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of my cats brought this in. Little bastard woke me up with

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of my cats brought this in.

Little bastard woke me up with some kind of fucked up horrific barking that was loud as fuck. Not taking to food or water. It may be young enough to still be on the tit, I don't really know.
What do I do with it? Eat it? Fuck it? Take it to an animal shelter? Feed it to the cat?

69 names it.
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Shit, maybe this one isn't sideways.
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>>696694522
One of my cats*
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>>696694522
Timestamp.
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>>696694522
maybe feed it a carrot? rabbits like carrots right?
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Take it to an animal shelter. You probably don't care about animal and don't believe in science but this kind of species is very emotional and they feel much than us humans do.

On your pic it's pretty obvious that he's scared to death and feels a lot of strong anxiety. If you can't take it to an animal shelter right now, just give him food and water and LEAVE HIM ALONE until you can.

Do it for me.
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>>696694522
Male or Female? Pics for proof
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>>696694522
This gone be good
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>>696695232
Seconded.
Don't be a dick OP.
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Timestamp or its bullshit OP
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>>696695232
roll
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>>696695232
>>696695616
reroll
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Name it Judy
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>>696695232
Rolling
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>>696695658
Oh thats hot m9 :))) xd
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>>696695237
rolling
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Go to Wal-Mart
Buy kitten formula
Feed little bunny
Keep in your pocket
Now have pocket bro
Get Hella puss from pocket bro
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Rabbit meat is good. Eat it. A meal provided by your cat
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Burn it
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>>696695658
rolling for this
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>>696695963
off by one
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Raise it like a Pokémon and train it to smite your enemies
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>>696695232
rollin
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>>696695887
Roll for pocket bro
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>>696694716
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>>696695232
rolling
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>>696695658
name it Judy for sure and take it back outside why would you take it to an animal shelter, take it back out to wherever Alice is
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>>696695232
roll, please.
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>>696695232
this
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>>696695232
Mr. Bun

Also, this.
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>>696696075
I lost. Since no one else knows about that anymore
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>>696696075
Nice one. Now bring it to safety shelter like other guy wanted.
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fuckface.
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>>696695887
Roll for bitches love little buns
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>>696695887
I like this post.
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Strangle it. Reminds me of my ex
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>>696695232
reroll
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>>696696075
Show bunny genitals
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>>696696228
This also
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space prgogram?
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>>696695232
That
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>>696694522
It's not to young to be on a spitfire for a half hour, like dude said, rabbit is good. Your cat just brought you a protein bar.
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>>696696350
kek
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>>696695232
this be nice to him pls
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>>696695232
roll
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Name it Steve The Downie.

Teach how to swim, unassisted, in the biggest pool you can find.
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Kill it and throw it on the grill. Wild rabits are a pest anyways. Tastes like chicken :)
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>the most helpless animal has to get into some /b/tard's home
I hope you take it to the shelter.
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>>696694522
>of my cats brought this in.

How fucking hench is your cat? My fully grown cat can just about drag a dead baby squirrel, no chance of dragging in a bunny. He could probably kill him, but he'd have a hard time dragging him around. Even if your cat did bring him in, how is he not dead or atleast injured?
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>>696694522
Dinner
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>>696695232
roll
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>>696694598
If you want your pictures to not look sideways you can just edit them. Turn them around and crop them a tiny bit. It's dumb but it works.
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>>696696194
Or everyone else is winning
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>>696696626
Yeah, I'm not buying it either, the bunny doesn't seem to have any injuries.
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>>696695232
>You probably don't care about animal and don't believe in science

You're making that assumption based on what, exactly? Because I saved the little shit from being eviscerated by a pack of carnivores. I niggerrigged a shelter with food, water, and locked it away from the cats reach in a seperate bedroom. If I didn't care about animals (or...science, I guess?) I would have left him to die.

Also this is the would-be bunny killer
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>>696696626
Hmm... There seem to be a light smell of shit on that story.

Picture with cat dragging bunny with timestamp
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Shelter pls
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>>696695232
Fuck this, space program and record everything :)
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>>696695887

rolling for pocket bro
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This
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If you think you will actually take care of him, then keep and and name him Something rad like Commander Sheppard
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bunny drop soup
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>>696695232
rollin for this

name: Colonel Kurtz
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Name him toby and use him to create a website where you threaten to murder him unless you get 20,000$ by the end of august
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Li'l NiggWhippa
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Yell at it every day
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eat it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-fARFu8aeE
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The first thing you do when you find a rabbit in your house is go to 4chan and ask if you should fuck it?


You are a a legend
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>>696697107
This. For the rest of its life
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>>696695232
chance for op to do something decent for once
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>>696696969

this
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>>696695887
Pocket Bro best idea
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>>696696948
Seems like op have a little problem with the picture direction
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>>696695232
this
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>>696695887
fuck yeah
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Name it Shitskin, then lynch it. Post pics.
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>>696696626
I had a cat growing up that killed full sized squirrels, rabbits, blue jays... anything he could get his fucking hooks on. He'd try to drag that shit inside but ended up leaving them on the back patio usually. He was average sized, just quick as fuck I guess.
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>>696695119
rabbitfag here, carrot tops are ok but not so much the root. and yeah it's likely still on the tit judging by the white tuft on its head. See if you can find the nest and take it back. if it's not injured the mother'll likely take it back.
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let go se enimel senk yu.
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Fuck the shelter, they'll just murder him with a poisonous injection. Instead, space program it is, do it for science!
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roll
>>696695232
>>696695232
>>696695232
>>696695232
>>696697255
roll
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>>696694522
SMASH WITH BRICK
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couldn't op just release it in fields?
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>>696697400
dub cero confirms return the lil fella
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>>696697400
Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought they dont take them back if they've been touched by a human or have a certain scent on them
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>>696697400

lol, how the fuck is he supposed to find a rabbit nest? You think the cat will lead him there?

rerolling for pocket bro.
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>>696695232
this, rolla
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>>696697228
and a huge problem with his sexual direction
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>>696697168
Pls
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It looks pissed on the third pic, but cute =)
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>>696695232
Rolling for this anon
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>>696697582
not so much, kind of a myth. Rub your hands in the ground before handling if you're worried. but mother's leave the nest all day only returning once or twice a day to feed.

>>696697584
It's likely it's nearby in a grassy area, only sparsely covered with a bit of fur and grass.
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free willy
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>>696698068
fuck
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>>696694522
it won't eat or drink cause it's in shock, I believe you're supposed to wrap it in a little blanket but Google it
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>>696697011
Confirmed.
I have two rabbits, and that's how you tell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_cs2pGXneA
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>>696695232
sounds good to me, roll
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take him to the animal shelter or free him
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>>696698427
reroll
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>>696698244
I have two rabbit that I caught by hand and used to have others that I caught when they were just a few weeks old. If you have any clover or dandelion growing in your area, they will eat that. Fresh carrot and cilantro too.
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Name him Submarine Sam and flush him down toilet.
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>>696695232
roll
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>>696694522
Put bunny ears on your cat and kick to the curb.
Put cat ears on the bunny. Name the bunny your old cats name and let it slowly replacr your old cat.
Update us every week
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Cut feet off they are lucky.
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>>696696626
Cats bring back shit for their owners as presents, most of the time they are uninjured as they carry them around like kittens. Depends how much of a fight there was.
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Give him a watch.
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>>696698839
Once more I roll
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>>696695232
roll
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>>696698998
ro,ling
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>>696698998
One more time.
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>>696698839
Roll
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>>696698839
Re roll
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>>696698839
rOllll
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>>696698839
JK Rowling
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>>696698839
roll lol
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shove it up your ass
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>>696696626
>>696696864
It really doesn't matter if you believe it.

But the smallest of these three (sweet merciful Goddess I hope someone lurking doesn't recognize them) is quite the hunter. She's the black and white one.

And she has a habit of bringing stuff inside still alive, she prefers to kill things over by the front door. Mom tends to rescue what she can, but makes me do it if it's a snake or a lizard.

But on the bunny there was some blood on the towel I had around my hands when I first picked it up. Probably just from wherever the cat had a hold of it.
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>>696698839
I want this
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>>696697011
Pressing your thumb on the rabbit determines gender?

Do you even care how the rabbit identifies?!!
So fucking triggered...
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Free the bunny or take him to the animal shelter anon
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>>696696967
Lol I would have to reinact the scene and do something like let the cat carry the bunny around and take photos and then re-save the little fucker.

Moment already passed, man.
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>>696697061
I like your style
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>>696699636
David??
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>>696698839
This
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>>696698839
Dammit, I'm rolling for this
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KILL IT ON TWITCH
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>>696696799
Woah
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>>696700068
off by one, but I will roll for you :)
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>>696697400
I finely diced up babby carrots and shredded some spinach. I've maintained wearing non-residue vinyl gloves and using clean washrags the few times I've handled. (Saving it, the timestamp, and then I gave it 1ml of water orally through a clean medicine dropper. Thats all I've done, so far.

But I have no idea where I'd find its nest. That particular cat was out all night while the two boys stayed in.
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>>696698670
Off by one
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Daffy Duck. Check it.
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>>696700317
You are a good person OP, I hope you do the right thing even if a 69 is rolled on something bad.
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Scuba Steve
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>>696699900
David Davidson, at your service
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>ITT OP tells us to roll for naming rights but instead we roll for it's destiny
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To the animal shelter! or just let him go
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>>696700649
Reroll
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>>696695232
fuck you OP
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>>696694522

Nut on it.
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>>696700649
Rolling
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>>696699636
dem doods jus chillin together and stuff
would love to hang out with them
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>>696700903
roll
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>>696700317
well the only other thing would be to call an animal shelter. good luck OP
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>>696701067
rolling
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Take it to an animal shelter and then suicide,
please help us to make this world a better place.
thank you in advance.
regards.
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>>696694522
Common misconception that cats are trying to feed you. They are actually trying to teach you to hunt..like a feeble kitten. Gather your cats in with the rabbit and make them watch you tear it to pieces with your hands and teeth. Offer them none and consume all. Leave the room and wash up. Your cats now have .... some sembalence of respect for you.
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>>696694522
fuck it, take pics of it and post.
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>>696696967
I actually do. I'm kind of confused since in my phones Gallery, and whenever I view my photo libraries through my files or via browser, they all appear to be upright.
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Microwave it.
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>>696701230
This
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>>696696075
>the game
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>>696701540
This
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>>696697228
Oops, ment to link you with this post

>>696701500
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>>696701540
Roll
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>>696701540
Rolling
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>>696694522
Kill the cat and yourself because it is illegal to have your pests roam free outside bothering wildlife...
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>>696696194
You will now lose the game whenever you see or hear about a pineapple. You're welcome.

>I lose to pineapples every. Single. Fucking. Day.

You'd be surprised how often it happens.
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why don't you chop your dick and leave the poor rabbit where he came from?
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>>696701540
Do it op
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Jack off with hotsauce after you've let it go.
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>>696701540
Rollin
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>>696701540
Roll
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>>696695232
rallin
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>>696699655
Dubs says do it
>Deliver OP
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>>696701540
This
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>>696701540
69
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>>696701964
That would technically be inside of his house still, dipshit.

>if 69 set him free like the first good post with lots of replies says "do it for me"
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rolling for a space program with footage
i also love cock
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>>696698839
yes
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>>696694522
he looks pissed. he probably wants to go home
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>>696701540
Heat rays.
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Name it Bill Cosby, feed it the puddin' and play with it.
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>>696701540
Moralfags...
Rolling
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>>696695232
reroll!
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Microwave your fucking cat and take the rabbit to the animal shelter faggot
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>>696695232
rell
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Douse in kerosene or lighter oil
Burn alive.
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>>696703090
reroll
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animal shelter
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>>696703132
reroll
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>>696695232
Roll
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>>696699767
agreed. that bunny could be squirrelkin
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set him free and let him live his life
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animal shelter for sure
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>>696703179

Reroll
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>>696701230
This needs to happen
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>>696695119
That is a very common myth, carrots are high in sugar which is very bad for rabbits.
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microwave cat and make bunny ur new pal
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animal shelter and stop being a faggot
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cut his foot off and make a key chain with it
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>>696701870
Not if you live in a private development :^)

Besides, my animals are spayed, neutered and vaccinated. No pests here, just pest control.

Lots of land and low traffic area, it's perfect for it. Besides, if there was an accident, I wouldn't blame someone else if something fucked up happened to them on account of my letting them out, because it would be my fault.

Also neighborhood cats around here set up boundaries safe to their homes and often don't stray too far from them. Keeps ferals out and does wonders for vermin populations.

But I digress. Legally I'm following all the rules in the homeowners association about mein kitties; our yard is fenced in, neuter/spay/vaccies all up to date, etc. And my neighbors are welcome to let me know if it ever becomes a problem, I'm not unreasonable.

So mind your own beezwax, poopyhead.
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Fuck the bunny.
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>>696702082
Rollin
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>>696703533
Rabbits do have self lubricating buttholes!
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>>696694522
are you trying to feed that rabbit cat food? rabbits eat leafy greens. give him a piece of cabbage
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>>696702082
roll
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>>696699636
I recognize those cats....

Giving you a ring mate.
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>>696703715
leafy :)
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take your cat and the bunny to the animal shelter You are a waste of a human dipshit
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>>696698839
THIS
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Look up wildlife rehab. An animal shelter won't take a wild animal.
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>>696703165
>>696703132
>>696703090

>samefag
Calm down, Moses Sithole.
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>>696701540
Roll
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>>696694522
microwave
doit
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>>696703715
Don't give a rabbit cabbage, it creates gas that can harm their digestive system.

Clover
Dandelion
Carrots
Long and tall grasses

Most rabbits in urban environments eat what we would call weeds. You can also buy rabbit food for it.
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>>696696948
hes cute, he deserves a rabbit treat
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>>696694522
Your cat have you a present its rude not to accept anon. Freeze the bunny and then fill it with lead
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>>696703526
>mein kitties

Chuckled.
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>>696703715
Oh, shit. I actually didn't notice that, before. Cat food, wtf.

I've taken it all out, plus most of the carrots. Just leaf spinach and a moderate chunk off a head of lettuce.

It seems to be active after I got it to drink some water.

I guess I should have been clear about the 69 get. It's just for naming rights. I wouldn't leave the poor little bastard completely at the mercy of /b/.

Just wanted ideas on what to with it. Final action is subject to judgement.
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Eliot Roger
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>>696694522
Put a piece of bread on his head
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Take the rabbit to the animal shelter
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>>696700903

Rollin'
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>>696695232
roll
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>>696704593
well mate you should ask someone who knows more than you, or bring it to the local vet, dont you think?
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>>696704593
Name it Stew, such a delicious name.
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>>696705490
Yeah, I've had several feral/wild rabbits and they need healthcare too.
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Name it the entirety of this post.

Also, don't murder bunnies. Is not good for le psyche
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>>696705490
Yeah, that's probably for the best.

Although I'm tempted to rig up a parachute and harness for him, and then secure it to my car with a rope and pulley system. That way I can drive around while the little guy parasails!

I think he'd have an awesome time, I loved parasailing when I tried it at the beach.
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>>696694522
ROLLING FOR SPACE PROGRAM
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>>696701540
This !
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Roger Rabbit Space Program
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>>696707153
>Dye rabbit green
>Walk to Hollywood
>Act as agent for rabbit in franchise reboot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyKI1CHPMNw
>???
>Profit
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>>696697061
Roooooooooo00000llllllll
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Microwave it
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Blender.
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>>696695232
roll
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>>696708455
My favorite website / app
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name it lorents raundalen
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Put string around it, tie it to a ceiling fan and turn the fan on.
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>>696703761
Don't say this and then not call me, nigger. Gonna have me paranoid which one of you guys, it is.
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Mr. Kek
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Skin and eat
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>>696699767
you're right, I should have checked my privilege. But you're probably just a cis transphobic racist white male so your opinion means nothing to me
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>>696709195
Nignogger detected
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