Interesting sex partners you had and best/wierdest sex you had
Pic somewhat related on how my gf looked (cute blonde with blue eyes, an aryan dream)
> be me 18 > horny virgin, decent looking, outdoor and military wierdo > going to a summer camp with some friends, mountain location, looking good > arrive at said camp, lots of teens, some hot chicks, some Chads you guys know how these camps are > me and my friends are separated in different teams because life is kill > get in a team with 11 strangers. 6 chicks and 6 guys, me included > 3 Chads and 2 weebs, 3 bitches that came solely to fuck, pic somewhat related, and 2 girls that i can describe as a female timon and pumba combo > pic related (let's call her Blondie) was wearing military clothes just like me (turn on for me) > a lot of bla bla bla rules of the camp bla bla bla > Blondie and I are called the soldier couple since we both wear military clothes > she is wierded out about me, but this only happened in the first 2 days ( i wierded her out cause my people skills are below the lair of Cthulhu) > i start growing in her eyes during hiking trips, team building stuff... Basically innawoods things > i fuck up big time at archery while she's a 10/10 at it > after archery she was like "you're such a pleb anon" > feelsbadman.exe > but the next day we get to the firing range with actual rifles > me being a full /k/ommando i know the ins and outs of the rifle and the instructor felicitates me on being a good shot > i notice how Blondie was looking at me, bitting her lips and giving me the look > being a beta fag i say nothing but in the evening after the sun set and when we had our free time she says she wants to show me something away from the camp > awwwyisss.jpg > we travel for like 10 minutes until we reach this vantage point where we can see a valley and the river that crosses it, beautiful view > "anon i want to tell you something" > "yeah?" Its a long story, part 2 coming up
When I was 17 I took the v of a 14yo Mormon girl. She had her 1st kiss, 1st time giving/reviving oral, being fingered, etc all in 1 day. She didnt want o use a condom her 1st time and she also let me cum in her. Pic related
Girl I dated used to cum lots when we fucked. Like I was used to sheets getting wet in spots. But this was like someone had thrown a bucket of water in the bed. Not even mad though. Super hot and had the best smelling puss. Miss it still
>When I was 17 I took the v of a 14yo Mormon girl. She had her 1st kiss, 1st time giving/reviving oral, being fingered, etc all in 1 day. She didnt want o use a condom her 1st time and she also let me cum in her.
> Be me. > Be 23. > Random girl starts chatting me up on Facebook. > I dodge because she's 16 (legal where I'm from, UK, but still, usually a no go for me). > Bump into her and her friend out and about. > Both are clearly into me. > Friend is also 16. > Both are being forward as fuck telling me they'd love to fuck me. > I'm like, ite, fuck morals. > Have them over multiple times when my flatmate was away for a few weeks. > As soon as they come through the door they want to watch porn. > So we watch porn. > First girl starts touching herself and looking at her friend, her friend is into it but a little apprehensive. > I tell her to get comfortable, aka, get naked. > The first girl did exactly as I told her to, when I told her to do it. > Stripped down in front of her friend. > Told me to get my cock out. I made her get on her knees and ask nicely. > I fucked her in front of her friend. > At first her friend was shy as fuck, but she was into it, was also in her underwear. > After I fucked her a second time, her friend took off her underwear. > Fucked her too. > Later on when I was tired I had them both entertain me. > They sucked on each other's little titties and finger fucked each other amongst other things. > Had them over a few times over the next few weeks 'till my flatmate came home. > Saw the two girls after that in their school uniforms at my local shopping centre with a bunch of other girls who clearly knew what'd happened. > Kek'd. > Do not regret.
Not exactly weird. But it's interesting as fuck how slutty barely legals can be.
>>696515118 Part 2 > " these past days i really started to like you a lot, and i think you're one of the coolest guys i met" > whew.ladd > interruptingbrainpower.exe > "uhm...aaaaa...uhm" > "anon im in love with you" > kneesweak > armsareheavy >momsspaghetti > "im in love with you too Blondie" i finally decide to gather my words > i want to lean in and give her one of those slow and passionate kisses they show in movies but she had something different in mind > as soon as i grabbed her waist she grabbed my shirts collar and started making out with me like theres no tomorrow, like her life depended on it > she makes me sit down and gets on my lap, still kissing me like she was trying to get my soul out > she starts grinding, i reach under her shirt and get to touch the most perfect tit i have ever touched. Round but not too big or small just perfect > she starts moaning silently but shortly after she stops, pushing me away from those god tier lips > "why did you stop...did i do something wrong?" I stutter > "no...but we can't fuck here" (Note that we already knew we were from the same city, but different neighborhoods) also she was a year older than me (a few months... But still) > "why?" > "good things come if you are patient private" she says with a devilish grin and kissed me > we started making out more, going to "our" place to mess around > she liked to be in charge since she always was a bit aggressive and dominant with me, i didn't mind cause i was thinking mostly with my dick > summer camp ends and we exchange numbers and addressees > we meet up often in town on dates > in the evenings we go to some parks where people wouldn't come often and we'd make out and grind on each other > this goes on a few weeks until she texts me "come to my place, I'm alone" > BLITZKRIEG.exe > get to her apartment complex and reach her door > she opens it and my eyes are flooded with what id attribute heaven to Part 3 coming up
>>696518043 yeah I've never gone below 16 for obvious reasons. 18 is usually my limit, but I'm not about to pass up fresh pussy if it's handing itself to me on a silver platter, so I can make exceptions for 16/17.
>>696518050 Also, im uncut, the sex its self wasnt that good, was fairly painful for her, she cried for a bit, so basically just made out for 20 minutes while i was all the way in her. After a while i could feel her relax and I slowly and very gently went all the way out and in a couple times, then she got on top and i came in her fairly quick. I told her i was about to and she just smiled and kept going. worst part was i couldnt tell anyone about it for obvious reasons.
So I have a 23 yr old fwb, who is a complete slave piss/cum whore. She loves drinking my piss and being covered with piss and cum. She pretends to be 8 years old and I am her daddy. I have set her up on dates with my friends for favors. My girlfriend doesn't know.
I probably have one of the more fucked stories on here, so weird that I honest have a hard time accepting that I did it
>be me, 24, be chick 23 >met online, chatted for a few weeks, immediately hit it off >she's about 5'5, D tits with the hour glass figure, green eyes, fatass >basically perfect looking except for her absolute fucked teeth. Whatever look past it >she just got got punched in the face by her now ex bf >use opportunity to be like hey lemme come down to your place and make sure yer OK >she's so down, and already told me how much she likes me blah blah >sends me loads of nudes already, wants to call !e daddy, asks me to treat her like a slut >clearly this bitch has issues but I know it's gonna be a good time >go down to see her, she has a black eye from ex, whatever don't care >spend the day together, actually really cool, like her alot and decide to leave that day and make something of this >she ain't having it, tells me not to leave, gets naked right then and there >boner is diamonds at her perfect body, fuck her on her now ex bfs side of the bed, their couch, coffee table, and shower >fantastic in bed, can suck cock great, her on top game is on point, dirty fucking mouth >whatever I say she does, whore, skank, slut, even called her a semem demon and she loved it
Great huh. Here's where it takes a turn
>after about 2 months of exploring. She's a sub, I tie her up, gags, plugs, it's great. >she's asks me "anon I have a request, I've only told one other guy and he was freaked out" >think, it can't be that bad unless it's scat, can't do that >she spills it >"anon, my fantasy is for you to tie me up, gag me and put me in my closet, scream at me and beat the doors"
>>696518843 >>696519026 We only fucked maybe 10 times after then, she was worried about other people finding out or getting pregnant even with a condom. But she was always down for oral, gave awesome BJs and was ok with cumming in her mouth although she didnt swallow.
Two years ago I was talking to some friends at work about how I missed having female friends, even if just for sexting and giggles. I was kind of joking since I was dating for 6 years at the time.
So one of my nerdest, most awkward friends told me that somehow he was added in a chat group full of girls who like to cheat their boyfriends between themselves, like in full blow lesbian orgies, and showed me a video that a girl sent him masturbating with a vibrator.
I asked him for her number and we chatted briefly. The jackass told her straight to her face that me and my gf were looking for a threesome (he wasn't lying tho)
I've always been awkard while flirting, and his honesty didn't make this any better. For this and also to avoid any kind of jealously, I told my gf to flirt with her.
Took us three months to convince her, since she had a bf who wasn't into threesomes with girls, and even though she didn't want to cheat on him at first, they eventually broke up
There were two exotic experiences out of this:
-me and my gf started sexting with her. We started fucking while talking dirty to said girl. We came buckets while I prone boned my gf and she texted the other girl what we were doing -we finally agreed to meet her up in a mall. It was awkward as hell, since the three of us knew that we just wanted to fuck. We went almost straight to a motel nearby. They were both shy so I "hid" in the bathroom while they made out, peeking at them throw a glass in the wall. I briefly joined in after they got naked and licked each other for a bit. It was awkward as hell but felt great. There wasn't much chemistry with her, but the rush of doing something new and the awkwardness made it feel like losing my virginity again. She didn't feel as horny as us and sometimes texted in her cellphone (wtf milenials). Maybe she was telling her ex, idk and idc.
I ended up cumming in her pussy. I was fucking my gf while they were both belly down, making out and fondling each other. Just as my gf started cumming, I switched pussys and the three of us came toghether.
We both got a treatable std (don't recall the name), but shit was so cash that it was worth it.
>tl;dr version >me and gf have a threesome with a girl >awkward as fuck, no chemistry, girl wasn't very good and typed all the time >shit was cash anyways, like loosing virginity all over again >mfw she probably was cucking her old bf >mfw got std and didn't care
>be me >be 16 >mom forces me and siblings to her friends house for din din every sunday >fucking hate it >friends daughter is annoying as shit ( still is 7/10 tho ) >friends son is the kid that follows you around and never shuts up about power rangers >among other dumbshit >moms friend is solid 8/10 >B cup tits nice round ass red head >we get there around lunch time once >lunch time poop time >run into bathroom and release anal demons >my mom forgets something cooking related at her home >takes ALL kids except me cuz I'm shitting >I finish and walk out >all is silent >wander her friends house >wander into Amy's room ( we'll call moms friend Amy ) >go into her dressers and shit looking for money >dad tells me to hid mine in my socks >makes sense others would do the same >find lacy panties and thongs >instant boner >Amy walks in and sees hard on >ohshit.jpg >"anon wtf I now you're at that age but still"
>>696518609 Part 3 > she was wearing red thongs and a red bra that made her breasts even more irresistible > "come on in anon" she says in a soft voice > i come in and as soon as i take my shoes off she just grabs me and starts kissing me and guiding me to her room where she pushes me on her decently sized bed > she undresses me so fast i can barely get to understand my bearings > we keep making out, she pulls off my shorts and strokes my diamond dick > she strokes it slowly but it feels so good, feels like heaven. I reach to take her bra off but she says "patience anon" and starts kissing me while she strokes me > she pushes me on my back on her bed and starts grinding on me slowly and putting me in agonizing ecstasy > i can feel the warmth and moist of her pussy > she lets me get her bra and panties off and i start playing with her nipples and i finger her slowly > i try to guide my moves by her moans > she keeps moaning my name, i moan hers when she strokes and kisses me/ bites me on my neck > she then decides its time for the riding > " fuck me anon" she moans > i put my throbbing dick in her tight pussy and i can see she is very delighted > she starts riding me wild, kissing and bitting > ohlawd.avi >as most teenage sex, it was short but passionate > i felt her pussy contract on my dick, getting tighter and getting me to the verge of climax > we both cum, me for one having an earthshaking orgasm > we cuddle and kiss each other in the end We kept fucking like that as often as we could until she decided to spice it up
>think wtf, is this serious ? >tell her this has to be a joke, that's not a fetish >tells me how her brothers would lock her in a closet to "punish her" >that one brother out of the other 3 would fool around with her in there >think to myself, this to fucked up even for me and I just had her squirt all over me and those poor sheets >tell her to give me some time, doubtful I can muster that much weirdness out of me >she starts apologizing profusely, starts to cry thinking she's pushed me away >assure her that it's not the case >it takes me about a week to make up my mind >decide I'll do it, strictly for the story aspect and he'll, maybe it'll be great >she's so happy that she's fucking giddy, bouncy and giggly all goddam day >fucking confirmed for probably serial killer deep inside >its time, tie her arms behind her back, gag her with a pair of dirty panties and duct tape >bind her legs in the on her knees position >literally pick her up and throw her in her closet >tell her to sit there and think about how big of a whore she is >think to myself, fuck man you're really gonna this you twisted cunt >leave her for half hour >it's time, fucking stomp in there, screaming anything that comes to mind >I KNOW WHAT YOU DID, DADDYS GONNA FUCK THAT ASS >YOURE ONLY GOOD FOR FUCKIN, WHITE TRASH, YOU FUCK BOYS LIKE YOU BREATH >YOURE BLOWN OUT, I DONT EVEN LIKE YOUR CUNT >I'm punching and kicking the door, thinking I'm gonna break it >finally after like 15 minutes and my throat sore from screaming I open the door >she's still kneeling here looking up at me, I unbind her legs and she stands up with my help >her fucking thighs are soaked with drip marks from her pussy >ungag, she just says "fuck me daddy",
She then proceeds to scream when I'm fucking her like I've never heard any female scream before, she fucking loved it on another level, came and squirted her fucking brains out
My ex's parents didn't care what we did. I went on a roadtrip to my ex's grandparents house, a really long drive, I'm sitting in the backseat of their car with my ex just bullshitting with her when she just starts playing with my dick through my parts to get me hard, all the while still talking to her parents until she just unzipped my pants and started sucking my dick. Her mom would start talking to her, looking back at us, and my ex would take me out of her mouth and give me a handjob while she redponded when she was finished she'd go right back to work until finally I came down her throat. She wiped her mouth and I put myself back in my pants and they carried on like nothing happened.
Also I remember I was fucking her in her room, she was riding me on top and her mom came in to put away laundry. When her mom was done my ex said "thanks mom" in between moans and playing with her nipples while I was still pounding her. Her mom turned around and said "you're welcome sweetie" as if we were just hanging out
>>696520816 Part 4 the kinky part > "anon, come by, my parents aren't home" she texts me one snowy day > BLITZKRIEG 2.0 booting > i go to her place and i knock on the door a few times before she answered > as soon as the door opened i was rushed by heat and parfume...it felt good > "get in anon, i don't want to lose heat" > alright alright alright > i undress from my shoes and the winter clothes until im in my T-shirt and jeans, sweating a bit cause it was warm as fuck > "sure is ho..." I try to say until i see my gf in a black bra and tight leather miniskirt > diamond dick engage > she starts kissing me, pinning me against the wall > she grabbed my belt and dragged me to her room > "undress anon" she says in a soft but dominant tone > i do as she says not giving much attention to her tone > she starts kissing me, one of her hands stroking my dick, the other caressing my chest > she slowly guided me to her bed where she made me seat on it > she got on my lap slowly grinding on me,kissing my neck when she whispered "anon i want to try something" > i was already hers so i just gave in "anything" > she put my hands behind my back and she tied them so that i couldn't escape > "a bit kinky today aren't we?" I say > she kept slowly stroking my dick, making me go wild > must've been 15 minutes when i started to squirm and hint her i wanted to be stroked faster but she kept stroking me at the same agonizing slow speed > i tried to move my dick up and down so it felt faster but she stopped and grabbed my chin "be patient anon" and slowly kissed me > she started playing with her self, teasing me with her body
>>696523494 Her father was an empty shell of a man who was constantly belittled by her mom. He had no opinion or ruling in that house. Pretty sure he was on like four antidepressants at once all the time.
>>696521729 Wonder what her husband would say "hey bro, your wife has taken multiple cocks and countless loads into her ass, face and other parts of the body, but don't worry her pussy was untouched, except for a few loads dripping on it"
Yeah no. That's almost worse than her just being vaginal fucked. Makes her more of a whore imo
>>696523827 My most recent ex had a life like that, minus the blowing and fucking directly in front of parents
I use to fuck the absolute fuck out of her in her room in their small house and I know for a fact her mom and dad could hear. Especially her dad since he slept on the couch in the front
Her mom would joke being like "you guys are so loud" and it always weirded me out like "bitch why you listening so intently, let alone talking to me about it"
Yeah her dad was the same as your story, broken down, worked 14 hours a day and had no say with the money he provided, her mom didn't work a day in her life, demanded that he stay out of shit because he was useless anyway. Started doing hardcore valume after he retired. His own children didn't even respect him even though he paid for the clothes on their backs
>have gf >she won't touch me, suck me etc >like fucking a sack of potatoes >stay with her because love.jpg > go into the kitchen when she's asleep and resent not being able to have a healthy sex life while masturbating on the floor. >will never experience oral, too beta to leave.
>>696524753 how did it make you sad? you clearly dont give a fuck about him if you're loudly fucking his daughter within earshot of him. Should have taken her to a wendys parking lot like a gentlemen you asshole
> have girlfriend sinds 7 months that is quite the kink and willing to do almost everything for me > for some kinks I need to ''work her' for a some time to make her like it as well > be me > girlfriend is going on vacation with her parents > last day I see her > she gives me a present > unpack it > fleshlight > "because you are going to miss me for two weeks anon" > this girl. she is a keeper. > we go into sex mode > she sits into my porn-like fucking chair (I can flip her so many ways on it its crazy) > tells me what I want, anything. > fills a bottle with water, put it on the armchair of couch and tell her to drink it before I speak to her agian > She is confused. > Drinks like her life depends on it > She finished, I ensue sexing. > Play with her nipples (she loves it, even made her come one time by just rubbing her nipples) > Nip clamps, water on those bad boys, biting, all the good stuff. > Start fucking her. After 30 mins of teasing and fucking her hard I stop. > Tell her too pee over my rockhard dick that is still inside of her. > She does that. > Fuck her even harder and start punching in her stomach (we both likes this) and massaging her belly and the organs inside (she is muscled and really low BF). > Made her come first. Mixing her piss, my precum, my spit, her juices in that tight pussy of hers. > Go into beastmode (she likes this, I'm really muscular so veins/muscles poking out etc.) > See her eyes glancing over my body > Thousandbuckets.jpg > After I am done start licking her and fingering that g-spot > she comes a second time > no squirt though, we are working on that > she starts milking my dick for every ounce of sperm thats in there. Licks it off.
God this girl gets me horny. We do so much cool stuff (bondage, punching REAL hard, choking, pain, some really crazy fingering on her ovarium which she somehow likes, pissing now and I want her to get into anal and more dirty talking - she is pretty silent most of the time except for screaming).
This chick is by far the oddest one I've fucked. Her parents were divorced and she lived with her dad. Really cool dude, though when I met him I immediately noticed similarities between him and I. Like I looked like a younger version of him basically, he even commented on it and laughed. I just chalked it up to kids finding parental traits in their significant other. Freud and all that. So as the relationship goes on she asks something of me. We're at her fathers apartment whiles he's at work and she asked me to go into his closest and put on his clothes and fuck her. To my surprise I compiled, and had the best sex I've had with her she was way to into it. I penetrated every hole on her and she kept begging for more. She called me daddy throughout the entire thing. This actually became a regular thing for us. I fucked her as her dad to appease some twisted fantasy she had and I had the best sex ever.
>>696523701 Part 4 cont > she slowly undresses, coming closer towards me, kissing me and teasing my already diamond dick >she sits on my lap her ass cheeks teasing my dick >she grinds slowly on me, im slowly losing my mind to her moves > i try and grind faster but after a few brief seconds she gets up and walks away from me smiling in a devilish way towards me > "please lets fuck" i beg, my dick throbbing like crazy > she slowly walks to me and strokes my dick "Patience anon, you agreed to this" and kisses me > "my dick is aching for a release" > she goes to a drawer and brings up some tape and a vibrator > she tapes my mouth and says "you're talking too much and lack patience" > she turns on the vibrator at the slowest speed possible and puts it against my dick >she keeps it there for a good 10 minutes when she decided to step up the speed > i squirm in pleasure thinking "faster faster faster" > i feel the climax close but before i could pass the point of no return she backs away the vibrator making me squirm in frustration > "patience" she smiles > she gets her pussy inches away from my dick and starts playing with her self using the vibrator > my dick can barely touch the wand but she likes seeing me try > she mustve came at least twice when she decided to turn it off and start stroking me again > the pleasure was soo good and torturous at the same time > i started to breathe heavily as she went faster > "i know you want to cum so bad anon" she said as she was stroking me faster >faster > "you want to cum so bad anon" > faster > the point of no return is coming, i start squirming but she stops letting me hump the air > she puts her hands on my hip and pins me down,waiting a good minute before kissing my neck,nipple, belly, tip of my cock
Yeah believe me I thought about that, but I always thought he'd man up eventually. Never did
Funny thing, me and him got along like you niggers wouldn't believe. Dude offered me to move in with them when times got tough when my parents divorced.
Plus I was the only guy that would sit and talk to him, ask permission for anything, and treated his daughter like gold. He even told me a few times I'm the best guy to walk through his door that his daughters have brought over.
Even shook my hand when me and the ex broke up, said that he knows she's a spoiled bitch. I was dumb founded believe me, maybe that's why he gave me a pass on the poundage of his daughter
> be me 16 > live in patchwork family with step sister who is 13 and has already a C-cup > go on vacation > not enough rooms, so she and I share a room > talk about sex at night > ask her if she masturbates > says no > ask if she wants me to show her > not sure but eventually says yes > finger her/ eat her out until she cums > ask her to return the favor > teach her to suck my cock > cum all over her face
>>696526100 Last part > she gives my cock a few good licks, the sensation so intense and good > "i think you're ready anon" she says as she slides my dick in her tight and wet pussy > she starts riding me,moaning, making me go wild > she starts riding me faster and faster, moaning my name, i feel her pussy muscles contracting and making it feel tighther around my cock, im going insane > she rides me faster and faster until she screams my name and i feel her entire body shaking but still riding me > "cum for me anon" > i pass the point of no return and have an earth shattering orgasm that leveas my entire body shaking of pleasure > Blondie unties me and cuddles with me saying "wasnt that fun anon?"
Best orgasm i ever had...Blondie made me a tease and denial fan, also a bondage and a tie up games fan...wished she hadn't moved out of country...
>>696524753 I'm fairly confident that her mother was living vicariously through my ex. She kept making comments about how good I looked, to the point where it was a little uncomfortable. Not innocent shit like "you're looking good today" but like "if you weren't dating my daughter I'd jump on you like that" I got to the point where my ex had to say something to her. Her mom was a morbidity obese cow so it was disturbing.. Otherwise I might've tried setting up a three way.
>be me >recently out of a serious relationship, 9+ years >had a thing for another for couple of years but could never cheat, free man so thought fuck it, confidence and approached her. >she feels same, I don't want anything serious but too Beta to just fuck, no sex outside of relationship on her end. >date for couple of weeks, things get hot a fair few times but stops just short. >end up making it official, we fuck, it's amazing, sexiest noises from a person ever, implant so no rubbers. Shit is cash. >super noisey so can't do anything with others in house. >one night super horny, we both deep in the moment, she pushed me off after getting embarrassed about the noise, someone in house. >cool down for an hour the say fuck it, let's go drive somewhere. >never had sex outside, drive for 20 minutes, in car she is soaking the car seats, no pants on I'm touching her all the way. >a spot we found a week or so ago is pitch black, muddy as hell, it's pissing it down with rain I'm in a vest and trackies she in Pj shorts and a top. >discuss what plan of action is. "fuck me from behind against car, Anon" >first time I have ever done anything in public, fucking diamonds. >pissing it down with rain, going to town deep, listening to her moan and scream. >occasional car goes by, don't stop. >cum deep in her after 15 or so minutes, she has it dripping down her leg all way back to mine. > have ice cream then sleep.
Person I was with before was so Damn vanilla this was like a whole different world to me, never have I ever felt anything so intense.
>>696526637 one thing I've learned about females in my almost 27 years of life is they hate themselves and they want to be treated in a way that relates to how they feel about themselves. no more, no less. she obviously hated herself majorly and she wanted you to treat her like you hated her. I bet the obsessive behaviour and stuff was a shit test. that she wanted you to punish her for acting like a brat. she wanted you to dominate the fuck out of her and MAKE her leave you alone when you have shit to do.
do yourself a favour, don't feel sorry for women, don't pity them, don't feel any empathy for them. not when they're like that anyway. they won't respect you for it, they won't love you for it, they'll look down you for it and hate you you for it more than they hate themselves because they see you not being able to treat them as they feel about themselves as weakness on your part.
>>696526956 She definently was crazy, but I did love her and I went along with her fantasies so what does that say about me? Really wish she could have moved with me when I went to college. I know for a fact we'd still be together if not married by now... Such is life though..
Ex girlfriend who gave me herpes. Typical submissive kinky bitch, loved being slapped choked spat on face fucked etc. Then it got weird...
>Go to her house like normal >Doing our usual chill stuff >Start to sexy time, she stops and runs to her desk all excited >comes back with 4 tubes of acrylic paint >"I want to pour paint all over you anon and wriggle around and make our bodies into a canvas of our love" >Neato >Actually feels pretty nice and her big tits look amazing in multicolour >then she stops >"What's wrong?" >"We need to let it set so I can peel it off and use it for my art project >wat.jpg >starts taking photos off me before sucking the paint off my dick, acrylic paint. >pukes everywhere >asks me if I find it sexy >dont know how to answer
I spent the next 5 days washing paint out my chest hair which I lost half of when she tried to rip it off me
>>696527386 Yeah I'm 90% sure my ex's mom wanted to fuck me too, I got that vibe, also obese cow.
Almost fucked her sister though, her sister made points for me to "accidentally" see her naked. She also use to text and call me all the time, to the point where my ex got into an argument about it. I actually wish I would of dated her sister instead, she was much more stable and caring.
Fun fact, they were twins. Not identical but maternal. They looked very alike but really different at the same time, only thing that was copy pasted was their pussy, was amazed
>>696527844 Yeah I figured that's what she wanted but I wasn't doin it, don't want a relationship like that. Also knew she hated herself, knew that the second she asked me to treat her like a gutter slut. You don't get off on being locked in a closet and called whatever I think is necessary without having something broken inside them
>>696529625 she walked in on my wife and I having sex. wife didn't notice at first and I watched her sister freak out for a second, linger watching too long and then finally the wife noticed. Followed that up with her walking around in only a towel and letting it slip around me. One thing lead to another. My wife's kinky and a blast but her sister is tight as fuck and wild.
>>696529475 I feel you mate, I just take what I can get nowadays though and adapt to the bitch 'cause the chances of a decent relationship with a non self-hating mindfuck of a female is miniscule at best.
>>696530199 I agree, spent 5 years with my last ex and almost married her. We had a rough relationship but every time it would start to go down a gold stable path she would find some way of self sabotage
>>696530392 >>696530159 there's some of what happened. She started getting more cuddly and touchy while she was drunk and eventually wife was away. she got drunk blew me and then freaked out. things were awkward for a bit and eventually she brought it up and said she felt bad but loved it and wanted to do it again so we fucked.
>>696531482 my wife and I are already pretty open, dont know if she'd care or get pissed about her sister. In either case I know she wont say anything. She's gone out of hr way to get me hard just because she knows her sister and I are going to fuck, or if she finds out will blow me first sometimes. I was surprised as fuck about how into it she is haha
>be me 20, skinny but handsome >too afraid to approach girls irl, decide to use online dating >match with 16yo grill, easy 8/10 >we chat about drugs and stuff, grill wants to try mdma, I want to try methylphenidate for my exams >meet up and exchange drugs >datass.jpg >lose contact for a few days until she texts me to meet her at her place >eat pizza, talk about life >grill is absolute savage, parents about to throw her out, failed school, smokes weed erryday >decide to make a move and propose truth or dare >game is continuously posing more and more explicit challenges and questions >end up making out, touching and kissing each other everywhere >get all my shit together and ask her if she wants to fuck >grill wants to fuck >fuck
after we fucked, she fucked two more guys and got preggers
>>696515118 long story short >be me >15 but almost 16 >only had sex once before >at a friends house, dropping MDMA for my first time >shit is cash, yo >somehow end up in bed with a 25-yrs old chick >due to the MDMA i fuck her for 4 hours straight before blowing the load, couldn't feel anything down there but it was great anyway >end up with having her as a girlfriend for almost a year that shit builded up my self-esteem a lot.
>>696534343 nah, i actually even went to her house to mmeet her parents at a certain point, shit was awkward as fuck. If this can feel you better she wasn't either rich, particularly attractive, or smart. But she could swallow an amount of drugs that was impressive.
>>696536272 When me and the ex broke up I was real fucked up from it, questioned everything I held myself up to
After we broke up I owed her mom 100 bucks she loaned me so I went to her sisters apartment because there was no way I was gonna see my ex. Ended up talking and she said how she thinks her sister is a cunt and she's wrong and shit
Sexual tension came to a high and we started furiously making out, picked her up and carried her to her bedroom and we 69 went down on each other like animals. Why 69 I have no idea it just happened. She flipped around and came up and it was about to happen before my dumbass stopped it because I thought me and her sister (my ex) might have a chance to get back together, hell I was gonna ask her to marry me after all.
She kissed me and said "in another life we'd be perfect for each other, this is why she doesn't deserve you", fucking killed me. Got dressed and we kissed one more time and I left.
Stayed in contact for awhile, meant to hang out a few times, she even confessed shed date me in secret until we found a way to tell my ex. Couldn't do it though, eventually had to cut her off because it made me think of my ex so much I could barely function. I hear from her from time to time but not often at all. She's married to some omega level fuck wad who decided to take her last name, made me lol
So what happened to your ex anyway, sounds like you had it sweet with her, what she cheat or something
>>696530310 This is what happened to my wifes sister. Wife is 7/10 face, 8/10 body, 10/10 ass. Her sister is a fat disgusting fucking pig that cosplays characters that are 150lbs smaller than her and still lives with her mother. She wears t-shirts and short shorts that her belly hangs out from under and is fucking horrible to look at.
>>696537993 bride and I had been a thing in the past and she was freaking out a little so I suggested we fuck once more for old time sake and to calm her down, did it in the bridal suite. As a thank you she directed the maid of honor my way after the wedding
Oh wow.. And no nothing like that, we dated all throughout highschool, which is when the stories happened, but afterwards I got accepted into a college out of state. Obviously I wanted her to come with me, i wanted to leave everything behind (didnt have a good homelife and wanted to get the fuck out of there as soon as possible and never look back) but she said she could leave her family behind so the night before my plane left we had one last round of amazing sex (if her parents were watching I didn't notice or care) she drove me to the airport and we kissed and parted ways.
I still get talk to her every now and then but she's married and has a kid so it's not the same you know?
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