Do you go to conventions and converse with ladies?
Join DND groups with ladies in them?
Talk to girls at game stores?
Go to anime hobby shops and have a conversation?
Or do you just say you want it but don't do anything about it?
>Do you go to conventions and converse with ladies?
Yea it's fun
>Join DND groups with ladies in them?
Yes sir, my x is in on of those groups.
>Talk to girls at game stores?
Sure, but I don't hit on them.
>Go to anime hobby shops and have a conversation?
>Or do you just say you want it but don't do anything about it?
Yes I do, I was just stating my preference on girls. Please don't confuse me with a lazy bum :)
I want a dominant female to command and rule me to fulfill all her deviant sadist fantasies.
literally took me 4 seconds to find
If she's goes to a high altitude, the silicone in her implants will burst.
One that is petite and cute, she doesn't need to be "hot", just a face that I can look at for weeks, absolutely adorable in a sense. Taller the better and is active, someone to hit the gym with. One that is feminine but isn't too girly where she does makeup and selfies as a hobby, just enough to be arousing and sexy just by being her without trying, light to no makeup is best. Intelligent and isn't too trendy but knows style with manners and personality criteria that matches mine in general. Oh yeah, and we both are in deep love with each other, someone to have that I can accompany around the city, eat with at nice restaurants, go see her favorite artist play at a theatre or even just stay at home to be with and cuddle.
Alright alright. Her name is right there
But I don't know why you'd want a girl with a large chest.
It's all the downsides of being a fat worthless cunt.
Anything over a C hurts mobility. Who wants someone they have to do everything for?
i like to live on the EDGE. gimme a gangsta bitch any day.
When people see how I'm forever alone they tell me to lower my standards, but honestly, why should I spend all my money on a woman I'm not even attracted to? At that point I'd rather pay for a hot hooker than have to put up with the ballshit of someone I'm not attracted to.
i'd like a best friend type.
i don't have any real preferences or kinks that i wouldn't give up for a girl that i can hold a conversation with an actually enjoy.
anything after that i feel like is just bonus.
Wow you must be really gay. Small tit thread is that way faggot ===>
Does anyone else legitimately not want a girlfriend?
Tbh I can't fucking stand most social situations with women. Texting them is even worse. I'm fine with 2D waifus for now and the foreseeable future.
exgf had big boobs... not huge, but 36Ds. Thing was, she developed really early as a kid and was constantly teased about them and always had guys make a big deal out of them when she was young, so she had a complete hang up about them and hated having them touched -they were practically off limits. I'm not even a boob guy, more into asses but it still sucked having to tiptoe around her tits.
This one is really cute
>oh dude you're 100% SUPER GAY she has a dick
So what? Does dating a dude with a vagina make you straight? Fuck you because I'd like this girl fuck my ass but it's still straight, but only like 30% straight but it is still straight
Yeah I don't remember what her size is, I want to say she said H but I'm definitely not certain.
She used to swim competitively, so I made her teach me so we can both be more active. I got her into shooting too, which is great
>Last time though a 9mm casing went into her bra, and the casing-shaped burn still hasn't totally disappeared
That fucking sucks. She loves when I fondle them, and I find it so hot that it works as perfect foreplay
>boyfriend with breast implants who takes hormones
Technically, yes. However, you'd have to be into girls with EXTREMELY masculine secondary sex characteristics, which most straight dudes are not. You'd probably have to be bi or have some mental illness to really want Buck.
Japanese, petite, natural big boobs for her size, athletic, high pitch voice, hairless from neck down, unable to get pregnant, bisexual.
I realize this is wishful thinking, but that's what I want.
An older one. 21 here but would love a sexy cougar who's at least 40.
the lord AND the holy ghost made traps and hermaphrodites and gave us science to create dickgirls ourselves into this world just so we could be happy and experience true purity
feminine dicks are ambrosia
Someone who is the best at something. The number 1 at anything. Someone who is addicted to become better at whatever she is doing. Someone with that characteristic guarantees a lot of things. Great sex first of all, nice relationtip, casual competition. lot of fun and personal improvements. And she must have a nice butt. That for a long term relationship.
In a perfect world, this kind.
However in a realistic world, one that interests me. Not some girl that just looks pretty, but actually is interesting to me and I could talk with for hours about whatever.
Fuck yeah man. Loved to be dominated by an older woman. Women are at their sexual peak in their 40s.
Also always wanted to fuck a married milf too.
I can smell her hair through the internet
smarter than me, but doesn't realize it
good sense of humor
shy but pretends (badly) not to be
drinks occasionally only smoked pot 1-2 a year
i dont have to be her first but at least within first 4-5
she loves being with me but at the same time doesnt have to be 100% of the time
nerdy and gets upset if you mention it but she's secretly very proud
forgiving, short memory for bad things, never forgets good times and personal tidbits
needy and jealous bordering on crazy but never goes past bordering
interests dont have to align with mine but she has to be adventurous enough to try anything once before making a judgement
sporty but not fitness nut
capable of occasionally doing nothing but watching tv and eating junk food all day
not blonde, black hair preferred but brunettes of any color acceptable
tall for a girl
accomplished enough up to this point in her life she has nothing left to prove to herself or the world and is ready to just be happy
wait was this just a thread about who we want to fuck? my bad.
this girl then. close second is Allison Brie then zuzanna.
what kind of girlfriend...
i'll take taeyeon
One that doesn't only exist in my dreams.
the sad thing is she broke up with me because she had a crush on her roommate's boyfriend, and he has no interest in her. So she broke up with me just so she can stalk someone who doesnt want to date her. Women.
A transgender One
Chick with a dick = Tranny = Femboy = Trap = Tgirl
my recent ex is a half russian half brit, her mum is full ruskie communist (literally was in the communist party) and her dad is a british tech entrepreneur. I agree, there is just something about russian women. Mother and daughter, both of them are just ravishing.
I want to date a petite white art major.
Whos in the middle of her slutty, sexually liberated phase. You know. The campus slut. The type with the impossibly loose pussy
late 90s/early 2000s Natalie Imbruglia. That's who I want. Perhaps a bit too specific to hope for.
Don't want to be fucked, just want to be pleased by someone who understands.
A small amount of nigger with blue eyes 2bh
Im fine with my current. 4`11. HK woman，30 yo. Looks about 18. Refused to hold my hand after shaking black mans hand. Quote `dirty`.
Sounds like female jackie chan... Jokes about pissing on my pillow if i annoy her.
Big ass， small tits. Tiny waist. Funny can opener tooth while rest are normal. Wears thick glasses.
Doesnt care for designer clothes handbags etc .. Just wants to spend money on eating fresh food all the time.
I can go on all day. The irony of it all is that id just like another of her. I feel like I need 2 gfs.
She peed on my leg once while in the shower together. Id find it hot if it were anyone but my gf... She covered her mouth and wouldnt stop laughing for what felt like a good 20 mins.
I want a girl who is incredibly smart but recently realized that it is a lot of fun to go out and act carefree, ready to stop worrying for a bit and adventure. Of the small handful of intelligent girls I've met, none of them have been any fun.
Then get away from where you are. Do working holiday abroad if you are under 30.
If you are really stuck then you need to try at least. Try not go for westernized asians. They are no better than being with white girl.
mfw this is my gf listed for all except
>no pot at all
>not tall, shes only 5'1 90 lbs
adding to this, she doesnt believe in equality
>yay for latina gfs
Not how it works jackass. recessive genes don't necessarily disappear. They can remain behind dominant genes and surface later on.