Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
want a cookie?
Stella claimed and rolling for stella.
Gonna go out to eat
Claimed to piss someone in the old thread off
depends on the type
i can live with that
I use Sadpanda because they're not jews.
For H-videos I use hentaihaven.org, pretty good site I suppose.
G-E hentai is pretty okay for some H-manga.
Well. Our new DnD game is going down hill. We started haggling the price of an ax, and now we are fighting guards.
Our druid started making his items seem haunted by making noises and then one of the guards insulted our barbarian...
Well, n-hentai is good for h-manga
Pretty much this....
GUESS WHO'S BACK. Also, QOTT: Why do we have waifus? Why have we selected fictional women to be in love with and fantasize about loving us in turn? Is it because they're genuinely our ideal woman and 3D will never match up? Is it a counter for our crippling loneliness? In the case of the latter, I find it ironic that this defense mechanism actually causes further alienation and loneliness in a self-perpetuating cycle of lonely, find waifu, obsess over waifu, and then be lonely more because of it. Am I thinking about this too much?
QOTT: Where would you take your waifu on a date?
Delete system 32.
the nobody cares cookie
I mostly joined out of boredom, and to see if anyone recognized Fran
In the DnD?
To the movies. Cheese horror movies probably
How are you?
Fuck it, Homura's question is better. I'd take her to a nice restaurant for lunch, go to the library and read the shit out of some books together.
Why would you do that to yourself?
Good, not really doing anything right now, how are you?
Use it for target practice.
No, your question is perfectly fit and something I'd like to know about every anon.
I simply don't feel like I need 3D and Homura is too perfect as a character.
I have no clue, probably some fancy restaurant that'll overcharge. Or the state park.
I wanted the cool alien mask in PayDay 2, duh
Still in DnD, our evil party is being evil
What the fuck...
Not only did someone fap to this, but someone else had to fucking draw this
Well since she loves carnivals I'd try to take her to those. If none are held I'd probably take her out to dinner and then some drinks at the Old Market Square aka the longest bar in the world. Then I'd take her to the river and sit there together until the bus came
Mercy is basically a compensator for my mother being shitshow of a parent. A kind, intelligent older woman who would totally look after me, cuddle me ad infinitum, and actually bother tending to my emotinal needs instead of screaming at me for crying. On top of that, fit chick with nice tits, and pretty much Aryan to boot. Not to mention she's probably filthy rich and I'd be able to be a househusband. 3D could never achieve all this.
Hey, this is a pretty good QoTT. I guess the Imhoff Chocolate Museum in Cologne.
Study long study wrong. In my mind, Shiro is ideal for me, and I just don't think a 3D woman can even compare to her. Oddly enough, I think when I thought about switching it strengthened my love for Shiro, but I'm rambling on too much.
How has your guys' day been so far?
Working on an electronica version of Morning from "Peer Gynt"
A communist country.
Probably just McDonald's. There aren't many options in a South American country.
>Homu has to answer too.
Fine on my side too. Been up for about 20 hours, I should probably head off to sleep soon.
>Why do we have waifus?
Not sure I have by all definitions.
>Why have we selected fictional women to be in love with and fantasize about loving us in turn?
I didn't select shit.
>Is it because they're genuinely our ideal woman and 3D will never match up?
That's simple for once. Yes.
>Is it a counter for our crippling loneliness?
>In the case of the latter, I find it ironic that this defense mechanism actually causes further alienation and loneliness in a self-perpetuating cycle of lonely, find waifu, obsess over waifu, and then be lonely more because of it.
Defense mechanism? I love whatever I want. It also can't make you lonely beyond being alone.
>Am I thinking about this too much?
It's not about WHERE you are with you're waifu.
We just murdered a blacksmith over a 1 gold piece. What the fuck
Are you in Britainistan? Commiefornia?
Find a necromancer to make everything ok again
Syndra lives in your ceiling. Wherever that may be.
Well, you're close to slavland though.
It looks like her chair is about to fall over and she's reaching out for assistance.
In other news, I have 90 turns left in my Civ 5 game, it only took 20 turns to take over Eygpt which has so far been my longest war so I have plenty of time to remove the nigger jews.
Bullshit anywhere that isn't America is communist.
Nice, take over the town and start an evil empire.
That's okay. Our rogue set fire to a house while most of the party was inside it. I almost had my wolf maul his genitals after.
I swear if you dump any stupid weird hentai bullshit I will track you down and murder you.
Woke up, I'm doing better than yesterday.
Gonna eat something, then I don't know.
Had something typed out, browser closed out.....
It was Lithuania, right?
Or somewhere in East Europe
We are like level 1
What the fuck is this party
We are getting the fuck out
We were going to distract distract the dude while we stile this
Anything works for me, I like most of his stuff.
Whatever you want.
and already killing villagers?
I like having a very short circle of friends and didn't feel like my relationships were worth the effort at all. Perhaps one day someone will change that to me, if that doesn't happen I won't be bothered with it.
It should still be an interesting question, you should want to take her to some place she would enjoy.
It's hard to pinpoint Homura likes but she should be fine anywhere away from strangers, I'd drive her to my place, have her help me with cooking as time magic is helpful at that and spend part of the night in the woods near my house, just the two of us looking at the stars.
Alright, amigara fault if you want something short.
What the fuck. We murdered three people over 1 gold
The night started with village randos fucking firebombing the house we were staying in. Or, trying to and blowing themselves up. Then the rogue chased someone and tried to light them on fire over a cashbox. Then he got ambushed by 4 vampire spawn and we had to save him. Instead of helping, he ran away and tried to burn the house down with us in it before retreating and doing nothing for most of the fight. And then one of the vampire spawn got out of the house and tried to kidnap a baby. We brutally murdered it. My character spent half the night screaming "GOD DAMN FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DIRTY FUCKING FUUUUUUUCK. FUCK."
better just slaughter, pillage, and burn the village then
Don't half-ass it
Really though, wasn't it Latvia or something?
>not taking Homura to to range and firing funz all day
Tahg Tomo. How's Sunday treating you?
Buenos tardes Renge. Como va?
Holy shit. I just wanted to make the ax 1 gold cheaper
I'm already a smaller noble, the plan for me is to increase my house's standing by getting venca to be our patron
It is the first session
We have more important things to do
She already spends enough time shooting things when fighting, gotta give her a break from that too.
Pretty serious murder hobos, i guess.
Not even taking up the pretense of doing stuff. Just straight to the slaughter.
It'll probably come back to bite you later
naw shooting stuff is always fun
Nice Hitler dubs. Remove brisket. And yeah. My group is kinda fucky. I think the attempted firebombing might have been about us murdering the captain of their guard and throwing the entire town into anarchy by basically getting the mayor and his wife lynched.
Point. Although I would still kill to shoot with Homura on a fun day at the range. Her groupings are probably incredible.
Hey Fran, how's it hanging?
And a good afternoon to you too. I'm doing alright, just chilling right now. Saw the star trek movie earlier. What about you?
Ok, so you are still Slav shit. Got it
I'm not completely sure if they are much different really
We are bringing venca into power, but currently murder
I'm a fucking noble! They can't touch me! I AM THE LAW!
Good luck with that. I think I can get us out of here
You murdered three guys
Oh, we're already on our way the FUCK out of town. Fuck Volakey and fuck Barovia in general.
[desire for qt combat waifus intensifies]
I'm good. Haven't been to the movies in a long time. The one that interests me is Suicide Squad. Not into all of that superhero stuff, just looks like a good movie. Like yesterday got nothing planned.