small is too small
what happens when you can take bigger ones?
small becomes pretty meh feeling.
bad idea to get expensive dildos in sizes you might outgrow
yea. just totally bored of my shit tier toys now. need to throw them out tbh. tried mayas bd toys and they were much better although his were too soft and one was pretty small
and the medium one he owns has a nice knot that feels great but its still kinda a short toy.
so went for that long dick style fam.
Good choice. I love the knotted ones. Man, they have so many, I just can't decide.
Hey SBG, how's it going?
Nothing much, probably going to try to sleep in a minute. You?
Beatin' it. Sittin in the security room. Kinda wanta press buttons.
Can't type my story out fast enough. Dash, can you relay my gay story about dildos?
you tried any toys before? id say get some really cheap toys and decide what you like first
The one about being able to take a large David to the hilt?
yeah that makes sense, but I don't feel I'm going to outgrow them anytime soon. I don;'t put much effort into stretching. They've served me for over a year now, and will probably last many more.
Nope. No actual toys, but I've improvised a lot.
Well they're all in there, can't be fucked to post any more fucking captcha is cancer.
Yup. I guess that's the story. And the jay one if you want. About to go. Probably wont get to respond.
I don't enjoy anal. I have tried many times. Also, gtg. Have a good one. ~mous.
Yeah, that one looks great. Not sure if I want medium or large though. Being the size queen that I am, large is just bigger than anything else I've taken, so I really want to get it. But I'm still not sure if I could handle it.
I don't remember any of the story about Jay. I don't have a good memory.
eh fair enough if thats your thing
im no size queen but small still too small
its a lot different tho but ay
what kinda shit you improvised with? i wana kek.
I've used water bottles a lot. Couldn't go too deep, but I could handle the circumference. I think I measured them at about 8". I could put the base in first, and I would fantasize about it being a horse cock. I've also used one of my doggo's toys before. It's supposed to be like a rope, but it's made out of rubber. 18" long, but I could never get more than halfway.
You finished downloading bro? cos i dont leave files on there for very long.
I'm alright. Really tired though, have slept terribly the past couple weeks.
Yeah, I was sticking things in my ass when I was like 10, and I could use my whole fist by 14. I'm hardcore indeed.
I'm at 190/218 almost done
Such is life
yea go for large toys then fam. im still kinda tight
man I got shit sleep the last two nights. Last night it was an annoying heard of deer, and the night before I had to keep scaring bears away from my camp site.
It's so hard to sleep when there's adrenaline in your system, it wasn't fun.
Yep. Like I said, I want to get a large David, and I think I could handle the girth, but I'm not too sure about the length. The larger circumference things I used I couldn't take more than about 5-6". I dunno, I guess I'll just get a large anyway.
I just have a hard time sleeping anyway. I wake up about every hour, and often don't go back to sleep afterward.
I'm used to it. My sleep has always been all kinds of fucked up, since I was a wee lad. Sometimes I'll sleep for 12-15 hours a day when I just don't feel like getting up. But the past couple of weeks I've only slept about 2-3 hours at a time. It's just normal to me. I started on some medication for depression a couple weeks ago, and I seem to be sleeping worse if anything. But whatever. I don't care enough to do anything about it.
i probably wont be getting anymore bd toys for a long time
just cant afford.. BUT if i did id go for maybe a small flint
(even small is huge)
its possible id go bigger but then id have to have it very soft
and it looks like that toy would be more fun in firm because of dat texture
Yeah, Flint looks nice, but that girth is indeed huge. That was one of the first ones I wanted before I decided, "nope, just too big for me". I'm really starting to consider Kippy though. I like cat benises, and doggo knots, so it's like perfect. I just wish it was in different sizes.
Are you registered mentally retarded? Is that why you don't have a gun?
I don't think I will, but I wouldn't complain if I did. I have no regrets in life.
When the money's all gone,/
it's the same old song/
'Get up Jack, John sit down';
but yea tldr dragon dicks are great i want loads but HOLY SHIT they are expensive
i honestly still cant believe i spent 208 dollars on one.. well
people spend way more.
but still. its just a dildo you know? but it will be aight. its worth it for me. ill have fun.
You need to be over the age of 18 to use this site.
I haven't exactly lived a healthy life in any sense of the word, so I don't care too much. I'd rather die quickly honestly. I've been really thinking about smoking cigarettes just die quicker.
I'd say it's worth it if you make good use of it. They're neat, unique things that are well made.
Hello fellow perverts. What's the word(s)?
I mean, I'm just being honest.
and nigga you know imma make good use of it.
in more ways than what its intended for. its gonna be a really good meme
/g/ aint ready
Ran this one whilst I waited....
Nothing really. You?
I bet the /g/ mods love you for posting stuff like that.
No not likeing it dosnt make you underage, posting cringwirthy edgy stuff and being unable to ignore or filter threads you don't like is the give away.
In the settings tab you can filter threads so you never have to see them, also no one forces you to open threads so seeing that you can't figure out the filter and you have no self control your underage nature is very apperent.
Come on, you know I'd look fuckin cool if I started smoking anyway. I be like this faggot here.
they really do
speaking of that i havent memed there today
feels like its time for an even danker meme than socks
but i want a very active thread
Come along, come along, you jolly brave boys:
Amanuensis. That's the word. Get with it :)
How often do you get b& from /g/?
Is it ever anything with me?
A fine word, indeed.
i try get banned every day
sometimes mods are asleep but usually i get banned
You really love me, don't you?
Kek, that's pretty fucking great.
Heya Gerald, how's it going?
You're a cute little rabbit.
Then I guess that makes two of us.
Greetings Mer Dash.
V. Fine. Any similar words to contribute? I'm all earz :)
Greetings Mer Proto.
I'm no furry, but don't you guys think that the world would be a much more interesting place if there were species of highly anthropomorphized animals on a similar level to us?
Then again, look at the clusterfuck and conflict we have going on with just different kinds of humans...
No more rabbits join to the communist party
Woah. NO need to jump straight for the clitoris, boy? What's wrong with a kiss?