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Hi /b/ This is Dan. Dan is trapped inside a computer. Due that,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 225
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Hi /b/

This is Dan. Dan is trapped inside a computer. Due that, he cant do anything but to wait orders from the guy who's using the computer right now.
His objective is try to leave the computer.

Dubs decide what will Dan do
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>>696859217
dan defecates in the recycling bin
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>>696859217
Dan goes into My Computer
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>>696859217
Dan bang his head against the wall!
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Dan opens explorer
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Dan deletes system32
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>>696859217
Eat the recycle bin
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>>696859217

Dan find your cp folder.
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>>696860274
Roll
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Dan recycles himself
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>>696860274
Roll
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Dan opens "My Computer"

Looks clean, nothing more to see... maybe...

Dan is amused how faggot he is; being trapped inside this computer

>dubs decide next step
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>>696860022
winrar
>>
>>696860569
Dan opens Internet Explorer
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>>696860508
Roll
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>>696860569
He eats his hard drive
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>>696860569
>dan finds out this is a new fresh installed virtual windows means no files

dont waste ur time kids
>>
Dan Opens paint and draws a noose for him to hang himself with.
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>>696860569
Dan opens Local Disk C
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dan clicks start
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>>696860809
roll
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>>696860569
Start -> Shutdown
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>>696860790
so it is... 24/05/2012
--
Copy dan to the non-virtual windows
and delete system32
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>>696860855
winrar
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>>696860855

Dan realises that he's not save here
Everytime he does something the computer changes somehow
Dan decides to continue

>dubs next step
>>
>>696861175
>dan finds out op is faggot
>>
>>696861175
Dan clicks shut down
>>
>>696861255
winrar
/thread
>>
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Dan installs gentoo
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>>696861255
rofl
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dan clicks paint and creates clones of himself
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>>696861294
rr
>>
>>696861294
roll
>>
>>696861360
Roll for 9 clones and a giant cock
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>>696861175
Dan will make it. I believe.
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Dan spells Regedit.exe and boots it
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Dan opens Paint and uses it for kill himself.
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>>696861175

Dan realise that OP is a faggot

But he's still not doing nothing

He must elave before something happens...

>dubs next step
>>
>>696861294
Rolling
>>
Dan breaks the computer screen
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Dan goes to google chrome and looks up "RightXD"
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Dan Opens Paint and Draws himself a nice big dick to use.
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Dan enters the Internet through IE
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>>696861294
roll
>>
>>696861294
aaa
>>
dan searches for mp4 files
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Dan opens /b/ on internet explorer and starts posting in this thread
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>>696861677
Here we go.
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>>696861637
Dan ignores these posts, the ones where that one autistic poster tries to get Dan to draw a dick, forever.
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Dan goes to sleep, skipping the next dubs post.
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>>696861677
Do it faggot, show us the pizza
>>
>>696861692
Roll
>>
Dan receives a raging boner
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Dan waits for the screen to change to a Macintosh one and opens Safari
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Dan will take a snap from webcam
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DAN
YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF THERE
THE ANSWER LIES IN THE CONTROL PANEL
IT'S NOT STABLE. GO GO GO
>>
>>696861584
>dan relaizes op is a faggot once again
>>
>>696861175
goes back to my computer and double clicks C:
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>>696862027
>>dan relaizes op is a faggot once again
.
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>>696861677
What the fuck!

This isnt good...
Dan got teleported again to another PC...
Looks like this is... the original one...

Dan is scared, doesnt know what to do...

>dubs decide his future
>>
>>696861900
Winrar
>>
>>696862069
Dan Opens ALL desktop files at the same time
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Insert his dick into the ceiling fan to propell himself out of the screen
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lel
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>>696862144
WinRAR!
>>
>>696860274
roll
>>
>>696862200
bruh
>>
>>696862144
Nice
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>>696862069
Dan opens up league and gifts me a skin "thedenkmagician"
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>>696862200
Waste of dubs.
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>>696859217
Dan eats the start button
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>>696862144
Winrar!
>>
>>696861900
Good one
>>
lul
>>
>>696862069
>doesn't search for mp4 files as told
Dan is now a faggot and is free to die.
>>
hahahahaah
>>
System 32 is deleted.
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Dan becomes a girl with a feminine cock
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DAN RUN
IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME
GET TO THE CONTROL PANEL BEFORE YOU JUMP TO A FUCKING MAC
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Dan eats the wallpaper
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>>696862489
Je bent zelf een lul
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>>696862069
dan sucks his own cock
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Dan kills a minority after finding a handgun.
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>>696862144

Dan opens all desktop files...

Looks like steam isnt opening, and the games also arent executing well...

Maybe if he closes everything...

Dan's still scared...

>dubs decides what to do
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Dan takes a quick fap break, skipping exactly as many dubs posts as needed to get back on track.

This number is four posts.
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>>696862621
roll
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>>696862720
dan eats teh thread
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>>696862621
This.
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dan puts sharpie in pooper
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>>696862720
Dan goes to knowyourmeme.com in search of the escape
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>>696862584
NIGEL SHOUTS AT FREDDY FOR MAKING DAN WORRIED
THEN NIGEL SCREAMS IN TERROR AS HE WATCHES DAN RUN AROUND COMPETELY OBLIVIOUS TO HIM
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>>696862833
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>>696862909
Fucking pedo.
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>>696862909
kek pedo
>>
>>696862909
PEDO
>>
>>696862933
>Dubs
>Request accepted.

>>696862909
Pedo.
>>
>>696862621
>>
>>696862833
WINRAR
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>>696862909
NIGEL SAYS YOUR A PEDO
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Dan changes the system language to russian.
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>>696863051
kys pedo.
>>
>>696862833
>>696862933
winrars
>>
Dan goes into the recycle bin
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Dan changes background to swastikas
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Dan floods the computer with cp and awaits for wins
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Dan downloads cheese pizza
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Dan stares at Nigel in sadness
"He Doesn't Know I can see him"
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Dan deletes System32 after removing his legs.
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Oh shit nigger Tyrone found a gun
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>>696862720
Dan opens Windows to let in some air and clear his cache. Dan escapes through the Windows, accidentally stepping on "Power Off". The end.
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>>696862895
HE ISN'T EVEN LOOKING THIS WAY
IF ONLY WE HAD MORE TIME TO TELL HIM
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>>696862833

Dan decide to give him plasure in order to feel better and forget about the happening...

But where do he found a sharpie?

Dan still thinking about that...

>dubs
>>
Dan /thread's this thread.
>>
Dan calls 911 for help
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Dan is 0.00% mad
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>>696862280
Roll u better delivar dan
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>>696863060
roll
>>
>>696863292
Reroll
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>>696863322
Dan searches "Sharpie transparent" on firefox and downloads it to shove it up his bum.
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>>696863322
Here you go Dan
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Dan stabs Fred with the sharpie
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Dan gobbles stalins cock
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Dan opens Youtube and gives a like to a JB video.
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Dan watches some how to do videos
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Dan starts a lets play channel on youtube
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>>696863302
If only we could get his attention with...
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Dan posts CP ITT
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>>696863322
Dan rapes Fred and makes Nigel watch
>>
>>696863480
Roll
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>>696863576
mein... dapples.....
>>
>>696863292
Seth Rollins
>>
Dan goes to firefox and searches for ''Hot naked pics of Vladimir Putin''
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Dan deletes system32
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NIGEL GIVES DAN A MAGICAL RAINBOW SHARPIE
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>>696863625
>>
Dan puts a sharpie up the pooper
>>
>>696863292
Rolling
>>
>>696859620
Roll for this
>>
>>696863611
winrar
>>
>>696863643
roll
>>
>>696863607
Roll
>>
Dan takes control of the OP's posting and draws himself an escape
>>
>>696863292
Rolll
>>
NIGEL THINKS DUBS ARE A WASTE OF TIME
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NIGEL COLLAPSES AT FRED
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dan jumps into the recycling bin and fucking dies, the end
>>
>>696863292
Rolling for this
>>
>>696863877
winner of the rars
>>
Masturbate to /y/
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Dan closes out all open applications right now, and opens the Control panel.
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>>696864011
Fucking winrar.
>>
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>>696863611
>>696863877

After a long reflexion, Dan knows what to do...

Dan uses all his power to try to take control of the thread...
but before he'll shove up a sharpie in the popper...
You screwed up OP
>>
>>696863733
Winrar
>>
>>696864209
Dan deletes system 32
>>
>>696864209
>not OP
>>
Nigel sees a reply
"FREEDOM! He Shouts!"
Then, Nigel realizes that he needs to escape 4chan in order to meet Dan.
>>
upgrade to windows10
>>
>>696864011
Winrar.
>>
>>696864209
FRED NEEDS TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE SHARPIE IN HIS POOPER TO DRAW THE EXIT AND IF THIS POST IS DUBS THAN ONLY TRIPS WILL LET HIM ACCOMPLISH THIS GOAL
>>
Dan gives away a steam game
>>
>>696863287
get the stick bastard tyrone
>>
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>>696864445
>>
>>696864445
unlucky
>>
>>696864445
>off by 1
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Dan opens control panel and uninstalls himself
>>
>>696859217
Dan opens internet explorer, and goes to 4chan
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FUCK YOU OP, IM IN CHARGE NOW!

GET FUCKED!
>>
>>696864209
Dan puts OP's credit card info in search bar
>>
>>696864549
Rofl what happened to op
>>
>>696864549
>>
>>696863292
>>696864011
WINRAR
>>
Deletes OP system 32 and saves himself to a piece of paper beside his computer, recording and posting that
>>
Dan looks up gay furry porn
>>
I WILL NOT DO MORE ORDERS NOW!

SINCE OP ISNT ANYMORE, I'LL REIGN HERE FOREVER!

LOVE YOU 4CHAN FOR GIVING ME FREEDOM

- Dan
>>
>>696864666
Calm down Satan
>>
>>696864549
THEN POST AN ESCAPE DOOR PLEASE QUICK
>>
>>696864637
Roll
>>
>>696864666
That face when I accidentally got trips
>>
>>696864692
roll
>>
Dan decides to completely ignore any posts that don't start with a "T"
>>
>>696864692
Rolling to see results
>>
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Nigel's best efforts were useless.
Nigel pull's out Dan's handgun and shoots himself.
Goodbye, Nigel.
>>
>>696861294
Roll
>>
>>696864549
Delete system32
>>
>>696864692
roll for this
>>
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>>696864846
Roll
>>
>>696864802
I got trips and dubs asking for more rape stories.
>>
>>696864637
rolling
>>
>>696864882
haha yeah wouldnt that be embarassing haha

im just sticking around to see the shock on everyones faces haha
>>
Dan goes to hentai threads
>>
>>696864959
Yeah but I got Satan trips with out asking for anything
>>
>>696864902
nigel is revived by holy trips
>>
>>696865026
roll
>>
>>696864549
Delete system 32
>>
>>696865086
Nigel is still dead
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>>696864697

OP here, im losing control... this little bastard is going to destroy my PC

Give me courage /b/tards, we need to take over Dan before he does something wrong

I need trips to delete Dan
but if you do Quads i'll get destroyed

GIVE ME YOUR STRENGH 4CHAN, HELP ME
>>
>>696864549
Dan donates op's life savings to charity
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>>
>>696865022
I avoid gay stuff, but this may be an exception if someone rolls that guy
>>
>>696865232
Gay
>>
Dan decides to put my post as the background of the pc.
>>
GUYS

OP LEFT LIKE TEN MINUTES AFTER MAKING THE THREAD
>>
Dan looks up overwatch porn
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>>696865461
>>
quads plz
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Suddenly, Nigger Tyrone comes and rob's the dead body of Nigel.
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>>696865411
kek
>>
>>696865411
>>696865652
I still got dubs doe.
>>
Dan turns 360 degrees and walks away.
>>
>>696866111
Ayyy
>>
gg
>>
The only way to stop him, is to delete the System 32 file. It's his power source!
>>
Dan becomes spiderman
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im not in control...

dan does...

im fighting him, but i cant

help

>trips kills Dan
>quads destroys me

- OP
>>
Jesus op, you just made a cringe thread, you virgin
>>
>>696864902
WTF? NOOOOOOOO. He was supposed to kill a minority D:
>>
I guess the dubs and trips b4 don't count? K
>>
>>696866383
Fuck off Dan
>>
someone find me the six quince
>>
And then, Tyrone proceeds to fuck Nigel's dead body with his infested cock.
>>
>>696866383
Nobody likes you Dan
>>
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>>696866952
Top fucking keks
>>
>>696866952
That filename
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>>696866952
I came twice
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