Waifu claiming thread.
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>>696514676
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEdsI731J4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pJDEipQQOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7F1-XJhNZI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S128Y0XcMf4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFE2J-cwlxo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO5ssjxrhb4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZyncMePRoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GfvLyY_oO0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D2LtySyM5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpwb3psIbDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3zKoT054z4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_eOmPDSO_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBSR4Y45BSs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExU9mJFnUaM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojm5grW6hCc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E9vclqN8mk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAhVsytc2aA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOB6FnNtl-M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvqxaplRVlo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY9s1NTT528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAhVsytc2aA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smVweljwA1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQiYvkucokQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZgDoSRmRgs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5-HQ6ZKc9E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7oZr6CUhXE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhB8hvhbRl8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PmMUXgdbvU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8n-e_IC1mI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RusL_aNJs8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU7mxpEiwl0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEAEfRG9ftg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L21BVdRPhww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-u-i2J8Bmk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tpmN8S74W0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEFhOwfm9fg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP6jGIDk0E8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whs5B0cbcaA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1u8_sKvDgo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z29ohWuT5zQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p3m3-TO-3w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEqxGyH1v7Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FbQ-oFhjyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvqxaplRVlo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY9s1NTT528
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>>696524273 (anon)
How old must I be to be a oldfriend?
The threads where I post, I've been called an oldfag. That's simply preposterous though, I've only been posting with a name for 5/6 years or so
Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue like him inside and outside
blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
I'M BLUE I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die...
I'M BLUE I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die...
I have a blue house with a blue window
blue is the color of all that I wear
blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
blue are the people here that walk around
blue like my Corvette, it's in and outside
blue are the words I say and what I think
blue are the feelings that live inside me
I'M BLUE I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die...
I'M BLUE I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die...
Inside and outside
blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette
And everything is blue for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
I'M BLUE I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die...
I'M BLUE I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die....
>claiming yume
Miho claimed
The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life is here.
....
What does your Waifu smell like? Does she smell better than you, worse than you, or the same? Does she like the way you smell? If she didn't wash for a while, would you still like her smell?
...
If you can't describe your Waifu's smell, you don't deserve her.
o:
>>696525265
Heyo Juliet
Claimed.
>>696525326
>>696525294
Nice taste
>>696525326
<3
>>696525329
Shalom!
>>696525318
>>696524963
I go back. I was a regular on 7chan's /i/ and a few other imageboards like wakachan and iichan.
As well as SA and a few IRCs
>>696525470
>>696525591
>>696525591
I haven't gotten the teet suck from yesterday
>>696525591
Milk!
>>696525386
Space balls
>>696525415
You wish to talk today darling?
>>696525457
RawR
>>696525591
Moonpie
>>696525580
Oh cool, so you must be an oldfriend.
What brought you to those chans?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u1DVwk-eqg
>>696525725
Meow <3
Wassup
>>696525580
no one fucking cares
>>696525326
Hello, what you up to?
>>696525782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAPNfKADA7Y
>>696525591
Touch
>>696525725
Bug
>>696525656
Best Yuri.
>>696525715
And you never will.
>>696525719
Milk Drinker.
>>696525725
Fluffy Hair.
>>696525986
Pet.
>>696525859
Cutie~
I want to pinch those cheeks~
>
Brazilian meat is 100% real meat. Sorry USA but here add anything to the meat is illegal
Also, claiming Howl.
>>696526013
Nom nom nom
hello friends
>>696526013
But i rolled trips to suck them
>>696526055
I go outside Punch a cow in the head and eat it. I don't know how stuff is added to that but whateva.
>>696525782
Strangled while laughing
>>696525838
emi
>>696525893
Eating chips and making myself laugh.
pretty fun, you?
>>696526013
What's on today's itinerary?
>>696525772
Weeb stuff and raids.
Plus I couldn't pay my SA forums subscription anymore, so they seemed like a good alternative.
>>696525864
I'm sorry, did I ask you if you care?
>>696525893
Ayy space ambient.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE9RPDgCn2w
Slightly related, an orchestra about the planets:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isic2Z2e2xs
>>696526148
Hello mouse
>>696526030
Nope! No pinching!
>>696526118
How are you today?
>>696526175
Too bad.
>>696526360
Went out to get my car inspected and get my uniform for fire academy, then I fed animals and now until I go to work out later I'm either gonna be here or in Civ 5.
>>696525321
Smells are very important. If you don't know what your Waifu smells like, you should try harder.
>>696525415
Smells like kitty and cute.
>>696525591
Smells like milk, and the tits that contain them.
>>696526148
Smells like she's going to get fucking eaten by the kitty.
>>696526175
Smells like a NEET dork with unwashed feet.
>>696526148
I smell a rat in here.
>>696526013
Doing anything interesting?
>>696526439
WoW raids?
Oh, well yea, I guess that makes sense.
>>696526549
Ignore any slurping sounds you may hear.
That's just moussu getting eaten by catto.
>>696526632
See, I was right.
>>696526265
Now that's a primitive way of eating meat
>>696526360
Laughs while strangling.
>>696526055
You guys have been creating new diseases in your country. Your next on the list for ebola. why would anyone want to eat there? Or drink the water.
>>696526532
Still stress to fuck. Waiting on parts to come in for my truck so i can hopefully fix it. If not its going to cost 1k to fix the other part.
>>696526439
I'm sorry, I need to leave.
Perhaps we can talk later.
I drew a pic of Shiro
I'll post it when my phone charge reaches above 10%
>>696526532
Can i get a transparent version of:>>696526013
Thanks.
>>696526490
Can I get a hug?
>>696526549
>Smells like she's going to get fucking eaten by the kitty.
chen wouldn't eat nazrin
>>696526632
no rats here
>>696526676
>>696526849
Sure. Take care then.
>>696526532
>nods head in approval
You're putting everyone else here to shame.
Well done
>>696526360
That's always good. I'm playing some League.
>>696526451
I don't know too much about space ambient. You're into dark ambient, right? Is this chart good?
~Shiro
>>696526995
>>696526797
That company was closed after that tho.
We didn't have any case of ebola. And our obesity and problems with processed food is 1000x smaller than yers.
And ya need to think that in the US ya can put up to 60% of the total mass of the food of processed shit and sell it like Real Meat
>>696526902
>chen wouldn't eat nazrin
I don't care what Jackie Chan and the Nazi are doing, catto eats moussu.
Now, keep in mind, this isn't to cause death. Moussu was cold, and Catto was lonely, so Catto gave Moussu a warm home in her tummy.
>>696525725
Just wanted you to notice that image.
>>696527150
is that a seal? in her arms
its so cute
Also hi buddy!
>>696526632
Not right now no, got the news on in the background to hear about the daily casualty count.
>>696526809
Its always something with you, kill niggers to release stress.
>>696526887
Unfortunately I don't have one, there have been several edits involving it though so somebody else might have one >>696525656>>696525719 those are two of the edits I've seen with it, pretty sure there's one with Akiko and there's one with Konata.
>>696526941
Nah there's people here doing better things than me, I just need a job.
>>696526902
>chen wouldn't eat nazrin
We will see about that.
>>696527396
You can add one mouse to the death count.
>>696527396
I'll wait for the race war cause right now its still illegal.
>Pomf
>>696527560
No, no eating to kill! Don't be silly. Now, tell me what your Waifu smells like.
>>696527205
>>696527205
catto doesn't eat moussu because they're friends
>>696527261
you're doing it wrong
>>696527560
these images i found on the internet are canon, trust me anon
>>696527269
One day then
>>696527699
You still nice?
*Insert clever way to claim Blair*
>>696527772
im always nice
are you nice?
>>696527699
>catto doesn't eat moussu because they're friends
Who says you can't eat your friends, provided you don't kill or injure them?
>>696527396
Shit. That sucks
Eh, I'll just make it transparent.
>>696527971
>nibbles affectionately on ear
Claiming Eureka
>>696528067
Can i bully you with cheese?
>>696527363
I think so,
The fact is i want one of these pillows but i can't find a place that sells and ships to brazil
>>696528076
because vore is a bad fetish, and no good friend would eat their friend
>>696528358
please refrain from bullying the mouse
>>696528067
Oh my mistake i thought you were claiming chen.
Hello there i hope i am being nice to people.
People should all try and be nice to each other when they can
>>696527662
Death is the only option.
Generic tea smell.
>>696527699
In any case, there is more than one cat here.
>>696527772
>One day then
Not with that attitude.
>>696526995
I might as well explore it too, looks like there's a couple of obscure artists in it that I don't recognize.
Some albums are really good like Sleep Research Facility - Deep_Frieze but it's missing most of my favourites.
If I can suggest other albums try:
>Nocturnal Emissions - Spritiflesh
>Olhon - Sinkhole
>Tholen - Neuropol
>>696528523
Ok.
>Plays with ears.
>>696527560
Added.
>>696527595
Not if you're defending yourself from harm, unless you live in a communist state that is.
>>696528231
Sorry I couldn't help.
>>696528523
It's not even vore, there's nothing lewd about it. It's just catto swallowing moussu for mutual benefit.
Either way, moussu is going to be lured into a mousetrap (with a weakened spring so it causes immobility, but no injury) with cheese, and catto will lick her ears for hours on end, or something like that.
>>696528542
More like generic pee smell
got 'em
>>696528620
It's not up to me. I've done enough~
claimed
>>696528783
We how no stand your ground law here. But we have open carry.
>>696528856
You are a human, everything that happens in your surroundings is up to you.
>>696528525
nice to know there is someone that claims chen, i hope they're a nice person
>>696528542
no cat would want to harm nazrin though
>>696528706
please do not touch the mouse ears either
>>696528791
i don't like this idea
>>696529084
>how
Christ...
Ready to rumble
>>696529237
You don't know this cat
>>696529237
It's either the ears or the tail.
>catto uses tail to wrap up moussu
>moussu is at her mercy
>>696529102
Humans have little control over there lives.
Everyone is born into their own.
>writes poem ~
>>696529237
They're not usually heh
>>696529385
This sunday?
>>696528004
hi
>>696528639
I'll check those out, thanks. Completely off-topic, sorry, but did you ever give Danny Brown a listen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTKI2SjX44w
>>696529490
Not true.
>>696529237
>Nibbles on ears
>>696529490
SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!!!!
>>696529429
you don't know this mouse either
>>696529490
that's unfortunate
do they use normal chen images or bkub images?
>>696529724
stop this
>>696529699
If my car is stolen is that up to me?
>What are you doing behind this?
>>696529795
JOHN CENA
>>696529724
moussu tail also needs to get some attention
>>696529513
Heya.
How's it going? Anything interesting happen lately?
>>696529513
Not yet, and I'm unsure if I should try XXX again or go for another album. I feel like it's going to be like Die Antwoord, some songs are absolutely amazing, others are simply unpleasant.
Speaking of Die Antwoord, any thoughts on them?
MMMM Taco bell
>>696529909
ok
>>696529084
Become a politician and make one.
>>696529919
DO DO DUH DOOOO!
DO DO DUH DOOOO!
>>696529919
So sometimes a humans intentions contradicts another, just get better security.
>>696530104
thank you
>>696529909
I know enough
>>696530137
>>696529909
Chen images
>nibbles tail
>>696530197
What if you're born into a family too poor to afford security?
>i'm inevitably going to mention cancer
Dio-sama...
>>696530371
Then you steal someones car.
>>696530114
Nah, just instate the purge
>>696530286
No, the rumble is not in your bed
>>696530399
Hey dio
>>696530265
if you knew enough you'd know that this mouse wouldn't lose to some regular cat
>>696530371
please cease to nibble the tail
>>696530670
Who said this is a regular cat?
>>696530670
>Plays with ears again.
>>696530399
Dio
>>696530487
But what if you're white?
>>696530766
Lets gang up on this victim ~
>>696530670
>nibbles ears instead
>>696530583
>queue AMC censor
Aww Shucks
>>696530399
Heya Dio.
Cat party
>>696530766
what's special about your cat?
>>696530889
>>696530968
this is bullying
please stop bullying
>>696531080
Shizuru cat is not allowed.
>>696531284
It eats the mouse.
And licks the mouses eyes.
>>696531284
She's well dressed
>>696531369
Fine. Spider party.
>>696530583
>>696530968
>>696531039
Aye
>>696530981
I am a pure maiden
>>696531641
A fancy cat?
>>696531284
>Miho
>>696531887
Mouse
You lewd beast~
>>696530487
Don't leave me
I wish to know more about your day...
>>696531869
But snek is bettter.
>>696531869
Heretic party?
there's a lack of negro waifus ITT o:
>>696530051
It goes, just pretty bored, gotta go to the store soon, that's gonna suck. Nothing notable. How about you?
>>696530073
I really liked XXX and disliked Old. I tend to not tell people what to listen too as it makes me feel like a dick, but I'd highly recommend giving XXX a re-listen. It relates to me a lot heavier personally so that's probably why I like it so much. Also, I'd look up the genius page for 'DNA', my personal favorite track of his.
>die antwoord
They are more unique than your average group and I respect that, but I haven't listened to them enough to really give a good opinion on them.
>>696531369
that is disturbing
nazrin wouldn't allow you to do that though
>>696531641
touhou characters are always well dressed
>>696532070
?
Twenty-five years and my life is still
Trying to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination
And I realized quickly when I knew I should
That the world
And so I cry sometimes
When I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out
What's in my head
And I am feeling a little peculiar
And so I wake in the morning
And I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream at the top of my lungs
What's going on?
And I say, hey hey hey hey
I said hey, what's going on?
ooh, ooh ooh
and I try, oh my god do I try
I try all the time, in this institution
And I pray, oh my god do I pray
I pray every single day
For a revolution
And so I cry sometimes
When I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out
What's in my head
And I am feeling a little peculiar
And so I wake in the morning
And I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream at the top of my lungs
What's going on?
And I say, hey hey hey hey
I said hey, what's going on?
Twenty-five years and my life is still
Trying to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination
Read more: 4 Non Blondes - Whats Going On Lyrics | MetroLyrics
>>696531869
Spoder a qtπ
>>696531885
I'm bored
>>696532106
A fancy mouse?
I'm not lewd, super pure
>>696532284
Because we actually want to marry them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPWR98JCCRE
>>696532196
Nope.
>>696532277
Sure.
I'll play spider, you can be a ship.
>>696532387
They played with her ears.
>>696532387
She has no choice in this
>>696532482
And here is the furry
>>696532533
Yea.. no.
I'm gonna shitpost in these threads everytime i see one until the day i die you absolute fucking fagtrons.
>>696532106
I haven't done anything note worth today.
I have to go now.