Cops arrested me after I got caught for motor vehicle theft.

>>696330752
escape.

call 911

>>696331057
that would be fun, but then u will have no phone :P

>>696330752
kill self, post resutls.aedgrfgq

>>696330752
>>696331111
also check em

000-54564-555

234-555

>>696330752
order pizza
have the delivery guy help you get out

>>696331111
OooooPs!

YGJI-8329-00-4

good Im glad a stupid paki fuck like you got caught stealing

enjoy time in jail faggot

>>696330752
what country, anon?
must not be burgerland cuz no niggers

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>>696331394
Finland

mitä yritit pölliä :D

>>696331497
what kind of car did they accuse you of stealing? anything nice?

can you smoke in jails there?
maybe for a hustle you could videotape other prisoners having sex and upload it to the cloud for them to view after they get out

also, you can call a bail bonds man. Did they tell you what it'll cost to make bail?

>>696331596
>>696331632
I've been stealing cars for a living but this time I fucked it up cuz I went for a risky move and tried to steal a Ferrari 458. It was the only black Ferrari in this city so cops found it out too easy.

Wait did you stick a iphone shaped phone in your ass, and what do you do you go 4chan. Fucking hell

tell us about the arrest, anon, what happened, allegedly?

>>696331831
Tried to steal a Ferrari.

>>696331781
So far seems I cant. I just got here an hour ago.

>>696331805
>It was the only black Ferrari
kek
knew a guy that had a ferrari. He was going lord knows how fast on the freeway in the early morning and passed the cops like they were standing still. He thought he got away with it, until they nabbed him at a stoplight 15 minutes later. He had probably the only red ferrari in the city, much less at that time of the morning. I've no idea how he thought they wouldn't notice him.

>>696331987
>>696331805
what type of cars do you usually steal?
how many does 1 car usually bring you in terms of profit?

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what the fuck is going on in this thread...

ei ehkä paras veto, pölliä ferraria suomessa.. mut kokemusta rikkaampana :D

Did you have the keys? How hard is it to get a late model car like that with the security features, or do you just strictly get ones you can obtain a key for?

What are they worth when you sell them? In the US, back around 1990, a stolen car was worth....I think $300 cash or weed, something ridiculously small like that.

You didn't sneak your phone in.
You're allowed to have your phone in holding cells.
Lying piece of garbage.

>>696332117
Mostly German cars, I get paid by Russian mafia usually 5k euros per car.

>>696332342
Don't have keys but the Russian mafia buys these which they sell for oligarchs. They like new German cars usually but this time the mafia requested me to steal a Ferrari for a customer in Moscow.

>>696332376
this, how could your phone be working if it got covered in poop. also no smartphone is thin enough to fit up your asshole

>>696332612
how did you get it started?
why drive it instead of just towing it or something like that? that seems to be the hot ticket to stealing cars in the US, last I heard.

>>696332612
was 5k euros really worth going to prison for? next time negotiate a higher rate , you know they probably are selling the car for like 150,000 euro right

Timestamp or take picture of your little finger in the picture

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OP goes around stealing cars with a smartphone up his ass.

what does your timestamp say? we dont read finnish. is that toothpaste you used? what part of finland? i didnt know people even drove ferraris in finland, seems like the weather would destroy them

ok i figured it out, op is a faggot CO. get riddled.

>>696332422
Steals 60k car and gets 5k

Bad choices.

>>696334179
you wont get more than that no matter where you go. thats solid money for a nights work. be serious.

>>696330752
suomi homo:D::D

>>696331805
Great job posting a confession online

>>696334361
you just said you stole a rare care worth 250K+, and you only were asking for 5k in payment. you could have parted it out yourself with a wrench and made more. for fucks sake, just selling the set of wheels and tires online would net you over 5k easily

>>696334361
5k?
yeah its good money

id steal about 4-5 cars and call it a career
and then end it there before i got caught

take those 20-25k i just made and invest it in a starter company or someshit
maybe a down payment for a shitty house or a new car

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>>696334486
I dont give a fuck you stupid asshole just tell me how to get the fuck out of this shit

>>696334533
>>696334361
Niggers in london chopshops would probably pay more than that. But their niggers, so there we go.

>>696334533
nigger im not op. but id much rather sell it for 5K instead of sitting on stolen goods trying to part it out

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>>696334644
You dont. Thats the funny part.

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Same pictures were posted on Finnish chan earlier with a different reason. derp derp.

>>696334644
OP, I don't know how you can get out, but I congratulate you on posting a thread from in jail. +1 Internet for you.

Maybe you can call the mafia guys and ask them for help. At least if you stay in prison you can find some Russians and see if they will help you do bigger crimes in the future

>>696334644
fake a medical emergency. like chest pains or something. escape from hospital is your only choice

>>696334644
It's quite simple. Don't do or say anything until you got good legal advise. Get a lawyer. Behave yourself. What's the lowest punishment for car theft in your country?

In most of Europe it's like what, a few weeks?

Better your life and become a good citizen. If what you said is true, you certainly got the wits and guts to be succesful in normal every day life too.

Tell cool prison stories to your grandchildren later, too.

Also, calling others an asshole isn't nice, you know. Not even for a criminal.

ask th russians for help
im pretty sure Nico belic has experience with this Kind of situations

kek
basement dwellers think stolen cars are worth a lot of money wholesale. They're not. 5k is excellent money for something you just fucking stole. You take what you can get, dummies.

Stolen guns are cheap as shit, too, at least in the US.

>>696333272
Underrated

make a deal with the Police,
you give them the russian mafia
if they let you out
kek

>>696334644
order pizza, when delivery guy comes to your cell, punch him out, switch clothes with him and leave him in the cell. walk out of jail and when passing the guards say "looks like it was just a prank call, no one here ordered pizza"

You're not fooling anybody OP. We know thats the "special room" mommy built for your tantrums.

Also, have fun with the extra 3 months when they find the contraband phone, fucktard.

>>696335161
this, police will do anything to get bigger fish

Call them and ask them if they have Battletoads

>>696334644
how did you get started on stealing cars?

>>696335268
You watch too much television. Maybe they'll get Ice tea on it?

>>696334555
>new car gets stolen
Shiiiiiiiit

>>696335004
I work with these people, they never learn, they are not necesarily stupid, but they can never learn.

It's a prison... not easy to escape. The best thing to do would get a cop come over there and say that you found a phone lying under the bed matress. This will make the cops trust you and if you make them like you your jailtime might decrease

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>>696335490
>Ice Tea

>>696335802
You're probably right. I just wanted to give op the benefit of the doubt, just 'cause he's a bro. But you're probably right.

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>>696335118 Niko is Bulgarian

>>696335216
best advice in thread so far, OP you can probably be outta there in 30 minutes

>>696334644
Undo the light or smash it post results

>>696336780
Because they'd just let the fucking pizza guy walk into the cell

>>696337049
>>696337049
its finland

OP are you still there? i have some ideas but dont want to waste time if you left. post a cell pic with response so we know its you

yo OP come back we can figure something out

Order donuts to be delivered to the cops.

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bump for OP

>>696330752
DESERVED
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E
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V
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>>696333272
you dont???

what are you gonna do when the battery dies??? you didnt happen to shove a charger up your ass did you???

>>696335118
>>696336235
Nico Bellic has no nationality you stupid fucks

Is that too long ago for you to remember that it NEVER got specified? He is most likely serbian but it always was the talk about "east europe" and no exact country.

>bulgarian
>kek

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>>696330752
Greetings from the outside im honored to be here for your last moments on /b/ for the next 2.5 years

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Yeah all of you who steal shit and break into people's property can just go fucking die.
You're worthless scum.
So either change your life and improve yourself, or stay locked up where you won't negatively affect other lives, and die knowing you will be despised and forgotten in time.

>>696331331
Dude it's obviously a Finn.

where are you prisoner? answer!!!!!!!!!

ANSWER OP

>>696336780
or less

>>696335129
high heat,
low price
such is deal

>>696331497
OH SHIT
>singles of proof

I think OP is kill. Hefty sentencing for being caught with a cellphone in there asking how to break out

>>696338861
He was speaking Bulgarian

>>696335004
if its his first offence and he can show he's an opportunity thief and not a career criminal hell probably get out in a few days and a month of community service

>>696330752
Do the following
>shut the fuck up
>get a lawyer

You are your own worst enemy right now.

>>696340326
kek

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OP you criminal scum show yourself!!!!

>>696332889
are you retarded?

>>696334555
> 20-25k

Nigga you ain't investing in shit with that little. New house my ass - do you live in fucking Cleveland or somewhere?

who wants to bet OP got caught playing angry birds and they took his phone

>>696334644

just say you are an asylum seeker and claim to be a minor. problem solved.

>>696340740
Banging on the door yelling "yo why ain't this place a pokestop?"

You got a cell to yourself? That bed looks comfy as fuck compared to what I got when I was in, are you in gen pop? I got a mattress half the size and didn't get a pillow when i went in, had to use toilet paper for a pillow.

>>696340709
>5% down on first time homebuyer loan
>~400-500k
>baitsucks

Dont do anything and stay there. A nigger like you belongs in its pen.

Post a picture of your penis, then post results

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>>696340857
its finland they dont have negro problems there, you have to try hard to get put in jail

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BUMP FOR GREATNESS INCOMING

BUMP THIS THREAD FAGGOTS I GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU

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enjoy your charges sticking scum thief OP

>>696342086
lol

>>696342086
MODS

>>696342086
send them some screencaps

>>696342086
mommy mommy... he stole my lollipop...

come on.. fag..

>>696342086
>>696342086
>>696342086
>>696342086
>>696342086
>>696342086
what a fuckign fag jesus christ

>>696342086
Faggot white knight you will die soon, i can see your lifespan.

>>696330752
stop posting evidence on a this laotion metallurgy forum

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>>696342365
>yfw they are going to see pics like this while reviewing evidence

>>696334823
>>696332240


THIS IS NOW A POSTING HILARIOUS PICTURES TO MAKE COPS LAUGH WHILE THEY DO THEIR JOB THREAD

FUCK THE POLICE NIGGER

fucking rip op , fuckign snakes lmao

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>>696330752
>>696331497
>>696334644
Enjoy OP.

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>mongol
>being a mongo

why am i not surprised
get fucked you nigger

>you had to shoved a cell phone up your ass

But they are the idiots?

>>696342766
>>696342086
kys

vitun pelle AP on homo

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my wallpaper

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>>696342086

>>696342086
it's past 4pm in finland so they aren't going to see it til tomorrow

>>696342844
nigga, you lost?

>>696342766
Lel

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GOOD JOB FINLAND POLICE!!! NOW YOU HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO NOT WASTE TAXPAYER DOLLARS OR NEGOTIATE A PLEABARGAIN FOR A SPEEDY CONVICTION~!!

>>696342844
me on the left

>>696342086
fuck yea, make that thief suffer!

>>696340439
i can confirm. i fucked a bulgarian chick (hairy as fuck)

take the plastic bag out of the trash can then put the book in it with water from the sink/toilet and twist bag, wait for next officer to come the whack him to death

>>696342472
>>696342517
>>696342610
>>696342802
>implying he did this because he's a white knight
>not because he wants to fuck up someones shit

>>696330752
It isn't that hard to get out, just tell the jail officer it wans't you and he will let you out. If not climb out the window.
WAIT! OP! Have you tried opening the door?

who got the "ya blew it" pic for OP?

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tbh OP sounds like a fucking idiot who is literally the scum of society. Maybe make better choices that don't involve you stealing cars for 'a living' and try actually contributing to society, bettering yourself, working at something, or at least try not being such a total wastoid, oxygen-thief fuck-up. Enjoy prison dude.

What jail? Anywhere near jyväskylä?

have you tried playing the race card yet? if you are white, say you are half native american or whatever indians live in finland

call the prison and tell them that the guy in cell (insert your cell nr) is an undercover agent who has to get free immedialety because he is on an ongoing operation.
and they should give him back his undercover-mobile

>>696343718
theres only 11 police departmetns in finland according to google and their police website so it sounds like OP wil be pretty easy to find

>>696342766
kill yourself

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>>696343801
holy shit if OP had enough charisma that could work

>>696342086
Damn you white knite
>kek

What are you going to do when your phone dies?

OPs a faggot probably in jail for rape causation if you were under arrest they would have took your phone

>>696343801
>>696343919
dubs get it

>>696343828
I really want to visit op

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post YFW you realize OP saw what was happening but a jailer came by to do something and he had to stick his phone up his butt again and right now he is clenching hard as fuck wishing he could delete his posts

>>696343801
rolling

>>696344099
winrar!
fucking do it OP

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finfag here

whole thread is a troll, OP was pedo

If you want my true advice, I'd keep your head down and read. You aren't getting out. Be a good boy from now on.

>>696343919
No it wouldn't, they'd get technical on OPs ass extremely quick. They'd probably ask for a badge number or identification immediately

>>696342766
FUCK OFFFFFFFF

>>696344254
Technical fuck
OP is doomed

>>696343575
Kill yourself sub

>>696334752
why not just steal the tires then, same fucking pay apparently and you would do less time for stealing tires than an entire car.

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>>696344409
post YFW you realize police are going to see every pic in this thread

>>696334644
tell them you are a refugee they will apologize and let you go.

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>>696344643

>>696344606
tfw everyone in this thread is either retarded or has autism

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>>696344911

>>696344099
Unpack

>>77777777

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best beer in america?

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Op is kill

>>696345502
i drink fiji sometimes but the tap water here normally is really nice

OP's phone is going to die...did you shove a charger up your asshole too? I bet those European chargers feel extra funny up there

How does a 3 inch wide smartphone feel up one's ass?

>>696345646
ribbed for his pleasure

>>696330752
fake and gay, no blanket, no personal belongings, just a little gay books.

>>696342766
maan

order pizza

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What are you going to do when your battert runs out?

>>696342086
don't forget to add this thread to your favourites, kek

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posting this sensitive pic for the Finnish cuties on the polisi force

>>696330752
Order your jail cell as much pizza a pizza place can make ensuring the guards have to share some of it with you

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>>696346162

>>696345801
It is a holding cell.
They don't have blankets in there to prevent suicide and no personal belongings because its a holding cell.

finland must have nice prisons

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>>696346562

>>696330752
you post bail is how you escape you silly nignog

>>696346663
Hospital

>>696332050
>much less at that time in the morning

Yeah dude cuz all Ferrari owners ONLY drive after 6 o'clock in the evening.

>>696334644
fuck off out of Finland and back to Africa you thieving nigger

>>696330752
your ass is definitely prepared for prison

>>696334644
First Step: don't post confession online.
Second Step: don't mention Russian mafia online.
Third step: Get lawyer - preferably mafia approved.
Fourth: Don't rat on anyone.

If you failed to do any of these, you may be murdered in prison to protect your mafia pals.

Sorry.

Go 2 shower offer favers make buddies

>>696334916
Why are you lying?

>>696342766
Prepare your annus, muthafuca

>>696342766
kys

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>>696346389
God, I would love to stomp that fag

>>696342766
God Dammit, kys.

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>>696346663

>>696342086
What are you, gay and butthurt that nobody wants your worthless ass?

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>>696344606
>mfw

>>696342086
you mightve just ruined that very possibility with your "tip". the information you want to use in a COURT of LAW is coming from /b/? sometimes its better not to get involved than to get involved

>>696342086
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Congrats, you played yourself.

>>696332422
>admits why he's stealing online

You better be using a vpn or someshit idk.

>>696347272
how? at the very least they are going to find him with a cell phone contraband

>>696342086
Hahahahahahaha fucking B A S E D

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Escape nigga !

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>>696342766

>>696335216
are you fucking high

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>>696334555
I bought my crackhouse for 20k us. Buy new or rent till u die anon. Fuck i hate my house...

>>696330752
How long will the battery last?

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>>696342766

>>696346663
>filename

Also it that's what Finnish jail cells look like, I wouldn't even give a fuck if I got arrested

>>696347417
That sounds like awful advice.

>>696347418
Well, no. They'll probably look at that link in a few hours time and come across a thread not found message. This is /b/, the board is too fast.

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>>696342766
Nice try but I am protected browser-level.

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>>696347646
you know you laughed

>>696330752

Suck dicks for bail

>>696342766
dpvkfg

>>696330752
Am I the only one who's been to real jail? They let you europoors have windows, mattresses, sheets, lightbulbs and books while in holding? Where are the cameras? How can they not see what you're doing in there?

>>696335294
UNDERATTED POST.

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>>696344606

>>696347808
so what do we do? email screen shots? if they have the link, cant they just subpeona 4chan for the records?

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>>696331497
>Duck Tales
Oh please finland, never change.

>>696347881
>europoor
>americucks literally cant afford books
kek

>>696347957
>cant they just subpeona 4chan for the records

Really? Go back to watching law and order you faggit.

>>696347808
since there are only 11 police districts in finland, why dont we split them up and call and ask each one if a auto theft black ferrari 458 prisoner is in their custody?


lets do this /b/, lets make sure the charges stick on this faggot

>>696331497
What's the deal with Finland and Donald Duck?

>>696340709
LOL Detroit maybe. He can buy 8 crackhouses on 2 city blocks.

>>696347957
Yes, you should totally go and do that.

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>>696342766

why is duck tales book in a prison cell

>>696330752
Start rubbing your own shit all over the walls and floor. That what the Negroes do in these types of facilities and if you don't do it the guards will think your a white assed little pussy from the suburbs waiting on his mommy and daddy to come pick him up os they'll try to rape you cause they know you ain't got no street creed in you. Hurry up and post pick of aftermath.

>>696348153
NYPA

>>696348093
They probably can. America has the largest prison population of the world, if I'm not mistaken. Not to mention it's a private business sector that's booming. Btw, I'm Canadian.

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>>696348234
Take back your gay shit. It's so useless I can reflect it back on you.

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>>696342766

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Tip for getting out as fast as possible. Shut your yap and ask for a lawyer.

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>>696348423
This does not work, but this does.

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>>696332422

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>>696344929
Both?

>>696342766
Nice one

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>>696330752
Could you give the exact location of the prison? also, we need your room cell number, so we can look up on the internet a building diagram, and look for the most plausible escape route

/b/tards, unite! lets get this fucker out of prison

>>696345780
LOST OMFG

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Every proxy fag should post CP in this thread, that way when the cops find OP's phone then they can bust him for possession of CP too.

>>696348724
who is that chick, your teacher?

>>696348423
>Retard cannot understand "Nothing can save you from this."
kek

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>>696348234

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>>696342766

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>>696343742
>or whatever indians live in finland
nigga u srs

>>696342086
the thread will be dead long before they see that take some screencaps and link them too.

>>696348811
That's not how crimes work.

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>>696348978

>>696335294
good post

>>696348647
I bet you're not even into occultism. And even then there's not enough of thoughts attached to posts for you to get any connection with my spirit.
You would need some serious work with thoughtforms to create a curse which is atached to an image. But that image cannot be as generic as that one. And creating such negative thoughtforms would give you many more negative effects. Therefore you cannot curse me.

>>696349183
+1 is this now a police front desk battletoads thread?

>>696348953
*your broke*

I'd cheat too if my wife was that stupid.

Wait, you shoved a smartphone up your ass?

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YLYL thread? extremely current events edition? at OPs expense?

>>696348829
Pitied are the mundane people for they cannot see the bigger picture.

>>696349163
That bottom right one has no way to solve

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>>696349451
this is what i couldnt believe. im never buying iphones on ebay from finland

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>>696346562
this is a Norwegian prison cell.

>>696349584
And Finland is not even the gayest European country :^)

>>696349584
I remember hearing years ago how sometimes they'd put it inside a condom and close it with a tie or something. Then again, they were most likely talking of some tiny flip fome from the time and not a huge modern smartphone.

That and I can't see how he could find the time to do put it there after being arrested, unless he goes around all the time with a phone up his ass.

I don't know what shit tier countries you poor fucks live in but here in England, any car worth stealing more than likely has a gps tracker installed.

anything without one isn't worth stealing because the owner is probably glad some poor cunt stole it because it was such a shit car

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>>696349654

>>696349451
>2016
>not putting your smartphone up your ass

catch up faggot

>>696349880
>he thinks that gps is real

>>696349977
>>696349988
dub dubs

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>OP when he got pulled over

>>696350101
singles

>>696343742
>whatever indians live in finland
top florm

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>>696350166
fail

>>696350215
How exactly did I fail, mr. singles?

>>696347076
What's this from?

>>696342766
>finland
>fbi

So, if your phone dies, what's next did you bring a charger up your ass too?

>>696350274
sorry i thought you were rolling for singles and got dubs somehow, not calling him out

>>696350287
>being this new
>at least a 5 year old meme pic spam posted every thread hourly

>>696350476
Don't worry, it's okay.

>>696340494
You don't scal crimes by value of item took in Europe? I get the beds and better treatment, but 1 month for stealing a ferrari seems like they are licking their butthole instead of punishing you. 2 years on paper is what OP deserves.

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wtf. I can't see who's a bigger fag

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better get used to things being up your butt in there OP

>>696350471
He brought everything he needs in. Laptop, charger, a few drinks. He's more ass than man at this point.

>>696340494
hes already admitted to being a career criminal in this thread saying he steals german cars regularly and sells them to the mafia for 5k a pop

>>696342086
Don't kill yourself, it will ruin the fun of your eventual murder for being a faggot who runs his mouth.

>>696350705
That is the ugliest bitch I have ever seen.

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>>696350760

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>>696343251
samefagging your post doesn't make you less of a queer. You don't fit in here, leave.

call a guard and try knocking him out when he opens the door. Steal his keys and run as fast as you can to the exit or something like that

>>696330752
Don't be a nigger.

Is OP kill? This is one of the best threads I've seen today.

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>>696350807

fuk ur way to the top

>>696351076
OP had to hide his phone back in his ass probably

>>696340326
Good. God that's good

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>>696351215
Are we in his ass right now?

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>>696330752
OP is fag if dubs

>>696351215
Anon, why does this cell smells like ass?

>>696351324
apparentally not

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>>696332724
Maybe he's clean you filthy person

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>>696351295
>mfw we're all in OP's ass

>>696348647
off yourself

>>696348171
In Detroit $20k will buy 2 whole city blocks.

>>696351437
> also no smartphone is thin enough to fit up your asshole
Does not explain that.

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>>696330752
>>696331497
>>696331805
>>696331987
>>696332422
>>696332612
>>696334361
>>696334644

ATTENTION FINLAND POLICE!! I have done the work of isolating the criminal's posts for you! This should make your day a bit easier, thank you for your service! :)

>>696347881
Dude, they have us beat here. They have to donate books and tear the covers off in America. Our prison system is a joke. So, you dtole something, or sold some drugs. Why does your back have to hurt the rest of your life from the mat they had you sleep on?

We are the nigger country of jail. Face it, own it.

>>696351076
He's clearly just some faggot who is was being questioned or is waiting for his mommy if he actually was under arresst theyd have taken his phone, and if he did smuggle a phone he wouldn't be wasting the battery on 4chan when he could be getting drugs

>>696348153
Go away, faggot