>explain an anime plot badly and /b/ guesses what anime
Mercenary hires young girl to be his apprentice just because her mom is hot.
>group of friends
>main character has magic power to freeze time
>antagonist is called airconditioning slayer or something.
>non important character has magic powers.
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Entire world is filled with weeaboos
Main character has gender identity issues and heavy case of autism
Has an emo friend whom he's gay for
Series literally never fuckin ends even after it ended
Two kids sit in class
One of them does crazy shit while other one is pissed off
Pissed off one looks like a retard because they kept complaining
Later got turned into a shitty live action film
Boy is nerd virgin who sweats video game. Sweats video game. All his friends die. Apart from black guy, girl and a few others. Boss fights. Game Over. Girl in hospital. Boy sweats new game. Boys sister fantasies over brother in game. Boss fights. Game over. Boy saves girl. Happy weeaboo ending
>In the year 2022, virtual reality has progressed by leaps and bounds, and a massive online role-playing game called Sword Art Online (SAO) is launched. With the aid of "NerveGear" technology, players can control their avatars within the game using nothing but their own thoughts.
Kazuto Kirigaya, nicknamed "Kirito," is among the lucky few enthusiasts who get their hands on the first shipment of the game. He logs in to find himself, with ten-thousand others, in the scenic and elaborate world of Aincrad, one full of fantastic medieval weapons and gruesome monsters. However, in a cruel turn of events, the players soon realize they cannot log out; the game's creator has trapped them in his new world until they complete all one hundred levels of the game.
In order to escape Aincrad, Kirito will now have to interact and cooperate with his fellow players. Some are allies, while others are foes, like Asuna Yuuki, who commands the leading group attempting to escape from the ruthless game. To make matters worse, Sword Art Online is not all fun and games: if they die in Aincrad, they die in real life. Kirito must adapt to his new reality, fight for his survival, and hopefully break free from his virtual hell.
>Parasites take over from space
>Parasity tries to enter MC, enters right hand instead
>They become friends, parasite probably jerks him off
>Parasite touches the boob, MC gets cockblocked
>FUCKING HAND BLADES
>Epic dubstep rock catching scene
>BODIES FUCKING SEPARATING AS A WEAPON
You literally described almost the whole plot