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Perma-Virgin Thread

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Perma-Virgin Thread
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'Sup
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>>696708002
Okay then...
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>>696708704
What kind of party?
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>>696708864
This one of course
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DON'T STOP, MAKE IT POP
DJ BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP!
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>>696709119
So post moar
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You're not posting more.....
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post more faggot!
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TONIGHT IMA FIGHT TIL WE SEE THE SUNLIGHT
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>>696706512
permavirgin=0% chance of STD's! pretty sweet!
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>>696709666
Nice post satan
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>>696709757

Wanna share some needles?
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>>696709757
Not absolute 0. To any sig figs, sure, but there's an infinitesimal chance he has AIDS from a blood transfusion or something, or sat on a really gross toilet seat and got herpes. Or, god forbid, does heroine. But most heroine users don't remain virginal for long.

>>696709810
Getting satan trips is a 1 in 1000 chance and I get them WAY more often than every thousand posts, I think 4chan is trying to tell me some shit.
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>>696709284
>>696709492
>>696709638

Oy I gots stuff to do mate, and I don't have more, sorry
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>>696709959

It's tell you to post more g/fur
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>>696710102
That's not really my jam, amigo.
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start doing sex and you'll forget fur in a jiffy
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>>696710195
Then why are you here?
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>>696710388
You must be new
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>>696710298
Not true, can confirm.

>>696710388
Shitposting like a fucking pro.
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is someone nicknamed Otter still revolving around here?
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>>696710534
Sure...pro
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>>696710885
Dotter, and yes.

>>696710922
Don't you know I've got honorary Australian certification?
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>>696711111
What a waste
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>>696711111
>11111
>mfw
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>>696711274
What'd I fucking say, kiddo.

>>696711303
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hula hoop torso
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>I am downed by a tachaunka, but headshot him saving myself
>It is 4v1 in my favor while I am on the second floor needing a pickup
>Team ignores me
>Gets slaughtered by navy seal bitch
>We lose
Its like im playing dota again
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>>696711111
Ah, k. He's a good fella. Spoke frequently with him and some other bunch some year ago.
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>>696711604
He's a traitor to his goddamn country is what he is.

>>696711568
hi nibbles
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>>696711604
He is good people
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>>696711722
Suk dis dik
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>>696711959
Can I...nibble on it?
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sit on his lap
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>>696711722
haha, why? I recall he was slowly secceding to Poland
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>>696712137
He voted remain like the faggot fuccboi he is that's why.
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hi nefertiticaca
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Off with his head.

wait no.. I am against brexit as well.
Put his head back. apply ducttape
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>>696712730
and why, little idiot, are you against brexit?
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>>696712041
No
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boots
my one weakness
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>>696712614
Will you be here in about 10 minutes? I'll need help naming some hapless losers.
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>>696712885
alright fine I'll just suck it like normal jeez

>>696713004
you're probably weak to bullets as well

>>696713053
Almost definitely not, I'm leaving work very soon.
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>>696713096
I will name the worst person after you then
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>>696712868
Maybe it's white guilt. Maybe he just wants to see his country turned to ashes
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>>696713215
pls no make me muslamic friend
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>>696713290
Nah it's Rimworld, no religion

I'll probably make you a 70 year old woman with dementia and an ugly face
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>>696713279
SORRY FOR BEING WHITE
*whips self*
*hands key to chastity belt to tyrone*

>>696713461
Oh that's fine, I am actually a crazy witch so
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>>696713096
Good, bitch.
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>>696713560
that's not a nice word to call someone
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>>696713517
Nah I'll make you a young fit person with a shooting buff.

You might still have an ugly face or annoying voice trait or something idk thats not my decision
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>>696713645
I dont care, im still pissed off at you.
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>>696713914
You're too kind. Also if you roll an annoying voice trait you will actually have me since I shriek hysterically and lisp uncontrollably in normal speech.
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>>696714040
I'm sorry friend

I heart you
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>>696714048
Okay, I have a character

You're a 37 year old woman

Your traits are
Careful Shooter - slower fire rate, higher accuracy
Optimist - positive mood modifier
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>>696712868
UK will eventually loose any remaining global power by seceding. UK will basically be an insignificant industrial country - a path it is walking for the past few decades.

I am not from UK, but love the country, so I want it to keep a say in global affairs,e sp. cocnernign Europe, and secondly I believe in massive global powers to be the future - Europe was forming almost to become something like USA - large united economy and united political force. Division will only mean losing power.

>>696713004
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>>696714320
>optimist - positive mood modifier
I had a giggle.

>>696714364
Do you think Norway is an irrelevant country? It has never been part of the EU and yet is a hyperrelevant military power (relative to European militaries, anyway) and its economy is huge. The United Kingdom is the fifth biggest economy IN THE WORLD. EU or no EU, nobody can afford to lose their markets. If the EU were to cut off ties with Britain it would be cutting off its nose to spite its face, and indeed that would do the EU much worse than Britain itself because other markets would still be open to it. Furthermore the UK actually boasts the world's second most relevant military as a result of their strategic international positioning.

>and secondly I believe in massive global powers to be the future
With all due respect, you're a utopian moron.
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>>696714897
Oh, and her past is

Youth: Foundry Apprentice
Adult: Combat Engineer

Now I have another character

Male, 20

Iron Willed
Heat Tolerant
Chemical Interest (read: alcoholic)

Youth: Shelter Child
Adult: Drifter
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>>696714364
Don't engage him
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>>696714205
Fuck you
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>>696714897
Norway has huge economical and legal ties to the EU. They may have taken alone path, but it is purely because of their oil trade. They are considering joining EU.

UK may become like Norway but it's a step backwards
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>>696715015
go away david

>>696714979
who do we know with a drinking problem and a strong personality OTHER than me?
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I've found out that a fan in the room is a great way to make a pizza go cold too fast

...... No... I'm not eating pizza in my room...
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>>696715430
Yes of course norway has ties to the EU. So does the united fucking states. They're a huge trading partner. But if you're PART of the EU, the EU gets to literally dictate laws to you. Your country maintains no sovereignty. Norway has its sovereignty and so too will britain, and unless the EU decides to commit suicide britain will remain economically potent.
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>>696715464
okay I found another one

This one has pre-existing relationships

So I need the name of your Husband

He's a optimistic nudist who likes the cold.

Also, the alcoholic is now your son

Name them before you go
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>>696715757
name my husband after katia

and then name the kid Derrispring.
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>>696716018
>Derrispring
wut
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oh never mind, i cant name your son

he's a faction leader, not the alcoholic
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>>696714897
http://www.wsj.com/articles/south-koreas-brexit-example-1466960252

Brexit has allowed the UK to engage in bilateral trade talks with South Korea. Similar dialogue with Australia, New Zealand and Switzerland have also been opened up as a result
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>>696716125
It's a portmanteau of offspring and another word.

Never mind though I guess.

>>696716243
>>696716243
>>696716243
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oh, you have a labrador called Dudette
How quaint
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>>696716301
India is also following suit

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36744736

Canada
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1358907/britain-set-to-open-immediate-trade-talks-with-australia-and-south-korea/

German industrial leaders seek to retain trade with the UK
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/german-industry-pleads-for-uk-free-trade-deal-p8pkck6zt

Iceland
http://icelandmonitor.mbl.is/news/politics_and_society/2016/06/25/brexit_is_good_news_says_president_of_iceland/

Brexit is an all around win
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arf.
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goodbye and remember: white is right
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>>696717799
Good bye, darling
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This Thread had such a great start...
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I sense an Australian among us
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>>696722906
lies
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>>696722906
It can't be- It's winter over there this time of year. Everyone knows Australians can't survive the arctic freeze of their homeland.
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>>696722906
I'm curious, which Australian are we talking about?
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One of the few ways I know that can flush them out
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>>696723524
>jihad
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>>696724469
>Islam
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Frank's the Aussie.
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>>696725986
He didn't take the bait, tho
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>>696725986
I'm not attractive enough to be an Aussie
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>>696726126
That's a pic of his own jar of Vegemite that he posted.
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all these pictures of cats are making me miss my cat
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>>696726988
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>>696726988
Are you on vacation
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>>696726939
I'm not Australian
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>>696727258
nah she ded
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>>696727504
Doubt it
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>>696727560
no rly she ded
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>>696726988
Take mine

Please fucking take them. End my misery
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my dog is like a cat
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>>696727638
Would love to get pounded by him
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>>696728184
Pretty sure you wouldn't survive.

But yea, that sounds like a good way to go out.

>yfw a big dragon stud won't ever attempt to court with you
>yfw you won't ever be pinned under the loving weight of the master of the mountain
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>>696728178
His cock~
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>>696727907
yes pls where u @
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>>696728528
Yeah, honestly I would love to get pounded by anyone.
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>>696728662
Where are YOU at? I'll send them by plane, I ain't going to wait a minute longer than necessary
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Frank is an Aussie twink.
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>>696728528
>>696728721
How about being ridden by one, powerbottom style?
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>>696706810
i'd tap that
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>>696729297
I'm down for that, so long as there's cuddles afterwards.
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>>696729165
I'm not an aussie
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>>696729297
Fuck yes, would love all his dragon cum.
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>>696729781
Mmm.
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>>696729655
Bruh I think he means being the top. Dragon presenting himself for you.
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>>696730003
I know,
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>>696730147
Oh, in that case we're on the same page. I'd make sure that dragon left with a limp if that's what it wanted.
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>>696730446
Yep, heh. So how's your night so far?
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>>696730629
Night? It's only 6pm for me. Woke up a few hours ago and felt bad that a thread started out so well only for the dumpers to leave, so I started up on this.

How's yours going?
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>>696730837
Eh it's alright, been jerking off almost all day, So there's that.
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>>696731059
Edging or just going full-bore? Living with a room mate really restricts my actions.
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>>696731268
Full, family's not home so.
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better than tinder! plenty of fucking horny girls of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/frchan.html
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>>696731392
Makes sense. Don't catch fire though dude.
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>>696731575
I'll try not to. But if I do, call the fd for me
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>>696732000
Ok, just text me when the sparks begin flying.
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