Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I don't want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Early bakes are serious business
>Most importantly, have fun!
Out of all of the pics/gifs you have it had to be that specfic one, right?
>Your perverted mind
Something something "treat".
Alright the first one did look pretty fucking cool. I get that though, didn't want it to be a risk.
Ayy wonder if we have that. Always treated it as a 4-way stop.
>One of my ideas will work.
It seems like it is. Although I chew from the canister every night. Spearmint, the fruity canister is empty.
Agreed m8, agreed. Much simpler.
maybe i dont but i think they are fine either way
I was just about to pull the trigger on a Swag edition waifu thread:C
Claiming the cutest thing in the world!
I guess so, but I've eaten a lot homemade organiz stuff and they taste great.
Finally, thank you OP.
>20/20 waifu claimed
I disagree. A natural bespectacled beauty ups their cuteness at least 73%.
You need to lead the life of gifs
Oh? Maybe I will~
MY SIDES ARE GONE
Probably do, but I think it's only for motorcycles.
>One day, Breeki, one day.
Sup Iowa, how goes?
Y-You did not just go there..! You can't use that stuff against me it isn't faairrr
Why thank you.
That's strange, at least there's something tasty out there/
Just gum. It's just gum. It's just gun. It's just gun.
Extra post because copy paste from phone. Ignore, please.
Claiming best girlie!
How goes it, American Pride?
The red glasses are common among waifus but not often do I see bold and black ones. Cheers, m8.
I ate chocolate cake today, haven't had that in a while.
Also you're the Metal Gear Anonon. yes? may i ask you a question?
QOTT: Would you recommend the series where your waifu belongs to someone? How would you do that?
It goes fine. Day was a bit eh Hoping tomorrow will go better. how about you?
As before mentioned fine. Feel like today could have gone better but I'll just improve on everything tomorrow if I gotta. What about you?
They would like the series but most of the people i know would dislike Nui and never stop talking about Mako whenever it comes up.
Was trying to think up a QOTT but this works.
I would recommend KnK to anyone. It's short, fulfilling, and charming.
It goes well. What was so bad about today?
All the jokes of the shitty quality images ,ake me truly relize my miia folder is actually shit,many just are from the manga but bigger i think,so gona lurk to better quality pic of my waifu because she also deserve it <3.
Also I have to be frank with myself,5 years ago if someone would tell me that he/she liked a Snake-woman I would be saying that they are spending to much time on the internet but here I am wanting some snek pussy.I have to say also that is not(only) the fact that the snake body is the cause I like her but the personality of supper jealusy and her is the best for me ,maybe because I am a beta faggot maybe not .
My waifu is not for you understand but for me to enjoy soo stfu you litle faggot
Now you arive you lolikon shit
More one thing to add on the lurk list
You run when i do my speach,fuck that some lost time doing a bait
Goodnigth everyone,I let you with the one pic that dont suck
The ceiling you?
Yes I am, you may ask away.
Can't fuck snake girls.
Snakes lay eggs.
You have to jizz on eggs.
Is that...a copypasta? Can anyone pokedex it? Anyway, good night, Miia. I pray you find good quality pics of your waifu on your lurk journey.
Yes. I'd tell them the truth. It's a SOL comedy based around idols. If they decide to watch it, neat. If not, oh well, I won't force em to. It's not a genre that's for everyone.
>But they will be forced to listen to idol music if they're riding in my car.
I roasted the whole day because fuck not having AC. Other than that, not much of an eventful day at all.
Drunk Yozo? Sounds like a fun time!
Eh started off by accidentally sleeping in an hour late by drifting back to sleep after I woke up causing me to have to wait to shower for almost another hour. Overwatch games were pretty much shit so there's that as well. Also couldn't think for shit today for some reason so I also hope my thoughts get straightened out tomorrow
Don't be a shit you fuck. And you know only I have giant guns.
You live in cali too right? Must have been a fucking disaster because god knows no AC means that you might as well be a jew in the holocaust.
>The Kickstarters are the first goal.
Late night music, you?
Haha, so now you see both of our minds are in that state.
>Want to see whose is worse~?
You forgot the obligatory Fortunate Son playing in the distance.
The cylinder container in which I keep my gum in.
Absolutely. First inquiry I'd have to make would be how they feel about musical numbers. From there it's pretty much watch it if you want to see a relaxing show about 9 girls achieving their goal of becoming school idols through a slice of life comedy. Up to them really.
You may realize the importance of glasses on anime girls one day.
Seems that i have saved the wrong pic again. Thank you dude
Shipmate is best vampire girl.
Very, last tine i was drunk my internet friend convinced me to go fight crocodiles with a stick. Long story.
I saw Snake Eater was on the 3ds, usually console ports are bad but that's the device i put most of my time on.
Gotta fall before you can fly, homie
Been a while
The vid above
Yes and a few were already interested cause shinoa is best girl in show
i think its more of a plus then a must
If even I go to sleep, if odd I eat ice cream.
>surrounded by canisters and Tango
>rice paddies far as the eye can see
>Fortunate Son plays
>chew my gum; hug my gun
Pretty much the same. Not much going on right now. A little relaxing I guess
DEJA VU. seriously that is fucking great bro
omg it's Yozora.
You're waifu a really beautiful.
Sena's more beautiful tho lol
Sounds like a shit day. Yeah, I hope things are better for you tomorrow, mango. Tomorrow we'll be moving furniture into the new studio room, so I got that excitement waiting for me.
It's a new one by Blue Bell called Cookie Two Step.
I like it but I'm lactose intolerant so it'll be an all-night thing heh
>No zombies allowed.
What have you been up to?
What kind you eating?
I'm flattered and offended at the same time.
Fight me irl m8.
Then we'll hug and go out for a movie after.
Yep, south of you in SD. Literally a fucking oven in my room since the dryer is in there, and it just vents all the heat inside.
Which one? The one for the game? Or the destruction of the city through AP shells?
Oh god, this is a story I wanna hear sometime.
>Mfw I plan on getting drunk this coming up Monday or Tuesday night
>Does not know the extent of mine and Makis eurobeat addiction
By your trip dubs, I promise~
>Wha it is sleep?a new anime?
Nope is original fresh-made,I am not a oldfag enough to find some shit like this
Have to fuck snek to work,fish jizz their eggs,goodluck with meruna kimito
When one faggot get out other biggest faggot take his place
My mind is pure..! Always pure..
>It's yours. No question.
I've been volunteering at places with my girlfriend.
I have to wake up early to do it, so I've been going to bed earlier, that's why I haven't been here for a day or two.
What about you? Anything interesting happen to you or any of the last couple of threads?
It's it's a plus, it's exponential.
That I agree with. You know how things are though, they can't have you getting hurt and all that.
That clip never gets old.
>rice paddies far as the eye can see
>chew my gum; hug my gun
I love it.
Sounds good, always enjoy nights like this. What do you have playing?
The game seems more plausible, for now at least.
Heh, sure it is cutie. What are you up to?
>At times but I can control it.
i say its about a plus 1 nothing major but still aplus
hmm, Snake Eater is best on a playstation console.
Multi track drifting. And just sitting here.. idk what to do with my night.
>I'll take your word for it~
Posting from laptop again because mobile needs charging.
Can tell now, if you want.
Sorry I'm a dumb fuck
>Don't be a shit you fuck. And you know only I have giant guns.
That was a compliment. Also you can't handle sarcasm?
Before i had a waifu i loved Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai so much. Had that exact same pic as my steam profile pic for a very long time.
Then i watched Rakudai Kishi No Cavalry and thought damn Stella's my waifu.
I can wreck you to the ground and then take you to the movies sure. I'll pay.
Post faster you're triggering me. Spidey is not this fuckin' slow.
Could be the beginning of a new nov...hahahahaha...God no.
Hai, but I messed up anyway...
We'll agree to disagree...for now.
What am i doing 2 hours and 43 min on my birthday? Lol
That is new. Gotta try it out when i can
Yes it has my dude. Sorry for this
Jesus that painful. Don't blink
That's why the 1st rule of safety is to wear a helmet
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
Night warden. I won't rape tonight! You gave me plenty in telegram~
We'll make billions off the game, then fund the destruction with those shekkles!
>Implying it won't be the other way around
Sure, I've got time!
I had a chuckle. Night Smuggles!
Thanks dude I appreciate it. I don't know about you but moving furniture kinda sounds fun but a little tedious. Heavy lifting also helps get them muscles
SD? Might have heard that but a little dumb to figure it out. Your ac is still not up? How are you gonna sleep tonight dude
you guys are lost
I was listening to some of Silvagunners high quality rips because why not. also that pic exists and I fucking love it
I'm talking about the ceiling joke ya fuck. THAT IS NOT WHAT IS UP
Goodnight and happy birthday bud! You need more drifting bud
5 days and I have my baby back. 3 days of waiting for a bike to warm up because carbies.
This is so painful.
Not after them self defense and boxing classes I took.
Didn't notice that you did for some reason
Not too much, i had chocolate cake today and i'm listening to music from Eyes of Heaven. last few threads i talked about the idea of a KLK game and Nui with another Anon. also MGS with Anonon.
Hmm, well thanks for the info.
I'll look into the rest.
>And you know only I have giant guns.
I was complimenting your guns
In all seriousness just doing some work for my classes
Old enough to drink with me, yet Smug? Also that video kek. Night.
well they are good you just value them a little much
I take pride in these guns even if that pride reaches the point of them blowing up.
Sounds like the usual, then. Glad I didn't miss anything too big.
This ladys and gentlemans,is how to scare a shity vampire
Its ok,everyone is drunk
Now super cerial,going to play MGQ until anyone of my family wakes up and eat breakfast goodbye
I'm gon TLDR the shit.
Ask me about it when sober for the whole thing.
So I got on my laptop, and some fucker on teanspeak gets to screaming about a pack of wolves dragging away a baby down stairs.Either crocodiles or wolves. Can't remember.So I go down stairs screaming and swinging a broom stick while that fuckers record the whole thing. Of course it wasn't real wolves but if they were I'd have totally kicked some fur ass.
>Multi track drifting
Eh tuckered out of games at the moment? Whatever you do, try to enjoy it!
Write it down somewhere, ya never know. Although I have no knowledge of the process of making one.
Something tells me you didn't follow the 1st rule. Have a nice man, sleep well. Happy B-Day too.
Why didn't I think of that?
"I only upload high quality rips". His channel is hilarious, and yeah when I saw that pic I had to save it.
San Diego. It's up, but with how it's set up, it's hardly what I'd call effective...
Then I guess we better say a Prayer!
>Mfw switching from EFI to Carbs
I'LL PRAY THAT THE HEAT MAKES THIS EASY!
It's not light furn either. It's that old, made from real wood shit.
Physics class I'm taking online
That's why I complimented them
You really didn't, there was a literal shitposter here yesterday, and that was annoying.
What kind of places are you been volunteering to with her?
O-Oh my, what did you have in mind?~
Actually, I have a question. Did the Shiro Anon get banned? I saw what he/she 'admitted.'
but why that is way too long. if you are that conflicted just switch them halfway through the day
damn, these uneventful days are amazing
Night night love
I love those videos so much haha and eh yeah kinda tuckered out... i'll try to do something fun! <3 what are you up to?
This place where we sort donated art supplies for poor art teachers and shit.
I'm glad it's back. I fucking missed blue bell when they had to stop selling it for awhile. I refused to eat any other ice cream brand.
Texas here as well, heh. But I'm pretty sure the entire south gets the stuff.
No you came back somewhat loudly. No real reason.
It's really not complicated. Shia Lebouf could tell you all about it.
>pen and paper
>pen to paper
>JUST DO IT
Ohhhh boy, that'll be interesting. I'll bug the shit outta ya for sure!
OR, Orrrr, we could keep those shekkles and kickstart the destruction as well!
>Think of all the drifting cars we could buy with billions!
It is not, too hot for the mad bantz.
>Why does it feel like my room at work
Well, for one, you won't be getting away from me. That's a given.
>Are your ears sensitive~?
>Nico likes drifting
Breeki, I think this might be an idol thing...
I'm not sure, i saw that too and i hope not.
I guess they are.
Well i hope you enjoyed your time with your gf
Don't lose your way
>buddy you asked me to don't blame me for it
I think Joel's grand dad is the best thing to ever happen to his channel. I need more drifts
OH SHIT SAN DIEGO IS SOUTH. I always thought it was north of me! Must have been thinking san jose and diego where next to each other. Just fill a tub with cold water and sleep in there. Better than being out there.
It's too late. you're too far gone!
The only thing I'd hate from lifting those are the chance of getting splinters. Seriously fuck that. but hey lifting is pretty fun! you gotta work hard at it bud
Is physics something you're really interested in? Sounds like it's tough shit if you ask me
They were a gift. He was deciding which to buy for her and he got both.
I agree with you, though. The more glasses the better.
Doesn't change anythin lol but why fight?
Roll for Yozora lewds :^)
it's a having good taste thing love :) trust me.
Those were dark days
Way more Texans here than I thought
No it's a required class to have to enter a college I'm planning on entering. Took anatomy instead of physics earlier and I regretted it
Haha, SD is like, as south as it gets without going into Taco Land. And I wish I could, but I don't need to be all pruny and shit.
It's the Power of Sound, I swear!
>I need to stop this before Breeki brings the bantz.
I never said it wasn't. :^)
Thank you. Sorting isn't exactly fun, but I guess it's good to help out.
Me too. I didn't talk to him/her a lot but they were pleasant. I didn't mind them being here.
I'm not sure if they are, i think my sides are.
>404 paranoid check
What? That he's underage? I've admitted worse on /b/. Then again, I have been banned...
It's a pretty big country, kek
so besides glasses what else do you like?
Jesus I need to check the required classes for the colleges Also anatomy sounds like a pain lol. Glad you switched to physics.
fucking kekked. I take it you're just gonna stay up all night praying your room stops being the fiery pits of hell?
I bet you're gonna put a banging donk on it
Amazing creations aren't they? Sounds wonderful, how you enjoy it! Browsing YouTube, went from skateboarding, to game OSTs and now SilvaGunner.
Where's the excessive amount of writer's block?
I'm writing all of these ideas down, keep em coming.
>Think of the trip to Japan to test them out.
>The heat is apart of you now.
>Where's the Snow Halation, The Fleenstones, The Nutshack?
It surely paved way for a lot of high quality rips. Both of their content is great. More drifts? How about some rips while your at it too.
Yeah, that's what happened. I've never been banned, so I'm not sure exactly what you can and can't get banned for, but I know the basics. People getting banned for being underage is the most common thing I see, and someone even reported him in the thread. They said that, at least.
Very very true~ I like you that much more now hehe
Very much so! and i got done browsing Silva like an hour ago haha <3 well hey ill be on steam and all if you ever wanna chat
I'm headed to sleep.
Goodnight and shit.
Hello and goodbye, shipmate
Is there...something else?
No, but are you asking as far as waifus go, or just in general, what I like about life?
As for waifu, I'll take a kind personality over bold any day. Someone who's human, too, with interesting mannerisms and such.
As for real life, there isn't much I like. But I'm about to learn how to fly, so there's that.
There's a limit to how long a post can be, regardless of what you've been told. We'll leave it out for now.
Anatomy was fine but in that class I learned the medical field isn't for me
>Not squeamish just didn't find it as interesting as I hoped
>Is this the rip I was playing? GRAND HALATION!?!?
Joel's memes are a gift fam. I swear these rips will be the end of me. AND OMFG NO THIS RIP IS TOO MUCH
Hi Anonon 2.0
Well i hope the people you were helping were grateful
He seemed pleasant, i've been banned bfore but he could've been perma'd so that's why i'm worried.
Hehe, no reason cutie~
>Don't worry about it~
Nah, I'm at work. I sleep during the day.
>So it's even fucking worse
Donk? The fuck is a donk?
You better be!
>We could just bring the Japan to us!
>I mean, my friend did say my ass was like a furnace...
I'm actually rather into cars, and bikes if you weren't aware. Drifting especially.
Wew, night Yozo.
Woud be nice if when i turned on Pokemon Go it just wasnt ratatats all fuckin day.
huh well yes and flying sounds pretty cool
Also find it a bit easier. Math may not be my strong suit but it's better than my memorization skill
I sleep through the entire morning lol. Night job would do me nicely.