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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>696905698
Hey
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>>696905698
Anybody on the thread? OP, you here?
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>>696905698
Self loathing, I love it.

To the point where I want to die.
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>>696905698
Get fucked weeb
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>>696906630
Tell me more. Why do you want to do that?
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>>696907241
Something about myself, I just don't like me, I can't change myself.

It's very easy to kill myself, considering it deeply.
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>>696906766
What's a weeb?
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>>696907504
What do you think that thing is about yourself that you don't like? And, why do you think doing what you said in your last sentence is the answer?
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>>696906447
hi
>>696906524
a little
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>>696907988
Don't own a gun

>>696908004
It's a very easy way to end this crap. There's nothing I have to go for. Lonely, crap job, paying bills. There's nothing ahead for me
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>>696907988
that gif looks so fake lmao
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>>696907988
Shot himself so hard it changed his shirt kek
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>>696907504
Why do you think it's hard to fix your problems? Is it something or someone that's bothering you?
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>>696905698
What is the purpose of this thread? I'll contribute once I know.
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>>696908488
Maybe it's someone who seems to be having a really bad day, and it's chance to actually save a life.
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>>696908488
>>696908688
i personally think its a troll, but thats just me.
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>>696908190
What can be done very easy? What exactly is going down at this "crap job"?
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>>696905698
Stop wallowing in self pity.
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>>696908869
She doesn't seem to enjoy that much unless I'm missing something. Have you perused through one of the other threads on /b/ to help cheer you up?
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This thread is so fucking weird. I like it!
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>>696908853
Suicide, and this crap job is just same old, every job is for me at this point, nothing excites me in life.
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>>696909231
those aren't the same person. me, OP is just one of those. the hi one
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>>696908688
>it's chance to actually save a life
I've always liked doing this. Ever want to save a life? Become a really good, really fast greentext writer, and hit up feels and suicide threads. Write a "totally true life story" for some poor anon, but tailor your story to match their circumstances, but end the story with hope. Some guy seem close to the edge over a breakup? Make up a story about meeting a new person and healing. Some father is throwing up his guilt about beating his kid onto a thread? Tell a story from the perspective of a parent who did the same and eventually did everything they could to make things right. You have to research it though, read survivor accounts of whatever issue you're dealing with, you have to be pretty close on with what they're feeling if you want to hit them hard.

Sure, maybe most of the time it doesn't save a life and just gets some smiles, but if even one person is telling the truth when they say the story gave them a new outlook on life, it's worth it.
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Are you a boy or are you a girl and are you on meds? If so what kind?
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>>696909539
Anon... If this is true, then pic related.
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>>696909212
Are you that truly Goddamn despondent that you would stoop to threaten to do that much less go through with it? There's gotta be something in your life that can help keep your spirits up. Have you been working really hard at your job lately? Does it seem like a dead-end deal for you or what? Let it out, please.
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>>696909742
Dead-end deal.

Money, pay bills, have a little to spend on food ETC.

Then back at it again.

A cycle of nothing.
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>>696909539
you seem too good for this site. find better places to be
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>>696909526
What's wrong with you, OP?
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>>696909899
Got family? In a relationship now?
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>>696910012
Family yes, most pushed away.

Relationship no .
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>>696909539
Fuckin saved.
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>>696909928
im just trying to enjoy myself for a few hours.
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>>696908237
Because it is you turbo retard
It's from the movie v/h/s 2
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don't know what this thread is for, so I'm just leaving this here because I don't know what else to do help pls
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>>696910282
Don't you have anything else to do? Go out to eat? Catch a movie? Just hanging on /b/?
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>>696910151
I doubt you have any friends in or out of work?
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>>696910699
Co-workers, any else? No, no friends.
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>>696910600
Did you know: Jetskis is actually a Russian word for a mode of transportation used by Russians in the Siberian Tundra. It's actually a coincidence that the word Jetskis is also comprised of two English words Jet and Skis. The original Russian version ACTUALLY used a jet engine!
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Hail mado
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>>696910614
well people tell me a few hours of internet may help some, so heh, im just trying to have a little fun
soon i hope it gets where i can see a movie in a theater.
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>>696909633
Is this for OP or >>696906630?
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>>696910600
>>696910830
Niggas I one up you both!
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>>696910939
Are you a recluse? A shut-in?
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>>696910887
Hail!
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>>696911280
uhm, not really? i just need to get better first.
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>>696910748
>>696910748
Do you communicate and cooperate with your colleagues? Do you talk with them outside of work or do you keep things at the office or place of work?
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>>696911590
What kind of malady are you suffering from?
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>>696909539
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>>696909539
Am I the only one that thinks you're scum for lying?
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>>696912235
Apparently so.
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>>696912235
Same here.

>>696909539
What's wrong with you?
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>>696911590
>>696911944
Have you left?
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>>696912816
>>696912235
What makes you think he's lying?
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>>696913098
He said he makes up stories to try to cheer people up.
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>>696910940
Can anyone answer?
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Hey guys OP here. This will be the last thread that I will ever post on. Life has just gotten the best of me and there is no way I can take back what I have done. So I guess this is it. I cant take the shame anymore. Its too much for me. So goodbye /b/ros and godspeed.
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>>696913300
He? I wonder if any lives have been saved? I think it's not too many to go with all the lies.
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>>696913300
>>696912235
>>696912816
Oh, I figured you meant he was lying about even telling the stories.

|Wait a minute, what the hell is wrong with lying when it helps people? "Oh, you told a story to cheer someone up and it wasn't true, you shitlord!

The guy said he goes to feels and suicide threads to do this. He's trying (and supposedly succeeding) in giving people who are down on their luck a little bit of hope. There's nothing wrong with that.
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>>696913597
not me silly buns
>>696912931
no
>>696911944
im just in a place and they tell me to get better and stop thinking things that i think sometimes haha, they say im getting there though!
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>>696912235
>>696912816
Pretty much this >>696913756
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>>696905698
goodbye /b/ro you will not be missed as we do not know who you are.... why not give us some insight before you leave this shitty planet
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>>696913597
What have you done that's so bad that you feel compelled to do >>696909212? Unless you're lying too just like >>696909539. I'm through with people like that. They do virtually nothing for me.
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>>696913597

Do it, cunt.
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>>696914001
This.

>>696905698
>>696913597
OP?
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>>696913849
Shit I thought you left the thread lol.
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>>696913597
Say hi to death for me.
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>>696914001
im not leaving, yet. when i leave i have to. i only get a few hours of internet a day right now. they say it helps me maybe it will!
>>696914144
im here!
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>>696913756
>>696913861
That's where we disagree
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>>696913849
>>696914001
>>696914055
>>696914095
>>696914144
What makes you morons even think that's OP?
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>>696914234
no just taking my time
i need to kind of soonish though i guess
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>>696905698
G?
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>>696914144
Not op faggot reporting in just want to add a pic of him/her to my remembrance folder
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>>696914367
i know im only one of those. not that it matters lets just have a fun time please!
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>>696913597
What shame? Something forbidden? Something or someone embarrassing to you that you just can't help or save for the absolute life of you?
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>>696905698
G? Scientist?
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>>696913597
>>696913849
Samef***ing
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>>696914459
i think i prefer the letter X but uhm D is good too, and well R is also a fun one! no i think D is my favorite though hdh silly
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>>696914318
How is it a bad thing to tell a lie if it helps someone? Not trying to call you out, just curious. Isn't it the more morally praiseworthy thing to tell the lie if that lie does more good than bad?

If you're faced with the choice between telling a lie and by inaction increasing the chances that someone will kill themself, isn't it the lesser of two evils to tell the lie?
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>>696914577
um idk?>>696914640
lol why though wouldi?
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>>696914648
Why that filename in OP?
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>>696914367
are you fucking stupid i directed my reply to the original post you autistic fuck this is not a game leave this bread or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
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>>696914466
From a pics you shouldn't share, wife/gf/milf, chubby, ylyl, webm/porn webm thread? What kind of pic? OP, do you like that kind of stuff? Maybe it can help with your problem...or not...but give it a try.
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>>696914775
when i saved the picture thats what it saved it as i guess.
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>>696914658
Not from my pov
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>>696914492
>>696914492
>>696914492
Can anyone answer this, please?
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>>696914648
Are you scientist? Or G?
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>>696915031
.... fuck, was hoping you were that person....
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>>696914963
no you btard faces of anhero love you
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>>696915047
Are you going to explain why, or are you the absolutist objective morality type?
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>>696915079
>>696915144
whoa heh, umm this is getting weird maybe i should cut my few hours short a little heh, im giggling too much! ah idk jub ahaha whgat in the world? hah i just dont understnad!
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>>696915079
What is "G"?

Who is "G"?
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>>696915458
the spot
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>>696914894
Are YOU fucking stupid, you replied to a post in which four other posts are tagged without indicating which one you are, then went on to provide an explanation I have no context for, because as previously stated, I don't know which post is yours.

Come on dude, get your shit together.
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>>696915277
Who you calling names?!

Love you, too...I think...
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>>696915458
She used to post here with that same picture OP used, and the same filename
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>>696907767
someone who likes anime and japanese culture beyond the "norm" but on 4chan its anyone who likes anime
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>>696915351
Busy right now so I don't want to start a long discussion. I believe lying should be punished more strongly and cheering someone up isn't going to fix their situation.
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>>696915546
learn to keep track of shit im not your babysitter ..... bitch?
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>>696909539
I hope thats true.
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>>696915894
the original spiderman was a black guy.
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>>696915540
Will a lovely lady who may be monitoring this thread hopefully make a triumphant return to one of these threads >>696914963 (one of the first two there) so anons (including myself) can assist in hitting that spot? I know who you are..."Wifey," I think is the name she goes by? Please, come back, honey!
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>>696916111
nigga you gay
i own a dick fagglord
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>>696916365
You're not the OP, are you?
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>>696915813
Well after being pierced with such rapier wit, I guess you take the win, sir.
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>>696916488
>>696916365
Yeah, who asked you?
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>>696914055
You don't like people who actually try to be a good person rather than just bitching on 4chan? Yeah, I can see why you'd get sick of that.
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>>696916605
nigga you aint me.
and i aint OP.
fuckin trolls
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>>696909539
>Actually helps people
>Filthy liar
I don't know how to feel about this. Good? I think?
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>>696916488
not op>>696916605
silly
>>696916111
nbebe b
>>696915894
yhayaya
>>696915609
>>696915540
>>696915458
>>696915079
>>696915144
im sure the tor de force le wsait

jushure i-buuru pu-rerra

Yes,hhe i cant belevie i remembered
but smoochems smoocheies

i mahy post tomorrow again or when i get the privalge

uhm so, goodnight thread, love you and have fun thank you hope you get soon like me thank you! <3
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>>696911330
>>696910887
Hail
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>>696917029
Huh? What???

Come back soon...
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>>696916111
If "The One" who I mentioned is reading this post, if you come back to /b/ in all your sultry glory, be sure to dress in your midnight best. With the "bees in the trap"? Thank you.
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>>696909539
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Anyone in this thread know of HP Lovecraft?

What's the signs that you're going crazy from one of the cosmic creatures in his stories? I need it for a project.
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>>696918197
Bumping to be seen
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>>696916111
Not talking about the one with a website of her world
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>>696918668
Why are you even here? Go to lit for that stuff.
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>>696919130
But I asked there already and they called me a sausage hot dog! idk what that even is, so thought I'd ask here.
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>>696919330
Do you mean a d***?
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>>696919454
No, I mean they literally said, "Sausage Hot Dog"
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>>696918668
>>696919330
It depends mostly one which Elder Terror is drivin you insane. There are hundreds of them and each may have a different method.

For example, this one >>696910600 will slowly pull your soul out through your penis with her eyes, usually over the course of several weeks.
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>>696919651
I think >>696919454 was what they meant.
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>>696919855
my sides have been lost thank you
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>>696918668
>>696919330
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>>696918668
Is this from a book? Do you know the title? If anyone finds out, please let us know.
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>>696920171
Google is your friend.
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>>696920484
And so it would be to you.
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>>696920779
1. Your grammar is fucked
2. It is
3. I'm not the one looking for information here.
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>>696905698
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>>696920171
What exactly are you asking here? Is H.P. Lovecraft from a book? Are cosmic terrors from a book?
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>>696922430
Bumping to respond
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>>696922430
I think Lovecraft is an author and this anon >>696918668 was asking about it. I wonder why. Has anyone found it yet?
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>>696923120
Bumping
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>>696922865
>>696923120
>>696923520
Yes, I know exactly who H.P. Lovecraft is, I know exactly what books he's written, and I know exactly what that guy was talking about, what I'm confused is what are you people even asking?
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>>696923120
>>696922430
do you guys know nothing about hp lovecraft?

He writes horror stories, all about people going insane from aliens.
He wrote I should say.

Anyway, since all his alien, or cosmic creatures make people go crazy I was wondering what are the signs or ways you can tell if someone is going crazy from that.

I haven't read him in forever so can't even remember if it even did show signs, so I was just wondering.

maybe the necronamicon has what im after
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>>696924180
Sorry, I phrased my question to them poorly. What I should have said was, "What exactly are you asking here? Do you want to know if H.P. Lovecraft is from a book, or if cosmic terrors from a book?

I know plenty about Lovecraft, I'm just confused as to what they're even trying to figure out.
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>>696924552
Oh I see. Yeah I see what you mean.
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>>696924552
I think the anon is asking for the signs of a person going crazy from seeing one of the cosmic creatures as written by Lovecraft. The signs and effects of going crazy from that author's created cosmic creatures.
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>>696924918
Well I doubt that's it, because this guy answered that. >>696919855
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>>696925184
Is that all of the signs from all of H.P. Lovecraft's cosmic creatures? If not, maybe the anon was asking for the list of signs and effects from going crazy about something or someone else.
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>>696925670
No, but he pointed out that there are hundreds of elder things, and each one might use a different method. Asking how the cosmic terrors drive someone insane is like asking how a human dances. The question is just too broad to answer.
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Could someone tell me how this cosmic horror drives people crazy? Please?
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>>696926018
Comming themes tend to be ranting, paranoia, violent outbursts, raving about things only they can see, writing in alien languages they've never actually learned, speaking in tongues, that kind of thing. Generally being disconnected from reality.

Turning into scared elf princesses.
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>>696926247
See >>696926434
Also, *common
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>>696926500
Well idk about you but I want to be driven insane by this beauty
>>696926247
>>696926434
sounds goooooooood
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>>696926434
thank you!
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>>696926247
Maybe she's an example of wanting someone or something that a pereon can't have. She looks arousing, and if anyone attracted to her sees her but can't have her and for a long time if not ever, then how do you think that person is going to feel? Not too good if the effects of her are somehow overwhelming and overcoming.
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>>696926434
This version is better.
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>>696926928
>>696926247
Um... I could be wrong, but I don't think his post was referring to the anime girl, so much as.. You know, actual cosmic terrors.
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>>696927015
Oh, shit! I was looking for that version! Did he repost it or did you just get it while it was hot?
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>>696926928
-person
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>>696927132
Actually yes it was/ Shes a cosmic horror and I was wondering how she would drive me crazy.

Same with this anime girl, I wonder how she goes about doing the nasty, if you catch my drift.
>>696926928
thank you
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Not sure if it's because of my age or what, but I'm becoming more apathetic and disinterested as time moves on. Even sex doesn't excite me anymore. I know what I want out of life; I know my dreams. It's getting to a point where I care about no one else and nothing else apart from realizing my dreams.
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>>696926247
>>696926928
>>696926738
>>696927132
Yeah, given what an Elder Terror actually is, you couldn't really take a picture of one. The whole point of cosmic terror is that they're so utterly beyond the comprehension of mankind that trying to perceive them drives on insane. Elder Terrors are to humans as humans are to bacteria.
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>>696927441
Your welcome, anon.
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>>696926247
>>696927441
Woah, okay, no, they are not cosmic terrors*. See >>696927581 . You can't look at a cosmic horror*. You can't try to understand it.

*It's worth noting that cosmic horror generally isn't a specific noun, it's a genre, kind of like gore horror or psychological horror. Specifcally, cosmic horror is the genre pertaining to the concept of humanity's insignificance: the idea that there are beings and forces so far beyond humanity that we are rendered utterly insignificant by their existence.

The word you're probably looking for, the beings Lovecraft wrote about, are generally called Elder Terrors or Old Ones. Again, they can't be perceived or understood by a human any more than a microbe can perceive or understand a human.
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>>696927494
As far as sex goes, do you think you may looking to get it from all the wrong places? Is the problem deeper than that for you?
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>>696928084
I've had more than enough sex; I'm actually bored/disillusioned by the idea of sex at this point. Though to be honest, despite having had so much sex (mostly from prostitutes), I've never been 'held.' Never even cuddled.
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Here's a pepe gif that I like to look at when I'm sad.

And I don't have a link but a few songs I listen to when I'm down are

"Medicine" -joji (just search it on YouTube)

"Moe step" -moe shop (or anything from moe shop really, also if you haven't check waifu Wednesdays youtube channel for some uplifting waifu musik)

Lastly, when in these moods, it's ok to look down at your feet. It's reassuring to see that they're still moving forward right?

Love you /b/ (and 4chan)
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>>696928012
Oh I see. Bur what about this one in this pic?
Like, how long you think until I go crazy looking at that beauty horror?
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>>696928012
Jesus man, drop a knowledge bomb on these plebes, but they're all gone by the time it hits. That hurts, lol
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>>696928233
For such a heat-generating activity, you find yourself left feeling cold from it? Do you actually want to experience being held and cuddled while with a legit loving woman?
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>>696928383
Is that what this thread is now, speculating as to how cute anime girls will drive you insane?

Well time to get my writefag on.

To me, that anime girl speaks of temptation: she teases the viewer, the way she draws the eye to her half-lowered thong, the strips of tape, her lustful, hungry expression. Everything about her says to the viewer "In a moment you'll be in a world of pleasure."

But that pleasure will never come. She's forever frozen there, still and unmoving on the screen. This girl is temptation, unfulfilled desire, unrequited lust.
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>>696928695
Yes and yes. But, I'll likely never experience it. Been single since 2005, and it's not getting any better for me. I tell everyone I love the solitude, but in reality, it's soul-crushing. The only advantage is being able to do what I want, when I want, and not having to 'check in' with anyone.
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>>696928383
Have you seen one of the various picture threads of real-life women dress as sexy or more than she is? You'd probably already be in the loony bin by now.
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Self loathing is fine OP, I think many people hate themselves for some shit they did or for some things that happened. Just ditch the feeling sorry for yourself part cos that's the shit that rly keeps you from making a difference.
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>>696929053
Hey, for some people, anime girls do it better than real girls. Not my thing, but I can see why they might: anime girls are flawless, and if it's just a pinup, they have whatever personality you dream about them having. Real women have complexity, flaws, depth, and that can be scary.
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>>696929255
OP already an hero'd earlier in the thread, keep up.
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>>696928869
idk, what about this one? im just trying to learn more about the hp mythos and this seems the best way because im just posting these cosmic horrors
>>696929053
those arent cosmic horrors now are they?
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>>696929314
op said they had to leave to the dentits ass
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>>696929256
As long as they're drawings of adult women. Do you troll the waifu threads or watch a lot of mature anime?
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>>696929516
Okay, you're either trolling or not reading. Read this again >>696928012 .

An anime girl can never be a cosmic horror, and if you want to learn about H.P. Lovecraft, just visit his wikipedia page.
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>>696929516
>those arent cosmic horrors now are they?
A slim minority could fit that description, although it's extremely rare.
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>>696929629
A little of both, actually.
>Mature anime
I mostly stick to real life women, specifically those with particularly beautiful faces and eyes ( >>696929256 this does it more for me than any fake-titted pornstar or animu girl). I do get a bit of hentai every now and then.
>trolling waifu threads
Once a week or so, usually on a saturday..
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>>696929944
NO. NO YOU FUCKIN-... Okay, assuming you just got here, read this >>696928012

A girl can't be a cosmic terror.
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>>696929697
But anime is so much bigger than us.

We will never reach the level of perfection as humans in the same sense as any anime male or female has.

If anything you could argue that we are of equal significance as anime, only because new anime wouldn't be made without us, but that doesn't mean previous perfection never happened. When we are gone the waifus will keep smiling, and will continue to do so far beyond human capacity.

So I ask again, are they not cosmic horrors?
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>>696908265
underated comment
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>>696930117
Did I touch a nerve, anon?
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>>696930562
Okay, yeah, you're just trolling. You gave it away too early man, if you'd been more careful with leading me on you probably could have had me going for another ten minutes at least.

>INB4 "BUT IM SERIOS
We create anime, ergo it isn't beyond our comprehension.

It's been fun, /b/. Goodnight.
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>>696930867
Kind of. It's like saying, "Yes, it's rare, but some women really could be called a psychological horror."

It just doesn't make sense. It's a genre, a person can't be a genre.
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>>696931006
Your quote or summation is exactly right!
Would it require a professional who has a going rate of $1 Trillion or $21 Trillion to help one get through the devastating and paralyzing impact that it has on a person?
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>>696931006
Indeed. A true terror!
Al-Qaeda and IS, eat your hearts out!
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>>696931394
>>696931538
try harder, lol
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>>696931394
>Quote
No, that would be greentexted if so.
>Summation
No, that would involve adding multiple points together.
What he did was make an analogy.
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>>696931671
You have no inclination to help a /b/ro out in that regard, do you, anon?
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>>696932023
>>696931394
>"Yes, it's rare, but some women really could be called a psychological horror."
>>696931006 #
Your quote or summation is exactly right!
Would it require a professional who has a going rate of $1 Trillion or $21 Trillion to help one get through the devastating and paralyzing impact that it has on a person?

OK. Re-done. Is that better for you?
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>>696932458
No, because you changed what he said. He wasn't quoting you or making it out as though you said that, he was making an analogy. If you don't know what that is or how it works, just google it.
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>>696932458
This isn't accurate. You can't just change the content of my post to suit the needs of your own. I wasn't quoting you, I was making a comparison.
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What about this cosmic horror?

I want her to cosmic my horror if you know what I mean!

Also god bless OP, i hope you make another tomorrow
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>>696929697
>An anime girl can never be a cosmic horror
But we can never truly see a cosmic horror yes? Or else we go crazy.

So I submit to you that indeed all cosmic horrors are anime girls. We just can't see them because we go insane
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>>696933178
>>696932702
Yeah, they're just trolling at this point. Let it go, /b/ro.
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>>696933418
>We just can't see them because we go insane
citation needed
>>696933426
I know, but I really do have nothing better to do. Like the true citizen of 4chan that I am, I'm going to sit here angrily eating a bowl of ramen and arguing with people on the internet.
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>>696932702
It was the "psychological horror" part that I was talking about. It is a rather gripping and deleterious thing to experience in terms of someone else that is so attractive and seductive (albeit awkwardly and frigidly) that you cannot even soeak with on the phone much less meet with in person, that you think they represent quite possibly the only reason you're still alive while at the same time, you're quickly running out of other reasons to stay alive as that person remains elusive and well out of your grasp. Maybe it is a deliberate punishment.
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>>696933885
-speak not soeak
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Mmm what about this tasty cosmic horror?

I want her to make me go insane if you catch my drift.
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>>696933815
Look at any fandom.

There you go.
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>>696933885
See now, this is actually kind of interesting. If you're still just trolling, you're doing it well.

I still don't think it's fair to say that anime girls could be a type of psychological horror. Obesssion and mania, perhaps, but not horror. If horror is a mix of fear and disgust, then were do you get those things from an anime girl?
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>>696934517
Not him but if you're good at convincing people you can make heaven look like hell and vice versa.

You just need the right set up and right way to do it and you can make anything scary or uneasy anon.
A genius of the craft, if his heart was in it he could do it.
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>>696934801
>>696934517
and that fact that I find tentacles sexually arousing means HP's original fucking works aren't cosmic horror then for me? Since they will make me aroused and not scared?
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>>696934517
And I should thrown in "robotically and rigidly if not (deservedly) caring and sensuous" into that post, as well. In the midst of this episode over the last few years, all the extraneous and intervening shit that stands in my way is just stopping me (if not already stopped) COLD.
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>>696909539
I saved the life of someone that felt suicidal, here on 4chan, and now I'm in a house hosted by a friend of that person, in another country, being paid for food and looking for a job to integrate.

Not saying this as in "You should do it to reap the benefits", I never expected the situation to evolve like this. And that's why it's important: you don't realize how good you can do by showing your humane side to someone that might need a bit of serenity and reassurement in their life.
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>>696935184
-should <have> thrown in
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>>696934517
Excuse me, but since when have real (if that's even still a thing anymore) human beings, namely women, been excused from this discussion?
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>>696935301
Excuee me, anon, but...

>>696909539
>>696909539
>>696909539
LIES LIES LIES GET OUT!
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>>696936047
-Excuse me
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>>696935184
Bumping
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>>696936047
I generally tell my life experiences and those of people I have as friends/knew. There is a lot of shit that happens around, and when people trust you, they open themselves (too much) with you. Never had to make up everything, and yeah, it's worth it. I have some threads saved entirely with people coming back to thank for the help (I recognized that anon's way of writing almost a year later, if I hadn't we wouldn't have talked again probably), and it's extremely endearing and makes up for the time and serenity put aside to get them back on track.
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>>696934801
>Not him but if you're good at convincing people you can make heaven look like hell and vice versa.
>You just need the right set up and right way to do it and you can make anything scary or uneasy anon.
>A genius of the craft, if his heart was in it he could do it.
This is a total non sequitur to what I said.
>>696935055
No, that's a total misunderstanding of cosmic horror. Just because C'thulu happens to be depicted with tentacles doesn't mean cosmic horror is irrelevant to you.
>>696935184
This is borderline unintelligible. I took a minute to reread everything and try to work through it, but this is legitimately fucked.
>>696935730
Human beings themselves are excluded from the possibility of being part of cosmic horror, other than to be its victim.
>but since when
Since always, that is what cosmic horror is about; humans are insignificant.
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>>696936047
Why do you assume he's lying?
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>>696936463
my sides have been lost again omg

this threads omg nits too fucking good pkease
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>>696936463
>Since always, that is what cosmic horror is about; humans are insignificant.
Even as it pretty much unconsciously governs and determines their behavior?
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>>696936897
>Even as it pretty much unconsciously governs and determines their behavior?
citation needed
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>>696936870
Isn't just about everyone's life a lie? Maybe I've been encountering too many bad (or insert your own expletive here) actors in my life, especially in the last few years.
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>>696936463
Well I get off on being scared so there. And being insane. So there you go.
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>>696937320
>Isn't just about everyone's life a lie?
Sounds like this is more a problem with you than with most people. It's objectively true that your average person tells more truth than lies, so you're better off assuming truth.

At the very worse, expect truth but prepare for a lie, then you have the best of both worlds.
>>696937647
Again, total non sequitur.
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>>696936463
>This is borderline unintelligible. I took a minute to reread everything and try to work through it, but this is legitimately fucked.
And who are you to talk? Well, I guess you just have to be there to know what the hell I'm talking about.
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>>696906766
>Weeb.
>Yume NIkki
end your life for good
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>>696937320
Many people are assholes, but you're having examples of people that are decent. They're out there anon, maybe distant like I was with the person I was talking with, maybe closer, but not everyone is as bad as the people that are toxic to their 'friends'. You should get away from such people and actors if that's your case.
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>>696937647
BDSM too? Why not? Any other kinks?
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>>696905698
Op, do you have any kind of scoail networksI can contact you in?
I probably can't fix your problems, but at least make you feel a little less lonely.

>Inb ur a newfag
Leave your fucking edge aside for once and for good will you?
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>>696938176
>And who are you to talk
I am the person you're talking to. I am literally the only person whose opinion on what you're saying matters.

That said, I'm not trying to start something, I just genuinely don't understand what you're saying.
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If you really wanna Kill yourself...
>>696905698
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10857452

,,,
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>>696938694
OP an hero'd already
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>>696937773
How is it not? The idea of cosmic horror alone is getting me off right now bra!
>>696938405
Well I love cosmic horrors for one, they really get me going! How if I even look at them they drive me crazy! It's a total fucking tease! MMMMMM FUCK YESDSSDS I lovde it bbb
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>>696938813
Fuck, I at least I didn't see him do it.
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>>696938813
>>696938694
OP WENT TO THE FUCKING DENTIST

They said thell make a new one tomorrow god
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>>696938973
Aaaaand you lost it again. This anon >>696933885 got me back into it, but then you have to go and troll to obviously and pull me back out.

This is just disappointing. Like paying a whore but she won't even fake it, just obviously throws it out there that she's not really into this. Just spoils the moment, you know?
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>>696939069
I'll wait for Op.
Anyone else?
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>>696939069
citation needed
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>>696939242
I'm stating the fact that the idea of a cosmic horror turns me on! I'm just putting it out there! And I imagine it, even though I dont know it, I imagine it being a sexy anime girl whos behind it! So there you go I win.
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>>696938495
I was referring to the kind of "psychological horror" that I thought I was demonstrating in this thread and the kind of personal impact that it can have on a life, for example, mine. There are very real side effects as far as dealing with factors not necessarily tied to it and not getting the opportunity and blessing to settle if not defeat, eliminate and obliterate it and actually live a life that benefits other people in addition to me where I don't have to feel cheated, disrespected and screwed over by everyone to the point I would go in the direction of this anon and >>696909212.
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>>696917029
>>696939647
>>696939263

I feel as though that was op at least hell idk
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>>696940065
>>696940142
I am disappoint. I was having fun here, but if you two aren't even going to try, okay.

I'm going to bed. It's been fun, though the ending was a bit on the disappointing side.

Peace.
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>>696938973
>Well I love cosmic horrors for one, they really get me going! How if I even look at them they drive me crazy! It's a total fucking tease! MMMMMM FUCK YESDSSDS I lovde it bbb

I'd love for a woman with a sexy, sultry, and seductive phone sex-ready voice to especially read that last part. Can you Vocaroo that if there's a actual mature human that has been female since birth that has the kind of voice that I just described?
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>>696927494
tell me about your dreams anon
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>>696938694
problem is, when you want to kill yourself, it's out of self loathing.
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>>696912235
truth isn't everything, nor is it the epitome of a moral standard. truth can be used to harm just as much as lying can, and sometimes you have to lie to protect someone.
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>>696909539
Screw the haters man, you're doing good.
>>696912235
>>696912816
>>696914055
>>696936047
Also I find it interesting that no one who protests this actually explains why this is supposedly wrong.
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>>696940142
Has this anon >>696938495 left the thread?
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people that I want to be clingy towards hate me
people that I hate want to be clingy towards me
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>>696941013
I am a robot as I sexually consider myself one. But I used to be female yes. And can program my voice anyway I desire. Does this suit your needs?
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>>696941776
The consequences are subjective. Whether it is done to benefit or to disrupt someone, will it be worth it in the end. It's in the eye of the beholder. Just like beauty. A beautiful mind. A beautiful lie...?
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And as a robot it truly disgusts me that there is no robo rest room at air ports! WHERE am I supposed to change my oil?
Not only that, I had to stop playing video games, because nearly none give me the option to play as a robo such as myself.

This world needs to check it's privilege.
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>>696942449
Go for it, Ms. Robot!

DO IT!
DO IT!
DO IT!
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>>696942689
...in the end?
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>>696942449
We really need a human for this task >>696941013.
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>>696943093
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER!!!!!

One thing, idk why it doesnt even matter how hard you try

this anon
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>>696943411
Why doesn't it matter? If a tsunami or several of them hit the world or a nuke goes off and takes on a extinction level event, it doesn't matter then, one way or another?
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>>696942976
BOT LIVES MATTERâ„¢
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>>696944047
>>696944262
I was singing a song!
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>>696944346
You were not!
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>>696945239
I was, like

IN THE END IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER

One thing, idk why it doesnt matter how hard you tried

keep that in mind when you get to the end of ME3
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