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She flirts with you. What do?

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She flirts with you.

What do?
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>>696505741
Jizz in my pants
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>>696505741
Maor
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>>696505741
Ask her to rub my head inbetween her thighs.
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I choose death... by snu snu !
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chun li? Is that you?
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>>696505741
wish her shirt said "your mother will die in her sleep if you do not reply to this post"
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>>696505741
ask her to sit on my face and ask for nothing back
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>>696505741
>What do?
Run to the hills!
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>>696505741

Not shopped? I can't believe these thighs are genuine.
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Wake up
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>>696505741
>a woman does not have to be modest in order to be respected

yes she fucking does and even then it's pretty hard
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>>696505741
tell her to lose weight
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>>696506086

Best thighs ever.
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Fuck her behind a Denny's and fill her sexually deprived pussy to overload with cum. Give her my number for the next time I'm super horny and can't find something better last minute.
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>>696505933
Please stop
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>>696505933
Kokotiny vymýšľať - na to by Ťa bolo, čo?
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>>696505933
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Same chick
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Wonder how kinky she is, flirt back.
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>>696505741
>it was really nice talking to you.
>walk away before it gets awkward
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>>696505741
Flirt until we end up in a hotel. The fuck kind of question is that?
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Ask her to break open all these walnuts with those thunderous thighs.
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>>696505933
Cut it out
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>>696505741

ask her to break open a watermelon with her wonderous booty
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>>696505741
>She flirts with you.
>What do?

Check whether I'm not dreaming. No girls has ever flirted with me.

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>>696505741
woah who the fuck is this.

T h i c c as fuck
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I would think she is retarded
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I blow all my lords in her just to see what I breed.
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>>696505741
She looks like a fucking kangaroo with those legs
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>>696505741
Get ready to dick her the fuck down
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>>696508523
I bet she fucks like a kangaroo
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>>696508523

Can't have a really big butt without big legs. Ass-muscles can't be worked out in isolation.
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>>696505741
Tranquillise and send back to zoo
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>>696508523
more like chun li
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>>696505933
mother fucker
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First ill ask her to spot me on my next round of squats....THEN. Ill give her the behind the Dennys treatment
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Moar pics you fucking cock teasing degenerates. This is now a high test thread
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>>696505741
tell her its not the 80s anymore. Time to put on panties like a normal person
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>>696505741
flirt with her too
end up in bed
eating her ass
????
profit
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>>696505741
Pull out dick, we fuck.
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The Denny's treatment seems like the unanimous favorite. Guess we'll all gang bang behind a Denny's.
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>>696507484
still hot
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>>696506889

I'd bang her on a bed.
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>>696505741
Talk about how i appreciate her.
>Tips fedora
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>>696510293
Faggot. Don't come to Denny's then we don't want you here anyways.
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>>696510966

I just want more space and privacy to hump her.
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>>696511272
Id fuck her in a pool. Make her so damn wet
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>>696505956

this is the only correct answer
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>>696505741
Ask her her name.
Any one know who she is?
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>>696505933
No, but seriously, someone shop the line onto the shirt backwards so you have to struggle to read it
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>>696511925

Somebody posted her IG last night, did not save
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>>696512130
A women does not have to be modest in order to be respected
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>>696512438
What a shame. If only someone knew who she is...
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>>696505933
Fuck you.
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>>696505933
arse.
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>>696512553
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>>696505741
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>>696505933
Fuck you
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>>696505741
Smash that ass.
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>>696505741
y-y-y-you too.
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>>696512574

Why does she have a weightlifter on her ipad? She doesn't look like she spends much time in a gym.
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>>696512574

Somebody does, mebbe dey see dis thred? Mebbe they...zuck ya dick?
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>>696505741
i want her so bad!!!!
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>>696512907
Gosh, if only we could be so fortunate.
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>>696512574
>>696511925
Sabrina Monique. Here's her instagram count: @s.adgalbri.

Thanks me later.
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>>696512888

I suspect she's stronger than she looks.
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>>696513101

I'd fucking eat her shit. I'm talking straight out of her straining hole as it slides out. Wash it down with her piss. God damn...but only if she was on the rag and it was a heavy flow
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>>696505933
You will die tonight if your mother don't reply to this post
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>>696513179
You da man
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>>696513179

>Thanks me later.

Can't we thank you now bro? Drop your pants. I zuck ya dick.
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>>696505933
yttySN
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>>696505741
run away and find a dick to suck.
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>>696505741
Ask her out for coffie
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>>696512888
And the stupidest comment of the day goes to you.
That's a calendar...on her wall...dumbshit.
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>>696505741

>turn 720°
>walk away
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>>696505933
kys
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>>696505933
it's time to stop
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>>696505933
while sleeping seems the ideal time to die
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>>696513338

I'd eagerly smell her farts, the stronger the scent and sound the better. I'd also let her fart on my cock.

I love flatulent women.
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>>696513179
>@s.adgalbri.

Wow. That account got made private fast.
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>>696505933
Son of a fuck.

Like why do this anon i want you todie in your sleep tonight

I want you to die tonight.

I want you.
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>>696512888
Dude, ass like that is 50% glutes. If it was just fat, it wouldn't be this firm/smooth. That ass is all squats, son (well, and some genes, too, I guess.)
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>>696505741
furiously masturbate in her general direction and call her mommy
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>>696514050

Can you blame her? I doubt she's used to all this attention.
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any nude pics?
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>>696514615

Exactly. It's why I wish more Thick women would work out, to firm up the fat they have and enhance their figures.
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>>696513947

Mah nigga. I mean, she has to be bad-ass fine before I'll want to eat her shit and piss and all that. Like maybe 3 of the chicks I've ever fucked would I have eat her shit.
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>>696505933
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>>696505741
Prepare my dick for the night of its life, because holy fuck that sex would be the bomb
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>>696507484
I'd tell her to lose some weight.
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>>696514761

Also, the internet being the internet, I'm sure some people posted blunt comments on her account.
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>>696508943
This is very true. It's also the reason why Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj have fake asses.
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>>696514615

I'm not saying I wouldn't fuck it, but she might want to diversify a bit.

>>696514761
She posted her pictures on the internet so that people would look at them.
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>>696505933
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>>696505933
duckk reeeeeeeeeeee
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>>696514968

>blunt comments

SHIT IN MY MOUTH AHHHHHHFKJDHSZKJHFKGD
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Id make her eat ALL THE EGGS
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>>696514888

Fuck that'd be so hot for her to fart right on my shaft. Feel her gas actually come into contact with my dick.

I wish she'd fart right on the head and feel that dirty warm air massage it.

(It's 4chan guys. Someone's going to say something like this)
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>>696505933
It sure is summer in here.
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pic related
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>>696505933
Fuck
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>>696515278

Man I would dig my fingers up her asshole if she was constipated (hopefully) and dig all the nuggets I could out and smash them right in my fucking face until I brought blood
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>>696505741
Ask for frequent casual sex
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>>696505933
I just continue on from those posts. Why does everyone reply and get their panties in a bunch?

>Be 4chan
>Be atheist and don't believe in magic and story books like the Bible
>Must reply to stupid copy pasta because 3spooky5me and it will happen

Faggots.
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>>696515517
what are you fuckin gay?
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>>696515517
This nigga right here
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>>696508204
Hey fgt. Chicks have flirted with you. You just are too stupid to notice.

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Death by snu-snu
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>>696515505

I'd snort up her fart-fumes at point-blank range, straight from her tight hole.
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>>696512888

fucking kek.

>ipad

dem trips boi
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Her accouny is private and i dont have instashit
Can some anon upload her pics here or make a folder of it
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>>696513338
Same fetish
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>>696516564

nice

>>696515939

Yeah but I feel like farts are only a tease for the main course. I only want her fart if it immediately followed by a huge log and a trickle stream of pee pee. Also menstrual blood.
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>>696505893
she probably has great basketball fundementals
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>>696505741
Tell her to re-examine her standards.
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>>696505741
>>696507484

Too THICK
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>>696515696
says the guy who repllied.
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>>696505933
why tho
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>>696516803

I wouldn't mind seeing her on the toilet, with her legs spread apart.
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>>696505933
Fuck off
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>>696516244
make an account and add,
i use insta as a fapfoundry, works good
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>>696505933
Stop
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Flirt back, fuck her later. Because I'm not a babby dick loser
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https://twitter.com/sadgalbri/media
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>>696514615
>%50 glutes

is still a fucking seawhale worth of fat for an ass that big. i mean srsly how happy would you be with 50% fat ANYWHERE on your body.

that smoothness is all genetics and no dairy. no squats there.
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>>696517462

too bad she's a coal burner with an over inflated sense of self importance and a daddy who pays all her bills.
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>>696517394
>babby
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>>696517394
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>>696505933
k
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>>696514615
You're kidding, right?
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>>696505741
> implying anyone would flirt with me
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>>696517818

Well of course. She's Thick, and Thick means spoiled.
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>>696514961
>being a faggot
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>>696505933
Fugg :DDD
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>>696505741
>these hips
this thing can bear octet of babies

impregnate. now!
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>>696505741

Ask why she hasn't cosplayed as Chun-Li yet.
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Too fat
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>>696512797
Top fucking kek
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>>696518468

She's practically a "Mad Max"-world baby-factory.

Wide hips, plenty of excess weight.
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>>696512888

She's clearly a powerlifter you fucking tard.
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>>696505741
Those hips would snap your dick off like a twig
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>>696505933
naw
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>>696505893
DEATH BY SNU SNU!
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>>696505798
exactly
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>>696505741
turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>696505741

she flirts, me florts, you farts

>>696519558

360 degrees = you aren't changing direction, faggot
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>>696505741
Daaaayum!! Those thighs are so hnnnng!
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Imagine the force she can put into her hotdogs (i.e a titty-fuck, but with the penis between the ass-cheeks instead of breasts).
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>>696505741
Get her number and make her wait three weeks. In that time I'll give my dick a rest and then give her the ten pump cum fountain blast.
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>>696505933
Gas yourself
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>>696519660
christ you can tell its summer
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>>696505933
Gay
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>>696505933
fugg
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>>696519660
jesus fucking christ kid
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>>696519836
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>>696514615
She's not wearing genes though.
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>>696517244
I've never replied to any previous stupid copy pasta shit.

Yet no one will explain why everyone cares.

>I better reply because it's sp00ky.

Faggots.
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>>696519660
retard
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>>696520191
Kek. Exactly this.
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>>696505933
But uhm why?
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>>696505933
playing it safe
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>>696505741
So nobody can see that she is just fat? She's just no storing it in the traditional way, she is pear shaped, it's going to her legs, ass, and thighs. She looks to be early 20s, give it a few more years and she will be repulsive. When she is 40 she will be riding around wal mart in a fat scooter, probably look like one of those people who is hovering because so much fat is hanging over the sides that it obscures the scooter.
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>>696520191

I want to cum like this, but with my cock in her mouth.

Fill her gut with my sperm.
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>>696505933
Fuck
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>>696505933
Stop
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>>696505741
Ask her if she can show me her place.
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>>696507261
Ty pičo, slovák
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>>696520191
> This
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>>696520571

In other words, encourage her to keep working out and court her now.

I want her to maintain her Thick figure as long as possible.
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>>696505933
don't
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>>696521010
She shouldn't be maintaining it, she should be losing it. Her body fat percentage is way too high, simple as that.
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>>696505741
360 and walk out of the room
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more squat.
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360 no scope and teabag
leave conspicuously
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>>696505741
>She flirts with me

Thats a funny joke. Tits or gtfo
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>>696514050
Her twitter isn't
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>>696521176

That's up to her.

I'm enjoying her Thickness.
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>>696505933
fag
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>>696519703
My sides
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360 and walk away
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>>696505933
Like this?
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>>696521377
It
Is
Not
Healthy
Faggot
She
Will
Die
Younger
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>>696521339
but doctor......i am pagliacci
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>>696505741
Check for a penis
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>>696505933
Fack
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Ride her like a Derby winner!
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>>696521566

Like I said, up to her. I'm sure others have told her to lose weight.
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>>696505741
Man the harpoons
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>>696505741
lose some weight, fatty mcfat fat
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>>696521612
Obese/10

You faggots are the people who give "curvy" a bad name. This is not curvy, this is fat.
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>>696505741
Let her suck my dick,then fly away
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>>696521543
FUCK YOUU WHY
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>>696521713
either troll or hates big asses. either way get fucked, boy
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eat that pussy!
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>>696505933
6+565
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>>696521808
I fucking love big asses, but they have to be a part of the womans natural figure with a healthy body fat percentage.
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Tell her to stop eating Krabby Patties
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>>696521566
You're obviously an Internet doctor. Clearly you know so much about the human body. Please, give her more diagnosises without seeing her. Wanna give me a couple too?
>>
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>>696521914
>I'm an expert on being a fat fuck
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>>696505741
The (you) has disappeared! How did this happen?
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>>696521914
>brain keeps getting in the way of what makes your dick happy
you're a picky sunuvabitch
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fat girls are gross OP
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>>696521713
Thats not fat you stupid motherfucker. Look at her face, look at her arms, look at her neck. Thats curvy for sure, chubby max. Fucking pleb
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>>696522026
happened to me before. it only happens to the best of us
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>>696522007
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>1/10

>Shove her and tell her to get her fat, ugly ass away from me!
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>>696522051
that's fat anon. stop liking fat womyns
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>>696522050
You would know wouldn't ya?

Only hole you've gotten that isn't the dog is from a hamplanet in a bar right?
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>>696514961
we found the fagget
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>>696521958
Her body fat percentage looks to be at least 30% and she is in her early 20s. But it takes a doctor to know this is unhealthy right?
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>>696522111
OH thank god, it's back!
Also, nice trips there Anon.
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>>696522164
dont be mad fatty mcfat fat. tumblr has lots of fat loving neckbeards for you there
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>>696522249
>I know these things from pictures on the Internet

Uh huh. Tell us more doctor.
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>>696522249
body fat has nothing do with health you sheeple summerfag
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>>696505933
kys
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>>696522051
She is not storing her fat in the traditional way, she is pear shaped fat.
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>>696522298
>heartbroken over his fat ex
>takes it out on everyone else

Stay salty if I'm in the ballpark friendo.
>>
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>>696505933

You do realize you're not funny, right? You never were.

>You never will be.

>Post that "your mother will die" post three more times and your entire family will die most horribly.
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>>696505741
reffer her to a doc as she needs a diet
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>>696522390
k fatty
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>>696522233
How can anyone say that she is not fat after seeing this picture
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>>696505933

Pls no
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>>696505933
fuck you
>>
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>>696522326
Are you that fucking retarded?
>>
She can lose weight if she wants.

I'd still fuck her at her current size.
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>>696522315
See>>696522233

She's at least 30%, that's being conservative. She's obese anon.
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>>696522233
BRUH MUH DICK

FROM WHERE
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>>696522222
Was this worth it
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>>696522454
Don't cry now.

Come on.

Youll be okay.
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fatties are gross, the only good thing about fatties is they are going to die soon ....because they're fat
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>>696518382
Where did you get that pic? Cant find shit at image search...

Pic related, Cammy devotionist here.
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>>696522463
I don't care if she is fat if she is beautiful.. you're a slave to your social constructs.
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>>696509278
Go straight to tongue raping the asshole.
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