Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
Looks like time to migrate.
Everyone has to GET naked.
Here, brought you a sacrifice >>696774636
Oh good, it's the real one.
Um, how bout no.
hey, i got your ice cream, lets get on with our date
So, basically, TBWWaBB (The Bodiless Witch Who's a Bothersome Bitch) is upset at you all because you have bodies, and can fetishize feet and buttholes and whatever the fuck you humans do, and she can't.
I'll try and help you out, don't die, though.
If you roll a 0, your entire body is destroyed by TBWWaBB's curse.
Roll a 1, and you lose one random limb.
Roll a 2, and your butthole is permenantly sealed shut.
Roll a 3, and your penis doubles in size. If you don't have a penis, you get one, the length (in millimeters) is your minute's post time, and the girth (in millimeters) is your second's post tiem.
Roll a 4, and you become quadrapaledic.
Roll a 5, and all the fingers on one hand turn into tongues. You have control over these tongues, but only as much control as you had with the fingers on that hand.
Roll a 6, and you get a third arm and a third leg.
Roll a 7, and you get a badass facial tattoo of a Bohr model hydrogen atom.
Roll an 8, and your eyes explode.
Roll a 9, and your feet become god-tier lewd.
69 and TBWWaBB kills herself.
42 and you become a fish.
Dubs and you get an awful disease.
Trips and you kill TBWWaBB and take her curse powers.
This is all real, but if this post gets no replies within 5 minutes, TBWWaBB dies, and all the souls she has claimed so far will finally get rest.
Excellent. We shall strip them!
Sacrifice!!! Rip and tear!!!
*Here i am once again for another infinidaggery adventure!*
Oh, good! I'm glad you didn't give it to some other girl while I was away.
A Reimu would be a good little sister.
*But i was expecting Dio-sama.......*
You really like that pic, don't you, senpai?
Shhh, don't tell anyone!
M-my last onee-chan walked out on me...
FUKK YE I FLIP SUM SHIT
If I bought all k612 pro will I become an audiophile now?
I really do.
>Rips your clothing off.
An onee-chan like that doesn't deserve a little sister.
In this picture Kogasa is flipped.
The chances that you'll die a wizard are very unlikely, anon. So i guess you won't die a virgin.
Same as usual. More and more, I'm realizing I'm gonna need a second job. Other than that, I just play games, read fortunes, and make art and animations.
What about you, Anonymous?
A true audiophile could phile audios from anything!
Just kidding. I'm not one of those, so I dunno.
You wouldn't do that, would you, Assets-sama?
You can just call me onee-chan.
I don't even feel anymore.
Is the rent fuck-crazy where you are? Invest in roommates?
Reading a lot of cult books lately so i am prepared for starting my periodism career next year, that tryng to beat my insomnia.
Making art and animations sounds interesting, are you good at it?
It's the only choice, what with how retarded his polls are lately.
Hi btw, Parsee.
Fuck off, I'm the best and least autistic.
Sexts GET, bro.
That lame ass followup attempt even though you knew it'd be too late.
Hello best nep. I am a little drunk cause I was drinking today.
I think you mean top Nep.
Ha! Only I've managed to get sexts, git gut doctor from Manhattan.
Would you say it's bad luck if everyone gradually forgets that you exist in your online communities, snf people stop replying in conversations regularly for periods of... ~1-2 months? Or, is it just a sign that one isn't interesting enough and needs to bandwagon about more things?
I'll Vert those Verts.
well that poll is pretty one sided
It's not the rent but other bills and stuff. Things nobody else would be willing to help me pay, too. I made a lot of dumb mistakes several years ago and they're biting me in the ass now.
I dunno... well, I guess I'm better than average, judging by the feedback I get. Good enough to get paid a little bit for it. But I'll always only see the flaws in my work no matter how much I try to perfect it.
Drunk to forgive about the mercilesness of this world where we don't really matters since we are insignificant and there is no point in keep fighting it but yet we still get up everyday?
I took a screenshot too, it's in my laptop though
But you haven't managed to get sex, so I win in that department.
Doesn't count for as much if you didn't specifically roll for it, but congrats for the mininal acheivment you weeb
Right in the Vert?
I'm not sure what to do with an imouto now I've got one.
It could mean a lot of things, but most likely it's just natural decay that happens when you run out of things to talk about. Bandwagons might be outwardly dumb to the people who aren't a part of them, but they're an indicator of what the majority of people in the community are interested in. So while they're fixated on that, it might be hard to fit in if you're not into it as well.
That's not saying you should jump on board just for that reason, but it is why it happens in some cases.
Well perfection is not something you can reach, its more like a motivation, you will always see flaws in your own work and thats a nice thing because you can improve it.
So you play games, uh? you got a computer in that shrine, Reimu?
I think it's time for me to sleep now. Goodnight.
Your negativity certainly doesn't move you forward, bucko. Who said you needed to shake the entire planet to have an enjoyable lifetime?
If we're leaving names for a fortune cookie, Cirno.
Manhattan... your groin is plain. (You still have autism tho.)
Feel free to join anytime!
I didn't grow up with an older sister so I'm not sure what they're supposed to do!
My last one just taught me about eroge and hugged me a lot...
Offered explanations for problems are way better than solutions, and I appreciate this post.
The comic book that came out today.
In it, the character said that I'm "probably cruel to puppies and kittens."
That shit hurts, it ain't true.
Idk about bandwagon but for me if we're not playing something together there's little purpose in online friends.
It made me laugh, though. Thanks for that.
for your name you get a fortune cookie
>Frank has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Void", "33".
well not good but not bad
>Cirno has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "19".
well uhh...looks like you're not the strongest this year
>Cirno has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "19".
:,^( bad luck.
I have less autism than any other poster, except for Chief, he's the least autistic.
My autism is just more concentrated.
When it comes to the genitals/sex, have a related filename you faggot
Wait a minute, I just discovered your plan!
>distract people with your tongue
>then you steal their socks
Yeah.. just a busted up old Macbook Pro that fell through the boundary. I have a few games for it, like Civilization V, Don't Starve Together, Starbound, Age of Empires III, and... just recently I got Valkyria Chronicles.
Aww.. goodnight, onee-chan.
Welp, good thing this year is over halfway till its end.
Can only look forward to the future after that, right?
OR I COULD JUST GO AHEAD AND TRIPS AS WELL, TIME TO MAKE A NEW VERSION OF THAT IMAGE
The mere human contact between my irl ones makes me feel just that much more sane than another person.
Uuuh.. nothing! Hahaha (wheres my gun?)
Let me drink your milk sometime.
Dat starbound update though. I still need to get back on that sometime.
Can't you just teleport all the stocks into the sun as planned?
Tried to abort the post, was too late
I'm having trouble making sense of that sentence, but cool story bro.
Ah, thank you. The problem with this situation is that there's no right way to handle it. There's no magic thing you can do that'll just make the problem go away-- all the things you can do are obvious to the person experiencing the issue.
>Be more interesting.
>Find more interesting people.
>Grin and bear it.
>Jump on the bandwagon.
So there's not much advice to give, I think.
>Princess of Wands
A trustworthy, reliable young person, with an inborn desire to bring happiness, excitement and light to those around. This person is a messenger of good news and witty gossip. A person who is faithful in service to superiors.
>Two of Cups (Reversed)
Separation, dissent, divorce, deceit or unfaithfulness in a personal relationship. Misunderstandings and quarrels, love not returned.
>King of Swords
This king is certainly a ruler. This man is a law-maker, someone with a rational, alert and inventive mind. An advocate of law and order, and modernity to the expense of tradition. He has a tendency to be somewhat overcautious and leaves on project quickly to star on another. A man of independent judgment and an achiever in what he does.
So, you've got two people entering your life or affecting it in big ways. That's what the princess and king represent. It sounds like there's going to be some sort of relationship quarrel based on something one of those people does.
I burned up Civ V back in the day, great game, got quite decent at it, dont have that much time to play games anymore thought, just when i cant sleep at night.
Any ideas about how to get rid of insonmia? I love talking to you, but i cant take you on a date everytime i cant sleep.
Hey Reimu, I have a little issue
It might help me if I got outsiders' opinions for this
I am about to go on a camping trip with my family for a week (Around August 1st), but I have a choice to stay home, they really want me to go, but I despise camping, my last camping trip I was mostly just biding my time, waiting to return home, they also say that this will help me with my social skills by interacting with family members (which I doubt, because I am even less social than usual when miserable and/or grumpy), and that this will most likely be the last one I will go on.
My other option is to stay home, alone, for that week, something that I have been ABSOLUTELY DYING FOR, no one to bother me for an entire week! But, I will feel extremely guilty, and my family will most certainly be disapointed, even my brother, who would like me to go so he wouldn't be suffering alone.
Its stay home vs. go camping
Do I stay, and have a week off of my family, but feel guilt and their disapointment?
Do I go camping, one final time, and be in anguish, surrounded by other people I have no interest to talk to (I don't really have anything to talk to them about) in hopes that my social skills will improve, and just spare my guilt (and brother's suffering), and my once-in-a-lifetime chance to be alone for a week, just to make my family happy?
I really need help with this, I am tearing at the seams here
I'm tired, it's been at least 30 hours since I slept and I sleep very frequently. I'm a sleepy Spooky.
What I was trying to convey was that I enjoy the contact for what it is, even if some people are no-thanks material.
I thought that was a god diggity damned haiku for a moment.
I'd accompany you to play Civ V if you ever had issues.
Can't you just teleport your homosexuality to the sun?
Parents are over protective about internet.
Ah, I've never been one for conversation, and if I don't like someone I usually just have nothing to do with them at all. That said most people do like talking so maybe the conversation you make isn't that interesting.
Can't you get some new pictures? I've seen all these before.
Well, it would be the last because I will most like have a job by then
And about the being alone thing, its not the last opportunity to be alone, but it is one nonetheless
From what I remember, longest time I have been without anyone around me is approx. 12 hours, this will be the first time no one will be bothering me for an extended period
That's why he wants to spend a week alone. Freedom and such. Get the idea now?
If you want to take the responsibility for making them expand their horizons, you could try introducing them to other people. Maybe find some things that you can do together that coincidentally involve groups, where they could be likely to meet someone else, and make an honest effort to get them to make more friends while you're at it.
If not, or if that doesn't work, sometimes the only way someone like that will learn is by a cold slap in the face from reality when you tell them that you don't want them being so dependent on you anymore.
I will endeavor
to make haikus more often
in your great honor.
Melatonin is cheap and can be bought at any drug store. That might help you if you take it a while before going to bed.
Shut off all your screens at least an hour or so beforehand, because screen light does something to your retinas that signals your brain to stay awake.
Try reading a book or doing some other quiet, slow-paced, screenless activity around bedtime.
Well, I can't say which one you should do... But if you do go, make a hard effort to make it worthwhile. Explore the woods or wherever you're camping. Try to find fun things to keep you occupied and don't settle for just sitting at the camp site. Use the time to practice your conversational skills and find out things you didn't know before about your family!
If you don't go, well... just try to shut off your guilt the best you can. Your family will get over it, I'm sure.
Dont want to go into drugs, but ill try doing the other stuff, thanks Reimu, you are lovely date.
I am going to try and sleep now, could i get a goodnight kiss and some illegal tarot reading whitout gets? :)
Actually, melatonin is natural, not chemical, so it's completely safe. No dependency or side effects.
Well, melatonin is more akin to a vitamin supplement than it is a drug. It's one of those things your body regularly produces but might be short on for one reason or another.
I had a good time too. But you only get to pick one or the other! What'll it be?
I should be using it but i don't like sleeping and taking it it's pointless if you use screens as Reimu senpai said.
I'll donate. >>696780366
So you'll have to do both~
A gf sounds nice 7/10 i guess.
I was donating for you ;u; what have you done?
Why do you think is that, anon?
Perfect sly little hit on Reimu, mhm. Well played.
No cancelling out my end of date ultimatums!
>*leans in and tenderly kisses Anonymous*
I need help.
I was a classic example of a cringy beta while growing up (I still am, I am even a virgin at 22), but I had gotten a lot better, at least I can make some friends and talk to girls now.
This change happened when I entered college, which is not on my hometown, but now due to some complications I have to change college to one that is on my hometown.
The problem is, my hometown is really small, so it is very likely that I will find people there that knew me in my mega beta days, and I am afraid that that will make things difficult for me and it will make me regress to my old situation.
What should I do?
General reading? Or you do have a question or something you'd like me to focus on?
Well, if you don't want that to happen, you'll have to make every effort you can to not let that happen.
I realize this is easier to say than to put in practice, but who cares if they knew who you used to be? You're not that person now, and you don't have to ever be that person again for anyone's sake. Surprise them by making them get to know the new you!
People tend to stop caring about things that happened in those times, anon. I mean, there might be a chuckle or two but people don't really care that much about the past. Don't worry about it and just be happy, you aren't the same kid you used to be anyway, so what's the problem?
People change, I don't think they'll be expecting the old you, or if they are you should let them know what's up. Also having some people that didn't know younger you around when you do meet old acquaintances can help keep you from reverting.
Sup, think things have slowed down, though.
So, is this like, roleplaying or some shit? Do you guys coordinate this, or did it just develope naturally?
Naturally, Reimu senpai makes the threads and avafags just join, anyone is welcome though! And we don't see much roleplay honestly.
Well, not always~
well, back to watching paint dry and watching my game update. they go the same speed anyways
General reading then, gotcha.
Also known as The Pope. He represents formal routines, such as education and religion. Spiritual guidance of some kind may be involved, but it's not necessarily.
>Five of Pentacles (Reversed)
Poverty and destitution. Adversity that may be overcome was it not for a lack of imagination or ability to be less obstinate.
Sounds like you're going to college!
>Six of Cups (Reversed)
A hankering after the past and that which is gone and never to return. Vanity and pride in past success and accomplishment creating a barrier to future success. A Clinging to the past and outdated habits and customs.
Eesh... that's kind of a downer. Sorry about that.
>Ten of Wands
Great good fortune that is now a burden due to it's demanding nature and demands on time.
Mastery of the material world, creative action, self discipline and a willingness to take risks. An ability to recognise one's own potential.
Sounds like it's a yes. It might end up being more than you bargained for, though.
Well since you have been such a nice date, ill invite to a rematch, this time with vainilla ice cream. Ill get you another one if you can guess where i live.
Hmm... for some reason I'm getting a Northwestern US vibe...
Going for a double to see exactly what's in the near dark future.
Well, for exploring the woods, I have a fear that I will be covered in every insect that can latch on to me and suck my blood, I also believe there is nothing for me to really see in there that I will truly wish to see
For swimming, I do not want any leeches on me, even if everyone says there isnt any, water is waaay too cold, even colder going out of the water
Fishing has lost it's lustre for me, I have become impatient, and I'm catching plants and rocks more than I'm catching nothing
I hate hiking, tiny flying hellspawns (mosquitos) eating me in the places the bugspray has not been, have to walk back the same distance back the way we came, so nothing new on the way back, and I've hiked the same trail every trip
I have already seen enough of the general viscinity around my campsite, so walking is out of the picture
I do not like sports
Sleeping/Napping is fine, its just I can never nap, I just find it difficult to decide to sleep
I already know enough that I want to know about my family, especially my close family, and I know for a fact that things I like to talk about differ drastically from what my family talks about, and I never really do anything, so there is nothing for me to say about myself
The regret of staying is equal to the pain of going
I am going back to college and use to be hot shit.
Also think I'll end my year long cold streek with the ladies? (Or do I need to re-get?)
>try to play MMBN6
>can't open the rom because it just makes the emulator crash
You're welcome, Anonymous!
Eesh... well, in that case, stay. It's like you said, you're not gonna be good company if you're not enjoying yourself anyway.
How will you make it up to me?
*hugs* I love you anon, have i told you that?