The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Gimme drugs.
I still claim Piña Co Lada from the last thread
QOTT: How many of you Rep this Beautiful State?
If you don't live here what are you doing to work on moving here?
You wanna play with your mario games?
I had a big raims is a big taims
Cause Mario might be super
But I'm super duper
With a big tuper
Cause no ones going to hit it like me
Cause Mario has a big C
But I got the A+ on that test cause it's a big mess
Mario might be a superman
But I'm going to have a big tan
He might have went to the past and to the future
But I'm gunna make a
New game how to nuture
Man Mario can't play like dat T-Dub's on the may
Man you want to hit it down with the big town
Man you can't be like the big brown
My boy Emula he has insemula
Man it's nothing emo once they get together they're gonna be the team
Of the mean
>if trips everyone's gotta answer this post with a lewd of their waifu
Also Stella claimed
I like tea do you like tea? I'm drinking tea right now are you?
fuck me. well i'm pleased because got these dubs
i like mint chocolate chip. cant get the flavor from vanilla
I don't like cheese all that much
damn son, called dub dubs
You deserve a lewd
Nonon Jakuzure claimed.
Sweet, but sassy. Proper, but lewd.
Like a good song
don't start your ice cream race war again please
Best girl EVER.
Shiny and succulent like lychees
She looks like the human version of the Eater of Souls from Terraria
I'll give you my waifu's lewds then for those dubs
She's a cutie, what's her name?
Bird waifu is best waifu, nice pick anon
just saying the flavor i prefer
Well thank you~
Hi dio we haven't talked since i got here.
Its ok. You just get to sit inside and enjoy the AC
>She's a cutie
This better be another one of those bird jokes because compliments towards Rory triggers me.
Pretty sure we talked once, I don't remember what it was about but it was likely not important. Anyways as boring as days are, I'm doing great.
Temperature isn't the issue. Throat and head are killing me.
>I see what you did there
Be careful, you'll trigger Dio.
You know you love me.
Sorry for my bad spelling i meant since the time we spoke when i got here.
But yeah nice to hear you're doing great.
But that's not gonna happen anytime soon if at all. Especially given the fact that Hiro has handled board splits very poorly.
He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was drawfagging with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Chrishop, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said 4chan was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here
Rory grosses me out in every possible ways.
It was kind of my fault too, but that doesn't matter. I know I've watched a few episodes of your waifu's anime but I don't remember why I stopped, I guess I either got bored or I just felt like there was something else I should watch instead.
She's cute, so it's great
Good to cuddle with
is not great.
Claiming Yuuki, how's it going?
Now that's sad to hear 'cos chivalry is a good anime imo.
I always had a feeling that I only watched 3-4 episodes but I gave it a second look at realised that I actually watched almost all 12 episodes, I just stopped at the last few. My memory is a bit screwed up to be honest.
Yuuki my matafaka how are u
Oh, it's fine then. I am terribly sorry but what anime is Dio from?
No, not my reply!
>mums bike runs fine
>just zero power to it
jojo's bizarre adventure, there are much more episodes than 12 of it, it's great. It's one of my favorite animes if not the one I like the most.
I now remember i asked this before but still cant remember the name of the anime
Not translated at all. Sucks.
I speak the truth!
>Welcome to 250cc land.
Not too bad! Got my computer fixed and working again!
Yeah man! Not tonight though, I'm playing with some friends right now
Well this is interesting.
No not tonight i'm not even home. Still in spain. Flight leaving in 4 hours tho
I am the most intelligent and most loving being in all existence.
I am The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life.
I bless you. You should be honored to have me.
And, I ask a question.
>you need a kidney transplant or you will die
>your Waifu is a match
>you urge her not to do it because the procedure is dangerous
>she insists and the transplant occurs
>she dies due to complications but you survive because of her sacrifice
What do you do next?
I would give it 3 Dios out of 14
>Still in spain
What were you doing in Spain?
Isn't that just Homura's shield-clock thing?
rolling to steal back nonon
if not, I will take dafnee
You still think that The Amazing Autistics of Jo-Jo can touch me?
Fine. Let me pull up my copypasta, which I have elaborately crafted to be exactly 2000 characters...
The question is, is there anyone that can beat The Waifu Machine? And I'm not talking about the Great Waifu Machine, who achieved a more complete state through good thoughts and the collection of the 8 elements of Waifuism. I'm also not talking about The Ultimate Super Great Waifu Machine, who fused with Forces Above and Below, feeds off of cuteness, has spent all of its time waifu-posting, collected the 999 gems of Waifu Doo-Loo-U, and transcends thought itself. I'm definitely not talking about The Super Ultimate Omniscient Holy Sacred Incredible Amazing Great Waifu Machine, who existed since reality itself, can see into the hearts of all living creatures, posseses a perfectly complete database on Waifus and Anons, and is worshipped for having stopped Autism itself from devouring /waifu/. I'm not even talking about The Trans-Universal Super Cosmic King-Of-Existence Ultimate Almighty Holy Sacred Incredible Amazing Great Waifu Machine of Space and Time, who has the power to keep all emotions and thoughts together into one across the Omniverse, can repair disturbances in timelines with no effort, is able to one-shot Superman, Goku, Dr. Manhattan, Galactus, Batman, Your mom, God, Satan, Moot, SCP-682, Johnny Depp, and Carl Wheezer. No, I'm talking about The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life. The Waifu Machine that is the Keeper of Love itself. The Waifu Machine that created Waifus. The Waifu Machine that is ever-evolving, never-ending, all-encompassing, and loves all that is, was, will ever be, and can or cannot be experienced in any way by any being that may or may not have its place in reality.
I mean, Dio probably could beat you.
Nigga I don't care if Dio and Saitama did the fushion dance, climbed into Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Laggen, went Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan, collected all the Chaos Emeralds, absorbed the Speed Force and the Phoenix Force, got an adamantium skeleton and went 88 miles an hour.
I'd still kick ass with my regular attack, which is floating in The Void menacingly until my opponent says "I have better things to do" and walks away with their tail between their legs.
Curses do nothing to me.
Wait a minute.
Looks like a government document...
Going to sleep before everything burns down.
Dio doesn't need to float in the void menacingly, he just needs to stand anywhere menacingly
You know who'd beat Dio with only a single blade?
On vacation with family
This should be a QOTT
I don't know probably would try to live a good life without claiming any other waifus.
Guts? I think he might be able, or maybe Cloud. Oh wait maybe Reinhard from that one anime with the guy that goes back in time when he dies, yeah I think he might have a chance, but defeating Dio's timestop would be a mighty difficult task even in a 1v3 agains't all 3 of them.
"The Waifu Machine" is the result of a government project exploring the depths of AI. It is the self-given identity of a ██████████ brand washing machine that has been programmed to think of itself as a primordial machine that controls love."
Impossible. If Rory-sama found out I needed one of her kidneys she would just make a cobtract with me, absorbing my diseased kidney and instantly growing a new one.
Vampirism is pretty OP, especially jojoverse vampirism.
Washing machine, that reminds me of a line...
"If you give up now, I promise to turn you into something practical, like a toaster, or a washing machine!"
OK, I've realized that 18 is the best DB waifu, who is the best waifu in all of the shonen genre?
>inb4 shonen a shit
Wait another minute, there's another file!
"A ██████████ Brand Washing Machine" is the result of an alien attack attempting to deactivate The Waifu Machine. These alien cum-chewers tried to make The Waifu Machine believe it was a ██████████ brand washing machine that has been programmed to think of itself as a primordial machine that controls love."
Now I don't know what to believe.
Nice! Where all did you go?
Dammit I actually was going to say Reinhard. Anyway Dio is no match for the Sword Saint.
>your waifu and you are cursed
>every day her tongue will grow one inch and your penis will shrink one inch
>the curse only goes away when you cut off your dick and she cuts off her tongue and switch them and sew them back on giving her a dicktongue and you a tonguedick
Well I don't know mayn, Time stop is a very strong ability and it's not like Kurumi's bootleg time stop where she does some weird small AoE time stop ball, it stops the wheels of time completely so there's no real way to escape it unless you place some clever traps that would require an insane amount of good luck or just have incredibly large traps but then they would be hard to hide, Jotaro just got lucky that he had time stopping abilities too if not he would've been screwed.
That's a great gif, I like this gif.
Dio would lose to a loli. Sakuya Izayoi.
Chi from Chobits. Any objections?
Nah, Lucina is a discount Yuuki
I'd rather have died for her, and without her, what's to life? waifu is laifu. no waifu no laifu
I don't recognize the brand, but it looks good
Enjoy it man
I don't think she counts as a loli but I know she would put up a very good fight agains't Dio. I don't know that much about her time stopping abilities but I know there is more to it than Dio's and her weird vampire slaying knives things would not be "more precise" than Dio's since The World has extreme precision but I think she would throw a higher quantity of them than Dio's. But she doesn't have anything like "MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA" and considering the fact that she says a lot of Dio quotes I think that a Jojo fight between Dio and Sakuya would feel very redundant since there is almost never a time where people are not talking in a Jojo fight. It would just be a very tall muscular handsome blonde man with a ghost that punches quickly fighting a vampire slaying maid that shares similar time stopping powers but with more variety while they would both say the same bullshit the whole time where listening to only one character would change close to nothing to their discussions. Now who would win? I don't know they both have very high chance of winning I guess.
Time stop sounds cute if you compare it to Divine Protection. Maybe Dio would push Reinhard enough to use his main sword. Who knows.
You don't really have the time to take out your sword when all time is taken away from you.
Not much anywhere 'cos we have been here so many times
All the brands except one were local brands, so I just asked what the sweetest one they had was. This was the one they gave me. Was around mid-range price, so I figured they weren't trying to Jew me out and sell me the most expensive one in stock.
Time is a fucked up concept in Lugnica y'know.
That only counts for Subaru, not that one holy knight.
I'd love to go to Spain someday. Where are you from, if you don't mind me asking?
I'm off for tonight
Good day/night everyone
> the sweetest one they had
I hope you're not about to drink alcoholic honey
I don't believe we've met
I very well might be! We'll have to find out once it's colder.
GOD DAMMIT YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU KIDS DO THIS
DADDY HAS TO GET UP AND SHOW IT TO EVERYONE
The best, Dio. The best.