Team instinct shaming thread.
Fucking worthless niggerscum
Instinctfags should an hero
Why does everyone hate team instinct so much?
>>696539992
Go kill yourself fucking banana
>>696539992
Because faggots like you are in team instinct.
I don't even play Pokemon go, I just wondered
You all are autistic, playing pokemon as adults.
>>696540293
Leave your fucking basement virgin
>>696540293
How long ago is it that you actually talked to a human being in person?
>>696537924
Did a yellow take your precious gym anon-kun
>>696540713
Yellow took my virginity by force
Mystic>Instinct>Shit>The second coming of Hitler>Valor
>>696540469
Lmao get banned
>>696540713
The only gym workout yellow gets is licking my sweet, juicy, tender boypussy.
>>696540979
Hitler>everything
>>696540469
Modddddddddddddddddddddddddddddds
>>696540713
>yellow
>taking gyms
pick one
>>696541494
too true
Get cancer instict fags
>>696541792
valor is way worse you fucking retarded nigger
>inb4 instinct
i'm mystic
Lol, fuck off, red team is the most mainstream, macbook air using, starbucks drinking, cock sucking, #prayforparis looking niggers around
>>696542014
>mememystic thinks valor is worse than non-relevant instinct
big surprise
>>696542014
Kill yourself basementdwelling failure
(Pic related mysticniggers)
>>696542397
>>696542489
Fuck off back to /r/Mystic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdPosNHFWk4
>>696542819
>>696542821
You're the kinda guy who would suck a dick just for that slim chance of fitting in a social group, kys
>/b/ sure knows how to step up pokemon go team hating up a notch
>>696537924
Oh no please stop shaming me it definitely doesn't give me a raging erection stop it please!
>>696543124
Don't you have a gym to ta.. oh wait, that's right.
>>696541494
this
I saw ONE yellow gym back during launch week. now its valor. haven't seen yellow in ages
>mfw I'm at level 19 and haven't picked a team yet
>mfw I still give team instinct shit for being team instinct
>>696543411
>mfw all of the gyms around me are blue and only a few weak reds
>>696543411
Damn, you got your autism turned all the way up to 11. I don't know how to respond to that.
>playing a game created by a company run by a guy who used to launch satellites for nsa/cia
>niantic already being investigated because of what they may be doing with their data collection
>pokemon no less
Kill yourselves.
>>696543788
my blue nigga
>>696543921
>being this retarded
>>696543921
this
you're all retarded nobody wins
>>696544152
>being this retarded
>wanting niantic to have access to your phone
>>696543921
>>696544165
gnarly samefag dude!
>>696544289
is that, is that tinfoil i smell?
You people realize pokemon is for kids, right? Grow up and join a real gym or something..
>>696544452
>stop playing pokemon and join a real gym
what if i told you you can do both?
>>696543001
>bashes on valor
>"mystic is better guys"
>>>>>>>>>9gag watermark
>>696544670
THAT'S NOT POSSIBRE!!11!!!
>>696544418
Nope, google John Hanke.
Nigga literally sells out to nsa with everything he does. This isn't even news, its public information.
Especially if you use android, tos literally states that niantic will have access to your google account that you used for google play.
Most apps that are that invasive get shit on.
but not this one because M-MUH POKEMANS
>>696544452
Adults can do whatever the fuck we want.
>Aren't you fools too old to be playing Pokemon?
>Aren't you too young to be a mother?
>>696544754
kek. Remember, Valor is the true faggots :^)
>>696544813
1. i'm on IOS
2. why would i give a shit about my google account? i really don't play any other mobile games
>>696544754
it's not like i browse 9gag and i found that pic there you fagtron
>>696545087
Lul, you're red right?
Just FYI for anyone that doesn't know, this game is literally a cia data collection app. Niantic was created and funded by Keyhole Inc, which receives its investments from In-q-tel, which is literally the public investment firm of the CIA.
Just a friendly PSA, if you don't care it doesn't matter. But this information is readily available with a few seconds of googling.
>>696545087
You're still going to be spied on with IOS. Niantic is literally the shadiest fucking company ever.
>>696545097
you could apply those traits to any of the teams, it's completely irrelevant
possibly the most retarded and biased PGO pic i've ever seen
>>696545207
>it's not like i browse 9gag and i found that pic there you fagtron
>it's not like i browse 9gag
>i browse 9gag
You flaming homo
>>696545315
no, i'm not a homosexual
>>696545097
have this in higher rez anyone? cause this is just gross
>>696545207
Are you excited for back to school so you can tell your friends about your "crazy 4chang stories"?
>>696545395
>>696545450
autism
>>696545581
You'd better stay off 9gag or ill report your ip directly to moot
>>696545807
i'll just get a proxy because i'm cool like that xD
>>696537924
LOL, you're the same kind of guy that if you were into sports you'd paint your body and put on a clown wig and base your self esteem on your home team.
But you're into pokemon because you're a neet.
>>696545957
you wish lmao
If you're not Instinct you're a worthless liberal faggot.
>>696546313
pretty much the opposite (at least where i'm from kek)
>>696546178
>white people smell the worst
kek, the irony
>>696546313
Lol, drink all the funny bottles under the sink please
>>696541494
Well, we have 2 gps spoofing fags in our town with 2000+ Dragonite's and other ridiculous stuff.
>>696544934
>>696545373
>>696546142
>>696546439
>>696546566
>pissed off mystic confirmed
>>696543001
why don't you fuckers play football
and stop sweating so much it's unattractive
>>696547048
>>696544934
I'm valor, you dumb cunt
>>696547146
>play football
>stop sweating so much
>>696547048
yeah, but 2 of those weren't me
>>696547048
I'm instinct, but good try
>>696547125
see >>696545207
ye faggot
>>696547587
>>696540979
this
>>696547802
ok sowwee i do browse 9gag you caught me xD
>>696547957
REPORTED TO MOOT YOU BITCH
>>696540330
Everyone is a child at heart
>>696548129
can we stop now
>>696548231
I really really like this game
>>696539992
Because they picked their team based on their favorite color and think yellow is gay. Literally the only reason.
21 now kek
>>696541792
They're called instinct because
>>696543921
Why? Got something to hide? [^:
Install Gentoo you pedophile.
>>696548424
I picked it because zapdos was the shit, had him in lvl 100 on 2 pokemon games. Most shit heads who plays GO havent played the original games, and are just milking the game for instagram pictures and "im a gamer grill" kinda shit
>>696543648
It's all about who is the majority imo. Everyone on my campus chose Yellow as part of a coordinated effort so we have two of the three gyms in town locked down easy at any given time. Red and Blue are just more popular colors would be the reason I guess that the least amount of people chose Team Instinct. I suspect there would be a more even split if the colors were Red, Blue, and Green.
>>696548901
I hope you know you can be valor or mystic and still have the zapdos with the added benefit of not being a complete fag for choosing instinct
>>696548901
This is pretty much my reason for joining instinct tbh
>>696548901
literally the ugliest out of the 3
moltres is the dankest xD even though i'm mystic
>>696549184
Sorry for not bowing to the mainstream, sorry for being different, sorry for not wanting to represent the gayest of all the legendary birds (Moltres is shit, why would i want that faggot when i have a charizard?). You just remember that being different is what turned 6 million jews to ashes. Kys
>>696549370
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ecks dee
I've been playing since July 7th, and I've never seen a yellow gym. Occasionally Team Cystic will take one of ours, but this is a Valor town.
>>696549835
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>it's a fucking joke you retard
>>696540330
Nah, I think playing the game is ok, but the constant circlejerking over it is gay as fuck and for that they should be ashamed.
I like that it's mutually agreed Valor are alpha, Mystic is beta, and Instinct is potato.
>>696549895
i'm mystic and 1 one of those applies to me
>>696550249
i'm pretty sure nothing is mutually agreed you fucking faggoo
>>696550328
Keep your mouth shut about GoT, faggot.
>>696550395
Found the instinct player
>>696546178
Is that...is that actually what Buzzfeed is like now? Or is that just, you know, humor?
I actually don't know what to believe here
>>696550572
try again feggit
>>696550663
mystic, you nigger
>>696550249
The entire thing is a fucking exercise program for autistics to min-max in the ultimate battle of autism to see which ones can leave the basement the longest.
>>696546178
Definitely glad I picked the team that's the least popular with Buzzfeed users
>>696551303
You're not gps spoofing??
>>696551464
Agreed
>>696540363
you can't play GO without leaving your house. you have to leave the basement, is a really fun way to explore and meet pexpletive.
>>696543921
Oh no they figured out my walking route to work!
>>696551945
I've never met a pexpletive.
You're playing on Earth, right?
>>696551066
Why is the flowchart black?
>>696549834
>thinking choosing instinct will make you edgy and cool so that senpai will notice you
>>696551945
did you actually just censor the word 'people'? are you actually 100% that much of a basement-dwelling neckbeard that you have to say 'pexpletive'? is this supposed to be some kind of 9-gag tier cringe? what the fuck?
>>696550572
>BOTDF
literally who?
are you guys all so stupid to think teams matter? you need to have other teams to make the damn game interesting at the moment. what do you want? everyone to be on the same team jerking each other off and always having all the gyms?
>>696552240
because it's not racist
>>696551945
i dont know if that's bait anon, but if it is, you dun good. if not though, i can only suggest you kill yourself asap.
I play with 2 other friends, we each took a different team me being Valor. Personally we haven't encountered anyone even remotely autistic in public about teams and shit. However, I have noticed a ton of hamplanets on our walking paths so I see it as a good thing.
>fat people working out
>meeting new people
>bonding with friends
>exploring new walk paths and trails throughout my city
>>696553411
/thread
>>696551491
that was a thing for about 10 days
tfw choosing the yellow team because of fucking ZAPDOS
where I live (southern state) Instinct definitely hold down the most gyms
>>696552533
new meme wahu wahu wahu wahu
>>696555027
Zapdos is the coolest one though lol
Articuno is second but it's all faggoty
>>696544813
>>696545352
literallyliterallyliterallyliterallyliterallyliterally
>>696552712
trust me, you're better off without knowing
>>696551303
> "the ultimate battle of autism to see which ones can leave the basement the longest"
This reminds me:
> be me,talking a walk around town because I had to buy something
> I live in a small city,so usually even if its a little,you recognize people/faces
> see this ((kinda big/fatso) dude walking around with his head down looking at his phone
> instantly think to myself he is playing the game..
> mfw the clothes he had on were all wrinkled and/or stained of cooking oil,also the colours faded as shit
> mfw probably that was his best 'outfit'
>>696556083
> forgot meme
>>696556083
PUT A SPACE AFTER THE COMMA AHHHHHHHHHH
>>696556727
haha funny maymay #memecenter.com xDxDxdddDxDXDDDDdxxdXDXd
>>696541792
moltres sucks, worst legendry bird
>>696557429
>cooks articuno
>more strength than zapdos
>is tres which is the highest number in mexican
Best burb overall
>>696557713
Agreed
>>696540330
>/b/
>adults
Valor is the chads
Mystic is the social outcasts
Instinct is the special needs kids
>>696558173
>Not posting the original
>>696537924
motherfucker..
>>696541792
what the hell is this.
Sorry boy's but valor chocolate waifu is best waifu.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=candela_%28pokemon%29
ITT: autism
>>696558592
Just where the fuck do you think you are nigger?
I joined yellow because /b/ said "hey Bois let's all join yellow, it's the weakest right now, let's make it stronger and kick ass." Turns out that was a lie and they all went red. I am happy with yellow though. I like how it is so hated. I feel at home
>>696558578
It's called a blow job.
>>696558905
4autism.org/autism/
>>696559008
no one gives a shit about yellow, valor and mystic are the ones being hated
>>696559008
>believing anything /b/ told you
you deserve everything you get
>>696559096
As long as you understand
>>696543001
>via 9gag
>>696559776
what did you expect?
>>696542397
If you're on Mystic, you're part of the majority son.
>Tfw Valor stomps MemeMystic anyway
>>696559776
>>696560023
i downloaded the fucking image from google and didn't realize that there was a 9gag watermark you fucking autists
>>696560875
>lying to strangers
sure thing buddy :^)
>>696561218
do you think there's actually a person that browses 9gag and 4chan simultaneously?
>>696560875
>Still trying to make excuses about browsing 9gag
You heard it here first, folks.Team Mystic members; legitimately autistic.
>>696561374
Yea you
>>696561374
you tell me
>>696561708
>>696561744
>>696561860
>>696562111
>>696543370
I too have that fetish anon...
>>696553411
/Thread
mystic masterrace you cancerboys
>>696562804
Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.
Valor for life
>>696558425
>>696563992
kek
>>696563992
Well memed but see
>>696558346
>>696563992
Most accurate image ITT except yellow should be less people
>>696537924
*binstink
>>696564327
>>>>>>>>>>>accurate
>>696563432
> If u ain't blu ya ain't cru
>>696564327
Most accurate image ITT goes to
>>696538354
Team instinct and loving it.
Watching all these fags get ego's over what team their on while I just opt out of the rat race.
Feels good to not be autistic.
>>696565342
>Chooses the most autistic team
>feels good to not be autistic
Autism at its finest
>>696550572
AYYYY!
As a BOTDF fan on Team Mystic, I wholeheartedly approve.
>>696564996
kek true, i didn't even notice that, underrated
>>696565834
>most autistic team
>clearly on of the faggots trying for an ego boost
>makes it clear in one smooth post
Moshi moshi autism desu?
>>696552712
Blood On The Dance Floor.
Fire up either Evolution or Bad Blood and listen to the entire album and you will be enlightened.
>>696559096
I actually looked that up.
The domain is for sale through GoDaddy.
>>696564693
Case in point.
>>696564996
Blue and red are like 85% so of course they keep taking all the turf.
>>696566649
Doesnt change the attributes of each group
>>696566222
I found the faggot.
>>696566920
This is /b/, we're all faggots here.
>>696543370
Shame me more~
I live in a city of like 800,000 and there's like 3 yellow gyms
>>696537924
No Shelter from the STORM
>>696540979
LEAVE ADOLF ALONE
Mystic ~ Valor
Dirt
Worms
Shit
Furries and Bronies
Instinct
If you wanna play Pokémon, just play the Main Series games you poor ass niggers.
>>696550572
>BOTDF
>thinking that endorsement is a good thing
typical mystic shit
>>696543001
>hating on Valor
>9gag
>>696568251
>filename
>le xD meme font
all you need is a 9gag watermark and you're all set
Hey i like zaptos so i joined instinct but you guys are to retarded to understand simple things like that.
>>696568888
CHECKED
>>696568888
>I bet you chose bulbasaur you fag
>>696568888
>hey i like zaptos so i joined instinct
>hey i like zaptos
>zaptos
underage b& detected
MODSSSS
>>696568802
can you stop being a faggot
>>696545207
>>696547125
>>696560875
Pokemon Go is autistic
>>696569171
Dude why do you lie?
>>696545352
>tfw PRISM shit not even that bad compared to germany
>germany arresting people for being too "right-wing"
>germany arresting people for having anti-migrant posts online
>claims it's fighting "a rise in verbal radicalism"
>verbal radicalism could mean anything they wanted
Honestly the CIA seems like my friend at this point, they didn't run around arresting people for every little thing even though they had much more data and more detail than Germany does.
>I don't care about germany I live in the UK guv
Anti-feminist rhetoric is a "hate crime" in your country now. Hate crime will eventually come to mean any anti-leftist action. You're the ones who should be glad PRISM is gone because with the UK/USA security agreement we'd have been giving your police all of that shit.
>People didn't take threats to free speech seriously
And now the 4chan party van is actually real!
>>696540330
/b/ is full of autistic retards. What do you expect?
>>696550249
these are all so autistic, but this one is really above and beyond
>>696571339
agreed didn't even see that one