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Waifu claiming thread. Previous: >>696263392 Rules: >Claim

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:
>>696263392

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Rikka lewd get
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Kyouko claimed.
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>>696273493
Seems so

Night

>>696273858
Spoder best girl

>>696273924
Hey there

>>696274023
~~isnt that the point?~~

>>696274082
I should start it soon

>>696274241
It's always lewd at this time, I blame/thank Mizore
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Claimu

Asuka or the Anonons here?
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>>696274452
>Spoder best girl
Good taste.
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Claimed

>>696272788 (Tsun)
That makes sense, that is how most lifting goes so i shoulda expected it. That sounds pretty fair, you did say the thing is a beast. Did you do all the paperwork for it?

>>696273793 (BEST)
I dont blame you, its not worth it at all. Its just an option for the big mons. The biggest risks for the lowest mons. We will make enough to give him a cut.
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Best claimed. Waiting for the usual EmiClaimer that's in every claim thread ever.
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>>696274452
I dont like alot of pain fran

>>696274301
Nope.avi
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Claimed

I'm out, see you all in a few hours
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The usual
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>>696274452
It wasn't me this time!
>>696273498
Freedom roll!
>>696273793
Yaba, daba, Yaba daba doo.
>Etc
>>696274023
Down, up, in, out, you can decide
>>696274064
>text sent
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It's nice you all can keep on being faggots without the Faglord to guide you.

I will return in a more permanent way some time soon. Don't lose the way, Faglings.
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>>696274742
left over a month ago
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Wew. Work was busier than I thought. Couldnt even post last thread.

Rory-sama claimed
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>>696274813
well not in so I suppose out is okay
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>>696274884
Shit where'd they go?
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>>696275027
just left
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still here


and

>>696274826
cant wait
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>>696274653
Spoders best arthropods

>>696274791
But I thought you were into that kind of thing

>>696274812
Bleh

>>696274813
You do need to get telegram to work on your phone

I still blame you

>>696274904
Same, and our new hire switched two orders which kinda put us behind
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>>696274985
Popping out? You'll need to pull those pants a bit lower then~
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>>696274985
Take those panties off
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Konata from lucky star bitch she's my waifu <3
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>>696273605
>Blind girl best girl.
Dio knows what's up.

>>696274023
One of my favorites too. All of them are wonderful though.

>>696274064
I'll leave that to you to find out :^)

>>696274082
It really is. How far have you gotten? Only on episode 5 but 4 is probably my favorite so far.

>>696274241
Sounds good, what is it? Watching some Bojack, forgot it even came out.

>>696274705
Exactly man. Not worth it. Now if were pulling some Firestarter Deathwish or Hotline Miami Deathwish now you're talking big money, hell even Hoxton Breakout Deathwish. Damn sure hope we do.
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>>696275360
A blind girl can only see how ugly you are on the inside
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Dio-sama...

>>696274452
Not a big fan of spider girl, getting tied up is not something I like and there's nothing I find interesting in her possibilities.

>>696274241
Then why are you at the wheel? You crazy hoe.
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>>696275236
Yes they are.
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>>696275360
*we're
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>>696275360
we watched like 3 episodes on the stream.

that show has amazing dialogue so goofy.
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>>696275236
I think it has to do with my data, I'll try to reinstall.

>Wasn't me.
>>696275308
>
>>696275312
Agreed.
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>>696275480
Nice Loli
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>>696274452
Taking it to telegram?~

>>696274801
Night

>>696274826
Gotcha bitch boy

>>696275312
Spoiler alert: not futa

>>696275360
The usual bbq, some asian, nachos and a table for deserts. I've never seen it

>>696275476
Cause its my car
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>>696275236
Its not really busy. Just constant enough that I cant shitpost here as normal. Using my spiders.
>>696275476
I find arachnids in general cool as hell. If it were legal and safe for me, Id have a big old funnelweb.
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Still the Suika
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>>696274705
Nah, but I REALLY need to get on that. Probably will next week, or in the next few days.

>>696275360
Maybe I'll just have to force it out of ya. :^)

>>696275736
What's good yo?
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>>696275236
Bleh?
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It's getting hot in here, so take off all your robes
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>>696275827
You just had to ask qt3.141 tsun rider.
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>>696272788
I'll be doing technical help desk for businesses. Diagnosing and repairing issues with their computer, routers etc

>>696273793
lol I tried that show once but didn't really like it. Should I give it another shot?
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>>696275476
Well, that's where we differ

And i also like spiders as an animal

>>696275480
I want a pet Tarantula

>>696275638
Go ahead and try that

Who started it?

>>696275736
Maybe later

>>696275798
You could get a Burgundy Goliath, biggest spider by mass

>>696275933
Just the usual. Can't wait to see how new Lilliana performs at my local commander night tomorrow
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>>696275964
It's getting so hot, I will take my robe off
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>>696275827
(you)
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>>696275798
I'm indifferent towards them, well except for the fact that they kinda creep me out and when I see one I don't even bother killing it with my bare hands, I prefer taking a closeby object and smack it.

>>696275827(you)(you)(you)(you)
I call it charity.
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>>696275236
lets clear this up I like a little light pain not too heavy on it

>>696275308
No way

>>696275312
Youre gonna have to force them off

>>696275360
Oh you do? Awesome! I will re use that one then

>>696275638
I figured it wasnt, not clever enough, and same to you, force em off

>>696275736
Frenemy~
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>>696276232
Don't get me even more excited with that dirty talk
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>>696275360
Im talking the biggest money. Im talking deathwish cook off with as many bags as we can grab. We are going to make them billions, bain wont know what to do with himself

>>696275827
Everytime i ask you are always procrastinating! Im horrible about it so i cant get onto you for it but still. Btw dont you have to take a class for bikes?
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>>696275726
Thanks.

>>696276148
I have one.
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>>696276148
I want something I can hurl at an intruder and have them die in 15 minutes.
>>696276201
Well then you havent met one of these bad boys.
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>>696276148
>First person to respond to thread
>>696276232
You want me to force yours off?
>Oh I can do that~
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>>696276633
I really want to kill it.
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>>696275827
>>696275827
>>696275815
Food and watching love live. (you)?

>>696276148
Not that lewd yet?~

>>696276232
Frenemy~


>>696276644
>ahem
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>>696276633
is it the boner death spider?


>Rikkas panty roll
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>>696275973
I am not tsun or cute!

>>696276002
Ohhh, another person to bug about my computer problems!
>Inb4 turn it off and on again

>>696276177
>>696276201
Ayyy free (You)s!

>>696276558
I have an excuse this time!
>DMV A SHIIIIIIIIIT

>>696276633
Shoo~

>>696276771
Not much, just catching up on my own animus and then getting ready for work.
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>>696275469
Not if said girl is 2D.

>>696275552
Agreed. Some jokes you need to re-watch to get.

>>696275736
Damn that sounds good. It's pretty funny, a little real at times to but that makes it even better.

>>696275827
I'll never give it up :^)

>>696276002
I'd say go for it. If not this time then it's just not gonna work out.

>>696276232
Use any of them as much as you like. I enjoy each one!

>>696276558
>As many bags as we can grab
Absolute madman, there's no way we can get more than 4.
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>>696276232
Fair enough

~~i may be able to force them off!~~

>>696276594
What kind?

>>696276633
CUTE!

>>696276815
That's the Brazilian wandering spider

>>696276644
I honestly am not sure who that is

>>696276771
Maybe later
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>>696276771
>love
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>>696277161
Rosehair.
>Hint, you already know me
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>>696276414
What dirty talk?

>>696276644
I was hoping that because you are my friend you wouldnt go that far

>>696276771
How are you??

>>696277079
Alrighty I will!

>>696277161
Not you too!
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>>696276994
Thats a fair excuse, when i moved here i had to make 3 trips back to my house because i only had certain papers and it took about an hour longer than it should have. I feel you

>>696277079
We can get at least 8. Believe in the me that believes in you best. We just need some good supplies and its possible
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>>696277471
>gunna have to force them off

I will, count on it
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Rikka lewds get
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>>696277079
Oh shit. It sounds like bojock from dbz tho

>>696277161
Aw

>>696277322
>

>>696277407
The way you type is too easy to distinguish. What am i supposed to call you now?
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roll for lewds
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>>696276994
Have you tried shoving it up your ass?
>The IT Crowd reference

>>696277079
I might give it another go. Fuck, I just realized I haven't been keeping up on the new Archer
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>>696274283
Ruby rose from RWBY claimed
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lewd get
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>>696277748
>>
>>696277808
Why does everyone like that shit show?
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>>696277407
Are you Galko?

How are the babies?
>>696277471
Well, there is a possibility of me wanting to

>>696277748
Why are you so interesting in my sex life?
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>>696277471
It's because we're friends that I can "force" them off
>Nice and gently, with a little pinch~
>>696277808
I was just thinking about your futa pics.
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>>696277938
You just don't understand the appeal of
Lesbian Schoolgirls who fight monsters
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>>696277748
Same thing you did before, not like I'm a different person.

>>696278028
Possibly.
They're all fine, I may be getting another snake soon.
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>>696277808
Rory?
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>>696275933
4chan X is now installed. Now what?
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>>696277938
It's so kawaii fuck off you must be a negroe also Nora claimed we are polygamous
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>>696277624
Gotta get trips to force em off

>>696278028
Same for you fran, trips and they are yours

>>696278034
So you do this with all your friend?

>Pinch
Be careful
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>>696278329
Who dafuq is rory
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>>696278331
namesync?
>>696276148
Hopefully well. Can't imagine people will let you ult it terribly often, but even once should be tons of fun.
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>>696277471
Im well as usual. Watching the LL sunshine. You?

>>696277845
Oh my~

>>696278028
Im not. You dont notice the "~"

>>696278245
I know that but it doesn't feel the same. You know what i mean?
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Off to sleep.

Have a good day everyone.
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>>696278566
Trying to fight off the lewd zombies here

>Rikka
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>>696278615
Night

>smug
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>>696277845
The picture itself is not that lewd, but the idea is great I guess.
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>>696278464
oh, ok then
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>>696278034
Futa? Oh boy!


>>696278245
Heretic! But you have about the same waifu. Overly nice, and huge tits

What kind this time?

>>696278464
Stealing them

And forcing ice up the pooper

>>696278553
Well, her plus one can kill small stuff
>>696278566
~~~~~~~~~~~~
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>>696277471
Wonderful. Up to anything?

>>696277588
>8
You're driving a hard bargain man. Once we actually get to do it, then will I believe in you. Some very good supplies, Thanatos is needed.

>>696277748
Ha, now I have no idea who that is.

>>696277765
Absolutely man. That's a show I couldn't get into haha.
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>>696278553
>namesync


>>696278566
>Going to bed i leave you my fun bags <3
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>>696278566
I may not post like this after tonight, don't know yet. Not like I'm really around much anymore.

>>696278793
>heretic
I just said it was a possibility.
Most likely a Hog Island Boa.
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>>696278464
Only with a few special friends of course.
>Gentle pinches, don't worry~
Ever tried ice play before?
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Claimed
Rem from Re:Zero
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>>696279098
What is the possibility?

Cute!

>>696279262
I actually want to try it out

~~what might the special friends be?~~
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>>696278737
Have you tried ignoring?

>>696278793
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>>696278872
Big as fuck nigga smaller than broly but just as swol. Green like hulk too. Teen goham fucked him andand his squad up badly

>>696279027
Ok goodnight my sweet Cinnabun~
>kisses

>>696279098
Thats understandable. Aint forcing you to stay

>>696279262
How about no ice play?
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>>696278872
Oh hot damn love Archer lol. H Jon Benjamin has been in some pretty great stuff. Home Movies was hilarious on [Adult Swim]. What didn't you like about Archer?
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>>696278790
Fair enough?

>>696278793
Not the ice pls

>>696278872
Fending off lewd xombies and playing rock band

>>696279262
I never have tried ice play before, I dont know if I would like it

>>696279542
Good idea but I would feel mean, I know they are just playin
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>>696279722
screw it, i'm going to bed, keep your damn anties
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>>696279542
So smug, what are you up to?

>>696279722
Rolling

It can't be that bad, you got to try it!
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>>696278553
I see Shizuru in all caps where anonymous should be. I take it I replace Name in the reply box with something else for it to work?
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>>696278872
I may be, but its doable. We can build a good team here. Thats pretty fair, i will be waiting for my fellow mons collector. I think we need some more explosives
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>>696279510
Pretty high, but I'm not confirming or denying anything.

>>696279542
I guess I'm still around, just don't see a point in really posting anymore.
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Roll for freedom
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I have a cold and the only cure is lewds
>>
>>696279986
I see

You should get a blue tongue skink

>>696280117
Not happening

~~you might be able to earn it~~
Rolling for rikka's ice play
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>>696279722
Its Mirozre im watching

>>696279924
Watching love live sunshine. Then jojo. Yourself?

>>696279986
Mostly lurking? Kek if you feel like saying something in thread im sure most of us knows its you
>>
>>696277079
Better not let me down.

>>696277588
But I really do need to get on it since I need to renew my registration on my small bike too...

>>696277765
Wew, bit of hostility there!
>>
>>696279936
Click NS in the top right
the SHIZURU thing is a trip code.
Basically you put in a password of sorts and it'll output corresponding text.
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>>696279836
Alright one down

>>696279924
Not this time friend, I mean it sounds pretty bad

>>696280606
Why you gotta watch her?
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>>696280298
Why aren't her pubes green?

>>696280606
Currently Dune, and maybe an episode or two of Desert punk

>>696281010
Or erotic
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>>696279542
>just as swol
All that matters. Too bad he was fucked up though, would of been perfect.

>>696279635
Now I remember Home Movies, that I enjoyed. The comedy, plain and simple. None of the jokes made me laugh.

>>696279722
Sounds like quite the task. Good luck with both! Never played Rock Band though.

>>696279985
Got a point with that. There's gotta be other risk takers. Don't want to keep you waiting top long mang. You'll have to educate me on the good weaponry though, it's been so long.

>>696280720
Let you down in what way?
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>>696280338
Maybe one day, but not anytime soon.

>>696280606
Yeah, I just don't feel the need for it anymore.
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Im off to game before bed, later everyone

>>696280720
You are still going to ride small bike? Why not sell it?

>>696281293
Im willing to bet thats half of the people here. Its cool man, i got nothing but time. Ill give you the full rundown when we get this heist rolling
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>>696281561
I really want one.

>>696281077
Do dubs get me a panty shot?
>>
>>696281077
close but no cigar

>>696281293
Thanks! You havent? Really? I love it its super fun when I just wanna chill out

>>696281845
Trips or nothin!
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>>696281845
It'd be nice if they were more common and less expensive.
>>
>>696281293
Oh you know. :^)

>>696281825
For a time, at least till I'm more comfy with the big one. And I plan to once I have it paid off!

>Aunt comes in and asks me to go get fucking candy for the kid
Fucking spoiled little shit, no fucking lie.
>>
>>696281825
Night mugen

>>696281918
One of these days!
>>696282082
Yeah...
>>
>>696276994
Oh yes you are.
Still doesnt work that way.
>>696276815
No, Sydney funnelweb. Painful neurotoxin and necrosis.
>>696276727
You and many others.
>>696277161
Nah, this is cute.
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>>696280720
lmao the IT Crowd is great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rksCTVFtjM4

>>696281293
Really? I love it. Him being an asshole is great. I guess my humor is a bit more dry, I do love Mega64 and Giant bomb after all. I laughed really hard at this joke.
>They heard gunfire btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOrY199QiB8

>>696282086
>Shit that's cute
>>
>>696281010
Im the warden and mirozre is the inmate. Gotta keep someone from getting too excited when their shipmate isnt around. Lol

>>696281077
Never heard ;_;

>>696281293
I know. Couldve given broly a run for his money

>>696281561
Ain't stopping ya lol

>>696281825
Night

>>696282086
Mess him up lol
>>
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Claming
>>696282082
When i saw you I had to post,not many of us exist
>>
>>696282403
Hurrah for snek, one of the greater waifus these threads have to offer.
>>
>>696282319
Jail break!
>>
>>696282287
I love peacock jumping spiders!

>>696282319
Never heard of Dune?

Look that shit up nigger! Not an anime, but one if the best sci-fi classics

>>696282403
Snek

>>696282659
EARN IT!
>>
>>696282287
So works that way!

>>696282299
Lol, good stuff right there.

Eh? What is?

>>696282319
Wish I could sometimes. But his dad (My cousin) has serious anger problems and my aunt is no better.
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>>696282527
Thanks for that,its been a time since I was called that,
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>>696282764
Top Snek for you
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>>696282187
I shouldn't be talking, the boa will set me back $300.

>>696282319
I'll probably keep doing that.

>>696282403
I've seen a few in my time.
>>
>>696282187
Keep trying girlie

>>696282319
Ohhhh I see I see its like yin and yang
>>
>>696282934
~~Sex snek?~~

>>696283044
Yikes man

>>696283065
NEVER!
>>
>>696282934
Of course snek can't compare to Dio's greatness, but Snek is still one of the higher ups in term of waifu material. After all everyone knows Dio is the greatest of them all.
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>>696280924
Testing.

>Also a check for lewds.
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>>696282659
Yeah...no

>>696282764
Sorry senpai

>>696282831
:/

>>696283044
Yee

>>696283065
Pretty much lol

>>696283244
Agreed and spike is best husbando for best waifu
>>
>>696283340
>Lewds?
>>
>>696283340
I knew I forgot something.

>Rerolling.
>>
>>696283244
Where might Fran be on the list?


>>696283443
At least watch the movie. Humor me

Also the Foundation series is a must
>>
>>696283244
Will not argue for diplomatic porpuse *Coof* *Coof*Miia is best*Coof*Coof*
Wow I have to stop smoking(or sneking?)
>>696283213
Just lewd snek for now
>>
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>>696283213
They're fairly rare, but definitely worth the price.
>>
>>696283592
Ugh, tripcode is hard.

>One final roll for the thread.
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I'm awake now.
>>696274596
Hello.
>>
>>696283532
Lewds!

>>696283669
I think you mean cough

>>696283817
They certainly are pretty little fellas

Not that little though, at 5 feet
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>>696283443
>spike is best husbando for best waifu
>spike is best husbando
>spike is best
I don't think there is such a thing as a compliment for Spike.

>>696283532
Are there any swimsuits better than this?
No there are not.
Well maybe there are but probably not. Actually I'm not too sure anymore.

>>696283593
Not that great, corpses are not the most atractive thing to be honest. Although I guess fran is kinda cool. But not GREAT

>>696283669
If sneking could make you cough, then what could possibly be hidden deep inside the Snek's pussy? Ashes? Where has Snek been and if she doesn't give answer, you'll have to beat them out of her.
>>
>>696274596
I'm finally home
>>
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>>696283993
huh
>>
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>>696281825
Maybe so, it'd be glorious of it were.Alright sweet, looking forward to that. Have fun mang, see ya around.

>>696281918
Anytime. Yeah I never had a chance for it. It does some fun and a nice way to kick back though.

>>696282086
I have several ideas and none of them are probably correct.

>>696282299
Eh to each their own of course. It wasn't bad, just not my type of jokes. Haha, never watched those guys either. Yeah something like that, that made smirk a tiny bit. Nothing to break out the real laughter.

>>696282319
Rest in Piece then. Maybe in an alternate reality he did.
>>
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>>696283993
My biggest snake is 5 foot 2.
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>>696284275
come over and play with me Maki
>>
>>696283443
Oh well, at least I got a quick little ride in nothing but pants and a shirt. Always love those, dangerous, but hitting 80 on the main town road with night time coolness hitting your skin is something that's truly a forbidden fruit.

>>696284275
Lay em on me m8.
>>
>>696283985
What have you been up too?
>>696284120
Hi, Anonon! how is everything going?
>>
>>696284047
Read the manga, she isn't quite a corpse though. She is very much alive

>>696284272
What?

>>696284286
That's a big snake

~~penis joke~~
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mine
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>>696284462
weird pic thats all
>>
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>>696284452
Welp, I slept for about 8 hours, so that's nice I guess. Think I'm just going to kick back with some music like the usual. And you?
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>>696283993
From where Im from is coof soo shit like this come like that
>>696284272
Tomoko-chan,that is some quality waifu rigth there(miia is better)
>>696284286
U have a snek?was thinking on buying one but I live with my parents and step-mom dont like them :(
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>>696284462
She may not be a corpse, but she's still an abomination and not the fun kind of abomination like headless abomination. It's the not so fun abomination that creeps some people out and might have smell of rotting flesh. Although the smell really isn't always here, it differs between abominations.
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>>696284530
Excellent tbh fam
>>696284462
Freedom!
>>696284400
Oh I'll play with you~
>>
>>696283593
Okay senpai. I'll see to it

>>696284047
If you're best waifu than best waifu needs best Husbando right?

>>696284275
One cam only hope. You watching the new love live by amy chance? Just finished the ep

>>696284450
Bucket list
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>>696284452
>>696284452
Dead tired from hiking up a mountain with friends. There were two routes, an easy one that is paved to the top, and a hard one that is more rocky hiking. I took the hard one because they said I wouldn't.

captcha:mountains

what a cheeky fuck
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>>696284462
Nice.

>>696284738
You already know me, but I had the same problem until I moved out.
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>>696284961
I will forever be your warden
>>
>>696284631
She thought she was helping film an anotomy documentary, not hard core guro porn

>>696284738
What language, if you don't mind me asking

>>696284892
More likely harsh cleaning supplies, have to be sterile for surgeries after all

>>696284961
~~You know how to earn it~~

>>696285000
Do it!
>>696285086
The penis joke?
>>
>>696285000
I'm sure there are better ones out here than that trash of Spike.
>>
>>696284664
I'm just listening to Blumenkranz right now, i also feel much better now.
>>696285084
Damn, you must not be able to feel your legs, sorry about that.
>>
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>>696282831
British Tv show about two IT technicians and their manager. Super good, also has Noel Fielding in it, from The Might Boosh, also a great show.

>>696284275
They might be more up your ally depending. Mega64 makes videos that make fun of videos game. They go out in public and fuck with people, I have no idea how they muster up he bravery to do some of the shit they do. They make really good podcasts and other content. Giant Bomb is gaming journalism, they do Quick Looks and talk over conventions and so much more. If you are interested in either I'd be happy to link some of my favorite stuff if you'd like! For now, this is the video that got me into Giant bomb. It's an edited clip from their Unprofessional Friday's show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbviNjxcnA8
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