YLYL
>>696584642
>makes ylyl thread
>starts off with garbage
>>696584642
>>696584791
little black kid should be lucio
>>696584642
never forget
Anyone with the image of "first gear all the way up" game screenshot??
>>696584939
damn
>>696585859
>>scan €20 pounds through my lamp
>>is fake it is
>>fuck you lamp say violetly
>>read label, dismiss by manager
can maybe use find real bad people money penny?
>>696585342
Almost lost to this really bad, many times while reading this.
>>696585428
fuck yaaaaaaaaaa
does anyone have that pic with all the "weird" music genres that starts out normie tier then gets to Mahmoud Awad.
>>696585428
worth it
>>696585428
cool
>>696585428
Cunt.
Sup fam
>>696587088
Checked
>>696586339
That is some real fucking broken English, Pajeet.
I give up
>>696584791
Black on Black violence is never funny
>>696585428
moop
>>696585079
FUCKING KEK
>>696587704
I almost lost to this
>>696587704
>always funny
>>696587170
This... this got me....
>>696587704
I almoat>>696587704
>>696586154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZVf1TCsNuk
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I am particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me.first, you need to find an isolated area so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread.My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit.Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet.You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird.This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences.I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but still catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.
>>696588272
lost
>>696585007
Was he fingering his own asshole? The nigro I mean, not Messi.
>>696584939
Niggerbread man?
>>696585428
fuck
>>696584642
>>696588257
what is this picture
>>696587088
Dubs for the finish
>>696589000
Nice trips
>>696585428
dang
>>696588507
LMAO
>The nigro I mean, not Messi
>>696589082
autistic youtuber that lives in a bathroom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgX2HAeWkVg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZwDXDUYJOg
cut the racism, fags
>>696585428
cunt
>>696584939
>join me. On a journey through the cosmos
>>696585079
been here fucking years and this is the first time I lost.
>>696589648
No, ass, you retard.
>>696585079
FUCKING 5-STAR POST
>>696589496
>>696588343
Why don't you like, buy your own personal parakeet?
Call that a paraskeet
>>696585079
I don't get it
>>696590139
Paraskeet
Kek
>>696586680
this
>>696585428
Original gif?
>>696590270
That weird fat guy is actually Vin diesels half brother who he fails to acknowledge in the public domain.
>>696585079
Well played sir, lost for the first time
>>696590270
project graham
>>696588343
>>696585428
faggot
>>696585428
Niggrr
>>696585735
>the perfect loop
>>696585428
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36900310
>>696585007
Hahaha, i haven't seen this in so long. Always cracks me up
>>696588257
>meth
Not even once
>>696585079
Flawless
>>696590421
seconding this
>>696590683
Please post gif of this
>>696590421
>>696591749
http://juicygif.com/gallery/search/(keyword)/cute-ass
can't post it because max file size is 4MB
>>696585342
Why anybody didn't tell him to post the three pictures is beyond me
>>696589614
Filename got me
anyone have the greentext where this guy fucks a dead tornado victim?
>>696594320
>pedo
>>696585428
Cmon
>>696594188
doesn't beat garlic bread though
>>696585007
Dammit lost.
>>696594320
i remember it but i don't have it
it's not funny at all though
>>696587088
>>696594188
>internet explorer
We get it, you're old
>>696595311
>>696595461
>>internet exploreer
>>696588178
>>696595477
>>696591557
You're not even funny.