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Sup /b/, at airport. Quads decides what i do.

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Sup /b/, at airport. Quads decides what i do.
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Tell police that the nearest jus limited man is carrying a bomb
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Muslim*
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Scream "allahu akbar"
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>>696719035
Get a paper bag and blow into
yell Allahu Akbar as loud as you can
Then pop the bag
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>>696719035
you know what to do
also checkem
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>>696719035
streak
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>>696719035
Kill that man with the white earphones.
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>>696719415
this
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>>696719035
Scream allahu Akbar to a crowd
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>>696719415
do it
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Fap in a corner
Quads get
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Fap in a corner fucking GET
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Yell allah uakbar and run
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>>696719767
That
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>>696719415
roll
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fuck so close FAP IN A FUCKING CORNER!!!! QUADS GET
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>>696719767
do this, drop your bag and run
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>>696719988
Dammit, rerolling
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>>696719998
close man
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>>696719998
Fuckkkkkkkkk
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>>696719998
Aaaargh
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>>696719988
Fuqin close. Nice try mate.
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>>696719998
Off by 1
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Ask someone to take a selfie with you and ask him/her to imitate pepe face
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Tackle a security gaurd
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Get belligerently drunk. Isn't that what everyone does preflight?
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>>696719035
Sneeze "Ahh Laah HU!"
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>>696720052
Rerolling one last time plus adding that you must film it on your phone for as long as you can
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Scream REEEEEEEEEEE. Then strip.
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Take out your phone and pretend to play pokemon go and wander into a place you are not supposed to be.
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scream Bomb at the top of your lungs
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Jerk off onto the xray machine conveyor belt
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>>696719415
Rollin
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>>696720423
this
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Steal a woman's purse
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Scream Alan's snack bar, post vid
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>>696720423
this
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Tear off shirt for Allah and scream Allah akbar at the top of lungs
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Rant about how TSA scanning is apart of rape culture
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Board the plane like a normal person.
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yell allahuakbar ofcourse
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>>696719955
Oh shit checked
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Piss everywhere and shout "MINE" when someone walks past
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>>696720576
Reroll
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>>696720576
Roll
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Shit in a urinal.
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Shove your hand into that trash can and just stand there like a retard for a good minute
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>>696719415
rolling for this
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>>696719035
trip a muslim walking by and yell allahu akbar at him
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>>696719415
allahu akbar GET
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>>696720836
TOLL
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C'mon guys screaming allah akbar isn't that funny. Too mainstream and to difficult to prove it, OP will never deliver. Better ask for a pic or something. Also checkem
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>>696720576
GET
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Allahu akbar
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>>696720423
rollin
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>>696720198
rowling
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try to kidnap the kid in the pic
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Attempt to stand on your hands, then pretend you're a gorilla beating its chest and say "Dicks out for Harambe"
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>>696720423
Rolling for this
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Dance confusingly in front of the TSA officers.
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Allahu akbar say it OP and record it

or say theres a bomb in the airport and then run away with the crowd
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say allahu akbar outload>>696719035
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>>696721520
roll
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>>696721520
rollin for this
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>>696721451
Rawling
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>>696721520
rollerino
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Go in to a different terminal, and when a gate is about to board, whisper to a passenger "Don't get on the plane."
Then do a full 360 and walk outta there.
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>>696721520
fucking GET
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>>696721520
GET
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>>696719035
yell ''Alahu Akbar'' while throwing a bag in a crowd of people
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>>696720423
Rollin on the river
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>>696721520
do it OP
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Do nothing
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>>696721520
rollin
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>>696721733
rolling for this anon
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>>696721520
this!
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>>696722130
>>696721733
quads coming up soon
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>>696722098
This
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>>696721520
ROLL
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>>696721520
rawlin
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>>696722185
This
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>>696721520
rolll
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>>696721733
This
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>>696721520
this please
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>>696719493
Rolling for this
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>>696721520
rolling
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>>696721733
YES ROLLING FOR THIS
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9/11 2.0
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>>696721520
roll
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get undressed and sit there till someone official says something. record and post
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>>696719493
This
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put your cock on the baby
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>>696721520
do it OP!
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>>696719035
> asks for quads
> op surely will deliver
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Yell bush did 0/11
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Reenact https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzLY5cQKsf0
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Wait for your flight
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>>696722401
rolling again
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Walk into the restroom, get on your knees and ask grown men to piss in your hands.
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>>696719035
Sneak into the pilots lounge and if anyone asks you who you are tell them your name is Ottis Spunkmeyer and then use a book of matches from one of the airports bars as ID.
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>>696721520
do it OP and be a proud man
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>>696721520
fucking get!
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Snatch a young child
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slap random woman's ass HARD
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>>696719415
Roll

Who got this
>696722222
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Get in recycling can, talk to everyone that comes up to u about the benefits of recycling.
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>>696721520
please OP and deliver that shit
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walk around randomly and take pictures of children
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>>696722222
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>>696719035
Go to the security and insist that they perform a full body scan on you.
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>>696721520
Quads get!
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>>696722824
Roll
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Take off your clothes and claim you have a bomb in your asshole
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>>696721520
Roll
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>>696719415
this
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>>696722824
quads get
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>>696722886
Kel roll
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>>696721520
This^
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>>696721520
rollin
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Demand a cavity search
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meep the down
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl6645cjAfs7BCDpMo4CVbA
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Sit
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shit on the floor
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>>696722886
Roll for this
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>>696721520
rolling again
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Rpll
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Pretend to be an airplane making airplane noises and running in circles.
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Ask if they have confiscated drugs for you to dispose of
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>>696723165
Reroll
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>>696721520
rawling for this
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shit yourself
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Try to suck the nearest guys dick
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>>696723333
Why?!
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>>696722886
roll lol
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>>696719035
>Try to suck the nearest guys dick
Dafuq u gay or something?
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>>696722886
roll
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kys
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smash the window terminal and throw someones suitcase out of it
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>>696721520
roll
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reroll
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>>696722886
quads get
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Record yourself humping either guy or female
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>>696723433
So close, roll again
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does op live?
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>>696723433
roll
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Pants on head
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>>696719415
this
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Scream "Allah akbar" at the body scan section
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Go to the restroom and splash water in your armpits and soak your head. Then sit at a terminal and act super nervous, and talk to an old person. Converse about whether she supports ISIS. End the conversation and scream Allah Akbar!
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>>696719415
this
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>>696723433
Roll
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Play Pokemon go and when you find one scream Allah akbar
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>>696721520
this
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>>696719415
Rolling
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board your flight like a normal fucking person
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>>696722406
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>>696722886
this
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>>696724210
this
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No quads
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>>696722886
This
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Suck a dick
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>>696719035
Put a Jihad on everyone in the airport
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Talk to random persons about masturbation
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it's allahu akbar, not allah akbar

scream it and run
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Quack like duck and beg for bread from old people
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Stick something metal into an outlet and leave it there.

Faggot
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>>696724680
re roll
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>>696724210
oh god this.
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Show me tits
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>>696724680
1 more roll
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>>696724888
Oh shit nigger
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>>696724210
OP won't deliver anyway... faggot.
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Say "A lah sam mal" - It means "excuse me" in Slovenian language... You can then follow up by sayin "Al kai da te nabiem?" which means "do you want me to hit you?"
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>>696724888
Do it OP
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>>696724627
Yeah show us tits
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>>696724888
trips
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Slap someone's ass and shout Takbit
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Go to the bathroom and find a stray pubic hair in the urinal. Pick up said hair and eat.
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Record yourself yelling "FORGIVE ME ALLAH. ALLAHU AKBAR!" Drip your luggage and run for the nearest exit.
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>>696724888
>>696725061
>>696725144
Not quads
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>>696719415
Rollerino
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>>696725059
> a lah
> al kai da
this man is a FUCKING GENIUS
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>>696724210
>>696719493
rollerskates
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>>696724716
techiques etc. Record and post
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>>696719493
Rolling
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>>696722886
roll
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>>696725188
Reroll
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>>696721520
rollinnnn
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>>696722406
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>>696725528
rolllll
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>>696725556
damn!
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>>696722886
>>696722886
>>696722886
rol
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>>696719415
roll, then post proofs
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>>696725556
damn. close one
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>>696719035
Go dump in the trash can
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Buy a shit ton of candy, hand them out to little children
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Run nake on the runway! Must include video!
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Kill everyone
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start undressing and pretend you're bathing
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>>696719415
Rolling for this
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>>696725794
this
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Get a tasty burger
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>>696719415
fuck it. roll.
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>yell "I can't hold it anymore"
>pants_down.jpg
>squat on chairs
>shit a giant turd
>act like nothing happened
>record it all, post on /b/
>profit?
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Throw your luggage at someone on video
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>>696726323
rollo
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Go to a bar
Order 2 drinks of your choice
Drink the first casually
Attract the attention of the bartender
slowly pour the second drink over yourself without breaking eye contact
order 2 more drinks
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>>696724210
Don't be a faggot OP. Do this. Check um
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Nothing
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>>696726363
Reroll
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>>696726323
reroll
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aloha snackba
r>>696719415
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Reroll
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>>696726461
roll
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>>696726363
GO
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>>696726323
now 6666GET
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>>696719415
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>>696726612
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scream. just scream.
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>>696726504
Roll
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>>696722406
>>696726461
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>>696724210
haha this
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>>696722886
roll
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>>696722886
roll
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>>696721520
Roll
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Post vid of your hitler saluting
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Allah Akbar faggot
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>>696726668
So close
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>>696719415
roll
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steal something
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Post faster you mongoloids
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>>696726323
7777GET?
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Put your phone on audio recording, then acted like you are really tense and worried about something, stop a random person and asks if they can give you some advice. Asks that if your religion want you to do somethig, but it's a terrible thing, should you do it anyway or not.
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Go in the bathroom and take a shit on the floor
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take a shit and throw it at someone
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Scream Allahu Ahkbar, and then throw your bag at the nearest security person.
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>>696725179
You anons rolling for OP to yell Allah akbar really have no imagination.

Rolling for this instead
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▲ ▲
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helicopter dick!
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get some alcohol at dutyfree
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>>696719415
roll
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>>696726461
this
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7777

steal someones luggage
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>>696727378
All right then, how about he goes up to the nearest person and starts licking their fucking ear.
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Dance Macarena!
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>>696722886
rollin
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take dick out and kjack off
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>>696727759
eee macarena
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Find a shop that sells cakes
Buy 2 cakes
Without leaving the store, stand to one side and remove your socks and shoes
Wink at the salesperson, then place both cakes inside your socks
Put your socks and shoes back on and walk out of the store as casually as possible
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Don't do anything.
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>>696727772
>>696727789
FUUUUUUUUUU
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>Buy bottle of water
>Get water to freeze
>Then when asked not to bring liquids on plane start yelling "ITS NOT A LIQUID ITS SOLID BAKA", then start throwing cards explaining you have autism
>?????????
>PROFIT
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OP probably left an airport by now
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Alluh albar won't get you anywhere now a days. What you do is purchase 2 separate bags. Fill them up with toilet paper and somewhere around them you write "for allah" you go to a heavy populated gate sit down and get up leaving the bag there. Do the same with the other, however for the last bag take out your phone and walk past a few people clearly whispering "its the bomb" hang up and walk away.
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>>696727729
rooll
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>>696719493
rolling for this shit
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Scream "Allahu Akbar"
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>>696721733
>then do a full 360
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Just take some creepshoots of some nice asses
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Shit on the floor in the middle of the check in lounge. Walk away as if nothing happened.
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