Which Pokemon Go team is the most cancerous?
As cancerous as all the memes are about Valor, they're legit - Almost every single person I've met on Valor has been a cunt.
>"OOH YOU'RE ON TEAM "MISTAKE"?
>Make the right choice, choose valor
>Pass me my doritos and mountain dew
Most of the people I meet on Mystic and Instinct are pretty cool. I'm a Valor personally but I chose that right at the beginning and didn't realize how shitty everyone would be. When I ask others what team they're on and I respond that I'm from Valor, they're usually really cool with it and are happy with the rivalry as long as you're not a douche about it.
Then right down the road I can hear someone being like "WHAT, YOU'RE NOT ON VALOR? FUCKING SCRUB"
>When I go to a convention
Well theres your problem, anon.
Couldn't be more wrong.
the fact that everyone is shitting on valor and almost nobody from valor is posting tells you who the real cancer is
I'd say valor and mystic are on par.
My friends are trying to force me to be on mystic, but I wanted to join instinct since before the game came out.
Everyone bashes instinct, but I really like the community.
Also, I don't have a phone so I haven't started playing yet.
Insticts all think they're special snowflakes. I'm on Valor, most other Valors I hang with are extremely cool. It only gets silly when more than like 3-4 Mystics come around, then you can feel the rivalry. As long as it's 1-2 Mystics/Insticts, they're welcome to chill with us and share our beer.
How the fuck is it that you people agree on this? And why do all the Normies in my Normie socmed agree? Is there some kind of meet up place where pokefags go Valor shows up and pokepisses on your rare candies? What's got everyones tentacools in a tangle over the red guys?
They all are
While insisting that the other two are the most cancerous
It's all fucking cancer
This thread is cancer
Prove me wrong that debating which team is the most cancerous is not in itself fucking cancerous
As a team instinct player, team Valor around here tend to be pretty cool. Team mystic is full of hipster liberal crybaby fags and Lay may may so cool gamur gurrlll xDXD <#,3,3; ) as far as I can tell.
All the people I'm friends with on FB that are Valor legitimately post shit like this all the time.
shut the fuck up you stupid insignificant little bitch, TEAM MYSTIC
Are you retarded? Im an instinct and almodt everyone in my town is mystic or valor, mystics are fun to be around and actually have fucking fun meanwhile reds fucking curse you out for taking their gyms, I had to beat the shit out of a group of three one night because they take this game to fucking heart. Meanwhile the most mystics do is ignore you or sarcasictally shake their fists.
>on team Mystic
>walking down the road with gf searchin for pokemans
>dude calls out
>"Hey, you playing pokemon?"
>"What team are you on?"
>"Aw fuck you, man. I guess I have to hate you now."
well since we're doing it by town then in that case my town is pretty equal in mystic and valor. Instinct is nowhere to be found an valor is constantly being harassed by mystics that take the game too seriously.
Quick anon that nigger is trying to rape your qt asian gf
All the teams were really cool at first and everyone was glad to just be playing and hang out with people.
It was only after a week or two that everyone started splitting and acting like faggots.
That being said, I have yet to choose a team.
thank fuck i didnt pick that nigger candela
moltres is best followed by zapdos then articuno.
thus the teams follow in that order.
this is done in order of strength. based on CP.
it can be concluded which team is "best" based upon that order.
though what team you're on really effects nothing considering one even moderate pokemon can take entire gyms with high CP.
I haven't had the chance to play very long so I haven't joined any team yet. All my friends in Valor are pressuring me to join, saying how much all the other teams suck. All my friends in Mystic have just said how much they like the people in Mystic and that they think I'd like it.
Haven't really talked to any Instinct.
All the trash talk I see on FB is Mystic talking shit about Valor. I don't even play the game but I'm tempted to start just to fucking go Valor and whoop up on bitches.
Personally hoping they add Team Rocket so I have an excuse to be a dick to them lol.
Nah I'm chill with it I'll just taje the gym back I mean they talk shit all the fucking time about both valor like "they're all assholes" and shut like that and instinct (which gets the most shit in general from everyone)
Maybe you should stop being assholes, because most mystics I know are chill af.
Valor by the masses make them the worst. They're like 70% of the players. Instinct and Mystic seem about even. Never really see anyone but Valor shit-talking though.
Like Moltres is cool or something.
yeah that's pretty much what I was getting at, really arbitrary stuff.
yeah people will fight about anything though so I tried to look at it some other way than "hurr durr I picked red im the best." and the same for blue and yellow.
there is no better team and arguing about it is fucking retarded. There are two options
1. you like the color more than the others
2. you have friend(s), so you chose the team color that has the friend(s) you like more
if you can't tell. it's about what you like more than the others. there is nothing inherently better about one than another
All the Reddit liberals, YouTube normies and degenerate casuals join mystic, so I stay Valor. I imagine because the Moto of Valor promotes hatred and purging of the blue and yellow fairies, they all get ass-annihilated. Like in this thread
Mystic and Valor, constantly argue and are giant faggots. Valor thinks they're tough shit and Mystic thinks THEY'RE the tough shit. In reality, Valor is full of young kids who will stop playing once school starts, and Mystic is already losing players, especially the ones who were first in the Mystic/Valor wars
Jesus Christ, what fucking adult plays Pokemon Go? Like, alright teeny boppers. We know it's summer but that doesn't mean have circlejerk thread out in the open where we have to look at it's disgusting contents of angry, pseudo intellectual high school kids who don't allow opinions ever.
Honestly, nobody wants you guys here.
It looks like all the Valor people in this thread only say "Mystic/Instinct are cancer, elitist blah blah blah" but that's all they say. The other teams have at least backed up what they say a bit.
Articuno has top speed actually. While Moltres is most powerful technically she could take out Articuno, but Zapdos beats both because lightning is SE to flying and neither fire nor ice are even mildly effective to lightning.
So by your logic, Instinct actually wins. Though Mystic is best, js.
No they dont. The join instinct and valor. Valor is the most normie color ever therefore you will get all the reddit fags and normies. Blues meanwhile get reasonable people and instincts get youtubefags
One nystic is already losing players is fucking inpossible, you cant seitch team. Two there was no war you fucking retard, and why are you acting like this has been out for years. This hasnt even been a month faggot.
This'll sound elitist as fuck, but I don't really care.
Every single Valor I've run into has been a massive faggot, even online. Mystic is generally pretty chill and Instinct is aight too. Anyone who says other than Valor - I'm sorry but you must be fucking blind or just plain ignorant.
you caught me, I'm 23. But it's okay, I;m allowed to be here. because I played pokemon yellow, red, and blue and I got pikachu to both evolve and go in the computer before I had internet to look up how. So I know what I'm talking about.
I'd have to go with the Dragonite comment on the matter. Y'know some level 30+ out there has some amped Muk that could take all three birds. That and Japan got the game recently. Adios mucachos and Americanos.
>be in Mystic
>run into other Mystics
>"Alright! That's what's up, man. I saw a Rhyhorn around here if you wanna come track it with us".
>Run into other Valors
>"Yeah, fuck those other casuals. We're planning on going around smashing all the gyms".
>Run into other Instincts
>Oh thank God, I thought it was just me
I'm on Valor and have yet to meet anybody cancerous in person. I must just be lucky in my area. I chose it 'cause I like red and fire types. Out of my close friend group I'm probably the calmest. I find the hate towards Valor funny though. I could care less because I know I don't embody the stereotypes, but it's funny to see people call Valor players Reaper mains and shit.
The easy route is also the correct route, I mean the pretendy rivalry is fine, just don't let it spill over into the real world. We're all just playing a game for fun, 10 year olds trying to force animosity are just silly.
Let's see which team has a bigger dick. Mystic Represent. No cheaters, faggots
Here at team valor we value strength. So to show our dominance to everyone we throw weighted pokeballs.
Doesn't take long for 4chan to get worked up over literally the smallest fucking things. It's just Pokemon Go, get over it. I've seen enough rivalry on my goddamn Facebook page, no more here thanks.
Most of them. My ultra balls say "Deadlift"
This. Exactly. Fellow Valor reporting for duty
There's assholes in every team.
I chose Mystic, there are some pretty cool guys and girls in the team, as there are in Valor and Instinct.
My city has like 10 Pokéstops and 5 or 6 gyms (only 3 people played Ingress out of 300,000) we hanged out in a park and all three teams were there, playing like civilised people, sharing chargers, talking to each other and shit.
>Instinct -Team spastic
>Mystic - Boring fucks
>Valor - Dick kickers
This thread is so full of autism.
>I joined because of the color
>Everyone on Team X has the same attributes
Did anyone else actually read what the teams are about when you first stopped at a gym?
I joined Team Mystic because they're interested in the science and evolution behind pokemon. Also Articuno is my favorite of the three.
I'm thinking maybe during special events tournament winners will get their team's legendary, forcing trainers to trade with other teams anyway.
All 3 look like gender fluids not what they were born as
Mystic because they joined the team because its the most popular thinking they'll have the best team. In my city Instinct and valor control the gyms all day but almost everyone is on mystic and they would never call out a rare Pokemon for others. They even lie and try to send people the wrong way but we use pokevison in my city so we dont fall for it.
Fucking Team Mystic. Never seen a more whinier group of faggots. And what a bunch of shit talkers. Guarantee over half the shitposting about Valor is some Mystic goon trying to make himself feel better for being a fucking normie. Team Instinct is the best option, followed by Valor, and then followed by deleting the app.
You are adults crying over a mobile game about catching little creature jesus fuck.
I'm so glad my boyfriend doesn't know of this horrid place and the fact that I visit it.
>running into other people playing pokemon go
>even talking to them
Where the fuck does this even happen?
Are you not embarassed when you play this game?
Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
The park near my house looks like a fucking theme park attraction. Massive crowds of normies mindlessly staring down at their phones have taken over.
Now there's cops there every night to kick them out, because if not there'll be faggots hunting until 5 AM.
shit was fast
lol jokes on you fuckers I'm 10x more attracted to Candela WITH a giant cocoa cock.