I play farming simulator.

>>696418108
>I post on 4chan

I'm a nice guy

nice shoes, lets fuck

>>696418108
I like black cocks

>>696418108
>i masturbate to facebook

>>696418108
i like the jews

>>696418108
Please respond. Please. Respond?

>>696418108
You smell like shit

>no money, small dick

>>696418595
>pls

>>696418108
I am the 4chan.

I fucked your dad

>>696418108
I am into feet.

I am Christopher Poole.

Do you like minecraft?

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>>696418108
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>696418108
>Wanna talk about God?

do you play pokemonGo

I am every OP

>>696418108
Hitler did nothing wrong.

You can pay, right?

>>696418486
I read this on a girls pin badge at a gig years ago, after I said it she looked down at her foot wear then smiled and said OK! was a fun night.

I like trap threads.

>>696418108
Make America great again.

>>696418108
>mom said no kissing

>>696418108
It's my best fedora.

>>696418108
Make. America. Great. Again.

>>696418108
What do you vape?

>>696419134
damn we had the same idea

Hillary is a cunt.

>>696418108
All ah ack bar!

Hi,my name's Dan.

Do you play runescape?

>>696418108
"I voted for hilary"

>>696418108
I voted for Hillary

Jetfuel can not meltsteelbeams.

Ich bin Heinrich Himmler!

>>696418886
Fucking lost it, and I'm on a greyhound getting funny looks for uncontrollable muffeled laughter.

suk my dickle bbe

>>696419466
beat ya to it faggot>>696419461

>>696418108
wanna catch some pokemon?

>>696418108
i didn't bathe today

>>696418108
I won't kill you!

it wont suck itself.

>>696418108
I am a brony.

>>696419550

You're not laughing hard enough if you can type.

>>696418108
I Have No Job

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I'm into live-action roleplay.

Can I smell you?

>>696419651
NIGHT ELF MO HAWK

>>696418108

Black lives don't matter.

Hi, I'm a Jew

Gotta catch em all

Do you browse /b/?

Feminine penises aren't gay
Does a contraction count as 2 words?

>>696418108
Do you play WoW?

Do you play GTA?

Do you play CoD?

Do you play Overwatch?

Do you play LoL?

I HOPE AMERICANS DIE

>>696419559
Spelt her name wrong tho so fuk u

I'm a full-on rapist.

The world!
Stop time!

>>696419651
I laughed for at least 2 or 3 minutes before i could settle enough to type.

No condoms, I'm Catholic

>>696419680
>21
dudes like 45

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>>696418108

I have a penis.
>tfw when you realize you have never been on a real date.
>tfw I'll die alone.

>>696418711
You'd be surprised how many women are REALLY turned on by this

>>696419966
you had to hop off ur dads dick first fagit

>>696418108
im voting for hillary

>>696418108
i have the aids

My mom is here.

>>696418108
Do you have penis?

Is OP a fgt?

>>696420034
No they don't they're creeped out by it, I know from experience.

my herpes looks better

my dad's a squirter

vagina makes me giggle

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>>696420034
You keep telling yourself that.

mom showed me how

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>>696420034

>>696419987
Level ≠ age

I MAKE BIG CUMMIES

>>696418108

Honestly, I love traps.

>>696418108
I play flight simulator

>>696418108
Hitler is my king

>>696418108
I am live sharing

>>696418108

Anal leakage sucks, eh?

I moderate a subreddit

>>696418108
I came too soon.

>>696418108
My waifu comes first.

I work at Wendy's.

>>696418108
You fat fucking pig.

I love female Ghostbusters

>>696418108
i forgot my wallet

>>696420751
I fucked your mom.

>>696418108
Banana pictures are funny

>>696418108
i am from USA

I have school tomorrow

>>696420817
>>696420751
You smell like cock.

>>696420176
>>696420278
>>696420314
Well if you approach it like a spastic maniac yeah your right it'll come off as creepy

reply or mom dies

>>696418108
I'm brock, I'm from pewter city, want to be my girlfriend?

>>696418108
I support Syrian refugees.

>>696418108
You want my babby?

Ylyl thread no bananas

>>696418108
I'm voting for Hillary.

gib 2 me succ

>>696418108
Who is your waifu?

>>696418108
Please rate my sister.

>>696418108
I eat man ass.

I dont follow the rules

new ghstbusters was good

poo in the loo

>>696418108
I watch furry porn.

Tfw no qt gf

Show me your knees.

>>696420418
What if your date was a trap? Kek

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Desu desu desu desu.

>>696421088
Watch out for this hothead also check em

I have testicular cancer.

>>696419052
hows that aids treating you?

>>696418108
Give me the succ.

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I HAVE PREFERRED PRONOUNS

Do you browse /r9k/?

Hello m'am im op

Smells like black people.

My butt says hi.

I've been fucking your sister.

Nice meme! *tips tophat*

tits and timestamp bb

IF YAAA SMEEEEEEEEEEEELLLALALALALALAALA what the rock is cocking

>>696420955
>not getting it

>>696421754
slam tight piggy

On a scale from 0 to 10 I'd give you a 7.

Do you eat scat?

Make me a sandwich.

Mother fucking bix noodz.

Well done steak please

Hello and goodbye skank

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LAST NUMBARZ TEH SAEM

That's my wiping hand

i drive a prius

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>>696418108
>>696418108
Fuck off bitch goodbye

>>696418108
cant stump the trump

Don't tell Mommy, OK?

>>696418769
underrated

>>696418108
i have terminal cancer

my ass is bleeding

i killed my parents

i have super AIDS

>>696418108
I hate them niggers

>>696420023
How old are you?

>>696418108
Hope you like rape

I see dead people

I love you deeply

>>696418108
Are you into niggers?

>>696418108
Would you fuck me?

>>696418108
eat my fat dick

Not four words but the best line is
Jeez you don't sweat much for a fat chick

>>696425135
I'd fuck me

>>696418108

my condom's on already

>>696418108
suck my dick NOW

>>696419052
You don't have to lie anon. We all know the truth already. A man walked up to you at a concert and said "nice shoes, let's fuck" and so you did.

>>696425340
kek

>>696418108
Jetfuel cant melt steelbeams

Can we fuck please

>>696418108
I fuck little kids

Meet my wife's son

>>696421356

Depends on your circle. For some people this would result in instant pussy. For guys and girls.

I like watching Onision

>>696421481

I think your ability to follow instructions would turn them off first anon

Cactus cloud train dance.

My cum tastes alright

>>696418108
I'm living with AIDS

Get away from me

You do swallow right ?

That trainwreck nug nug

Do you suck nostrils?

>>696425294

I have been with girls who I constantly fat shame.

And by "been with" I mean occasionally show up to their house at 2am to get my end wet after an unsuccessful night at the club and/or my preferred girl/s aren't available .

During the week I'd message her about how fat she is. And how I don't really like fat chicks.

I'm a bad person

>>696424818
18

>>696426751
And by "girls" you mean men

>>696426830

I'm 33 and never been on a date. But married now.

>>696426915

Nah was a Muslim chick. Wore a tudong. Was a fat cock loving slut though who would literally gush when she came

I have to beans and oats

>>696426982
>never dated
>married

pick one.

>>696427131
And by "Muslim chick" you mean...

>>696418108
I wanna fuck you

>>696427221

My wife let me be bone her after one night of drinking. She kind of hung around after that, we fucked a few more times, and I grew to quite like her and became bf/gf.

A few years later we got married. Never officially "dated".

This is pretty much what happened with every chick I've been with (except the marrying part). I don't think I've ever been on a proper "date"

>>696427221
What is an arranged marriage for 1000

>>696418108
do you like scatplay?

>>696427344

Mudslime.

She was ugly af. But it was kind of hot seeing her little covered head bouncing up and down on my Christian dick.

And by little head i mean compared to her hulking body

Want the old lickaroo?

>>696418108
I've had rabies shots.

>>696418108
plz retunr to 9fag/fuckblr/resh¡t

The game. You lost.

>>696418108
$420 in the bank
*sob* its actually 212 with change

>>696427709
Sounds like a dude

>>696428153

Nah. Just a fat ugly mudslime who had no self esteem and would let me face fuck her on the side of the street

I listen to metal.

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I have a fursuit

>>696418108
Pussy punch a bitch?

This is snek *sssss*

i want to die

>>696419035
Damn, you beat me to it

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>>696427536
God damn my sides are in orbit.

>>696418108
I professionally play cs:go

I only fuck babies

>>696418108

I'm going in dry.

>>696418108
Do U Like Mudkips

>>696419214
>damn we had the same idea
that's six words feggit

>>696428663
and both of you beat me on thinking it..

Ghostbusters really sucked knob

>>696418108
Hillary clinton for president

>>696418108
You gonna eat that?

Want to see ghostbusters 2?

I really like anal

Shit, forgot food stamps.

So, you like furries?

>>696418108
Lick my shit pipe

i'd rather fuck your sister

>>696429868

I want someone to use this on tinder

>>696429315

It would probably only be ruined for bringing that shit tier movie up. Not for saying it sucked.
>You wanna watch Ghostbusters?

>>696429887
retard

>>696429887
5 words faggot.

>>696430010
that would definitely ruin a date, you're a fucking retard
>>696430010
that is 5 words

>>696418108
I don't pull out

Time to die bitch

>>696418108
i like femdom strapon

>>696418108
I'm a tom girl.

Do you like memes?

>>696418108
My diaper is full

>>696420023
Everyone either dies alone or dies knowing the person they love is going to spend the rest of their life as an empty shell waiting to die

i'd rather browse 4chan

I play video games

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nice to meet you

>>696418108
My phone's password [is] Nigger

>>696418108
Dragon dildo loli porn

you laugh you lose

>>696418108
i'm voting for trump

I like feminine penis

niggers are people too

I make big cums.

I only need three

>>696418108
a have the aids

My name a chef

fedoras are awesome

Dogs fuck my ass

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>>696420278
>>696420176
>mfw I tried to troll a gf once during sex, and started sucking her toes while I fucked her
>mfw it totally backfired b/c she really got off it... like REALLY got off on it
>mfw her reaction creeped me the fuck out and it took me a month or so get over the fact that my gf was a reverse foot freak
OC I never let on to the fact that I was creeped out, she just thought I was experimental and kinky in bed

>>696418108
Pokemon Go or GTFO

>>696418108
your tongue
my anus

>>696432476
wipe anus with tongue?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>696418108
do ass you dad

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

696432658<<

>>696432325
Lucky bastard...i wish I met a kinky girl that likes to have her toes sucked

>>696419622
that will get you sucked off
steel panther can confirm

>>696432906
>696432658<<

your favorite contraceptive bitch?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10835303/r

ever used a strap-on?

"How about you pay?"

>>696418108
You guys are getting too fancy.
"I forgot my wallet."

I am currently unemployed.

Sharpie in the pooper?

>>696419077
People who like those are really fucked up.

i identify as lesbian

I'm voting for Trump

>>696418108
Well hello there m'lady

>>696431471

ayy lmao
> 2016 not doing big cums

you're paying right?

>>696421057
>Who is your waifu?
>Not husbando.
Are you a lesbian?

Do you ATM sharpies?

Are you a sharpie?

>>696432942
looking back, I should've realized something was up. She was meticulous about her feet being clean and would even wash them every night before bed, similar to how girls will wash their faces before going to bed. That was the reason why I didn't mind putting them in my mouth in the first place. I don't even think about feet so her reaction was just so unexpected for me, lol.

>>696425330
I'd fuck me so hard.

Do you even lift?

>>696419137
balls

Hi my name is....

im right your wrong

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>>696418108
I can't count.

I wanna choke you.