Waifu claiming thread. Previous: >>696533315 Rules: >Claim

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Kyouko claimed.

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Claimed.

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still here

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Chara claimed

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>>696549827
Claiming Trsiatana

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Let's do this. I claim Azusa Nakano as my waifu

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>>696549798
It was a cultural thread about a non alcoholic society and their interesting choice of wardrobe and sitting position.

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>>696550114
My tristana

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Miho claimed

That feel when trying to tell some high school kid that putting a siren in a old police car is illegal as shit.

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I claim Schierke as my waifu

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QOTT: What do you think is the favourite music of your waifu?

Chara probably listens to either classic or some Metal Subgenre.

>>696550835
>Schierke
Top Notch!

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>>696550718
Why tell them?
Just sit back and enjoy the show.

>>696550646
Is this even legal

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>>696535787
>4 of top 5 have white hair
RIP

>>696550646
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MODS

>>696551487
What was it,

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>>696551409
I swear this was a coincidence.

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>>696550974
probably pop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WvW2de_F3I

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>>696551161
Cause i would like to own another one of them cars again without having a gun put to my head every time i get pulled over.

>>696551409
>

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.

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Claiming Yuuki

>>696550974
Probably pop

I claim hitler

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>>696552680

aserdftvgybuhjnkm

>>696553417
It simply is not true? I know, butterflies, more important than 300 deaths which are based on the number of high school, I have peace.

Monkeys trained to fight, and I'm not a military sniper. You anything, but it was not. We wanted to determine the sex. I mean, I see the face of the earth.

If you think you can find something on the Internet? Evo cars. Be prepared for hidden spy network in the United States to attack the larvae of intellectual property rights, I must say better. The storm destroyed painful memories. Half of the children died. You can do it anywhere and I can already killed hundreds of hands. This is wrong, but smaller oil reserves, like an old man "that some phones Navy to play ugly." But now we can not pay ridiculous prices. I do not want to disrupt their wounds.

Half of the children died.

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>>696551914
>>696552164
I see, I see~ It does seem to fit both of them.
Also thread is surprisingly slow today

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of Charlies lurking in the jungle trees. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. He remembers the looks on the boys' faces as he walked into that village and... oh, Jesus. The memories seldom left him, either. Sometimes he'd reminisce - even hear - Tex's southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes like nothing else. He always kept a pack of Lucky's with him. The boys are gone, now. He knows that; it's just that he forgets, sometimes. And, every now and then, the way that seven looks at him with avid concern in his eyes... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. Makes him feel like he's back there... in the jungle.

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>>696553580
That's fine.
Are you?

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Madoka claim

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>>696554002
Yaya, Internet is just slow as fuck today. Captcha needs time to load.
Besides that, everything's fine~
How about you?

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>>696553580
I'd rather it be slow than riddled with spam or gore

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We found this new site called CSGO Lotto—so I'll link it down in the description if you guys want to check it out. We were betting on it today and I won a pot of like $69 or something like that, so it was a pretty small pot, but it was like the coolest feeling ever. I ended up following them on Twitter and stuff, and they hit me up and they're talking to me about potentially doing like a skin sponsorship.

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>>696550974
Classical, acoustic pop and pajama pop (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKUQFqzt4xk).

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It doesn't matter. Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for FUCKING games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again.

... You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. FUCK you. Get ready.

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>>696554793
I get this reference Ya

>>696554510
Sounds exactly the same as me
Everyone is tired and it made me tired.

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Feels so nice to be home.
Stella's mine.

>>696552164
HI YUUUKI HOW ARE YOU

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claimed

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>>696554612
Yeah, I like it that way more too

>>696555042
Oh! And who's your waifu?

>>696555328
Man, bad internet is the worst.

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Currently watching Chuunibyou

>>696554510
Oh hey, you're in the thread again!

<3

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Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world.

That's why he passed Obamacare and the stimulus and Dodd-Frank and the deal with Iran. It is a systematic effort to change America. When I'm president of the United States, we are going to re-embrace all the things that made America the greatest nation in the world and we are going to leave our children with what they deserve: the single greatest nation in the history of the world.

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AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!

You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY TYLO BE CHILLIN, HERE'S A PIC OF HUMBLE CANNONS BY AARON ELLIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on the music section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.

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>>696555755
She's Kate Marsh, from Life is Strange.

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>>696555390
I'm pretty good, can't complain. What about you?

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>>696551764
I've no room to judge.
just something to think about
>>696551922
?

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I heard some people saying the jews financed Hitler's adventure. Sure, why not, and sounds funny and crazy right??, but ,isn't. I guess societies very stupidly don't see why??? I strongly believe the jews wants to control the world for the better, not the worst, but the better, but remember this guys, when they need to do this, the jews will have to deal and battle the most ugly and evil forces in planet earth. and who could be one of those evil forces???, well...Hitler is one, for sure, and now, if the jews cleverly financed Hitler's adventure, knowingly that Hitler will lose the war, Ha, so, there you have it. that is the reason we control Germany today. RIGHT??. whenever this mighty guys need to do something in order to control some part of the world, either you agree with our banking terms, or you have the option of the war, but the jews tell those who oppose...don't do it, because you are going to loose and then...YOUR ASS WILL BE OURS...VERY SIMPLE. so, those mighty bankers financed Hitler and since Hitler for sure lost, YOUR ASS IS MINE, SO THERE YOU HAVE IT...WE CONTROL GERMANY TODAY, but why?, why we need to do this with Germany, which is a Europeans nation like us??, Why loosing so many Europeans lives?? well Germany was the one who opposed this bankers. We either control the world's money system , OR THE WORLD IS GOING TO CONTROLS US and we don't want that, because if the world controls us, IT'S THE END OF US. And this is not the end of it and actually will never end, this planet always will have wars. and do you guys know why? BECAUSE THIS IS ROTTEN PLANET EARTH...THE DEVIL'S PLANET, PLANET INFERNO AND MOST OF US HUMANS, WE STINK, NOT ALL OF US, BUT MOST OF US, ARE HELL'S GUYS. 80% OF HUMANS ARE NO GOOD, AND THE REST OF US, 20%, THE GOOD SIDE OF US, HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS EVERY MOMENT OF OUR LIVES, SO, LONG LIVE THIS MIGHTY BANKERS...BECAUSE FOR YOU GUYS , LOOKS LIKE THIS MIGHTY GUYS ARE BAD, BUT THEY'RE NOT, IT'S JUST THEIR FIGHT AGAIN'TS HELL'S PEOPLE.

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>>696555820
Yaya, but soon going to bed.
Probably in an hour or so.

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Rory-sama claimed
So I got a message from the boss at 2am saying 'tomorrow you start at 10:30.' I think he may have sent it yesterday.

My father...was a baker...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, cooking. Mommy orders take-out to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

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>>696556341
Hello Shizuru

>>696556497
Staying here till then?

My father...was a cloud...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he starts raining, crazier than usual. Mommy gets an umbrella to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father...was a samefag...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he starts reposting, crazier than usual. Mommy gets an sage to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father...was a police man...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he arrests crooks crazier than usual. Mommy obeys the law to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

>>696552533
MY WIFU IS WAHU WAHU WAHU

My father...was a nigger...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, stealing bikes. Mommy locks her bike to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father . . . was a faggot . . . and a fiend.

And one night, he starts assfucking, crazier than usual. Mommy has a VAGINA to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

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>>696556603
That's the plan.

My Father... was a pokedad... and a fiend

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, uses hydro pump. Mommy uses a electric pokemon to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

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Knife Waifu - Alice Liddell

My father...was a camwhore...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he whores out on /b/ crazier than usual. Mommy sages the thread to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

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>>696556603
Hello Fran. What's up?

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Love you too Mai

My mother...was afraid...and a fiend

And one night, my momma got scared, more scared than usual. She said I'm movin' in with my auntie and uncle in Bel-air. I did not like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father...was a jew...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he starts making money off interest, crazier than usual. Mommy gets a lawyer to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father...was a virgin...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he faps off crazier than usual. Mommy disconnects the internet to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

>>696556956
That art looks like shit and you should feel bad.

My father...was a bawksy...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he makes a video on youtube, crazier than usual. Mommy an heros to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father...was Vince...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he advertises slap chop craazziier than usual, chopping. Mommy gets Billy Mayse to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father...was a terrorist...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he starts exploding, crazier than usual. Mommy gets America to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father...was pedophile...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, posting CP. Mommy tells him to have a seat right there to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father...was a Jesus...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he dies for my sins, crazier than usual. Mommy watches Zeitgeist to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father...was a plumber...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, stomping koopas. Mommy hides in Bowser's castle to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

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>>696556956
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

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>>696556151
I'm really good. Want to play some games maybe today?

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>>696556543
Your probably fucked

>>696556855
Yay! I get to talk to you till then!

I love doing that

>>696556943
Anime

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How many of these do you have saved?

My father...was a Girl...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he bitches about stupid nonsense craazziier than usual, crying. Mommy beats the shit out of her to shut her up. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

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>>696557490
DIRTY COMMIE SCUM GET OFF MY HARD EARNED LAND I EARNED WITH MY OWN SWEAT TEARS AND FECES GET OUT OF HERE WE DONT SUPPORT RUBLE HEADED BASTARDS LIKE YOU THIS IS A FIRST WORLD COUNTRY WHERE WE DONT SHOVE OUR HEADS INTO BEARS ASS AND DRINK POTATO JUICE ALL DAY U LIL KALASHNIKUNT I BET I CAN REK U IN A RACE OWP SORRY ALREADY HAPPENED COSMONAUT MORE LIKE KOSMO-NOT AMIRIT HYUK HYUKHYUK GO BACK TO YOUR BREAD LINE HAR HAR MEANWHILE ILL BE HERE TEACHING MY SON HOW TO RIDE MY BIKE AND MEET JOHNSON IN THAT PRESS MEETING WE HAVE O LOOK IM GETTING A CALL FROM HIM RIGHT NOW OH HELLO JOHNSON HOW IS THE BUSINESS REPORT GOING SPLENDID MHM YES INDEED WELL IVE FINISHED PAYING MY BILLS AND GOING TO PLAY BILLIARDS SEE YOU AT WORK CLICK

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>>696557475
Its 7:30 am here.

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>>696557457
Sure, what'd you have in mind?

>>696557490
I haven't even scratched the surface.

My father...was a leprechaun...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he starts rainbowing, crazier than usual. Mommy gets a gold pot to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father...was...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes off craazziier than usual and accidentally a whole bottle of coca cola. Mommy asks if this is bad. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father...was a Ganondorf...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, triforcing. Mommy gets Link to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father...was a slowpoke...and a fiend

And one night, one night he starts posting combos, crazier than usual. Mommy gets a c-c-c-combo breaker to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

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>>696557475
Sure, sure~
I'm bored anyway

My father was a Korean... and a fiend.

And one night, he goes off crazier than usual, offering pizza and hamburger. Mommy gets pig disgusting murderer George W. Bush to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father...was the OP...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, posting fail threads. Mommy tries to post OC defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father...was a gamblin' man...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, way down in New Orleans. Mommy sews my new blue jeans to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father...was a faggot...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, fagging it up bareback with all kinds of PENISes. Mommy goes lesbo to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

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Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!

My father...was a Fat fuck...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, eating. Mommy gets a diet plan and a boflex to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father...was a newfag...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of posting "you raff you ruse" threads craazziier than usual. Mommy is a newfag too, so she participates in the thread, instead of defending herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

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>>696557573

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IM DELETING YOU, DADDY! ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... ERROR! True Daddies are irreplaceable I could never delete you Daddy! Send this to ten other Daddies who give you cummies Or never get called ️squishy️ again If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 3 back: you're squishy️ 5 back: you're daddy's kitten

My father was an astronaut... and a fiend.

IOne nuight, he goes into space, craaazier than usual. Mommy stays on the ground to defend herself. He doesn't like this. No. One. Bit.

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>>696557620
Maybe just text him back?

Can't hurt asking
Forgot you are an Aussie for a second

>>696557854
So, what do you want to talk about?

~~maybe something lewd?~~

My father....was Micheal J. Fox...and a fiend

And one night, one night he starts shaking, craaazziier than usual. Mommy plays with an etch-a-sketch to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

Because of parkinsons.

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clmd

My father was has anyone... and a fiend.

And one night, he goes off crazier than usual, really been far even as decided. Mommy gets to use even go want to defend herself. He doesn't to do more like this. Not. One. Bit.

nigger nigger... nigger nigger nigger... nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger, nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger, nigger. nigger nigger nigger-nigger nigger nigger nigger. nigger nigger'nigger nigger nigger. nigger. nigger. nigger.

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>>696558146
I have. No answer yet.

My father...was a dark type...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, putting himself in defense mode. Mommy uses her trap card. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father...was a Micheal J. Fox...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, shaking uncontrollably. Mommy doesn't hand him the baby when he asks for him. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father...was an iPod...and a fiend.

And one night, he goes off craazziier than usual, dominating the market. Mommy goes and buys a Zune to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father...was a camwhore...and a fiend.

And one night he starts posting pictures, crazier than usual. Mommy starts to fap to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

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My father...was a pretty cool guy...and a fiend.

And one night, one night eh goes of craazziier than usual, killing aleins. Metroid gets a X-Buster to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father....was a drunk...and a fiend

And one night, one night he starts drinking, craaazziier than usual. Mommy calls the cops to defend herself. They dont come. Not. One. Cop.
THEN WHO WAS PHONE???

My mother...'s name was Lorena...and a fiend.

And one night, one night she goes of craazziier than usual, lopping off Daddy's PENIS and hurling it into a field. Daddy wakes up. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father...was a hippie...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes off craazziier than usual, ranting about posessions being evil. Mommy puts Slayer on the stereo to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

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>>696558146
nah, I'm good. too tired for it too. took antidepressants and they make sleepy.

My father...was a spammer...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, and spams /b/ with Girugamesh. Mommy unplugs the modem. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

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>>696558140

My father...was a doctor...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, saving lives. Mommy gets AIDS to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

>>696558140
What is this retarded horse shit?

My father...was a loli...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of crazziier than usual, jailbaiting. Pedobear watches from the closet to defend itself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father...was named John and I hate ever last one of you.

And one night, he goes off craazziier than usual, dying in a car. Mommy goes and just blew me. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit. Shit was so cash.

My father...was a American Economy...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, crumbling. Mommy moves to Europe to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father...was a furry...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of crazziier than usual, yiffing in hell. Mommy hits him with a car to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father...was a nigger...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, shooting some b-ball. Mommy got scared and said you're moving with your Auntie and Uncle. In. Bel. Air.

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>>696558338
Well, if anything just show up at 10:30

>>696558404
You repeated this one

>>696558708
Mostly as a joke, mostly

Yeah, my anxiety meds messed with my appetite for the longest time

My father...was a theoretical physicist...and a fiend.

And one night, he creates a resonance cascade, crazier than usual. Mommy got a crowbar to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

>>696559045
Both are about Fox, but they are different.

My father...was a president...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, making me read his lips. Mommy fools him once to defend herself. He doesn't like this. A fool me. Can't be. Fooled again.

My father...was a Weaboo...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, watching anime. Mommy stops playing JRPG's and starts playing WRPG's to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

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>>696557656
I don't know. What games do you play?

>if trips everyone needs to reply with a lewd to this post

My father...was a portugese ...and a fiend.

And one night, he creates a sperm cell called manuel, crazier than usual. Mommy got to a abortion clinic to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My son was a whiny bitch... and a pussy...

And one night, he pissed me off a little more than usual. I started punching him and my wife (his mommy) takes out a knife to defend him. I didn't like this. Not. One. Bit. So I raped her... My sons face was in awe, I didn't like this either, so I questioned why he was so serious all of the sudden. He did not respond, so I took the knife and in one swift maneuver he was smiling once again.

I was pleased.

Ack ack-ack...ack ack ACK ack...ack ack ACK.

Ack ack, ack ack ack-ack ack ack ACK ack, aaack ack. Ack ack ack-ack ack ack ack-ack ack-ack. Ack ack-ack ack ack. Ack. Ack. Ack.

My father...was a PENIS...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, fucking. Mommy closes her legs to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

>>696559252
GTA V, Overwatch, Rocket League, most source engine games, World of Warcraft

My father...was a /b/tard...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, playing battletoads. Mommy wants to play castlevania. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father...was cool face...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of crazziier than usual whit the problem. Mommy calls an officer to solve it. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

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>>696559045
Side effects are the most fun thing meds have!

My father...was a shiny pidgy...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, appearing in a battle. Mommy smacks the game out of my hand because i'm not listening to her. I punch her in the face. She crushes the gamboy away to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

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>>696559354
Mars Attacks. Loved it.

My father...was a writer, you would have like him.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, being in a dystopian future. Mommy hits him in the head and put him in a black bag to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

>>696559644
It was alright.

My father... was pete the butcher... and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes off crazzier than usual, hackin' and wackin' and smackin' that meat. Mommy calls the police to put Pete in jail. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Chop.

My father...was an Arbiter...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes off crazier than usual, killing the Flood. Mommy gets the Gravemind to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

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What is so funny about copypasta? Someone put a lot of time in writing out a wall of text, and all you do is just copy and paste it? Unbelievable. Freaking unbelievable. It is so fucking disrespectful for the original writter to have his thoughts repeated over and over just for some kind of sick joke. You fools know the CSU copypasta, right? People chuckle at it because he was "very mad". Well, think about it, motherfucker. What if he WAS very mad? What if he actually had feelings and his day was ruined? Ever think about it like that? No, of course not. You tools just took his words over and over and used it for shits and giggles. How fucking rude. At this point, my 10 page essay on why I think Brawl is ass could be used as a copypasta. That is just fucking wrong on so many levels. I'm not going to write out a copypasta myself, because I don't want my words to be shat out over and over again. I'm just expressing my thoughts and feelings on the abuse of copypasta. It just needs to fucking stop.

My father...was Tom Green...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes off craazziier than usual, on his show. Mommy spams him with "nigger nigger nigger" calls to defend itself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father...was a Cumshot Surprise...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, advertising. Mommy never knew what the fuck hit herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

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>>696559426
Forgot pic

My father...was an Australian...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes off craazziier than usual, and drags us down to the basement. Mommy doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father...was a GOATSE...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, buttplugging. Mommy clicks the X at the top right corner of the screen to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

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The word ‘cuck’ gets used a lot lately. Many people have taken a try at describing the phenomenon, but I think all existing descriptions of ‘cuck’ miss why the point and the power of the word. They miss why ‘cuck’ is not merely a modern ‘faggot’ or ‘hippy,’ but actually something much stronger. The perfect description for a modern epidemic that is destroying our nations, our societies, and our souls.

To understand why ‘cuck’ is so powerful, we need to understand its origins and literal meaning. The word cuck is a short for cuckold, which is a man whose wife is cheating on him. More specifically, in modern usage, a cuckold is a man who KNOWINGLY ALLOWS his wife to cheat on him – either because he gains pleasure from it or because he is too weak or cowardly to stop it. But this is not the original source of ‘cuck,’ nor the one that best describes why ‘cuck’ is the perfect description for the modern age.

The term cuckold itself comes from the cuckoo bird: a bird that is a brood parasite. The cuckoo bird lays its eggs in the nests of other birds. Once the egg hatches, the young cuckoo will swiftly destroy or eat most or all of the nest’s original inhabitants. The parents of these murdered young who come back to a nest with a baby cuckoo in it will ignore the carnage, and dutifully raise the young cuckoo as if it is their own chick. Indeed, because cuckoos are often much larger than the birds whose nests they parasitize, it is possible for cucked parents to literally starve as they struggle to provide for the murderer of their real children.

In both cases, human and bird, we have a subject which has utterly abandoned the self-interest of itself and of its kin in the favor of others – often the very others who have wronged them.

My father...was a PENIS...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, fucking. Mommy makes him pull out to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father...was >>696559806 ...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, being a newfag. Mommy /facepalms to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Is the. All OC, Or what.

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>>696559589
Exactly, but not till you have to take meds for the side effects. Luckily none of mine are that bad

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>>696559995
You may wonder: why do cucked birds not fight back, or abandon the cuckoo? There are many reasons. Some birds seem to genuinely be unable to tell that the cuckoo is, in fact, not their own. You might think this would be a uniquely avian feature – but see human ‘cucks’ who seem completely unable to differentiate between foreigners and their own kith and kin when deciding who is deserving of aid and alliance.

Other birds are aware of the dangers cuckoo’s pose, and will try to destroy cuckoo eggs and chicks when they find them in their nests. Cuckoo birds have a strategy for dealing with this, however. Although cuckoo birds refuse to raise their own young, they are not above providing some amount of parental protection. When they find that one of their eggs has been removed from a nest they have parasitized, they immediately destroy the entire nest, and attack the smaller parents, often killing them. With such a threat hanging over their heads, it’s little wonder that small birds so strenuously provide for the cuckoo in their midst. And after all, sometimes a young cuckoo might leave one or two of the original brood alive. Imagine those young birds for a moment. Aren’t those young birds lucky to be so culturally enriched as to have a kind cuckoo brother in their nest? And although the cuckoo will take the lion’s share of the food and space in the nest, those other birds really shouldn’t be so selfish. After all, it’s not like cuckoos can build nests of their own!

My father... was Lost...and a fiend.


and one night, one night goes craazziier than usual, claiming that everything is because of time travel. Mommy changes to Heroes to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father...was a sex deviant...and a fiend.

My father...was a banker...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, offering subprime loans. Mommy orders regulations to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

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>>696560090

My father...was a space marine...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes craazziier than usual, getting the plasma rifle. The cyderdemon fired the rocket missiles to defend himself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

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In this context, it is easy to see just why ‘cuck’ is absolutely appropriate to a certain breed of today’s politicians. A cuck politician is a cuck when he or she takes pleasure in his nation’s people being cheated on. He gains political standing and a sense of moral superiority when he allows poor little cuckoo birds to roost in his nations cities and towns. A cuck politician is also a cuck because he knows that if he were ever to act against the cuckoos in his midst, he would invite disaster. Riots, terrorism, beheadings… And, of course, the approbation of his fellows cucks. Much better, in the mind of the cuck, to appease the cuckoo birds. Sure, a few of his own people might end up devoured or pushed out of the nest. But, better that than to have the nest destroyed entirely, right?

Let’s go back to nature, briefly. You may wonder if birds have any other defenses against the cuckoo menace, or if they are doomed to always raise the offspring of their enemy. In fact, they do. Some species of birds, when they discover an adult cuckoo, will form a swarm and drive the bird away or kill it. For the cuckoo is, though large, ultimately a parasite. The amount of cuckoos in a given area can never grow larger than the number of birds which it parasitizes, for the cuckoo is incapable of raising its own young.

In this context, again, we see a remarkable analogy between the modern situation and the natural world. The cuckoo nations – and let’s not pretend we don’t know who these nations are – are incapable of building their own power, or raising their own strength. The cuckoo nations will never, inside their own borders, build empires and armies and technological wonders which dwarf the rest of the world. The best they can do is to attempt to take these things from others, when they find them. And yet, the cuckoo must rely on stealth and subterfuge most of the time, for it ultimately is weaker than those it parasitizes.

My father...was Schoenberg...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he destroys tonality craazziier than usual, composing. Mommy writes a secondary dominant to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

My father...was an affinity deck...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes off craazziier than usual, attacking with atogs and arcbound ravagers and even ornithopters. Mommy sideboards in Hurkyl's Recall to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

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>>696560255
See how the cuckoo operates. When it cannot win by force, it uses subterfuge. ‘Islam is a religion of peace.’ ‘Diversity is strength.’ ‘We are just like you.’ And the cuck believes them, and embraces its own destruction. For once the cuckoo gains strength, and no longer needs the cuckold, it immediately turns on them. The human cuckoos hold own hand out in supplication, while holding in their other hand a machete. Although they could never defeat the West in a straight fight, they do not have to. Merely the threat is sufficient, when a nation is run by cucks.

And our nations ARE run by cucks. Let there be no doubt about it. Cucks in both senses of the word: they refuse to recognize their enemy, and they can great pleasure in siding with him against their own countrymen. You can recognize a cuck through their signatures, ‘All people are the same, we should endeavor to help foreigners just as much as our own people.’ ‘It’s unfair for us to have so much, and them to have so little. Let us take all we have built and give it to those who have built nothing.’ This is the cuckoldry of nations, and is what is meant when a politician is called a ‘cuck.’ Elect a cuck at your peril.

But cuckoldry in the modern world goes far beyond immigration politics. Cuckoldry has become an entire mindset. The modern cuck is not a cuck only in one circumstance, but in ALL circumstances. When the modern cuck has to choose between foreigners and his countrymen, he chooses the foreigners. When the modern cuck has to choose between his race and another, he chooses the other. When the modern male cuck has to choose between men and women, he chooses women. When the modern cuck has to choose between his family and strangers, he chooses strangers. And, (of course!), when the cuck has to choose between himself and a stranger when it comes to fucking his partner, the cuck chooses the stranger!

My father...was The Game...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, reminding. Mommy just lost it to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

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>>696560342

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>>696549967
kill yourself, for making that pun.

My father...was a newfag...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes off craazzier than usual, posting in u raff u ruse threads. Mommy posts gore to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

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>>696559911
nice triple dubs.
um csgo? can't really think of anything else 'cos gta v is kinda boring imo.

My father...was Moot...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes off crazier than usual, b&hammering. Mommy gets W. T. Snacks to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

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Alright, got work sorted. Starting at 10 both days.

My father...Fresh Prince...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, shooting some b-ball outside of the school. Mommy said you are moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

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>>696560088
Same here. I even got the meds due to the "gets sleepy" side effect. I also have more hunger so I eat more and get a bit heavier.

Your girlfriend's father...was PHONE...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes off craazziier than usual, makin your phone ring and asking "Wat are you doin with my daughter!" Ur honey tells you her father's been dead for years. You don't like this. Not. One. Bit.

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>>696556341
>I've no room to judge.
Of Course, you are a lolicon

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>>696560430
ok