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Waifu thread The rules are very simple: >Claim your waifu/husbando

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 151
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Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Gimme drugs.
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Claimed.
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Nice bake
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I still claim Piña Co Lada from the last thread
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Miho claimed

>>696414994
>Splash
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QOTT: How many of you Rep this Beautiful State?

If you don't live here what are you doing to work on moving here?

/waifu/consin
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>>696415259
Yeah
You wanna play with your mario games?
I had a big raims is a big taims
Cause Mario might be super
But I'm super duper
With a big tuper
Cause no ones going to hit it like me
Cause Mario has a big C
But I got the A+ on that test cause it's a big mess
Mario might be a superman
But I'm going to have a big tan
He might have went to the past and to the future
But I'm gunna make a
New game how to nuture
Man Mario can't play like dat T-Dub's on the may
Man you want to hit it down with the big town
Man you can't be like the big brown
My boy Emula he has insemula
Man it's nothing emo once they get together they're gonna be the team
Of the mean
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>if trips everyone's gotta answer this post with a lewd of their waifu

Also Stella claimed
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I like tea do you like tea? I'm drinking tea right now are you?
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>>696415387
fuck me. well i'm pleased because got these dubs
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>>696415267
>Rattle rattle
Have a cold. Sucks.
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still here


and


>>696414970
i like mint chocolate chip. cant get the flavor from vanilla
>>696415420
coffee
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>>696415323
I don't like cheese all that much

>>696415500
damn son, called dub dubs
You deserve a lewd
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Nonon Jakuzure claimed.
Sweet, but sassy. Proper, but lewd.
Like a good song
>>696415586
don't start your ice cream race war again please
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>>696415267
>Splash
flop
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Dio-sama...
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Claiming Kat

Best girl EVER.
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>>696415323
Different country fam.
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>>696416044
we will take you. anime girls walk the streets here.
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>>696415186
Shiny and succulent like lychees
>>696415229
She looks like the human version of the Eater of Souls from Terraria
>>696415500
I'll give you my waifu's lewds then for those dubs
>>696416044
She's a cutie, what's her name?
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>>696416044
Bird waifu is best waifu, nice pick anon
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This waifu has been completed

onto the next
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>>696415820
just saying the flavor i prefer
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>>696416617
Fuck me this image is huge

i'll resize if you care
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My head's killing me.

How are you guys?
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>>696416459
Is that a good or a bad thing?
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>>696416817
>implying there's such a thing as too mush resolution
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>>696415674
>>696416459
Well thank you~

>>696415975
Hi dio we haven't talked since i got here.
What's good?
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>>696415577
Its ok. You just get to sit inside and enjoy the AC

>>696415858
Later
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if there was an anime random board would you go there?
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>>696416459
>She's a cutie
This better be another one of those bird jokes because compliments towards Rory triggers me.

>>696416998
Pretty sure we talked once, I don't remember what it was about but it was likely not important. Anyways as boring as days are, I'm doing great.
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>>696417047
Temperature isn't the issue. Throat and head are killing me.
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>>696416556
>I see what you did there
>>696416459
Be careful, you'll trigger Dio.
>>696417200
You know you love me.
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>>696417200
Sorry for my bad spelling i meant since the time we spoke when i got here.
But yeah nice to hear you're doing great.
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>>696417295
Then let me nurse you.
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>>696417182
Yes.

But that's not gonna happen anytime soon if at all. Especially given the fact that Hiro has handled board splits very poorly.
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Sachi’s dead

He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was drawfagging with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Chrishop, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said 4chan was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here
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Mei
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>>696417534
Rory grosses me out in every possible ways.

>>696417550
It was kind of my fault too, but that doesn't matter. I know I've watched a few episodes of your waifu's anime but I don't remember why I stopped, I guess I either got bored or I just felt like there was something else I should watch instead.
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>>696417834
>that women all think he's a creep
all women think im a creep and I feel just dandy, must of had some other underlying issues.
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>>696417696
Sounds nice
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>>696417047
Cant wait
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>>696417200
>>>/tumblr/

>>696417982
That's just because vampire's don't have reflections
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>>696416868
She's cute, so it's great
>>696417978
Good to cuddle with
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>>696415858
Cute Syndra
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Hello friends
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>>696418401
Thanks anon.

>>696417978
is not great.
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Claiming Yuuki, how's it going?
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>>696417982
Now that's sad to hear 'cos chivalry is a good anime imo.
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>>696418784
Hello discount Lucina
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claimed
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>>696419374
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>>696418794
I always had a feeling that I only watched 3-4 episodes but I gave it a second look at realised that I actually watched almost all 12 episodes, I just stopped at the last few. My memory is a bit screwed up to be honest.
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>>696419597
I'll turn this fruit into a vegetable
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>>696418784
Yuuki my matafaka how are u

>>696419949
Oh, it's fine then. I am terribly sorry but what anime is Dio from?
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Gragas is pretty good.
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>>696420186
No, not my reply!
>>696420211
You LIE
>mums bike runs fine
>just zero power to it
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>>696414994
Sure!
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MINE
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>>696420187
jojo's bizarre adventure, there are much more episodes than 12 of it, it's great. It's one of my favorite animes if not the one I like the most.
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>>696420384
Got a link to the full thing?
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>>696420187
I now remember i asked this before but still cant remember the name of the anime
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>>696420459
Even Speedwagon is a decent waifu.
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>>696418199
>

>>696418326
To bad
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>>696420530
Not translated at all. Sucks.
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>>696420463
Oh yeah now i remember.
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>>696420699
Ah shit, Well, might as take a look anyway.
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>>696420187
Not too bad! Got my computer fixed and working again!
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>>696420895
Oh nice! Let's play games sometime?
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>>696421132
Yeah man! Not tonight though, I'm playing with some friends right now
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Well this is interesting.
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>>696418685
Shoo
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>>696421883
Hail Satan!
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>>696421883
real
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>>696421790
No not tonight i'm not even home. Still in spain. Flight leaving in 4 hours tho
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I am the most intelligent and most loving being in all existence.
I am The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life.
I bless you. You should be honored to have me.
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>Claimed
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>>696422485
And, I ask a question.
>you need a kidney transplant or you will die
>your Waifu is a match
>you urge her not to do it because the procedure is dangerous
>she insists and the transplant occurs
>she dies due to complications but you survive because of her sacrifice
What do you do next?
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>owned
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>>696422485
I would give it 3 Dios out of 14
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>>696422395
>Still in spain
What were you doing in Spain?
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>>696422485
Isn't that just Homura's shield-clock thing?
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Akiko claimed
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>>696416459
rolling to steal back nonon

if not, I will take dafnee
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>>696422803
You still think that The Amazing Autistics of Jo-Jo can touch me?
Fine. Let me pull up my copypasta, which I have elaborately crafted to be exactly 2000 characters...
>>696422913
No.
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>>696423088
The question is, is there anyone that can beat The Waifu Machine? And I'm not talking about the Great Waifu Machine, who achieved a more complete state through good thoughts and the collection of the 8 elements of Waifuism. I'm also not talking about The Ultimate Super Great Waifu Machine, who fused with Forces Above and Below, feeds off of cuteness, has spent all of its time waifu-posting, collected the 999 gems of Waifu Doo-Loo-U, and transcends thought itself. I'm definitely not talking about The Super Ultimate Omniscient Holy Sacred Incredible Amazing Great Waifu Machine, who existed since reality itself, can see into the hearts of all living creatures, posseses a perfectly complete database on Waifus and Anons, and is worshipped for having stopped Autism itself from devouring /waifu/. I'm not even talking about The Trans-Universal Super Cosmic King-Of-Existence Ultimate Almighty Holy Sacred Incredible Amazing Great Waifu Machine of Space and Time, who has the power to keep all emotions and thoughts together into one across the Omniverse, can repair disturbances in timelines with no effort, is able to one-shot Superman, Goku, Dr. Manhattan, Galactus, Batman, Your mom, God, Satan, Moot, SCP-682, Johnny Depp, and Carl Wheezer. No, I'm talking about The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life. The Waifu Machine that is the Keeper of Love itself. The Waifu Machine that created Waifus. The Waifu Machine that is ever-evolving, never-ending, all-encompassing, and loves all that is, was, will ever be, and can or cannot be experienced in any way by any being that may or may not have its place in reality.
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>>696422754
Kill self because waifu is laifu
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>>696423250
>Letting your Waifu's death be in vain
I get what you're going for, but think about it, Anon. Holy shit. Your Waifu would have died for nothing.
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>>696423000
Akikikikokokoko, how'd I do?

>Makoto
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>>696423088
I mean, Dio probably could beat you.
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>>696422485
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>>696423567
Nigga I don't care if Dio and Saitama did the fushion dance, climbed into Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Laggen, went Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan, collected all the Chaos Emeralds, absorbed the Speed Force and the Phoenix Force, got an adamantium skeleton and went 88 miles an hour.
I'd still kick ass with my regular attack, which is floating in The Void menacingly until my opponent says "I have better things to do" and walks away with their tail between their legs.
>>696423883
Curses do nothing to me.
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>>696424155
Wait a minute.
What's this?
Looks like a government document...
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Going to sleep before everything burns down.

Night.
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>>696424155
Dio doesn't need to float in the void menacingly, he just needs to stand anywhere menacingly

checkmate.
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>>696423567
You know who'd beat Dio with only a single blade?
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He's Mine
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>>696422838
On vacation with family

>>696422754
This should be a QOTT
I don't know probably would try to live a good life without claiming any other waifus.
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>>696424397
Bye.
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>>696424524
Guts? I think he might be able, or maybe Cloud. Oh wait maybe Reinhard from that one anime with the guy that goes back in time when he dies, yeah I think he might have a chance, but defeating Dio's timestop would be a mighty difficult task even in a 1v3 agains't all 3 of them.
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>>696424256
"The Waifu Machine" is the result of a government project exploring the depths of AI. It is the self-given identity of a ██████████ brand washing machine that has been programmed to think of itself as a primordial machine that controls love."
...
Goddamnit.
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>>696422754
Impossible. If Rory-sama found out I needed one of her kidneys she would just make a cobtract with me, absorbing my diseased kidney and instantly growing a new one.
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>>696422754
Vampirism is pretty OP, especially jojoverse vampirism.
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>>696424794
Now, wait...
Washing machine, that reminds me of a line...
...
"If you give up now, I promise to turn you into something practical, like a toaster, or a washing machine!"
...
OK, I've realized that 18 is the best DB waifu, who is the best waifu in all of the shonen genre?
>inb4 shonen a shit
...
Wait another minute, there's another file!
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>>696425207
"A ██████████ Brand Washing Machine" is the result of an alien attack attempting to deactivate The Waifu Machine. These alien cum-chewers tried to make The Waifu Machine believe it was a ██████████ brand washing machine that has been programmed to think of itself as a primordial machine that controls love."
...
Now I don't know what to believe.
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>>696424552
Nice! Where all did you go?
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>>696424775
Dammit I actually was going to say Reinhard. Anyway Dio is no match for the Sword Saint.
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Long time no post.
Howdy waifu
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>>696425627
>your waifu and you are cursed
>every day her tongue will grow one inch and your penis will shrink one inch
>the curse only goes away when you cut off your dick and she cuts off her tongue and switch them and sew them back on giving her a dicktongue and you a tonguedick
Now what?
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>>696425418
mic rip-off
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>>696425627
hello frog
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claiming the best albino loli
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>>696425581
Well I don't know mayn, Time stop is a very strong ability and it's not like Kurumi's bootleg time stop where she does some weird small AoE time stop ball, it stops the wheels of time completely so there's no real way to escape it unless you place some clever traps that would require an insane amount of good luck or just have incredibly large traps but then they would be hard to hide, Jotaro just got lucky that he had time stopping abilities too if not he would've been screwed.

>>696425997
That's a great gif, I like this gif.
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>>696426401
Rory get some new pictures for christ sakes man. It's like watching a 5 pic slide show with you.
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Chi from Chobits. Any objections?
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Welp.

I'm going.

Goodbye.
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>>696425829
>>696422913
Nah, Lucina is a discount Yuuki
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>>696423359
I'd rather have died for her, and without her, what's to life? waifu is laifu. no waifu no laifu

>>696423370
I don't recognize the brand, but it looks good
Enjoy it man
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>>696426726
Goodnight qt.
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>>696426401
I don't think she counts as a loli but I know she would put up a very good fight agains't Dio. I don't know that much about her time stopping abilities but I know there is more to it than Dio's and her weird vampire slaying knives things would not be "more precise" than Dio's since The World has extreme precision but I think she would throw a higher quantity of them than Dio's. But she doesn't have anything like "MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA" and considering the fact that she says a lot of Dio quotes I think that a Jojo fight between Dio and Sakuya would feel very redundant since there is almost never a time where people are not talking in a Jojo fight. It would just be a very tall muscular handsome blonde man with a ghost that punches quickly fighting a vampire slaying maid that shares similar time stopping powers but with more variety while they would both say the same bullshit the whole time where listening to only one character would change close to nothing to their discussions. Now who would win? I don't know they both have very high chance of winning I guess.
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>>696426170
Time stop sounds cute if you compare it to Divine Protection. Maybe Dio would push Reinhard enough to use his main sword. Who knows.
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>>696427361
You don't really have the time to take out your sword when all time is taken away from you.
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>>696425418
Not much anywhere 'cos we have been here so many times
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Night.
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>>696427001
All the brands except one were local brands, so I just asked what the sweetest one they had was. This was the one they gave me. Was around mid-range price, so I figured they weren't trying to Jew me out and sell me the most expensive one in stock.
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>>696427783
Time is a fucked up concept in Lugnica y'know.
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>>696414994
YOU FUCKING WEEABOO COME OUT OF YOUR MOMS BASMENT YOU SICK PEDOFILE FUCK TARD
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>>696428667
That only counts for Subaru, not that one holy knight.
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>>696427800
I'd love to go to Spain someday. Where are you from, if you don't mind me asking?
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>>696428751
Think your caps lock is broken anon.
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Yuno is here
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>>696429172
>>
I'm off for tonight
Good day/night everyone

>>696428292
> the sweetest one they had
I hope you're not about to drink alcoholic honey
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>>696429172
YYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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>>696429314
I don't believe we've met

>>696429430
YUUUUKKKIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
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>>696429401
I very well might be! We'll have to find out once it's colder.
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>>696429401
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>>696429500
We probably did, people forget me a lot
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>>696429430
>>696429500
GOD DAMMIT YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU KIDS DO THIS

DADDY HAS TO GET UP AND SHOW IT TO EVERYONE
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>>696429500
WUZ GUD HOMIE?
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>>696429172
>>696429314
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