Instinctfags should an hero
Because faggots like you are in team instinct.
You all are autistic, playing pokemon as adults.
Did a yellow take your precious gym anon-kun
Kill yourself basementdwelling failure
(Pic related mysticniggers)
>/b/ sure knows how to step up pokemon go team hating up a notch
Oh no please stop shaming me it definitely doesn't give me a raging erection stop it please!
>mfw I'm at level 19 and haven't picked a team yet
>mfw I still give team instinct shit for being team instinct
>mfw all of the gyms around me are blue and only a few weak reds
>playing a game created by a company run by a guy who used to launch satellites for nsa/cia
>niantic already being investigated because of what they may be doing with their data collection
>pokemon no less
>being this retarded
>wanting niantic to have access to your phone
gnarly samefag dude!
Nope, google John Hanke.
Nigga literally sells out to nsa with everything he does. This isn't even news, its public information.
Especially if you use android, tos literally states that niantic will have access to your google account that you used for google play.
Most apps that are that invasive get shit on.
but not this one because M-MUH POKEMANS
Adults can do whatever the fuck we want.
>Aren't you fools too old to be playing Pokemon?
>Aren't you too young to be a mother?
Just FYI for anyone that doesn't know, this game is literally a cia data collection app. Niantic was created and funded by Keyhole Inc, which receives its investments from In-q-tel, which is literally the public investment firm of the CIA.
Just a friendly PSA, if you don't care it doesn't matter. But this information is readily available with a few seconds of googling.
You're still going to be spied on with IOS. Niantic is literally the shadiest fucking company ever.
i'll just get a proxy because i'm cool like that xD
LOL, you're the same kind of guy that if you were into sports you'd paint your body and put on a clown wig and base your self esteem on your home team.
But you're into pokemon because you're a neet.
If you're not Instinct you're a worthless liberal faggot.
>pissed off mystic confirmed
I picked it because zapdos was the shit, had him in lvl 100 on 2 pokemon games. Most shit heads who plays GO havent played the original games, and are just milking the game for instagram pictures and "im a gamer grill" kinda shit
It's all about who is the majority imo. Everyone on my campus chose Yellow as part of a coordinated effort so we have two of the three gyms in town locked down easy at any given time. Red and Blue are just more popular colors would be the reason I guess that the least amount of people chose Team Instinct. I suspect there would be a more even split if the colors were Red, Blue, and Green.
Sorry for not bowing to the mainstream, sorry for being different, sorry for not wanting to represent the gayest of all the legendary birds (Moltres is shit, why would i want that faggot when i have a charizard?). You just remember that being different is what turned 6 million jews to ashes. Kys
I've been playing since July 7th, and I've never seen a yellow gym. Occasionally Team Cystic will take one of ours, but this is a Valor town.
I like that it's mutually agreed Valor are alpha, Mystic is beta, and Instinct is potato.
i'm mystic and 1 one of those applies to me
Keep your mouth shut about GoT, faggot.
Is that...is that actually what Buzzfeed is like now? Or is that just, you know, humor?
I actually don't know what to believe here
did you actually just censor the word 'people'? are you actually 100% that much of a basement-dwelling neckbeard that you have to say 'pexpletive'? is this supposed to be some kind of 9-gag tier cringe? what the fuck?
are you guys all so stupid to think teams matter? you need to have other teams to make the damn game interesting at the moment. what do you want? everyone to be on the same team jerking each other off and always having all the gyms?
I play with 2 other friends, we each took a different team me being Valor. Personally we haven't encountered anyone even remotely autistic in public about teams and shit. However, I have noticed a ton of hamplanets on our walking paths so I see it as a good thing.
>fat people working out
>meeting new people
>bonding with friends
>exploring new walk paths and trails throughout my city
> "the ultimate battle of autism to see which ones can leave the basement the longest"
This reminds me:
> be me,talking a walk around town because I had to buy something
> I live in a small city,so usually even if its a little,you recognize people/faces
> see this ((kinda big/fatso) dude walking around with his head down looking at his phone
> instantly think to myself he is playing the game..
> mfw the clothes he had on were all wrinkled and/or stained of cooking oil,also the colours faded as shit
> mfw probably that was his best 'outfit'
I joined yellow because /b/ said "hey Bois let's all join yellow, it's the weakest right now, let's make it stronger and kick ass." Turns out that was a lie and they all went red. I am happy with yellow though. I like how it is so hated. I feel at home
If you're on Mystic, you're part of the majority son.
>Tfw Valor stomps MemeMystic anyway
do you think there's actually a person that browses 9gag and 4chan simultaneously?
>Still trying to make excuses about browsing 9gag
You heard it here first, folks.Team Mystic members; legitimately autistic.
Shame me more~
If you wanna play Pokémon, just play the Main Series games you poor ass niggers.
>tfw PRISM shit not even that bad compared to germany
>germany arresting people for being too "right-wing"
>germany arresting people for having anti-migrant posts online
>claims it's fighting "a rise in verbal radicalism"
>verbal radicalism could mean anything they wanted
Honestly the CIA seems like my friend at this point, they didn't run around arresting people for every little thing even though they had much more data and more detail than Germany does.
>I don't care about germany I live in the UK guv
Anti-feminist rhetoric is a "hate crime" in your country now. Hate crime will eventually come to mean any anti-leftist action. You're the ones who should be glad PRISM is gone because with the UK/USA security agreement we'd have been giving your police all of that shit.
>People didn't take threats to free speech seriously
And now the 4chan party van is actually real!
these are all so autistic, but this one is really above and beyond