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What's something you hate about your country? >ausfag

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What's something you hate about your country?

>ausfag

I hate how so many people try to be walking stereotypes attempting to use Aussie slang in every single fucking sentence. Makes people sound like inbred hicks.
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>>696821543
no worries cobber, she's apples
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>>696821543
Ease up turbo
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> aus fag here

Hate the cultural Marxism cancer that is choking this country
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Australian here.

I hate how weak we act to other countries. We eat so much shit and for nothing.
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>>696821543
>Germany

Being the de-facto leader of the EU but doing absolutely nothing with it
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>>696821902
Except New Zealand. New Zealand is our Australia.
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>>696821543
aussie twats
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>>696821543
ausfag here.

hate whiners. just fuck up and get the job done. complaining just makes people think you're a dickhead.
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>>696821943
What about all the migrants? Is it as bad as the Internet would lead up to believe?
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>>696821543
u wot mate?

Don't be a cheeky cunt abou' it mate
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>>696821902

This.

John Howard should have told the truth about US threats against our security if we did not join them in the illegal invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq.
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Someone posted this awhile ago any of you know her?
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>>696822109
They are fucking EVERYWHERE, not necessarily all grubby cunts, but fuck there's a lot.
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>>696822109
Nah.

I live in one of the bigger cities (which are where most of them get sent to) and I havent even seen one. It's mostly fearmongering to get votes I reckon

The big shooting we had recently was actually a nationalist
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>>696821543

Same.

>straya cunt

The truth is most people are very stupid.
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>>696822325
She is from adelaide Australia
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Aussie girls thread?
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>>696822625
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>>696822109

Not really. I think the issues are cause by international students that make the city centres look like provinces of China.

Continual shrinking of the education and research funding pool means universities make up the shortfall by charging internationals huge amounts of money to buy a degree here (but not earn). As a result resources are overwhelmed and local students are effectively deprived of them.
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>>696822325
I know this photo was taken on isle of pines in new calidonia.
if that helps
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anyone contribootin to the ausfag thread?
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>>696823127
I'll contribute but do you have any of a girl named Imagen
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>>696823745
negative. sorry bud, im tryna catch em all
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>>696823127
Do you have any from Melbourne?
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>>696823939
Any of a girl named aimee or ruby?
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>>696821543
+1
>only cunts i've heard greet people with "G'day mate!" are indian immigrants
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>Mexican

Your are taunt as kid to be an asshole under the idiology of "being the mosth Macho" (el mas chingon)
So you have a country full of idiots only looking for their own and doing stupid awfull things to each other like if it was nothing, from stealing money to each other to sell their relatives to the drug dealing bussness.
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>>696824216
Fuck that's shit
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>>696824185
owsitgarn
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>>696824018
negative.
>>696824027
got aimee marsh and aimee Searle
also have ruby rose and ruby soho
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It's not a stereotype to be Australian... It's not inbred either... It's called being Australian... Not an American fag wannabe.
You can always fuck off? We'd be glad for you and all like you to leave
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>>696822625
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>>696821543
USA
We're short 2 carrier groups. USN Submarine force is in decent shape.

Convoluted tax code is wildly inefficient in order to fund the Legal Industry. A festering sore soon to be lanced - OK that's optimistic.

>Trump or Clinton
Weird shit happening that this is our choice. I'll never vote Clinton.
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>>696825475
Lol get fucked mate. Let me guess you support Pauline Hanson? You're also probably also the type of dude who thinks booing Adam Goodes wasn't racist? Correct me if I'm wrong.
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>>696826272
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>>696827877
I love that this is my country. But I'm a positive person.

There are elements of weakness among the population to be dealt with.
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>>696822109
I met a couple of them who seem like backwards dindus, but also a couple who actually studied engineering or computer science.

Shockingly, it appears that refugees are in fact a pretty diverse population just as any other

I think ultimately it will work out fine. Some will be unemployed forever but others will contribute to our aging society.
That is unless we completely fuck up integration and herd them all into suburbs where they can become criminal radicals.

You know, like France did
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>>696828939
>like France did

This so much. People seem to forget in their whole "all Muslims are terrorists" agenda in relation to France that France shot themselves in the foot by placing all Muslims in the same suburbs and creating ghettos. What's happening over there now is there own fault. It's go nothing to do with migrants.
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>>696821543
>Ausfag, SA

All the tiny fairy penguins around my house are called 'little penguins' now, because some cunts in sydney (do they even have fairy penguins?) decided it was offensive to poofs, and decided to change then name, before anyone even made a complaint.

Everytime I hear some bitch call them a 'little penguin' I fuck their day.
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>>696821543
>amerifag
only having coke or pepsi to vote for every four years.
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>>696827609
Nah mate. You've got it all wrong. You don't have to boo Goodesy or support that fuckface ranga Hanson to be 'Strayan. Being 'Strayan is fucking tops. Sure, our internet speed is shit, not mine though I work for telstra and got my shit covered, and most of our flaura and fauna want to kill us and we have a group of fuckwits running the country. But you tell me what's more better than drinking cold beers at the MCG watching a good game of cricket?
If you say anything get the fuck out of the country because even the fucking cab driving Indian immigrant still do it.


STRAYA, get it in ya!
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>>696829308
new fag
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>>696829545
> ▲
▲ ▲

Correction, old fag!
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>>696827609
>You're also probably also the type of dude who thinks booing Adam Goodes wasn't racist? Correct me if I'm wrong.

Yeah no probs cunt, because your ironic strawman bullshit is fucked.

people booed Goodsey because HE was racist.

he got an award that allowed to get him infront of a TV, and the first thing the fuckwit ses is "stop being racist, all of you"

Guess what dipshit? he literally just generalized the entire culture of a country, using a stereotype, a negative stereotype.

Thats literally the definition of being a racist, and also, being a cunt.

If i ever saw that bitch I'd throw a 50cent piece at the cunt and leggit.
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>another ausfag here
Hate the fucking internet, 60+$ for less than 5mbs i live in a major city and its still horse arse
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>>696821543
fuck off you fucking shit cunt
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>>696829841
I honestly don't have a problem with our internet. Can somebody explain to me what I'm missing out on?
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>>696823127
any from Port Macquarie 2444?
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6056 wat cunt
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>>696829894
Apparently korean internet is like 10 times faster than our NBN, so the yanks (80 of the US is still using copper) like to make fun it.

just let them, it cheers them up, and they're having a pretty shit time atm with their elections, schooling, and cuisine.
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>>696821543
niggers
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>>696821543
>ausfag
I can't stand how soft some of our talkshow hosts, especially ABC, are on controversial topics.
>Fucking Kochie
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>>696829894
We pay a lot compared to other countries. And our download rate and cap are much lower than them, it's mainly cuz of the population being so stretched out over Australia so government cbf upping that shit cuz of the cost
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>>696830102

Old mate Karl is where it's at
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>>696830102
It's better than some cunt like Andrew Bolt. I'd love to King hit that prick.
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>>696830320
I want to step on his throat, lean down, and pull that disgusting fucking wart off his face.
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Melbourne is the worst for stereotypes. Each day in this city makes me want to kill a lot of people.
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>>696830405
shes going to get coon warts on her ass now.
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>>696823127

Dude do us a favour and upload the ZIP? Will love you long time if you do? :)
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Norway
Our socialist/leftist attitudes
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>>696830491
I pretended to play Pokémon go for that.
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>>696821543
>Amerifag

We're the fucking "world police" and we have our god damn fingers in EVERYTHING. We are likely directly or indirectly responsible for every major global conflict of the last 100 fucking years. We think our shit doesn't stink and we are on of the most hypocritical land masses on the face of the earth.

Plus the average IQ is like 90 and we've all been so dumbed down and fattened up and divided against each other that we're just running around with our fucking heads on fire trying to kill each other while the people who pull the strings shove their fists further up our asses and sell our country to the highest bidder.
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>>696830405
MOAR
>seriously got any more bro?
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>>696822325
I know her, but I'm not helping someone stupid enough to screenshot a photo instead of saving it
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> ausfag
> childhood in aus was great
> all gone to shit now
So basically everything I guess.
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>>696830681
>Plus the average IQ is like 90

The average IQ of people is 100. Might want to checkout what 'IQ' means, its usually a question on IQ tests.
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>>696830697
No, but planning on taking that tram again there were heaps of sluts like her on it after 4
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>>696830405
You bloody legend
>good on ya mate
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>>696821543

Everyone under the age of 24 is either a roided out moron or quickly burning out slut who spends 80% of their pay on fake tan...we live in fucking Australia, why do you need tan from a bottle?
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>>696823127
Are there more?

Emma misfud pls
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>>696830842
I'm on the tram pretty much every weekday and I've never seen a chick with barely anything covering her ass. Fuck.
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>>696829090
>there own fault
>there

of course it has to do with immigrants and most of all it had to do with islam. Muslims all immigrated to france so yes it has a fucking lot to do with immigrants, maybe not only the recent ones but france was too weak and "tolerant" too long and that's indirectly their fault but directly the fault of muslims
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>>696830842
coincidentally that's the same time underage schoolchildren are on their way home from school. you can usually recognise them by standardized clothing called 'uniforms'

By they way, if I saw you taking a creep shot of a kid, razor across the face.
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>>696830832
He said "like" you condescending twat, he wasn't trying to be precise
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>>696830985
I use fake tan but I'm from Melbourne.
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>>696831025
Let me guess it's because you're on trams north of the Yarra?
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>>696829144
see America and then slowly realise that their political correctness poison is slowly seeping into our society. how fucking depressing.
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>>696831107

>Not living in glorious QLD

there's you problem friend
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>>696831096

there is a significant difference between IQ's of 90 and 100
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>>696831054
Bullshit. France hasn't been tolerant at all. Much less tolerant than any other western nation. They fucked themselves in the ass by placing them in low income suburbs which later became ghettos. Islam is definitely a contributing factor but France's laughable integration policies are the reason for THEIR latest terror attacks.
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>>696831168
I don't get why Queenslanders are so proud of being imbred
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>>696831061
>razor across the face.

you must be 40+ All my dads mates at the pub have razor face stories. why not just punch someone like a normal bloke?
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>>696831136
Nah CBD Melb Uni area.
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>>696822065
Its okay to bitch about it.
But bitch about it while you're fucking doing it.
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>>696831061
>edgy
Your threats are meaningless here newfag...
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>>696826272
Man, as an Ausfag I'm curious, do you look at the upcoming election in dread? It seems as though you've got a choice of Republishit or Demoshit.
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>>696821543
have you ever been outside faggot? The only aussie slang that I really hear off 4chan is mate I never hear people under 40 say anything like sheila or shit like that.
Also, I hate the fucking chinks that are everywhere, I swear soon we're goin to be called the peoples republic of australia
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>>696831314
Yeah girls are way more slutty other side of the river.
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>>696822325
>uTorrent
kill yourself
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>>696831578
Heh, not even sure how many TB I've moved with Utorrent
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>>696829308
>cricket
its winter fuckhead
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>>696831500
Dude have you ever looked at a fucking map of the world as seen where Australia is relation to the "chink" countries? Are you fucking retarded? I'm surprised we're still a predominantly white country frankly.
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>>696831731
>I spose that's why we're not playing in Sri Lanka right now.
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>>696822325
yeh her name's ruby
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>>696824216
You were raised in a ranch or a shitty little town then, cuate.
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>>696830118
I thought it was because a lot of overseas companies that laid down the network infrastructure went bust. Said infrastructure got sold for peanuts so the current companies are not trying to claw back the initial outlay. In Australia we have Telstra.....
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>>696830405
this. melbourne is cancer
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>>696831500
I've given it a lot of thought, and I don't mind chinks anymore.

now hear me out;

If muslim immigration continues at the current rate in Euro, and Muslims breed at the current rate in Euro, eventually they will have the numbers to start electing muslim cunts into their parliaments. thats the beginning of the end.

meanwhile, here in Australia, we have all these gooks coming in, with high birthrates (why dont white people have large familiess anymore?), and heres the bonus, they hate Muslims. some Asains are even Christians.

Chinks are going to end up being a giant buffer, that ensures muslims never reach high enough % of the population in order to start changing out laws.

I suppose Indians also have large familys and could help, but they're some serious fuckwits, and theyre filthy cunts.

yeah, asains are OK, but i still wouldnt fuck one.
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>>696831107
im in melbourne (geelong actually but close enough) and I have god tier tan from this thing called a job basically I go outside when its still dark and I lift heavy things until the sun goes back down and then I go to sleep and start over again the next day.
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>>696821543
Completely agree, fucking cringe whenever i scroll past an Aussie thread
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>>696831301
clearly you've never had 5 cunts punchin into you at once...
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>>696829308
Get off centrelink you faggot.
>work for Telstra
>work for dole janitor
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>Holland

The self-righteousness of the Dutch is a pain in the arse. They may have been a superior force some 400 years ago, but now they're a bunch of betafags who claim they are King themselves. Also generally lazy people.
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>>696831500
Lol @ chink. Asians are the least of this countries problems.
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>>696831961
it doesnt really matter if the chinks hate the muzzies, our media has become so cucked even if we started having weekly terrorist attacks like europe the media would defend them till the death. Just look at the reaction to sonia krueger even mentioning immigration in a way not conforming to the narrative of: BE NICE 2 DA BROWN PEEPLZ
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>>696832082
>>696831301
>>696831061

if you have a razor between your fingers, you can just slide it across someones cheek like your brushing their face (eg as you walk past to step off the train)

It doesn't hurt, it just stings a little, and it doesn't bleed for a good 5-10 seconds. other passengers dont know what the fuck is happening.

If you punch a cunt every white knight will jump up to throw a punch, and you wont be able to say 'hes a nonce, he just snapped that kids ass', hed be knocked out before half that was said.

yeah razors are great, i think it's an older dude thing tho, old skin heads.
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>>696831524
Can confirm. Have lived in St Kilda. Girls are slutty in this area. But I guess it's because the high % of tourists here
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>>696829914
used to, moved to Newcastle a year ago
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>>696832413
fuck mate post them if theres any left
keen to see if any gangas i know have some nudes around
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>>696831990
Is your name Damo, have a tribal tatt, wear footy shorts 95% of the time and wear white sunglasses?
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>>696832155
>>696832244
>>696832322
fucking. Chekd.
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>>696831961
We don't have a Muslim problem and never will. Muslims that are here have integrated fine. The only problem we have in regards to migrants are Africans. Sudanese are fucking up the inner suburbs of Melbourne really bad. If it continues at the rate that it does I'm expecting Cronulla type riots.
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>>696830630
No you didn't, old picture you coon
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>>696823127
>Bethboomboom
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>>696831990
Not all of us are illiterate tradies you yobbo cunt
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>>696829914
No, but I was there the weekend before if that counts
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>>696832460
First name?
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>>696832544
>not all of us are illiterate tradies you yobbo cunt
>not all of us are men.
Fixed it for you.
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>>696832544
Yeah, some of us are perfectly literate.
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>>696832479
here in Adelaide Sudanese kids ran up our main street in the city (king William) stabbing each other, and one dies right outside the immigration building.

They love stabbing eachother, saw 20 of them having a go in a side street of rundle street.

wouldn't be surprised if they fix the problem themselves.
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>>696832155
The dutch could have acatully settled Australia. They landed on Western Australia before the Brits. But left because it was to dry. Little did they no that the land was filled with gold. Dumb cunts.
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>>696832389
I live port Melbourne area bout 2 min walk from the beach. As long as the sun's out, sluts are out. Gonna be "playing Pokémon go" if you know whadimean.
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Australia fucking sucks.
Aboriginals are a scourge and a waste of time and money. They should of been wiped out when whites invaded
People sound like the fucking idiots that they are
>Going down to the footy on sat-dy mate
Justice system fucking sucks, everything is a suspended sentence
Kids are arrogant cunts because nanny state
Vic police pursuit policy is a joke
>Can't chase anyone unless they used a firearm for a crime.
Can't have fun.
Airsoft is illegal, paintball is expensive as fuck, guns are a pain in the ass to get and prohibitively expensive, computer parts cost 10x what they do elsewhere.
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>>696832634
No one in particular, just anyone from the area
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>>696821543
>Australia
I hate that we haven't legalized same sex marriage yet, what the fuck Australia we're supposed to be first world
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>>696832497
>buthowcanyaproveitbro
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>>696832463
You literally just described every Australian bogan under 30.
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>>696832825
What's yours /b/ro
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>>696832837
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>>696832837
>>>/tumblr/

and off you go...
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>>696832795
>being aboriginal
>knowing im going to go further in life than you will
>knowing you're going to rage at the very thought of this
>feelsgoodmane.jpeg

stay mad mate
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>>696832544
>illiterate tradies

thats right, some of you are very well spoken, with your 30k HECs debts, Humanity degrees and nice dry job at a desk in a telemarketing office.

I'm 30 and own a house and this weekend im going to play on my jetskis at my houseboat at Mannum.

You jelly cunt? or is there some fancier word you'd like to use?
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>>696832463
You forgot the UNIT and southern cross stickers on their Commodore
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>>696832904
Im not giving out my name, but ill say that i went to the private school where most of the rich faggots went to
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>>696832713
>Gold
>Uranium
>Iron ore out the whazoo
>Abbos
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>>696821543
>Makes people sound like inbred hicks

That's because you guys are inbred hicks.
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>>696832962
>being aboriginal
>knowing im going to go further in life

might want to double check your expected life span compared to a white fella there kiddo.
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>>696821543
I agree completely these cunts are try hard as fuck
>>696821691
shut the fuck up hey
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>>696832969
>I'm 30 and own a house
>still use 4chan
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>>696832962
An aboriginal going anywhere but jail or spending his life sniffing petrol?
Good on you.
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>>696833098
I'm 48 and own a house.

where did you pick up the idea that 4chan was made for children?

9gags that way child ---->
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Bullfighting.
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>>696832969
Fuck people for getting an education and a decent job rather than back breaking labour work amirite?
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>>696833041
Ah well, went to Westport. Here have an ex girlfriend.
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>>696833185
>where did you pick up the idea that 4chan was made for children?
Maybe the fact that it was made by a teenage weeb social outcast kissless virgin faggot?
>>>/reddit/
aaaaaand off you go newchild.
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>>696833333
QUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUINTSS
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>>696833333
Holy fuck ass of Quinns
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>>696833226
I like the people that go to university, get a HECS debt and then get a customer service/hospitality job when they finish.
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Has anyone got the nudes they could drop?
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I hate that hilLIARy isn't in prison. And sjws
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>>696833333
c h e c k e d
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>>696833185
>Old fag
Just fucking drop dead already you're over half way it's all downhill from here on, you're on 4chan ffs, shows how fucking awesome your life turned out at 48 you dusty old fuck.
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>>696821543

Abbos!
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>>696833453
I dont give a shit that i throw tiles for a living, I'm going to be able to retire when I'm 40, and drink beers on my porch for the next 40 after that.
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>>696833453
Yup and tradies who are crippled at 40 because they've working shit jobs since they were 16 seems like a good life. I'll call on you when toilet doesn't flush properly. Maybe you could fix it ;)
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>>696831731
I prefer cricket over AFL/NRL.
>#408
>63N/O
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>>696823127
Cassie Greentree, Anakayla Stevenson and Essence Clemence?
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>>696833333
>QUINT5
>definitely his ex
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>NSW
>No jobs
>Govt firmly up is own ass not doing anything about nothing.
???

What else can i say.

Shit time to be anyone but a rich boomer
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>>696826272
>Trump or Clinton

Also US here. This election is the worst episodes pile of shit I've seen

A troll that we can't take seriously.

A criminal that leaves dead and suffering in her wake. BLM. Political corruption. What hasn't the woman done?
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>>696833712
>muh boomer blame
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>>696833605

lel shut up Unifag
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>>696832086
Mate. I have full time employment and all the benefits it brings. Enjoy mooching off Centrelink for the rest of your life
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>>696833764
How old are you ?

25 here
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>>696833750
You forgot the best part.

Whe she was a laywer still she got a child rapist free from jail, and then laughed about how easy it was, all caught on hidden tape.
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>>696833601
Because sinking cheap ass tasteless beer on a porch for 40 years doesn't get old after a week...
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>>696833605
>crippled at 40
lel clearly what ever pathetic tradies you know are just piss weak.
My dads like 60 or some shit and he still works 12 hours a day 6 days a week just for something to do.
He literally retired, bought a house, renovated said house, bought a rusted out torana shell, restored said torana shell. Got fucking bored and went back to work 8 months after retiring. Have fun getting fatter and fatter sitting at your desk slowly losing your hair and being berated by your wife for your tiny dick until the day you work up the courage to stick a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger with your toes.
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>>696833889
33
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>>696833659
Whatever m8
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>>696833333
i went to scas
who is the bitty, or what year did she graduate?
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>>696833913
ohnoes, muh 4chan was meant to be for fellow children, I am upset now

you must all be loosers.
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>>696831271
Implying that if France had closed its borders and kicked out everyone of the goat fuckers they would still have had an attck.
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>>696833908

Sounds like your dad just needs a hobby
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>>696833605
Seems a better option than eating a bullet due to 9-5 depression anon
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>>696834034
This
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>>696833913
boomer hater here

You're On the tail of Gen Y

Basically a Gen X

Die
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>>696833986
>loosers
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>>696823127
Any townsville ones plox
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>>696821543
Everyone thinks they are a cop
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>>696821543
I read that with an Aussie accent... It made me giggle
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>>696834034
9-5 depression is a myth.
If you apply yourself and have a decent social life no fucks are given.
It's all about the little things and medication. Lots of medication.
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>>696821543
As an Australian who lives in the country we talk in slang all the time to each other without even realizing
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>>696829162
Shit Nigga, I was getting hard getting ready to vote for RC Cola. Now I'm limp because it's back to Pepsi or Coke.
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>>696833825
>Mate
>Begins sentence with mate
>Trying to convince anons that he's employed
I think you're just trying to convince yourself.
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>>696826272
Vote Clinton! She has a twat!
Pic unrelated. I like cannons
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>>696833908
>being this triggered
Your father obviously hates his family and his fat ugly wife. Why else does he want to work all the time?
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>>696833976
She went to port high. That's all I'm saying.
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>>696834120
Worldwide statistics would disagree
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>>696834074
Thankyou anon, nicest thing anyone on /b/ has said to me
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>>696821543
>be american
>go to aussieland few times for work
>meh country in general
>then go to NZ
>wtf is a kiwi
>meet girl that finds my ignorance of kiwi-isms cute in Christchurch
>8/10 on a bad day
>spend day on beach with friends
>walk along beach with a full moon
>fuck on beach
>fuck again on beach
>find a show and hurl it back from whence it came
>fuck again on beach
>accidentally let slip once during coitus that i want to plant a baby in her
>she says 'do it'
>this ones a keeper
>take her back to US with me, go to see her folks twice a year
>NZ is prolly best country on the planet
>no rabid liberalism like the West
>no rabid political correctness
>black people in NZ are just people with dark skin instead of niggers
>hospitality reminds of the US South
>all the rights and freedoms of the US
>firearms are technically illegal but no one seems to give a fuck if you own one
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>>696833949
What was it like fucking a prepubescent little boy?
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>>696823127
Bronte mark?
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>>696834285
yeah well you know who uses statistics? poof tradies.

get a real job
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>>696834034
Kek any reputable (do you know what that means matey?) tradie works longer than 9-5. I've yet to meet a tradesmen who likes their job. They just fell into because they've got no other actual life skills.
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Ausfag who grew on the central coast.

I fucking hate those from the cities who act like pretentious cunts. They spend all their money on the latest clothes and act like they are all models making 7 figures or something.

When in reality they are poor as fuck and will never do more then rent.

I am so happy i got my degree in construction management so i don't have to deal with pretentious faggots all day trying to act like they something they are not.
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>>696834251
saying the year doesn't give anything away, just want to know if she is near my age/demographic group
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>>696834166
I don't need to convince anyone. That would be disingenuous to those I've belittled.
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>>696834120
doctors, scientists, dentists, lawyers, veterinarians, and pharmacists are all in the top 10 jobs for suicide rates....
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>>696834470
The bit you're missing is work, as in physical work is an anti depressant, they don't like their jobs but they don't fall into pits of depression like over stressed white collar workers. Tradies also get to leave their job at work.
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>>696834379
8/10. Took virginity. Left as friends.
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>>696833892
Yes! I did forget that.

She chooses to bring dead dindu's patents on stage to cry about how they baby got killed because he was committing a crime.
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>>696834420
This
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>>696834601
Man, I feel for Vets.
>become vet for the love of animals
>spend life executing sick animals
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>>696822452

you've never seen a migrant and you live in one of the bigger cities? youve got to be fucking kidding me
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>>696834249
because for many real, working men when they retire they just die, I have known so many blokes who are as healthy as a horse then they retire and because they've been working with their hands their whole lives they just wait to die because they've got nothing to do.
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>>696834539
Central Coast?
Lemme guess Erina or Terrigal?
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>>696834670
like go outside then cunt
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>>696834554
She's 19
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>>696834733
woy woy buz
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>>696833949
That's a meaty old clit.
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I fucking love this thread.
>Straya
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>>696834729
Your dad should probably just kill himself. Get it over with.
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>>696834796
Deepwater ftw!
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>>696834669
tis a vicious cycle.
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>>696822109
>>696826272
>I'll never vote Clinton
Then you best fucking vote for Johnson
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Dudes can someone link the massive nudes folder
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>>696834779
i might know her. any other hints?
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>>696834106
This. So much of this. Keyboard cops. Fuck them. My whole family is made up of leos from around the country. None of these that waffles get it right.
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>Ctrl+F: Canada
>Phrase not found
>mfw

It's too cold in the winter. -30 Celsius is not fun.
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>>696834616
>physical work
You mean like exercise? How about you go to a gym you lazy cunt? I go to Uni five days a week and still have time for my gf, job and gym. That's hard work you spastic cunt.
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>>696834833
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>>696834809
Sure is, pussy is pussy and ass is ass.
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I don't like that my country is the western epicenter of science denial.
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>>696834917
If I wanted you to know her I would have just said her name.
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>>696834968
have you tried jizzing outside when it's that cold?
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>>696834909
I will support Johnson when his numbers start catch up. Until then, not Hitlery.
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>>696834914
its a scam mate, are you a newfag or what.

1. post list of chicks
2. sockpuppets and newfags ask for pics
3. lots of pics posted
4. OP ses he has to leave early for work, hell put the rest of pictures in dropbox
5. dumbcunts dl the dropbox and trojan.
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ITT aussie bitches bitching at other aussie bitches... aussie bitches are ruining this country
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>>696835159
gee, thanks for this information!
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>>696821543
I hate when cunts think that I'm putting on the shit that I say, not my fault I grew up pretty bogan it just fucking rubs off on you you know
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>>696823127
Ellen musk townsville nudes folder plz
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>>696835172
Yeah not gonna lie, horny newfag
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>>696835243
only thing that rubbed off on you, was your dad, on camping trips.

you giant poof.
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>>696822109
I fucking hate these Sudanese fucks that give 0 fucks for our laws and chimp out whenever they get the chance.
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>>696835243
Fuck off dickhead get an education and actually gain a respectable vocabulary.
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>>696835159
Wow. Three different STDs in one picture. Herpes. Chlamydia. Gonorrhea. I'm proud of you dickless. Just proud.
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>>696835407
welcome to the western suburbs
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>>696835159
Thanks anon.
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>>696835443
They've fucked Melton. Not that Melton wasn't already fucked.
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Australian here, hate most of the fucktards that inhabit this country. Bunch of lazy, entitled, narrow minded idiots.
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>>696834324
Lol harden the fuck up
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>>696834987
>You mean like exercise?
Work is generally a paid activity anon
>How about you go to a gym you lazy cunt?
Or you could get paid to do it instead
>I go to Uni
Because this wasn't clear from your first post
>mfw
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>>696835414
Nah they clean, never fucked the one on the right though...
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>>696834539
Lol madcunt

Coffsfag here i roadrage cunts evey day
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>>696835544
Shovelling someone else shit isn't work no matter how you paint it.
>i don't need no gym I'm a chippy
Fuck off you absolute fucking spastic. You and your tradie mates probably jerk each other off between jobs you fucking poofs.
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>>696835523
So I'm supposed to be angry someone told me to die rather than mildly amused?
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>>696835080
>implying i wont just share the nudez until someone identifies her
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>>696835716
Who said anything about being angry?

You afraid of death anon?
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>>696835697
Life must be hard for you anon. It's not going to get any easier when you leave your school blankey behind.
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>>696821543
New Zealanders often do the same.
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>>696831271
It's more to do with the Sykes-Picot agreement. That's why France are in the crosshairs... They are paying for their colonial past and the suffering they have caused throughout it.
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>>696835884
Clearly
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>>696831500
Mate ain't Ozzy mate, it's fucking Britbong slang mate.
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>>696836003
Clearly a typical Gen X
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>>696831500
cunt, i still hear cobbah all the time
how bout you get the fuck outta vegan melbourne for a while and spend time with some real men
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>>696836117
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>>696821543
> gerfag
Anyone right of left is a Nazi ...
No way that there's something in between
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Ausfag

Karl stefanovic said tranny on some morning show and tumblrcunts crawled out of the woodwork. Ooh you can't say tr*nny it's 2016.
Fuck up, I'm trans mtf (exactly the type out person the joke was about) and I laughed with him. I thought Aussies weren't bitches.
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>>696836212
Agreed, Melbourners are high strung faggots that think their shit doesn't stink. FNQ ere' cob.
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>>696836304
you could seriously do with a few more nazis atm mate, youre ending up a country of massive cucks.
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>>696836357
i know right
its fuckin changed mate
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>>696836357
>Ausfag

then stop pretending to be a Yank.

Your a dragqueen, not a tranny.
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>>696835800
Good point. No more.
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>>696836633
smart kid
anyways im probably in your cohort, so if i had the name 90% i would probably know her

also you went to westport did you graduate with last years cohort or the year before. I have a few mates there and you might know some of them
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>>696830405
If you hate it, just move
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>>696836598
How the fuck am I pretending to be a Yank?
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>>696836633
>Checked yo
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>>696836425
We could do with a few more right wing politicians that do not subscribe to Nazi ideals.
You know, limit the amount of refugees because of actual reasons and not fear mongering and racism.
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>>696821543
fair cop, digger.
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>>696835159
Cheers cunt
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>>696836906
Tranny = Dragqueen = Trans

anyways i agree with yas fuck the tumblrcutns
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>>696835325
kek
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>>696836847
You can name a few and I'll tell you if I know them or not. Don't particularly want to reveal shit
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>>696835159
Can anyone confirm?
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>>696821943
Sure u flood europe with fucking mudslimes. You invited them and now u want to spread them over all of europe.

Just like migrants you send to austria because they came over their border and you dont want them.

But if they want to close the border you are the first who cry muh schengen.
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>>696835159
wow thank so much
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>>696827609
t. Self-loathing leftist
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>>696821543
>aus fag
>everytime I go to Sydney it's like I've been teleported to fucking china
>Asians
>Fucking
>Everywhere

>my favourite city has turned into a fucking gathering of gooks
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Ausfag here.
Our gun laws are fucking retarded.
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