Cock shock thread.

He just has really tiny hands fam

>>696843130
wow, that's at least 5cm bigger than mine

How big a dick would you have to have to get a reaction like that?

>>696845196
Depends, do you have clever camerawork and tiny hands?

>>696845196
Depends on the person reating. Not the dick. geez.

bump for interest

>>696845196
anything over 7

>>696845196
bump

what sort of reaction would 8 inches get?

>>696846369
That's not that big

>>696846369

Love this one, shes soo sexy and so is he lol ;)

>>696846496
That looks fake..

>>696846601
I know, it makes my mangina all wet ;)

>>696846369
Definitely need the source for this

>>696846924
That's the full thing sadly

>>696844289
so this is trump?

Forest Bump

Donald Bump

I'd bump you so hard

Baby Bump

>>696846924
i strongly agree

>Taking a dump
>Posting a bump

Rip thread </3

>>696846369
>>696846924
tried to find it but it looks like she just disconnects after that :^(

>>696846496
Sauce?

>>696849757
Seconded.

Someone?

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>no girl will ever worship your 6 inch penis

It makes me legit sad that my dick will never produce the kind of reactions seen ITT.
It's not tiny, but it's just a smidge above average at 7 inches long. not sure about girth, but it's not impressive.

>>696846601
>>696846766
Yall niggas gay lol

>>696843130
Nice title, forever new name for instant cocktail wore threads

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>>696849757
>>696850213
What do you mean sauce? It's a recording from omegle. Some guy recorded girls reactions to his cock. The sauce is omegle.

>>696846496
Is there a full vid? Why are all of her reveals cut out?

>>696846496
"holy shit"

kek

Will girls worship my 8 inch cock?

Time for the standard "same 5 to 8 clips from omegle" thread. Nothing new to see here anon's.

>>696850702
thank god someone said so

>>696850702
They probably want the full video/are asking is there one

>>696850954
No. Because you don't have an 8" cock. If you did, you would already know that they would.

>>696851051
anxious virgin with a big dick sadly

>>696851143
age?

>>696851143
don't be anxious, take confidence that you have a big dick

>>696851303
18, starting college in a few months

>>696851437
shit anon, you'll be fine. big cock going into college....you're gonna have the time of your fuckin life. don't be a dumbfag and tie yourself down with a girl though. take your first couple years of college life and fucking enjoy it single.

>>696851766
Danke man. It's just that I lose all my fucking confidence around other people. I like kinda go silent and stop talking. Really fucking hate it and wish I could make it go away.

>>696851939
I was a bit like that. not to the point where it crippled my social life, but outside of my small group of friends i was awkward and shy. College really opened me up and i broke out of my shell. Cheers m8, hope the same happens for you.

>>696851766
as long as he isnt a neckbeard retard, and at least moderately attractive, this

if not, aim for fatties, they love big cocks because they get past their fupas, and they will go for uggos if they are desparate

>>696852199
>>696851766

by the way, respect the double dubs in my last 2 posts.

>>696851939
drink a bit. also get a tinder, yik yak, kik,snapchat, and condoms. dont forget the condoms.

>>696852292
goddamn it man....i wish to hell i had tools like tinder, kik, snapchat when i was in college.....would have been so fuckin easy to get laid.

>>696852481
its just so youre not fucking within your major/friend circle, shit gets awkward fast

>>696852251
Nah im not a neckbeard. Ive been told im pretty decent looking by some people, like old women have stopped me in supermarkets and shit to say i look handsome and respectable, and ive been told i could model, but other people have said im ugly as sin. honestly i dont know.

>>696852292
will do. I don't like to drink though because alcoholism and drug addiction runs in my family

Always the same ass gifs

Get something new you faggots

>>696851051
They love that shit until you try putting it inside. Its not like porn. Theres often blood and its extremely painful, especially when it hits the cervix

>>696853081
ok anon, i think you're gonna have to post self to let /b/ determine

>>696853482
>putting
6 inch master race kek

>>696853482
jealous smallfag detected

>>696853723
Retarded virgin detected.

>>696853081
thats what i said. i had to wrestle with being a low key alcoholic for a bit but i got it under control. you know whats best though man,best luck and wishes and shit.

dont forget the condom. if you dont have a room to yourself get those ceiling command hooks and make a fake canopy out of some tapestries you buy off of amazon. maybe go 2 tapestries thick all around and buy some warm string lights. WARM.. that shits key..

>>696853482
rofl if your girl is actually horny for you their pussy is so wet it slides in easily, there are some exceptions where you need an amount of foreplay though but usually you can just fuck without a problem

>>696853482
im roughly 8 inches, it was only a problem with only one girl ive been with the others loved that shit.

>>696845111
At least you got trips. Checked.

>>696853482
When you hit the back cervix one it sucks for you, two its painful for them. Blowjobs also suck, unless you have a super skinny dick

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>>696855046
oh baby its triple

>>696855109
das tiny

>>696855424
lol

>>696855046
what's the website?

>>696856127
chatroullete a few years ago

>>696856354
oh it looks different nowadays

>>696856462
nice is that you?

>>696845196
some girls don't care even for big dicks like the one in the op

>>696851398
that's a porn star, it's a fake reaction, retard

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>>696856560
yes

>>696856324
That was a land whale.

>>696856673
any more cumshot reactions?

what are some good tags to use? will post any wins

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>>696855109
fake

>>696856878
you're the omegle master, you should know (tell us)

>>696856697
she's bedridden.

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>>696856813
quite few, not my main focus when editing the webms

>>696856969
I've had a lot of fun with feminist, but it does not bode well when you whip the dick out.

>>696857088
Who is that guy? need more. Also how big is his dick?

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>>696855200
and it's fake

>>696857195
any other good tag?

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>>696857229
im only 7 inches

>>696857229
looks to be about 8 inches

>>696857363
you look bigger and you got abs, that's why you score on omegle lmao

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>>696857252
oh

>>696857229
That's you? Damn

How often do you get reactions like that man? Also any tips for omegling?

>>696857088
fucking great tits

>>696845370
So much this. It's just forced perspective. Plus the bottom hand is literally on his balls.

>>696855046
Holy shit that middle girl is hot as fuck

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>>696857727
>find a grill
>get chatty
>ask if she can rate your hotdog
>one thing leads to another if she wanna put the hotdog in the bread

>>696858114
More of this girl??

>>696856660
ya right next thing youre gonna try and tell me is that pro wrestling is fake

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any lurkers?

>>696858703
yep

>>696858703
Ye
You got any more of panty or ass reveals?

>>696858703
i still want to know how you find girls on omegle. i get nothing but dicks

Still here, keep going anon

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>>696858853
i dont remeber what i have in my library, youll just have to see what i dump

Is there any cock shock stuff that isn't omegle and isn't staged pro shoot stuff? Amature/oc home video stuff?

>>696858398
Anon I'd hate to break this to you...

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>>696858929
same, im kinda done with omegle

>tfw 7" dick
Feels good man
>tfw curved & girthy so it's hard to get blowjobs
>tfw cashier makes fun of you for buying magnums or skyns

>>696858703
Ready when you are

ya

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need the rest of this

>>696857459
It's a perspective trick, faggot

For real though anyone can do that, you position the camera at an angle where your body is closer to the camera than you dick is, and only use the hand furthest away from the camera so it looks smaller, making your dick look bigger by comparison.

It's not hard to camwhore on Omegle for chicks, you just gotta know how to do it

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>>696850954
Post a pic right now

>>696859023
I'll be lurking, thanks anon. God's work, man.

>>696859062
>michaelscottnooo.gif

>>696860234
this guy is owning this thread.

>>696855109
damn even the girl from the grudge is a slut nowadays

>>696859718
>mach 5 fap
Jesus fucking christ, is this a ylyl thread?

Hey op can you dropbox or mega your collection?

lurking here

>>696859334
>>696860193
>>696860330
>>696860736
DUUUDE thank you for these

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>>696861084
np

Lurking. These are good.

>>696850585
Pretty sure they know that bro

>>696845196
got that reaction a lot with my thin 7" hah

lots of sluts in those chat rooms

>>696857236
My penis is tiny. Damn.

>>696860736
Do you show them your face? And do you talk to them first or just show your dick?

>>696861711
lmao

>>696861865
want him to wipe your ass too?

>>696850979
>this

Yeah this is impressive, not your cock, it's decent but that you kept these sluts on the line

>>696862101
>those fingers
is he casting an enchantment on his cock? Is he rolling for a d20?

>>696862101
That cock needs a robe and wizard hat.

>>696862223
His keyboard is sticky and he's drying his fingers

>>696862223
lmao

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>>696862223
>>696862270
lol

>>696859307
is there moar?

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>>696846369

isnt that Sally Draper from Mad Men?

>>696860330
You are a lucky man

>>696862539
It's from the only not boring episode of mad men

>>696861807
hot

>>696861950
I mean, I wouldn't say no.

>>696862777
Trips is truth

Hey OP those are all very nice. Like someone said can you mega your shit?

>>696863062
Fuck you, I won't do it. You're gay for asking.

got a 6 in long 6 in fat dick.
beats all your 8 inch pencildicks every day every second.

>>696850549
is that from that awful video game involving devil and a rat?

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What I show on omegle for the girls...gotta ask first so I don't get banned.

Since so many white boys show their cocks they appreciate mine a bit more I assume idk

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>>696863308
6x6? Like a ball?

>>696863308
Dude 6" girth is too much. Have you ever gotten a (good) blowjob?

>>696862500
Ever get one of them to fart for you? That'd be awesome.

>>696843130
Fucking slut pretending when she hard larger up her ass already.

>>696850549
Maybe not worship. But studies have consistently shown that most girls prefer 5-7 inches. Stop being insecure and believing in the internets bullshit.

>>696863728
OP? Ever get one of them to fart?

>>696859394
I know, man I've done it, but don't have the patience to record and edit so i can get attention on /b/.

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>>696864224
>>696863728
Why is this a question?

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>>696864383
Because it's my fetish.

>>696846369
Fucking diamond

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>>696864481
Well that's a not a cool fetish, I'm into sexy Trump girls, you know why? Cause they never fart

>>696865005
F- terrible body

>>696843130
I do this on chat sites to get girls react to how small it is. Most laugh, some feel sorry, and some are brutally mean.

>>696858929
yeah you fap for 4 hours and get one win and she disconnects after how do these guys stay hard is what i want to know is how people stay hard after like 10 dicks in a row i am to soft to look impressive

>>696859127
>MustFeelWonderful
> :c
>tfw shower, but wont fucking grow

>>696865697
the joys of being bi

>>696865808
i am also bi still dont find ugly guys jacking it arousing in any way

>>696858006
hottest omegle clip evah

hate that there's no sound though

>>696865149
Or not...

>>696858404
she thinks it was that one time late at night when she was little buzzed from too much wine...

Not know there was 87,000 horny guys jacking off to her video.

Wonder if she'd get off on knowing??

>>696843130
thats how autists hold their dicks

>>696867342
you couldn't be more jealous. wow.

>>696864863
Hey man, if we can live in a world where it's ok for dudes to like other dudes, then dammit I'm going to enjoy girls farting if that's what I want to do.

>>696867440
Hey, as long as you aren't hurting anyone (unless they're into it lol), then you can do what you want

>>696868116
Thanks for accepting my desire to observe and consume attractive girl's farts.

>>696863624
It's like your body got lightly toasted but your dick got burnt.

better than tinder! plenty of fucking horny girls of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/4cnangals.html

>>696859042
Bump for this

Is 21/22 cm considered above averge? Yes eurofag here dont know the inches and all that

>>696869483
global averge is 15cm / 6 inch

>>696869483
Yeah, pretty big. What about circumference though? Nobody likes a pencil dick

>>696870070
hottest trap tbh :^)

>>696869873
I'm more of a noodle dick myself

>>696869873
Like most euro's ( i think) my Dick is whole kek

>>696870887
Circumference as in how thick it is (girth). Not circumcision

7x6 reporting in for pootie

>>696863624
Might want to get that nasty mole removed

Nigger

>>696869739
global average is 5.1"/13cm, google it
21 is fucking huge.

>>696871022
Oh Well that was retarded of me i guess i have no idea Really buttholes are real challenge though

>>696872299
Must be some real size queens cause I'm 6.5 inches long and 6 inches in girth and girls think my cock is absolutely perfect in size

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>all these small cock manlet tears

>>696872299
pretty sure this was disproved, women cant measure for shit