>explain an anime plot badly and /b/ guesses what anime Mercenary

Anime is cancer you shitty fucking meme poster

>>696726634
You are cancer

>>696726517
Little girl
Fuckton of computers
It was all fake and a lie

>>696726517
Guy with huge ego
Kills a whole bunch of people
Magic
Dies at the end

>>696728200
Serial Experiments Lain

>>696728318
Kek note

>>696728493
Gottem

>>696726517
Samurai guy tries to fuck a girl which sporadically turns into a monster and tries to kill him.

Pirate King and super powers...
Not much more detail needed

kid committs mass murder with a book

>>696730455
Lame, deathnote.

Whiney kid gets rescued by dude who won,t draw his sword.
Kid gets kidnapped.
Dude draws sword.

>>696730028
One piece

>>696730028
One piece

>>696729472
The fuck? I dunno but I need to see this.

>Perverted MC
>Sexy androids ruin peaceful life
>Harem
>FANSERVICE

>high school
>group of friends
>main character has magic power to freeze time
>antagonist is called airconditioning slayer or something.
>non important character has magic powers.
>b b b b b b b

Small kid walks with younger but taller kid who is a knight and they trying to find a rare rock for their parent

>>696729472
Kemonozume!

>>696731939
Full metal alchemist

>>696731418
Mahoromatic

Good call, anon.

>>696732700
Nope, but I'm gonna have to watch that.

>>696732455
Yeah boi

Also dubs checked

Moves into the white house
Father is a chef
They make a rock band

>>696733370
That's so Raven?

>>696726517
The final boss is OP as fuck, and the trap main character will shank a bitch.

>>696730805
Sword of the Stranger.

mom is hot
YUKKI YUKKI YUKKI
he get to grab boob almost at end

Muh bananas
Muh cellphone
Muh lab
Fuck SERN

School boy pisses him self
Grows feet wings
Becomes amazing rollerblader

>>696734735
>Fuck SERN
Steins;Gate

Come on anon, that last line was a dead giveaway.

>>696731726
Hint: they get rescued when it rings

>>696734537
main character is a constantly crying cunt

Lives in a pineapple under the sea

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>>696735788

some really bad shit happened, now some people have super powers but when they use them they have to compulsively do some dumb shit

>>696735074
I'm not to good at this. How about this one.

Level 5
Superpowers
Fancy city

Girl tries to find and rub 7 shaven balls to grant wish

>>696736391
Darker than black

>>696736137
Naruto

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Cory-san in the hausururu

>>696736407
Raildex.

>>696736391
guilty crown?

Main guy is a demon and he has a sword and a twin brother

>>696736764
Devil May Cry.

>>696736825
Nope

>>696736704
Yep

shut in
furniture talks to him
scared of other people

>>696736825
Hint: He goes to school to fight demons

The succubus wants the MC's bone-r.

>>696736588
Winrar

>>696737141
Rosario Vampire

>>696737141
Dxd?

>yuki
>yuki
>axe
>yuki

>>696737141
Konasuba

>>696735788
Mirai Nikki

There's these teens that can go into tv's and they use the power of friendship.

>>696726517
weeaboo bullshit happens, large fandom ensues to curse humanity

>inb4 every anime ever

>>696737467
Teletubbies

>>696737329
>>696737331
>>696737411
All wrong.

Entire world is filled with weeaboos
Main character has gender identity issues and heavy case of autism
Has an emo friend whom he's gay for
Series literally never fuckin ends even after it ended

>>696732839
Heaven's lost property?

>>696737675
GOT EM

>>696737141
Hint: The MC is also a pay-to-win faggot.

>>696737620
Story of OPs life

>>696726517
Desert punk obviously.

>>696726517
Desert Punk

>>696737748
Gotta say, crappy anime

>>696737768
hilarious but wrong

young boy tries to save father figure, accidentally tortures his soul, gets a facial tattoo and starts killing demons. He then loses his weapon but gets it back stronger.

>>696737420
Why yes sir

>>696738276
B.E

>>696737620
Zetsuen no Tempest?

>>696737380
refer to
>>696737420

>>696738408
correct. was kinda obvious i guess

People die.
Bar games.
Decim.
Jazz.

>>696738365
nope. don't even know what that is

>>696734146
Assassination Classroom

>>696738641
no life no game?

Configurable mechs
Berlin Wall
LOVE MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND

>>696734146
Assassination Classroom?

>>696738704
Nope. It's a fairly recent one.
>tested
>dummies

>>696738641
Death Parade, was just about to do this one

>>696738641
Cowboy bebop?

>>696726517
>Girl gets sex slave
>lots of fighting
>girl fucks sex slave's big bro
>sex slave fucks her big bro
>girls fight over big bro
>decide to go lesbo

(Hint - not hentai)

>>696738681
>>696738788
Winner winner.

Also, AI waifu is best waifu.

>>696738377
nope

>>696734996
Forgot about this one

>>696737140
Ao no exorcist

>>696726634
Boku no Pico?

>>696738823
Winar!!!! Fuck i loved that show

Samurai
Nujabes

>>696734996
Air gear boi

>>696728318
Could also be Code Geass (which is better than Death Note btw)

>>696738842
God no

>>696737467
Persona

>>696738641
Death Parade

>>696735299
Hint 2: it's alright

>>696738276
hint: mc doesn't like being called a beansprout, girl has cool shoes

Bald cunt in spandex is overpower

>>696739223
One Punch Man

>>696739129
Winar!!!!

>>696738723
Hint: sequal to pretty much the same original

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>BOAT
>I WILL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU

>>696726517
little girl
magic and shit
parents are pigs
"I'll save you luck dragon"
"tank you little girl, but I saved you first"
true meaning of love
save parents
que theme music

>>696739308
Yeah. That was too easy eh?

Guy wants to become strong and gud
Faggot discriminates him
They become rivals
Guy is trained by strong guy

>>696738922
AI waifu was great indeed

I've got two:

>Crazy mad scientist
>Is so cool
>Pain and suffering
>SAVE THE GIRL SAVE THE WORLD

Two kids sit in class
One of them does crazy shit while other one is pissed off
Pissed off one looks like a retard because they kept complaining
Later got turned into a shitty live action film

>>696736391
deadman wonderland

>>696739523
Steins;Gate, ez

>>696739470
hero academia?
alternatively every underdog anime ever

bunch of lolis play world of tanks

>>696739523
Already been done

>>696739424
spirited away?

>>696739523
Steins Gate

>>696739424
Spirited away

>>696739565
Darker than black mate

>>696739523
Number 2:

>Genius
>Magic bird
>Obey me
>This is the price I pay
>ALL MY FEELS

>>696739640
Girls und Panzer

>>696736137
dragon ball z

>>696739674
>>696739733

aye, It's the only animé I've ever seen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT0fIfiw7Sg

>>696739621
Yeah you got it right

Boy is nerd virgin who sweats video game. Sweats video game. All his friends die. Apart from black guy, girl and a few others. Boss fights. Game Over. Girl in hospital. Boy sweats new game. Boys sister fantasies over brother in game. Boss fights. Game over. Boy saves girl. Happy weeaboo ending

>>696737620
It's obviously Naruto
Best description 10/10

>>696736764
Blue exorcist

Dude gets harem. Stupidly fucks twin sister instead. Lakes. Gray hair

Beta boy gets on wrong bus to school
Lolis surround him
Lolis have monsterous sekrit

>>696739864
SAO and SAO 2

see cute grill on train everyday
start dating
multi-task
???
boat

>>696739643
Didn't know that

>Get defeated in group
>Defeat them solo
>Always nearly dead, some miracle saves him/her
>Cats
>All have anger problems

>>696739864
Sao is bad. And you should feel bad

Kid likes Digging
Bro likes surface
Mechs
Hot chick
10/10

>>696739052
i thought code geass was a piece of shit, not compared to death note, just in general

>>696739757
Code gayass

>>696739988
Kek

>>696740106
Gurren Lagann

>>696740106
TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN

>Some guy gets curious about some strange girl at school
>The girl and her friends need drugs on a daily basis
>Government hunting them down

>>696739923
And we have a winner!

>guy kills a bunch of people for money
>makes friends and kills people with them for money
>leader betrays group
>guy then gets magic armor and harem

Alright here's one:

Pink haired girls
Crazy killer turns retarded
MC and Antagonist knew each other as kids
Kill a lot of people then dies in the end kinda

HARDMODE

Shitty sub, gr8 dub
Scooby Doo
1 season
lesbian mom

Food
Blue Hair girl
Fights
Food

>>696737099
Welcome to the NHK

>>696739945
Oreimo

>kuroneko is best girl fuck you Fushimi

>>696736391
Chinese Electric Batman

>>696740268
Gokukoku no Brynhildr?

>>696740270
It was hard, but the final clue was too easy compared to the others ^^
(and I've seen too much of it)

>>696737620
>full of weebs
>gay for emo friend
>fucking autistic
>gender identity issues
>never ends
Gotta be Naruto

>In the year 2022, virtual reality has progressed by leaps and bounds, and a massive online role-playing game called Sword Art Online (SAO) is launched. With the aid of "NerveGear" technology, players can control their avatars within the game using nothing but their own thoughts.

Kazuto Kirigaya, nicknamed "Kirito," is among the lucky few enthusiasts who get their hands on the first shipment of the game. He logs in to find himself, with ten-thousand others, in the scenic and elaborate world of Aincrad, one full of fantastic medieval weapons and gruesome monsters. However, in a cruel turn of events, the players soon realize they cannot log out; the game's creator has trapped them in his new world until they complete all one hundred levels of the game.

In order to escape Aincrad, Kirito will now have to interact and cooperate with his fellow players. Some are allies, while others are foes, like Asuna Yuuki, who commands the leading group attempting to escape from the ruthless game. To make matters worse, Sword Art Online is not all fun and games: if they die in Aincrad, they die in real life. Kirito must adapt to his new reality, fight for his survival, and hopefully break free from his virtual hell.

Pale haired faggot feels no pain. Poof! Now he does, and so does everyone else

guy gets awesome eye and arm, kills giant monsters, guy with shit-eating grin and his family fuck him up, war ensues, saves people with song

>>696740928
Avatar the last airbender

>>696726517
Man kills everyone he fights with one punch

>>696741013
correct

>>696741062
Already done

>>696741062
one piece

Bodybuilder becomes friends with a Nazi who is a machine gun, then they fight things.

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>>696741122
Celebrating

>>696740928
I think Bleach, because of swords.

Fist of the North Star

2 gay kids + friends
clown

>>696726517
niggas shit cancer in a test tube

>>696741010
Tokyo ghoul?

>>696740106
BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN YOU NIGGER

>>696739196
Please tell, i want to watch it

>>696741273
>>696741062
Winner

>>696741062
Fist of the North Star.

Obv suck at replying.

>>696740177
Code Geass is my second favorite anime tbh

>walls and giants
>main character is hotheaded and boring
>you know everyone will eventually die

>Parasites take over from space
>Parasity tries to enter MC, enters right hand instead
>They become friends, parasite probably jerks him off
>Parasite touches the boob, MC gets cockblocked
>FUCKING HAND BLADES
>Epic dubstep rock catching scene
>FIGHT PARASITES
>BODIES FUCKING SEPARATING AS A WEAPON
>muuuuum
isgreatanime

WAY more questions than answers.

>>696741299
HunterXHunter?

Titties
Oh shit, that's a Lotta blood
CGI guns
A metric fuckload of extra lives
Fat man eats steak on a blimp

>>696741513
Parasite

>>696741480
Attack on Titanic - Rose's Revenge

>>696741346
nah

>>696740443
Mirai Nikki?

>>696740972
Kiznaiver

>WATER
>EARTH
>FIRE
>AIR

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>>696741513
He said badly you cum guzzling faggot

>>696741536
Correct, sadly too easy

>>696741552
Hellsing Ultimate

>>696741800
Correct

>>696741776
Avatar, the one with blue people

>>696740547
Don't know where the blue hair girl comes in (unless megumi counts) but Shokugeki no Souma and that this is gr8

>>696737548
kek

>>696741552
Actually sounds interesting

>>696741776
Runescape?

>>696741891
Hellsing Ultimate famalam

>>696740608
Nope. Yosuga no sora

>>696741779
What do you even mean?

Neckbeards get erections from watching cartoon girls.

Space niggers attack Earth and one ship escapes

>>696741010
Idk what it is but I gotta see it

>>696738972
Saburai shambloo

>>696741513
I'd like the answer later ^^

>>696741378
Same

>>696738276
D.gray-man

>make a contract with me

>>696738909
Dragon balls Z : ultimate technitit!

>>696726517

>Immigrant guy just trying to live his life
> girl who was born into high class family, but is to curious for her own good
> guy is actually a demi god
> cyberpunk
> robots

>>696742142
Parasyte I think

>>696742242
Code Geass

>4 highschool grills
>LITERALLY EVERY EPISODE IS RANDOM BULLSHIT
>FOODFOODFOOD

>>696742242
Ace attorney

Amputee fuckboi with giant shithunk of Metal as a Brother does shitty magic tricks

>>696742284
Ergo Proxy

anime with the hottest female character ever made

Revolutionary mutant rat wants to kill all humans

>>696742009
Superman v Batman?

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>>696741996
You literally described almost the whole plot

>>696742359
Excel Saga

>>696742428
Ratatouille

>>696739470
pokemon soulsilver

>>696742423
Boku no pico

>>696742142
>>696742287 is correct
It's "Kiseijuu, seiken no kakaritsu" if i'm correct

MC likes Bows
Secret harem developing
Shitty Guts remake with big sword.

>>696742359
Cancer. What you've described is cancer.

Loli falls for teacher, hijinks insue as he tries to be left alone. Emo dude at end. Incest. Gym class

>>696742032
D. Grey-Man
Absolutely recommend it, awesome show and is currently getting a second season.

>>696742472
Well fuck, kill me.

>>696742472
>>696741996
ALMOST THE WHOLE PLOT

>>696742557
Only seen one episode, but God Eater?

Strong fucks with spirit animals
Coup
Titties on a princess
Also, pig is the savior

>>696742359
Hint:
>Tons of anime references
>Weeb gamer grill who procrastinates everything

>>696726517
This little faggot follows a big faggot around and heals his wounds or some shit, he's also comedic relief.

Also the big faggot literally gets raped by a nigger

>>696742423
Yep. I loved the art style.