Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
If you GET!
I've been worse!
Sending positive feelings your way!
Reimu for President, I'm going to set it up a bit...
Anon can't into GETs.
Here's a meek try.
I don't feel the magic.
Reimu is bae.
Thank you! <3
I will institute a monarchy if elected. Rest assured that the Hakurei Dynasty will bring good fortune to all!
bored and ran into an unlucky streak of running into to many nihilism jokes and philosophy today.
The streak was with finishing bojack horseman which had a bit of the mentioned above, then the X-files had a bit of that out of all places then a youtuber I watch brutalmoose made another nihilism joke
I will be fine soon though.
Have fun folks, I just came to greet you all.
That depends... how long have you dated this person? Have you lived together for any length of time to make sure you're compatible? I wouldn't recommend rushing into a second one, but as long as you learned from any mistakes you might have made it's not like it's an inherently bad idea.
*Bell is that you?*
*So you're fine now, right?*
*Also hi everyone, sorry if i am late.*
Well, if you married with someone new is because they have something you like, right? Also, for how long have you been with this person?
we have been together for 3 years
we both have kids from previous marriages
i feel i need to move things on with her at this stage, we sleep over at each others houses all the time and we all get on great
She is so amazing, smokes, drinks we get wasted and fuck loads
But something holds me back, experience maybe
Ah, I see. Well, hopefully we can inject some optimism into you again shortly.
I'm fine. Just gotta start making some more money soon, that's all.
So... I heard you've been pestering Alice again. Could I maybe persuade you to stop that?
>mrw me and my friend can't decide what to do
No. Not me, I usually get dubs when I try.
Maybe you're insecure about this marriage, but honestly you sound like you make a lovely couple. Don't worry and keep enjoying with her, anon.
Hello Lady Reimu! Hello thread! I have lurked here many times, first time posting! I love the comfyness here!
can I get a General reading if GET?
If not, a fortune cookie would be lovely!
Call me Mantis!
Nice to finally meet all of you!
*I was just trying to help you by making people join your thread, someone asked for a quick way to make friends and i thought that suggesting him to visit your thread was a great idea, i wasn't bothering her at all, maybe she is just tired of having me in her threads.*
I think it would be a good idea to live together fully for a good while, to see how the day-to-day is going to look for the next... hopefully rest of your life.
It's those little day to day incompatibilities and routines that make or break a marriage, assuming nobody's cheating or doing anything majorly wrong.
nice to see another non-human around here
Meh, I'll make one last attempt at a GET, and bounce if I don't get it.
Do or die! Rolly polly keep on rolling!
no i am insecure about this marriage lol
my last wife was a total bitch and cleaned me out
i know this one is different and she has more money than me so thats not an issue
i just dont know the path to take which is unlike me. I dont think there is a right path, either decision will have its ups and downs
>Mantis ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "56".
extremely good luck for you mantis
I found the thread. It's a miracle.
I'm a tad distracted (re-installing Charles so I can debug some HTTP request issues) but I can do tarot readings for anyone interested. I only do one at a time, I tend to do full celtic cross, and I write a WHOLE LOT about each card to help you better understand your reading. Mine come at a cost, though.
living together is a very hard decision to try and reverse.
She has a four year old and i have two kids, i feel its either going to work out or be a total nightmare. The path is foggy from past experience also and may not help the future.
As I said last time, if you're going to go there, remove your identifiers and don't talk about us, please. It's not like I can make you, but why keep imposing on her like that?
Hello and welcome! I'm glad you enjoy my shrine!
Well, that's what life's about, anon, you can't be forever happy or sad, there will always be up's and down's, that's what spices life! The only thing that matters is that you two stay by eachother's side, together!
I didn't knew that Alice is making threads again.
Nice too meet you Mantis call me Renko I am rarely to came in this thread but welcome to thread mate.
Please let it happen.
ANDREW HEATH THE NOODLE GOD HAS RETURNED
no problem, seems the luck is kicking in already
So where is the chaotic thingy not I'm anon btw.
It's best if you are unable to post an ID picture to sign off so we know who is who.
Example name to sign off
Hello fellow Aya lover.
*Mm, so it's as i thought, she just can't stand me, fine then, i will do as you say if you want me to stop visiting her threads.*
She just came back after a long bout with sickness.
Oh my, it seems you GOT. Here's your general reading.
>Nine of Cups
Emotional stability, a benign outlook. Inner security which radiates a general aura of goodwill.
It seems that you will have a very balanced near future.
>King of Swords (Reversed)
However, you will encounter someone who misuses his power and is capable of true evil to achieve his goals. Be careful of this kind of person, for your own sake.
>Queen of Cups
Another person you will encounter or interact with heavily.
A woman who is highly imaginative and artistically gifted, affectionate and romantic in outlook, and creates an other worldly atmosphere around herself. A woman who lacks common sense, but is highly intuitive and sometimes psychic and dreamy. Atmospheres, other people and events can easily influence her.
Shut Up or I will shoot this gun infront of you.
Your happiness is my satisfaction, anon. Goodluck!
Anonymous can stay Anonymous if he wants to. Not everybody has to have an identifier here.
I'm sorry to be the one to say it, but it seems you didn't pick up on it so I felt like I had to.
I'm just wondering why are you always enter this thread when Alice is done with her threads.
I feel like your lines regarding me are getting worse and worse.
Good evening. Mind if I sit in?
She has a thread up? I didn't know
Time to troll lol
Who are you ._.
Didn't mean to be imposing. Just giving a little advice.
>Now that i got Killer is Dead to run correctly
>This game is fucking amazing
>I purr like your meow meowwww me are purrrrr meowww and purr
What the fuck did you mean by this?
Silly, i told you i started posting with avatar~
My my, Vert!
*Hi Renko! It's been so long since i saw you here the last time! How are you?*
*I see you followed my advice to visit this place! See? As i said, no one wants to hurt you here.*
*Don't worry about that Reimu, i already suspected it, but i thought she was mature enough to bear my presence in silence.*
By the way if the poll gets at least negative one votes, Reimu becomes 2016 president.
What's up chief?
Here's some lewd for you
Chief is an ass grabbing fuckboi.
Someone that just decided to join the thread. You can call me Vert.
Oh look, it's a Nep!
oh hey its my favorite goddess
Glad to hear you're enjoying it
If a 3d printed gun is a spellcard, does that mean I can be a touhou just by carrying?
Oh hey it's my favourite generic space marine guy.
...said The Bodiless Witch Who's A Bothersome Bitch. She gives you and your Waifu a curse. Roll to find what that curse is.
0 - Say Sayonara: Either you or your Waifu have disappeared. If your second-to-last digit is even, you dissapear. If it's odd, your Waifu dissapears.
1 - Funky Fusion: You and your Waifu have been fused into one being! If your second-to-last digit is even, the new being turns out OK, but if it's odd, you and your Waifu become a deformed abomination.
2 - Douchebag Duality: Either you or your Waifu now suffer from a split personality which will take over at random intervals. If your second-to-last digit is even, it's you that gets the split, and your other personality will be a complete asshole to your Waifu. If odd, your Waifu gets a split personality, which acts like an asshole to you.
3 - Threesome Threat: Either your life, or your Waifu's life, becomes bonded with someone else. If second-to-last digit is even, your life is bonded to a man. He becomes part of the relationship. If odds, your Waifu is bonded to a woman, and she becomes part of the relationship.
4 - Fourth Fuckery: A copy of you and your Waifu are created somewhere in existence. No, this isn't Keit-Ai, shut up. If second-to-last digit is even, the copy is friendly, and will either hang out with you and your Waifu, or just leave you alone. Odd, and they're out to kill you both.
You should ask for a tarot!
But of course~
5 - Hand Holding: Hand holding becomes the only lewd act that you and your Waifu can partake in. Better caress those five fingers good. If second-to-last digit is even, both you and your waifu greatly get off to hand-holding. If odd, it's boring shit.
6 - Ant Autism: Oops. Either you or your Waifu become on of these 6-legged cocksuckers. Even second-to-lat digit, and you become the ant. Odd, and your Waifu does.
7 - Sacred Shit: You get lucky. Either you or your Waifu becomes the God/Goddess of luck. If even, you become the God. If odd, your Waifu does.
8 - Enthusiastic Eater: Damn, either you or your Waifu become really fuckin' hungry. If even, it's you. You'll constantly need to eat, but you won't get fat, although the food has to be prepared and served by your Waifu. If odd, your Waifu gets the curse, and you have to make all her food.
9 - Joy. You and your Waifu will be happy until you both die.
If dubs, the Witch kills you both.
If trips, you kill her, and get Waifu superpowers.
If quads, you become the Lord of Magic/Curses.
Says the one that keeps trying touch my stern.
*And believe me, she would still be a perfect president if compared with the ones that are currently fighting to win that title.*
That is far too many hats!
not much, just handing out fortune cookies
i stopped you from taking salvos you ungrateful fuck
I meant Vert
>Look at the previous filename
Is this better then?
She is, and she probably would have never said anything about it. But why make her bear it when you could eliminate the problem easily? Everything would be fine if you just do like I suggested and don't identify yourself.
I just don't want anybody getting the idea that we only want special snowflakes...
Go right ahead! Goddesses are always welcome at shrines.
You have to admit that he is quite generic. It somehow helped sell consoles though!
You said burp.
That IS the top Nep.
This is where I take over the shrine and make everyone worship me~
Almost trips, anyway I'm still good just finished my exams 2 weeks ago that's why I am rarely to enter this thread; Glad to see you aster.
Good luck with that Ikarous.
What if he wanted some salvos?
NOT A CAT
I KNOW that was not your motive!
I don't support all these hats.
Why would you call a truck 'with a shitload of hats'?
I call a truck a truck, and I call 'with a shitload of hats' a sentece fragment.
Well, you do have an abundance of certain assets compared to the current god... hmmm...
*No no, relaxe, i'll do better than that, i will just stop posting there. However i want you to know that i am not doing this for her, i'm doing it because you asked me to.*
*If you won't hurt others they will act the same in your regards, it's that easy.*
This is going to be my cult Vert! Not fair!
Those some tig ol bitties.
Go away I am not your mom.
Yes even Marisa does that either even the little girl.
yeah you have a point, those sales got you shares though and you already have your first recruit
then you can fire some at him
you know nothing
No you didn't ._.
People never let things go :/
So apparently based RNG smiles on my shitposting. Such a strange deity.
Regardless, looks like it's #OmegaTime, baby.
Hello, what's going on in this thread?
*Do you know already how these exams went? And of course, i'm glad too you made it tonight!*
Too abstract and gay also satanic quints
Hey! I'm here too, you know?!
(I still got to recognize that's a nice pair of milkbags)
Never liked gods. Always so full of themselves.
If there is going to be a war to take over the shrine I'm going to be the wild card
>Yes even Marisa does that either even the little girl.
I can't decipher this code.
My best guess is Marisa does little girls. Which should be common knowledge, anyway.
hostile takeover apparently
*We are talking about a specific group of people Ikarous, it is better if you just ignore them, ok?*
Not yet, but I hope I passed some of them.
You can return tomorrow if you can.
1v1 me, scrub.
So, what would be the problem then, anon?
based RNG's blessings are upon me today. Bask in my glory, mortals.
16 inch cannons bringing freedom to the world, baby.
>Nine of Swords
Deception, premonitions and bad dreams, suffering and depression, cruelty, disappointment violence, loss and scandal. All of these may be overcome through faith and calculated inaction.
>King of Cups
A person who commands respect, but not love. A man of business or law, considerate and responsible. He is kind but ambitious and a skilled negotiator. He is a born manipulator, someone who has arrived in a position of power by the use of brain as opposed to brawn. He avoids taking people into his confidence and often works in secret or behind the scenes. He is a seeker of power, with hidden motives, often distrusted or feared by those around him.
>Princess of Wands (Reversed)
Honest qualities, that may turn to petulance. Someone who believes they are trustworthy, but all the time being unfaithful.
It seems you have a couple of untrustworthy people in your life, but it would better serve you to do nothing than to try to confront them.
You asked for advice? About what?
Well, I appreciate it all the same.
Assets are important for a goddess to have.
That's too bad, but the people get to decide who they prefer.
Those sales were quite important. I just wish my sales were doing better now.
You're going to love this.
THE LITTLE INCHLING (I FORGOT).
Say what again or I will shout you literally to the face.
Cute pic, guessing you know some jp. Also nice trips.
Ohhhhh boy Satan trips.
Assets, i kinda feel for Blanc. Amirite?