Sup /b/, at airport. Quads decides what i do.
Tear off shirt for Allah and scream Allah akbar at the top of lungs
C'mon guys screaming allah akbar isn't that funny. Too mainstream and to difficult to prove it, OP will never deliver. Better ask for a pic or something. Also checkem
Go to the restroom and splash water in your armpits and soak your head. Then sit at a terminal and act super nervous, and talk to an old person. Converse about whether she supports ISIS. End the conversation and scream Allah Akbar!
Go to a bar
Order 2 drinks of your choice
Drink the first casually
Attract the attention of the bartender
slowly pour the second drink over yourself without breaking eye contact
order 2 more drinks
Put your phone on audio recording, then acted like you are really tense and worried about something, stop a random person and asks if they can give you some advice. Asks that if your religion want you to do somethig, but it's a terrible thing, should you do it anyway or not.
Find a shop that sells cakes
Buy 2 cakes
Without leaving the store, stand to one side and remove your socks and shoes
Wink at the salesperson, then place both cakes inside your socks
Put your socks and shoes back on and walk out of the store as casually as possible
>Buy bottle of water
>Get water to freeze
>Then when asked not to bring liquids on plane start yelling "ITS NOT A LIQUID ITS SOLID BAKA", then start throwing cards explaining you have autism
Alluh albar won't get you anywhere now a days. What you do is purchase 2 separate bags. Fill them up with toilet paper and somewhere around them you write "for allah" you go to a heavy populated gate sit down and get up leaving the bag there. Do the same with the other, however for the last bag take out your phone and walk past a few people clearly whispering "its the bomb" hang up and walk away.