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Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
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Reimu is bae. Avatars are meh, but I'll let it pass for best shrine maiden.
Fortune telling?
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>>696757459
Hi, senpai. How you doing?
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>>696757712
If you GET!

>>696757760
I've been worse!
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>>696758022
Sending positive feelings your way!
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Reimu for President, I'm going to set it up a bit...
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>>696758124
What's wrong?
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>>696758022
Anon can't into GETs.
Here's a meek try.
I don't feel the magic.
Reimu is bae.
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>>696758169
Thank you! <3

>>696758204
I will institute a monarchy if elected. Rest assured that the Hakurei Dynasty will bring good fortune to all!
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>>696758549
Rolling for anon!
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>>696757459
am i stupid to get married a second time when the first time was a train wreck?
Tell me wise one!
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>>696758256
bored and ran into an unlucky streak of running into to many nihilism jokes and philosophy today.

The streak was with finishing bojack horseman which had a bit of the mentioned above, then the X-files had a bit of that out of all places then a youtuber I watch brutalmoose made another nihilism joke

I will be fine soon though.
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This tiny-weiner-asian faggot again....
Go fap to your anime and leave us the fuck alone. Stop tryna act like a fucking shrink.
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>>696758749
looks like anon can into 49
So since it's 49 day
49 GET!
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Have fun folks, I just came to greet you all.
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>>696758779
That depends... how long have you dated this person? Have you lived together for any length of time to make sure you're compatible? I wouldn't recommend rushing into a second one, but as long as you learned from any mistakes you might have made it's not like it's an inherently bad idea.
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>>696758549
*Bell is that you?*

>>696758022
*So you're fine now, right?*

*Also hi everyone, sorry if i am late.*
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>>696758779
Well, if you married with someone new is because they have something you like, right? Also, for how long have you been with this person?
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>>696759294
>*Bell is that you?*
Bell? I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about
But I want my fortune told!
So I gotta GET.
But you didn't say what.
SINGLES GET!
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Tarot readings?
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>>696758999
we have been together for 3 years
we both have kids from previous marriages
i feel i need to move things on with her at this stage, we sleep over at each others houses all the time and we all get on great
She is so amazing, smokes, drinks we get wasted and fuck loads
But something holds me back, experience maybe
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lurking until fortune cookies are needed
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>>696758827
Ah, I see. Well, hopefully we can inject some optimism into you again shortly.

>>696759294
I'm fine. Just gotta start making some more money soon, that's all.

So... I heard you've been pestering Alice again. Could I maybe persuade you to stop that?
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>>696759371
>>>696759527
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>mrw me and my friend can't decide what to do

>>696759294
No. Not me, I usually get dubs when I try.
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I don't care about dubz, I roll to get

ARMPITS
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>>696759527
Maybe you're insecure about this marriage, but honestly you sound like you make a lovely couple. Don't worry and keep enjoying with her, anon.
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>>696757459
Hello Lady Reimu! Hello thread! I have lurked here many times, first time posting! I love the comfyness here!
can I get a General reading if GET?
If not, a fortune cookie would be lovely!
Call me Mantis!

Nice to finally meet all of you!
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>>696759667
*I was just trying to help you by making people join your thread, someone asked for a quick way to make friends and i thought that suggesting him to visit your thread was a great idea, i wasn't bothering her at all, maybe she is just tired of having me in her threads.*
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>>696759527
I think it would be a good idea to live together fully for a good while, to see how the day-to-day is going to look for the next... hopefully rest of your life.

It's those little day to day incompatibilities and routines that make or break a marriage, assuming nobody's cheating or doing anything majorly wrong.
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>>696760114
nice to see another non-human around here
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>>696757459
Meh, I'll make one last attempt at a GET, and bounce if I don't get it.
Do or die! Rolly polly keep on rolling!
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>>696759926
no i am insecure about this marriage lol
my last wife was a total bitch and cleaned me out
i know this one is different and she has more money than me so thats not an issue
i just dont know the path to take which is unlike me. I dont think there is a right path, either decision will have its ups and downs
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>>696760330
The pleasure is all mine!
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>>696760114
>Mantis ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "56".
extremely good luck for you mantis
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meow

-meowbot
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I found the thread. It's a miracle.

I'm a tad distracted (re-installing Charles so I can debug some HTTP request issues) but I can do tarot readings for anyone interested. I only do one at a time, I tend to do full celtic cross, and I write a WHOLE LOT about each card to help you better understand your reading. Mine come at a cost, though.
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I'm going to start setting Reimu 2016 up now.
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>>696760675
what are you talking about

-meowbot
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>>696760675
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>>696760319
living together is a very hard decision to try and reverse.
She has a four year old and i have two kids, i feel its either going to work out or be a total nightmare. The path is foggy from past experience also and may not help the future.
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>>696760147
As I said last time, if you're going to go there, remove your identifiers and don't talk about us, please. It's not like I can make you, but why keep imposing on her like that?

>>696760114
Hello and welcome! I'm glad you enjoy my shrine!
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>>696760464
Well, that's what life's about, anon, you can't be forever happy or sad, there will always be up's and down's, that's what spices life! The only thing that matters is that you two stay by eachother's side, together!
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>>696760556
Thank you so much!
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>>696759667
I didn't knew that Alice is making threads again.
>>696760114
Nice too meet you Mantis call me Renko I am rarely to came in this thread but welcome to thread mate.
>>696760675
Please let it happen.
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>>696757459
ANDREW HEATH THE NOODLE GOD HAS RETURNED
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>>696761000
no problem, seems the luck is kicking in already
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So where is the chaotic thingy not I'm anon btw.
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>>696761230
>the chaotic thingy not
You may need to practice your English if you want answers
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>>696761000
It's best if you are unable to post an ID picture to sign off so we know who is who.

Example name to sign off
Sunpeak
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>>696761230
Hello fellow Aya lover.

~MikanBox
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>>696760915
*Mm, so it's as i thought, she just can't stand me, fine then, i will do as you say if you want me to stop visiting her threads.*
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>>696761000
omg trips!
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Hello again.
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>>696761584
I used to be like you stranger. For good memories I bless you with a months worth of good ramen. ENJOY!

,ANDREW HEATH THE NOODLE GOD
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>>696761016
She just came back after a long bout with sickness.

>>696761000
Oh my, it seems you GOT. Here's your general reading.

>Nine of Cups
Emotional stability, a benign outlook. Inner security which radiates a general aura of goodwill.

It seems that you will have a very balanced near future.

>King of Swords (Reversed)
However, you will encounter someone who misuses his power and is capable of true evil to achieve his goals. Be careful of this kind of person, for your own sake.

>Queen of Cups
Another person you will encounter or interact with heavily.

A woman who is highly imaginative and artistically gifted, affectionate and romantic in outlook, and creates an other worldly atmosphere around herself. A woman who lacks common sense, but is highly intuitive and sometimes psychic and dreamy. Atmospheres, other people and events can easily influence her.
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>>696757459
-hugs rei-chan-
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>>696760963
Thank you for you advice. It means a lot you took the time to answer and made me think more about how i feel deep down about her and my future.
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>>696761314
Shut Up or I will shoot this gun infront of you.
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>>696761135
welcome back
>>696761656
hi lewdmu
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>>696762044
Your happiness is my satisfaction, anon. Goodluck!
>>696762021
Hi Ikarous.
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>>696762132
what

-meowbot
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>>696760675
http://www.strawpoll.me/10851399
REIMU 2016
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>>696762244
stranger danger
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>>696761374
Anonymous can stay Anonymous if he wants to. Not everybody has to have an identifier here.

>>696761584
I'm sorry to be the one to say it, but it seems you didn't pick up on it so I felt like I had to.
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>>696762021
I'm just wondering why are you always enter this thread when Alice is done with her threads.
>>696762132
Hey Mom!
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>>696762392
I feel like your lines regarding me are getting worse and worse.
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Good evening. Mind if I sit in?
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>>696762615
sure

-meowbot
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>>696762558
She has a thread up? I didn't know

Time to troll lol

>>696762615
Who are you ._.
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>>696762511
Didn't mean to be imposing. Just giving a little advice.
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>Now that i got Killer is Dead to run correctly
>This game is fucking amazing
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>>696762716
ow...
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>>696762607
>I purr like your meow meowwww me are purrrrr meowww and purr
What the fuck did you mean by this?
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REIMU U WANT TO GO DRY?

NO RUBBER
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>>696762403
Silly, i told you i started posting with avatar~
>>696762615
My my, Vert!
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>>696758881
*Hi Renko! It's been so long since i saw you here the last time! How are you?*

>>696762021
*I see you followed my advice to visit this place! See? As i said, no one wants to hurt you here.*

>>696762511
*Don't worry about that Reimu, i already suspected it, but i thought she was mature enough to bear my presence in silence.*
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>>696762132
Cute
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>>696762942
-stare-
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>>696762923
By the way if the poll gets at least negative one votes, Reimu becomes 2016 president.
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>>696762230
What's up chief?

>>696761000
Here's some lewd for you
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>>696762998
We'll see....
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I am jealous of my best friend's best friends. He's a great guy too. I am a jealous person in general, and I wish I could be his best friend the same way he is mine.
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>>696762759
Someone that just decided to join the thread. You can call me Vert.

>>696762942
Oh look, it's a Nep!
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>>696762615
oh hey its my favorite goddess
>>696763192
no you
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CAN I FUCK UR RECTUM?
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>>696762918
Glad to hear you're enjoying it

>>696762132
If a 3d printed gun is a spellcard, does that mean I can be a touhou just by carrying?
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>>696763208
Burp it is
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Can u tell me my fortune.
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>>696763248
Oh hey it's my favourite generic space marine guy.

>>696763369
Burp?
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>>696763278
...
...said The Bodiless Witch Who's A Bothersome Bitch. She gives you and your Waifu a curse. Roll to find what that curse is.
...
0 - Say Sayonara: Either you or your Waifu have disappeared. If your second-to-last digit is even, you dissapear. If it's odd, your Waifu dissapears.
1 - Funky Fusion: You and your Waifu have been fused into one being! If your second-to-last digit is even, the new being turns out OK, but if it's odd, you and your Waifu become a deformed abomination.
2 - Douchebag Duality: Either you or your Waifu now suffer from a split personality which will take over at random intervals. If your second-to-last digit is even, it's you that gets the split, and your other personality will be a complete asshole to your Waifu. If odd, your Waifu gets a split personality, which acts like an asshole to you.
3 - Threesome Threat: Either your life, or your Waifu's life, becomes bonded with someone else. If second-to-last digit is even, your life is bonded to a man. He becomes part of the relationship. If odds, your Waifu is bonded to a woman, and she becomes part of the relationship.
4 - Fourth Fuckery: A copy of you and your Waifu are created somewhere in existence. No, this isn't Keit-Ai, shut up. If second-to-last digit is even, the copy is friendly, and will either hang out with you and your Waifu, or just leave you alone. Odd, and they're out to kill you both.
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>>696763199
You should ask for a tarot!
>>696763208
But of course~
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>>696763464
5 - Hand Holding: Hand holding becomes the only lewd act that you and your Waifu can partake in. Better caress those five fingers good. If second-to-last digit is even, both you and your waifu greatly get off to hand-holding. If odd, it's boring shit.
6 - Ant Autism: Oops. Either you or your Waifu become on of these 6-legged cocksuckers. Even second-to-lat digit, and you become the ant. Odd, and your Waifu does.
7 - Sacred Shit: You get lucky. Either you or your Waifu becomes the God/Goddess of luck. If even, you become the God. If odd, your Waifu does.
8 - Enthusiastic Eater: Damn, either you or your Waifu become really fuckin' hungry. If even, it's you. You'll constantly need to eat, but you won't get fat, although the food has to be prepared and served by your Waifu. If odd, your Waifu gets the curse, and you have to make all her food.
9 - Joy. You and your Waifu will be happy until you both die.
...
If dubs, the Witch kills you both.
If trips, you kill her, and get Waifu superpowers.
If quads, you become the Lord of Magic/Curses.
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Phone post cuz dag be dag. Fight me chee
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>>696763248
Says the one that keeps trying touch my stern.
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>>696763130
*And believe me, she would still be a perfect president if compared with the ones that are currently fighting to win that title.*
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>>696763464
HOW DEEP WE WANNA GO?
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>>696763141
not much, just handing out fortune cookies

>>696763440
>generic
>mfw

>>696763534
i stopped you from taking salvos you ungrateful fuck
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>>696763440
I meant Vert
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>>696763665
>Look at the previous filename
Is this better then?
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>>696762998
She is, and she probably would have never said anything about it. But why make her bear it when you could eliminate the problem easily? Everything would be fine if you just do like I suggested and don't identify yourself.

>>696762780
I just don't want anybody getting the idea that we only want special snowflakes...

>>696762615
Go right ahead! Goddesses are always welcome at shrines.
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>>696763840
You have to admit that he is quite generic. It somehow helped sell consoles though!

>>696763842
You said burp.

>>696763943
That IS the top Nep.

>>696764014
This is where I take over the shrine and make everyone worship me~
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>>696762998
Almost trips, anyway I'm still good just finished my exams 2 weeks ago that's why I am rarely to enter this thread; Glad to see you aster.
>>696762759
Good luck with that Ikarous.
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>>696763840
What if he wanted some salvos?

>>696762923
NOT A CAT
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>>696763665
>calls a truck with a shitload of hats
is this better

-meowbot
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>>696764014
JUST LET ME PUT IT INSIDE YOUR THROAT
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>>696764354
Why would you call a truck 'with a shitload of hats'?
I call a truck a truck, and I call 'with a shitload of hats' a sentece fragment.
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check еm
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>>696764679
no, no really check em this time
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>>696764750
no guys seriously this is the time i get dubs
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>>696764014
*No no, relaxe, i'll do better than that, i will just stop posting there. However i want you to know that i am not doing this for her, i'm doing it because you asked me to.*

>>696763177
*If you won't hurt others they will act the same in your regards, it's that easy.*
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>>696764247
This is going to be my cult Vert! Not fair!
>Filename
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>>696764827
alright guys i was just joking around before this is the real one
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>>696764640
Those some tig ol bitties.
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>>696763358
Of course.

>>696762338
What?

>>696762558
Go away I am not your mom.

>>696763358
Yes even Marisa does that either even the little girl.
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>>696763199
can i get a tarot for this shrine maiden
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CAN U MAKE A PAPER CUT ON MY DICKHEAD?
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>>696764904
whoops forgot to add dubs to my post
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>>696764954
what?

-meowbot
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>>696764247
yeah you have a point, those sales got you shares though and you already have your first recruit


>>696764320
then you can fire some at him

>>696764503
you know nothing
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>>696764995
alright i give up killing myself
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>>696757459
Give me some advice fortune teller.

-DOIL
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>>696764247
No you didn't ._.

>>696764253
she's goooone

I'm saaad

>>696764830
People never let things go :/
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>>696764933
So apparently based RNG smiles on my shitposting. Such a strange deity.

Regardless, looks like it's #OmegaTime, baby.
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Hello, what's going on in this thread?
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>>696765111
I advise you to check your trips.
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>>696764253
*Do you know already how these exams went? And of course, i'm glad too you made it tonight!*
>>
Too abstract and gay also satanic quints
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>>696765122

OMEGA
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>>696765151
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>>696764756
Hey! I'm here too, you know?!
>>696764933
(I still got to recognize that's a nice pair of milkbags)
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>>696764858
Never liked gods. Always so full of themselves.

If there is going to be a war to take over the shrine I'm going to be the wild card
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Nep's my trademark waifu
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>>696764954
>Yes even Marisa does that either even the little girl.
I can't decipher this code.
My best guess is Marisa does little girls. Which should be common knowledge, anyway.
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The best assassin in my opinion.

~MikanBox
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>>696757459
My brother is NEET and shows no signs of improving, yet I don't care enough or want to help him overcome this since he doesn't want to overcome this himself.
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>>696765151
hostile takeover apparently
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>>696757459
I really need a fortune telling right now please. Dubs get.
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>>696765118
*We are talking about a specific group of people Ikarous, it is better if you just ignore them, ok?*
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>>696765227
Not yet, but I hope I passed some of them.
>>696765118
You can return tomorrow if you can.
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post your best memes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06GhoEncLWU
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>>696765316
Oh yeah, it is time,
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>>696765441
1v1 me, scrub.
>>696765508
So, what would be the problem then, anon?
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>>696765581
Re roll.
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>>696765122
>>696764933
based RNG's blessings are upon me today. Bask in my glory, mortals.

>>696765348
16 inch cannons bringing freedom to the world, baby.
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>>696764982
>Nine of Swords
Deception, premonitions and bad dreams, suffering and depression, cruelty, disappointment violence, loss and scandal. All of these may be overcome through faith and calculated inaction.

>King of Cups
A person who commands respect, but not love. A man of business or law, considerate and responsible. He is kind but ambitious and a skilled negotiator. He is a born manipulator, someone who has arrived in a position of power by the use of brain as opposed to brawn. He avoids taking people into his confidence and often works in secret or behind the scenes. He is a seeker of power, with hidden motives, often distrusted or feared by those around him.


>Princess of Wands (Reversed)
Honest qualities, that may turn to petulance. Someone who believes they are trustworthy, but all the time being unfaithful.

It seems you have a couple of untrustworthy people in your life, but it would better serve you to do nothing than to try to confront them.

>>696765111
You asked for advice? About what?

>>696764830
Well, I appreciate it all the same.
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>>696764756
Assets are important for a goddess to have.

>>696764858
That's too bad, but the people get to decide who they prefer.

>>696765065
Those sales were quite important. I just wish my sales were doing better now.
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>>696765685
You're going to love this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qclDfyIdMDk
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Can you give me a fortune? That would be so cool!
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>>696765118
Hey Ika.

>>696765921
Assets, huh?
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>>696765458
THE LITTLE INCHLING (I FORGOT).
>>696765032
Say what again or I will shout you literally to the face.
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>>696765666
Cute pic, guessing you know some jp. Also nice trips.
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>>696766027
Ohhhhh boy Satan trips.
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>>696765921
Assets, i kinda feel for Blanc. Amirite?
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