> pic related is your slave for 1 week
>she has to do anything you say
>you are free to use her in any way you want
Everybody will die one day bruh
yeah but why suffer? i plan on doing kickflips until like 90-95.
you aint never seen a land whale doing mad rail grinds.
im drunk, this threads shit, im gonna continue.
"Mad rail grinds" are the least of my worries bruh. Still be just as dead at 95 as somebody at 25
>actually likes people with 150lbs of fat attached
see the thing about boards is that theres no fat. just smooth trucks and dope tricks.
guys, remember this isnt facecock. its /b/. stop with your faggot shit.
in america we call them dollars you fucking commie scum.
now if only more people took the effort to bump out shit ass fucking garbage threads this place might be a tiny bit better.
stop posting in stupid fucking threads and make /b/ great again.
not sure. i just like sk8. idc who just as long as its some dank sk8, im game. i got sk8 for days.
my sk8 folder is in the 4 digits.
with your help we can slowly rid this shit rathole of a chan back to where it should be. all it takes is some sk8.
>remember when /b/ was good?
Whatever dude, thanks for keeping the thread bumped
im gonna personally bump this thread out.
you mean keeping my thread bumped. dont mind if i do. and yeah there was a time on 4penis where there wasn't some pathetic attention grabbing thread every 3 seconds.
only good bumbs. these are rare today.
i have enuf sk8 to simultaneously bump out 4-5 shit threads. but this one is my bitch tonight.
but seriously. like for real. why did you post that? what was your goal? fucking useless.
you can get them at www dot sk8forlyfe dot thrash.
wow. dude. my sincerest gratitude. fucking saved.
yeah, she may have been getting her utters pumped behind the camera on this one.
From me. Want links to two webms of her getting her ass rekt by a bbc?
You're a special kind of retarded, I'm sure you're proud of yourself
but fo reel tho mah family. fucking walk off a cliff.
im not the one posting images of a fat skank. you obviously havent been here that long.
this is /b/. random.
oh shit, watch out. its the changeover.
>tie her up to a chair
>put 6 pairs of pants on her
>put 8 pairs of socks on her arms
>put 12 shirts on her
>also 3 leather jackets
>make her play jenga with me
>if she loses I pull off one article of clothing
>if I lose I let her go
Heres the first link
breh, you know it. this get your jimmies hard?
if just 4 or 5 of us old guards took the time to improve 4ham this place could actually hold a candle to 420chan.
god this thread took an unexpected turn
never change /b/ never change
dude im trying my best. if only my brethren would help me out we could rid this place of the utter garbage that has seemed to infected it.
or post niggas with anime bitches and purple drank.
are you some kind of faggot or something?
i would tell her to seduce a young man in the name of islam. she would have sex with him on a daily basis, turning his teenage mind into something of a tangled mess of asshair.
then, i would have her seduce him into strapping a ton of explosives onto his person and going to the museum of tolerance in any major city.
roughly 5 miles from the location of a major bank.
I would then wait for the first of the month - with a crew of 2 other close friends.
i'd have her schedule his "terrorist demands" at roughly 4pm - the height of rush hour and far enough away from my bank heist.
I would have him call the local news on his cellphone to heighten the attention on his location.
I would then rob the crap out of the location - taking not only the end of the moth cash but the safe deposit boxes as well.
with the entirety of the police force on my stupid, stuipid Islamic red herring, my escape is all but secure.
he would then wander to the museum of tolerance (which no person ever visits) and presses the button. This makes his cause legitimate and kills no people.
i would take my private jet (paid in cash from my ill gotten gains) and go someplace south; with sunshine and clear water.
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the fuck did you just say nigga?
yeah thanks fucker. thanks for making 4pin worse now because of what you said.
her name is yours. jesus you guys are pathetic.
we need more posts like yours. less of these i-know-this-chick-guys-am-i-cool-yet-guys-look-at-me threads. fucking posers.
Sorry it took so long bruh. Heres the second link
Creampie every single hole of hers that many times how i can
because i saved them really fucking drunk and clearly 4chen is afraid of black people so ill stop that and resume with the dank cars.
bruh, breh, brah, bro, dog, homie, son, nobody cares. only cars.
this is what it looks like.
straya? i got the perfect car for you.
no shes a hoestar. and not a very good one.
Hey man don't shit on the part 9 protagonist
Sorry to bother you on this, but it's 4am here and I'm very tired, so I kinda have no idea what you're on about. All I know is I'm apparently a good person? (which is ironic).
>doesnt recognize nurburgring
>doesnt know about graffiti
you have no taste. post something or fuck off.
well your image is pretty dank. so id say your a pretty good person because you didnt succumb to the typical 4skin images posts.
Have her clean house, fold laundry and mow the lawn so that I have more time to fuck my wife.
who the fuck are you talking about? cars cant do those things.
lol i didnt even click on that. whats that supposed to be? an elbow pipe fitting underneath a sink or what? explain this to me.
>tries to start an agrument with a drunk person
who the fuck were you even talking to?
how about no - i like to see your horrible, 17 year old love for shit. i'm watching you be an asshole here.
you wouldn't know class if it sat on your face after killing your mother with its horrible smell.
>insert edgy here
cool man. you like cars too?
i would but she is kinda fat right now. shes losing weight but shit man idk. again, moving on.
dude nice car post. where did you find that? thats one hot car.
Well like, I got some hitler memes so I'm pretty sure that disqualifies me from being good, and I did talk about stealing a girls organs and letting my girlfriend fondle the corpse. Thanks for the compliment though, I don't get many responses on this site, much less people actually saying something nice to me. (Another plot twist, people actually like me in real life, as weird as it is).
nice words man. i only read a few but right on. im sure you meant well.
she is, but it's still not enough to heft her large haunches over your pinto to penetrate.
it's like fucking a 230 lb bag of chicken fat on the roof of a late-model pt cruiser.
but real dog...i only read "me, me, me, and me. also me". nobody cares about you. only what you post.
hombre. im talking about my mom. shes dead. wtf are you on about?
i think this still counts as a car.
i'm talking about her as well.
it took me forever to dig her out of that shallow grave your dad dropped her in - even worse, hefting that huge bulk onto your shit car and having sex with her corpse.
your mom is a terrible lay.
>guise look at me
>am i cool yet
get a life loser.
Sorry, fuck, sometimes I forget to ask about others :(
Anything interesting happening in your life?
oh no! did i offend you?
hold on, let me shift your mother's dead weight (literally) into a better position so i can look you in the eyes as i tell you this.
you taste is awful, you don't know cars, and your a baby.
whoa. caught me off guard with that one. nothing but work for the moment, 50+ hrs/wk. getting that sweet sweet OT nigga. saving up for a big grow op. weed and shrooms.
you doing anything cool lately?
>all those words
>self induced butthurt
im just posting cars, drunk. if you guys want to join in sure but otherwise im riding solo.
56 cars and nobody except me has posted a car. i am very disappointed in you guys.
then why did you come here? i came here to derail a thread, successfully might i add, nothing else. what have you contributed except some mindless bitching?
nigga. i. dont. care.
shit, youre still here? better do something about that.
Not very successful, I'm still here
I'm kinda just working at a camp/park/motel doing housekeeping, I'm gonna go back to school to get all the credits I need to pass (I fucked up a bunch so I'll be in 12b). So not much is really happening for me at the moment.
if more people bumped out shit ass garbage trash attention seeking bad threads, this place might be one fucking iota better. one man derailed this terrible thread. the rest of you can do the same and make this place a tiny bit better.
I don't know how it works in the US but in Canada you don't gotta pay for your highschool, and I haven't even started to attend collage (probably never will). And if I need any money I got 10k in housekeeping money to dip into, but me and my girlfriend are gonna be moving into a apartment together around December probably.
How'd you get the 11k in student loans?
you dont pay for high school in the us either but since i dont have a rich family/scholarships, i had to take out loans to pay for classes. but real life happened and i had to dropout, will definitly finish. isnt secondary education pretty cheap for you guys? you know with that new justin guy and all?
shit if i lived in canada id just hike to a small lake in the bush and live like brian from hatchet. and grow weed.