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I AM IMMORTAN. I AM YOUR REDEEMER. IT IS BY MY HAND YOU WILL

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I AM IMMORTAN. I AM YOUR REDEEMER. IT IS BY MY HAND YOU WILL RISE FROM THE ASHES OF THIS WORLD

SINGLES: Be slave
DUBS: Be witnessed
TRIPS: Pass the gates of Valhalla
QUADS: Immortan himself carries you through the gates of Valhalla
QUINTS: You are Immortan.
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>>696639843
Singles get
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>>696639966
WITNESSED
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Glory me!
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Witness this pleb.

<--
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>>696640351
>>696640431
>>696640704
>>696640778
>>696640920

AH... MEDIOCRE!!
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>>696639843
vallhalla
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go
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>>696639843
VALHALLA GET
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>>696639843
roll
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WITNESS ME!
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rollin'
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Goddamnit! I shall not be denied!
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>>696641224
I am not awaited....I am mediocre.
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Witness me!
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WHAT A LOVELY DAY
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I LIVE I DIE I LIVE AGAIN
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Mediocre, all of you.
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>>696641477
*witnessed*
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>>696641477
I saw!
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>>696639843
Fuck you and your retarded sperm.
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V8!
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WITNESS ME FAGGOTS!
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>>696639843
WITNESS ME
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Check em?
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>>696639843
Witness Me!
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>>696641693
I SUMMON THEE ANOTHER BLOODBAG WHO SERVES FOR THE WAR BOYS!
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WITNESS ME
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I LIVE, I DIE, I LIVE AGAIN
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Lets do this
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Fuck this game I don't wanna play anymore.

(Rides off into the wastes)
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Witnessing.
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>>696641744
*witnessed*
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>>696641744
Faggot= Witnessed
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TAKE ME TO VALHALLA
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>>696639843
WITNESS ME OH HOLY SAVIOR
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>>696639843
Will I ever reach the gates of Valhalla Immortan Joe?
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Me.
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>>696639843
Witness this faggots
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Am I awaited?
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>>696639843
VALHALLA
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>>696639843
IMMORTAN JOE!
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I WILLRIDE ETERNAL
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Gimme access to Valhalla!
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>>696639843
I shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome
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We live! We die! We live again!
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>>696642844
WITNESSED
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WITNESS ME
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WITNESS ME!!!!!
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>>696639843
I AM AWAITED!
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>>696639843
I SHALL RIDE WITH THE HEROES OF VALHALLA FOR ALL ETERNITY! SHINY AND CHROME!
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ALL CHROMED AND SHINY
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He looked at me!
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Chill, i got this
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WITNESS ME!
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>>696639843
10 years a slave
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>>696643577
*witnessed*
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>>696639843
WITNESS ME!!!
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forever a slave
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>>696639843
I SHALL RIDE ETERNAL!! SHINY AND CHROME
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notice me sempai....
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Witness me!
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>>696644600
s-sempai :D
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WITNESS
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I will die historical on fury road!!!
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>>696639843
VALHALLAAAAA
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>>696639843
rollerinoskadj;feruofidkc
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VALLAHU ACKBAR
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Witness me!
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ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY V8!
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WITNESS ME!
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>>696639843

WIIITTTTNEEESSS MEEEE !
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>>696644944
ohoho
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VALHALLA
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Witness!
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i wanz to be slavz
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>>696644838
vV8!V8!V8!V8!V8!V8!V8!V8!V8!V8!V8!V8!V8!V8!V8!V8!
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VALHALLA
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Witness meeeeee!!
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Witness me!!!!
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WITNESS ME
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>>696639843
TAKE ME WITH YOU IMMORTAN
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Mr. Kittywhiskers reporting for duty!
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with NES
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eh?
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Witness!!
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HURRRRRR
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>>696639843
hi
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Aaaa!eeee
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>>696639843
Witness me
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I live I die I live again!
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VALHALLA!!!!
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RICTUS!
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First we get the buzzards off her back!
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>>696644600
>>696644944
>>696645288
*witnessed*
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>>696639843
WITNESSSS ME ! IN THE DOMAIN OF VALHALLAH
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Oh what a day, what a lovely day!
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>>696644944
WITNESSED
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Glory me!
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>>696646288
*witnesses*
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>>696646466
*witnessed*
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Take me to Valhalla, or I'm just a petty slave
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WITNESS YOUR DEATH
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>>696639843
Witness Me ! Shiny & Chrome !
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>>696647757
Witness
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>>696639843
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Roll
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>>696647813
fucking newfag
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Witness?
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Witness me!
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>>696639843

Shiny and chrome!
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>>696645402

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jzZOgLH4KU

best scene in the trilogy.
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I am truely immortan
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WITNESS ME SENPAI
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why u so scandalous joe?
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>>696639843

>mfw Joe has to use his hands to open and close the teeth in his face mask
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>>696648200
*witnessed*
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That feel when you get singles
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mediocre!
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Immortan = fag
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I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get enslaved. Oh, well.
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>>696639843
VALHALLAH WITNESS AKBAR !
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My names joe
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WITNESSES ME
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RIDE TO VALHALLA
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ME IS INMORTAN NOW
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loreal
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>>696648970
WITNESSSSSSSSS
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Let the hate flow through you
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WE LIVE WE DIE WE LIVE AGAIN!
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I wear makeup too
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Fucking witness me
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>>696639843
carry me, joe!
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>>696649300
check em
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>>696639843
WITNESS ME
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Fuck you slavedom is my fetish
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>>696639843
Shiny and chrome.
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>>696649595
Does 9595 count for anything?
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Trips Get
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300!!!!
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>>696639843
I am rolling.
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>>696639843
WITNESS ME
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VALHALLA!
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WITNESS ME
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Rollin'
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>>696639843
WITNESS ME
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WITNESS ME
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WITNESS ME
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MAD MAX BOY
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Roll><
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>>696650499
>>696650599

*Witnessed*
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Immortan
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>>696639843
WITNESS ME
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>>696639843
Witness me!
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I don't want to go to valhalla.
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>>696639843
>>
WITNESS!!!
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>>696651832
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>>696651875
Slave, Witness me !
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Rollo
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>>696651950
>>696651832
FUCK ILL NEVER BE CHROME
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IMMORTAN JOE. WITNESS ME
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Shiny and chrome.
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>>696639843
BRING ME TO VALHALLA
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for narnia!
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OH CAPTAIN MY CAAAPTAAAAAIN
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Can I get a witness?
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Shiny
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>>696652085
Slave, WITNESS ME ! SHINY & CHROME
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>>696639843
mediocre = this post
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>>696639843
IMMORTAN!
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>>696652374
HAHAHAHA YOU SCHLANGA EATING FAGGOT
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>>696652424

Mediocre !
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>>696652220

That at least deserves a witness
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SHINY AND CHROME
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>>696652445
^^ WITNESS I SAID !
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>>696639843
VALHALLA!!!
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>>696652499
*witnessed*
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>>696652499
>>
>>696639843
ROLL
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>>696652522
*Witnessed*
>>
Rolllllll
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>>696652600

>>
WITNESS ME
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>>696652522
>>
>>696652600
*witnessed*
>>
WITNESS ME
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>>696649223
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>>696652658
WITNESS ME !
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Y'all better fucking witness me you cunts
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>>696639843
Witness these pathetic singles great overlord.
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OH WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY FOR A NEIGHBOR
WILL YOU BE MINE? WILL YOU BE MINE?
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>>696652844
>>
>>696652877
>>
roll this
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WITNESS MEEEEE
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WITNESS ME SENPAI
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>>696639843
WITNESS ME!
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I rule this land!
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I ride, shiny and chrome!
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>>696653195
YOU DONT EVEN RULE YOUR OWN BUTTHOLE. SLAVE
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>>696639843
Wroom wroom!
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Heil!
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witness me pls
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>>696653500
lol nice...
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>>696653555
oh shit you passed the gates of valhalla
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WITNESS!
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V8 Rollin
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>niggers ITT not witnessing/acknowledging my wins

this fucking shit board reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>696639843
I LIVE I DIE I LIVE AGAIN
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>>696653555
o shit nigger wat r u doin
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>>696639843
Witness me!!!
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Last time i passed easily
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>>696643715
He looked at your blood bag
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WITNESS ME!
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To Valhalla I ride
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WITNESS!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YtGaba6rR4
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WITNESS ME
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>>696654207
just shiny and chrome shit.. all day.. its wut i do
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>>696639843
WITNESS ME
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Shiny and chrome
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>>696639843
What a mess
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Praise V8.
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>>696654646
shoulda had a v8
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Take me
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>>696654699
this is literally my 4th dubs ITT and i already got 1 trips so yea im shine as fuck
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>>696654699
Witnessed the awful pun.
Goddammit, Carlos.
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>>696639843
WITNESS ME
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be my witness
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>>696654622
>>
>>696654855
>>
>>696639843

IMMORTAN JOE
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she went under the wheels
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i serve humbly m'lord
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>>696639843
WITNESS MEEEEEE
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hello
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WHAT A LOVLEY DAY
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Roll
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>>696653555
SEE YOU IN VALHALLA MY BROTHER!
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gay
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>>696639843

witness me
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Max checking in mates
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>>696656777
see you in valhalla
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>>696656832
hahaha look at this smeg, mediocre
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I have a slave fetish so...get singles
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>>696639966
WITNESSED

FOR VALHALLA
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>>696643715
he was just scanning the horizon
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WITNESS ME
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>>696639843
always wanted to be a slave
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> grabs chrome spray can
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WITNESS ME!!!!
>>
>>696653555
>>696656777
>only 2 people are past the gates of Valhalla
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I like boobs
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Ruhruhruhruhroooooooll
>>
WITNESS ME!
>>
>>696657537
the third one is here
>>
what about me
>>
carry me
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>>696657674
*scoffs* mediocre
>>
Roolllin
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kys fag
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>>696657778
LOL so close to being the first quads ITT
Immortan himself wont carry you through the gates of Valhalla
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Rololllinksmmsks
>>
https://www.amazon.com/Wilton-710-5521-Silver-Color-Mist/dp/B005KTVG86
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>>696639843
Inb4 slave
>>
>>696658242
>https://www.amazon.com/Wilton-710-5521-Silver-Color-Mist/dp/B005KTVG86
>those Q&A comments and customer reviews

holy shit i did not expect that many laughs
>>
Rolling.
>>
Pfft...whatever. No pic Quadhalla.
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>>696658977
Okay then. Quads cowptear
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ROLL !
>>
If i get trips i'm going to shout the Keemstar intro in front of Daniel Keem's house
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TO VALHALLA
>>
witness me
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>>696639843
Quads for our glorious Immortan!!
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>>696639843
rolling for glory
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Really just not wanna be Immortan. That shit seems nasty.
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I LIVE. I DIE. I LIVE AGAIN.
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>>696639843
senpai, witness me!!!
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witness.
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roll
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>>696639843
WITNESS ME
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>>696639843
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