Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Spoder best girl
~~isnt that the point?~~
I should start it soon
It's always lewd at this time, I blame/thank Mizore
That makes sense, that is how most lifting goes so i shoulda expected it. That sounds pretty fair, you did say the thing is a beast. Did you do all the paperwork for it?
I dont blame you, its not worth it at all. Its just an option for the big mons. The biggest risks for the lowest mons. We will make enough to give him a cut.
Best claimed. Waiting for the usual EmiClaimer that's in every claim thread ever.
I dont like alot of pain fran
I'm out, see you all in a few hours
It wasn't me this time!
Yaba, daba, Yaba daba doo.
Down, up, in, out, you can decide
It's nice you all can keep on being faggots without the Faglord to guide you.
I will return in a more permanent way some time soon. Don't lose the way, Faglings.
Wew. Work was busier than I thought. Couldnt even post last thread.
well not in so I suppose out is okay
Spoders best arthropods
But I thought you were into that kind of thing
You do need to get telegram to work on your phone
I still blame you
Same, and our new hire switched two orders which kinda put us behind
Konata from lucky star bitch she's my waifu <3
>Blind girl best girl.
Dio knows what's up.
One of my favorites too. All of them are wonderful though.
I'll leave that to you to find out :^)
It really is. How far have you gotten? Only on episode 5 but 4 is probably my favorite so far.
Sounds good, what is it? Watching some Bojack, forgot it even came out.
Exactly man. Not worth it. Now if were pulling some Firestarter Deathwish or Hotline Miami Deathwish now you're talking big money, hell even Hoxton Breakout Deathwish. Damn sure hope we do.
A blind girl can only see how ugly you are on the inside
Not a big fan of spider girl, getting tied up is not something I like and there's nothing I find interesting in her possibilities.
Then why are you at the wheel? You crazy hoe.
we watched like 3 episodes on the stream.
that show has amazing dialogue so goofy.
I think it has to do with my data, I'll try to reinstall.
Taking it to telegram?~
Gotcha bitch boy
Spoiler alert: not futa
The usual bbq, some asian, nachos and a table for deserts. I've never seen it
Cause its my car
Its not really busy. Just constant enough that I cant shitpost here as normal. Using my spiders.
I find arachnids in general cool as hell. If it were legal and safe for me, Id have a big old funnelweb.
Nah, but I REALLY need to get on that. Probably will next week, or in the next few days.
Maybe I'll just have to force it out of ya. :^)
What's good yo?
You just had to ask qt3.141 tsun rider.
I'll be doing technical help desk for businesses. Diagnosing and repairing issues with their computer, routers etc
lol I tried that show once but didn't really like it. Should I give it another shot?
Well, that's where we differ
And i also like spiders as an animal
I want a pet Tarantula
Go ahead and try that
Who started it?
You could get a Burgundy Goliath, biggest spider by mass
Just the usual. Can't wait to see how new Lilliana performs at my local commander night tomorrow
I'm indifferent towards them, well except for the fact that they kinda creep me out and when I see one I don't even bother killing it with my bare hands, I prefer taking a closeby object and smack it.
I call it charity.
lets clear this up I like a little light pain not too heavy on it
Youre gonna have to force them off
Oh you do? Awesome! I will re use that one then
I figured it wasnt, not clever enough, and same to you, force em off
Don't get me even more excited with that dirty talk
Im talking the biggest money. Im talking deathwish cook off with as many bags as we can grab. We are going to make them billions, bain wont know what to do with himself
Everytime i ask you are always procrastinating! Im horrible about it so i cant get onto you for it but still. Btw dont you have to take a class for bikes?
I want something I can hurl at an intruder and have them die in 15 minutes.
Well then you havent met one of these bad boys.
>First person to respond to thread
You want me to force yours off?
>Oh I can do that~
Food and watching love live. (you)?
Not that lewd yet?~
is it the boner death spider?
>Rikkas panty roll
I am not tsun or cute!
Ohhh, another person to bug about my computer problems!
>Inb4 turn it off and on again
Ayyy free (You)s!
I have an excuse this time!
>DMV A SHIIIIIIIIIT
Not much, just catching up on my own animus and then getting ready for work.
Not if said girl is 2D.
Agreed. Some jokes you need to re-watch to get.
Damn that sounds good. It's pretty funny, a little real at times to but that makes it even better.
I'll never give it up :^)
I'd say go for it. If not this time then it's just not gonna work out.
Use any of them as much as you like. I enjoy each one!
>As many bags as we can grab
Absolute madman, there's no way we can get more than 4.
~~i may be able to force them off!~~
That's the Brazilian wandering spider
I honestly am not sure who that is
What dirty talk?
I was hoping that because you are my friend you wouldnt go that far
How are you??
Alrighty I will!
Not you too!
Thats a fair excuse, when i moved here i had to make 3 trips back to my house because i only had certain papers and it took about an hour longer than it should have. I feel you
We can get at least 8. Believe in the me that believes in you best. We just need some good supplies and its possible
>gunna have to force them off
I will, count on it
Oh shit. It sounds like bojock from dbz tho
The way you type is too easy to distinguish. What am i supposed to call you now?
Have you tried shoving it up your ass?
>The IT Crowd reference
I might give it another go. Fuck, I just realized I haven't been keeping up on the new Archer
Ruby rose from RWBY claimed
Are you Galko?
How are the babies?
Well, there is a possibility of me wanting to
Why are you so interesting in my sex life?
It's because we're friends that I can "force" them off
>Nice and gently, with a little pinch~
I was just thinking about your futa pics.
You just don't understand the appeal of
Lesbian Schoolgirls who fight monsters
Same thing you did before, not like I'm a different person.
They're all fine, I may be getting another snake soon.
It's so kawaii fuck off you must be a negroe also Nora claimed we are polygamous
Gotta get trips to force em off
Same for you fran, trips and they are yours
So you do this with all your friend?
Hopefully well. Can't imagine people will let you ult it terribly often, but even once should be tons of fun.
Im well as usual. Watching the LL sunshine. You?
Im not. You dont notice the "~"
I know that but it doesn't feel the same. You know what i mean?
The picture itself is not that lewd, but the idea is great I guess.
Futa? Oh boy!
Heretic! But you have about the same waifu. Overly nice, and huge tits
What kind this time?
And forcing ice up the pooper
Well, her plus one can kill small stuff
Wonderful. Up to anything?
You're driving a hard bargain man. Once we actually get to do it, then will I believe in you. Some very good supplies, Thanatos is needed.
Ha, now I have no idea who that is.
Absolutely man. That's a show I couldn't get into haha.
>Going to bed i leave you my fun bags <3
I may not post like this after tonight, don't know yet. Not like I'm really around much anymore.
I just said it was a possibility.
Most likely a Hog Island Boa.
Only with a few special friends of course.
>Gentle pinches, don't worry~
Ever tried ice play before?
What is the possibility?
I actually want to try it out
~~what might the special friends be?~~
Have you tried ignoring?
Big as fuck nigga smaller than broly but just as swol. Green like hulk too. Teen goham fucked him andand his squad up badly
Ok goodnight my sweet Cinnabun~
Thats understandable. Aint forcing you to stay
How about no ice play?
Oh hot damn love Archer lol. H Jon Benjamin has been in some pretty great stuff. Home Movies was hilarious on [Adult Swim]. What didn't you like about Archer?
Not the ice pls
Fending off lewd xombies and playing rock band
I never have tried ice play before, I dont know if I would like it
Good idea but I would feel mean, I know they are just playin
screw it, i'm going to bed, keep your damn anties
So smug, what are you up to?
It can't be that bad, you got to try it!
I see Shizuru in all caps where anonymous should be. I take it I replace Name in the reply box with something else for it to work?
I may be, but its doable. We can build a good team here. Thats pretty fair, i will be waiting for my fellow mons collector. I think we need some more explosives
Pretty high, but I'm not confirming or denying anything.
I guess I'm still around, just don't see a point in really posting anymore.
I have a cold and the only cure is lewds
You should get a blue tongue skink
~~you might be able to earn it~~
Rolling for rikka's ice play
Its Mirozre im watching
Watching love live sunshine. Then jojo. Yourself?
Mostly lurking? Kek if you feel like saying something in thread im sure most of us knows its you
Better not let me down.
But I really do need to get on it since I need to renew my registration on my small bike too...
Wew, bit of hostility there!
Alright one down
Not this time friend, I mean it sounds pretty bad
Why you gotta watch her?
Why aren't her pubes green?
Currently Dune, and maybe an episode or two of Desert punk
>just as swol
All that matters. Too bad he was fucked up though, would of been perfect.
Now I remember Home Movies, that I enjoyed. The comedy, plain and simple. None of the jokes made me laugh.
Sounds like quite the task. Good luck with both! Never played Rock Band though.
Got a point with that. There's gotta be other risk takers. Don't want to keep you waiting top long mang. You'll have to educate me on the good weaponry though, it's been so long.
Let you down in what way?
Maybe one day, but not anytime soon.
Yeah, I just don't feel the need for it anymore.
Im off to game before bed, later everyone
You are still going to ride small bike? Why not sell it?
Im willing to bet thats half of the people here. Its cool man, i got nothing but time. Ill give you the full rundown when we get this heist rolling
I really want one.
Do dubs get me a panty shot?
close but no cigar
Thanks! You havent? Really? I love it its super fun when I just wanna chill out
Trips or nothin!
It'd be nice if they were more common and less expensive.
Oh you know. :^)
For a time, at least till I'm more comfy with the big one. And I plan to once I have it paid off!
>Aunt comes in and asks me to go get fucking candy for the kid
Fucking spoiled little shit, no fucking lie.
One of these days!
Oh yes you are.
Still doesnt work that way.
No, Sydney funnelweb. Painful neurotoxin and necrosis.
You and many others.
Nah, this is cute.
lmao the IT Crowd is great
Really? I love it. Him being an asshole is great. I guess my humor is a bit more dry, I do love Mega64 and Giant bomb after all. I laughed really hard at this joke.
>They heard gunfire btw
>Shit that's cute
Im the warden and mirozre is the inmate. Gotta keep someone from getting too excited when their shipmate isnt around. Lol
Never heard ;_;
I know. Couldve given broly a run for his money
Ain't stopping ya lol
Mess him up lol
When i saw you I had to post,not many of us exist
Hurrah for snek, one of the greater waifus these threads have to offer.
I love peacock jumping spiders!
Never heard of Dune?
Look that shit up nigger! Not an anime, but one if the best sci-fi classics
So works that way!
Lol, good stuff right there.
Eh? What is?
Wish I could sometimes. But his dad (My cousin) has serious anger problems and my aunt is no better.
Thanks for that,its been a time since I was called that,
Top Snek for you
I shouldn't be talking, the boa will set me back $300.
I'll probably keep doing that.
I've seen a few in my time.
Keep trying girlie
Ohhhh I see I see its like yin and yang
Of course snek can't compare to Dio's greatness, but Snek is still one of the higher ups in term of waifu material. After all everyone knows Dio is the greatest of them all.
>Also a check for lewds.
Pretty much lol
Agreed and spike is best husbando for best waifu
I knew I forgot something.
Where might Fran be on the list?
At least watch the movie. Humor me
Also the Foundation series is a must
Will not argue for diplomatic porpuse *Coof* *Coof*Miia is best*Coof*Coof*
Wow I have to stop smoking(or sneking?)
Just lewd snek for now
They're fairly rare, but definitely worth the price.
I think you mean cough
They certainly are pretty little fellas
Not that little though, at 5 feet
>spike is best husbando for best waifu
>spike is best husbando
>spike is best
I don't think there is such a thing as a compliment for Spike.
Are there any swimsuits better than this?
No there are not.
Well maybe there are but probably not. Actually I'm not too sure anymore.
Not that great, corpses are not the most atractive thing to be honest. Although I guess fran is kinda cool. But not GREAT
If sneking could make you cough, then what could possibly be hidden deep inside the Snek's pussy? Ashes? Where has Snek been and if she doesn't give answer, you'll have to beat them out of her.
Maybe so, it'd be glorious of it were.Alright sweet, looking forward to that. Have fun mang, see ya around.
Anytime. Yeah I never had a chance for it. It does some fun and a nice way to kick back though.
I have several ideas and none of them are probably correct.
Eh to each their own of course. It wasn't bad, just not my type of jokes. Haha, never watched those guys either. Yeah something like that, that made smirk a tiny bit. Nothing to break out the real laughter.
Rest in Piece then. Maybe in an alternate reality he did.
Oh well, at least I got a quick little ride in nothing but pants and a shirt. Always love those, dangerous, but hitting 80 on the main town road with night time coolness hitting your skin is something that's truly a forbidden fruit.
Lay em on me m8.
What have you been up too?
Hi, Anonon! how is everything going?
Read the manga, she isn't quite a corpse though. She is very much alive
That's a big snake
Welp, I slept for about 8 hours, so that's nice I guess. Think I'm just going to kick back with some music like the usual. And you?
From where Im from is coof soo shit like this come like that
Tomoko-chan,that is some quality waifu rigth there(miia is better)
U have a snek?was thinking on buying one but I live with my parents and step-mom dont like them :(
She may not be a corpse, but she's still an abomination and not the fun kind of abomination like headless abomination. It's the not so fun abomination that creeps some people out and might have smell of rotting flesh. Although the smell really isn't always here, it differs between abominations.
Excellent tbh fam
Oh I'll play with you~
Okay senpai. I'll see to it
If you're best waifu than best waifu needs best Husbando right?
One cam only hope. You watching the new love live by amy chance? Just finished the ep
Dead tired from hiking up a mountain with friends. There were two routes, an easy one that is paved to the top, and a hard one that is more rocky hiking. I took the hard one because they said I wouldn't.
what a cheeky fuck
You already know me, but I had the same problem until I moved out.
She thought she was helping film an anotomy documentary, not hard core guro porn
What language, if you don't mind me asking
More likely harsh cleaning supplies, have to be sterile for surgeries after all
~~You know how to earn it~~
The penis joke?
I'm sure there are better ones out here than that trash of Spike.
I'm just listening to Blumenkranz right now, i also feel much better now.
Damn, you must not be able to feel your legs, sorry about that.
British Tv show about two IT technicians and their manager. Super good, also has Noel Fielding in it, from The Might Boosh, also a great show.
They might be more up your ally depending. Mega64 makes videos that make fun of videos game. They go out in public and fuck with people, I have no idea how they muster up he bravery to do some of the shit they do. They make really good podcasts and other content. Giant Bomb is gaming journalism, they do Quick Looks and talk over conventions and so much more. If you are interested in either I'd be happy to link some of my favorite stuff if you'd like! For now, this is the video that got me into Giant bomb. It's an edited clip from their Unprofessional Friday's show