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ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
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>>696644277
I went on /b/ today
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im harambe and i am not kill
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>>696644277
I checked your lucky dubs.
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>>696644739
hotttt
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>>696644583
why not?
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>>696644277
Im thinking about raping my cousin
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>>696645124
ages?
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>>696644277
I'm in a close relationship with my family
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i spronked too mony ronts today
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>>696645324
I'm 23 and she's 18
Though she looks like she has since she hit puberty
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>>696644277
I'm secretly not a pedophile, but I trick everyone in to believing I'm one.
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I love getting myself to orgasm in weird places. It's all I can think about. I've done it at my desk at work, at friends places, at family, my boyfriend's family, and so on. I just rub myself through my skirt or under my jeans and try to keep a straight face. It works best at my desk at work or at the cinema or stuff like that. I think about weird places and moments I've done it while having sex with my boyfriend, it's the only thing that turns me on these days. I'm scared this is going to fuck me up some day.
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>>696645571
how so? molest kids?
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I KO'ed a racist I go to school with
I took all the cash he had on him then I pissed all over him and went and got drunk
He didn't come to class for a few days
I heard he went looking for some black guy thinking it was him that mugged him instead of me and the black guy put him in the hospital.
I'm thinking I'm going to tell him it was me just to rub it in.
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I consider myself straight but I like to watch cute traps getting fucked from time to time
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>>696645855
Pics or none of it happened
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I jacked off in the loofah of my gf's stuck up mormon roommate when I was in college.
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>>696645947
you and everyone else here
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Idk how to use this
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>>696645882
No I tell them I'm a lolicon
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>>696644277
my cars friend tried to back me in the fingermom
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I've cheated on my military husband dozens of times and I'm going to kill myself over it before he comes back from deployment in three weeks.
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>>696644277
I like sharing my girlfriend with different people. That look on her face with her little smile from everytime she sees another person's cock turns me on so much.
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ɹɐɔ s,puǝᴉɹɟ ʎɯ ɟo ʞɔɐq ǝɥʇ uᴉ ǝɯ ɹǝƃuᴉɟ oʇ pǝᴉɹʇ ɯoɯ ʎɯ
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>>696646235
Why not just take out a life insurance policy on him and then kill him?
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>>696646235
Do it and live stream it, faggot. I can't wait to watch you suffer. Hopefully he steps on an IED and doesn't have to deal with you killing yourself.
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>>696645855
pretty normal. not full exhibitionism but you love the danger of getting caught.

just into masturbation though, not sex?
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I like porn
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>>696646235
is this meme status? because it's been coming up every fucking day but I have yet to see a pair of timestamped tits
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>>696644277
I masturbate multiple times aday and I'm worried it might make me impotent
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>>696644277
I fap to futa and traps.
>>696645124
I think my female cousins are pretty hot (didn't grow up with them) but I wouldn't rape them. I'd totally fuck them if they were down, though.
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>>696646407
I've never exactly told him but yeah I'd love to have sex in public. I've hinted to it sometimes but he didn't respond to it. There's a clip of a girl riding a guy on the beach, she has a skirt on so you don't see it too well but it's clear they are having sex, and it's my ultimate fantasy.
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I like to fart
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>>696644277
I hate on what everyone loves on the internet just to make people mad.
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>>696646903
We'll she knows I have feelings
But "we're family" is what she says
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>>696647056


what a pathetic uninspired "ultimate fantasy"

try harder.
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>>696646506
I've posted it a couple of times

>>696646368
That makes no sense, why would I kill him?
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i want a qt trap that can cum from his prostate and marry him
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>>696647307
...why?
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Almost had the chance to dry hump my 7.5/10 cousin

Sometimes she gets kinky and I can touch a boob or ass grab, not for too long. She also talks a bit dirty, bragging on how big her tits and/or ass is and she ain't that bad :^)
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I've been lusting after my friend's little sister since she was 11. She's 15 now and I want nothing more than to cum all over those D cup titties
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>>696647478
Then do so
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Im an opiate addict and been on suboxone since march. My family has no clue and I feel ashamed but ill never tell them.
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>>696647056
then yeah, completely normal. probably half the girls I've been with have got off to sex in public to varying degrees. I like to mix it in with some D/s and punishment.

Easy fetish to have, very common, and easy to be safe - just dont be a fucking idiot about it and you'll never get in trouble. Don't do it at work unless you know you're safe, best to avoid around good friends/family, but at the cinema/park/restaurants/in the car? go wild
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>>696647309
You kill him instead of yourself because as a woman, the object of your guilt isn't actually your actions, it's your fear of getting caught. So when you kill him, your puny woman mind will be guilt-free.

Trust me, I have seen it countless times.
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>>696647309
yeah, I remember. mason, georgia.

going to assume bait until tits come out sometime.
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Today was my gf's sister's 12th bday. As a gift from us I gave her oral sex. It was her 1st time, couldnt make her cum, she was too nervous/uncomfortable. Tried again a little later and she was relaxed enough to fully enjoy it and orgasm. I enjoyed it just as much as she did, she has an awesome little pussy
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today i fucked my virgin asshole with my wife's vibrator while stroking my cock to hot tranny porn. Hot bitches fucking other hot bitches with their big cocks. Took some warming up, but I came while pumping my ass to the same beat as the cock slamming the asshole in the video. shit was good.
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find out meth from a far group of friends doing it since last 3 months 8-10 times in a month.we were three dudes they never had the money i was the one that was buying all the ice and weed for the last 3 months .I have spent like 300$ in that period.But when i got in some money trouble those motherfucker dont bother to include me or give fake excuses .I know i am the one whose fking retard .someone whose have any other story like this ?
Needed to get that off my chest
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>>696644277
My family and I have an incestuous relationship...
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>>696648122
PROVE IT
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>>696647478
how old are you? I took the v of my best friend's 12yo sis, I was 16
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>>696647592
try to leave it .i have meet a lot of peoples addicted on opiates they all talk about one thing that they want to leave it .but they fear the physical withdrawal that comes with it.Be strong i do ice from time to time it better because its not that addictive as opiates
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>>696648122
also got dubs. a lot going on for you, anon.
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>>696648210
You want me to send you a video of me fucking my mom or something? Not going to happen.

>>696648267
Dubs for the win.
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>>696644583
You better not be lying my nigga
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>>696648412
You don't have a sister?
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>>696644277
I send my gf memes and say "oh how weird is this?" etc

But really I'm laughing for a good 10 minutes, thinking about her reaction to the meme
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i hate my gf, but can't break up
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>>696648212
You lucky bastard. 21 now. She's had a nice body since I was 16. She doesn't know and pretty sure she wouldn't go for it but have since learned that she fucked with older (20+) dudes since she was about 12-13
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>>696648690
Why is she ur mom?
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>>696648549
I have a sister, a brother, a mother and father.
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>>696648785
Then how bout some sister action
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Im in love with my friends gf.

Also i like to fap outside/in nature. I once fapped with -20C outside.
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>>696645571
I'm secretly a little boy pederast. I love talking aboit it. I can't stop.
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>>696648763
Sort of. She provides everything for me. Food, shelter, clothing, sex, etc..
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>>696648842
Sure thing, let me just post a video of me sleeping with my sister on the Internet.
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>>696649012
Implying you have video
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>>696649134
I was being sarcastic
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Im depressed but i cant tell my family
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>>696645367
Eww... a normie.
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My wife has been cheating on me for the last two years. I don't blame her. I've been over seas away on 'business' trips and frankly I'm also sleeping around. Only thing I wish was that she wasn't sleeping with my friend...
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>>696645947
>consider myself straight
Trans-straight? lol
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>>696647638
I can do it at work, we have desks in little islands and there's only someone in front of me that can see me directly but he can't see my crotch. I didn't know it was completely normal though
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>>696646031
Thought my loofah smelled funny.
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>>696644277
although i am racist the only woman i loved in my entire live was partly of jewish orgin.
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>>696644277
I was one of the guys fucking my friend's wife until I saw her get picked up by a friend of ours that I KNOW has herpes.
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>>696647684
That's retarded

>>696647790
Yep, I shouldn't have given the city
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>>696649590
SS-Overseer Kreuger despisen. Wegtreten.
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>>696644277
I don't exist. Everyone that can see this post has a shared psychosis. I sometimes show up as a bigfoot or a ufo siting.
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For the last 16 years I couldn't stop thinking in a girl I met in an art school. Now I'm seriously thinking in looking for her to finally get her out of my mind.
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>>696648734
only 1 way to find out if shes down for it or not...

our 1st time fucking wasnt very good, it was painful for her so couldnt rly do much, but still was awesome experience. I fucked her a few more times over the next month or so, she fully enjoyed it, fucked for at least 30 mins each time, used condoms most of the time
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>>696649783
^English as a 2nd language found.
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I gave my first blowjob in a back room at my mom's church before a Wednesday night service :^)
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>>696649459
one of the most common around, just usually leaning more towards sex and less just getting yourself off.

Work is risky. People can walk quietly, you can get caught up in the moment, and a lot of places have security cameras. up to you if the risk is worth it to you.

I wouldn't worry too much about telling your bf. a lot of guys like it too, and if he's at all open minded he'd probably be up for at least fingering you under the table at a restaurant or under your jacket at the cinema.
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>>696644277
I kissed a girl while being in a relationship
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>>696647309
You keep coming here for attention. Fuck off stupid slut
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>>696644583
Are you living in Serbia with Tupac?
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>>696649647
>shouldn't have given the city
you gave the city out at least twice that I saw. sounds less like a mistake.
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>>696649874
Yeah. That and the fact that I haven't slept in 20 hours
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>>696650054
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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>>696649916
He asked me what I liked sexually like a year ago and I said I wanted him to put a vibrator egg in me and control it remotely while we were in public, but he was clearly not really into it. I don't know, maybe I need a better match sexually... I try to do stuff he likes as best as I can so... :x
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Alright /b/ long time lurker. I have a story that I've kept for 14 years and have been waiting for this moment.
>be me
>13 years old
>be the biggest fucking faggot to roam the planet
>like, serious weeb shit
>live with grandpa who drives a truck cross country. Gone all the time
>have huge crush on this qt 3.14
>let's call her Amanda cause that was her fucking name
>in biology
>get assigned to work on anatomy presentation
>fuckyes.jpg
>tell her to come over to my house to work on it
>she's hesitant but agrees
>tells me her mom will drop her off on Saturday around noon
>"look for the gray Cadillac"
>go home
>jump for joy
>see note on table
>"hey anon, got a call from Arkansas. Be back on Tuesday."
>I've got the house to myself for five days
>shit's gonna go down
>the countdown to Saturday begins
Shall I continue?
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>>696649336
>>696646235
Coincidence?
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I toss and turn in my sleep so much that I've woke the next day to find my waifu pillow across the room
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>>696650236
ah yeah, remote controlled vibes are fucking amazing if you're into public stuff. I got my ex a pair of panties with a pocket that held the bullet right on her clit, I'd often make her wear it when we went out. Great fun.

Depends on how much sexual compatibility matters you you. If you think you can live with ordinary sex and he's worth it? fine. If it's just becoming more and more of an issue? you either need to get him into it somehow or jump ship.
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>>696650522
Joke's on you, a ghost saps your strength and sense of touch before it throws your pillow across the room and rapes you.
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>>696650596
He's a great boyfriend, I just want him to accommodate me like I accommodate him lol
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>>696650175
Nah. More like being neet
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>>696650284
Sure
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I have never got dubs
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I killed an antifa in germany in 2010.

>be 16
>riding the bus
>wearing an american flag lapel pin
>some young punks were looking at me funny
>they get off at my stop
>they begin yelling at me in german
>pretend not to speak german but actually do
>they say I'm wearing the apparel of an evil empire
>one of them tries to rip it off of me
>I knock him to the ground
>his friend pulls out a knife
>I wrestle it from him
>he runs away
>the one on the ground bites my leg
>drop the knife and he goes for it
>kick the knife
>we both go for it
>we're fighting for the knife
>I get the knife and I stab him
>keep stabbing him in the chest while we're both on the ground
>I roll his body into the bushes and wash the blood away as best I can with my soda
>run home
>burn favorite sweater and jeans
>tell nobody
>they think it was a robbery gone wrong
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>>696650284
Depends...
I'm just waiting for the summer post
Your mother will die....
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>>696650749
then talking it out with him is your only option really.

can be tricky. If he's not turned on by just getting you off in public, start with something he can enjoy too - fuck in the car or the cinema or whatever.
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i just decided to masturbate instead of haviong sex with my GF
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>>696651039
That's my point, I know his kinks and I like them too and I do them with him. He's just not into mine
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>>696644277
When I found out my mother was actually my kidnapper (snatched from hospital) when I was 14, I blackmailed her into having sex with me until I turned 18. My "younger brother" is actually our son. I since reconnected with my real parents under the condition they don't ask about my past and keep my return secret. They put me through college. My current best friend is nagging me on a daily basis to sell my story to some cable channel.
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>>696644277
Why does SoftAnna wear the mask?
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my mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of my cheating military husbands car while whispering "reply to this post or your mom will die in her sleep tonight"
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>>696650284
Cont.
>the day is Thursday
>wake up at five am
>take a jog to Stater Brothers
>get some fucking potato wedges
>bring 'em home
>throw those bad boys in the fridge(still don't remember what my plan was for those)
>seven am
>Do some windsprints incorrectly in my living room
>8 am
>decide to skip school. To much shit going on in my brain
>think what I'll need for the weekend
>things I thought of included wine, beer, ice, bandaids, condoms, and febreez
>for some reason condoms were the sticker
>go over to 7-11
>grab a huge roll
>get weird looks from the beaner behind the counter
>stuff that shit in my jeans pocket(wear jeans for 3-4 days without washing cause they're jeans)
>go home
>noon
>what can I do to impress her
>have the idea to jump off the roof and land in front of the car
>practice it the rest of the day on grass
>finally get it pretty much down
>practice tucks and rolls on trampoline
>get to the point where I can do it on asphalt
>get it down realize good
>have dinner
>go to bed
End of Thursday
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>>696651124
hence your options are:
-leaving him
-convincing him it's something you need in the relationship
-finding a middle ground that he enjoys but also satisfies your kink. might involve one of his kinks, just in a semi-public place. might just involve sucking him off while fingering yourself in an alleyway. Whatever works.

but yeah, its always a trick one. Good luck with it, it's a fun kink.
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I let my 2 nieces, 7&9yo, shower with me earlier tonight
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>>696651456
Snagged as an infant by woman at a hospital, find the shit out as a teen... first place mind went. "Oh goody, I can fuck this woman who I saw as my mother for 14 years or she goes to jail." Gee... why keep this story secret?
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>>696652079
Thank you, anon. I've been considering leaving him but leaving someone over sex makes no sense to me. I'm torn. But I'll think about it some more.
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>>696651836
Oh jesus i see where this is going. You didnt crock yourself on your drive did you?
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I discovered cuckoldry when I was 17 and my exgf was 16, she cucked me with a 32 y/o man, we lasted 2 more years, since then I love cuckoldry but wont be on a cuck relationship anymore
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>>696652392
sex is important. it can gradually grow and grow in your mind until its a huge fucking issue.

It's a basic physical urge, up to you whether or not its big enough to leave someone over. some people can take or leave it, for some sexual satisfaction is something they need to be happy. If I had to guess I'd say you need the outlet.
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>>696644277
i consistently flirt with my friend's girlfriend when i hang out with him, as long as he isnt paying attention
>shes hot what can i say
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I've trained my cat to drink my piss.

He hears my belt unbuckle and knows instantly what to do. He always runs into the bathroom and puts his front two paws on the toilet seat and looks at my dick waiting for the stream. Then he just licks the stream as it falls into the toilet. Always makes a mess, but i'm good at cleaning up.

I'm not trolling.
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I jerk off in front of hypnotized people so they don't hear/remember it.
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I'm mexican.
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>>696650978
You did good. You only fucked up by not doing the same to his friends.
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>>696652162
How old are you?
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>>696652803
You should record this and upload it.
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>>696652703
You're wise, anon
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>>696653038
old enough to know not to tell ppl how old i am...also, i didnt molester them or anything
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>>696653081
No lie, i normally snapchat a video of it to my little brother. One time i accidentily sent a video to my girlfriend. I was able to play it off as a prank that i intended to sent to my friend from work.
After she believed me i knew that there was some kind of higher power watching over me because it would have been BAD.
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>>696652246
is she hot ? and greentext ? and you should get a dna test
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>>696653214
I've just been through it myself.
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>>696653372
oh I remember that thread

how u doin anon, any new tricks under your belt since then
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I'm madly in love with my ex girlfriend.
She recently started texting me again, and she seemingly enjoys my company. But she talks about other boys, and I sit and I listen because I don't have the heart to either tell her how I feel, regardless of the consequences. No matter what happens, rejection or otherwise, both would be good for me. But I don't do either because what I have now satisfies me and is safe, yet unhealthy. I'm in limbo between happiness and misery, and I can't even say it sucks.

>that was impromptu, but fuck it.
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>>696645910

top kek fam

I ko'ed a junkie just near my home, was riding my skateboard and he thought it would be funny to try and knock me off my skateboard with his car. Stupid fuck pulled into a nearby carpark where I caught up to him, kicked his head, smashed his nose. I then fucked up his shit stain missus who tried to kick me in the head. I then smashed their wind screen with my skateboard. I grabbed the cunts wallet but he had nothing in it. feelsgood.jpeg
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I'm a girl and when I was younger I sometimes fingered my younger sister in the backseat on long road trips with our single mom who never found out about it.
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>>696653806
well, I'm diamonds.
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>be me
>break up with girlfriend about 6 months ago
>on good terms
>start fucking housemates recently
>realize during sex I miss my ex so much it hurts
>close eyes and imagine ex
>realize I'm crying
>quickly manage to wipe tears away before housemate realizes

Fuck me, I miss her so much
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wincest?
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>>696653578
I'm sorry :(
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>>696653638
Not yet. The little guy still loves my piss though. I'll upload a webm in one of these threads sometime.

One of my friends told me he tried to drink their piss and I had to pretend it was hilarious and the first time i've ever heard of such a thing.
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I WILL upraise against Islamic Terrorist Scum
And fight with our army to end this Horrid mess.

I'm sending a Muslim to Hell on every single ring of big bens bell.
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>>696653372
topkek
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>>696653950
shit happens, and 5 years taught me somebody with matching kinks was pretty important to me.

She was into mild D/s, I'm into DD/lg, public humiliation/degradation, and a bunch of others.

Wasn't fun towards the end but it means I wont make the same mistake again.
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>>696648690
CANT BREAK UP
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>>696653887
>do fine for 6 months
>THEN it hits you
That's fucked.
you should have just cut her out of your life, being friends with an ex is never a good idea. If you ever want her to consider dating you again, distance and time is key. in the meanwhile, forget about her and start lifting and working on your own life.
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My sister used a sample of my sperm to get pregnant with her husband.
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>>696654201
Yeah. Thing is we didn't hang out that often but she would text me every other day or so just to see how things were.

Good advice though anon, thanks
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>>696654174
My boyfriend is into some weird shit but I love it, so that part is fine, I'm not unhappy about his kinks at all
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>>696653880
That turn you on? Well then you gonna love this: She came a few times too. Loved watching her struggle to keep the moans down. I still grab her pussy when I go visit her and her hubby on family meets and I get her alone in the kitchen or someplace no one can see us.
She never pulls back :)
I'm going to hell for this, I know..
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I take creepshots as a hobby. It's fun, voyeuristic, and if I'm caught I just flash the girl my "street photography" instagram and she'll start posing for me. I can't share those without getting caught, but I think about publishing an ebook with my best creep pics. Just don't know where to host it.
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>>696652589
So, nobody interested in my story?

>Would greentext if you wish
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>>696654822
no one cares, cuck
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>>696654822
yeah go to reddit where they actually care about that sort of shit.
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>>696654700
I am going to need tits+timestamp to confirm femanon and will then fap furiously over this. how old were you both?

some things are worth going to hell for.
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My sister forced me to jack off in front of her when I was 13. I had to try twice to cum, and she humiliated me for it. I still talk to therapists about it, but secretly, it's the hottest kink I've ever had in a relationship.
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>>696654700
whats the age gap? how young were you when you started?
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>>696644277
REPLY TO THIS ZOZZLE OR YOUR SLEEP WILL DIE IN HER MOTHER
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>>696654571
oh yeah, she just wasn't into them. so while I enjoyed what we were both into, it meant what I craved but wasn't getting became a bigger and bigger part of what I wanted.

I mean, public humiliation isn't something you can do all the time - now I know a girl who's into it I only do it occasionally. It's just that I wasn't satisfying that desire at all so it became a problem.
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>when you genuinely want to post something, but the threads just too old and already off the rails...
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I'm in an online long distance relationship with an asian girl I met on a dating site. Shits cash
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>>696655020
tits and timestamp huh.. hahaha. Sorry dude, but I'm not that slutty that I am desperate to share my tits with the fap community yet.

As for age, lets say that I'm two years older than my sister and we were both still in highschool..
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>>696655311
~160 posts till bump limit, that'll take us an hour.

go nuts anon.
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>>696655436
You're a dude.
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>>696655436
tbh the tits aren't to get off over, they're because proof it's not the usual 40-year old faggot posting would make it much hotter.
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>>696653691

Wow i can relate... after 2 years of that limbo I couldn't handle it anymore and confronted her. Got rejected which hurt like hell, had 5 days drinking spree and 7 days of solitude after I came back to life. It has been a month and I guess I've moved on... Would i go back to the limbo? I miss it sometimes but now at least I'm free. Good luck to you anon, can't tell you which way is the correct one I'm afraid.
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>>696655453
Yeah, but see, the problem is, I'm a girl, and that shits going to derail any story, because 1. it's sexual and 2. tits/timestamp bullshit (which isn't happening) and therefore it bummed me out that we couldn't dispense with that bullshit uptop before 5 different stories took hold and went off the rails.
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>>696655436
UNDERAGE CUNT FUCK OFF!
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>>696655473

Believe what you will. I'm anon and wish to stay that way. That's the whole point of this thread. Not going to get into a fight about this just so you can see my tits.
If you want tits, there are plenty of those around on this site so go enjoy your fap, or not,,
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>>696655715
now I'm interested.

post, and you can always copypasta tomorrow if it doesn't work out.
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>>696655715
Starting to feel you on the tits/timestamp bullshit..
Jeez, three posts in and there we are..
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I get repeating digits on a regular basis.
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>>696655739
:') stay classy dude
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>>696655715
you're a dude
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>>696655738
Allright.. no more soup for you!
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>>696655850
>>696655858
See this:
>>696655960
is what I was talking about now that that shit is out of the way, maybe I can tell my story.
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I buy condoms for my niece who just turned 13 and is sexually active
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>>696652392
Sex is a perfectly valid reason to leave someone if that's an important aspect of your ideal relationship.
People who don't have sex with each other are friends. People who do are lovers.
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>>696644277
I'm a 41 year old man and i was crying just two hours ago because a stray pup followed me home from the store and i didn't help it.

I already have two dogs and can barely afford their food and vet fees.

It looked like it only wanted food and some love and i gave it neither.

This isn't even the first time it happens, every time i have an existencial crisis.

Both my dogs were stray dogs untill i took them in but i still feel like shit when this happens.
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>>696644277
i have a fantasy of my gf getting rape she dress slutty its a posibility
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>>696656268
Hello again, saw you last night
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>>696644277
I've been having an affair with my girlfriends brothers girlfriend for 5 years. Don't want to split up with my partner though because we have kids together.
Feelsbadman.jpg
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>>696644277
When I was in sixth grade, I stole a kid's iPod. Later that week, he shot himself.

Not a fucking day goes by I don't think about him. Fuck.
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i love cheating on my gf with ugly chicks
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>>696646235
Stale copypasta. Kys fag
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>>696656376
I feel you man, i feel like shit when it happens too. My parents would give me soo much shit if i bring another dog in.

>>696656384
You take cuckoldry to a whole new level, man.

>>696656446
Shit, even if you came out to her, you could never be with her brother. But you can't live a lie forever man. What are you going to do?

>>696656484
He didn't kill himself for a fucking phone, man. Think about it this way: You kept a phone that would otherwise be wasted on a corpse.


>>696656560
Dafuq, why?
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>>696651836
Cont?
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>>696656430
yeah i dont have a very active social life so i hangout here a lot
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>>696656168
So, my older brother is also my father. It turns out my mom and him had been having an affair right around the time mom and dad (who I thought of as dad) got a divorce. I was never told why the actually broke up. Anyway, I was curious about my heritage, and so I had my DNA tested. It was something a bunch of us on campus at the time were doing, and when it came back, long story short, I found out my brother is my father. He's never raised me or anything, my father (moms ex) has always been there. He doesn't know either. It really hasn't changed much of anything, other than know I know, and it's weird to think about it. I'm a "product of incest" and now a board on b knows.
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I have lost everything. I have months left of vaguely normal life left.

I haven't told and won't tell anyone. I'll just disappear.
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>>696646235
owned! you dun goofed bitch
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>>696656890
partially same for me, I've got friends but there's no one I feel I can hang out with on a regular basis
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>>696656731
>He didn't kill himself for a fucking phone, man.
Except he DID. Everyone in school talked about how upset he was about his iPod being stolen. Sure there were likely other reasons too, but it was still A reason.
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>>696656484

Dude! Free Ipod!
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>>696656731
Read my post again.. I'm not gay. Im fucking my partners brothers partner if that makes sense..
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>>696656446
You are not doing your kids ANY fucking favors by staying in a relationship you don't want to be in. Unless your kids are drooling retards, they'll figure it out and resent you for it.
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>>696656484
NIGGER
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>>696656995
he was still gonna kill himself sooner or later. he was already deep in mental illness. No one kills themself over that.

it's not your fault.
But honestly i didnt even know 6th graders were self aware enough to be suicidal.
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>>696656484
That's the fucking An hero kid's story
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>>696656995
Well, shit. Forgive(yourself) and forget ?
>>696657063
Sorry, read that wrong. Empty the bank accounts and skip town with the misstress? There's a lot of those people where i live, maybe you two could come here!
I'm assuming you don't give a shit about the kids.
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>>696656990
hanging out with friends irl is a lot of work
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>>696657248
You assume wrong. I'm only staying with her because I love the kids. Ky daughter has just turned 5 and loves me. My partner and I just live like housemates more than partners.
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>>696657136
Not samefag but that's not true. Sometimes suicide is a split second decision and a mistake. There are plenty of people who try to kill themselves, fail, and then never try again. If he had lived he very possibly could have said to himself "Fuck, I almost killed myself over a stupid iPod. Why did I do that?"
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>>696656891
im sorry anon do you have any birth defects
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>>696646302
top cuck
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>>696648866
Hardcore. I like it

Also chekd
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Has anyone here ever attempted to break into a friend's house and take pictures while she sleeps? Any suggestions?
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>>696657583
Well good for you man, your kids are lucky. But if you really love them don't make them live in the toxic environment of a loveless couple. My parents were like that and it really fucked me up.

I have a lot of problems with relationships and comunication of emotions and i think it is their fault.
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>>696657700
>suggestions?
Dont get caught lmao
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>>696657499
>I'm only staying with her because I love the kids.
See
>>696657095

If you stay with them "for the kids", then you actually fucking hate your kids and think they're stupid. Trust me, your kids will see the writing on the wall that their parents don't love each other and will NOT think you're wonderful for staying together "for them".
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>>696657700
This reminded me:

A female friend of mine recently moved to the same street as me, then got cancer.

I want to use her situation to try to get her to fuck me.

I'm an asshole, but do you have any tips?
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I am secretly scared that if Hillary Clinton gets president power and here in the uk Teresa may stays as prime minister, just imagine what will happen if both have the same period cycle or even worse they are both menopausal. OMG WTF. I wish you all the best of luck.
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I was molested repeatedly for years by a female babysitter when I was 5 and 6.
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I like to look at my sister when she sleeps
She wears loose shorts and shirts and it's fucking glorious, I could see her true femininity. I just need to quietly pull up her shirt and pull down her pants and viola, she's nude. I always fiddle around with her tits, squeezing and licking them. I generally stay away from her pussy to not wake her up, but when she's in really deep sleep I just go in and eat her out, finger her pussy and ass and usually drop a load of cum in her panties
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I only get singles.
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>>696646235
You are human waste. They most likely support you and you fuck everyone but them. Bravo. You're a real class act.
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>>696658839
>they
>them
Wut?
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>>696646235
You sound like a real piece of trash. I'm glad you're killing yourself. Whores are the scum of the earth. You won't be missed.
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>>696658750
Hard to believe
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>>696644277
I stood on the rooftop of a downtown skyscraper at night, jerked off into my hand, and threw my jizz onto the crowd below. Best nut I've had in months
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>>696659013
Are you uhhh new here?
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>>696659013
>>696659098
Delicious tears samefag
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I shoot a kid when i'was in army
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>>696659306
Nope
Are you?
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>>696644277
Not sure if it's so much a secret as it is a fantasy... but here goes:

I always wished I had a Sister. Someone that I was really close to, that we would have an ultimate bond and eventually fall in love with each other. We would start off by fucking all the time, enjoying the thrill of it, but then decide that we just wanted to be with each other. So we'd have a secret relationship, get a place together and just grow old together. Might sound sick to most people, but really? Who would love you more than your own Sister? I would love that... but sadly... it'll never happen.
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>>696644277
I accidentally drank from a bottle of piss instead of a two liter of coke
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I've killed 2 kids in war.
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>>696659627

You think kid don't have gun ?
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>>696659779
Doesn't matter
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>>696659893
t. pasty faggot in his upper-middle class house
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>>696645124
I thought about just raping a friend in school. I didn't do it ofcourse, but it turns me on.
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>>696659687
Sipped isopropanol by accident, my identical glass of water right next to it....
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>>696659893
Do you even realize how fucked you get after you do such a thing? the fact that I was forced to kill 2 children makes my stomach turn, you fucking useless faggot.
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>>696644277
I can't poo unless I'm naked
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>>696646903
>traps
Disgusting mental illness faggot. Kill yourself and go back to your containment board.
>>>/lgbt/
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>>696660078
Thats what I'm saying
How can you live like that?
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>>696660038
Gotta love violently vomiting for a half an hour
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>>696660176
Weed helps.
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I post nude pics of my ex all over the internet... she has no idea everyone has seen her naked but it turns me on
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Wanted to fuck my male cousin and I think he caught onto it but thought it was wrong so he didn't go there sadly
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>>696644277
when im in the the shower i hit myself in the nose until it bleeds,then bleed into a cup then pour it all over myself
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>>696660390
what the fuck.


proof?
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>>696660092
Are you me? I've been that way all my life.
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I cheated on my ex gf multiple times with grills over kik. It felt justified since she was an abusive cunt, i have no regrets nor do i feel bad about it.
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>>696660331
I did the same thing, but some faggot ass pussy on here found out and told my ex, she is trying to get charged brought up against me for "Revenge Porn"... scared that I might go to prison now. Fucking cunt......
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>>696660566

Why be with someone that's not only so abusive to you but whom you're ok with cheating on?
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>>696660496
havnt got a phone but feels good
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>>696660328
>I killed children
>I have weed so I'm good though

And they say pedos are dangerous and evil
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>>696660736
Hence why she is my ex now haha, a few months later I broke it off
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>>696647864
you got off easy if all it took was 300$
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>>696644277
I want to have my cock sucked by a young girl. 18 would be good. That way it's legal. I'm pushing 40 by the way. So that's young enough. Just have no idea how to make it happen. Most young girls aren't into old fucks like me.
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>>696660655
same here! pics?
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>>696660939

Welp that's fine then, I can understand your cheating and good on you and ending it (would prefer if you ended it before hand but hey live and let learn)
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>>696661010
noice!
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Only two people know that I'm into lolicon and I think 'Statutory rape' shouldn't be a thing.
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>>696647864
Yeah, when I used to do drugs with my friends there was always some sort of pathetic/annoying/weird guy who nobody liked, always ripped on but we all included him because he had money. These days when we've all stopped with the drugs we hear that he's still going as strong as ever being the idiot he is. He thinks he's cool for doing it but he just comes off as a junkie. Used to call him monkey cuz he was hairy as fuck and the first time he smoked weed he climbed a tree.
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>>696646325
why were you and your mom in the back of your friends car?

0/10
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>>696658750
I secretly hate people who spell voila "viola". not as much as those who spell it "walla" though
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