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ITT: post your darkest secret. ill start, when i was 12 i molested

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ITT: post your darkest secret.

ill start, when i was 12 i molested my 10 year old friend
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im gay
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When I fought in WW1 I tripped and fell into a pile of dubs of trips
It was fucking awesome
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>>696776594
im not gay
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Om drunk like allways
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For the past couple of months my sister has been staying with me after her breakup, and we managed to grow closer together
She's a really deep sleeper, almost nothing will wake her up, so I took advantage of this and I've been sneaking in on her while she sleeps and I've been molesting her
Grabbing her tits and playing with them, cupping her ass and squeezing, and just recently I started playing with her pussy. So far just rubbing and pulling on her clit, tangling her short pubes. I'll eventually start fingering her and could try eating her out, maybe fuck her someday
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>>696778002
You can see she've lost like 50 lbs based on those huuuge calves and normal thighs
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Gf found her nudes on here. Proceed breakup. Dates an asshole for a few months
>They have lots of sex, she tells me some things they did
Apologize, and finally date her again after they break up
>Find out he had a 8 inch cock
>TFW your only 5.5 inches
>Think about him fucking her sometimes as I fuck her from the back
>Wish he recorded some footage
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>>696776594
We know
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Almost fucked my brother in the ass when I was 7.
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>>696776467
Greentext it faggot
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Once when I was about 13 me and some school friends were hanging out, from afternoon till about 3 am
So around midnight we were out walking around s different part of our town that we didn't know too well, and we bumped into this 8 y/o girl. She said she was waiting for her mommy and would be back soon
Immediately we noticed there was something off about her, all alone at midnight in the middle of a road, no one in sight? Yeah, fucked up
So we kept walking and talking about our usual bullshit bit we noticed that the girl was now following us, like a turd clinging on the hairs of a dog
We asked her what she wanted and she said she wanted us to help her look for her mommy, and that she knew she was nearby
We thought "yeah, why the fuck not" and we started looking for her mom
Continuing →
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i was raped by a female, and i'm a girl as well
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>>696779024
That's so beta it hurts. She'll cuck you with him again when she gets tired of your pencil D. Post pics btw
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When I was 10, my 12 year old buddy molested me.
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>>696780759
Did you pretype or na?
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>>696780759
if you molested that kid anon
jk now I wanna know
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>>696781004
>Ass shot
Been pretty good since we made up, she's told me stories of what they did, if anyone cares.
>Also gave sucked his cock on the highway, when I asked said too dangerous
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>>696780935
femtard
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When I was kid I made my dogs lick my asshole because 1 I liked the feeling and 2 I was bad at wiping.
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>>696781764
kek
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>>696780759
For about 30 boring asf minutes we were trekking deeper into town looking for the runts mom, and yeah the bitch wasn't anywhere. Like if she didn't exist.
We all decided that this girl was crazy, crazier than psychopaths, so we kept going our way
We stopped at a park with some trees and bushes and we sat down, letting the girl play around a little
While we were sat, we were talking about ditching this bitch and going home, since it was getting really late and we couldn't just stay with her. When we were ready to go one of the guys said *I dunno man, should we just leave her? I think she's kinda cute, shouldn't we atleast take her somewhere?". Most of us stopped listening when he said "she's pretty cute"
We started fighting over what to do and we ended up getting divided, some of us wanted to look after her while me and the rest wanted to leave
We couldn't leave separated so we had to wait for the others. While talking with some of the guys, the "she's cute" asked the ballsy fucking question of "you guys mind if i touch her?". Again, we kinda freaked out but stayed together and told the fucker to do whatever he wanted
Continuing →
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I witnessed the 2pac shooting"in Vegas and was paid 10 grand to keep quiet about what I seen
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>>696778002
Last year I played around with a childhood friend like this one night she woke up and still wont talk to me
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>>696781989
>was getting
green text it asshat
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>>696782095
pics or it didnt happen
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>>696776467
I was horny one night my girlfriend was at work so I rubbed peanut butter on my dick and balls and had my ex girlfriends dog lick it off.

It felt good, and I came from it. The dog also licked up my cum. As SOON as my orgasm was over, I felt disgusted and never did it again.
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>>696782095
Bullshit
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>>696781989
moar?
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>>696781764
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>>696776467
I haven't ever had interest in anyone before. Every time I have a vague interest in someone I try to play it as though I actually do like that person, but in the end it's just me wanting to feel something so bad and fucking it up. Started some time during freshman year and followed me to my third year of college, where I still can't think of anyone who I'd ever want to be with. What's bad is that I want to stay a virgin until marriage and want my partner to do the same, and if they won't then I would have no interest whatsoever
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>>696781989
So the fucker took her behind some bushes, we had to follow them, and told her they were gonna play a game
A "tickling" game. The rules were hat she had to get naked and lay on the ground, and she was gonna "tickle" her and if she laughed, yelled or moved she would loseamdand we wouldn't help her find her mom
So she surprisingly quickly undressed and played on the floor. That, first, was the most awkward thing I've seen in my life. So the asswipe started with actual tickling, trying to make her laugh but didn't take long to go for it. He started pinching her tinny nips and rubbed her around her torso and legs. Most of us were understandably disgusted but some of the guys were really into what was going down
Asswipe started to go past limits when he started rubbing her pussy around and playing with it. The little dumbass runt was trying not to make any noises to not lose the "game"
Some of the guys joined in, leaving me and two others just watching, and they kept going without the actual tickling
They rubbed her pussy, fingered her cunt and ass, asswipe actually kissed the poor thing and licked her nips. The little girl was one step from bursting in tears but still didn't want to lose
They started going way too rough on her, slapping her and fingering with two -three fingers and were going too fast and hard
She started crying but asswipe said "Hey! You wanna see your mom or not?" So she stopped and kept laying there
The guys asked my and the other two to join in, in joined but me and *let's call this guy* Angel just stood there and watched
Some of them started jerking off on top of her, she was kinda starting to call down while they, why say anything else, raped her
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>>696776467
I think my only secret is that I want to be a cuck. I jack off to the thought of my girlfriend being fucked by other men. I even think about her making me suck him hard before he fucks her to further humiliate me. I imagine them both making fun of me while they fuck in front of me. I think about him telling me that her pussy is now his and that it's off limits for me from now on. I imagine him blowing his load in her and pulling his cock out of her and making me cum the taste of her pussy off his cock. I'd love for this to happen. Definitely my biggest secret.

>Webm Related... I want to watch her ride him.. and have her look back at me while she takes his cock. FUCK!! That would turn me on so much!
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>>696783562
Continuing→
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>>696776467
I fucked my best friend's girlfriend and i hate her right now.
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>>696783820
Didn't we all
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I installed keyllogers in all the computers in my workplace.

Then I taught my coworkers how to set up Icloud.

Later, i logged in their accounts. So much win.
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Last year I invited one of my friends to my house , because vidoegames...And we started to kiss and touch ourselves...well we didn't fuck.
>No homo tho.
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>>696776467
When I was in a younger year level, my friend and I threw a kid's bike over the school fence into the yard next door because we were bored. The kid was a cunt and was two year levels above us, so the bike was bigger and heavier than we had anticipated. It hit a small child that we would occasionally see around the front of the school on the head pretty hard (he apparently lived next door). I remember climbing up the fence, looking over and seeing this little body under the bike not making a noise. I assume it was his mother who came out later screaming. We weren't seen and got the fuck out of there. For two more years at that school I never saw that boy again. Don't think the mother saw it was us either. He was so small, but the bike wasn't that heavy. Still fucks me up.

tl;dr may have irreparably damaged a small child with a thrown bike
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>>696783954
You know what you must do
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>>696784100
Nah man, you were just practicing kissing for the ladies, gotta get that technique down. No homo at all.
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>>696784688
Fuck
That's moot you nigger.
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>>696784739

Naturally, be a faggot, not post it and keep fapping at home, not in jail.
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>>696785073
>implying jail

Its not cp
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im a nigger
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>>696785287
Thats disgusting yo
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I cant stop getting dubs
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Eh just touched underage boobs once

Long story short
Lived with friend, 13 yo sister wanted my cock we only got as far as me playing with her tits before we almost got caught.

Never spoke of it again
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>>696785512
You are healed brother.


Your dubs are no more.

My trips are evil.
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>>696785769
Thanks, bro. May kek grant my dubs to another.
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I have a little sister complex and I hate my sisters
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>>696783624
>>696783562
About 15 minutes after they started the little runt was all years up, bit they just kept going in on her
*Angel* and I just stood there, blank expressions and they kept fingering, licking, kissing and spanking her
Some of the guys ended up cumming on her face and chest, she tried getting up crying but they held her down and kept going
Asswipe told us to touch her, and we had a pretty heated argument about it but ended up losing. I just rubbed her cheeks and poked her pussy, that was already loosened up and completely wet
Asswipe told all of us to turn around and watch if anyone were to see us. When we turned around he put his hand on her mouth and when we weren't looking we heard him pull down his pants and start shaking around like a potato sack. Those were literally the longest 4 minutes of my entire fucking life. I was close to crying while i heard that girl try to scream and asswipe shushing her
After he told us it wss ok to look, we turned around and saw that poor little thing crying on the ground.
I actually got really worried and as he got his shit together I actually peeked into the girls pussy and yeah, there it was filled with cum
I was practically crying and telling her "I'm so, so sorry" while asswipe was getting his high fives from some.of the others
I helped her get dress and we all sadly left her on that park all alone and sad
I was actually relieved it was all over, plus the fact that the area in which we were at was far from my house

So it's been about 7-8 years? I lost contact with all of those asshats after highschool (thank fuck) and I still need to live on thinking that that girl is probably real fucked up in the head with issues, and I couldn't stop because I was a fucking idiot
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My cousin is in love with me but I don't like her that way. She's four years younger than me.
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Touched Gf in sleep she realizes this brakes up with me the next morning be a week later dumb bitch comes back lololol use her for nudes repeat this for 3 years off and on gets better every time also extremely wants me back told her I didn't touch her in her sleep completely convinced dumb bitch
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>>696776467
I know at least two girls who just turned 14, they would regularly come to my place of work and peek on me, they both added me on facebook. I'm totally willing to fuck them, I probably won't though... for obvious reasons
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>>696786004
what are you gay?
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>>696785981
yeah this didn't happen
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>>696786202
Hey, you go to hell for even one single sin. You're already on the way, why not get there a legend?
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>>696786004
Go for it ya fucker, I've always wanted forbidden love, but never got to talk to any of my cousins that are around my age. The only one I have barely interacted with is older than me and married
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>>696786489
n-no
She's underage, and more importantly I can't actually get to where she lives because our two sides of the family hate each other and I'm a useless cunt that can't drive.
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>>696776467
I jerk off while a couple of old dudes watch and talk dirty. About once a week. They pay me. Fun times, man...
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>>696785981
holy shit man, go hunt down those assholes and kill them. yeah, sounds edgy, but this just gets to me. my little sister was molested when she was 5 and it's fucked with her since
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samefag as >>696786637
>>696786768
how underaged? dickbag, go for it if it's just 4 years. if she looks decent that is
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I recently discovered that I love fucking my ass with my wife's vibrator while jerking off to tranny porn. I match the thrust rhythm in the video. No homo.
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>>696786845
same dude, gf raped at a very young age. feelsbadman.jpeg
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>>696776467
People who pull you aside and ask if you can keep a secret...generally can't

in medio rerum arcana occulto, inter occulta mysteria
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>>696787010
Uh, she's 16.
Actually now that I think about it that's the age of consent here...you fucks are sort of convincing me to try.
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I'm a closeted bisexual.

Can't think of anything else. I look like a manly man though and people would least suspect me.
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>>696786845
I know I should, man. I'm really fucking sorry
But I lost touch with them after school ended. I seen one or two of them when I go see my parents back at that place but other than that, nothing

Fuck I was just thinking, there's a 16 year old out there that must have the most fucked up mental issues
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>>696787074
Faggotus inconsequentia
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>>696787265
Are you me?
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I have a vore fetish
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>>696776467
I molested my neighbor at age 5
Fucking oops
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>in grade school
>riding the buss
>sit by some 3rd grader and his preschool brother
>little bro trying to blow raspberrys on bog bro's belly on his stomach
>I tell him to do it between his legs
>hr does it
>mfw
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>>696776467
When I was 10, I was molested by my 12 year old friend
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>>696787391
My secret is that I am you.
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>>696787403
Go home Natasha, you're drunk.
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>>696776467
When I was 33 I had an ongoing sexual relationship with a 14 year old girl.
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>>696787527
Nice one anon.
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>>696787528
Yeah? Right on! If you really are me, then what is my name?
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>>696787667
Francis
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>>696787667
anon
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>>696787428
You gonna green text that for us or what?
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>babysitting a friend's kid
>6 year old girl
>has a nightmare, crawls into bed with me
>cuddles up
>so comfy!
>thought about it
>thought about it some more
>didn't do it
>not a pervert
>go me!
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>>696787541
Idungitit
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>>696786606
Hope you don't mid me ruining the magic by saying I'm still a virgin (21yo). I do understand that by this point everyone would have had sex at least once.

Not me lol

But I'm not too sure I wanna lose it to two girls who aren't ready to lose theirs
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>>696781764
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>>696787667
Rumpledforeskin.
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>>696787743
Nope. WRONG ANSWER!
>>696787747
Technically wrong, but you are right as well.
>>696787899
NOPE!
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>>696787899
DUBS DONT LIE YOU REALLY DONT GET IT
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>>696787822

>thought about it

RAPE
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>>696787988
You got it, Deary.
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>>696787973
I was a virgin until I was 20, it's no big deal.

And sometimes just hinting towards it to judge their reactions is enough.
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>>696787403
Eww kys
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>>696788135

But remember.

Every pussy comes with a priceee.
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>>696787527
Story time
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>>696787822
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My mom's car tried to finger me in the back of her friend
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>>696788382
Indeed it does, Deary.
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>>696782956
Good luck with that. Considering that 98%+ have had sex. Even in your faggy church. Next thing you're going to tell me you wouldn't fuck anyone but another american, or whatever the fuck you are.

You're really gay man. Don't waste your youth fapping to it, go suck some dicks, you gay bitch.
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>>696788600
>Lightening McQueen, no!
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i turned one of the most innocent girls in my town into a whore by slowly getting her used to the concept that sex was inconsequential as long as you were alright with it and you played it safe. she was 15 at the time, and 3 months older than me.

flash forward to today and i have blatently used her for sex about a good few times between relationships and she has fucked with every one of her guy friends since, is now a coke addict, and ruined a 2 year relationship because i got bored and started to fuck with her again.

did this with atleast 4 girls in my town.

each one of them is now very open about how much they sleep around.

I am the reason that they started sleeping around.
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Lost my virginity at 8 years old. It was filmed you can watch it too. Fucking Color Climax put the loop out.
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>>696783954
Bloody genius.
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>>696787822
I would be JUST like you in your situation. I know DAMN WELL i would think about it. Even WANT to do it to a degree, but I know for a fact I wouldn't do it because while the fantasy is nice, the reality would be worse. I could never hurt a kid. That's why I look at loli pics instead of CP. Cartoons are harmless.
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>>696788600
U must be fucked up if ur moms car fucked u in the back of her friend. Wait what?
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>>696788866
Momma mia it's a full house!
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>>696787792
Yeah i gotcha lemme type it up
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>>696788866
Knew I did the right thing. Thanks, bro.
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>>696782956
Respect
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Four years later, I still read my ex gf's email and Facebook. Stupid bitch has never changed her passwords.
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>>696789122
No problem man. Cheers!
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>>696789018
Thanks senpai
>>696789122
Shoulda popped a feel on dat booty
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>>696787527
boy or girl??
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>>696788750
i actually feel guilty about all this because they were nice girls, and i could have easily just stayed with any one of them. but being 15, i wanted to get in their pants rather than actually be good to them and do it the hard way.
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> get new neighbor year and a half ago
> Single mother, 17 year old brother, 13 year old daughter
> Daughter takes immediately liking to me
> Comes into my yard and just sits
> Calls my name and waves from across the street
> Would take pictures of me cutting the grass when I had no shirt on
> Think nothing of it really
> Fast forward to present, she's now
> Shes 14
> Boobs getting bigger, hair longer, body more supple, becoming a woman
> Asks to play basketball with me
> Play like normal, having fun and joking around
> She asks to see my penis, wants to see it hard
> Laugh it off, "You're crazy"
> Keep shooting
> Keeps pressing me about it
> Trying hard to stay strong
> Fail when she flashes me her bra
> Take her in my car
> Let her play with my dick as I drive around
> Eventually starts to kiss it and lick the tip
> Help her jack me off while she sucks the tip, cum in her mouth
> She swallows, plays with some on her fingers
> Take her home, contemplate suicide
> Was 7 months ago. She has a boyfriend now
> Still texts me all the time
> She keeps getting hotter, will give in soon if she pursues hard enough
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>>696789625
Just wait he's gonna green text
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>>696786202
He's stuffing his face with a burger from Mcdonalds and he's drinking diet.
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Not really darkest, but I frequently steal. nothing major like large electronics, just little things, i've gotten pretty good at it though. The money saved from it is quite nice. I'll answer questions if people have any
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>>pulling his cock out of her and making me cum the taste of her pussy off his cock.
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Bumping to keep thread alive
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>>696790027
Are you a nigger?
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>>696790027
Have a mate that does this. Go pro's, SD cards, hats, food etc. Tell more
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I wet the bed on a semi consent basis until I was 10

I kept having that dream where I went to the bathroom in my dream and thought I did it in real life
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>>696790202
suprisingly enough, no.
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>>696790027
from stores/businesses or from random people?
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>>696790027
How do you avoid detection from cameras and video surveillance in most places?
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>>696788866
loli is cp you dumb faggot
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>>696786202
Brandon?
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>>696786089
what kind of girlfriend gets mad that you "touch" her in her sleep? wtf
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>>696787792
>be me
>be actually 6
>next door neighbor 1 year younger, gril
>bestfriends.jpg
>I liked her, blond, little girl body
>2young2know
>invite her over
>play with dolls
>mostly me stripping them naked and doing erotic things to them
>I was a pervert
>tell her I want to play a game
>it's easy, we roll dice, whoever gets higher wins
>loser takes somethino off
>easy
>she's not into it
"Let's play let's play"
>I roll 6
>make her roll 4
>she takds shirt off
>I start rubbing myself
>more rolls
>I always win
>she's naked
>this is my moment
>furiously beating myself now
"Wanna play doctors"
>come in very close to her pussy
>touch outside
>she starts crying
>touch inside, feel around a little
>she moans
>my 6yo body wracked with pleasure
>Ijustcame?
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>mfw my dad bursts through the door and sees
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>>696789731
Pics or it didn't happen.
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>>696790506
>hurr dur drawings have feelings
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>>696785270
you surely can't be that retarded
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>>696790530
Lol o shit what happened?
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I steal my wife's sister used underwear and give it to my wife as a gift. Wife puts them on, not knowing anything except they were a "gift", and I eat her pussy while she pulls them to the side. In my mind, I can smell her sister pussy so its like I'm eating her out.


I honestly need fucking help.
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>>696790506
US courts ruled loli is not cp.
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>>696788220
I mean it not to imply I never had the opportunity, but most of those were in hs. Glad I dogged those bullets. Well.. except for one.

I guess here's my other story lol; there's this girl from my old school. Always thought she was hot but figured it could never be. Well, she messaged me on instagram, saying she had a crush on me but never had the courage to talk to me.

She's a skater punk or whatever right now but goddamn I totally would. She's dating a guy right now, but after telling this to my good ol' buddies they're pretty convinced It could happen.

I would just need an excuse to meet up with a punk skater, pretty much the opposite of my lifestyle (indoor hermit)

>>696790514
Sorry man, Brandon ain't me, but best of luck to him
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>>696790808
Eyup
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My house molested me in the back of my uncle
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>>696790027
honestly, if it wernt for my lack of a criminal record and my lack of confidence, id do it too. and when i know i could steal something, its really hard for me to suppress the urge.
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I like to play with yoyos because it's nice to have something come back to me
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>>696790234
I don't often go for expensive things unless there's very little risk. Pigs get fed, hogs get slaughtered and all that. I usually document what I grab just for my own entertainment, it's quite fun to remember what ive gotten. Commonly stolen items are gum, lighters, soap, candles, markers and pens, and various food things. The rush is nice, and you save A LOT of money from it. I also grab fun little things that I would never buy, like dumb toys or silly products. that way if I don't like it, it's no money wasted. I also frequently give friends things like packs of gum or candy since it's of no cost to me. Some know it's stolen, some don't
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I fucked my junior high/high school ex in november after not seeing or talking to her really for almost five years. She said she was single, but had a bf apparently. She's pregnant now. Hope it's not mine!

pic related. she's from texas but lives in georgia now
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>>696790446
Major supermarkets like walmart, gas stations with camera dead spots, dollar stores. Once from Barnes and Noble, and once from bed bath and beyond, but it was really stupid of me, they have good loss prevention. lots of other different stores and shops
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>>696779024
>>696781004
>>696781529
Anyone want more stories?
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>>696790496
Many people underestimate what the cameras can pick up. all you need is an empty aisle where I know my hands or self would be hidden. just gotta be casual about it, and know which stores have good LP. If you looked with the cameras, all you'd see is me going around a corner with an item, and when I come out it isn't in my hand anymore
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>>696781529
please tell
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>>696790895
Once you realise how easy stealing can be, its hard to stop. Any time you leave a store with empty pockets, it feels like a wasted opportunity. And paying for small things like gum seems idiotic afterward
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>>696778002
Get out while you still can. Don't push it.
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>>696790984
stolen a 50 dollar gift card from micheals and had a friend who worked there scan it for free
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>>696790764
>>696790530
"Wtf are you doing anon"
>know I'm in deep shit
>ohfuck.jpg
>floundering
>she's getting dressed, still crying
>uhhhhhhhh....
>wait
>I'm six
"I was curious. I saw on TV and didn't know. She doesn't have a peepee."
>cringe because trying to sound more innocent
"Anon... it's okay to be curious. Just don't do this again"
>holyshititworked
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>>696791656
Damn, very nice. Just be careful and know local laws, something like fraud can be punished far harsher than petty theft
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>>696791583
>>696781529
Apparently they used to fuck almost every opportunity
>Sucked in a moving car, and later fucked
>Fucked in the ass doggy style, used to do anal before but after him says no to anal
>Told me she always swallowed
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>>696786774
how did u meet them
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>>696791602
i think the thing id likely do most is jack codes from pc game boxes. its too easy for games that have been out for a while.
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>>696779816
FBI FOUND
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>>696791998
Pick one and feel free to ask questions
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>>696791618
No, actually I'm fine with what I do ahhahaha
I love what I do, it's not good but it's fun and hot
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>>696792094
I generally try to avoid things like gift cards, game codes, things that can have tracking in place for them
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>>696776467
I'm into incest porn and I've fapped to nearly everyone I've ever met, male or female. I also fantasize about having incestuous orgies with other people's families.

I also tell my family in hanging out with people when in reality I just drive around chain smoking cigarettes and listening to music. Not because I don't have friends, I could be hanging out with people I just like to drive. Not really dark but weird.

I a
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>>696792224
It'll all be good until the day you're caught, and then you're fucked, no going back from something like that.
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>>696787608
Carlos?
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>>696790027
Do you ever get nervous when passing people or employees?
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>>696792012
One of the guys lives down the street from me. The other guy is a buddy of his, hangs out there all the time. Old closeted fags, ya know? Neighbor dude just straight up asked me if I'd like to hang out naked. Was awkward, but why not?
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>>696792285
true enough. there is a walmart around here that i wouldnt mind ripping off once or twice. they really seem like they need better security total. they make it too easy to get away with shit.
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>>696792432
Hmm yeah
But I just wanna keep doing stuff to her
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When I was 10 my 12 year old friend molested me
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>>696786845
Yea i know. It was me who did it. She was a good fuck
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>>696792305
I think pretty much the same way, with exception being that I don't scope out dudes like that, I tried when I was younger but it's not for me. there's a couple stretch of roads that I know quite well now, I know plenty of people but I'm not quite sure why it's less appealing to hang out, especially in groups
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>>696790735
Don't call me Shirley
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>>696792571
Sometimes, If I think I'm carrying too much, or something too valuable I can get nervous. Also if I feel I was in the store too long, or I was sloppy about grabbing items
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I'm schizotypal. Probably one of the worst disorders you can possibly have. It makes socializing extremely hard. If you put me in a room full of people I don't know it is probably one of the most uncomfortable things you can do to me. I've had scarring experiences from my teens up to now where I went over to hang out with some friends. Near the end of the hangout they get upset because they don't think i'm having a good time. Now at this point I have a fear that if I decide to hang out with anybody or spend time with them they will end up having a bad awkward time with me and it will just end horribly if I try at all to do something with somebody. I am insanely discouraged from doing something with anyone.

This also has huge negative implications on my chances of holding down a job. If I don't get along well with the people I work with i'll just cause drama in the work place and get fired every time. That or have to go to work with people who don't like me which will tear me up inside to have to deal with every day I go to work.


It's the worst curse ever. To feel so constantly unsafe about being yourself or relaxing around anyone. I can't let loose and just have fun with anybody no matter how hard I try. Only exception is my close family.

For my entire life I will probably live alone unless I get dead serious about getting my social life fixed and under control now.

Honestly you know what? I'm probably legitimately autistic. I probably have autism. There was one doctor out of the many I have seen and he has suspected autism but we never got a test. but every other doctor never thought I had autism so we just don't know.

You know the thing is if I could just loosen up I really feel like I could have a good time around other people. its not like i want to be alone. I want real relationships with people. Idk.
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i dont wipe my ass
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I want to pay a escort to cuddle with me. Nothing else
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>>696785976
Explain wuts that?
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>>696792651
Yeah, walmart always has either super good LP, or virtually none. I know stealing is bad, and don't try to justify it to myself, but I don't feel bad at all about taking from walmart. ignoring the whole "evil global corporation" shit, they have enough money to take a hit, it's accounted for in their financing
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>>696792938
Green text
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>>696793026
Why don't you get you're head scanned to see if you have autism?
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>>696776467
I've been a prostitute since I was 15. Still living off sugar daddies. All my friends and family think I have a 9 to 5 and that's how I pay for all this shit my own place new car everything.... I actually just sit on my ass all day playing video games and training my dog weird tricks and trying to bake cakes....while everyone thinks I'm at work.

I literally ignore my phone from 9 to 5 every day and pretend I was in meetings.

I actually just go see my main sugar daddy once a week and he gives me $3k to spend an hour talking about sex we used to have....since he can't get hard any more. No one in my life knows the truth...they think I'm hella responsible and professional and always asking me to "put them on" because they are broke.
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Im autistic
Yes I have high functioning autism but im still a autistic waist of air and a insult to the human race
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>>696792902
Either you get caught and it goes to shit, or you get caught and everything goes like in the movies. Is the possibility of it all working better than possible consequences?
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>>696778401
You can also tell here
She got some of the pounds back, but she's still slimmer than before
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>>696776467
My uncle is gay and he is an old 55yo man, nobody knows it but me
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>>696793805
Not gonna lie, that's pretty awesome.
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>>696793922
fuck this noise, it will NEEEEEVER go like the movies, unless the sister wants it and has been awake all the times but just let it happen
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>>696793922
I don't know, man
Honestly, I've always wanted to feel her up, and now that I'm doing it it's fucking glorious
I'll chill for now, that's all I'll say
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>>696791602
That's whats so scary about doing crime. Once you start doing it you cross a line in the sand you have trouble going back to. Its like lying for the first time. You get away with it and you avoid whatever it is you were lying about. So you're encouraged to do it again. It's scary how doing stuff that qualifies as bad moral character can rub off on you and make you want to do it more. Corrupting you over time and turning you into a worse person.

And as you get better at crime you get more encouraged to believe you can calculate the risk and just get whatever it is you want. You may even up the stakes and go for more.

But thats how you lose every time. Thats how you get caught. You keep doing it because you don't see any point in stopping because nobody is catching you. And so you're prepared to do this forever. But then it happens. You make a mistake. Because you can't be perfect forever even though you want to do it forever. You get caught. You get in trouble.

Stop the life of crime now anon. It will be your undoing if you keep doing it. Think hard about what would happen to you if you got caught. Think about the consequences of that.
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I have a massive foot fetish. I also have a 10 year old step sister. In the mornings, she'd cuddle up next to me and my dick would hard press against her. Sometimes, we'd play a game where she tried not to laugh while i licked the bottoms of her feet. Also, i have another step sister who is 16. My dad's apartment only has 1 room and he and his gf sleep in there while the kids sleep in the living room. I'd sleep by the older sisters feet and suck on her toes in her sleep. There were times where i also rubbed her ass.
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I helped my past 3 ex gfs suck, fuck and get licked by a friend's dog
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>>696794263
yeah, just be careful. don't try to push your luck, eventually it will run out
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>>696787527
kek, good one
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>>696789731
how old were u
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>>696793446
yea, this one is pretty shit at any level of LP so i could probably get away with damn near anything. the target however, is not. so ill leave that alone if i decide to do anything.
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>>696794263
Don't rush it. Better wait than jump straight to dry anal. Patience is a virtue an all that.
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>>696785981
What. The. FUCK. Please... please... please tell this is a bullshit story. Please tell me you didn't actually in real life, in the real world somewhere stand there and watch this shit actually happen. Please just tell me it's made up even if you have to lie. Goddamn it.
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>>696781441
This needs recognition
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>>696793805
Sounds like a dread free life. What do you plan on doing if your sugar daddy's leave you/die? Can't be good looking forever
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>>696794665
O shit. Was that your daughter /b/ro?
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>>696794385
I've been very careful, I just gotta chill a bit
I guess I'll eventually stop, but for now I'm gonna go for that pussy
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>>696790778
damn
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>>696794618
Good advice ;D thx anon
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>>696780935

How does that work? Did she furiously finger bang you or eat you out like a rabid animal?
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>>696794345
I appreciate the concern and advice, and I'll still keep this in mind, but I've thought long and hard about this, which is why if I feel sketch about a situation, I'll just dump what I pocketed and leave. I don't try to up the stakes, mostly just grab small things that would be annoying but necessary expenses in my life. Also to give things to friends, makes them happy and makes me feel generous, even if it's not really a cost for me. Out of curiosity, did you get caught for stealing or another crime?
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>>696794803
Does it matter if it was my daughter? It was someone's daughter. It was a human being. Look I do fucked up shit as much as the next guy but if you can read this story and not get so angry you could spit then you're a goddamn sociopath.
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I work in the gaming industry (Can't say specifics) and in the first quater of 2017 both Sony and Microsoft will go into a third party partnership with Valve and introduce multiplatform gaming across Xbox, Playstation and Steam.

Nintendoo was offered the partnership but ultimately refused because of the NX project. (Which stands for Nintendo Cross)
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I've been cumming onto a chair for about 1 and a half years.
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>>696780935
Go on...
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>>696794665
I'm not joking dude
And I know it's fucked up, I know I should've done something but I was to fucking retarded to try and stop them :/ :(
Just hope that the girl is somehow ok or atleast learning to forget
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>>696795183
Rip console gamers
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>>696794532
NEVER fuck with target ever, they have some of the best LP of any chain stores. they'll watch you like a hawk and aren't afraid to tackle you and get police involved. search up "caught stealing target" and see the many who have fallen
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>>696795197
KEK
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I'm bi and lowkey pedophile
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>post your darkest secret

I don't seed my torrents.
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>>696795197
If you ever get caught, blame ghosts.
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>>696795546
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>>696793805
Prostitution must pay off in the long run
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>>696795427
This is the right side ;-;
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>>696795688
Why what the fuck
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>>696795546
You damn animal
I must Kamehameha-wave your ass for your crimes
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>>696789662
How did you do that
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>>696791602
I usually steal things that I think are overpriced (small things)...that I really want but don't wanna pay for.

for example....i have some aquariums and I usually steal things like pH testing sticks, chemicals, etc.

or beauty products that are like $20 fuck that....

also I just recently started using "self checkout" isles to steal things. It truly is a rush. like an employee can be standing RIGHT EFFING THERE . I normally scan several inexpensive items, and pretend to scan the expensive ones...and set them directly in my cart after "scanning". I've gotten some very large items this way... I've never tried anything over $50. one time I forgot to put the shit in my cart and set it in the bagging area. the machine started yelling "unexpected item in the bagging area!!!" so I played it off and just turned to the employee....i asked him "why is this machine freaking out?" he didn't even look to see the items in the bagging area....which were not scanned...he just said "ya it does that some times" typed in his code and preceded to wish me a good evening as I walked out of the store.
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>>696795300
How old were you? Are you a chick? We're there any girls there? Not intervening is bad enough but how could you just leave her there? God I wish you had told me it was bullshit. I know you probably live with guilt and I'm not trying to make this worse but damn this shit hurts me for real.
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I eat people's French fries when they don't look :V
Castigate me
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>>696795808
>>696795688
This is what the top looks like today.
I can't sit on it and slouch backwards, I start slipping, the chair has lost all traction.
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>>696795350
Target has its own security division with a crime lab, they even assist police sometimes with forensic cases.
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>>696795881
Dude, I'm really really fucking sorry :(
I'm 25 now, only one girl in the group that night
It's been really fucked up, even when I posted it I started thinking about all the issues that now teenage girl must have
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>>696795881
Maybe I am fucked up. I don't see why your so beat up about this. Yes it's fucked, and OP should have stopped, yes that girl is gonna have problems forever if she's even able to push past it and live but how can it "hurt" you if it doesn't directly impact you?
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>>696792621
lol that's intense. are you gay or straight?
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>>696796319
Why the fuck would you even sit on it?
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>>696796319
W H Y
H H
Y H W
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I once brought a glock to school in my backpack, but didn't have the balls to use it. That was 8th grade.
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>>696795847
I agree, overpriced things are the best to grab, price doesn't matter anymore, only size. I enjoy getting things I regularly use like soap,shaving products, lip balm, etc. I've thought about trying for larger items by using self checkout, but it isn't worth the risk. Too many cameras there in stores i frequent, and too easy for things to go wrong. What do you think is the most expensive thing you've stolen? and what about the most useful?
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>>696796619
Fuck you, past me. Always fucking my shit up
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>>696796319
It's more fucked up than I imagined :'S
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>>696796600
>>696796619
I honestly can't say. I just do it. It gets really annoying if I bust a nut on the chair, then I have to kneel and wait for it to dry.
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>>696776467
I'm still a virgin.

51 years old and a new fag.
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>>696796881

How were the 80's?
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>>696793004
it's nice carrying a purse because this is what i do:

>pick up item and pretend I'm looking at it
>pull my phone out of my purse and glance at the time or pretend to text for a sec
>hold item and phone in the same hand while looking at a second item
>pick a spot with minimal cameras and put my phone WITH the item back into my purse
>but not just my purse....purses have a small zipped section inside for tampons and shit so I put it in there and zip it closed. that way, when I pay and pull out my wallet, my purse can be wide open and they won't see anything inside. only someone intelligent or familiar with purses will know to look in that hidden part
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>be me be 4
>moms bestfriend comes over brings stepdaughter
>shes 3 at the time
>we get naked around 4th time this happensbtw
>mfw sister walks in whilst I am staring at her clit
>both moms just think we were curious not really tho this started after I found my dad's playpen
>my dad doesnt know to this day
>mfw tied for darkest secret but don't wanna talk about the other bc legality and dont wanna get b&
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>>696796876
Throw that shit out man. That's nasty
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I have a voice in my head. I kid you not, he tells me to kill people.
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>>696797038
But then I have to buy a new chair ;-; and I can't afford that shit.
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>>696795847
>pretend to scan
Does it not make a loud "BOOP" every time you scan something?
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Use pokemon go at local parks in bathroom for gay fun
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>>696796997
I wish i could go back.
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>>696797137
Tell him/her to shut the fuck up, I'm coming for it and if it's male I'll kill the fucker, if it's female I'll fuck it then drown it
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>>696797008
Don't be a pussy. It's all anonymous
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>>696796876
Just buy another chair to sit on and keep the cum chair in a closet or some shit, unless you think you'll be tempted by the new young lass ;)
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>>696797137

What exactly do the voices say?
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>>696797003
I could grab so much if I used a purse or backpack, but it would look pretty out of place/suspicious. I usually just stuff every pocket, save the one my wallet is in. had to cut back some because can't wear a coat or jacket in the summer really, but once winter or fall comes, I can use a heavy coat or jacket again
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>>696795334
i don't get the deal
>all gamers can play together no matter what machine they have
that's kind of cool to me. i never understood this faggot pc vs console thing. we're all gamers, so what the hell does it matter?
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>>696797400
I've been through this struggle before anon.
This is the right side of my last chair. I left it in the kitchen when I left that house.
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>>696794793
yeah I've been thinking about that a lot lately. I didn't save up a lot of money because my ex blew through it....we've only been broken up for about a year and it took that long just to get my shit together without him spending it all. i'm torn between going to school for something (idk what) or just getting a real job. I haven't had to wake up to an alarm clock in at least 2 years. I used to be very hard working and got like straight A's in school but I've become a lazy fuck because of this easy financial situation...I'm kinda scared idk if I can push myself to go to some annoying ass job getting paid $9 bucks an hour... i got a job at petco for fun last year. lasted about 3 months but I hated waking up at 7am.
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>>696797137
That's how it always starts. Be strong and never give in. There will come a time when you will have to listen to it, but for now, don't.
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Have all my fucking secrets.
>had first sex at 11. was with 15 y/o stepsister.
>molested stepsister when i was 12 (she was 10 and kept making it obvious she was curious about it).
>am a furry (not a secret).
>been in 28 online relationships. in 4 years.
>dated (online) a: 26 y/o lawyer, 21 y/o woman with a child, an autistic guy obsessed with scat, a 21 y/o dude who barely spoke English and wanted to fuck Pokemon.
>i usually let my stepbrother (15) have his way with me when he visits. he's mildly autistic and won't ever get a gf so i help em out (yes, am a guy too).
>i went to rehabilitation for attempting suicide, got out by pretending to be "cured."
>how did i attempt suicide? i stole my friend's prescription pills. and his mom's. and his dad's.
>i got nudes from a 12 y/o boy i met on Kik (was 15 at the time), he was a huge slut. tried really hard to change his ways after i realized how fucked up his future was gonna be if he kept on that path.
>i held an online identity as a girl for 2 years. that 21 y/o chick i mentioned sent me nudes quite often (she was a gigantic hoe) so if someone asked "me" for a certain kind of nude to prove my legitimacy, i'd ask her to send me one as specified and use that.
>and i'm only 17. my future looks great.
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>>696797617
Mouse vs Controller
>i don't get the deal
really?
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>>696794991
Maybe she already knows and just let you do it
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>>696797361

Better times I assume.

I wasn't around that far back but I'd like a chance to revist the 90's and early 2000's.

Simpler times.
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>>696796390
I understand. Sorry if I made you feel worse. I guess I can understand feeling powerless in the situation. I'm a parent man and that kind of shit just gets me. Hopefully she has recovered and actually found her mom and didn't just die out there all alone covered in jizz.
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>>696797284
I'm assuming at times it's too loud in the store for the attendants to notice. or they just don't care, minimum wage in an unfulfilling job doesn't really motivate you to constantly confront people.
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>>696797762
i should also specify that i have 2 stepsisters.
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>>696796319
Holy shit what the fuck anon
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