Thursday, July 28th 2016 14:05 Yesterday was our awakening.

Ooooohhhh, I love those threads! What are we doing here?

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Fuck off, faggotron

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>>696898599

sage this shit

>>696898599
I'm supposed to believe you hidden an image in a duckduckgo search result for the shroud of Turin.

>>696898599
Jésus Buttfucking Christ

>>696898599
Take your meds, please.

>>696898599
>14:05
Is this central time or what faggot

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>>696898599
are you the real W?

>>696898599
>yesterday was our awakening
I've been awake since 2014 so suck it nigger

If I get dubs or higher then this is real. Don't worry, I never get dubs.

Kill yourself nigger
If dubs world ends

The Shroud of Turin?

>>696898599

>>696898599
>awakening

Op's come out as a faggot

This is as autistic as that 3Amoon shit

I almost have enough /b/ bucks for a gold account

Wtf lelele

Meh, nothing on notepad, nothing on photoshop, nothing on winrar. Bla bla bla, Knights Templar.

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>>696899814

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Please include me on screencap screencapguy

>>696900462
Does it matter? You can see when this thread has started, converted to your local time summerfag

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>>696898599
if this is real, i get dubs, trust me, I'm one of the chosen few

>>696904003
Almost, Reroll?

>>696904003
Try harder

date format is DD/MM/YYYY so this is not in US, my best bet is that it is EU time

>>696904157
military time you dickheads

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>>696898599
cant even triforce

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I found it, its an owl standing behind a dildo
what do I win

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time for some faggatry

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Found original, non photo curved image

>>696904171
is Friday here dipshit and this was uploaded 50 something minutes ago

>>696904431
Kek

>>696904548
you win the internet

>>696904626
op faggot confirmed

>>696904556

Hey i have one of those glass coffee tables
>2pooky4me

It's harambe behind bars

Looks like a Jesus Christ in the background so wut?

>>696904842
>not knowing the shroud of turin

Looks like organs at left is before, and the ones at right after.
But the question is, after what?

>>696898599
There's a skeleton "underneath" the picture.

>>696904640
Do you even read ? fucktard

>>696904626 found more details about the image, it is some religious bullshit
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shroud_of_Turin

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>>696898599
Wait these are the sheets of jesus you fuck

kill yourself you statist shill

>inb4 cicada 3301

>>696904684
eh Ive already got one :/
I thought I got to be a spy or something

>>696904626
That's the Turin Shroud.

>>696905127
Hey guys, we have an incredible detective over here!

>>696904548
kek

>>696905284
I just have autism

>>696898599
Oooh... I found it. This is the ancient shroud of Peniseum. In 69 A.D. Emperor Scrote de Wrinklea died during the festival of Phallic Jizzicus while attempting to orally atone for 1000 transgressions of the Plebians. He tragically choked on the 666th load.

>>696898599
I remember this. Yesterday "w" posted a similar puzzle showing a map of the us covered with military bases shaped like a moth or butterfly.

>>696904556
indeed m8, indeed

>>696905284
Batman has gone to the skids since Google.

>/x/

WE HAVE TO SOLVE THIS TO RECIEVE THE RICHES OF THE HOLY "w" NIGGERS

Isn't this the guy that posted the US map yesterday?

>>696905796
WTF

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Op Here, Just kidding, that shit only comes in January, Really got you cucks though,

>>696905796
"Faggots.png"

>>696905796
Where did you take this from?

>>696905636
you forgot >

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ITT: newfags.

>>696906023
jokes it isn't op

>>696906114
It's a hint.

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>>696906181
Hey, great job, man! You found what everyone already knew, congrats!

60 something replies and only one person has figured out what the pic is, newfags.
Shroud of Turin, there is your hint.

>>696901441 (checked)
kek

>>696906468
FFS EVERYONE KNOWS THAT, OH MY FUCKING GOD.

So Shroud of Turin. What now? Are we done? Did we solve it?

>>696906468
You're kidding right? Everybody has established what it is... Fucking idiot

Shroud of Turin supposed burial garment of Jesus Christ

Its the shroud of turin you newfags.

>>696906650
No of course not...

>>696898599
it's a dirty sheet

figured it out its the shourd of turan

>>696906807
>>696906729
winrar they got it

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>>696905796
Tried to improve the image a bit to read it, because they're clearly words.
Didn't work

I just see "are oral".

>>696906650
Nice winrar /b/ro!!!! this is an hero awesome bred!

>>696906468
thank you oh great knowledgeable one. for giving us information everyone already fucking knew

>>696898599
I want to know the truth. I look to the skies and keep hope. Let a few be spared at their choosing, but let them be truthful and worthy. The rest, wash away in the great flood.

@696906683

newfag

>>696906900
i see 'for all'

>>696906900
"for all" in the end ?

>>696898599
a graven image

>>696898599
someone pls dox this dude

>>696907035
Yeah, me too, but it's probably not even english.

>>696907015
What the fuck are you doing? An @ symbol? Is this twitter now?

>>696898599
Isn't this that Jesus blanket or whatever?

>>696898599
It's a print of Jesus Christ

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Within the picture there is a story.

Epiphany lies beyond the heart of the devoted.

Could mean lies in the truth lie sense. The devoted? Jesus' deciples maybe? Or this could be the devoted, it's the supposed burial cloth of jesus but carbon dating dates this to 1100 I believe. The man obviously died in a very similar way, crucifixion, given the cuts around forehead and hole in wrist and blood pouring down arms and such.

If we zoom in we can see where his heart would be, so the epiphany, the answer, lies beyond this?

>>696907086
yeah mate

>>696898599


http://spacedad.me


You want a real riddle?

Here's your hint.

>Follow the seahorse. Live vicariously through the galactic child and lucubrate binary with the cosmic mom.

Good luck.

>>696907216
please tell me you knew it was bait...

>>696907289
kek winraar nice get /b/ lolz like reddit
-oldfag

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Riddle solved. It's a memetic kill switch.

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>>696898599

>>696907258
Winrarrrr

>>696906900
Use the original image. You can find the secret text using exposure.

Johannes 19:31-37

>>696907258
The 5th nail that was supposed to pierce Jesus' heart.
It could be that, but as I said, it was supposed to pierce it, I think the story is that the gypsies stole it or something.

>>696907666
OH SHIT SATAN IS HERE.

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>>696907414
Shiiiiiiiiieeeet

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Presence has been acknowledged

>>696907704
newfag

>>696907666
Don't listen to this guy, he's literally the devil

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fuck off anomanous faggot

>>696906900

I got it

>Reply to this comment or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

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>>696907258
Okay so "the devoted" must be the figure in the cloth, he was devoted to jesus and died in the same way as him to the point of even having a thorn crown on his head.

Still don't understand the "epiphany lies beyond the hearts of the devoted" bit fully though. It says hearts, plural, so maybe the figure isn't the devoted? Or maybe he has more than one heart? Are we dealing with a timelord here

i am here child.

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YOU FAGGOTS I FOUND IT! Yesterday OP posted this and I think it's the same person. But anyways my theory is that the "awakening" is this first post and has nothing to do with the actually riddle.

>>696907945
was thinking this, hope we're wrong

>>696907666
Someone do this
I don't know how...

>>696907345
I'm stumped. fuck

>>696907945
I was waiting for it

>>696908041
>>696908003
Ohh so maybe the whole epiphany lies beyond the hearts of the devoted part is irrelevant to the problem? Maybe it's just a random phrase the dude wanted to drop in like with this one, who knows? Got any better images of the last threads starter picture?

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I found it op what do I get

>>696908387
There are the shit posters

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>>696907666
>>696908096
Incremented exposure at the expense of some quality.
"For all" is still the only visible words, but there's also two F's at the top which you can sort of see.

>>696908590
Try inverting the colors

>>696908714
this

although i cannot read the entire message i know who you seek and where he is.

niggers we have to make a new thread soon before it 404's

>>696898599
inb4
Jesus = God = Devil
~2k years ago was third event
You'll have big trouble finding the other two though, they didnt happen on this planet

>>696908894
Still on page 1 no worries

>>696908590
Alright, this is the last hint I'm giving you: 254.

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>>696908714
>>696908792
Already tried it, but I'd say it's less clear that way.
Have it anyway.

>>696909066
Well, you made it harder to read, thanks!

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>>696909066
Improved

>>696904939
Let's be real, the only time any faggot knows about religion is when that bitch from neverending story gets posted.

>had to google the shroud
>was thinking it mighta been the shroud rabbis would have up that only holy people could pass through. It was only for those allowed to talk to God or some shit

Turns out I'm a dummy too

>>696907945
my nigga, exactly what i was thinking

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>>696908041
not him but

>>696898599
I think it's the stone that Jesus was laid on when he died, the black parts are probably just cracks on the stone.

>>696908387
nice meme friend

>>696909223
"Do" "more" "for all".
Those are the words I can see.

>>696908387
I love to suck cock

>>696908387
ysdf

>>696909158
>254
30.31

>>696909420
What if this is exactly what we're supposed to read? "Do more for all", some stupid message about being good to each other?

>>696901117
you must be tired

>>696909513
Someone grab a fucking Bible and search that.

>>696909761
Like every /b/tard has one

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>>696909223
Lowered exposure and put it into negative just like Secondo Pia :)

>>696909761
I have one, but 30.31 alone doesn't do me much good without knowing which Book to look in.

>>696909941
Thanks it is even worse

>>696909942
If we're talking about Jesus, it's probably gonna be the New Testament, don't you think?

>>696909941
Wow you can start to make out a lot more now. Really zoom in and start tracing the words

>>696909941
"Dome" "more" "for all"

>>696909942
deuteronomy. read entire page....

>>696910300
Picture anon?

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/2009/11/20/does-hidden-text-prove-shroud-turin-real.html

:^)

>>696909513
When all these blessings and curses I have set before you come on you and you take them to heart wherever the Lord your God disperses you among the nations, 2 and when you and your children return to the Lord your God and obey him with all your heart and with all your soul according to everything I command you today, 3 then the Lord your God will restore your fortunes[a] and have compassion on you and gather you again from all the nations where he scattered you. 4 Even if you have been banished to the most distant land under the heavens, from there the Lord your God will gather you and bring you back. 5 He will bring you to the land that belonged to your ancestors, and you will take possession of it. He will make you more prosperous and numerous than your ancestors. 6 The Lord your God will circumcise your hearts and the hearts of your descendants, so that you may love him with all your heart and with all your soul, and live. 7 The Lord your God will put all these curses on your enemies who hate and persecute you. 8 You will again obey the Lord and follow all his commands I am giving you today. 9 Then the Lord your God will make you most prosperous in all the work of your hands and in the fruit of your womb, the young of your livestock and the crops of your land. The Lord will again delight in you and make you prosperous, just as he delighted in your ancestors, 10 if you obey the Lord your God and keep his commands and decrees that are written in this Book of the Law and turn to the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul.

Someone should start a new thread.

>>696910508
Frustratingly close

>>696910628
I tried, not much more I can do without distorting it.

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>>696910441

>>696906263
that made me lose my hard on.

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>>696910792

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This is the best I can get.

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>>696910938
maybe this is better

>>696911060
Best so far anon

This will be an hardcore captcha if you need to solve this

>>696911060
Pretty shit tbh still

someone make na new thread

Where are the captcha solving bots when you need em

>>696911305
Why...?

>>696910907
this

Tried to grayscale it..

>>696911060

>>696911060
Liberty and Justice... for all
Thank you thank you and god bless donald trump!

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>>696911430

>>696911408
Um what

>>696911445
GOD BLESS

>>696911539
The lion is the winner, there is no sinner

>>696911521
Do here t/for all

Background looks like a man

>Epiphany lies beyond the hearts of the devoted
Why are we focussing so much on the image when OP already has givens us a clue.

>>696911809
We've talked about this loads already, see here
>>696907258
>>696908003

>>696911809
this is not a clue

>>696898599
did anyone check image for steganography or does everyone here like to claim bs before checking these dubs?

>>696911942
Catch you later.

>>696911942
Enlightenment is within arms reach
Epiphany lies beyond the hearts of the devoted

>>696911984
I checked with notepad, winrar and photoshop.

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>>696911521

>>696912237
D
Here

>>696911942
This is from 2014.

Ignore this, anons.

>>696912066
Epiphany is useless when you reach enlightenment and enlightenment is useless when you reach a epiphany

69

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>>696911942
Huh...

>>696912344
Yes but it's startlingly similar.

What does this have to do with ladybugs?

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>>696912472
What

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>>696912134
steganography in images isn't really that simple.

sometimes you need an encryption key to be able to retrieve the message, in which case, notepad, ps, winrar, etc. will be of no use

>>696912651
I know, but that'd be stupid. I mean, there are lots of programs that hide/extract messages in images in "unique" ways. It would be stupidly hard to find some message that way, unless we had some hint specifically about that.

The original pic was called faggots.png, so this might be the biggest trolling ever.

Kek

http://gutenberg.readingroo.ms/4/5/5/9/45596/45596-h/45596-h.htm

>>696898599
The linux penguin on acid?

>>696912919
i'm sure we do have a hint, i mean op has a lot of text on his post

>Within every image, there is a story

"story" could very easily be the key

>>696898599
Cringey as fuck.

>>696906263
>China

It's the shroud of Turin you idiots.

>>696913297
Last line is For us For all

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last line is For us For all

>>696913536
Holy fuck, right.

y

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>>696898599
bruh you late as fuck.

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>>696913297

>>696913822
Wait this is amazing, I can read it a little but the pic is small

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>>696907666
aquard.

>>696913910
sauce

>>696898599
I have an original idea that nofag said yet. Shroud of Turin. Fuckin genius

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Come on nigga, you post a fucking .jpg file from an iphone, what do you want us to do with that

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Been messing around since anon found the message this is the best i can do

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>>696907015
>calls someone newfag
>uses @

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>>696908362
ow.

>>696914208
Kek

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>>696914208

>>696908387
fuck off

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>>696914128
http://oglaf.com/

Someone make another thread

>>696907258
Notice the epiphany part, doing a simple Google search shows Friday, January 6 2017 will be the next Epiphany festival. That might be our end date for this riddle guys.

>>696914175
So far ....
........
..... here (whitespace rest of line)
for us for all

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>>696898599
*cough*

>>696914921
>>696914921
>>696914921
>>696914921
new bread.

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>>696898599
dude were too tarded for this spoon-feed us.

>>696914986
Get in der.

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Why would it be in English?

>>696915270
Rip

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Looks like the last line I "I for all" ans the one above is is "rare"

>>696917414

i think the "rare" might actually be "here".

too busy fucking around with it, but adding noise to the image seems to make the letters come out clearer

>>696905516
Maybe it was a Cicada and this is some Cicada3301 bullshit

>>696905796
the last two words are "for all"

last line For us for all

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>>696906263
we-well they cant feel pain so...

good thing I was about to get food...

>>696917750
Shit is weird. I can see different letters that aren't part of anything. I see a capitalized hollow T and I somewhere else I saw a few numbers

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hope this helps

>>696919989
I think I see a "Don't" in there.

>>696919583
what numbers were they?!

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i see someone screaming

this is irrelevant im just bumping the thread

>>696919989
Thanks anon! A migraine is just what I needed to solve this case.

i used an advanced image editor, and i still cant get anything from it. i'm filtering it in the shade of green the human eye is most sensitive to, and i can only make out the last line.

>>696904286
You mean Zulu or a 24hour clock, civilian?

>>696922367
Yeah fuck this w guy cant even code a message into an image instead of just writing and masking it

>>696904556
That pupper really hates fingers

>>696919583

the big issue here seems to be a difference in light and dark.

so we're fighting some letters that are highlights or light colors (the "Do" on the 3rd line), and some letters that are shadows or dark colors (the "for all" on the 4th line)

so i'm going to assume that, to make this legible, we're going to need the same image on 2 separate layers (one with having levels favoring shadows shadows and the other with levels favoring highlights)

then obviously invert one of them so they are on the same scale, then cut out the illegible parts, and do some edge detection w/ a little gray scale noise to make the edges pop a little better

again i'm too busy to do this myself but, i'm very interested to see where this goes

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looks like harambe

What does the turtle shrown have hidden?

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the shroud does contain blood from Jesus H Christ's hand vaginas.


All I see is a counterfeit cotton hackjob photoshop pube loom lookin waste of a blanket.
U ain't fam.

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