What is the purpose of this thread? I'll contribute once I know.
>it's chance to actually save a life
I've always liked doing this. Ever want to save a life? Become a really good, really fast greentext writer, and hit up feels and suicide threads. Write a "totally true life story" for some poor anon, but tailor your story to match their circumstances, but end the story with hope. Some guy seem close to the edge over a breakup? Make up a story about meeting a new person and healing. Some father is throwing up his guilt about beating his kid onto a thread? Tell a story from the perspective of a parent who did the same and eventually did everything they could to make things right. You have to research it though, read survivor accounts of whatever issue you're dealing with, you have to be pretty close on with what they're feeling if you want to hit them hard.
Sure, maybe most of the time it doesn't save a life and just gets some smiles, but if even one person is telling the truth when they say the story gave them a new outlook on life, it's worth it.
Anon... If this is true, then pic related.
Are you that truly Goddamn despondent that you would stoop to threaten to do that much less go through with it? There's gotta be something in your life that can help keep your spirits up. Have you been working really hard at your job lately? Does it seem like a dead-end deal for you or what? Let it out, please.
Money, pay bills, have a little to spend on food ETC.
Then back at it again.
A cycle of nothing.
don't know what this thread is for, so I'm just leaving this here because I don't know what else to do help pls
Did you know: Jetskis is actually a Russian word for a mode of transportation used by Russians in the Siberian Tundra. It's actually a coincidence that the word Jetskis is also comprised of two English words Jet and Skis. The original Russian version ACTUALLY used a jet engine!
Niggas I one up you both!
Hey guys OP here. This will be the last thread that I will ever post on. Life has just gotten the best of me and there is no way I can take back what I have done. So I guess this is it. I cant take the shame anymore. Its too much for me. So goodbye /b/ros and godspeed.
Oh, I figured you meant he was lying about even telling the stories.
|Wait a minute, what the hell is wrong with lying when it helps people? "Oh, you told a story to cheer someone up and it wasn't true, you shitlord!
The guy said he goes to feels and suicide threads to do this. He's trying (and supposedly succeeding) in giving people who are down on their luck a little bit of hope. There's nothing wrong with that.
not me silly buns
im just in a place and they tell me to get better and stop thinking things that i think sometimes haha, they say im getting there though!
What have you done that's so bad that you feel compelled to do >>696909212? Unless you're lying too just like >>696909539. I'm through with people like that. They do virtually nothing for me.
How is it a bad thing to tell a lie if it helps someone? Not trying to call you out, just curious. Isn't it the more morally praiseworthy thing to tell the lie if that lie does more good than bad?
If you're faced with the choice between telling a lie and by inaction increasing the chances that someone will kill themself, isn't it the lesser of two evils to tell the lie?
From a pics you shouldn't share, wife/gf/milf, chubby, ylyl, webm/porn webm thread? What kind of pic? OP, do you like that kind of stuff? Maybe it can help with your problem...or not...but give it a try.
whoa heh, umm this is getting weird maybe i should cut my few hours short a little heh, im giggling too much! ah idk jub ahaha whgat in the world? hah i just dont understnad!
Are YOU fucking stupid, you replied to a post in which four other posts are tagged without indicating which one you are, then went on to provide an explanation I have no context for, because as previously stated, I don't know which post is yours.
Come on dude, get your shit together.
Will a lovely lady who may be monitoring this thread hopefully make a triumphant return to one of these threads >>696914963 (one of the first two there) so anons (including myself) can assist in hitting that spot? I know who you are..."Wifey," I think is the name she goes by? Please, come back, honey!
Well after being pierced with such rapier wit, I guess you take the win, sir.
>Actually helps people
I don't know how to feel about this. Good? I think?
im sure the tor de force le wsait
jushure i-buuru pu-rerra
Yes,hhe i cant belevie i remembered
but smoochems smoocheies
i mahy post tomorrow again or when i get the privalge
uhm so, goodnight thread, love you and have fun thank you hope you get soon like me thank you! <3
If "The One" who I mentioned is reading this post, if you come back to /b/ in all your sultry glory, be sure to dress in your midnight best. With the "bees in the trap"? Thank you.
It depends mostly one which Elder Terror is drivin you insane. There are hundreds of them and each may have a different method.
For example, this one >>696910600 will slowly pull your soul out through your penis with her eyes, usually over the course of several weeks.
Yes, I know exactly who H.P. Lovecraft is, I know exactly what books he's written, and I know exactly what that guy was talking about, what I'm confused is what are you people even asking?
do you guys know nothing about hp lovecraft?
He writes horror stories, all about people going insane from aliens.
He wrote I should say.
Anyway, since all his alien, or cosmic creatures make people go crazy I was wondering what are the signs or ways you can tell if someone is going crazy from that.
I haven't read him in forever so can't even remember if it even did show signs, so I was just wondering.
maybe the necronamicon has what im after
Sorry, I phrased my question to them poorly. What I should have said was, "What exactly are you asking here? Do you want to know if H.P. Lovecraft is from a book, or if cosmic terrors from a book?
I know plenty about Lovecraft, I'm just confused as to what they're even trying to figure out.
I think the anon is asking for the signs of a person going crazy from seeing one of the cosmic creatures as written by Lovecraft. The signs and effects of going crazy from that author's created cosmic creatures.
Is that all of the signs from all of H.P. Lovecraft's cosmic creatures? If not, maybe the anon was asking for the list of signs and effects from going crazy about something or someone else.
No, but he pointed out that there are hundreds of elder things, and each one might use a different method. Asking how the cosmic terrors drive someone insane is like asking how a human dances. The question is just too broad to answer.
Could someone tell me how this cosmic horror drives people crazy? Please?
Comming themes tend to be ranting, paranoia, violent outbursts, raving about things only they can see, writing in alien languages they've never actually learned, speaking in tongues, that kind of thing. Generally being disconnected from reality.
Turning into scared elf princesses.
Maybe she's an example of wanting someone or something that a pereon can't have. She looks arousing, and if anyone attracted to her sees her but can't have her and for a long time if not ever, then how do you think that person is going to feel? Not too good if the effects of her are somehow overwhelming and overcoming.
Actually yes it was/ Shes a cosmic horror and I was wondering how she would drive me crazy.
Same with this anime girl, I wonder how she goes about doing the nasty, if you catch my drift.
Not sure if it's because of my age or what, but I'm becoming more apathetic and disinterested as time moves on. Even sex doesn't excite me anymore. I know what I want out of life; I know my dreams. It's getting to a point where I care about no one else and nothing else apart from realizing my dreams.
Yeah, given what an Elder Terror actually is, you couldn't really take a picture of one. The whole point of cosmic terror is that they're so utterly beyond the comprehension of mankind that trying to perceive them drives on insane. Elder Terrors are to humans as humans are to bacteria.
Woah, okay, no, they are not cosmic terrors*. See >>696927581 . You can't look at a cosmic horror*. You can't try to understand it.
*It's worth noting that cosmic horror generally isn't a specific noun, it's a genre, kind of like gore horror or psychological horror. Specifcally, cosmic horror is the genre pertaining to the concept of humanity's insignificance: the idea that there are beings and forces so far beyond humanity that we are rendered utterly insignificant by their existence.
The word you're probably looking for, the beings Lovecraft wrote about, are generally called Elder Terrors or Old Ones. Again, they can't be perceived or understood by a human any more than a microbe can perceive or understand a human.
I've had more than enough sex; I'm actually bored/disillusioned by the idea of sex at this point. Though to be honest, despite having had so much sex (mostly from prostitutes), I've never been 'held.' Never even cuddled.
Here's a pepe gif that I like to look at when I'm sad.
And I don't have a link but a few songs I listen to when I'm down are
"Medicine" -joji (just search it on YouTube)
"Moe step" -moe shop (or anything from moe shop really, also if you haven't check waifu Wednesdays youtube channel for some uplifting waifu musik)
Lastly, when in these moods, it's ok to look down at your feet. It's reassuring to see that they're still moving forward right?
Love you /b/ (and 4chan)
Oh I see. Bur what about this one in this pic?
Like, how long you think until I go crazy looking at that beauty horror?
Is that what this thread is now, speculating as to how cute anime girls will drive you insane?
Well time to get my writefag on.
To me, that anime girl speaks of temptation: she teases the viewer, the way she draws the eye to her half-lowered thong, the strips of tape, her lustful, hungry expression. Everything about her says to the viewer "In a moment you'll be in a world of pleasure."
But that pleasure will never come. She's forever frozen there, still and unmoving on the screen. This girl is temptation, unfulfilled desire, unrequited lust.
Yes and yes. But, I'll likely never experience it. Been single since 2005, and it's not getting any better for me. I tell everyone I love the solitude, but in reality, it's soul-crushing. The only advantage is being able to do what I want, when I want, and not having to 'check in' with anyone.
Self loathing is fine OP, I think many people hate themselves for some shit they did or for some things that happened. Just ditch the feeling sorry for yourself part cos that's the shit that rly keeps you from making a difference.
Hey, for some people, anime girls do it better than real girls. Not my thing, but I can see why they might: anime girls are flawless, and if it's just a pinup, they have whatever personality you dream about them having. Real women have complexity, flaws, depth, and that can be scary.
idk, what about this one? im just trying to learn more about the hp mythos and this seems the best way because im just posting these cosmic horrors
those arent cosmic horrors now are they?
Okay, you're either trolling or not reading. Read this again >>696928012 .
An anime girl can never be a cosmic horror, and if you want to learn about H.P. Lovecraft, just visit his wikipedia page.
A little of both, actually.
I mostly stick to real life women, specifically those with particularly beautiful faces and eyes ( >>696929256 this does it more for me than any fake-titted pornstar or animu girl). I do get a bit of hentai every now and then.
>trolling waifu threads
Once a week or so, usually on a saturday..
But anime is so much bigger than us.
We will never reach the level of perfection as humans in the same sense as any anime male or female has.
If anything you could argue that we are of equal significance as anime, only because new anime wouldn't be made without us, but that doesn't mean previous perfection never happened. When we are gone the waifus will keep smiling, and will continue to do so far beyond human capacity.
So I ask again, are they not cosmic horrors?
Okay, yeah, you're just trolling. You gave it away too early man, if you'd been more careful with leading me on you probably could have had me going for another ten minutes at least.
>INB4 "BUT IM SERIOS
We create anime, ergo it isn't beyond our comprehension.
It's been fun, /b/. Goodnight.
Kind of. It's like saying, "Yes, it's rare, but some women really could be called a psychological horror."
It just doesn't make sense. It's a genre, a person can't be a genre.
Your quote or summation is exactly right!
Would it require a professional who has a going rate of $1 Trillion or $21 Trillion to help one get through the devastating and paralyzing impact that it has on a person?
>"Yes, it's rare, but some women really could be called a psychological horror."
Your quote or summation is exactly right!
Would it require a professional who has a going rate of $1 Trillion or $21 Trillion to help one get through the devastating and paralyzing impact that it has on a person?
OK. Re-done. Is that better for you?
No, because you changed what he said. He wasn't quoting you or making it out as though you said that, he was making an analogy. If you don't know what that is or how it works, just google it.
This isn't accurate. You can't just change the content of my post to suit the needs of your own. I wasn't quoting you, I was making a comparison.
What about this cosmic horror?
I want her to cosmic my horror if you know what I mean!
Also god bless OP, i hope you make another tomorrow
>An anime girl can never be a cosmic horror
But we can never truly see a cosmic horror yes? Or else we go crazy.
So I submit to you that indeed all cosmic horrors are anime girls. We just can't see them because we go insane
>We just can't see them because we go insane
I know, but I really do have nothing better to do. Like the true citizen of 4chan that I am, I'm going to sit here angrily eating a bowl of ramen and arguing with people on the internet.
It was the "psychological horror" part that I was talking about. It is a rather gripping and deleterious thing to experience in terms of someone else that is so attractive and seductive (albeit awkwardly and frigidly) that you cannot even soeak with on the phone much less meet with in person, that you think they represent quite possibly the only reason you're still alive while at the same time, you're quickly running out of other reasons to stay alive as that person remains elusive and well out of your grasp. Maybe it is a deliberate punishment.
Mmm what about this tasty cosmic horror?
I want her to make me go insane if you catch my drift.
See now, this is actually kind of interesting. If you're still just trolling, you're doing it well.
I still don't think it's fair to say that anime girls could be a type of psychological horror. Obesssion and mania, perhaps, but not horror. If horror is a mix of fear and disgust, then were do you get those things from an anime girl?
Not him but if you're good at convincing people you can make heaven look like hell and vice versa.
You just need the right set up and right way to do it and you can make anything scary or uneasy anon.
A genius of the craft, if his heart was in it he could do it.
and that fact that I find tentacles sexually arousing means HP's original fucking works aren't cosmic horror then for me? Since they will make me aroused and not scared?
And I should thrown in "robotically and rigidly if not (deservedly) caring and sensuous" into that post, as well. In the midst of this episode over the last few years, all the extraneous and intervening shit that stands in my way is just stopping me (if not already stopped) COLD.
I saved the life of someone that felt suicidal, here on 4chan, and now I'm in a house hosted by a friend of that person, in another country, being paid for food and looking for a job to integrate.
Not saying this as in "You should do it to reap the benefits", I never expected the situation to evolve like this. And that's why it's important: you don't realize how good you can do by showing your humane side to someone that might need a bit of serenity and reassurement in their life.
I generally tell my life experiences and those of people I have as friends/knew. There is a lot of shit that happens around, and when people trust you, they open themselves (too much) with you. Never had to make up everything, and yeah, it's worth it. I have some threads saved entirely with people coming back to thank for the help (I recognized that anon's way of writing almost a year later, if I hadn't we wouldn't have talked again probably), and it's extremely endearing and makes up for the time and serenity put aside to get them back on track.
>Not him but if you're good at convincing people you can make heaven look like hell and vice versa.
>You just need the right set up and right way to do it and you can make anything scary or uneasy anon.
>A genius of the craft, if his heart was in it he could do it.
This is a total non sequitur to what I said.
No, that's a total misunderstanding of cosmic horror. Just because C'thulu happens to be depicted with tentacles doesn't mean cosmic horror is irrelevant to you.
This is borderline unintelligible. I took a minute to reread everything and try to work through it, but this is legitimately fucked.
Human beings themselves are excluded from the possibility of being part of cosmic horror, other than to be its victim.
>but since when
Since always, that is what cosmic horror is about; humans are insignificant.
>Isn't just about everyone's life a lie?
Sounds like this is more a problem with you than with most people. It's objectively true that your average person tells more truth than lies, so you're better off assuming truth.
At the very worse, expect truth but prepare for a lie, then you have the best of both worlds.
Again, total non sequitur.
>This is borderline unintelligible. I took a minute to reread everything and try to work through it, but this is legitimately fucked.
And who are you to talk? Well, I guess you just have to be there to know what the hell I'm talking about.
Many people are assholes, but you're having examples of people that are decent. They're out there anon, maybe distant like I was with the person I was talking with, maybe closer, but not everyone is as bad as the people that are toxic to their 'friends'. You should get away from such people and actors if that's your case.
Op, do you have any kind of scoail networksI can contact you in?
I probably can't fix your problems, but at least make you feel a little less lonely.
>Inb ur a newfag
Leave your fucking edge aside for once and for good will you?
>And who are you to talk
I am the person you're talking to. I am literally the only person whose opinion on what you're saying matters.
That said, I'm not trying to start something, I just genuinely don't understand what you're saying.
If you really wanna Kill yourself...
How is it not? The idea of cosmic horror alone is getting me off right now bra!
Well I love cosmic horrors for one, they really get me going! How if I even look at them they drive me crazy! It's a total fucking tease! MMMMMM FUCK YESDSSDS I lovde it bbb
Aaaaand you lost it again. This anon >>696933885 got me back into it, but then you have to go and troll to obviously and pull me back out.
This is just disappointing. Like paying a whore but she won't even fake it, just obviously throws it out there that she's not really into this. Just spoils the moment, you know?
I'm stating the fact that the idea of a cosmic horror turns me on! I'm just putting it out there! And I imagine it, even though I dont know it, I imagine it being a sexy anime girl whos behind it! So there you go I win.
I was referring to the kind of "psychological horror" that I thought I was demonstrating in this thread and the kind of personal impact that it can have on a life, for example, mine. There are very real side effects as far as dealing with factors not necessarily tied to it and not getting the opportunity and blessing to settle if not defeat, eliminate and obliterate it and actually live a life that benefits other people in addition to me where I don't have to feel cheated, disrespected and screwed over by everyone to the point I would go in the direction of this anon and >>696909212.
I am disappoint. I was having fun here, but if you two aren't even going to try, okay.
I'm going to bed. It's been fun, though the ending was a bit on the disappointing side.
>Well I love cosmic horrors for one, they really get me going! How if I even look at them they drive me crazy! It's a total fucking tease! MMMMMM FUCK YESDSSDS I lovde it bbb
I'd love for a woman with a sexy, sultry, and seductive phone sex-ready voice to especially read that last part. Can you Vocaroo that if there's a actual mature human that has been female since birth that has the kind of voice that I just described?
Screw the haters man, you're doing good.
Also I find it interesting that no one who protests this actually explains why this is supposedly wrong.
people that I want to be clingy towards hate me
people that I hate want to be clingy towards me
The consequences are subjective. Whether it is done to benefit or to disrupt someone, will it be worth it in the end. It's in the eye of the beholder. Just like beauty. A beautiful mind. A beautiful lie...?
And as a robot it truly disgusts me that there is no robo rest room at air ports! WHERE am I supposed to change my oil?
Not only that, I had to stop playing video games, because nearly none give me the option to play as a robo such as myself.
This world needs to check it's privilege.