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You're drunk and have to piss. Roll for your aim

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You're drunk and have to piss. Roll for your aim
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Unzips
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4 master race
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>>696819499
woah there
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>>696820822
ez
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8, 4 or 5
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>>696819499
Roll
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rollz
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>>696820990
grrdammit
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rll
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rollo
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>>696819499
ey malla
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WOOOOOOOHUUUUUUU
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lets go
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>>696819499
nice
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Roll
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9, fornicate the constabulary
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>>696819499
Ayy
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>>696819499
fuck that handle
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got it. Watch me do it, niggers
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Made it
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>>696819499
Trips and I piss on kakarot
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Rolling.
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rollo
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>>696819499
Give me the sink
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wew
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gimme a 2
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check em
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מגלגל
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Gimme dat 2
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Let's rollout
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>>696823289
reroll
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>>696819499
Taking a shit!
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easy dubs check em
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Ok man c-concentrate!
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>>696819499
im not drunk.
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rolls
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>>696819499
>>696823632

Awh, Fuck!.
Alright, at least let my piss hit.
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rollo
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>>696819499
dammit
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My aim is god like
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>Sniper
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r0ll
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I never miss
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2 get
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>>696823787
Dear God... I think I need to puke.
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>>696822555
we just gonna ignore this or
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Krim Gittens
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Come on 2
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DONUT PAT ANGRILY LOOKS AT MY DUBS
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pineapple
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re-roll 2
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>>696824183
REROLL
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>>696819499
Tell
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>>696819499
fuck off
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Yeah
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>>696819499
roll
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roooolll
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They call me katpiss
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Hips roll
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I got this shit!
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>>696819499
What do I get for trips?
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>>696819499
pp in da loo
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never missed a drunk piss in my life...
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Ill take a drunken pic too
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Rewl
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>>696819499
Leggo m8
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Piss
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Roll
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dubs coming through
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Unzip, close 1 eye and fire
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>>696819499
unzip
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>>696819499
Ha, roll
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>>696819499
I'm drunk I'm always Australian
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>>696824997
Oh no that's the worst place to clean
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>>696819499
Reality is, it would be somewhere between 4 and 8. I tend to aim a tad high when drunk.
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aiming...
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Rln
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>>696819499
blasting it with piss
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>>696819499
Rollex
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Always the wall, no exceptions
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Rell
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>>696825644
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, APPARENTLY I HAVE SNIPER AI-
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>>696819499
on the right side of the wall dude, like any normal sober person would.
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peeeeepeeeeeee
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>>696825695
How about the lid; enjoy the splashback
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>>696819499
I have a vagina so this'll be extra difficult
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release the beast
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>>696819499
tits
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>>696825917
yea about right
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do it
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>>696825866
It all about controlling your dick boys all about control
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How about sitting down to pee instead of super soaking the batroom?
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>>696825784
tits or GTFO
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I've got this one guys
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>>696819499
i never miss no matter how drunk i am
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>>696825987
what are you, fucking gay?
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>>696819499
Yo
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>>696819499
I'm rolling for 9. That means I don't even make it to the stall and end up whipping it out and peeing on the bloke washing his hands in the sink.
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>>696819499
roll
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>>696826187
close nuff'
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>>696819499
Roll
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>>696825986
Says the bloke who couldn't even get it in the bowl.

fug off skrub
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I'm never drunk because i don't drink.
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roll
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>>696826350
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My aim is true.
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>>696819499
lolroll
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>>696819499
What if I roll trips?
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>>696819499
5get
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>>696819499
I always roll dubs. Check em
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Who's so drunk you piss on the wall only?
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>>696826549
Tolet ecsploads
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>>696826350
Reported, underage
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>>696826549
dookie in your pants
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>>696819499

Time to piss all over the wall
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This is how you make pho right
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>>696826263
i got dub jackass i replying to my post
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No in your pants option?
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>>696826582
you mean you've never been that drunk? live a little, dude
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>>696819499
Twice on the wall
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piss
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Rolli Polli
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I never miss
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>>696826877
Check em
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Please don't miss holy fuck
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im doing it
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Last two decide where my split-stream goes
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Pissy pissy I'm no sissy
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>>696819499
ok
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geyser
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>>696827574
I'd love to suck his tiny cock.
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>>696827711
im fucking global elite kek
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>>696819499
rollerino 4 penorino
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accurate af
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7 get
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rll
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>>696819499
Go
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>>696827739
Hmmm, it is usually 1.
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Ez
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>>696819499
Dubs are for fags.
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Lemme get dem dub 2'sss
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>>696819499
rowlinout
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>>696827965
If Im drunk. this is acceptable to me.
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Pizz
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I sit down
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Rollll
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>>696828022
Your fucking pissing me...
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rolllllll
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Rolling for 2. Fuck the next guy
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>>696828293
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah
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>>696819499
Roll
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>>696819499
Roll for 2
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roll
rəʊl/Submit
verb
1.
move in a particular direction by turning over and over on an axis.
"the car rolled down into a ditch"
synonyms: turn round and round, go round and round, turn over and over, spin, rotate; bowl
"the empty bottle rolled down the pavement"
2.
(of a vehicle) move or run on wheels.
"the van was rolling along the lane"
synonyms: travel, go, move, pass, cruise, be carried, be conveyed, sweep
"we rolled past endless rows of shacks"
noun
1.
a cylinder formed by winding flexible material around a tube or by turning it over and over on itself without folding.
"a roll of carpet"
synonyms: cylinder, tube, scroll; More
2.
a movement in which someone or something turns or is turned over on itself.
"a roll of the dice"
synonyms: throw, toss; More
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Let me just take a shit.....
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Rollin
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Kool
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>>696819499
fuck. alright i got this
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Fuck you
DUBS
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Why not simply sit down? Especially if at home.
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rawwl
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>>696819499
Roll
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>>696819499
aiming for 8 cuz of less noice
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>>696819499
I sit, gib dubs
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>>696820822
Dude, watch it
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>>696819499
Roll, btw nice aim. You must be able to take a drink
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>>696821154
I love you chin chin

Chin chin Isa otaku Mesa schen
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>>696830044
oh shit
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pro shit
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Check my glorious dubs
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*unzips* lets do this
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ROLLERINO KEKERINO
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PSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHTT
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Unzips
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rowrll
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Usually when i'm drunk i go on 4
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rollerino
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rollolololol
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where is toilette?
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>>696819499
roll
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Im sober
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>>696819499
rolling for taco bell spray at 5
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>>696819499
Here goes nothing
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rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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Henry Rollings
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Pow nigger
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>>696819499
Rooollll
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>>696819499
roll out
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>>696820933
Rolls dubs, falls in toilet
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Hold my beer I'm pissing
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>>696819499
piss, piss everywhere
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>>696824502
Rerooooolll
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>>696819499
No time to aim, lads
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>>696824502
Reroll
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I usually sit down and fall asleep. Can't do anything about it anD the leg pain is beyond human when waking up.
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>>696831722
>>696831733
>>696831800
Three dubs in a row cool
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Rollying
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I got this
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>>696819499
let me see
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>>696831930
plus special dubs 18-18

>>696831818
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>>696819499
9 or 2
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best roll yet
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Rolling for the bowl!
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>>696819499
nice roll
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shit
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Rolllllllll
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Im gonna hit a wall
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Mfw /b/ is a pissing contest
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dhz
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sdgszdg
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>>696819499
Blblbl
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>>696819499
ROLLLLL
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scream, aim, fire!
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>>696819499
Fuck this, I'll just piss in my pants.
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rtd
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>>696819499
Pee
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rolando rolas
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rolllllingggg
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1 please
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>>696819499
rolling
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>>696819499
Roll
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Unzips
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rolling to act it out
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>>696819499
I never miss
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>>696819499
6 is easily worst since it splashes back on you
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>>696819499
cheekybreeki
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>>696819499
yay
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>>696819499
Roll
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raf
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>>696819499
hoping to wait 1 more week with the cleaning..
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>>696819499
rollan
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>>696819499
o
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>>696819499
roll
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