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To all the dedicated lovers of eating pussy: Why? Why do you

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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To all the dedicated lovers of eating pussy: Why?

Why do you like eating pussy? Pussy never smells or tastes nice. Even when it doesn't stink it still smells off-putting and unpleasant. And don't tell me I only had nasty pussy. All the girls I had so far, and some of them were hygienic to the point where it became annoying, often had unpleasant aromas coming from their pussy. In some cases I couldn't reach climax because the smell almost made me gag. That was the case with three of the girls. None of them were dirty or neglected their hygiene.

So what do you like about eating pussy?
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>>696227235
I don't know
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So your saying dick tastes good? faggot
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>>696227235
OP, ur a faggot, it's normal for you not to like eating pussy.
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>>696227536
If that is what you took out of that post you're probably so deep in the closet you are the king of Narnia.
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>>696227235
The smell you might scenting could be the pheromones. If you feel disgusted then your primal senses are not attracted by them. Do you have any sexual issues OP? Do you have any homosexual inclinations?
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You are probably from some curry munching country or your gf is a chav eating fish and chips and smoking or shes an american that drinks shitty beer and eats take out.

Grow up, find a woman that is healthy, pussy tastes like heaven.
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>>696227235
I dont know OP. I'm a man, I dont complain and cry about every little annoyance I come across. I generally just shut and do what what needs to be done to get the job done. I eat pussy and dont even think about what is bad about it, Why are you even complaining about it? Reach down, lift up your skirt, grab your balls and stop crying about trivial bullshit.
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>>696227822
this tbh, if you partner is clean but still smells off putting to you, you prolly a shit genetic match.
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>>696227914
this... who the fuck cares if it has an aroma or not? OP is prob 15 years old
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>>696227235
Thats normal. Real faggots prefer to suck dick. Personally I live eating pussy.. Or face sitting mmmhh
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>>696227741
my point was dicks don't taste good either but they dont suck it for the taste they do it to pleasure you and vice versa.
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>>696227835
>pussy tastes like heaven

Why does every virgin think that?

Yeah OP pussy isn't the nicest smelling thing but just get done with it. Ignore the smell.
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my gf pussy doesn't taste bad, but i wouldn't say it tastes good, neutral flavour, i just get horny when she moans. she shakes when she's excited, so i always know if i'm doing it right
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>>696227235
because I know that it gives them pleasure. You can have sex for your own enjoyment but if you actually love someone then you just want to make them happy.
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>>696227235
Studies have shown a correlation between eating out pussy and throat cancer.

>Thats none of my business.
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>>696227235
>Implying dick smells any better all you faggots with foreskin and all that dick cheese that builds up during the day and some chick sucks your dick cheese off shame.
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>>696228255
We have a denier here. Probably likes the smell of balls.

Sorry bro, I do love the smell of pussy. Almost every saturday I give my wife a back massage, which ends up with some goof fucking, but in the process, I do caress that ass, spread her cheeks, and smell that moist little pussy. And I don't know if heaven smells like that, but I like it
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>>696228739
wash before bj,
also, foreskin = good
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>>696228249
>implying
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>>696227235
Start smoking cigarettes so your sense of smell goes away.

And so you can die faster you fucking faggot. This is the gayer than trap or loli thread.
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>>696227536
dick tastes like skin

if a dick is washed properly, it wont taste bad at all

yours is probably so covered with layers of your smegma that you could open up a cheese-factory by now
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>>696227235

Gf is slightly acidic, doesn't smell bad. It's nice tasting I guess.
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>>696228829
How do you wash your dick if your gonna get a bj in a club or public place you bring wipes with you pssh.
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>>696228249
Sure but OP is about liking it. I know some guys who like eating pussy as well. I know that we do it as kind of service but I wonder how someone can actually like it.
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>>696227741
good joke. you dont like eating pussy we get it. some of us do, get your girl to wash her slit
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dude ignore all these 12 year olds calling you gay. Ive been with three girls who were all extremely hygenic and pussy just doesn't smell that good to me. Its only ever really bothered me once, where i actually got turned off after eating her out and the smell of the juices from her vaginas was so off-putting and strange. I couldn't handle it.
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>>696228699
Shouldn't this concern you guys?
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>>696228699
Just like fucking or BJs can give you cancer, it's called HPV and there is a vaccine.
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get with vegetarians faggots
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>ITT: insecure people who equate not liking to eat pussy with liking to suck dick and/or balls

It truly is summer.
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>>696227235
>>696227235
sounds like you might try some cock instead?
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>>696228989
Precum tastes like snot and cum is a luke warm bitter substance that gushes into your mouth.

It's not tasty, but it can be hot.
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>>696227235
the sex part, I guess.
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>>696229262

Enjoy the taste and the smell turns me on.

Simples
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>>696227235
love how she tastes and smells. love how it makes her feel and the power in bed it gives me. its great foreplay.

I've only had one pussy that was too gross to eat - I don't know what was up with her, but her pussy tasted like fucking onion rings or something. my dick would stink for days after fucking her, no matter how much I washed.
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>>696229502
Its not just the HPV and wide range of infections and diseases you can get, it is the PH level and the protein content of the ooze that coats your throat and stays there. Plus, the chemicals int he tampons and other products.
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>>696227235
It's dirty, that's why.
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>>696227235
I love it when a girl sits on my face, and forces me to eat them out. I just choose not to eat my gf's pussy because she does not shower regularly, when we shower together I wash her so I know she is clean, then I will go down her like a Chinese buffet, and even tongue punch her fart box. I will never eat a nasty pussy, I would beat a women before that happens, and I dont like hitting woman.
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>>696227235
>current year
>being this far in the closet
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>>696227235
Your mom likes it when i eat hers
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>>696229908
meh I'm ok with it.
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>>696227235
it's way better eating asshole, which is dry and – if you're clean, of course – doesn't smell
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>>696229908
hahhahhaaaa... I bet you fell straight out of med school.

You see, girls are humans too, if their pussies or tampons were carcinogens, they would all be dying of vagina cancer.. but they don't.
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>>696230104
>>696228255

fucking pedestrians
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>>696227235
If you dont enjoy it, no prob bro, you are gay as the sun is bright, and that is ok! You just need to asume it and start enjoying your enormous homosexuality
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Fat chicks pussys are the worst.
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>>696227235
i dont eat pussy

i suck on cock, much better
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>>696227235
If you don't like eating pussy maybe it's you sucks with your tongue.
You don't eat pussy for the taste or something, it's for the feel of see your girl came for you. Do you believe girls enjoy sucking dicks?
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The thing about eating pussy is its kinda boring. I wish those pussy lips squiggled around or kissed me back.
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>>696227235
>All the girls I had so far

im sure buddy, im sure.
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i enjoy it because of my submissive side.
getting her to cum by eating her out is very rewarding.
the taste and smell however is always unpleasant at first. once you get a good taste of it and keep going though you dont even notice it.
become noseblind and your tongue adjusts to the taste.
after that feeling the wetness increase threefold when she orgasms is, again, very rewarding.
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Subjective experience, I guess. I really enjoy the smell and taste of pussy. I like feeling and hearing the woman react to the different things I do, and it's immensely satisfying to make her climax with nothing but your mouth.
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>>696227235
Yeah, I been married 18 years, and it's almost never a super pleasant activity. Plus frustrating because you could be down there 20 mins, jaw aching, tongue hurting, dick gone limp, and she isn't even "close" because she keeps being "distracted" and I'm not doing the exact right thing at the right pressure, I keep "speeding up" and "doing it harder" and "just forget it for now" tap tap tap.
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>>696230785
A lot of women love sucking dicks, u kidding me?
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>>696230123
And your mom screams out Bozo the Clown's name when I go down on her... oh, shit anon, your dad's getting by a clown... doot-doot doo-doo-doo-doo doot-doot-doot-doooooo...
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>>696229210
you don't need to. I wash my dick in the morning when i have a shower, along with the rest of my body, and it's fine.


There is literally no need to be genitally mutilated in this day and age. The only reason you are, is because in the early 1900s people thought it would stop kids from wanking.

You're literally only loosing, since a lot of the sensitive nerve endings are on the foreskin, and there's that ugly discolouring thing on the end.
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I love the smell, I love the taste, I just love chowing on vage, I love giving the vage pleasure and I love putting my dick in it. I have never really noticed a smell on them but tbh when I am horny I like the smell and it makes me hornier. But that is just me, I am a sexual being.
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>>696227235
bad hygene=nasty vag smell
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I really like how you can tell by the replies in this thread who actually has experience and who's just spouting your a fagget nonsense.
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>>696230971

liek
+1
upvoat
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>>696227235
Both of my current fuckbuddies have vaginas that taste sweet. You've just gotten nasty pussy. Most girls don't reek, some do, the majority don't taste good but its tolerable for a good fuck. Some girls don't even like being eaten out. It all depends on the genetics dude.
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>>696231300
thanks virus man
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Eating pussy is for spineless faggots. I make women cum by pounding their throat with my 8 inch cock.
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>>696231300

Catch more viruses here than licking all the twats in Canada.
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>>696231542

Because of the sexual nerve endings in the back of their throat, right?
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>>696227235
maybe you've got some STD you aren't aware of and you are infecting your women, thus the bad smell, go to the doctor OP
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>ask sister if I can practice on her
>she says no
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>>696231219
>the vage
Lame
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>>696227235
It tastes good and is also a legitimate way of drinking human blood... ;-)
...yes that tastes great too.
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I like it when she sits with her pussy on my face. I like her reactions when I lick it good. It turns me on. With some girls I like how the clit feels. I once shoved my tongue as deep as I could in the vagina and it tasted really good. It was actually sweet with a little bit of sour, but only a little bit.Sometimes even the smell turns me on.

On the other hand, I avoid those who smell bad and I don't like to lick them very long, between 5 and 10 minutes is ideal. I generally lose interest after 10-15 min no matter how good it tastes, looks or smells.
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>>696231747
Story?
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>>696227235
Get her to shower first, shave the area so the hair doesn't stink (hair holds smells like nothing else), and get her aroused BEFORE going down. You'll want it wet. Also: Don't be a fucking beta and eat the ass too.
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>>696231897
>he asked his sister to practice on her
>she said no
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>>696231080
I know, but sucking dick doesn't give physical pleasure for girls, they love doing because the man.
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i eat my girlfriends butthole after she wipes after a poop. a period pussy or a smelly pussy wont bother me during eating pussy. the aroma arouses me.
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>>696231984
I think they actually like a nice, shiny cock. I know I like it.
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>implying i eat pussy top kek OP
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>>696232077
yeah but nigga you gay
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>>696227521
I agree. Sex in general is just gross. I'm a 29 year old virgin and one of the reasons is that I just CAN'T. Like I just can't EVEN, right now.
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>>696230168
Yes, tampons do cause cancer.

Your logic is as follows: If there are cigarette smokers, then how does smoking cause cancer? They have the supposed carcinogens in their system, why are they not dieing of cancer?

They are..... they are slowly all getting cancer.

1 in 3 get breast cancer alone.
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you only had nasty pussy
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>implying OP wouldn't much rather get his lips around this cock
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>>696231163
No you're dumb and you dick smells. Arm pits, ass Crack and fat fucks under their folds. Un cut is gross as fuck
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>>696229836
This, very much.
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>>696229210
dis guy
dis guy, guise
never heard of restroom
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>>696232162
I like pussy more, so I don't think I am gay. I am not straight either, of course.
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>>696232318
faggots
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>>696231026
Theres a book called "she comes first" i suggest you read it
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>>696227235
Maybe you like sucking cock, OP. We all know you're a faggot.

Out of 10 cunnilingus, 3 were good, 3 were bad, 4 were normal. So yes, hygiene and diet is the key factor.
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>>696227235
>>696229849
>love how it makes her feel and the power in bed it gives me


THIS


It's a psychological thing. I enjoy odd / sweet /musty taste of it. It's all about making her feel comfortable and getting her aroused. Once she starts getting aroused then i really start getting aroused.


Eating pussy is like trying to beat a Mega-Man boss; you have to find the right patterns / use the right weapons in order to win. I throughly enjoy the whole process
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>>696227235
Never had a pussy that tasted horrendous.

The part I love is the moaning and feeling of someone writhing under you and bucking their hips into you
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>>696230129
Are you defending your masculinity by claiming that you like eating pussy more than not having cancer?
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>>696227235
I eat my girlfriends pussy to get her off before sex, women take longer, and sometimes have to be hyped to enjoy sex.

I ALWAYS make her wash her pussy before eating it out though. Not because her pussy is dirty due to bad hygiene but because vagina's naturally collect sweat and can become smelly.
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>>696227235
my gf diarrheas and throws up in my mouth
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>>696232470
I believe that is actually Jojo The Abnormal Traveling Man
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>>696227235
Only a select few like it really, I will lick anything on a woman's body, and I have except for the pussy or anus.
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You gotta eat healthy for it to taste healthy. High sugary foods will always make it taste unpleasant, it goes for sperm too. Raspberries are pretty good to eat before getting down and dirty. So if you want to lick her down there or taste cum eat fruit and veggies before sex.
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>>696228989
sorry I'm not washing my dick every 10 minutes, if your uncut its going to smell deal with it you pussy
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>>696232596
ur gf prob thinks ur a lil bitch bc u do that. ur a fuking pussy. be a fuking man. u weak ass fagot
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>>696227235
>So what do you like about eating pussy?
taste
feel
smell
making my partner feel good
not like I have any other choice but muff in the end

>Pussy never smells or tastes nice
learn to wash your cunt / tell your gf to wash it
don't eat fastfood
>it still smells off-putting and unpleasant
fag
>All the girls I had so far
from what you wrote so far there are only two options
A) you are a virgin
B) your previous gfs did a shit job at keeping it clean (probably washed it out with water or something)
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>>696230129
In denial of the carcinogenic effects? Or you are just a pussy addict?
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>>696232265
to back up your claim you'd have to show me statistics on how women who uses tampons have a higher risk of getting a cancer compered to those who don't.
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>>696232253
I think you're just a bitch. Nothing wrong with that. I agree sex is disgusting, but I'm a bitch too. Not a Virgin tho.. I think you should still give sex a shot.
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>>696227235
Don't get me wrong, when I was a teenager eating teenage pussy, that shit was good. Wife's 47 year old pussy that takes an engineering degree to operate, I can take it or leave it, mostly leave it. I don't need more reminders of my failures and inadequacies.
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>>696232769
This is why i never go clubbing without a bag of fruit to eat on the dance floor
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>>696232877
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>>696227235
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/261453.php
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>>696227914
This.

One time so.eone told me eating pussy is gay as a clit is like a small penis. I dunno wtf is going on in your head when you think doing something with a chick is classified as gay....
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>>696232900

>>696233158
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>>696232318
heh, I saved this dick too, way back. It's a nice cock
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>>696232909
You sound sad anon.
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>>696231980
good story bro
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>>696231984
Youre full of shit, they love the physical feeling of a hard dick in their mouth.
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>>696227235

If the smell of clean, healthy pussy doesn't turn you on then you are an evolutionary anomaly, or perhaps you're gay. I don't say that to be mean or edgy, I mean it.

This is biological programming we're talking about here.
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>>696229908
No, it's the HPV.

Go back to eating tendies.
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>>696232841
Suck one faggot, I wash my dick before she blows me too. WE both agree that shit needs to be cleaned before putting it in our mouths because we're not sick n33ts who have no standards.
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I've only tasted 2 different pussies in my short life, and both tasted very nice, and it even smelled nice down there. The first girl I was with was 15, and her asshole was clean too, I could probably have licked it and still enjoy it a lot, because it didn't smell bad at all.

The second girl I was with was 14, and her pussy smelled nice, but her asshole did stink like an asshole normally would, it wasn't like super clean like my previous, who looked like a pornstars asshole, all clean but also tight.

So idk, maybe I have been lucky, but I was also very attracted to both girls, and got my dick hard just licking them.
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>eating pussy
>tastes a little funny... kind of like sucking a penny
>ignore it and power through for 20 minutes
>Find out her period started while I was down there
>Realize that I was drinking menstruation
>don't want to live anymore
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>>696233115
your loss
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>>696227235
maybe you're gay and long for the smell of asshole
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https://www.kinkly.com/2/357/beyond-missionary/oral-sex/5-foods-for-better-taste-below-the-waist
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>>696232253
>I agree. Sex in general is just gross.
nah, you will love it m8 get down and dirty
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>>696233312
no thats just u
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>>696232434
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>>696232318
Post moar. Nice dick 11/10
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>>696233214
Only skimmed through it, but it seems like it says HPV is the culprit and not tampons, which is what I've been saying all along.
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>>696233418
thats my one buggaboo.
bitch is bleeding you're lucky if i even stick my dick in that mess.
disgusting
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>>696227235

sometimes it tastes sweet, sometimes it's sour, I tasted 18 pussies, only 2 had a bad taste.
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>>696227235
I actually like the taste of pussy, especially when she just got home from the gym.
Also pleasing another person sexually is a turn on for non selfish shit-people.
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>>696233378
no, ur a little bitch
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>>696232388
>Being so salty that his amerifatfuck parents got their jew doctor to genitally mutilate him that he tells people who haven't been genitally cucked that their dicks smell.

They don't, anon, as has already been established, but what is true is that your blowjobs are going to be significantly less pleasurable than mine, along with various other problems.

http://www.circinfo.org/Warren.html

It's a barbaric and outdated practice, you have my sympathy.
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>>696227235
I get off on giving oral pleasure to females.
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>>696230806
underrated post
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>>696233516
It is HPV. Ignore the other cock gargler.
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>>696233418
thanks for this, cracked me up, think of it this way, you can now lick her ass and pussy without issue knowing what you can already handle
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>>696233662
ur a n33t who would lick a cat's vag
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>>696227235

Cock tastes great when it's clean and the guy has a decent diet + drinks water, pussy tastes even better, you're just a faggot
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ill eat my girlfriends butthole poop i dont give a fuck. ill let her diarhea on my leg.
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>>696227235
Makes my partner ferl great and she usually reciprocates the oral.

It's a give and take. Plus I really love pussy.
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>>696227235
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>>696233669
tubesocks for tubecocks
enjoy your virginity monkey dick
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It's funny when a bunch of faggots who roll to eat their own cum every night make posts about pussy tasting bad
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>>696233877
bro telling ur gf to wash her pussy is the most bitch ass shit u could do. im a fucking MAN, ill eat her butthole after she poops.
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You are all disgusting reproductive organs aren't meant to get close to mouth they are for reproducing and if you are doing it for pleasure that is a sin.

You make me sick.
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Its the lords kiss.
You know nothing, jon snow
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>>696234154
semen agreeably does taste a hundred times worse than pussy juice
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>>696232438
Naah man, my wife is on so many various powerful meds, even she can't make herself cum sometimes. I'm not going to be down there working my ass off while she gets "distracted" because I started going slightly faster or slower, and now she has to "start over" or whatever. Not worth it, keep the book.
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>>696227235
Try Jewish pussy. Had a thing with a Jewish girl a while back and hers actually tasted good. Most others were at best flavorless, at worst salty with a fishy scent. Usually though after about 15 seconds I forget about any of that.

All that to say, stop being a faggot and learn how to pleasure a woman.
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>>696233669
I'm ok with not having those extra nerve endings. Means I last longer :)
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Pussy eating is alright if the girl is clean, however the main course is always penetration. I don't know how lesbians can get satisfied from giving oral at all
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>>696231026
>Married 18 years
>Still hasn't learned how to please a woman

Are you sure you aren't supposed to be with a man?
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>>696234208
my gf farts in my mouth
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>>696231846
What? Do you think women bleed from theyr pussy all the time?
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>>696234309
buy her some l-arganine and sensitising lubes FFS
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>>696234256
Which is funny because my ex loved for me to cum in her mouth and she would swallow every drop but she wouldn't suck it after it had been inside her without me washing it first.
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>>696227235
OP is a literal faggot
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>tfw I will never be able to have sex bcs my dick always smells bad even immediately after I wash it, and yes I'm uncut

How do I even fix that without mutilating it?
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>>696234185
Good luck with that salmonella /b/ro
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>>696229469

Ok so the tests are currently inconclusive?

Or is it like coffee where it does both good and bad things simultaneously?
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>>696234421
>I don't know how lesbians can get satisfied from giving oral at all
skill
and throwing in a few fingers
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>>696227235

there's a pandemia about getting mental "pleasure" from physically and humanly unpleasant and/or unnatural things.

Think about gays, for example.
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>>696228562
This
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>>696227914
/this
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>>696229079
Yeah my gf tastes good, like almost sweet. I love that shit lol
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>>696233418
Happened to me recently. Loved her so much I didn't even mind
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>>696229649
>Faggot doesn't understand that it's comparing the two to be more of a labor of love than pleasurable on both ends
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>>696234347
What do sheckels taste like? Genuinely curious.
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I like it. She likes it.
There you have it...
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>>696234208
Dont start.
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>>696228739
>He doesn't understand basic uncut hygiene
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>>696227235
the smell/taste isn't a problem for me since my sinuses are fucked.

she likes it, and the more I go down on her, he more she goes down on me
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I caught HPV 3 years ago and haven't had a blowjob since, still fuck chicks though, just need to wear a condom and keep my boxers on during, put my dick through the little flap where the buttons are so there is zero skin contact. Pretty shitty
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>>696227235
>Why do you like eating pussy?

Only idiots eat uncircumcised pussy.
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>>696234495
>Still hasn't learned how to please a woman

After 18 years you learn you will never please a woman. It's a bottomless pit. And as a warning to those guys who would go out of their way to please their woman, in their mind you are just demonstrating that you're their bitch. "Please your woman" and she'll hope you can "still be friends" after she meets a guy who "really challenges her"
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> ph level

Ok so I should gargle crushed tums right after? Or cola?

You know basic-ness and acidity in edible doses is really manipulable.

So which is it, tums or cola?
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>>696232901
my gf just ordered one of these skirts. I love eating her out and I don't really mind the smell or taste. It's a fairly neutral thing for me.
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my gf sleeps naked and in the morning ill wake up with lil poops on the bed from her sleep pooping. and ill pick the lil poops up from the bed and put them in the toilet.
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>>696227235
I don't know, never eat it but I would guess that it's the same as cum. It san taste sweet or neutral if the peron is having a healthy diet, doesn't smoke or drink beer or hard liquor. However if the guy does those things his cum will taste like his dick is conected to his collon, literally liquid shit.

TL;DR don'tfuck peple who eat fast food, drink or smoke and you will want to eat their genitals
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>>696235439
That's super cool of you, but HPV is super common and after treatment most people are asymptomatic anyway.

I'm just making excuses cos I have a HPV infested butthole and vag probably, even if my guy wears a condom there's risk.
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>>696235275

But that's not real Christians. Ugandans slaughtering homos isn't real Christians
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>>696229908
Such a low quality bait
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>>696228699
Actually the dha and oxytocin you get from eating pussy fights cancer. Look it up you colossal faggot
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>>696235642
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>696235642


SAME HERE lol ! Its fucking weird, but whatever.
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>>696227235
hold on according to this "picture" it says that when you lick a pussy you are licking the pee hole? if true that is gross af. is this real?

Sent from my Android phone
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>>696235642
Is your gf a rabbit?
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>>696235816
Im not up for debate. Im just saying dont start before you turn this into a feud talking about who is right and who is wrong. Prevention is better than cure.
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>>696235642
That's sick man what the fuck
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>>696232582
Lets put it simple
>if you get cancer you kill yourself and no one can blame you EZ cancer cure
>if you gay you are gay for all your life and you can blame no one but yourself
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>>696235831

>ph

Idk he might actually have a point regardless of if it's bait.

If that's the last thing you eat almost every other night it should effect you in the long run.

But is that yummy pussy juice acidic or basic
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sucking on the clit is like sucking on a dick'; the blood rushes to both and makes them very sensitive to the touch.
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>>696236234
it's acidic
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>>696236234
>below the eyes
Did something happen to her? Or did she purposely fuck herself up like that via surgery or other?
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>>696236234
Still not taking the bait my friend.
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>>696236390
is that how you justify sucking on a femine penis, faggot?
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>>696235492
After 25 years you learn pleasing your women aka cuming. You will learn that it's a mutual agreement. The more you make her horney or pleased the more she lets you do. For example a quicky for you may be good but if you go for pleasing her too she would even let you stick you dick in your mouth after you creampied her. Then she will get on 4's and go anal
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>>696236473

Ke then tums water, any potential problem solved
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>>696233418
>not enjoying your GF pussy blood
nigga you gay
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>>696236390
i think humans are born with female genitalia, then after some short amount of time chromosomes kick in and if you have a y chromosome it develops into a penis

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OP here's a trick. Stop drinking your pussy ass water and nail a malt before you go down. You both get warmth and enjoyment then faggot.
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>>696232596
>vagina's
Hi, foreigner.
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>>696236234
From your gf? Pretty fucking basic.
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>>696236492

Uhhh the chongs have this weird fascination with looking sleep deprived without bags,

It's the chong look rn
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>>696235642
Cardio bunnys man, the sex is frequent but they need a high amount of grass product and their poos are little dots.
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>>696235766
..can i see? Just to be sure...?
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>>696236600
Not sure if b8 or just a retard posting this.
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>>696229210
If you're a veteran, then yes. Anyone intelligent brings wipes everywhere, he'll some soldiers use it over toilet paper outside of service. More expensive but fuck it. If you're not able to eat ice cream out of an ass you need to work on hygiene.
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>>696227235
Same here. I thought it's all in my head.
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>>696236766
Weird describes it perfectly. Thanks.
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>>696235766
Yeah it's annoying as fuck, and it's harder for women I assume because there isn't much way around it for you guys. My ex who I was with for a year and a half voluntarily caught it despite me saying it was a bad idea because it doesn't just go away in a couple of weeks. She fucked some other dude and probably gave him it which is a horrible thing to do. My immune system is pretty low because for the past few months I haven't been eating good or exercising much, I'm fat I'm just not in the best health so I still get warts now and again.
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>>696235694
Sounds like you're talking about some of that Vegan Vagina Juice
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>>696227235
I've only been with one girl, i've been with her for two years now. Her pussy doesn't smell at all, the taste isn't bad. It isn't good, but it's not bad at all. I'm pretty indifferent to it, actually. I eat her out because it makes her feel good and makes the actual sex afterwards much better.

To answer your question about what I like about it, two things. 1. I like making her enjoy herself and feel good. 2. For some reason, feeling her legs tighten around me and having her squirm around.... it gets me off so quickly. Sometimes i'll even hold her legs open when she tries to squeeze down just to have her squirm some more. It's great.
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>>696236492
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>>696236680
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recapitulation_theory
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>>696227235
you get used to it really quick
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>>696227235

I've tasted some sweet pussy in my life, don't know what fish twats you've been eating.
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My girlfriend's pussy is fresh as a daisy. Maybe it's because she doesn't really eat meat but - bar extreme circumstances (flights etc.) - it has no smell and almost no taste either; certainly nothing unpleasant.
I actually haven't come across bad pussy taste/smell-wise. Maybe I've just been lucky but it's only ever been a bit ferrous/metallic - nothing that would deter me from having the most important meal of the day.
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OP sounds like a faggot, perhaps he should try sucking cock.

Good pussy tastes great. Sometimes sweet, sometimes tangy. If you don't like it you're probably a faggot.
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>>696228153
Underrated post
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>>696237724

I kinda understand op sometimes it's just not as pleasant eg after a long hike.

But it seems like he just doesn't like pussy in general he's a fucking faggot
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>>696227235

>Pussy never smells or tastes nice.

OP is an actual faggot. Or a woman.
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>>696228231
Nothing better than laying on your back with your girlfriend on her knees over your face. I fucking love to eat pussy ! I'm going to be in that position in 12 hours. I can't wait....
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>>696233473
yeah pretty much this
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Protip: My vag smells the best after Ive eaten a shit ton of pumpkin, falls my boyfriends favorite time of year apparently. Ive had time's where it smelled like straight up vag but generally fruits and vegetables make it sweeter as I've heard.
But I root for pumpkin, even cum isnt as bad
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>>696229262
I love eating pussy as much as I love fucking it
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>>696237255
i don't understand this web page. does it say i'm wrong?

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>>696232318
post moar, i wanna see the head
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>>696227235
clearly some like the smell m8 you arent one of them
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>>696238994
lel that's because you think eating pussy is manly because you were indoctrinated to think that, and obviously you're obsessed with projecting this. you know that you wouldn't "love" it if it weren't so important to you to pretend to be so alpha. get a clue retard and use you're brain to think for yourself and take the red pill

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>>696227235
I never had that kinda issues. Probably you don't like it, because you have other sexual tendencies
Long Story short : OP is a faggot.
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You should go out with women who bathe regularly
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Pussy tastes gross just like OP says, i'm Clay Aiken.
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No, you've just had either fat bitches or dirty sluzzas. It is rare to find a perfect one but they are out there.
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>>696229262
some taste and smell great and some do not. I would tell a story but you would not believe, but it can taste very good
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>>696227235

It's only a problem if you're eating out some slut who's still dripping some other guys cum from 2 days ago.
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>>696241074
Tell
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>>696230885
I think of it like beer

I hated it at first. The taste. The smell. The hungry feeling i get 15 minutes later. I dont know why i kept drinking beer even though i hated it. After a while i would actually get cravings for it and would feel refreshed after opening a can and taking a sip.

Same with pussy. Didnt like eating it at first but the craving brought me back for more. I became blind to the things i didnt like at first and focused on putting the girls body to play
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>>696227235
I have a technique for eating pussy that drives the girls batshit crazy
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>>696242736
I have 10 good techniques and you wont believe what #6 is
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>>696227235
It can and often will taste weird, but when I am sexually aroused the "filth" is still sexy asf. I even go for the rimjob because I love asses and you can't tell me asses taste better than puss
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pussy tastes like licking pennies.
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>>696242961
I do it for the protein
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>>696227235
Idk I think it's instinct; guinea pigs even eat pussy. It's as ingrained into the male condition as exploring and kicking beta male usurper ass. Fucking puss without licking it first isn't even fun for me.
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>>696227235
It's one of those things you will either like or hate really; sort of like how some people like certain foods and others do not. It's preference and it can also be an acquired tase as well.

Me personally from my experience - you are right, pussy does stink. Generally them showering/washing helps but even the most hygenic girls carry a scent down there - a scent you will either enjoy or hate.

I actually love the smell/taste of pussy and prefer it in many cases unwashed. Don't know why but I like the natural scent of attractive women down there - also I enjoy the scent of their asses as well (not the shit smell specifically but I guess the sweat smell?)

I've met guys with mixed opinions on this, some guys wont even consider licking a girls vagina let alone their asses, others love eating ass/pussy. If you've tried to enjoy it but can't no matter how hard you try then I guess it's not for you, don't know what to tell you.
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A girl can be hygienic and still develop certain bacterial infections that might not affect discharge, but can cause smells to change. This can happen due to hormones, sensitivities to sugar, or even medications.
Diet is the biggest thing that can cause unusual smells, as well as smoking or drinking, and some just smell bad.

If there is a smell, a ph test can be done to determine bacterial infections or unusual ph levels. If there is no infection and it still smells bad, she can change her diet, incorporate things like cranberry juice (not cocktail), or you can just put up with it because you want your dick sucked, and dick/cum usually tastes fucking awful.
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>>696227822
Checked. Im going to second this, the smell of arroused pussy makes me go rock hard instantly. Sometimes even my lower back will tighten up.
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I've only ate out 2 girls. First was gross but dealt with it. The second tasted almost like nothing. She was a squirter too so it was fun. Didn't get to Fuck her but I really want to
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>>696245824
How the fuck is that even possible? No doesnt mean no, it means eat her out first.
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>>696237730
It's true tho
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