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Sexting thread. Rules: >If you roll dubs you have to send

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Sexting thread.

Rules:
>If you roll dubs you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke
>If you roll trips you have to send the message + dick pic (tits pic if femanon)
>If you roll quads or higher you have to send everything to the last female relative you spoke

>Post pics of conversation.
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the last female i texted lives a few states away. fuck it. roll
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Ops a fuccboi
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rollin rollin rollin
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ROWL NIGGERS ROWL
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>>696256033
NOW DELIVER FUCKBOY
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Fuck it, roll. I never get dubs anyways. :^)
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>>696254431

roll
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>>696256033
We got ourselves a winrar!
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>>696256033

do it faggot
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they see me rollin, they hatin
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Rolll
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>>696256168
Praise into /b/. Not dying today.
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Rawr XD
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Roelli
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Cwc roll
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>>696254431
Roll
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Blm
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>>696256744
Winrar
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rolling.
TFW I immediately regret my decision
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>>696254431
Tell her
>I'm no cowboy but i bet i could ride you il the sun sets.
And
>i want to bury my dick so deep inside you that whoever removes it from its resting place will be crowned King Aurther
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Roll you cowards
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Roll one more time for the fuck of it.
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>>696254431
i never get anything outside of singles anyway
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>>696257344
Dubs
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>>696257344
Kek dubs
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Henry Rollings
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>>696257398
OH SHIT I ALMOST DODGED A BULLET
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>>696254431
roll
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>>696257527
Guess who it is
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>>696257588
Dem dubs !!
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veremos
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>>696257666
oh shit trips nigga
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LELELELELEEELELELEL I WILL NEVER GET IT LELELELELEELLEELELLELADSLAMF
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>>696257666 (You)
FUCKING HELL SHIT.
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>>696257674
Pretty sure op ded
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>>696256946
>King Aurther
FYI: It's actually King Autist, like you are fkin faggot
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Roll.
>its my ex. We broke up long ago but she started texting me again. If i get dubs I'm not even sure if i can summon the strength to do it, but if I do I'm gonna see it as a sign.
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>>696257666
Show her the monster cock anon
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rollin'
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reroll
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>>696257899
oh fuck. ok ill do it
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>>696257856
>56

I say close enough. Go for it /b/ro

I'm rooting for ya
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>>696254431
ay
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>>696257841
Ha! I knew that bait would work
>fkin
Its actually fucking you fuck down syndrome
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this thread is full of faggots
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OP will surely deliver
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>>696257856
Reroll. Not sure why.
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>>696254431
singles please i'm scared
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>>696254431
I'll bite.
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>>696258314
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>>696258428
Reroll
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Let's do eet
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K
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Rollin for lulzzzz
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>>696258702
Rool
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Yup
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Aw hell nah, I'm a fuckin pussy.
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>>696258765
Go go go
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>>696257433

Kek. Dubs, on dubs.
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>>696258899
well fuck... jk you fucks last female i talked to was my fiance. suck it
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>>696258702
Nigger
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>>696259000
top kek
also rollin
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rollerino
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>>696258392
One more time. Rule of threes.
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>>696259000
Kek!
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>>696259000
looks like she gets to see what we get to suck
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>>696258820
What's this from?
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oh god roll
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Rollan
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>>696257614
Ah, fuck it. i'll push my luck so far it should front flip off a cliff
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>>696259188
Oh fuck, I dubbed. Uh. Hang on.
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>>696259143
I keep getting close dubs. So I'm gonna rolle three more times. Is it obvious I wanna fuck her brains out yet?
1/3
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But the last female I spoke to is one I've had sex with. What do
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>>696259077
kek
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>>696259274
2/3
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its copy pastas u dumb ass new fagots
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>>696259221
so fuckin close to sending your little pecker to someone
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>>696259389
do it anyway
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>>696259418
Last chance
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ay
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>>696259422
who cares? it's fun anyways
also deliver or you're a fag
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Ok sure
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Dubs are life.
I do not want life.
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ar
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>>696259264
this is gonna be my last reroll. my replies still count tho
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So many wins
So many faggots
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All you newfriends are pussys
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>>696259269
She's not responding. Anyway, it's the girl I fuck anyway, but we live all the hours apart so she's gonna be salty when I ask. ... and salty the next time I fuck her I imagine.
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>>696260100
how 'bout you?
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>>696254431
rill
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>>696260100
Fuck. Well last women I spoke to was a customer whom I may never see or remeber ever again
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>>696254431
Fug
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>>696260100
You've memed yourself
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>>696254431
why not
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I love my dingle dongle
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>>696260688
Fuck
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>>696260274
salty from everyone elses jizz
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>>696260688
Let's see if the ladies like your dingle dongle too.
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>>696260688
hope ur grill does too
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I hate /b/
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>>696260813
Me too, man.
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>>696260954
Wow, just kill yourself now, man.
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Angel beats
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>>696260954
holy fuck loll\

post message at bottom
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>>696260954
lmao nice job. you should move now.
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>>696260954
Rip
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>>696260977
>>696260954

Christ, guys. This is just sad.
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>>696260954
Cringed
>>696260977
The bitch is ugly, I can see that even in the small ass picture.
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>>696260761
Nah.
She's not a shitty person, so this doesn't happen.
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>>696260977
DID ANON JUST FUCKING DELIVER?!
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>>696260954
>>696260977


finally some people doing the actual fucking challenge
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>>696261071
It was a smiley face :c
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>>696260954
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>>696261265
Nah, bro, she's got a rocking fucking body. She was like "who is this?" I hope because I changed my name idgaf though.
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>>696260954
Bless you for actually delivering at least, you got that going for you
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>>696260977
Dem one word replies tho. Response will not be pretty
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>>696260977
>>696260954
>your sex lives
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>>696260954
you're a saint bro

let her post it, you'll go down as a bad ass
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I ain't even scurrd
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I'll give this a shot. Will deliver.
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>>696260954
At least this guys got more balls than anyone on this thread.
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>>696261496
She's just been depressed IG. Her dad molests her and stuff.
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>>696260954
You win at life.
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>>696260954

You'll forever be badass bro in our hearts. Fuck those bitches.
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>>696261822
currently? Or used to?
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Rollllllllll
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>>696254431
fuck dis
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Fuck it, roll away
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>>696262095
Currently I think. She said she just didn't want to fuck anyone, and I bitched out and said it was a dare.
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>>696261822
>her dad molests her
>you allow it to happen

jesus christ /b/ a new low

does she tell you how he makes her put his penis in her butt? bathes her? do you wish you could touch her the way he does?
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Fuck it
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>>696256695
>Dat ID
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>>696261406
Post her info if she shows the class
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>>696262166
Get delivering nigger. I did, now you should.
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>>696262166
get some, anon.

rolling
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Rollirooni
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>>696262299
Of course, I am the cuckest cuck.
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>>696262436
and the yellowest of the white knights

post pic of her dad
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>>696262346
>>696262359
Waiting on reply....
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Fuck it.
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>>696261600
she's probably gonna hate me after this....
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>>696254431
Jesus christ..
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>>696262436
Jesus, do you hang out with her dad? Have dinner? Go over and watch him look at her?
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>>696262648
>posting the thread cap

you fucking dumb nigger
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>>696262648
You are such a faggot
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>>696262648
you fucking butchered the thing before you even did it
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>>696262648
Do you understand how this is supposed to work?
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>696262648
>lolol if i post the thread its safe but i might still get laid
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>>696262648
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>>696262648
>linking to the thread
holy shit how autistic are you
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>>696262648
We welcome newfrieds nigger
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>>696262648
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>>696262648
Id ask you to deliver but it looks like she doesnt reply anways
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>>696262648
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>>696260954
I mean the bitch is only showing it to everyone in class because she then gets the recognition that someone wants to fuck her, fuck that bitch
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>>696262648
i never expected so many (you)'s
holy fuck i'm a pussy
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>>696262648
Sage goes in all fields
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>>696262648
she probably thinks you're a faggot now for browsing 4chan.
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>>696263984
And autistic.
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>>696254431
I won't
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>>696263984
she browses /b/ too, surprise surprise
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Nignog
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>>696258519
Third time is the charm.
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>>696260954
Post her phone number faggot
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lets dooooo itttttt
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>>696260954
>>696264914
Yea. Let's spam the fuck out of this cunts phone. Do it OP. Give us the number.
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lets do this
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Lets go
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>>696254431
rolo
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>>696265155
Post em
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>>696264914
we will avenge you
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Uh.. Rolling?
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>>696260954
Whats her numb?
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>>696265468
Reroll
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>>696265468
Roll
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>>696262648
you fucking idiot, it would have been better if you didnt post at all
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>>696265403
Reroll
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>>696260954
Do it man, post her number. We will have revenge on this cunt. You delivered and now it is our turn to deliver.
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>>696254431
rawl
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rollerino
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>>696262648
could you be anymore beta ?
its obvious she'll never fuck you and will hate/despise you and its not because of the question, but the way you apologize like a faggot before even asking
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OP kill yourself I'm friends with the person that texted that girl, stop trying to pass it off as your own. fucking nigger
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rollin for trips
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>>696266133
>>696266200
deliver, fagets
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Rolling since I'll actually do it
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Well what if you've already fucked her?
*le roll*
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>>696266227
sure fag
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>>696266480
your mom doesn't count faggot
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Only a couple people have actually delivered... step up your game.
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So many betas it hurts
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>>696266727
I will. What do if I've already fucked her. Do I change to why haven't we fucked recently?

She's got a bf.
Never stopped her before.
She isnt a great fuck.
She's also a little stupid.
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Rollerino
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>>696267111
nope. don't change a word
also checked
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>>696267111
You rolled trips dude, you know you've gotta do it now.
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hmmmmmmmmm ok roll
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Rerolll
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>>696267369
should count as dubs for this thread
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>>696260954
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>>696260954
It's fake
http://www.fakewhats.com/generator
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Never rolled dubs ever.
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>>696257588

lold hard
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>>696267111
>i wanna fuck the stupid out of you.

dubs confirmed. you must.
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>>696262648
I fucking hate you
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rollin niggers
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>>696267599
not until today
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>>696267111
TRIPS YOU FAGGOT
"Why haven't we fucked recently" + dick pic NOW
IF U DONT DELIVER U GET BANNED ALSO YUR MUM DIES
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rolling, last girl i talked with is gf of 2 weeks lol i wonder what happens because no sex yet
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>>696267527
that motherfucking newfag
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>>696267295
Idgaf. Sent.
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heh
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>>696262648
youre a nigger. not just a nigger but the worst kind of nigger.
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>>696267666
hope you're ready anon
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>>696267666
Aaaaand someone's sending dick pics
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Rawling
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>>696267666
SATANIC TRIPS CHECKED
GET UR FUCKING COCK OUT AND SEND THAT TEXT
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>>696268300
Do it faggot
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>>696267599
Oldfags always deliver.
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Feeling adventurous today
>dangerously rolls
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>>696267295
Idgaf. Sent. >>696267773
I fuckin did. Kik
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>>696254431
ok
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>>696268652
1/2 rerolls
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>>696268694
I don't think she could be any more disinterested
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>>696268596
nice
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Fucking why not?
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>>696268942
>>696268652
2/2 reroll
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