check your fucking skype, scrub.
another boring day off
My infinite days off are coming to an end soon, pretty nervous about working again tbh
what could you possibly have to worry about? where are you gonna work?
>My infinite days off are coming to an end soon, pretty nervous about working again tbh
i know that feel man
how're the escape plans going
I see no good songs, cretin. *-1 Gold Star*
I can't have *-1 Gold Star*, I haven't even received my first gold star yet.
I love this picture infinitely. And I'm gonna try courier stuff, delivery driver for Door Dash, that sort.
Slowly, moving is extremely expensive and it's going to take a very long time to save for it.
I just want him to put on panties tbh
Not THAT far.
Have you tried robbing a bank/ransoming feinstein for money?
we mustn't meddle with his profound masculinity
zac is my sacred cow
>barry admits to loving matsu
why would you be nervous about that tho
are you afraid someone would pull a knife on you for delivering a sandwich
You have a debt of 1 Gold Star.
oh yeahhhhh you guys were a thing weren't you
>are you afraid someone would pull a knife on you for delivering a sandwich
starve yourself a little kiddo
I'd like to take a loan out of *2 Golf Stars*
what on earth gave you that impression
>tfw you have more gold stars than demos
no one on this fuckin planet will have a thing with me if i can help it
You've known for the longest time that I love that picture. And nah, just having responsibilities is spooky
Is that a.....lamia kitsune hybrid.....
what about all the cute boys you didn't have anal with
i don't believe that fits the conventional definition of "a thing"
At least you're not old and crippled like Old Man Nefel
I'm 27 now, Bazza
I can hear the sand in the hourglass
not mine anyway
if "a thing" means sex then I want to have a thing with everybody all of the time
Well yeah it's a Ran crossed with a naga.
Whatever you say.
i can feel the regret coming back now that you've reminded me
barry you have nothing to worry about
being a delivery driver has like no responsibilities. even if you're given the wrong order to deliver then it's still not you're fault.
I have been depressed every single birthday since I turned 18
nef you should die in an overdose or something this year and join the 27 club
Did you give up on that sort of thing like I did?
> "golf stars".
i expect two kisses now if you expect to be forgiven for that comment
I regretted it too
are we normal?
I like my new loserdom
I don't know what a golf star is, no. Are they in those Mario golf games? I know how much you love Nintanto games.
i don't know if we'll ever be normal
Man it's been months since I did drugs or alcohol. I've just been too busy or crippled.
I could fight like, several hundred koalas.
Pray for me
You love someone named ilu?
>Well yeah it's a Ran crossed with a naga.
It's actually from a doujin!
I should get at LEAST one for making you laugh.
depends on how he's feeling about himself at any given time
I don't wanna be normal, I want to make america great again.
GIVE ME THAT DOUJIN
he's literally going to be our next president
I'm so happy.
America's going to go back to traditional family values under Trump's America. I'm either going to be a housewife or serve in the army retaking Constantinople for Christendom.
nah he's p. gr8 tho
being a housewife sounds like a really promising occupation
and I'll get to continue reaping the benefits of looking like a masculine straight man while not being one at all
>serve in the army
Oh. Gold stars.
But that was unintended on your part.
A lot of future in that. I'm optimistic that my relentless buttsex will get me pregnant someday so I can raise white babies for America.
You're the manliest, Eisen.
We actually need to go to war with Turkey for me to join up. Or, like, the entire Middle East.
you can't prove it was unintentional.
>GIVE ME THAT DOUJIN
At least shave your butt though.
>not in english
i look forward to a future of doing nothing
I suppose so but we both know you did not intend it. Can you prove it wasn't unintentional? You'll need to get your reward.
i have chest hair i'm manly
I don't know how
and I don't really want anyone back there anyway
can confirm eisen is manlier than freklz
that makes me sad but I'm a weirdo and buttholes are literally my favorite part of the human body
That's unbelievably easy. There's an argument to be made that I'm manlier than avery.
do you mind if i have your user account name so i can add u
i will tidy up if it means you will be coming over
how about because i'm a fucking comedy genius and i make people laugh from existing.
is that good enough for you
>manlier than freklz
Izzy the only person in these threads who ISN'T manlier than freklz is probably Katia
I literally just want to lick it anyway. Hell I'd do it if you didn't shave.
katia is definitely manlier than freklz.
how brave and/or completely psychotic
Well you need to be CLEAN. I just like eating ass. Don't ask for an explanation.
I'd re-enlist if that happens
well yeah no shit (lol)
but hair weirds me out, i can't imagine PUTTING MY TONGUE ON IT
Give me a broad RoE and an enemy I actually hate and I'm signing up in a heartbeat.
I have confidence that you would like it.
I'm not sure it's that necessary.
>katia is definitely manlier than freklz
How so? They're both weenies
I know Katia's worn skirts and panties.
Please, he already knows
i imagine i would be enraptured by it
no i don't
i rub its belly like a normal person
We really need to stop giving Izzy ammunition to bully avery with
I mean, so have I and so has freklz. I meant personality wise. Avery's kind of a wimp at all times.
You would coo in pleasure.
When did you get permission to call me Izzy
you're just copying nefel
I'm gonna call you Izznaly
Maybe you'd coo in a manly fashion. Like a second octave coo, with a growl to it.
>I need permission
I know who you were before this thread
its getting out of hand
nah i don't have a low voice, it'd definitely be a bitch coo
Katia's too tall to be a chihuahua.
Not at all. Bullying avery can never go far enough.
And you call yourself manly.
I REALY DUNNO IF YOU DO
You can call me whatever you want, sister.
it takes a very manly man to have confidence in his faggot cooing
It's a personality thing, not a physical thing.
Was the all caps supposed to resemble you yelling?
its kind of just like beating a dead horse though
Or maybe Lulilzzy.
That's right girl, own it.
Chihuahua personality on any other dog would be intimidating, though.
damn r- wait a minute
i wasn't gonna let you pull a fast one on me
no, just emphasis or osmething I dunno I like to type in all caps
I'm just not seeing the manly here, kiddo.
The same is true for plenty of small dogs.
"Little Dog Syndrome" is a thing for a reason.
you're gonna have a mouth full of manly real quick
Right but katia's a big dog
Do you often yell shortly when you are bored when no one else is around to prevent even more boredom?
i'm going to get ice cream before any more of you faggots try to talk shit about my UNYIELDING MASCULINITY
This has got to be one of the dumber conversations I have had in a while
Do you think I'm manlier than katia and avery?
you own a gun, which they do not
so that puts you equal with the two
my brother is discussing his diarrhea episodes in the kitchen so i must bring my ice cream to my desk
okay I'm going to the shops
I'll make sure to pick up some manliness while I'm there cause it seems like a lot of you faggots need it.
Katia is a limp noodle wuss
freklz is a masochistic pansy
You're a gun-toting, cock-smoking, rootin tootin cowboy so yeah you're manlier than they are even if you are a bottom bitch
kek, I swear everyone at work is deaf, no matter at what age.
asking someone to do something more than once is incredibly annoying
get some HGH and dbol while you are at it to please
It's not. Why can't you take after Kaldis' example?
I don't but I won't post it here. What do you play?
Ammm, please observe the first law of thermodynamics
[email protected] get good
I had that same problem
and oh please, just because you dabble with guns does not make you a spit shinnin man with no name
don't lose weight facesitting is better when you're meaty tyvm
I'm getting weird errors
Manlier than THEM though.
looks like it's just you
it's not easy being literally the worst
iirc freklz drinks whiskey straight
but I may be losing my mind
google knows the law I heard
Thats like saying a Pig prides itself in its filth
work on it
I mean, I drink straight jack but I have to already be kinda drunk to do it...and I only mix rum like half the time
Add Chet Chetkowski on Skype or give me your Steam ID and I'll add you in a few days.
Don't lose hope. Rock bottom is a solid foundation to build upon.
You're far from what I'd consider the worst.
rum is a girls drink
im talking about 0 drinks before hand
>a few days
pls no (filename)
youre right, knowledge is trivial isnt it?
i'm very much comfortable in last place thank you
it makes things i do well look like milestones
That's my thing right now but also diversified leg exercises since they're apparently more effective if you have a range of options
man I need to stop thinking about ass
>rum is a girl's drink
PC needs some fixing so it may be at the shop for a bit and I don't have Steam on this laptop. You can always choose the first option.
Is there a problem?
shoot for the moon
its good, but easy to handle, ergo girly
I work out more than avery does that help
can i shoot with a cannon
I just want kaldis to admit I'm manlier than him.
He shoots for the moon when he fantasises about guys with bowlcuts.
I'm surprised you don't have an alternative, anonymous account.
weights over 100lbs?
you can shoot with whatever way you want that can contain a high pressure wave created from gun powder
>things that SF know arent true
I actually use skype for calls, its convenient when you dont know where your phone is
welcome to the ring of fire
also I do drink whiskey straight
I drink most liquor straight
I heard there was abuse being handed out