>fucked 18 girls
where you at /b/
I am 34 today. Been with my wife for ten years, only woman I have ever been with. Two kids, 3 years and 3 months. Wouldn't change anything for the world.
You ever wake up to the perfect day? That is my life every morning.
Its summer. Forgive him. Besides, we all know that /b/ has always been filled with kids and everybody knows that. Site is already cancer anyway so why not add to it with more faggot kids?
21 soon and I got zeroooo
>Some faggot has to listen to what another faggot says online and wait two more years just to use the site or lurk because muh rules
>stopped counting past 10
>uni and tinder around uni is full of sluts
>actually bored of it now
>stuck with it because I can't get a decent woman for long term, and i only know how to get sluts
7.5 years being her boyfriend now.
I'm saving my character points until I become a wizard. I'm gonna be a powerful wizard
Man not everybody has the dedication and willpower to be an aspiring wizard and stick with it. Gotta put in work to become a wizard. People are gonna be so jealous when we get there
>Spetember 2015 - late June 2016
>the feels when she cuts off our friends with benefits/quasi relationship (we were pretty intense but not actually together), because she started a new job and met some little bitch dude.
>Back to the hand game boys
true. started losing count shortly after 20 too. Advice - No woman will ever believe you when you tell them this. After 10 yrs together my wife still thinks I just don't want to tell her the 'real' number. For some reason she needs to believe that it is around 100. My guess is it is around 50, but I honestly do not know. Maybe when I die I will see the real number when I am shown my end-game stats.
21 and 1 girl
>fooled around with maybe 15 girls in school and college bj wide.
>whenever about to stick it in realised I couldn't care less about them and wasn't going to expend energy shagging when I wouldn't enjoy it
>Decide to wait till right girl
>Find her just before 17th bday
>Had sex at least 7-8 times a week
>She died when I was 20
>I now have no interest in any other girl
>Regret not taking my chances back in school
>Thank god for cocaine and heroin, fuck everything
60-80 lost count when I was 30.
When I was 25 I had a penthouse apartment, a porche 911 and three motorcycles. It helped. Only have a house and a family car with my wife and kids now.
Well it helps that I'm not ugly. I'm driven so I have money, nice car, and am not a douche bag. Although some chicks like that shit. I've met most girls online. Be nice, but not a white knight faggot. Get to the point as far as showing interest and asking them out. Don't be a goober, and it's not that hard. Some girls will give you shit like I'm pure, and I'm not looking for sex, and at the end of the night they'll be swallowing your load. Girls feel shame for wanting to be whores, so just make them feel comfortable being whores.
>21;18 girls 1 time each
pshhh 30;7 girls but hundreds if not thousands of times each destroying every hole on them just about any way possible. Id take quality of slamming over quantity of slammed any day.
i was abused as a child and havent ever done anything more than masturbation i cant reallly even give myself handys but instead put a piece of fur on my bed and fuck that missionary position
I know most of you will give me a lot of shit for saying this but I don't think being a virgin is that big of a deal.
I'm 19, good-looking, social, smart and kind of rich(my parents are). I have made out with a few girls and love spending time with them, and they love spending time with me aswell. Despite this I'm still a virgin, even though I have had plenty of chances losing it. I live in a small town where everyone knows eachother so that makes everything harder. I'm glad I haven't fucked around like many other guys, since they're now looked down on by many people. I don't want to fuck just to lose my virginity, that's just stupid.
>inb4 low confidence
Come at me faggots
If you're not ugly go get shitfaced in a club
>music so loud girls can't hear you speak like an autist
>you're so drunk you lose enough inhibition to seem maybe a bit cool
>some aggressive 5-6 whose face you can barely see comes grind on you
>play into it, caress her hips, turn her around after a while and reach for the sloppy drunk ass makeout, play with her hair and her ass
>never see her again and never know her name
so then you can end up like me, still a virgin but got 2 kisses biiiiiiiitch
same lad do you just have 0 luck convincing a female of a round or two of copulation or do you not really care for casual coitus like me? i really don't see a point if it's not with someone i like very very much.
Do yalls wives allow porn or other stimulation? And are you their only 1?
>Lost count around 75 or so
>Married and we both enjoy women together...
She's my soul mate and we've had several girlfriends together...
Get outside of self anon. Trust me, stop focusing on your self and just focus on making everyone in your life happy. Be nice, spread love, she will see it and find you. But the more you concentrate on the self the longer you will wait. And when you find her live for her happiness about your own and explain to her if both parties in the relationship do so, its a relationship that is unbreakable. Now dont get me wrong, dont put that bitch on a pedestal. Be a man, but make her happy.
Nigger I don't even enjoy sex. I don't see what the big fucking deal is. It's not worth risking a pregnancy and rubber sex is even worse.
I will never understand why you idiots make such a big deal about it.
Most of you people act like it's the single most important thing on the planet.
>never had good sex
Poor anon. Try not racing to the finish but instead making that bitch cum so much and so hard her legs dont stop shaking for 30 min when you are done. This is where good sex is. My girl only sucked dick like 10 times before she met me, now she begs to suck my dick daily. And happily does it until her lips go numb, her throat is sore, and he jaw aches. Get fucking good anon. Or actually dont, i need guys like you for my methods.
I'm secretly jealous but I'd call you a loser in person.
(Not the guy you were talkig about but).
I spent my whole highschool life making others happy, i was alone through out all of it, so i decided fuck it, I'll only be nice to my friends and care about my self, and not worry about strangers, less than 2 months grill was like "ayy bb" etc depends on the person, try different personalities people
You're the one whose going to be paying child support to some disingenuous whore who dropped you for a nigger, not me.
Enjoy that one little mistake that destroys the rest of your life :^)
>be me, 27yo half spaniard half mexican 7/10... I look like a skinny Khal Drogo... play guitar in a band
>fucked around 40... give or take
>11 were lolis between 11-15yo though
>the remainder are just normal aged groupies so who cares
Fuxked about 120
I lost count at 95.
I'm a 9/10 guy but currently a 6/10, gained weight.
Been in a solid relationship for about a year now. Cheated on her with about 3 girls but I honestly don't understand how I can still pull ass at my current 6/10 phase. I just have a nice face I guess.
Pic related. Me and my gf
At least 16 I stopped counting
never used tender or any other app of the sort, never fucked a girl I don't consider at least a strong 6, had a fun threesome with 2 Spanish bitches I met in Miami and one orgy in a hot tub
the next time i have sex is gonna be with the person i plan on having a family with
im done with meaningless sex just to bust a nut in something warm.
im just saying, your views on it are fucking stupid.
Hahaha I completely agree and the race thing is a pretty big part of our relationship. She doesn't like black people either though TBH.
Pic from when I was 9/10
I feel like I'm sick with something, maybe cancer. Do I look like shit to anyone? I feel like ass, my energy level is zero.
Get your fucking game up, OP
Get on my level
Less than four years away from becoming a wizard
and there is nothing any of you fuckers can do to stop me
Haha my bad. Here's another of me. I say 7/10 in this one though
>living in rented shithole with parents
>no money, literally 15 dollars
>parents also poor
>50k in debt from school loans and other things to help pay bills
Sad part is i would give myself a 9/10 physically. I'm just socially awkward because I spent most of my life by myself moving from place to place. Oh well.
are you happy with your life though
It was a disastrous situation i never should have been in. Most of my childhood i had really bad depression and low confidence. I joined the USMC but was a loner and never got out and had fun. Only girl to ever take interest in me, she seemed perfect. She was a fucking idiot and a waste of time. I honestly could do much better but i really dont care to persue another relationship right now and i like being lazy and a basement dweller as go to college and work.
i work organizing swinger parties, it helps.
Sex isn't the result of seducing a girl most of the time for me. Among these 5 girls i would say only 2 was into me. The other 3 wouldn't have cared if it was someone else, it was in a gang bang setup
Not the same person, but also 19 and 0
I used to care in high school but i'm at the point where I would rather jack off and play games than go talk to anyone much less a female
started fucking neighbours, some cousins, then, cooled down, randomly started several nsa relations....then hired a bunch of whores when I was not dating nobody, , then banged some friends, hell, on my wedding, I danced with at least 4 girls I fucked....
Pretty much know that feel to anon. Ive hooked up with girls but never got to the fucking part. Its fucking weird all od the gorls ive made out with have had high moral standarts, or at least actes like they have them, they say tgey dont fuck at parties, yet im pretty sure most of tgem are sluts. Fuck me, 21 and no pussy, getting a hooker this year for sure. It isnt even about the virginity part anymore, just need to fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9R3QZEyzdU IT'S HAPPENING!
do wizards generally have a higher IQ than other ppl above 30 who are not wizards?
oh shit! did I strike a nerve you fucking faggot? fucking your hands or sucking friends dicks is not part of the question you fucking piece of retarded turd....get back to fucking reddit you fucking piece of shit...i hope you die of cancer you prick.
>50+ girls, and a blowjob from a dude.
>getting about 1 new girl per month now, but mostly been getting tinder girls this year.
> Want to get back to good game level, where I pulled 3 per week. (went into a retarded long distance relationship after getting to that level, and stayed faithful, which feels like a total waste now)
fucking summer fag....the only nerve your striking is the one in your ass...."didn't you read my previous post" fucking summer fags....
get the fuck out and continue sucking dogs dicks...
ps, your mom and sisters most likely contributed to them 100.
Same here, that's why I figured that if I wanted to stop hurting people I'd have to either choose between my pleasure (no morals and high sex drive) and promises (women's guilty pleasure).
get the fuck back to 9gag...there are no users here faggot
Nah ive been here long before you were born son
Its fun watching you guys get all butthurt
This is where I grow all the fucks that I give