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Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.


>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
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>>696774334
1th for benis
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>>696774334
Looks like time to migrate.
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It's the real thread!
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Everyone has to GET naked.
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Gud.
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bump
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Hello everyone

-Sweet Roll
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>>696775051
Um, how bout no.
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hey, i got your ice cream, lets get on with our date
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This is now a spider man thread
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So, basically, TBWWaBB (The Bodiless Witch Who's a Bothersome Bitch) is upset at you all because you have bodies, and can fetishize feet and buttholes and whatever the fuck you humans do, and she can't.
I'll try and help you out, don't die, though.
If you roll a 0, your entire body is destroyed by TBWWaBB's curse.
Roll a 1, and you lose one random limb.
Roll a 2, and your butthole is permenantly sealed shut.
Roll a 3, and your penis doubles in size. If you don't have a penis, you get one, the length (in millimeters) is your minute's post time, and the girth (in millimeters) is your second's post tiem.
Roll a 4, and you become quadrapaledic.
Roll a 5, and all the fingers on one hand turn into tongues. You have control over these tongues, but only as much control as you had with the fingers on that hand.
Roll a 6, and you get a third arm and a third leg.
Roll a 7, and you get a badass facial tattoo of a Bohr model hydrogen atom.
Roll an 8, and your eyes explode.
Roll a 9, and your feet become god-tier lewd.
...
69 and TBWWaBB kills herself.
42 and you become a fish.
Dubs and you get an awful disease.
Trips and you kill TBWWaBB and take her curse powers.
...
This is all real, but if this post gets no replies within 5 minutes, TBWWaBB dies, and all the souls she has claimed so far will finally get rest.
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>>696775051
Excellent. We shall strip them!
>>696775229
Sacrifice!!! Rip and tear!!!
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here for that tarot reading
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*Here i am once again for another infinidaggery adventure!*
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>>696775183
>>696774673
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>>696775374
reroll 4 tarot. I'm rdy 2 except my f8
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>>696775475
one more try...
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>>696775271
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>>696775519
check em
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>>696775249
Oh, good! I'm glad you didn't give it to some other girl while I was away.
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Is this the new animus shitpostery?


I'm in.
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>>696775416
A Reimu would be a good little sister.
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>>696775322
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>>696775611
KOGASA A CUTE
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My doubles are incredible, but I do not want a reading
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>>696775581
look at those juicy doubles
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>>696775416
*But i was expecting Dio-sama.......*
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>>696775416
You really like that pic, don't you, senpai?
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>>696775740
OH MAN DAS A FLIPGRILL
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>>696775611
Shhh, don't tell anyone!

>>696775642
M-my last onee-chan walked out on me...
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>>696775847
FUKK YE I FLIP SUM SHIT

WAZAAAAAAAAAAP
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>>696775604
so what are you up to these days?
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If I bought all k612 pro will I become an audiophile now?
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going to bed see ya.

Fire walk with me.
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>>696775934
I ' l l t r y

>>696776052
BOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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>>696774334
Fuck all these shitposters. I need some real fortune telling. Will I ever lose my virginity, oh shrine maiden?
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>>696775700
>Rips your clothing off.
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>>696776195
When you forget the fucking pic
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>>696776186
Garmonbozia
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>>696776206
Probably not with that attitude.
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>>696775934
An onee-chan like that doesn't deserve a little sister.
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>>696776298
The joke's on you, I'm just an EFG.
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>>696775611
In this picture Kogasa is flipped.
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>>696776206
The chances that you'll die a wizard are very unlikely, anon. So i guess you won't die a virgin.
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>>696776092
Same as usual. More and more, I'm realizing I'm gonna need a second job. Other than that, I just play games, read fortunes, and make art and animations.

What about you, Anonymous?

>>696776093
A true audiophile could phile audios from anything!

Just kidding. I'm not one of those, so I dunno.
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>>696776500
Nuh uh!
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>>696776765
Yu huh, look at the eyes.
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>>696776476
God damn it.
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I'm getting tired again
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I don't even feel anymore.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10851988
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>>696776645
Is the rent fuck-crazy where you are? Invest in roommates?
>>696776899
AW SHIT
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>>696777089
>dr. manhattan has autism
kek

-meowbot
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>>696776645
Reading a lot of cult books lately so i am prepared for starting my periodism career next year, that tryng to beat my insomnia.

Making art and animations sounds interesting, are you good at it?
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>>696777363
It's the only choice, what with how retarded his polls are lately.
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>>696777482
huh

-meowbot
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>>696777363
Fuck off, I'm the best and least autistic.
Sexts GET, bro.
>>696777482
meow
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>>696777738
ass
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>>696777738
huekek
we all know you're retarded
now go drink your daily dose of blueberry cum

-meowbot
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>>696777592
eh
>>696777738
>>696777790
That lame ass followup attempt even though you knew it'd be too late.
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>>696777505
Hello best nep. I am a little drunk cause I was drinking today.
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>>696777777
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>>696777790
Ha! Only I've managed to get sexts, git gut doctor from Manhattan.
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Would you say it's bad luck if everyone gradually forgets that you exist in your online communities, snf people stop replying in conversations regularly for periods of... ~1-2 months? Or, is it just a sign that one isn't interesting enough and needs to bandwagon about more things?
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>>696778036
I'll Vert those Verts.
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>>696777089
well that poll is pretty one sided
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>>696778073
Saved back then
>>696778015
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>>696778299
Snf being my tired ass hands' attempt to write "and"
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>>696777087
Okay... onee-chan..

>>696777169
It's not the rent but other bills and stuff. Things nobody else would be willing to help me pay, too. I made a lot of dumb mistakes several years ago and they're biting me in the ass now.

>>696777426
I dunno... well, I guess I'm better than average, judging by the feedback I get. Good enough to get paid a little bit for it. But I'll always only see the flaws in my work no matter how much I try to perfect it.
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>>696777934
Drunk to forgive about the mercilesness of this world where we don't really matters since we are insignificant and there is no point in keep fighting it but yet we still get up everyday?
>>696778367
I took a screenshot too, it's in my laptop though
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Please read me I don't know what information you need my name is frank if that helps
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>>696777928
http://www.strawpoll.me/10852054
>>696778073
But you haven't managed to get sex, so I win in that department.
>>696778367
Doesn't count for as much if you didn't specifically roll for it, but congrats for the mininal acheivment you weeb
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10850013

Choose
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>>696778305
Right in the Vert?

>>696778421
I'm not sure what to do with an imouto now I've got one.
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>>696778299
It could mean a lot of things, but most likely it's just natural decay that happens when you run out of things to talk about. Bandwagons might be outwardly dumb to the people who aren't a part of them, but they're an indicator of what the majority of people in the community are interested in. So while they're fixated on that, it might be hard to fit in if you're not into it as well.

That's not saying you should jump on board just for that reason, but it is why it happens in some cases.
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>>696778421
Well perfection is not something you can reach, its more like a motivation, you will always see flaws in your own work and thats a nice thing because you can improve it.

So you play games, uh? you got a computer in that shrine, Reimu?
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>>696778897
Voted for Hally
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I think it's time for me to sleep now. Goodnight.
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>>696778879
>cum-guzzling shitposting autistic waste of energy
i'm laughing so hard

-meowbot
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>>696778637
Your negativity certainly doesn't move you forward, bucko. Who said you needed to shake the entire planet to have an enjoyable lifetime?
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>>696779094
night vert

>>696778879
voted
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>>696774334
If we're leaving names for a fortune cookie, Cirno.
Yay, yay.
- Cirno
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>>696778879
Manhattan... your groin is plain. (You still have autism tho.)
>>696779094
Feel free to join anytime!
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>>696775271
Roll
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>>696778932
I didn't grow up with an older sister so I'm not sure what they're supposed to do!

My last one just taught me about eroge and hugged me a lot...
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>>696778637
What?
>>696778932
Damn straight!
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>>696778949
Offered explanations for problems are way better than solutions, and I appreciate this post.
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>>696778821
>>696774334
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>>696778897
The comic book that came out today.
In it, the character said that I'm "probably cruel to puppies and kittens."
That shit hurts, it ain't true.
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>>696774334
Dubs for tarot reading
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>>696778299
Idk about bandwagon but for me if we're not playing something together there's little purpose in online friends.

>>696778879
Beeeeeehhhhhhhh

It made me laugh, though. Thanks for that.
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>>696779671
Rolling again for tarot reading
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>>696778299
Also, I dubs'd
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>>696778821
for your name you get a fortune cookie
>Frank has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Void", "33".
well not good but not bad

>>696779390
>Cirno has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "19".
well uhh...looks like you're not the strongest this year
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>>696779390
>Cirno has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "19".
:,^( bad luck.
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>>696779766
Dubs'd. Tarot, please.
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>>696779404
I have less autism than any other poster, except for Chief, he's the least autistic.
My autism is just more concentrated.
When it comes to the genitals/sex, have a related filename you faggot
>>696779704
Wait a minute, I just discovered your plan!
>distract people with your tongue
>then you steal their socks
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>>696779014
Yeah.. just a busted up old Macbook Pro that fell through the boundary. I have a few games for it, like Civilization V, Don't Starve Together, Starbound, Age of Empires III, and... just recently I got Valkyria Chronicles.

>>696779094
Aww.. goodnight, onee-chan.
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I have a clingy friend. How do I get them to be unclingy? I am their only friend.
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>>696779835
Welp, good thing this year is over halfway till its end.
- Cirno
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>>696779848
Can only look forward to the future after that, right?
- Cirno
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>>696779777
OR I COULD JUST GO AHEAD AND TRIPS AS WELL, TIME TO MAKE A NEW VERSION OF THAT IMAGE
>>696779704
The mere human contact between my irl ones makes me feel just that much more sane than another person.
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>>696779521
Uuuh.. nothing! Hahaha (wheres my gun?)
>>696779934
K
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Rollin for tarot reading, give me some good news m8
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>>696779094
Goodnight
Let me drink your milk sometime.

>>696779986
Dat starbound update though. I still need to get back on that sometime.

>>696779934
Can't you just teleport all the stocks into the sun as planned?
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>>696780136
Yep.
>>696779777
Nice.
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I'm also rather interested in a reading...
Early September, if that's needed (it is, right?)

>>696780549
Thankie
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>>696780540
>stocks
Tried to abort the post, was too late

>>696780156
I'm having trouble making sense of that sentence, but cool story bro.
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>>696779531
Ah, thank you. The problem with this situation is that there's no right way to handle it. There's no magic thing you can do that'll just make the problem go away-- all the things you can do are obvious to the person experiencing the issue.

>Be more interesting.
>Find more interesting people.
>Grin and bear it.
>Jump on the bandwagon.

So there's not much advice to give, I think.

>>696779766
>Princess of Wands
A trustworthy, reliable young person, with an inborn desire to bring happiness, excitement and light to those around. This person is a messenger of good news and witty gossip. A person who is faithful in service to superiors.

>Two of Cups (Reversed)
Separation, dissent, divorce, deceit or unfaithfulness in a personal relationship. Misunderstandings and quarrels, love not returned.

>King of Swords
This king is certainly a ruler. This man is a law-maker, someone with a rational, alert and inventive mind. An advocate of law and order, and modernity to the expense of tradition. He has a tendency to be somewhat overcautious and leaves on project quickly to star on another. A man of independent judgment and an achiever in what he does.

So, you've got two people entering your life or affecting it in big ways. That's what the princess and king represent. It sounds like there's going to be some sort of relationship quarrel based on something one of those people does.
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>>696779986
I burned up Civ V back in the day, great game, got quite decent at it, dont have that much time to play games anymore thought, just when i cant sleep at night.

Any ideas about how to get rid of insonmia? I love talking to you, but i cant take you on a date everytime i cant sleep.
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Hey Reimu, I have a little issue

It might help me if I got outsiders' opinions for this

I am about to go on a camping trip with my family for a week (Around August 1st), but I have a choice to stay home, they really want me to go, but I despise camping, my last camping trip I was mostly just biding my time, waiting to return home, they also say that this will help me with my social skills by interacting with family members (which I doubt, because I am even less social than usual when miserable and/or grumpy), and that this will most likely be the last one I will go on.

My other option is to stay home, alone, for that week, something that I have been ABSOLUTELY DYING FOR, no one to bother me for an entire week! But, I will feel extremely guilty, and my family will most certainly be disapointed, even my brother, who would like me to go so he wouldn't be suffering alone.

Its stay home vs. go camping

Do I stay, and have a week off of my family, but feel guilt and their disapointment?

or

Do I go camping, one final time, and be in anguish, surrounded by other people I have no interest to talk to (I don't really have anything to talk to them about) in hopes that my social skills will improve, and just spare my guilt (and brother's suffering), and my once-in-a-lifetime chance to be alone for a week, just to make my family happy?

I really need help with this, I am tearing at the seams here

-Sweet Roll
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>>696780428
Reroll bby
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>>696780790

I'm tired, it's been at least 30 hours since I slept and I sleep very frequently. I'm a sleepy Spooky.
What I was trying to convey was that I enjoy the contact for what it is, even if some people are no-thanks material.

>>696780957
I thought that was a god diggity damned haiku for a moment.
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>>696774334
Hey whats my fortune
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>>696781074
why would this be your last camping trip? and why would it be the last time you'd be alone?
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>>696780976
I'd accompany you to play Civ V if you ever had issues.
- Cirno
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>>696780540
Can't you just teleport your homosexuality to the sun?
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>>696781356
Parents are over protective about internet.
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>>696781111
Checked
>>696781161
Saved

Ah, I've never been one for conversation, and if I don't like someone I usually just have nothing to do with them at all. That said most people do like talking so maybe the conversation you make isn't that interesting.

>>696781605
Can't you get some new pictures? I've seen all these before.
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>>696781550
Thats nice of you Cirno, we could have have a nice game if Reimu is up to it aswell.
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>>696781937
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>>696774334
>>696774334

Sure I'll have a go.
rolling for fortune. Hopefully get some news
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>>696781784
that doesn't make any sense
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>>696781356

Well, it would be the last because I will most like have a job by then

And about the being alone thing, its not the last opportunity to be alone, but it is one nonetheless

From what I remember, longest time I have been without anyone around me is approx. 12 hours, this will be the first time no one will be bothering me for an extended period

-Sweet Roll
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>>696781201
>Shaggy ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Love", "46".
looks like you'll have good luck in the love department this year
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>>696782475
That's why he wants to spend a week alone. Freedom and such. Get the idea now?
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>>696780039
If you want to take the responsibility for making them expand their horizons, you could try introducing them to other people. Maybe find some things that you can do together that coincidentally involve groups, where they could be likely to meet someone else, and make an honest effort to get them to make more friends while you're at it.

If not, or if that doesn't work, sometimes the only way someone like that will learn is by a cold slap in the face from reality when you tell them that you don't want them being so dependent on you anymore.

>>696781161
I will endeavor
.
,
.
to make haikus more often
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.
.
in your great honor.

>>696780976
Melatonin is cheap and can be bought at any drug store. That might help you if you take it a while before going to bed.

Shut off all your screens at least an hour or so beforehand, because screen light does something to your retinas that signals your brain to stay awake.

Try reading a book or doing some other quiet, slow-paced, screenless activity around bedtime.

>>696781074
Well, I can't say which one you should do... But if you do go, make a hard effort to make it worthwhile. Explore the woods or wherever you're camping. Try to find fun things to keep you occupied and don't settle for just sitting at the camp site. Use the time to practice your conversational skills and find out things you didn't know before about your family!

If you don't go, well... just try to shut off your guilt the best you can. Your family will get over it, I'm sure.
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>>696782707
take the weekend off from your family, once you get a job and move out you'll get more time to yourself again
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>>696782894
Dont want to go into drugs, but ill try doing the other stuff, thanks Reimu, you are lovely date.

I am going to try and sleep now, could i get a goodnight kiss and some illegal tarot reading whitout gets? :)
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>>696783640
Actually, melatonin is natural, not chemical, so it's completely safe. No dependency or side effects.
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>>696784002
Oh, thats good to know, ill may give it shot then.
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>>696783640
>>696783640
Well, melatonin is more akin to a vitamin supplement than it is a drug. It's one of those things your body regularly produces but might be short on for one reason or another.

I had a good time too. But you only get to pick one or the other! What'll it be?
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>>696782415
rolling
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>>696782894
good idea, I'll try to introduce them to my other friends, if not a cold slap in the face
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>>696784195
I should be using it but i don't like sleeping and taking it it's pointless if you use screens as Reimu senpai said.
>>696784325
I'll donate. >>696780366
So you'll have to do both~
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>>696784325
I think ill go for the kiss, dont want to miss my chance. Besides, life gets boring if you already know your future.

Ill hit you up with more ice cream next time i see you!
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No women has ever shown any interest in me
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Rate my summer got girlfriend but have only hung out with friends once
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master GET here
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>>696774334
Dub!!! No?
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rolling for tarot
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>>696782415
damn. rolling again. Need some kind of news.
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>>696784870
A gf sounds nice 7/10 i guess.
>>696784758
I was donating for you ;u; what have you done?
>>696784792
Why do you think is that, anon?
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>>696784668
Perfect sly little hit on Reimu, mhm. Well played.
- Cirno
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>>696782415
Fucking get. I need a fortune.
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>>696785266
Yis yis yis!!!
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>>696784668
No cancelling out my end of date ultimatums!

>>696784758
Good choice.

>*leans in and tenderly kisses Anonymous*
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>>696784954
need a tarot rerollll
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I need help.

I was a classic example of a cringy beta while growing up (I still am, I am even a virgin at 22), but I had gotten a lot better, at least I can make some friends and talk to girls now.

This change happened when I entered college, which is not on my hometown, but now due to some complications I have to change college to one that is on my hometown.

The problem is, my hometown is really small, so it is very likely that I will find people there that knew me in my mega beta days, and I am afraid that that will make things difficult for me and it will make me regress to my old situation.

What should I do?
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>>696782415
GET DAMN IT
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>>696785511
Ask and you shall receive I guess?
- Cirno
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Bell, reporting in
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>>696785266
General reading? Or you do have a question or something you'd like me to focus on?

>>696785511
Same question.

>>696785470
Well, if you don't want that to happen, you'll have to make every effort you can to not let that happen.

I realize this is easier to say than to put in practice, but who cares if they knew who you used to be? You're not that person now, and you don't have to ever be that person again for anyone's sake. Surprise them by making them get to know the new you!
>>
>>696785470
People tend to stop caring about things that happened in those times, anon. I mean, there might be a chuckle or two but people don't really care that much about the past. Don't worry about it and just be happy, you aren't the same kid you used to be anyway, so what's the problem?
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>>696785285
Dang it, i didnt see you there

>>696785351
Ooh, so you kiss on first date? :) Ill stick around until my lack sleep takes me down
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>>696785646
Need a tarot card reading, fortune, etc.
Just a guy back from vacation, no gf, bored in job, big into fighting games. The usually.

Just want some hint of anything to expected
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>>696785470
People change, I don't think they'll be expecting the old you, or if they are you should let them know what's up. Also having some people that didn't know younger you around when you do meet old acquaintances can help keep you from reverting.

>>696785847
Sup, think things have slowed down, though.
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So, is this like, roleplaying or some shit? Do you guys coordinate this, or did it just develope naturally?
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>>696786076
to this>>696786250
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>>696786076
Will I have the powers i'm looking to?
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>>696786284
Naturally, Reimu senpai makes the threads and avafags just join, anyone is welcome though! And we don't see much roleplay honestly.
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>>696786076
>>696786127
>>696786267

Thanks mates, I needed some encouragement.
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>>696786267
shit

well, back to watching paint dry and watching my game update. they go the same speed anyways
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>>696786507
General reading then, gotcha.

>The Hierophant
Also known as The Pope. He represents formal routines, such as education and religion. Spiritual guidance of some kind may be involved, but it's not necessarily.

>Five of Pentacles (Reversed)
Poverty and destitution. Adversity that may be overcome was it not for a lack of imagination or ability to be less obstinate.

Sounds like you're going to college!

>Six of Cups (Reversed)
A hankering after the past and that which is gone and never to return. Vanity and pride in past success and accomplishment creating a barrier to future success. A Clinging to the past and outdated habits and customs.

Eesh... that's kind of a downer. Sorry about that.

>>696786524
>Ten of Wands
Great good fortune that is now a burden due to it's demanding nature and demands on time.

>The Magician
Mastery of the material world, creative action, self discipline and a willingness to take risks. An ability to recognise one's own potential.

Sounds like it's a yes. It might end up being more than you bargained for, though.
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>>696786780
Well since you have been such a nice date, ill invite to a rematch, this time with vainilla ice cream. Ill get you another one if you can guess where i live.
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>>696785511
>>696786250
>>696786507
Bumping patiently
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>>696788141
What kind of question is that? There are literally 194 countries in the world!
>>696788245
Nice cap
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Going for a double to see exactly what's in the near dark future.
- Cirno
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>>696788038

Thank you, you and your cards.
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>>696782894

Well, for exploring the woods, I have a fear that I will be covered in every insect that can latch on to me and suck my blood, I also believe there is nothing for me to really see in there that I will truly wish to see

For swimming, I do not want any leeches on me, even if everyone says there isnt any, water is waaay too cold, even colder going out of the water

Fishing has lost it's lustre for me, I have become impatient, and I'm catching plants and rocks more than I'm catching nothing

I hate hiking, tiny flying hellspawns (mosquitos) eating me in the places the bugspray has not been, have to walk back the same distance back the way we came, so nothing new on the way back, and I've hiked the same trail every trip

I have already seen enough of the general viscinity around my campsite, so walking is out of the picture

I do not like sports

Sleeping/Napping is fine, its just I can never nap, I just find it difficult to decide to sleep

I already know enough that I want to know about my family, especially my close family, and I know for a fact that things I like to talk about differ drastically from what my family talks about, and I never really do anything, so there is nothing for me to say about myself

The regret of staying is equal to the pain of going

-Sweet Roll
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>>696788651
Senpai, i'm sleepy, can i go to bed?
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>>696788038
I am going back to college and use to be hot shit.

Neato.

Also think I'll end my year long cold streek with the ladies? (Or do I need to re-get?)
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>>696788651
Well, not even close, but it was nearly impossible to guess anyways. You can try again for your icecream prize.

Hint: Not a native english speaker
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i need a hug
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>try to play MMBN6
>emulator crashes
>can't open the rom because it just makes the emulator crash
>mfw

-meowbot
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>>696789833
Meowbot you lucky guy with those doubles.
- Cirno
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>>696789095
You're welcome, Anonymous!

>>696789176
Eesh... well, in that case, stay. It's like you said, you're not gonna be good company if you're not enjoying yourself anyway.

>>696789189
How will you make it up to me?
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>>696789759
*hugs* I love you anon, have i told you that?
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>>696789759
not anon but sure

*hug*
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