how 'bout some crazy ex stories /b/? I'll go first;

>>696542321
Charge your fucking phone

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>Be me in high school
>dating small penis roid rage (who was hot when we first started dating but then turned into a horrible roid beast)
>I send pic related to some funny looking random i added on snapchat, just to fuck with, because he said he'd send me nudes if i sent something.
>Pic is actually my armpit

A couple days go by

>Bf goes through all my fucking snapchat messages
>Comes across armpit photo
>acts funny all day, but won't tell me why
>breaks up with me a couple days later
>Tells everyone in school he broke up with me because i sent some guy nudes
>MFW he can't even tell the difference between an armpit and a vagina.

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>>696543477
Maybe he broke up with you because he saw how fat your armpits are.

>>696543477
Is that an armpit? Jesus fucking Christ

>>696543796
HAHAH no, they look fucking bad but i swear I'm not fat. I actually workout all the time.

>>696543477
Thats fuckin disgusting how many rolls do you have you fuckin fattass cunt

>>696544116
i know lmao, its fucking terrible. I wasnt even fat when i took it. I dont even know how i got it to look like that

>>696544278
then post nudes.

>>696544278
with time stamp of course

>>696544278
Post nudes to prove it

I think we all saw where this thread was going
>abandon thread

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>>696544751
hahaha fuck. Idrc that y'all think I'm a land whale, but ill prove it anyway.
honestly it took me like 15 minutes to get that picture. my friend helped me shape it like a vagina.
and no nudes, but i took this pic around the same time i took the armpit pic

>>696545626
no timestamp cause this was from a long ass time ago, but yea

>>696545626
If the person in that pic is you then I'm a fucking zebra.

>>696544331
HAHAHAHA, apparently a lot m8.

>>696545873
hey mr.zebra

>>696544378
Yeah fucking right, that's disgusting please delete it and know that your fag boyfriend dumped you because you were starting to get fat and he tried to motivate you into getting in shape by getting into shape himself but you just continued to explode so he realized there was no future with you ad you had a sketchy personality to begin with and he dumped you because you might actually cheat on him even though he was way above you

>>696543477
fucking kek he probably dumped you cause of those fat rolls i can almost smell it

>>696546105
>>696546183
LMFAAO. i knew i should have said the pic was my friend because i knew y'all would get me for that.

>>696543477
you can't see old snapchat messages though...

fake and gay

>>696545626
damn i believe ya, do you have kik?;)

>>696546291
so you knew it and got what you wanted, but complain anyways...
I guess he dumped you because you have no idea what you want.

>>696546522
check'd & kek'd

>>696546419
it wasnt a legit snapchat, i sent the picture through the snapchat chat part. its a little pointless but i can even go back and look for the screenshots if y'all wanna see it.

>>696546522
what

>>696546421
no :c

>>696546522
what do you mean?

>>696545626
shut the fuck up you attentionwhoring faggot

>>696546690
And most likely he dumped you because you don't understand shit.
Blank slate trough and trough, eh?

>>696546738
would you make an account just 4 me?

>>696542321
Bitch shot me because I was going to break up with her. That pretty much sealed the deal.

> Don't date crazy bitches!

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>>696543477
Yes, you are fat.

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>near end of relationship, dating landwhale
>make the mistake of telling her I made a friend at work
>"girl or boy"
>Oh shit here we go
>girl
>she looks up my co-worker on Facebook
>says she looks like a skank, probably fucked half the dudes at work
>literally only seen this person once and not even in person.

Pic sorta related, it's the co-worker who I'm dating now

>>696546894
how did you not see that coming

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>>696546792
>>696546690
>I knew you'd post this as response
>I don't want that response
>*posts anyways

>>696546809
yup

>>696546983
Trusted her too much. Lesson learned.

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>>696545626
>my friend helped me shape it like a vagina.

and how excactly does one help somebody else shape their armpit into a vagina, you fucking idiot

>>696546997
Nah i dont really care, but I'm just saying i could have avoided it. My bad tho lol.

TITS OR GTFO WTF FAGGOTS?!?!??!

you guys are lame as fuck now holy shit.

Tits + timestamp or it never happened.

>>696546954
Girlvinyl ? fuck that brings back some memories

>>696547177
by squeezing certain parts of my arm and tying a string around one side, while i took the picture

>>696547114
lol you fucked up

>>696542321
"dated him" stopped reading gay or cumdumpster either way tits or gtfo

>>696543477
Maybe he dumped you for trying to get someone nudes to fat whore

>>696546971
So your xgf was right in her suspecion? I fail to see how that makes her crazy

>>696547310
jesus christ, the damage control is real. just face it fat-ass your "armpit" looks disgusting and your pussy probably looks even worse.

>>696547344
That's the truth, I did!! Dubs prove it!

>>696547189
>logic fail #1
You care enough to reply to it
>logic fail #2
You couldn't since you didn't
>logic fail #3
Thinking that trying to save your face, earns you any merit

verdict:
Back to the kitchen.

>>696547257
...and I'm out.

>>696547209
>>696547257
ALL OF THESE POSTS AND THE ONLY TWO WITH TITS OR GTFO

/b/ IS RULED BY A BUNCH OF LITTLE SUMMER HIGH SCHOOL BOYS NOW! LOL

>>696547557
> This much autism in one person

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>>696547310
>>696547462

yeah really this is just fucking pathetic

>>696547396
i explained to him my friend & i were joking around and fucking with a guy because he was a huge weirdo, so we tricked him into thinking it was my vagina. He didnt even know we got anything back from him. He just saw what i sent and went from there. Im sure there were other problems too tho.

>>696547114
>trust
theres your problem, faggot

>>696542321
TOGTFO

>>696547462
no shit it looks disgusting, it was supposed to lmao.

>>696547706
stfu landwhale

>>696547557
I'm dying,
when was it so serious.

>>696547897
I'm not even her autismus maximus

>>696547724
Oh, we know these problems already

>>696547868
you probably sent a pic of your armpit cause your pussy looks even worse

>>696547897
>>696547706
it wasnt me who said that

>>696547438
Except she wasn't a skank or anything, she's really nice and funny so I don't understand how you can make two second judgements of people like that. She would always talk shit about random people in public and I was getting sick of it.

>>696548016
And that anon is not even the previous poster

>>696547724
>Trying this hard to justify retardedness

OP are you from dallas

>>696548051
looks like arby's, sadly :c

>>696548051
Or i sent a picture of my armpit because i had a boyfriend didn't intend on actually sending anyone my pussy

>>696547557
>saving face on /b/

you definitely didnt

Crazy story about my ex
>Be me
>Never had a girlfriend
>End

>>696548240
>>696548154
I'm gonna jump off a bridge

>>696548428
hopefully my fat pits can save me

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>>696548143
Anon is one person, you know that

> mfw

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>>696548244
>>696548240
I guess the dude can be happy that you didn't

>>696548474
Post pic of current pit with timestamp plz.

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>>696548244
Why do you keep trying to explain yourself literally nobody cares about your vapid relationship bullshit lol

>pic related its you

>>696548491
No Anon, I'm not you.

>>696548584
>thumbnail

>>696548522
of course bro

>>696548078
Ok fam I know the shit then. Persnal experience with it too. Fucking annoying

>>696545626
please timestamp tits, dont listen to h8er

fuckin kek this thread went to shit in a matter of minutes because of this disgusting landwhale

>>696548584
okay m8

>>696548662
Newfag

>>696548584
honestly that is me

Can all you fucking retards shut up or post stories?
>inb4 u
I am a boring beta faggot

>>696548803
HAHAHAHA my bad. i guess ill just fly away with my fucking lard wings.

>>696548803
Seconded

>>696548227
nope, he was tho

diahreah

>>696548803
Kek yes. She took every fucking bait like a champ

>>696548957
you should wash the cheese out of your fat rolls just looking at that picture is nauseating

>>696545626
Mmm post other armpit babe

>>696549209
cheese? Fuck I'm hungry.

>>696549253
>falling for the b8
>>696549312
kek

>>696549209
>>696549253
>>696549312
/b/ in a nutshell

>>696549253
How about a knee or a cankle? Daddy wants some fleshy joints

>>696549686
bitch probably has more chins than a chinese phone book

>>696549801
This is vaguely funny

>>696549886
thanks i didn't come up with it

>>696550250
I know

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who wants to suck my foot

>>696550381
ok

>>696549686
I do love me a big girl

>>696550629
So... sex now? babe

>>696550485
Go to bed eurofag

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>>696548666
Fucking Satan trips

>>696550699
when and where

>>696550751
:{

>>696550485
Would rather lick your vagina armpit

>>696550783
Near that fish and chips stand by our old brothel

>>696550828
Ok show current armpit then

>>696542321
Since the lard-lady is gone:

>together with girls for 5 years
>she's a pothead, I'm not
>fails college
>goes into huge depression
>try my best to keep her connected to friends and family
>motivate her into getting professional help, addiction-treatment and therapy
>life is going up again
>All of a sudden cheats on me
>with a guy that is in the same depressive shit as her
>leaves me for him because "Anon, I don't love you anymore"
>feel like shit for 6 months
>forget about her
5 months ago:
>seeks contact to me
>tells me about her friend emotionally abusing her
>over-jealous
>goes into rage-mode over the most stupid shit >forces her to break up contact to male friends, else he'd leave
>Talk her into breaking up with him
>She does
>Contact stays
>We get along quite decently
>One day she suddenly is back together with him
>Feel like shit for like 10 min
>Realize I had it coming
>Delete her contact info
>Nothing of value was lost

Fick dich Anja.

>>696548584
Let's laugh at this faggot for saving the thumbnail. God damn embarrassment to your family.

>>696550933
ill be there, look for the guy who looks like he hasn't showered in weeks and is wearing a fedora

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Pic related.
I think my ex was a tranny

>>696551444
jesus fucking christ m8

>>696551383
I can taste you already. Im in love
*softly bats armpit hairs at you*

>>696545626
and
>>696543477
are so clearly not the same person it's painful
there is a really fat femanon posting these praying we believe she's skinny
not sure how that makes me feel but kek anyway

>>696551444
I think your ex was a tranny

>>696548803
Right? Losing their shit over a dumb chick

>>696548662
lurk moar

>>696551444
thats a shoop, i can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen quite a few shoops in my day

>>696551562
lets fuck

>>696551615
not only that but she's an internet troll and a real life one

>>696551805
i can sadly guarantee you its not

>>696543477

I couldn't either if you were that much of a hambeast either.

>>696551805
I Agree. The hand just doesn't look natural and looks slightly different to the hairy titties

>>696551583
Im honestly flattered you think that, and will let you believe that

>>696545626

Fucking fatass.

>>696542321
bloke OP being this shitty qual B8 .. ?

>>696552345
i know, i was kicked out of my weight watchers program for robbing the food from the storage rooms.

>>696545626

You're probably still a fatass now. Timestamp you nigger.

>>696552302
you're flattered that I think you're as big as big as a house?

>>696552552
No, i agree with that.

You new Fags should do this ok .. TITS or GTFO ..
Dont feed this cuntriod

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OK then. Best female friend in middle school. Couple of times also "gf"'. Get older, still flirt a lot. Make out sometimes. Talk about having sex. Nothing more happens tho. She cheated on bfs with me btw. So I give up, find gf. Ff many years. In happy relationship. Old friend msg me "oh anon tell me if you are ever single"
Nu-uh. Aint dealing with that shit. Ignore message. Next day get new msg "have feelings for u anon always had my love life has been shit bc of it pls let me know"
Told that bitch to forget it.
Also she turned into a land whale. Proper, proper fat. She used to have a nice body. Damn shame too

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>>696552552
He's quite thin, ill take it

>>696552622
Let me butter you up some more then, or would that be too much since you had a stick with lunch? Who the fuck am I kidding, there is no such thing as 'too much butter' for your fat-ass. Take a fucking walk every once in a while you gargantuan sloth. and take a fucking shower, your armpit looks stained with sweat juice. I wouldn't fuck you with elmo's dick.

>>696552976
a house, like the one you live in
not dr. house, the britbong you polish your carrot to

>>696553017
Are you fucking kidding me. You misogynist peace of shit, to assume i can only handle one stick.
I had 2, you douche.
-Lardy

>>696553171
youre a carrot polisher

>>696553171
I dont live in a house, i live in the solidified crust that encases my skin.

>>696553279
and fucking proud of it, I have the shiniest carrots in all of the land

>>696551187
das deutcsh bruh

>>696553371
my condolences

>>696553475

Thank you. You didnt know any better. But next time dont assume my living arrangements .

I actually have guests coming over, but my dog keeps threatening to bite me. So i have no time to clean the place up.

>>696553644
>lives in a husk of flesh
>doesn't keep it tidy
ishiggity diggity doodly do

>>696542321

>guilted me into sex

This must be the most feminine thing anyone has ever said in the history of /b/.

>>696554122
>other peoples negative emotions cause me to behave erratically
I have to agree, it's SJWspeak at least
>I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR MY OWN ACTIONS, YOU DID THIS TO ME

>>696545626
the fuck u sent armpit (alibi puss) in the first place? if ya didnt want something in exchange?
u wanted a dickpic from the random person u faggit hoe

>>696554526
>faggit hoe
bitch is a total faggit

>>696551187
fick dich anja

>>696554526
Because i was with my friend and we thought it was funny.
That was Like 2 years ago man idk.

>>696554526
"Faggit hoe"
die

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I will give you one more, short version.
Meet crazy girl. Hot af at the time. She a mother of two. Lives with bf, father of kids.
Im 19 she is 25. Break up with my gf, start seeing crazy. She still with bf. He knows. He not happy. We fuck and drink. This goes on for a couple of months. She never delivered on the promised breakup with bf, so I bailed.
She started stalking me. Calling, texting and all that. Switch numbers twice. Get secure number. She then followed me in her car. Confrontation on the street. Yelling. She then kicked me on my leg. Tried passing her to get home. Nope.jpg
End up punching her in the stomach. Get home, call cops. Thalt was pretty much the end of it

>pic related. It is her

>>696555008
u die first faggit

>>696552760
>>696552976
>>696553017
>>696553171
>>696553223
>>696553279
>>696553371
>>696553383
Stop Being SUMMMERY NEW FAGGOTS .. OK !!!
TRY ... PLEASE TRY BE ORIGIONAL .. OK
STOP BEING A CUNT OK
YOUR ARE NOT THE FUNNIEST YOU BELIEVE .. But Try Us ..ok .. that gets you Liked .. ? ;)

>>696555122
>YOUR ARE NOT THE FUNNIEST YOU BELIEVE .. But Try Us ..ok .. that gets you Liked .. ? ;)
what did he mean by this?

>>696554938
show /b/ your armpit with a timestamp

>>696555122
Speak english

>>696555068
any long winded posts are Green text started with .. >b

lurkk moar cunts ok

>>696551444
you better post more

>>696555323
Proxy user Mods ..

>>696555651
I know you fuck ever heard of a phone? Not green texting on this thing. Everyone knows that the exception to rule of greentext is in case of unprepared story on phone.

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>>696555289
Land whale confirmed

>>696556615
>dat squished boob tho

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>>696556615

>>696556766
Bra bro*

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>>696545626

You know the rules.

>>696556615
you look weird

>>696556766
that's a bra you fucking virgin

>>696556938
im a whale on land, bitch i dont play by the rules

>>696556839
> the lower boob squish tho

>>696556994
Holy shit you guys are retarded. The bra squishes a minor part of the left boob in a funny, uncomfy way. I know what a sports bra is

>>696557301
no thats literally just a bra hanging out the bottom, the sports bra is loose af

>be me
>16 years old
>good lookin dude
>start collage
>liked this girl from day one
>blonde, blue eyes, small tittlets
>try to get her with different tactics from day 1
>nice guy (didnt work),funny guy (didnt work)
>after 3 years i give up.start ignoring her.
>ignoring guy (worked)
>get together after a while of talking to each other again.
>start dating
>week pass
>cheats on me
>why????
>you´re to klingy

its okay tho she tasted like old sandals

>>696557496
Oh now I see it. It is almost the same color as the skin on my phone

>>696557522
Pretty big collage bro. Pic?

>>696557701
Yea hahah

>>696557908
I got triggered there..

>>696552760

>doesn't green-text

Well im not reading it nigger!

>>696558094
Ok nigger but Im not greentexting on my phone

I think I love you

>>696551805
haha, pasta...

>>696556615
kek i want to fuck girls like you.(nice underboob) but at the same time youre the type of girl, that is stupid as fuck and does things without thinking (refrence=armpit vag.)

>>696558400
I bet you say that to all the boys

>>696558490
It is just the bra

>be me
>never had a gf
>so never had a ex gf that i can share stories about
:(

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>>696557867
sure buddy

>>696542321
this thread is still alive, holy shite

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>>696549686

>>696558490
lol, ill take that. but If it counts i was drunk and also still in high school when i did armpit vag

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>>696558814
Nice work fam

>>696558907
File name kek

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>>696558260

>not that hard dicknuts.

>>696547557
Lol kys neckbeard

>>696558666
that´s not my fucking point.
u r triggering me as fuck.

>>696559161
...... it takes forever.. that is the point.. not level of difficulty you autistic fuck

>>696559276
Then stop focusing on what is obviously a bra and not a boob

Light emerged from the horizon of the ocean. Hemisphere of orange color shaded lighter as it grew, reflecting onto the waters current; a mix of orange and blue surrounded both my girlfriend and I on the shore of the beach were we first shared feelings. Feelings of relief and satisfaction vibrated throughout my body as the wind ran beneath our skins like satin cloth on bedsheets on a brisk evening.
>I loved her.

>>696551187
>Pothead
>Addiction therapy

What year is it?

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>>696558972
does not count.

>>696559779
well damn

>>696559446

>cant press a button so others might read shitty story

>first world problems

You were saying?

>>696559681
confirm my point to be true then.

>>696555122
Lmao wat

>>696559905
how old r u now may i ask?
still find you utterly triggering tho

>>696559997
I aint got a problem m8. You do. You have a problem with me not greentexting. See, I am completely fine with not greentexting. You on the other hand, get triggered by my lack of greentexting

>>696560031
What was your point exactly?

when i was in nicaragua i fucked an elefant that lost its nose in the great nicaraguan war.
I suspected he was a homo so i called the powlice.
THE POWLICE KILLED BLACK PEOPLE WHAYYYY WHYYY OH WHYYY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO RACIST??????

>>696559740
fucked up her psyche to the point of absolute destruction.
depression, social anxiety, paranoia.
She heven threw violent, unreasonable fits when she couldn't find something to smoke.

Just because you are fine on it, it doesn't mean that it doesn't pose great dangers to the mentally instable.
And withdrawal was hell for her.

Go and educate yourself, there are 10's of thousands of similar case-reports out there.

>>696560527
><><><>BLACK LIVE MATTER!!

>>696560341

No greentext didnt read.

Also upset by one anons criticism.

Who has been triggered I ask?

>>696560690
>No greentext didnt read.
>Also upset by one anons criticism.
>Who has been triggered I ask?

>>696560690
Well I aint. Idc if you read it or what you think abt how I wrote it. I just explained why I didnt gt

>>696560969
>Well I aint. Idc if you read it or what you think abt how I wrote it. I just explained why I didnt gt

>>696561105
stop that

>>696561105
> Imma go to sleep

>>696561252
>>gibbe de pusy b0ss

>>696546626
Yeah those disappear too you lying virgin. Saged

>>696561397
>Yeah those disappear too you lying virgin. Saged
>NNYEEESS

>>696551187
Anja is a bloody cow.

>>696561555
>Anja isnt a bloody cow.

>>696561397
Have you ever snapchatted anyone...

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>>696560473
that shes the type of girl that is very fuckable.but is utterly selfish and does things without thinking bout other people.

and the worst thing is that i get frustrated ,because id fuck her.
next thing i know.i catch feelings for her.she sends armpit (pretend vagitus photo) to a guy.
i break up.

idk my point at this point.

>>696542321
Op sounds like a whiny fucking SJW

>>696560954

>Got me

>>696560969
>>696561162

>obviously upset

>>696561850
NIGGER IS THE TERM

>>696555651
Kinda true...green text is typically used to either quote:

>any long winded posts are Green text started with .. >b

or, alternatively, as a way to tell a long story in short, sharp points. I guess in a sense you are quoting yourself.

>be me
>be autistic faggot
>insist on responding to a post no one cares about
>makes a long winded post as if I know much of anything about a moravian marksman target image board
>pretends this is a long story
>for the sake of the point, ya know?

Other than those situations, you don't generally green text, even if your point is long winded. However, long-winded, non-green text posts are likely going to be ignored, and it is wise, for the poster anyway, to throw in a TL;DR. That way someone can read that and decide if they want to read all the other shit you wrote.

At least, that's how it was when I grew up on /b/. Maybe green texting is different on /b/ now, I don't spend nearly as much time here anymore.

>>696562061
>Kinda true...green text is typically used to either quote:
>>any long winded posts are Green text started with .. >b
>or, alternatively, as a way to tell a long story in short, sharp points. I guess in a sense you are quoting yourself.
>>be me
>>be autistic faggot
>>insist on responding to a post no one cares about
>>makes a long winded post as if I know much of anything about a moravian marksman target image board
>>pretends this is a long story
>>for the sake of the point, ya know?
>Other than those situations, you don't generally green text, even if your point is long winded. However, long-winded, non-green text posts are likely going to be ignored, and it is wise, for the poster anyway, to throw in a TL;DR. That way someone can read that and decide if they want to read all the other shit you wrote.
>At least, that's how it was when I grew up on /b/. Maybe green texting is different on /b/ now, I don't spend nearly as much time here anymore.

>>696556615
THATS A MAN, BABY

>>696562375
jesus christ might aswell stick with calling me land whale then.

>>696562281

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL >>696562573

>>696546971
135 seconds. Did you just not look for a while or does the whore have that on her story?

>>696563000
>135 seconds. Did you just not look for a while or does the whore have that on her story?

<LE STORE 153

>>696562545
Jk I luff uuuu landy-whale chan
<3 :3

ITS TIME TO START

>>696563451
stop

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>>696561669
>I think someone forgot his meds.

>>696563509
STARPT
>strapt

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>>696542321

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yo yo yo check dis one out boooyy
"IM A SPIRITUAL LYRICAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL MIRACLE"

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>>696564094
>"IM A SPIRITUAL LYRICAL MIRACLE SPIRITUAL MIRACLE"

>Translation: (pic related)

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>>696564369
>>>>TRANSLATE IS IN THE IMAGE IN ADDED TO THE COMENT

>>696561669
Oh believe me, she is.
Most illoyal fuck ever.

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>>696564369
YOU ARE A FAKE

>>696564679
NO SHE IS A MISUNDERSTOOD

>>696564369
politicz can i habbe pizza plis

>>696564853
Alter, bist du Phillip, oder was?^^

diahreah

>>696564982
ich bin rolf

>>696564853
>>696564982
and if you aren't, why do you care?
You don't know her.
White-knighting, or as illoyal (and self-delusional) as her?

>>696559740
When compared to Heroin, Cocaine, Meth, etc, yeah, weed is pretty small potatoes.

But every substance effects individuals differently, it's why most people have a "drug of choice", usually the one their body and mind for whatever reason enjoy most and therefore crave, sometimes to the exclusion of other drugs. Being a former Heroin addict, I gained the junkies disdain of anything that wasn't an opiate. Kinda sucks, but if I'm not getting an opiate, I'm not getting anything...except weed, I still smoke weed on occasion, just because it helps me sleep and sometimes I enjoy it before a movie or something. But not like I used to enjoy weed, I used to love getting stoned.

I can smoke pot every day for a month, then stop for a month, then start smoking on a once a week basis, no problem. The worst I get by way of withdrawal is difficulty sleeping, boredom, and maybe some temporary increased depression. I already suffer from depression and anxiety, so it makes sense sorta that these would be the negative effects for myself personally.

My sister, who is diagnosed borderline personality disorder (probably some other shit too, I don't like her much), smoked weed daily for years. It fucked her up, and getting her to finally quit was very difficult and she had a crazy difficult time with it.

TL;DR drugs and the withdrawal from said drugs, are different for everyone, despite general similarities.

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>>696565126
kenn ich nicht

>>696547724
Seriously disgusted by the state of /b/ rn
Gtfo back to 9gag please

>>696565310
this

>>696558751
its ok anon
hopefully you will find someone but never have to share ex gf stories

>>696556615
Let it go, you're trying to find validation in a group that completely hates you for being a dumb bitch. If I were you i'd flap the fat on your armpits and fly off this thread

>>696564982
and if you aren't, why do you care?
You don't know her.
White-knighting, or as illoyal (and self-delusional) as her?

>>
Anonymous 07/27/16(Wed)00:23:09 No.696565310 ▶>>696565924

>>696559740
When compared to Heroin, Cocaine, Meth, etc, yeah, weed is pretty small potatoes.

But every substance effects individuals differently, it's why most people have a "drug of choice", usually the one their body and mind for whatever reason enjoy most and therefore crave, sometimes to the exclusion of other drugs. Being a former Heroin addict, I gained the junkies disdain of anything that wasn't an opiate. Kinda sucks, but if I'm not getting an opiate, I'm not getting anything...except weed, I still smoke weed on occasion, just because it helps me sleep and sometimes I enjoy it before a movie or something. But not like I used to enjoy weed, I used to love getting stoned.

I can smoke pot every day for a month, then stop for a month, then start smoking on a once a week basis, no problem. The worst I get by way of withdrawal is difficulty sleeping, boredom, and maybe some temporary increased depression. I already suffer from depression and anxiety, so it makes sense sorta that these would be the negative effects for myself personally.

My sister, who is diagnosed borderline personality disorder (probably some other shit too, I don't like her much), smoked weed daily for years. It fucked her up, and getting her to finally quit was very difficult and she had a crazy difficult time with it.

TL;DR drugs and the withdrawal from said drugs, are different for everyone, despite general similarities.

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Anonymous 07/27/16(Wed)00:24:18 No.696565507 ▶
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>>696565126 (You)
kenn ich nicht

>>
Anonymous 07/27/16(Wed)00:24:26 No.696565527 ▶

>>696547724
Seriously disgusted by the state of /b/ rn
Gtfo back to 9gag please

>>
Anonymous 07/27/16(Wed)00:26:56 No.696565924 ▶

>>696566334
>>>696564982
>and if you aren't, why do you care?
>You don't know her.
>White-knighting, or as illoyal (and self-delusional) as her?
>>>
>Anonymous 07/27/16(Wed)00:23:09 No.696565310 ▶>>696565924
>>>696559740
>When compared to Heroin, Cocaine, Meth, etc, yeah, weed is pretty small potatoes.
>But every substance effects individuals differently, it's why most people have a "drug of choice", usually the one their body and mind for whatever reason enjoy most and therefore crave, sometimes to the exclusion of other drugs. Being a former Heroin addict, I gained the junkies disdain of anything that wasn't an opiate. Kinda sucks, but if I'm not getting an opiate, I'm not getting anything...except weed, I still smoke weed on occasion, just because it helps me sleep and sometimes I enjoy it before a movie or something. But not like I used to enjoy weed, I used to love getting stoned.
>I can smoke pot every day for a month, then stop for a month, then start smoking on a once a week basis, no problem. The worst I get by way of withdrawal is difficulty sleeping, boredom, and maybe some temporary increased depression. I already suffer from depression and anxiety, so it makes sense sorta that these would be the negative effects for myself personally.
>My sister, who is diagnosed borderline personality disorder (probably some other shit too, I don't like her much), smoked weed daily for years. It fucked her up, and getting her to finally quit was very difficult and she had a crazy difficult time with it.
>TL;DR drugs and the withdrawal from said drugs, are different for everyone, despite general similarities.
>>>
>Anonymous 07/27/16(Wed)00:24:18 No.696565507 ▶
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>57 KB
>>>696565126 (You) (You)
>kenn ich nicht
>>>
>Anonymous 07/27/16(Wed)00:24:26 No.696565527 ▶
>>>696547724
>Seriously disgusted by the state of /b/ rn
>Gtfo back to 9gag please
>>>
>Anonymous 07/27/16(Wed)00:26:56 No.696565924 ▶

>>696566405
YOU DID NOT GREENTEXT

>>696551444
This is from hormones in the milk and meats.. Fuck that shit man

>>696564982
>Anonymous 07/27/16(Wed)00:20:49 No.696564982 ▶>>696565126 >>696565230 >>696566334 >>696566405
> >>696564853 (You)
> Alter, bist du Phillip, oder was?^^
Ich bin phlip

>>696564762
Finally! A sure fire cure!

If I sign up for 4chan gold, do I get a free package? It seems like something everyone on this website could use. Could use a lot of. Glad it comes in extra strength, I'm not even gonna bother with the regular strength. I mean, I'm spending time here, the situation is critical.

Does it come in OP strength?

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>>696566968

>>696567128
Hm... Diamonds.

>>696566783
so, tell me my name then, faggot.
And fix your plug-in.

>>696567292
>>>696566783 (You)
>so, tell me my name then, faggot.
>And fix your plug-in.

YOUR NAME IS HOMO E. RODICK

>>696567292
>>>696566783 (You) (You)
>so, tell me my name then, faggot.
>And fix your plug-in.

YOUR NAME IS HOMO E. RODICK

>>696542321
Oh shit. I'm in Dallas too!

>>696567468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR82_cpW9Dc

>>696567292
>>>
>Anonymous 07/27/16(Wed)00:37:51 No.696567468 ▶
> >>696567292
> >>>696566783 (You) (You)
> >so, tell me my name then, faggot.
> >And fix your plug-in.
> YOUR NAME IS HOMO E. RODICK
>>>
>Anonymous 07/27/16(Wed)00:38:36 No.696567597 ▶
> >>696567292
> >>>696566783 (You) (You) (You)
> >so, tell me my name then, faggot.
> >And fix your plug-in.
> YOUR NAME IS HOMO E. RODICK
BLACK LIVES MATERS

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>>696567700
you aint nothin but a hounddog

>>696567700
>>>
>Anonymous 07/27/16(Wed)00:39:24 No.696567700 ▶>>696567802
> >>696567468 (You)
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR82_cpW9Dc [Embed]
>>>
>Anonymous 07/27/16(Wed)00:39:33 No.696567721 ▶
> >>696567292
> >>>
> >Anonymous 07/27/16(Wed)00:37:51 No.696567468 ▶
> > >>696567292
> > >>>696566783 (You) (You) (You)
> > >so, tell me my name then, faggot.
> > >And fix your plug-in.
> > YOUR NAME IS HOMO E. RODICK
> >>>
> >Anonymous 07/27/16(Wed)00:38:36 No.696567597 ▶
> > >>696567292
> > >>>696566783 (You) (You) (You) (You)
> > >so, tell me my name then, faggot.
> > >And fix your plug-in.
> > YOUR NAME IS HOMO E. RODICK
> BLACK LIVES MATERS
>>>
>Anonymous 07/27/16(Wed)00:40:10 No.696567802 ▶
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>3 KB
> >>696567700
> you aint nothin but a hounddog

POOPING IN LAS VEGAS (HD)
plillip is gay

>>696567914
>popping in las vegas
haha... this guy is in las vegas he is popping haha

>>696556615
get yourself on cam and bate
> icanhaz<DELETETHIS>chat. com/tog

HA nice try but i know that you are philip i live with anja

>my ex was bipolar and gave no shit about any form of therapy
>cheated on me cause 'she was confused'
>tried to kill herself dozen of times
>i lost my shit when i had to take her from loonytown and take care after another incident
>broke up

>started spending time with a female friend, no big deal, rather just some time to clear my mind
>ex messages the friend, telling her that she will kill herself if she founds out that we're dating

>ff, i'm happy, and together with said friend
>ex calls me randomly in the middle of the night to call me a motherfucker for leaving her

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>my ex was bipolar and gave no shit about any form of therapy
>cheated on me cause 'she was confused'
>tried to kill herself dozen of times
>i lost my shit when i had to take her from loonytown and take care after another incident
>broke up

>started spending time with a female friend, no big deal, rather just some time to clear my mind
>ex messages the friend, telling her that she will kill herself if she founds out that we're dating

>ff, i'm happy, and together with said friend
>ex calls me randomly in the middle of the night to call me a motherfucker for leaving her

translaton: (in the pig)

FREE PUSSY ONLY $10:60 Doller

This is less of crazy exes, but still a funny little story I guess.

>be me in 7th grade
>never been in a relationship, met a guy who I got along with pretty well
>start dating a few months after we met, be dating for almost half a year
>devote a lot of time to him, go out to restaurants and movies and never really do anything sexual bc we were young and his parents were up his ass 24/7
>summer rolls around, spend summer with him
>start sending eachother suggestive photos, then getting into actual nude photos
>school starts, he invites me over but I was busy that night
>that weekend he calls me, parents found the photos and he was inviting me over the other night so they could confront me directly
>sogladiwasbusy.jpg
>his parents never really liked me to begin with, I ask how they found the photos and they tell me that they stole my exes phone and went through all of our texts
>mfw
>I cry, he's upset
>next school day I break up with him before my parents find out about the photos, I was young and stressed about it
>he cries. He tells his parents I broke up with him
>he texts me telling me that his parents want to tell the authorities that I was sending underage photos. Which doesn't really make sense now, but at the time I was sooo scared
>ask him not to then block him on all social media. Never hear from him again, my parents never found out

>>696569202
PUSSY ONLY 3 LEFT
BUY IT BEFORE IT IS BAD

THE PUSSY IS PERFUME
DONT WORY

>>696569393
thats catch 22

the pussy is [SOLD OUT]

/fred

>be me
>26
>with girl for 5 years
>last year no sex
>don't cheat
>still trying to have sex with her with no success
>gf start acting strange
>turn off pc when I'm near
>work as a journalist
>spidersensestingling.jpg
>go through her skype
>find she has online affair with multiple dudes
>confront her
>she blames it on me
>lives on my expense for 5 years
>kick her out
>2 months later she comes for her stuff
>tells me it would be awkward if I was there
>steals my stuff with her, nothing of value but never the less
>Tell her what she did
>she blocks me
>I move on she starts dating another guy
>after 3 months meet up with our friend
>mfw he tells me guy brought a chick to their home and fucked her in living room while she was a sleep in bedroom
>mfw there is a God
>dating 8/10 girl now and thinking about mariage
>good things do happen

>>696566308
this

>>696543477
Dumped for being a landwhale. Good for him.

>>696571174
jokes old now faggot

>>696570429
dude, this sound familliar, cheers for you and your future wife from someone who was also there (>>696568561)

>>696571399
But like your armpits it lingers on.

>>696570429
>>be me
>>26
>>with girl for 5 years
>>last year no sex
>>don't cheat
>>still trying to have sex with her with no success
>>gf start acting strange
>>turn off pc when I'm near
>>work as a journalist
>>spidersensestingling.jpg
>>go through her skype
>>find she has online affair with multiple dudes
>>confront her
>>she blames it on me
>>lives on my expense for 5 years
>>kick her out
>>2 months later she comes for her stuff
>>tells me it would be awkward if I was there
>>steals my stuff with her, nothing of value but never the less
>>Tell her what she did
>>she blocks me
>>I move on she starts dating another guy
>>after 3 months meet up with our friend
>>mfw he tells me guy brought a chick to their home and fucked her in living room while she was a sleep in bedroom
>>mfw there is a God
>>dating 8/10 girl now and thinking about mariage
>>good things do happen

Are you phillip?

>>696571508
Likewise bro.

>>696571646
I'm not. I'm from Europe, that's as far as I'll go with info.

>>696571581
OHHH SHITTTTTTT BTFO