Waifu claiming thread. Rules: >Claim your Waifu/Husbando

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still here

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9keYQzgg9c

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>>696204509
want a cookie?

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Stella claimed and rolling for stella.

Gonna go out to eat
Stella out.

>>696204509
still queer
get used to it

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Claimed to piss someone in the old thread off

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Claimed.

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>>696204594
>hugs

>>696204700
Fuck off elitist

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>>696204594
to eat.*
>to eat Stella

kek bye

I used Fakku for hentai (read) .
What do you guys use? for H-manga and H-videos?

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Best type moon claimed.

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>>696204651
fuck off Megumin

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>>696204590
depends on the type
>>696204596
i can live with that

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>>696204751
>supporting Fakku
I use Sadpanda because they're not jews.

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Thanks windows

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>>696204782
What?

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>>696204751
For H-videos I use hentaihaven.org, pretty good site I suppose.
>rip fakku
G-E hentai is pretty okay for some H-manga.
>>696204663
>>696204509

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>>696204904
Thats why i have Alien Ware

>>696204949
Remember the Cookie monster pic?

Well. Our new DnD game is going down hill. We started haggling the price of an ax, and now we are fighting guards.

Our druid started making his items seem haunted by making noises and then one of the guards insulted our barbarian...

>>696204751
Well, n-hentai is good for h-manga
>>696204849
Moo

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>>696205079
Slightly.

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>>696205188
Picture for this

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>>696204904
Pretty much this....

>Sanae

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GUESS WHO'S BACK. Also, QOTT: Why do we have waifus? Why have we selected fictional women to be in love with and fantasize about loving us in turn? Is it because they're genuinely our ideal woman and 3D will never match up? Is it a counter for our crippling loneliness? In the case of the latter, I find it ironic that this defense mechanism actually causes further alienation and loneliness in a self-perpetuating cycle of lonely, find waifu, obsess over waifu, and then be lonely more because of it. Am I thinking about this too much?

>>696205200
They were fucking your waifu and Kurome
That was hilarious
It was like 10 MB too
>>696205239
Let me join

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QOTT: Where would you take your waifu on a date?

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>>696204904
Delete system 32.
>>696205188
>>696205239
Hello.

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>>696204949
hi

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>>696205354
What
>>696205391
McDonalds

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>>696204855
the nobody cares cookie

>>696205354
Shadys back?

>>696205391
>Pic related

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>>696205354
Hey mercy

I mostly joined out of boredom, and to see if anyone recognized Fran

>>696205373
In the DnD?
>>696205391
To the movies. Cheese horror movies probably

>>696205408
How are you?

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>>696205475
hi

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>>696205391
Fuck it, Homura's question is better. I'd take her to a nice restaurant for lunch, go to the library and read the shit out of some books together.

>>696205670
No
The E&E

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>>696205021
Why would you do that to yourself?
>>696205408
Install hammer

>>696205768
>implying she'd want to
She just wants to get PoTG for once

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>>696205564
raisin?
>>696205753
hey

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>>696205880
hello

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claimed

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>>696205670
Good, not really doing anything right now, how are you?
>>696205862
Use it for target practice.

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>>696205768
No, your question is perfectly fit and something I'd like to know about every anon.
I simply don't feel like I need 3D and Homura is too perfect as a character.

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>>696204949
Afternoon!
>>696205391
I have no clue, probably some fancy restaurant that'll overcharge. Or the state park.

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>>696205864
>>696205918
>>696205977
No more

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>>696205354
Yes

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>>696206108
For a bow or a slingshot?

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>>696205862
I wanted the cool alien mask in PayDay 2, duh

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This right here is my favorite part.

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>>696206305
A gun you communist.

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>>696205391
Tokyo.

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>>696205805
Nah

>>696205956
Hey Shizuru

>>696206108
Still in DnD, our evil party is being evil

>>696206429
What the fuck...

Not only did someone fap to this, but someone else had to fucking draw this

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>>696205391
Well since she loves carnivals I'd try to take her to those. If none are held I'd probably take her out to dinner and then some drinks at the Old Market Square aka the longest bar in the world. Then I'd take her to the river and sit there together until the bus came

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>>696206110
Mercy is basically a compensator for my mother being shitshow of a parent. A kind, intelligent older woman who would totally look after me, cuddle me ad infinitum, and actually bother tending to my emotinal needs instead of screaming at me for crying. On top of that, fit chick with nice tits, and pretty much Aryan to boot. Not to mention she's probably filthy rich and I'd be able to be a househusband. 3D could never achieve all this.

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>>696206451
Where do you tink i am?

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>>696205391
Hey, this is a pretty good QoTT. I guess the Imhoff Chocolate Museum in Cologne.
>>696205354
Study long study wrong. In my mind, Shiro is ideal for me, and I just don't think a 3D woman can even compare to her. Oddly enough, I think when I thought about switching it strengthened my love for Shiro, but I'm rambling on too much.
>>696205475
>>696206123
How has your guys' day been so far?

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Working on an electronica version of Morning from "Peer Gynt"

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>>696206668
Slavland?

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>>696206572
Nice.
>>696206668
A communist country.

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>>696206734
fine yourself?

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>>696205391
Probably just McDonald's. There aren't many options in a South American country.

>Homu has to answer too.

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>>696206851
Fine on my side too. Been up for about 20 hours, I should probably head off to sleep soon.

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>>696205707
>>696205818
>>696205864
>>696205918
>>696205977
>>696206130
>>696206203
>>696206245
>>696206312
>>696206363
>>696206429

>>696206975
Perfect.

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>>696206803
No
>>696206837
Also no

>>696205354
>Why do we have waifus?
Not sure I have by all definitions.
>Why have we selected fictional women to be in love with and fantasize about loving us in turn?
I didn't select shit.
>Is it because they're genuinely our ideal woman and 3D will never match up?
That's simple for once. Yes.
>Is it a counter for our crippling loneliness?
Probably.
>In the case of the latter, I find it ironic that this defense mechanism actually causes further alienation and loneliness in a self-perpetuating cycle of lonely, find waifu, obsess over waifu, and then be lonely more because of it.
Defense mechanism? I love whatever I want. It also can't make you lonely beyond being alone.
>Am I thinking about this too much?
No.

>>696205391
It's not about WHERE you are with you're waifu.

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>>696206837
We just murdered a blacksmith over a 1 gold piece. What the fuck

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>>696207023
Are you in Britainistan? Commiefornia?

>>696205391
To my bed

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>>696206970
only if you want to

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>>696207159
Find a necromancer to make everything ok again

What should I dump next?

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>>696206572
Hi Fran.
>>696207023
Syndra lives in your ceiling. Wherever that may be.

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>>696207023
Well, you're close to slavland though.

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>>696206429

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>>696206879
It looks like her chair is about to fall over and she's reaching out for assistance.
In other news, I have 90 turns left in my Civ 5 game, it only took 20 turns to take over Eygpt which has so far been my longest war so I have plenty of time to remove the nigger jews.
>>696207023
Bullshit anywhere that isn't America is communist.
>>696207159
Nice, take over the town and start an evil empire.

>>696206110
>I simply don't feel like I need 3D
You don't look at porn or anything?

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>>696207159
That's okay. Our rogue set fire to a house while most of the party was inside it. I almost had my wolf maul his genitals after.

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>>696207335
Junji Ito stuff.

Do it.

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>>696207335
I swear if you dump any stupid weird hentai bullshit I will track you down and murder you.

>>696207393
>>696207581
Well someone's a spoilsport.

>>696207575
Fine, anything in particular?

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>>696207575
This
>>696207664
GYO GYO GYO GYO

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>>696206734
Woke up, I'm doing better than yesterday.
Gonna eat something, then I don't know.
>>696205354
Had something typed out, browser closed out.....

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>>696207023
It was Lithuania, right?

Or somewhere in East Europe

>>696207322
We are like level 1

>>696207335
Yaoi

>>696207348
What the fuck is this party

>>696207404
We are getting the fuck out

>>696207491
We were going to distract distract the dude while we stile this

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>>696207664
Anything works for me, I like most of his stuff.

Tomie,Gyo, Uzumaki.

Whatever you want.

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>>696207759
hi

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>>696207913
and already killing villagers?
good luck

>>696207729
>GYO
That's 20 fucking chapters. I may be committed, but I'm not insane.

>>696207913
I dont do yaoi.

>>696207940
Okay, okay. I got a few ideas.

>>696207177
Potatoville
>>696207392
Not close enough
>>696207404
Fucking capitalists
>>696207913
>Lithuania
Almoust

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>>696208369
Pic

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>>696207485
I like having a very short circle of friends and didn't feel like my relationships were worth the effort at all. Perhaps one day someone will change that to me, if that doesn't happen I won't be bothered with it.

>>696207034
It should still be an interesting question, you should want to take her to some place she would enjoy.

>>696206879
It's hard to pinpoint Homura likes but she should be fine anywhere away from strangers, I'd drive her to my place, have her help me with cooking as time magic is helpful at that and spend part of the night in the woods near my house, just the two of us looking at the stars.

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>>696208355
Alright, amigara fault if you want something short.

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>>696208059
hello
>>696208369
Albania

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>>696208086
Exactly

What the fuck. We murdered three people over 1 gold

>>696208355
Why not?

>>696208369
Belarus?
>>696208449
Hello renge

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>>696207913
The night started with village randos fucking firebombing the house we were staying in. Or, trying to and blowing themselves up. Then the rogue chased someone and tried to light them on fire over a cashbox. Then he got ambushed by 4 vampire spawn and we had to save him. Instead of helping, he ran away and tried to burn the house down with us in it before retreating and doing nothing for most of the fight. And then one of the vampire spawn got out of the house and tried to kidnap a baby. We brutally murdered it. My character spent half the night screaming "GOD DAMN FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DIRTY FUCKING FUUUUUUUCK. FUCK."

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>>696207913
Coward.
>>696208369
Fucking Communists.

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>>696207913
Murder hobos, sounds like.

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>>696208556
better just slaughter, pillage, and burn the village then

Don't half-ass it

>>696208630
Wtf are you on and whatever it is I want some.

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Carcass.

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>>696208470
Really though, wasn't it Latvia or something?

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>>696208556
First one was closer.
Latvia.

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>>696208369
Ireland?
>>696208471
>not taking Homura to to range and firing funz all day
Dude why.

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>>696208059
Tahg Tomo. How's Sunday treating you?
>>696208449
Buenos tardes Renge. Como va?

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>>696208630
Holy shit. I just wanted to make the ax 1 gold cheaper

>>696208636
I'm already a smaller noble, the plan for me is to increase my house's standing by getting venca to be our patron


>>696208685
It is the first session

>>696208789
We have more important things to do

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>>696208968
They're all the same anyway.

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>>696209050
She already spends enough time shooting things when fighting, gotta give her a break from that too.

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>>696206429

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>>696209088
Pretty serious murder hobos, i guess.
Not even taking up the pretense of doing stuff. Just straight to the slaughter.

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>>696209088
It'll probably come back to bite you later

>>696209205
naw shooting stuff is always fun

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>>696209088
Nice Hitler dubs. Remove brisket. And yeah. My group is kinda fucky. I think the attempted firebombing might have been about us murdering the captain of their guard and throwing the entire town into anarchy by basically getting the mayor and his wife lynched.
>>696209205
Point. Although I would still kill to shoot with Homura on a fun day at the range. Her groupings are probably incredible.

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>>696208556
Hey Fran, how's it hanging?

>>696209084
And a good afternoon to you too. I'm doing alright, just chilling right now. Saw the star trek movie earlier. What about you?

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>>696208968
Ok, so you are still Slav shit. Got it

>>696209133
I'm not completely sure if they are much different really

>>696209593
We are bringing venca into power, but currently murder

>>696209770
I'm a fucking noble! They can't touch me! I AM THE LAW!

>>696209796
Good luck with that. I think I can get us out of here

>>696209965
Murdering peasants

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Miho claimed

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>>696210165
You murdered three guys

>>696210191
Qt tank-chan

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>>696210165
No u
>>696210191
Shoo

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>>696210399
Hello

>>696210459
Kitty

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>>696210165
Oh, we're already on our way the FUCK out of town. Fuck Volakey and fuck Barovia in general.
>>696210191
[desire for qt combat waifus intensifies]

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>>696209965
I'm good. Haven't been to the movies in a long time. The one that interests me is Suicide Squad. Not into all of that superhero stuff, just looks like a good movie. Like yesterday got nothing planned.

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Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTKI2SjX44w