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>21 >fucked 18 girls where you at /b/

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>21
>fucked 18 girls

where you at /b/
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>>696797393

>22
>1

She's my wife.
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>>696797612
Honorable
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>>696798473
be nice to all the girls in high school

the ugliest get hot and rich
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21, fucked 2. Love of my life just fucked someone else so I guess the dick game ain't too strong. RIP me.
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>>696798473
MODS
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>>696798473
>admitting you're 16 on an 18+ website
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>19
>22
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20
19 girls
do i win a prize?
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> 20
> fucked 1
> it was in january this year
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>>696798473
MODS MODS MODS
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>>696797393
I am 34 today. Been with my wife for ten years, only woman I have ever been with. Two kids, 3 years and 3 months. Wouldn't change anything for the world.
You ever wake up to the perfect day? That is my life every morning.
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>28
>1

It was fucking disgusting. Stinky fucking Chinese vagina. FUCK.
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>22
>20+- (you start to lose count after 10 or so)
>Fucked over a thousand times and now dick game too strong
>Moral of the story: Even if you can, doesn't mean you should
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>>696799203
so u gay now fam?
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>21
>still virgin
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>>696799148
That's pretty sweet anon.
I used to feel the same way until my wife left me.
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>>696799388

No. I'm just a desperate pervert.
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>>696797393
>19
>0
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35

107

Alpha as fuck!
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>>696798842
Its summer. Forgive him. Besides, we all know that /b/ has always been filled with kids and everybody knows that. Site is already cancer anyway so why not add to it with more faggot kids?
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>>696799848
QFT
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21 soon and I got zeroooo
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>19
>2
one was my best friends ex
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>>696798897
>Some faggot has to listen to what another faggot says online and wait two more years just to use the site or lurk because muh rules
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>>696800151
I've been on the other end of that stick, lol! Not a good feeling but you learn from it. Plenty of fish in the sea
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>23
>stopped counting past 10
>probably 30+
>uni and tinder around uni is full of sluts
>actually bored of it now
>stuck with it because I can't get a decent woman for long term, and i only know how to get sluts
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>21
>Had a threeway
>Not the gay kind
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>>696801285
so 2?
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>>696800151
You're a shit friend. Even if your friend says it's cool with him if you bang his ex, he isn't cool with it.
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>27
>1 girl

7.5 years being her boyfriend now.
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>>696797393
Stopped counting a long time ago. Now a days I only do escorts, less bullshit.
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>>696797393
25
0
I'm saving my character points until I become a wizard. I'm gonna be a powerful wizard
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>>696801629
Do you guys still fuck, at this point?
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>19
>5

I don't fuck since 17 because my gf don't wanna have sex kek but I love her and respect it.
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>>696801629
aw
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>>696798651
oh how true this is
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>>696801487
Only 6, I always end up doing LTR, I like the bond aspect
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30
1 girl
Married her. Pic related.
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>24
>25
Been there for 3 years now with my gf.
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>23
>0
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>>696802524
Wow, she reminds me of my Ukrainian girlfriend back in high school
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32 and stopped counting around 20. My best guess at this point is north of 40
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25, been with 43
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>>696797393
>24
>4 girls
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>>696797393

>18
>fucked 5 different girls
>god tier hardcore sex tho
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>18
>Fucked 0 Girls

Bet I can catch up without even starting until I hit 19.
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>>696801853
Yes, but not as much as before.
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>>696801788
Man not everybody has the dedication and willpower to be an aspiring wizard and stick with it. Gotta put in work to become a wizard. People are gonna be so jealous when we get there
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>22
>fucked 34 girls
Oh whale
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get hiv you fucking faggot
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> 28
> 52 with 30 of those being the past year and a half after i split with my fiance and partner of 9 years
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>20
>0
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>>696799148
I pray for a day in your life, anon. Don't take it for granted
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/b/ I MUST FUCKING KNOW IF THIS PERDON, INDIVIDUAL, FUCKING HUMAN BEING IS A MAN OR A WOMAN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWqClk96aw0
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>>696797393
22, 20. Been with same girl for 2 years though. So 20 at 20.
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>26 years
>fucked 3 diffrent girls, and about 12 diffrent escort girls.
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32.. Around 65 ballpark.
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>>696801629
If this was YLYL I would've lost to that pic
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> 24
>fucked 1
>Spetember 2015 - late June 2016
>pic related
>the feels when she cuts off our friends with benefits/quasi relationship (we were pretty intense but not actually together), because she started a new job and met some little bitch dude.
>Back to the hand game boys
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>>696799305
true. started losing count shortly after 20 too. Advice - No woman will ever believe you when you tell them this. After 10 yrs together my wife still thinks I just don't want to tell her the 'real' number. For some reason she needs to believe that it is around 100. My guess is it is around 50, but I honestly do not know. Maybe when I die I will see the real number when I am shown my end-game stats.
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21 and 1 girl
>fooled around with maybe 15 girls in school and college bj wide.
>whenever about to stick it in realised I couldn't care less about them and wasn't going to expend energy shagging when I wouldn't enjoy it
>Decide to wait till right girl
>Find her just before 17th bday
>Had sex at least 7-8 times a week
>She died when I was 20
>I now have no interest in any other girl
>Regret not taking my chances back in school
>Thank god for cocaine and heroin, fuck everything
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>>696810216
Why wouldn't you have enjoyed with the first girls.? Also sorry about your missus, that sucks man.
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32 in a month

115-125 (I've lost exact count at this point)
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>>696810994
teach us
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36.

60-80 lost count when I was 30.

When I was 25 I had a penthouse apartment, a porche 911 and three motorcycles. It helped. Only have a house and a family car with my wife and kids now.
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>18
>
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>>696811071
Well it helps that I'm not ugly. I'm driven so I have money, nice car, and am not a douche bag. Although some chicks like that shit. I've met most girls online. Be nice, but not a white knight faggot. Get to the point as far as showing interest and asking them out. Don't be a goober, and it's not that hard. Some girls will give you shit like I'm pure, and I'm not looking for sex, and at the end of the night they'll be swallowing your load. Girls feel shame for wanting to be whores, so just make them feel comfortable being whores.
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>>696811136
damn bro what happened
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>28

>fucked no girls

>kissed no girls

100% complete virgin

where you at /b/
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>>696797393
>21;18 girls 1 time each

pshhh 30;7 girls but hundreds if not thousands of times each destroying every hole on them just about any way possible. Id take quality of slamming over quantity of slammed any day.
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>>696797393
>19
>3 confirmed

There is a chance it could be four, but we both were apparently blacked out drunk so we'll never know for sure
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>>696797612
jelous
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>>696797612
same here

33
1 (my wife )
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>>696797393
22.
11.
At least double dipped most of them
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50
0

i was abused as a child and havent ever done anything more than masturbation i cant reallly even give myself handys but instead put a piece of fur on my bed and fuck that missionary position
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>>696810994
>Doesnt know how to green text
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24
6

Meh, still feel like a virgin haven't got any in a year.
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>>696810794
Just don't, I like all the other shit that comes with a gf, not just fucking some slag
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>>696797612

>25
>1

>Wife
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>>696811932
Why would I green text when it isn't a story fuck face?
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>20
>0 fucks
>0 kisses

Gonna wait for one girl and one girl only.
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>>696811896
Nigga u expect me to believe this
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>>696812355
That's just fucking stupid. No such thing as 'the one', you're gonna miss out on a lot of potentially amazing girls.
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>>696812355
I used to believe in this. Then I got laid and saw the light.
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>>696812674
eh don't care much for how much pussy I get as long as I settle with one but I don't want to waste time on women I won't settle with
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20-0
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I know most of you will give me a lot of shit for saying this but I don't think being a virgin is that big of a deal.
I'm 19, good-looking, social, smart and kind of rich(my parents are). I have made out with a few girls and love spending time with them, and they love spending time with me aswell. Despite this I'm still a virgin, even though I have had plenty of chances losing it. I live in a small town where everyone knows eachother so that makes everything harder. I'm glad I haven't fucked around like many other guys, since they're now looked down on by many people. I don't want to fuck just to lose my virginity, that's just stupid.
>inb4 faggot
>inb4 low confidence
Come at me faggots
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>>696812355
If you're not ugly go get shitfaced in a club
>music so loud girls can't hear you speak like an autist
>you're so drunk you lose enough inhibition to seem maybe a bit cool
>some aggressive 5-6 whose face you can barely see comes grind on you
>play into it, caress her hips, turn her around after a while and reach for the sloppy drunk ass makeout, play with her hair and her ass
>never see her again and never know her name
so then you can end up like me, still a virgin but got 2 kisses biiiiiiiitch
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>>696797393
>25

>0

:^)
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27
3
stable relationship for 8 years atm
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>>696797393
can you remember all the names?
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>>696797393
>22
>14

dated girls for 3 years though so i was off the books for a while. could probably be around 30
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>>696813154
I'm so jealous...really though I could fuck a girl if I wanted but I don't want to
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>>696813147
that's ok the little hamster in your brain spun overtime to come up with some rationalizations to protect your ego
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>21
>1 girl
>1 guy
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>>696813147
I'd shit on you if it weren't for the small town.
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>>696799580
same lad do you just have 0 luck convincing a female of a round or two of copulation or do you not really care for casual coitus like me? i really don't see a point if it's not with someone i like very very much.
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>>696813453
Down in one
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>>696813147
exactly...no true purpose of tallying up random females that you have engaged in failed reproduction with.
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>>696797612
>>696811699
>>696812053


Do yalls wives allow porn or other stimulation? And are you their only 1?


>I'm 30
>Lost count around 75 or so
>Married and we both enjoy women together...

She's my soul mate and we've had several girlfriends together...
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27
lost count after like 30

my guess is around 70 but idk for sure
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>>696797393
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>>696813427
Lol see >>696813453
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27, almost 28. I have been with at least 38, it gets hard to keep track at some point.
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>>696814192
ow
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>>696806473
Get outside of self anon. Trust me, stop focusing on your self and just focus on making everyone in your life happy. Be nice, spread love, she will see it and find you. But the more you concentrate on the self the longer you will wait. And when you find her live for her happiness about your own and explain to her if both parties in the relationship do so, its a relationship that is unbreakable. Now dont get me wrong, dont put that bitch on a pedestal. Be a man, but make her happy.
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>>696797393
18
14
I probs shouldn't have had parties and drank before 18, but fuck it i had some fun
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>>696797393
Nigger I don't even enjoy sex. I don't see what the big fucking deal is. It's not worth risking a pregnancy and rubber sex is even worse.

I will never understand why you idiots make such a big deal about it.

Most of you people act like it's the single most important thing on the planet.
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>22
>1
It wasn't until last year. But everybody knows if you lose your virginity after 21 you're automatically a permavirgin.
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>>696797393
19
4

cant really complain i guess. for someone who's like 6'3 / 320~ lbs and doesnt really actively give a shit about women, i've gladly pushed my luck.
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>>696814501
Above* not about.
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>>696814607
this guy sucks at sex and has never fucked anyone worthwhile, i guess


theres always one
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>>696809219
eww
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>>696797393
I'm a 25 year old virgin. But if literal hambeasts are my only option, I'd rather just be a virgin.
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>>696814747
Whatever you have to tell yourself, pussy slave.
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>>696814607
There's more than just putting your dick in a pussy.
Heaps more...activities during sex.
You wouldn't know though
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>>696814607
someone's never barebacked a slut
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17
4

2 were virgins
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25
132
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>>696814607
Lol

>never had good sex

Poor anon. Try not racing to the finish but instead making that bitch cum so much and so hard her legs dont stop shaking for 30 min when you are done. This is where good sex is. My girl only sucked dick like 10 times before she met me, now she begs to suck my dick daily. And happily does it until her lips go numb, her throat is sore, and he jaw aches. Get fucking good anon. Or actually dont, i need guys like you for my methods.
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>>696797612
>Getting married at 22, presumably younger
I am lmaoing at your life
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>>696814854
Also.
>22
>close to 50
About 30 were at the brothel.
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>>696814980
>but instead making that bitch cum

Why the fuck would I ever care if a woman gets off or not?
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>>696814843
ohhhhh
thats what it is
you're gay and cant admit it to yourself yet

its okay, /b/uddy, its 2016, not a lot of people care anymore. be yourself.
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>>696797393
29 years old

fucked 2 girls with no aid
fucked 6 prostitutes
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>>696814980
I was on board until the whole numb bit, that just sounds like a waste of time. There are only so many hours in a day brah
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>>696814854
>>696814884
Man, it must suck trolling for some slit all the time. Don't you faggots have any hobbies?
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>18
Only fucked one girl but at least 200 times over 4 months

She's hot as fuck too, I feel so damn lucky
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>>696802524
You're living the dream.
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12
420 faggots
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19
fucked 1

no longer with her

don't know what to do now
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26
7 grills
tbh family member who are virgins, masturbating is better. I'd trade 6 of those 7 for a quality fleshlight
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>24
>Stopped counting when I was 20 and then I was at 32
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>>696815222
the dream of the christian midwest in like 1956
jesus christ
that sounds like a nightmare
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>>696797612
I'm secretly jealous but I'd call you a loser in person.
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>>696814501
(Not the guy you were talkig about but).
I spent my whole highschool life making others happy, i was alone through out all of it, so i decided fuck it, I'll only be nice to my friends and care about my self, and not worry about strangers, less than 2 months grill was like "ayy bb" etc depends on the person, try different personalities people
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>>696815099
>Gay

You're the one whose going to be paying child support to some disingenuous whore who dropped you for a nigger, not me.

Enjoy that one little mistake that destroys the rest of your life :^)
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> 30
> 1 girl
> lost virginity at 29
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>>696798711
on the same boat but 20
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>>696798711
>Love of my life
>21
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>>696813051
that`s usually how you end with 0.
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>21
>6
I'm not in a hurry
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>>696797393
>19
>lost virginity at this age
>girl I fuck called yesterday and told me my stuff is packed and sent to my hometwon

I guess I'll feel pussy after I make some college friends
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>>696797393
>be me, 27yo half spaniard half mexican 7/10... I look like a skinny Khal Drogo... play guitar in a band
>fucked around 40... give or take
>11 were lolis between 11-15yo though
>the remainder are just normal aged groupies so who cares
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I'm 25.
Fuxked about 120
I lost count at 95.
I'm a 9/10 guy but currently a 6/10, gained weight.

Been in a solid relationship for about a year now. Cheated on her with about 3 girls but I honestly don't understand how I can still pull ass at my current 6/10 phase. I just have a nice face I guess.
Pic related. Me and my gf
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19
At least 16 I stopped counting
never used tender or any other app of the sort, never fucked a girl I don't consider at least a strong 6, had a fun threesome with 2 Spanish bitches I met in Miami and one orgy in a hot tub
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>20
6 or 7, i think that's aight, right?
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>>696815415
haha
yeah
because im that fucking stupid


im this anon: >>696814123

havent even had a scare yet
why?
because im not fucking retarded
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>>696815653
race traitor
>>
>22
>5 women
>>
32yo femanon

42 girls
26 guys
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>>696815653
cant tell if real or troll. plz respond.
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>>696797393
>19
>fucked both of my cousin sisters
We never told anyone about it, and they're both married now
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>>696815811
Keep that attitude. It's going to bite you in the ass sooner or later.
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>>696797393
44
80+

So im horny... Deal with it
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>>696815907
Haha no I'm real. And yes I know she's black, she's super classy though and just an amazing person.
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>>696815653
lol I'd be around that number too if I didn't mind fucking fugly beasts like that one in your photo.
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>>696815928
bruh
the next time i have sex is gonna be with the person i plan on having a family with

im done with meaningless sex just to bust a nut in something warm.

im just saying, your views on it are fucking stupid.
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>>696816076
>black
>classy
pick one
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>>696815653
Virgin
>>
> be 27
> 24 girls/women
> upwards of 40 men
> started at 13
> anal virginity lost at 20
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>>696797393
>21
>13
some of them were kinda gross but never drunk so eh going okay
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>>696797393
It only counts when it's not rape
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>>696816230
Hahaha I completely agree and the race thing is a pretty big part of our relationship. She doesn't like black people either though TBH.

Pic from when I was 9/10
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I feel like I'm sick with something, maybe cancer. Do I look like shit to anyone? I feel like ass, my energy level is zero.
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19 and 2, I was in a relationship with one of them for 2 years so I have some catching up to do I guess
>>
>muh degeneracy
>muh AIDS

Stupid ass millennial generation
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>>696797612
>33
>1
Your wife.
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>19
>17
Get your fucking game up, OP
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>>696797393
>26
>0
Get on my level
Less than four years away from becoming a wizard
and there is nothing any of you fuckers can do to stop me
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>>696816389
>9/10

I think you're far too generous with your rating.
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>>696799148
When your child is ten you will be 44. Have fun.
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>>696816627
When his child is 10, he'll be 41 you illiterate fuck
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>>696816623
Haha my bad. Here's another of me. I say 7/10 in this one though
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>>696797393
How's the herpaghonasyphalaids treating you?
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>>696806022
>27ish
>subtract 9
>get 18
>you fucked 22 girls before you were 18?
>implying
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>>696816847
Stfu
Rate
>>696816417
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>>696816389
>9/10
Jeez I hate to break it to you, son...
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>>696797393
>31
>stopped counting a long time ago.

Last week it was 5.
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>>696816945
Ya, you look like shit. It's probably just your mega STD acting up though
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>>696817015
Stfu
>>
>>696817015
Only 5 in your 31 years of life?
Wtf are you doing?
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>>696799061

Yes. Congratulations, you won the Herp
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>>696816992
Lol. I got a lot of confidence
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>>696817154
Usually guys that brag either have tiny penises or shitty personalities. Just saying
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>>696817283
I have both
Come at me
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>>696799061
See
>>696817283
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>>696816417
Dude, thought it was a different type of thread. 22 girls. Drunk as fuck. We are talking about penis insertion right? 22 it is. Only 1 STD
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>>696815653
I know you
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>>696817377
I don't have to come at you. Your cum probably dribbles onto your belly when you jerk off.
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>26
>KHV
>living in rented shithole with parents
>no friends
>no job
>no money, literally 15 dollars
>parents also poor
>no car
>50k in debt from school loans and other things to help pay bills
>no hope

Sad part is i would give myself a 9/10 physically. I'm just socially awkward because I spent most of my life by myself moving from place to place. Oh well.
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>>696797393
43
247 girls
but same girl for last 14 years
>>
>>696797393
>27
>27 oddly enough.
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>>696817516
I did the ol penis swab if anyone is wondering. That shit hurts!
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>>696797393
are you happy with your life though
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>>696816623
this.
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>>696817618
hoe do you even keep that count accurate. It got all mixed after 100 for me
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>>696815415

The projection is real.
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>>696817547
You're imploding I fap upside down
Which I have to try some time
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>>696817690
I keep the results of my STD tests after every fuck so is easy to add up.
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>>696817770
So you cum on your face? Right...
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>>696817690
i knew upto 228 then i added on ones i could remember

most was between 14 and 19 so it was a thing to keep score
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>23
>1

It was a disastrous situation i never should have been in. Most of my childhood i had really bad depression and low confidence. I joined the USMC but was a loner and never got out and had fun. Only girl to ever take interest in me, she seemed perfect. She was a fucking idiot and a waste of time. I honestly could do much better but i really dont care to persue another relationship right now and i like being lazy and a basement dweller as go to college and work.
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>>696817881
Usually lands on my right ankle
Are you picturing me fapping?
What do you think I look like?
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>>696817283
>>696817111

i work organizing swinger parties, it helps.

Sex isn't the result of seducing a girl most of the time for me. Among these 5 girls i would say only 2 was into me. The other 3 wouldn't have cared if it was someone else, it was in a gang bang setup
>>
I don't keep pics of tiny dicked faggots on my phone. sorry
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>>696797612
Ultimate faggot
*tips fedora*
>>
24 Male.
Slept with 7 girls, 1 guy.
Two of them were twin sisters.
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>>696802913
Kek
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>>696797393
>18
>fucked 0
>had a whole bunch of chicks crushing on me
>>
>>696816076
Yet that still didn't stop you from fucking other girls now, did it?
>>
18
fucked 23
>>
>>696797612
Same senpai. Trying to fuck chicks on craigslist right now. Scumbag, I know.
>>
>20
>fucked every girl in my highschool class
>mfw it was a class of 12 people with 2 girls
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>>696813558
Not the same person, but also 19 and 0
I used to care in high school but i'm at the point where I would rather jack off and play games than go talk to anyone much less a female
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>>696815760
This. I always thought i was the mean.
>19
>5 female
>1 male
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>>696819221
Meh, we were just starting dating. I came clean and we're alright now.
>>
>17
>11
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>>696812355
Same here
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>>696820502
You literally just saw someone else get banned for being underaged, faggot.

24
20
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>>696797393
32
+100
started fucking neighbours, some cousins, then, cooled down, randomly started several nsa relations....then hired a bunch of whores when I was not dating nobody, , then banged some friends, hell, on my wedding, I danced with at least 4 girls I fucked....
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>>696821266
You are a terrible person
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>>696797393
I'm at a point where I don't need or want to keep score and am in a loving relationship. So, far far far beyond you.
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>>696821347
why? cus i fucked people? pfft...all of it was consensual and fun...it's easier when your not needy...
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>>696821490
>having sex with 4 women who arent your wife on your wedding day
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>>696821562
no, he said he danced with these girls, and that he used to have sex with these girl before. and i'm not even a native english speaker
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>>696821562
you idiot fag, I did not fucked them on that day, they remained friends...so I invented them to my wedding. they were happy for me...fag..
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>>696797393
>18
>0
>>
>>696821674
>cant word a proper sentence
>gets mad at misinterpretation
Wew
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>>696821823
>only fucks hand,
>doesn't contribute

future cuck.
>>
>>696822016
Read earlier post faggot
>>696820941
>>
>33
>0
>>
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>>696822247
how are your powers?
>>
>>696797393

>23
>26 girls & women.
>>
>>696806473
Pretty much know that feel to anon. Ive hooked up with girls but never got to the fucking part. Its fucking weird all od the gorls ive made out with have had high moral standarts, or at least actes like they have them, they say tgey dont fuck at parties, yet im pretty sure most of tgem are sluts. Fuck me, 21 and no pussy, getting a hooker this year for sure. It isnt even about the virginity part anymore, just need to fuck.
>>
>>696822328
Good
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>>696822147
fucking summer fag...get back to fucking 9fag/gaydit/. this place is filled with anons fucking idiot...no one knows you're a cumgusler IRL here...
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>>696800171
He's a fucking retard for ADMITTING that he's underage. He could have easily said "18". It's like giving porn sites your real b-day when you're 15.
>>
>12
>117

ALPHA TEEN AS FUCK
>>
>18
>1
Was ex now FwB
>>
>>696822421
Go suck a cock nigger. If you don't know, then don't make claims like you do faggot.
>>
18yrs 22
>>
>>696822471
I hope they ban you for that
>>
>>696822471
MODS
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>>696797393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9R3QZEyzdU IT'S HAPPENING!
/THREAD!
CHECK EM!
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>>696822413
do wizards generally have a higher IQ than other ppl above 30 who are not wizards?
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>>696822549
Allready reported
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>>696822471
>>
>>696797393
>23
>2 almost 4
have a kid now. He's awesome
>>
>>696822639
Yes they do
>>
>>696822522
oh shit! did I strike a nerve you fucking faggot? fucking your hands or sucking friends dicks is not part of the question you fucking piece of retarded turd....get back to fucking reddit you fucking piece of shit...i hope you die of cancer you prick.
>>
>>696822639
Only if IQ stands for Idiot Quotient
>>
>>696822732
>did i strike a nerve
>proceeds to spout of like a mad 12 year old

Where did daddy touch you son?
>>
>29
>44
She is pregnant now
>>
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>>696822729
that's what i was thinking.
>>
>>696797393
>19
>2 girls
>i weighed 300 pounds 8 months ago
>235 now
>>
>>696822931
Keep on going, you're strong
>>
33 years old
Well over 50.
But I have a problem with cheating, and its fucked my life over many times. Wouldn't recommend it.
>>
>>696820502
Ah, summer.
>>
>>696815350
agree
>>
>>696814501
26 now and still doing this, never got a gf. Or went on a date.
>>
>>696823030

The problem with cheating is that you promised something in the first place.
>>
24
10 I think?

Been in a few long relationships though so it isn't that bad except I'm in a 4 month dry spell rn. Goddamn
>>
>>696797393
>29
>50+ girls, and a blowjob from a dude.
>getting about 1 new girl per month now, but mostly been getting tinder girls this year.
> Want to get back to good game level, where I pulled 3 per week. (went into a retarded long distance relationship after getting to that level, and stayed faithful, which feels like a total waste now)
>>
>>696823009
my parents wanted to get health so they replaced all the sugar in the house with sugar free shit
turns out it wasn't my genetics it was 1500 calories of soda a day
>>
>>696822859
fucking summer fag....the only nerve your striking is the one in your ass...."didn't you read my previous post" fucking summer fags....

get the fuck out and continue sucking dogs dicks...

ps, your mom and sisters most likely contributed to them 100.
>>
>>696823433
Why you mad bro? Did chad fuck your girl again?
>>
>>696823290

Not disagreeing. I'm a people pleaser and have trouble saying no, but I also have pretty loose morals and a crazy high sex drive.
>>
>>696823514
just get the fuck back to whatever you cukhold like to :"hang out"

also, chad keeps fucking your mother :'(
>>
>>696823786
Come on m8 im trying to help you. What are you really mad at. Its ok to share. No one knows who you are here.
>>
Fucked one girl, she cheated on me and i haven't been with anyone in almost a decade. I can't trust women anymore.
>>
>>696823534

Same here, that's why I figured that if I wanted to stop hurting people I'd have to either choose between my pleasure (no morals and high sex drive) and promises (women's guilty pleasure).
>>
>>696823910
I'm just teaching you the law of the land, lucky for you, that you are already good at sucking dicks so you're a couple of strokes away from the jackpot....
>>
>>696823910
you're the reason why america isn't great again....
>>
>>696824476
Shane you're just an angry faggot who has no idea what he's on about or any laws of the land. Enjoy being a butthurt bitch forever anon.
>>
>>696824570
I am neither a mexican, jew, nigger, or muslim
>>
>24
>1, and still together
>>
>>696824618
are you guessing the names of niggers who raped your ass? just get the fuck out....
>>
>>696813558
Same age. I'm possibly average at best. I just don't give a fuck really. I'd fuck whatever tho. But like, I'm not that thirsty to get puss. Just waiting it out tbh.
>>
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>>696824784
How bout you make me
>>
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>>696824667
get the fuck back to 9gag...there are no users here faggot
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>>696824977
Nah ive been here long before you were born son
>>
>>696797393
26

100
>>
>>696825083
>been here for so long
>posts frogs memes...

really?
>>
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>>696825415
Its fun watching you guys get all butthurt
>>
>>696825531
wow memegenerator? please share more swag...

learn to fucking crop you fucking cuck
>>
>20
>6
>Only kissed one girl though. I don't get what so good about it.
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>>696797393
>23
>0
This is where I grow all the fucks that I give
>>
>29
>fucked 6 girls
>2 of them virgins :3
>>
>>696814903
Fuck outa here, kid
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>>696825809
Stay mad nigga
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>>696814903
Banhammer incoming
>>
>>696797393
19 and 1
Am I doing something wrong?
>>
>>696797393
>22
>10

Not proud of that tbh. Wish I could cut the list in half.
>>
>>696797393
>23
fucking 16 y/o
>>
>>696797393

I think OP confused his age with his sex life again because I'm pretty sure someone can't be 0 years old.
>>
>>696826315
>did you had a hard time looking for that?

fuck of anon, just fuck of, you're not making america great again....
>>
>>696797393
It's fun to pretend in the Internet
>>
>>696822422
dubs don't lie
>>
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>>696826656
Keep going
>>
19.
Lost my vcard on my 18th birthday, boned 5 chicks since then.
>>
19 and 4, feel like i could do more but 3 were relationships that i was taking seriously. Been with my current girl for a year now
>>
>>696814578
it's okay, just not healthy, be sure to focus on studying tho
>>
>>696815293
same
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