I love getting myself to orgasm in weird places. It's all I can think about. I've done it at my desk at work, at friends places, at family, my boyfriend's family, and so on. I just rub myself through my skirt or under my jeans and try to keep a straight face. It works best at my desk at work or at the cinema or stuff like that. I think about weird places and moments I've done it while having sex with my boyfriend, it's the only thing that turns me on these days. I'm scared this is going to fuck me up some day.
I KO'ed a racist I go to school with I took all the cash he had on him then I pissed all over him and went and got drunk He didn't come to class for a few days I heard he went looking for some black guy thinking it was him that mugged him instead of me and the black guy put him in the hospital. I'm thinking I'm going to tell him it was me just to rub it in.
>>696646407 I've never exactly told him but yeah I'd love to have sex in public. I've hinted to it sometimes but he didn't respond to it. There's a clip of a girl riding a guy on the beach, she has a skirt on so you don't see it too well but it's clear they are having sex, and it's my ultimate fantasy.
>>696647056 then yeah, completely normal. probably half the girls I've been with have got off to sex in public to varying degrees. I like to mix it in with some D/s and punishment.
Easy fetish to have, very common, and easy to be safe - just dont be a fucking idiot about it and you'll never get in trouble. Don't do it at work unless you know you're safe, best to avoid around good friends/family, but at the cinema/park/restaurants/in the car? go wild
>>696647309 You kill him instead of yourself because as a woman, the object of your guilt isn't actually your actions, it's your fear of getting caught. So when you kill him, your puny woman mind will be guilt-free.
Today was my gf's sister's 12th bday. As a gift from us I gave her oral sex. It was her 1st time, couldnt make her cum, she was too nervous/uncomfortable. Tried again a little later and she was relaxed enough to fully enjoy it and orgasm. I enjoyed it just as much as she did, she has an awesome little pussy
today i fucked my virgin asshole with my wife's vibrator while stroking my cock to hot tranny porn. Hot bitches fucking other hot bitches with their big cocks. Took some warming up, but I came while pumping my ass to the same beat as the cock slamming the asshole in the video. shit was good.
find out meth from a far group of friends doing it since last 3 months 8-10 times in a month.we were three dudes they never had the money i was the one that was buying all the ice and weed for the last 3 months .I have spent like 300$ in that period.But when i got in some money trouble those motherfucker dont bother to include me or give fake excuses .I know i am the one whose fking retard .someone whose have any other story like this ? Needed to get that off my chest
>>696647592 try to leave it .i have meet a lot of peoples addicted on opiates they all talk about one thing that they want to leave it .but they fear the physical withdrawal that comes with it.Be strong i do ice from time to time it better because its not that addictive as opiates
>>696648212 You lucky bastard. 21 now. She's had a nice body since I was 16. She doesn't know and pretty sure she wouldn't go for it but have since learned that she fucked with older (20+) dudes since she was about 12-13
My wife has been cheating on me for the last two years. I don't blame her. I've been over seas away on 'business' trips and frankly I'm also sleeping around. Only thing I wish was that she wasn't sleeping with my friend...
>>696647638 I can do it at work, we have desks in little islands and there's only someone in front of me that can see me directly but he can't see my crotch. I didn't know it was completely normal though
>>696648734 only 1 way to find out if shes down for it or not...
our 1st time fucking wasnt very good, it was painful for her so couldnt rly do much, but still was awesome experience. I fucked her a few more times over the next month or so, she fully enjoyed it, fucked for at least 30 mins each time, used condoms most of the time
>>696649459 one of the most common around, just usually leaning more towards sex and less just getting yourself off.
Work is risky. People can walk quietly, you can get caught up in the moment, and a lot of places have security cameras. up to you if the risk is worth it to you.
I wouldn't worry too much about telling your bf. a lot of guys like it too, and if he's at all open minded he'd probably be up for at least fingering you under the table at a restaurant or under your jacket at the cinema.
>>696649916 He asked me what I liked sexually like a year ago and I said I wanted him to put a vibrator egg in me and control it remotely while we were in public, but he was clearly not really into it. I don't know, maybe I need a better match sexually... I try to do stuff he likes as best as I can so... :x
Alright /b/ long time lurker. I have a story that I've kept for 14 years and have been waiting for this moment. >be me >13 years old >be the biggest fucking faggot to roam the planet >like, serious weeb shit >live with grandpa who drives a truck cross country. Gone all the time >have huge crush on this qt 3.14 >let's call her Amanda cause that was her fucking name >in biology >get assigned to work on anatomy presentation >fuckyes.jpg >tell her to come over to my house to work on it >she's hesitant but agrees >tells me her mom will drop her off on Saturday around noon >"look for the gray Cadillac" >go home >jump for joy >see note on table >"hey anon, got a call from Arkansas. Be back on Tuesday." >I've got the house to myself for five days >shit's gonna go down >the countdown to Saturday begins Shall I continue?
>>696650236 ah yeah, remote controlled vibes are fucking amazing if you're into public stuff. I got my ex a pair of panties with a pocket that held the bullet right on her clit, I'd often make her wear it when we went out. Great fun.
Depends on how much sexual compatibility matters you you. If you think you can live with ordinary sex and he's worth it? fine. If it's just becoming more and more of an issue? you either need to get him into it somehow or jump ship.
>be 16 >riding the bus >wearing an american flag lapel pin >some young punks were looking at me funny >they get off at my stop >they begin yelling at me in german >pretend not to speak german but actually do >they say I'm wearing the apparel of an evil empire >one of them tries to rip it off of me >I knock him to the ground >his friend pulls out a knife >I wrestle it from him >he runs away >the one on the ground bites my leg >drop the knife and he goes for it >kick the knife >we both go for it >we're fighting for the knife >I get the knife and I stab him >keep stabbing him in the chest while we're both on the ground >I roll his body into the bushes and wash the blood away as best I can with my soda >run home >burn favorite sweater and jeans >tell nobody >they think it was a robbery gone wrong
>>696644277 When I found out my mother was actually my kidnapper (snatched from hospital) when I was 14, I blackmailed her into having sex with me until I turned 18. My "younger brother" is actually our son. I since reconnected with my real parents under the condition they don't ask about my past and keep my return secret. They put me through college. My current best friend is nagging me on a daily basis to sell my story to some cable channel.
>>696650284 Cont. >the day is Thursday >wake up at five am >take a jog to Stater Brothers >get some fucking potato wedges >bring 'em home >throw those bad boys in the fridge(still don't remember what my plan was for those) >seven am >Do some windsprints incorrectly in my living room >8 am >decide to skip school. To much shit going on in my brain >think what I'll need for the weekend >things I thought of included wine, beer, ice, bandaids, condoms, and febreez >for some reason condoms were the sticker >go over to 7-11 >grab a huge roll >get weird looks from the beaner behind the counter >stuff that shit in my jeans pocket(wear jeans for 3-4 days without washing cause they're jeans) >go home >noon >what can I do to impress her >have the idea to jump off the roof and land in front of the car >practice it the rest of the day on grass >finally get it pretty much down >practice tucks and rolls on trampoline >get to the point where I can do it on asphalt >get it down realize good >have dinner >go to bed End of Thursday
>>696651124 hence your options are: -leaving him -convincing him it's something you need in the relationship -finding a middle ground that he enjoys but also satisfies your kink. might involve one of his kinks, just in a semi-public place. might just involve sucking him off while fingering yourself in an alleyway. Whatever works.
but yeah, its always a trick one. Good luck with it, it's a fun kink.
>>696651456 Snagged as an infant by woman at a hospital, find the shit out as a teen... first place mind went. "Oh goody, I can fuck this woman who I saw as my mother for 14 years or she goes to jail." Gee... why keep this story secret?
>>696652392 sex is important. it can gradually grow and grow in your mind until its a huge fucking issue.
It's a basic physical urge, up to you whether or not its big enough to leave someone over. some people can take or leave it, for some sexual satisfaction is something they need to be happy. If I had to guess I'd say you need the outlet.
He hears my belt unbuckle and knows instantly what to do. He always runs into the bathroom and puts his front two paws on the toilet seat and looks at my dick waiting for the stream. Then he just licks the stream as it falls into the toilet. Always makes a mess, but i'm good at cleaning up.
>>696653081 No lie, i normally snapchat a video of it to my little brother. One time i accidentily sent a video to my girlfriend. I was able to play it off as a prank that i intended to sent to my friend from work. After she believed me i knew that there was some kind of higher power watching over me because it would have been BAD.
I'm madly in love with my ex girlfriend. She recently started texting me again, and she seemingly enjoys my company. But she talks about other boys, and I sit and I listen because I don't have the heart to either tell her how I feel, regardless of the consequences. No matter what happens, rejection or otherwise, both would be good for me. But I don't do either because what I have now satisfies me and is safe, yet unhealthy. I'm in limbo between happiness and misery, and I can't even say it sucks.
I ko'ed a junkie just near my home, was riding my skateboard and he thought it would be funny to try and knock me off my skateboard with his car. Stupid fuck pulled into a nearby carpark where I caught up to him, kicked his head, smashed his nose. I then fucked up his shit stain missus who tried to kick me in the head. I then smashed their wind screen with my skateboard. I grabbed the cunts wallet but he had nothing in it. feelsgood.jpeg
>be me >break up with girlfriend about 6 months ago >on good terms >start fucking housemates recently >realize during sex I miss my ex so much it hurts >close eyes and imagine ex >realize I'm crying >quickly manage to wipe tears away before housemate realizes
>>696653887 >do fine for 6 months >THEN it hits you That's fucked. you should have just cut her out of your life, being friends with an ex is never a good idea. If you ever want her to consider dating you again, distance and time is key. in the meanwhile, forget about her and start lifting and working on your own life.
>>696653880 That turn you on? Well then you gonna love this: She came a few times too. Loved watching her struggle to keep the moans down. I still grab her pussy when I go visit her and her hubby on family meets and I get her alone in the kitchen or someplace no one can see us. She never pulls back :) I'm going to hell for this, I know..
I take creepshots as a hobby. It's fun, voyeuristic, and if I'm caught I just flash the girl my "street photography" instagram and she'll start posing for me. I can't share those without getting caught, but I think about publishing an ebook with my best creep pics. Just don't know where to host it.
My sister forced me to jack off in front of her when I was 13. I had to try twice to cum, and she humiliated me for it. I still talk to therapists about it, but secretly, it's the hottest kink I've ever had in a relationship.
>>696654571 oh yeah, she just wasn't into them. so while I enjoyed what we were both into, it meant what I craved but wasn't getting became a bigger and bigger part of what I wanted.
I mean, public humiliation isn't something you can do all the time - now I know a girl who's into it I only do it occasionally. It's just that I wasn't satisfying that desire at all so it became a problem.
Wow i can relate... after 2 years of that limbo I couldn't handle it anymore and confronted her. Got rejected which hurt like hell, had 5 days drinking spree and 7 days of solitude after I came back to life. It has been a month and I guess I've moved on... Would i go back to the limbo? I miss it sometimes but now at least I'm free. Good luck to you anon, can't tell you which way is the correct one I'm afraid.
>>696655453 Yeah, but see, the problem is, I'm a girl, and that shits going to derail any story, because 1. it's sexual and 2. tits/timestamp bullshit (which isn't happening) and therefore it bummed me out that we couldn't dispense with that bullshit uptop before 5 different stories took hold and went off the rails.
Believe what you will. I'm anon and wish to stay that way. That's the whole point of this thread. Not going to get into a fight about this just so you can see my tits. If you want tits, there are plenty of those around on this site so go enjoy your fap, or not,,
>>696656168 So, my older brother is also my father. It turns out my mom and him had been having an affair right around the time mom and dad (who I thought of as dad) got a divorce. I was never told why the actually broke up. Anyway, I was curious about my heritage, and so I had my DNA tested. It was something a bunch of us on campus at the time were doing, and when it came back, long story short, I found out my brother is my father. He's never raised me or anything, my father (moms ex) has always been there. He doesn't know either. It really hasn't changed much of anything, other than know I know, and it's weird to think about it. I'm a "product of incest" and now a board on b knows.
>>696656731 >He didn't kill himself for a fucking phone, man. Except he DID. Everyone in school talked about how upset he was about his iPod being stolen. Sure there were likely other reasons too, but it was still A reason.
>>696656995 Well, shit. Forgive(yourself) and forget ? >>696657063 Sorry, read that wrong. Empty the bank accounts and skip town with the misstress? There's a lot of those people where i live, maybe you two could come here! I'm assuming you don't give a shit about the kids.
>>696657136 Not samefag but that's not true. Sometimes suicide is a split second decision and a mistake. There are plenty of people who try to kill themselves, fail, and then never try again. If he had lived he very possibly could have said to himself "Fuck, I almost killed myself over a stupid iPod. Why did I do that?"
>>696657583 Well good for you man, your kids are lucky. But if you really love them don't make them live in the toxic environment of a loveless couple. My parents were like that and it really fucked me up.
I have a lot of problems with relationships and comunication of emotions and i think it is their fault.
If you stay with them "for the kids", then you actually fucking hate your kids and think they're stupid. Trust me, your kids will see the writing on the wall that their parents don't love each other and will NOT think you're wonderful for staying together "for them".
I am secretly scared that if Hillary Clinton gets president power and here in the uk Teresa may stays as prime minister, just imagine what will happen if both have the same period cycle or even worse they are both menopausal. OMG WTF. I wish you all the best of luck.
I like to look at my sister when she sleeps She wears loose shorts and shirts and it's fucking glorious, I could see her true femininity. I just need to quietly pull up her shirt and pull down her pants and viola, she's nude. I always fiddle around with her tits, squeezing and licking them. I generally stay away from her pussy to not wake her up, but when she's in really deep sleep I just go in and eat her out, finger her pussy and ass and usually drop a load of cum in her panties
>>696644277 Not sure if it's so much a secret as it is a fantasy... but here goes:
I always wished I had a Sister. Someone that I was really close to, that we would have an ultimate bond and eventually fall in love with each other. We would start off by fucking all the time, enjoying the thrill of it, but then decide that we just wanted to be with each other. So we'd have a secret relationship, get a place together and just grow old together. Might sound sick to most people, but really? Who would love you more than your own Sister? I would love that... but sadly... it'll never happen.
>>696660331 I did the same thing, but some faggot ass pussy on here found out and told my ex, she is trying to get charged brought up against me for "Revenge Porn"... scared that I might go to prison now. Fucking cunt......
>>696644277 I want to have my cock sucked by a young girl. 18 would be good. That way it's legal. I'm pushing 40 by the way. So that's young enough. Just have no idea how to make it happen. Most young girls aren't into old fucks like me.
>>696647864 Yeah, when I used to do drugs with my friends there was always some sort of pathetic/annoying/weird guy who nobody liked, always ripped on but we all included him because he had money. These days when we've all stopped with the drugs we hear that he's still going as strong as ever being the idiot he is. He thinks he's cool for doing it but he just comes off as a junkie. Used to call him monkey cuz he was hairy as fuck and the first time he smoked weed he climbed a tree.
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