>696961195
Sup fellow crabfag
>>696961572
That's right. Talkin mother flipping crabs here, guys. No fucking around.
>>696961717
i actually really unironically like crab memes
i don't know why
they're just so cute! and also i like chitin and exoskeletons on/in creatures
>>696954650
It's the real Loch Ness monster
>HILLARY SAYS YES!
>>696953145
aren't you the special snowflake :| Worse than niggers and sand niggers are people who constantly complain like you do.
here is a picture that i like
>>696962238
How bout this?
>>696963277
Thanks for the bump lad.
>>696963344
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>696963344
That's fucking awesome. And nice sequential dubdubs.
>>696963344
now i just want to kill myself even more
i want to like it, but i just cant
spiders freak me out too much
>>696963222
>>696963277
>>696963344
>>696963400
Fucking Christ lads...trips and dubs errwhere
>>696963344
wtf is this awsome abomination
>>696963344
>>696963551
Are you a girl and/or under the age of 13? Serious question.
>>696964011
why do you ask?
>>696953145
>>696964299
Because you type like one.
>>696962559
Holy fuck that filename
kek
>>696963607
Tarantula after shedding it's old body. Shit's pretty cool and terrifying at the same time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFo4xXzsQhU
>>696963344
Tarantula disection?
>>696964482
you mean i express myself like one?
i type rather normally, albeit using an amalgamation of methods i've learned over the years
it's like of like two-finger typing, but with six main fingers and four fingers on standby for common routines
not that you care or anything, but that's how i type
Why am I always tired?
Remember this faggot?
>as a nation, we are not allowed to make sure wires and taken apart clocks in suitcases aren't bombs anymore
>>696964813
>i
>i
>i
>i
>>696953823
>>696957008
I... I actually think it might've. Holy shit.
Sweet, internal 3 speed, folding bike from the second world war.
>>696964840
sleep more, eat healthier, exercise moderately, try to sleep during the night and not the day, try to do things during the day to keep yourself occupied
this is not an answer, i know, but it could be a potential solution
>>696964956
does it really bother you that much? also, shift isn't in my typing method
takes too long and gives little benefits
>>696965132
I used to love WWII, now I hate it. It always seemed to me as such a sacred time in the history of humanity where nations came together to stop evil and in the following decades, humanity's success boomed.
But now that I've realized real history isn't what you see in movies or are told in "school" and WWII was just one big propaganda machine that hyped up the world for nothing but for some Rothschilds to make money from selling weapons to the combatants, it just pisses me off to think about what a load of shit society really is.
>>696965300
Been sleeping 7-9 hours a night. Going to sleep at 9-11pm. Been eating healthy since graduation(in 2014) Been exercising regularly for about 16 months now. Doing things during the day is the hard part. Only have a part time job, looking for a full time job.
:^)
>>696965644
Humanity has always been shit. We've gotten maybe slightly better. But we're still the same creatures that put humans in arenas to fight (nearly) to the death for entertainment.
>>696966076
>put humans in arenas to fight (nearly) to the death for entertainment
They were criminals, who gives a shit.
IMO we should still do this and pardon the winner (depending on the severity of their crime).
>>696962166
Snibeti snab X-DD
>>696966267
I was referring to gladiators. I don't know what you were. Most gladiators were volunteers trying to raise enough money so they could feed their families.
>>696965870
might not be getting a full night's sleep
define eating healthy
subway does not count
>>696966533
I know what you were talking about. There were volunteers but they also used POWs and shit to win their freedom, or convicts as fodder.
I guess my point was, watching people swordfight to the death whether they be volunteers or criminals is no big deal.
Although, I think if we did something like this today, they should ALL be volunteers, including the criminals. Like, they can choose to sign up to win their freedom.
I mean, if they're convicted serial killers who eat human skin obviously they're not applicable, but like burglars and shit? Why not. There could be guidelines set in place, feel me lad.
>>696955333
There's now way this is legit, right? This must be staged... right?
Also check'd
>>696967531
It's real.
>>696966677
Uhm. Had toast with peanut butter, moose roast(left overs from last night), celery, carrots, a cup and a half of chocolate milk for breakfast. Lunch was moose roast again, steamed carrots, asparagus(I fucking love asparagus) Greek yogurt, and a bagel. Dinner I had Bison stew, a glass of milk and strawberry puree for desert.
>>696955114
>>696968057
Moose roast? Really?
What's moose taste like?
Faggots
>>696968151
KEK
please more
(there is an even better skinwalker one though, anyone have it?)
>>696968057
that's not so bad
moose and bison is a bit weird, but not so bad at all
hopefully you're not lying
but do seek help if you continue to feel tired if you actually are doing these things
could mean something's seriously fucked up in your body and needs a fixing
>>696953610
I agree
>>696968163
Don't really know how to explain. It's just something I've eaten my entire life. Moose, deer, elk, salmon and Bison. Kinda just comes with being a native from where I'm from. Go out, hunt, use the hide for drums mostly, give the antlers to whoever and keep the meat.
>>696968534
If something needs fixing, it's needed fixing for 4 years now oops.
>>696969363
Well, I know what bison, salmon, and deer taste like, so how does it compare to those?
>>696969363
it's usually only too late once you're dead
you don't seem to be dead though, so it's safe to assume you can still be helped to some degree
>>696969696
>>696961900
>>696970260
Very similar to dee and elk. More like elk then deer though. Similar physiology, similar diet. It is a little tougher, a little gamier.
>>696970517
Protip: don't post stupid fucking maymay pictures if you can't clearly see what it says in the fucking thumbnail.
Anyone out there?
>>696971684
i'm here anon!...
i'm sorry
>>696971852
I was just wondering if I should continue the dump.
>>696971907
why would you stop even if there were no people here but yourself?
>>696964992
>>696957008
I think it just broke it's neck so some shit.
>>696972192
I'd just go do something else.
I just wanna see reactions to whatever's posted, or maybe some discussion generated.
>>696965644
here ya go
>>696953145
>42
>>696971684
I'm here, busy looking at porn.
>>696953890
Japs know nothing about firearms and apparently physics.
>>696972538
My dick is beating in my pants. I think I'm a candidate for most sexually frustrated person on Earth. Please send help.
>>696972538
i was actually just about to o the same thing
wanna swap places?
>>696972402
fair enough
>>696972538
that is amazing overwatch porn. It is my duty to commend you on that.
pic related is my life
>>696953145
Protectyour waifu, vote for trump, vote for safety for america!
>>696972773
Thank you good sir, I don't even play the game but my dick likes it so I had to save it.
>>696972664
I'm good my man
ill do the same thing beause my life also has no meaning.
Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard~ *licks balls* punish me daddy~ nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles* yess daddy, cum in my mouth *suckles more on daddy's cock**
>>696973011
God make it stop.
>>696956328
old but gold
>>696973320
>>696957008
>>696964992
No, the falcon "just" broke the duck's neck.
What's really amazing is the fucking speed at which it was moving. It only appeared in 1 frame of a video shot at 30 fps. That represents a fraction of a second!
I don't even know how to calculate that, but some falcons can move at 200 mph in a dive, so leveled off like that, who knows?
>>696953145
Quit being so narcissistic.
Nobody's life matters.
>>696959435
I honestly thought the other anons were setting you up with sarcasm, because who doesn't know what a soldering iron is, but I was mistaken. Damn.
>>696954924
Imma need a source on that
>>696973582
narcissistic would be that his life has more meaning than other people's
>>696960777
I sincerely hate you summerfags and wish nothing more than excruciating death upon you and your family. This is old /b/ material you cunt, get that reddit bullshit out of here.
>>696974160
boards .dot. 4chan .dot. org/b/thread/696953145/welp-time-to-dump-random-nothing-because-my-life#p696954924
>>696974372
this. but you seem awfully mad about some "summer"fag
>>696962166
>tropes approved
>>696974372
>ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire
Do you still like rage comics you fucking faggot? Classic /b/ material XDDDD
>>>/out/
>>696974629
>ah-NEE-TAH sark-SEEN
Pronouncing that cunt's name right?
>>696967531
It's staged. Why not try searching youtube for it?
>>696953890
/sci/ did some big brain thunkins on this. Apparently those tits have to be moving around 1/4 lightspeed to do that shit.
>>696967634
Ehhhhhh being in an open relationship has nothing to do with feminism, so that guy is just a whipped pussy.
>>696958579
Ok faggots
>holding the soldering iron from the heating element, enjoy your goddamn burned fingers
>no ESD Matt or ESD wrist strap
>soldering an obviously completed board
Fuck women
>>696963277
>closer examination of those "boobs"
hold...
the...
fuck...
up...
and i almost jerked to this shit
fuck
>>696974888
>woman empowerment
>not feminism
>>696975064
so what
are you that sexually insecure?
>>696974381
Thanks for the input smartass.
>>696963551
Here, have some formics to get your mind off it. Everyone loves formicae.
Postan
>>696975169
No, you don't understand. It has nothing to do with female empowerment if the open relationship goes BOTH ways.
If the dude wants to be monogamous but lets the chick fuck whomever she wants then *that* is being a whipped pussy, because what he wants has taken a back seat to what *she* wants. It's called the White Knight mentality/disorder/whatever. One person in a relationship is in a detrimental position in an effort to satisfy or "keep" the relationship going.
If the dude is also fucking whomever he wants than it's simply equal treatment both ways.
I'm in an open relationship, and we both fuck whomever we want as well as each other. Does that make me a feminist?
>>696975686
>It has nothing to do with female empowerment if the open relationship goes BOTH ways.
I agree. What's your point?
>>696975838
Well now I don't have one!
>>696975686
Feminist means equality, so yeah it does.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10857452
>>696974883
wrong. their central gravity slowed the projectile down. what you are actually seeing is a miniature satellite break orbit.
>>696962886
Is this real, how someone be this dumb ?
>>696976378
John Stewart. I never liked Green Lanturn. Thought he was boring and gay, but JLTAS put Ving Rhames in the GL suit and made him the fucking man.
>>696976660
Cool, did you vote for him?
>>696975172
that's shit's gay yo
>>696976886
Yeah..
>>696958531
Seen the source? The kid is adopted.
Nice try, though.
>>696976553
Nah bra. No gravitational slingshot effect and no altered trajectory. Those breasts are massless shapes being blown by cosmic winds that made it to ground along with all the radiation they carry cause our ozone is depleted cause fuckwits like you think global warming isn't real and is just a political ideology.
>>696972632
>sexually frustrated
wtf does that even mean? just say you're horny for fucks sake
>>696977236
Exactly. They don't want to breed and bring more bigoted, evil white people into the world.
>>696977569
>horny
>no outlet
>no satisfaction
sexually frustrated i.e. and e.g. us
>>696953890
>>696974883
10/10
Made me post
WTF top kek
>>696977569
>horny for fucks sake
Okay, here you go. Cup your hand around your penis, to stimulate the sensation of a vagina, and then move it up and down very fast while looking at this ChelBunny shake her booty for you. It will feel better soon.
>>696978024
>being satisfied through masturbation
Ah, I remember being 12.
>>696978114
mods, can you come get rid of this shit? it's killing the bump limit
>>696978024
Source.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnP6Gyt4gWc
This beautiful creature put this on the internet just to help us. Isn't that precious? Doesn't that just fill you with hope for humanity, after all?
>>696978179
Simple then. Get a woman
>>696978233
Were it so easy...
>>696978179
If not through physical stimulation, doesn't it at least soothe your heart that there are still caring, qt pie anime grils out there that are thinking about you?
>>696978488
That are willing to cosplay just to let anons like you and I feel loved inside? I for one think that's just amazing~ what a time to be alive.
>>696978233
Why risk it? All you have to do is bang them then suddenly she pulls out 3 kids all with different dads and she says you just took on a fatherly role so now you're paying child support.
If you take it to trial she just say you made promises and said you'd be a father to her kiddies. If you deny it you look like a prick who chatted up a single mother just to get in her pants and get railroaded. If you accept it you'll get railroaded for wasting court time.
It's just not worth it.
>>696960927
Jeez man thats depressing. Join our discord we're usually very social
https://discord.gg/fSVqr
THAT INVITE IS ONLY FOR THE LONELY GUY REST OF YOU FUCK OFF
>>696962166
>cutfags
Stay mad
>>696964840
you eat to much sugar an apple will help
>>696979303
top kek
Why is this allowed?
>>696965644
I am a historyfag
And ww2 was far more complicated than that.
>>696980673
I'm sure it was. My point is everything we know is a lie.
>>696956328
only apple fags can win this
A decent read.
>>696953145