Gay things with hair where there wasn't hair before
guess it isn't happening. oh well.
you already have it.
i don't even have a buttpic anymore, and fuck if i'm going to get up and take one
no, I still have 30 minutes left here
I spent my whole shift researching computer parts though
Sounds boring. Then again, my job is boring too.
got a big check the other day so I'm gonna build me a new desktop
Are you building it because yours is shitty at the moment or are you planning on playing some games?
both of those
well not "shitty" so much as "slowly dying" and "is a laptop"
As a forewarning, the CPU "Crunch" is natural.
remember its not rape if they have an erection
thanks happy birthday
As long as one person has an erection its okay.
oh, I see
got anything special planned
Not much. 27 now.
Looking forward to going back to work, which is an awful thing I wish I never have to say again
hopefully you will find better work somewhere else
like wisconsin. can always get a job at a native american casino ;^)
but really, its time to make dat money. Are you feeling okay now? dont hurt yourself again
my mum wants to come see me this morning. After that I'll probably try to sleep to get into the right sleep pattern for work
I'm feeling better. And it'll just be a wednesday shift so it's a good starting shift to make sure I'm okay
If my back starts hurting I'll need to go back to my doctor immediately
that sounds like an excellent birthday honestly
here have a birthday kiss from me
I had to pay for my pain pills, but that's all.
It depends on your doctor though.
when I had skin cancer it costed me a total of 50 bucks.
aww thanks man
happy birthday to nef, happy birthday to nef, happy birthday you faaaaggooooot happy birthday to nef
have you received your obligatory birthday punches
>hair on fur
stop this absolute retardation
Yeah, like anyone I know IRL is dumb enough to try that on me.
I say to her "Guess what you're getting for your birthday?" and she knows how to play ball
>bribing your kid to not punch you
mom of the year for you
also you stole that kid's dubs you dick
So close, yet no cigar.
It's my birthday and I'll GET if I want to.
Meme magic is real!
May our new fuhrer reveal himself and usher in a new world order.
Truly the frog god is the way of the future.
No fuck you
I just had 3 dubs in a row, I'm done for a while
KEK can fuckin' praise me
Nah, I'm too injured at the moment to really have a good go at it, plus I got work tomorrow. Taking a rain check til next month.
>KEK can fuckin' praise me
>doesn't get dubs
you've angered him.
I said I was done for a while. 3 sets of dubs is good enough. I ain't greedy
KEK doesn't take breaks, neffers.
That's because he doesn't do any work. Can't take breaks if you've nothing to break from.
KEK is always at work in our world, and he's just told you not to doubt him!
Then why did Erdogan's fake military coup work?
Maybe he's focusing too hard on dubs and not doing what is needed.
Also I heard that corrupt DNC lady just got hired by Clinton the moment she resigned. That gave me a chuckle
Turkroaches anger KEK, he doesn't feel the need to help their ungrateful roach asses.
Yeah, that was funny. Dude I'm IN philly, the protestors are going full nutty.
Daily reminder that if you suspect Erdogan was behind the coup then you were probably an actual conspirator in the coup against Erdogan.
Chet confirmed Turkroach Islamist apologist.
Wait, there ARE actual protestors?
I haven't been to /pol/ in a few days, so most of what I know is there was leaks and it's likely to have no legal repercussions for the people involved.
I would conspire to coup against Erdogan
I'd rather secular turks than religious ones.
Fuck that was a trainwreck
Unlike at the RNC, yes, there are indeed real protestors. On the subway there were a bunch of fat white people with bernie shirts and signs, and literally outside my house is a "black men for bernie" truck.
>People actually care about turkey
>implying turkey isnt just another third world shithole and its only significance is strategic placement for NATO aircraft.
Turkey is absolutely not just another third world shithole. On top of being fairly developed, they're a former, and very recent, empire. They're more analogous to a Muslim Russia than anything.
dont be silly turkey isn't a real place
it's like tamriel or narnia
>Turkey is absolutely not just another third world shithole
Stopped reading there