Hold it right there! You aren't carrying any dubs

>>696697284
All clean, officer

heil kek, officer

>>696697284
N- no... officer?

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>>696697776
That's too close for comfort anon.

>>696697776
You almost got yourself arrested, sir.

nearly had quads!

officer you can have mine!

i swears offecer i dindu nuffin
i never gets dubes

>>696697284
I'm all clean and please don't shoot me because I am not white.

No officer.

Nothing to see here, officer.

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Only carrying doritos, sir.

>>696697284
Black lives matter officer!

Non monsieur

I would never, officer. I'm a fine, upstanding citizen.

>>696697284
Obligated to tell you that I have a gun in the glove box

>>696697284
yes im black

with my dub wish, i wish for more happenings in europe :(
only way to red pill people

>>696698396
You're getting arrested for being black instead.

no, sir

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Hello occifer

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>>696697284
Why? Is it because i'm black?!!

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am i guilty?

8888

>>696698887
Re

>>696698887
OHHHH SO CLOSEE

dw i'm not black

im trippin balls, get it?

You dudes are fags

not that i know of

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im this close to quads!

>>696697284
OF COURSE NOT OFFICER

>>696698888

go to my ylyl thread. There is a lot of fucking dubs there fellahs B^)

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>>696697284
No dubs here.

>>696697284
What seems to be the problem officer

>>696697284
no justice no peace

>>696699162
Fuck out of here

i dindu noffin

>>696698887
Off by 1

>>696697284
No leave me alone.

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Loli-chan never gets dubs.

>>696699266
Yes you did. In the cell with you, you monkey

>>696699311
shoot em!

>>696697284
what seems to be the officer, problem?

>>696699311
I swear those are not mine.

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No versace dubs in here

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>>696697284

No dubs here boss!

No, pls dont shoot me!

>>696699346
You're not taking me alive! These dubs are mine I tell ya, MINE!!!!

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>>696699411
GET HIM

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No dubs my friend.

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What seems to be the officer, problem?

No, but I have meth, officer.

>>696697284
My 2nd amemement rights!

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NO DUBS HERE DON'T EVEN LOOK

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Why don't you actually make yourself useful? Go round up some heroin dealers; they're actually fucking with society instead of handing out tickets like candy to people in a park after it "closes." Get fucked, pig.

You may have to perform a cavity search on me. ;)

>>696697284
These ain't dubs these are conjoined singles

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I can't get dubs with this dick

No, not here

I've never seen a pair of dubs in my life officer

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I MADE THESE DUBS FOR YOU

>>696697284
I can haz cavity search?

i didn' do nothin'

i swear i'm innocent

>>696697284
Im clean and white sir.

>>696699796
wtf?

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>>696699866

>>696697889
Says the man 1 digit away from trips

Carrying QUINTS, you shitass pig. What you gonna do now?

>>696699866
Yes, you can!

what what

yes officer, dubs of course.

99999 get

im black dont le shoot

quint get!

No dubs beneath the hood

Have fun with the cavity search. ;D

nice try>>696699961

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>>696697284
yeah, right..

fuck the police

>>696699999
nicee

>>696699999
I win!

5th

>>696700020
Joke's on you officer, I was the decoy. The real quints got away while you were busy with me.
>>696699999

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>>696699999
OH SHIT IT'S A SHOOTER

>>696699999
witnessed

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>>696699999

>>696699999
Nailed it

>>696699999
I NEED BACK UP, I REPEAT I NEED BACK UP!!

>>696700000

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>>696699999
GET THIS FUCKER NOW

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1

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I'm clean as well officer

Fuck tha police

>>696699999
NIGGER

>>696699999
You sir are a mad man

>>696700700
Nice dubs

Bitch, please. I only carry quads.

>>696700441

Called the last digit. Respect.

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>>696699999
End the terror now son, you're gone for gud

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>>696699999

>>696699999
Oh god!OH GODDDDDD!!!!

>>696700700
Nice doubles

>700700
:^)

>>696700866
Shut it, you smalltime dubs-peddling crook.

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>>696699999

Nothing wrong here officer.

>>696699999
You are so dead.

all clean here officer!

No sir, no dubs here.

>>696700977
Even dubs-havers are scared of this nigger….

>>696701111
Oh shit.

>>69670111
Take him down boys!

>>696701111
>>696699999
WHEN WILL IT END?

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>>696701111

Nuffin to hide officer

I'm clean

>>696701077

Dubs a'legal in the imperium, y'can't do shit

>>696699999
Include me in the screencap

Ok I have dubs

Probably not.

>>696697284
I don't have to answer that. What's your badge number

>>696701184
Was it CP?

I sware double, I don't have any officers.

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>>696701144
u fugged boi

>>696699297
what would we do without u

>>696701293
Why the fuck would anyone screencap a quints-get? There are like seventeen of them everyday, and no one wants to read a screencapped dubs patrol thread.

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fuck you officer!

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>>696699999

I only disposed of quads 3 days ago, sir. They were given to me by the anon 2 posts under mine.

>>696701409
Cops got their hands full with quads and quints, they let me off with a warning, believe it or not.

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I swear these dubs arent mine officer I was just holding them for a friend

No drugs officer just large amounts of drugs.

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>>696699999
wow

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i win this thread

>>696699999
YOU MADMAN

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All I got is weed officer

Dindu nuffin occifer

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>>696697284

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>>696699999

>>696699918
balls and dick

>>696701640
>trying to draw more attention to his achievement on an anonymous image board

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr0tTbTbmVA

>>696699999
wrrwYGISW RTYGUWTG EGYUHBGDHY5THDA E\YRHYHH

>>696697284
ROOLtwat1

>>696697284
I sure dont hope so, but if found its my friend's

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>>696699999

>>696701435
of course, but not in a thread that intends NOT to get them XD

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>>696699999
50 PEOPLE FOUND DEAD IN MASS SHOOTING HOYL FUCK

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>>696697284

>>696697284
hey look man, I need the money

>>696698887
holy shit

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>>696697284
No officer... no dubs here... or trips

I hope not, officer

no sir no fakn dubs here

no dubs here sir

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>>696700700
GET OUT OF THE CAR AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE FUCKING AIR

>>696697284
Ha

So many crooks in this bread. The cops can't keep up at all.

>>696702911
sir step out of the vehicle please

>>696702911
Raise your hands, asshole!

dubs get FUCK THE POLICE

>>696697284
Of course not

What are dubs?

No I swear

i dindu nuffin

>>696697284
A dubs ? What's that ?

%%nope%%

>>696697284
dindu nuffin

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>>696697284
no sir

>>696697284
nyet

[spoiler]yep[/spoiler]

>>696699999
CYYYYYYYYYYYYKAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

>>696697284
Are you racially profling me, yo? That's petty

i'm black

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>>696697284
Nothing at all, officer!

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>>696699999

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>>696699999

QUINTS GET

no dubs here Officer!

>>696697284
am i free to go sir?

>>696699999
witnessed

NO dubs here?

>>696699999
RIDE WITH ME

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>>696701111

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>>696697284
Wouldn't dream of carrying dubs officer

I don't know, am I?

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check em'

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>>696697284
NO DIMMADUBS HERE, OFFICER

>>696704777
wtf is with this thread?

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>>696704777
sheit

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Fuck the police

Nuffin to see here.....

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Let me just check my pockets...

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>>696704777
>>696701111
>>696699999

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>>696699999

Nope just smuggling some sandniggers

Nope. Just smuggling some WMD's for Uncle Sam for the next invasion scheme.

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>>696699999
oh sweet jesus

>>696705644
>>696705866
GET EM

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do you have a warrant officer

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No officers here dubs.

>>696697284
I could be. Dunno, let's see...

#dubslivesmatter.

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>>696699999

getting dubs aint easy

>>696699999
u fucking wot m8

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None here officer

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>>696697284
I'm not because I'm Argentinian

>>696697284
roll

I dindu nuffin officer why you pulling me over

EVERYBODY RUN!!!!

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I'm all clean, officer.

Uh... No. I'm white. Gtfo

>>696697284
I don't have anything officer I swear