Lifehack time!

>>696193613

no.
"what is Newton's first law"

>>696193863
Tits or GTFO?

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>>696193613
This is the gun to use for that.

>>696193863
>beeing this new

Mythbuster has already tested this, it doesn't work.... Now let me sneeze on them titties

Anyone have that infographic where it teaches an extraction for dxm from delsym or whatever?

>>696193863
>>696194515
Then why don't you try it dumbass.
Don't forget to follow the instructions very carefully

>>696197855
Bump for more

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>>696198999
for those trips, i post more.

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>>696194094
but then the bullet would shoot away from you defeating the purpose of both

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A very useful tiny box.

Lizzy is definitely my favorite on 4chan

>>696199173
Many thanks, fellow anon

>>696193613
OP, that is completely wrong. You have to fire the bullet while it is still facing you that way when you swing the gun around the trajectory would be changing inside the barrel.

>>696200489
No, this works, I've tried it

>>696200702
Myth busters busted it

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Just dont name your pc something your neighbors will identify you by

>>696200774
yeah, you have to Start pulling the trigger while its facing you... then you do the swing

>>696200938
Actually it works better if you shove it up your ass.

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>>696201134
die

Im going shopping, keep this thread going until i get back, please.

>>696200489
>>696200702
>>696200774
>>696200938
>>696201134
>>696201218

At this point y'all aren't even trolling each other, you're just spouting stupid shit make you both look completely fucking retarded

>>696201524
this.
contribute or leave, you faggots.

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>>696193613

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Or like THIS!

>>696201772
this

>>696194515
the media isn't going to 'prove' something like this so faggots like you don't use it to shoot up their schools.

>>696199173
what happened to the old "switch the magnifier for CMD"?

>>696193863
Tits or gtfo

>>696193863
Actually it could work, not gonna check the math but since the bullet is spinning on its axis a gyroscopic effect takes place

>>696203117
why fuckin hinder evolution by warning idiots of the danger?
let them fall for this if they are foolish enough they deserve to be picked out ffs

>>696193863
newton's first law only applies to translation, retard. rotating bodies like bullets follow a different, more complex, set of rules

>>696203747
this

Onion links?

>>696199794
How about you turn around 360 degrees and walk away

[Go]

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>>696204184
did you even read the image mate?

>>696204080
Whats that???

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>>696199654
holy fuck that would be horrible

I work with syanoacrylate very freguently and even the fumes that the glue gives of sting your eye as if you're getting stabbed in the fucking face

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>>696204340
>he doesn't know
what is tor

>>696202598
kek

>>696193613

nothing human could curve a bullet
watch people fail doing it @ youtube

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should i continue posting this set?
3 more images

>>696202977
if this shit works....

>>696201524
>>696201772
>3 seconds later
try harder
also
>spouted
are you a 13 year old SJW?

>>696205764
if it was so easy, everybody would be alpha

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>Asians will conquer the world and are the master race:

1) They invented everything we use: rockets, paper, forks, guns, working vertical flight (unlike davinci), wheels, writing (which Greece copied from Mongoloid Mesopotamia) and manufacture everything today. Chong engineering splodes German bs to hell.

>2) The Chinese never abused their absolute power over the Philippines, willing tributary States (Vietnam, Korea, Tibet); all was peaceful until Euraberica began mettling with failed proxy wars.

3) The Japanese were beyond honorable in how they treated their conquered subjects, even released and paid POWs for their labor... until they friended Germany in ww2.

>4) These 3 Chongs never unnecessarily nor independently decided to ravage/exploit the shit out of a foreign land like the Dutch in Africa or Spain, Portugal n USA in America's.

5) in Africa, China has been building schools, hospitals, infrastructure while employing Africans instead of shoving in bibles, taking their food, diamonds, etc.

>6) During natural disaster they all work together to make sure everyone lives; there's no price gouging Jews or Rambo thieves.

7) their marriage + infidelity rates are far lower than Euraberica, where lifestyles cause middleage men to commit suicide and die poor.

>8) Their media isn't as depraved as ours, e.g. tosh.o's 'black dildo fight' where a young boy got raped and In his other videos ppl get killed.

9) they actually get shit done instead of working 1 half hour or 2 half hour a day like in Ameroupe.

>10) Highest IQs, lowest crime rate. Their lit doesn't glorify murder, suicide, crying over destiny, cheating or wallowing in sorrow - respectively, Shakespeare, oedipus, and western poetry)

11) Never invaded the middle east for false flags like 9/11 and nukes (occupation kills 100,000s of innocents+created enemies RN)

>12) No Abrahamic morality or western laws to stop their already-made progress in human biological engineering.

I'm not racist I'm just honest.

>>696205964
it's not easy

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>>696205964
no one said it would be easy anon, you just gotta keep going! believe in yourself!

>>696206074
your statements:
>no
nep nep cosplay
>yes

>>696205912
It really is simple to live healthy. You don't have to do crossfit or anything like that. Maintaining healthy weight is as simple as doing 20 minutes of cardio 3-4 times a week. People sit around and watch hours of television a day, 20 minutes is nothing.

>>696200830
Steel wool, touching the conductive underside of the motherboard?

That idea will be a total BLAZE!

>>696206683
it's true

>be me
>be 17
>be 265 lbs
>hate life
>fat virgin
>dragged treadmill from garage to living room
>walked 30 mins as I watched an episode of some shit on tv
>full blown sprints during commercials
>good stretch before and after workout
>fastforward
>be me
>24 yr old
>155 lbs, 6 ft 1 in
>feels good
>got pussy
>feels good

still jump on the treadmill every once in a while, but now I just bike or jog through my neighborhood

TL;DR
>Not easy
>feelsgoodman.jpng

>>696206831
thx

>>696206074
so basically what you're mostly saying is they're beta?

>>696207198
Good for you dude, I'm happy for you. Anything worth having is worth putting in the effort for.

Also, jogging and biking outside is the best.

>>696207083
Most of that is good. The rice part is erroneous though. Rice acts as an agitator, breaking up the chunks. It doesn't actually absorb the water.

>>696205147
Heck yeah.

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>>696208072
your wish is my command, fellow anon.

>>696207083
god damn this shit is fucking stupid

>salt your bev nap
sure, aight I guess, or just put your hand on the napkin when you pick your drink up with the other - also, just don't use the nap

>army ration pack
what the fuck for? like MREs? for survival? you mean like a swiss army knife or something? I feel as though are vastly more important items to keep in house/car such as ducttape

>Take fuel plug fuse
smart, I'll give you that

>talk to random people
lol a "Go away" is the worst? nigger...

>100$ hidden
well, not sure how 100$ can save your life from much... also, not sure why you need to hide the card in your house if you're "Life saving 100$" is safely deposited in your bank lol

>dry clothes for 5 mins to get wrinkles out
it's called perm press, been around for fucking decades

>Smelly Shoes frozen
if your shoes smell, just let it go

>lighter fluid is an anti adhesive
so is vegetable oil

>Rice in salt shaker
meh, not a lot to gain from not wasting a table spoon of salt. just throw the brick away if your salt shaker has a brick of salt in it. stick a toothpick in there and break the brick up, like...

>Sharpen Scissors with sand paper
or a fucking knife sharpener wtf, why waste sand paper for no reason?

>Memory Trigger
it's called tying a string around your finger, been around for centuries
inb4
>gr8 b8 m8, got me to respond so 8/8

>>696208023
>not having the true scotsman fallacy

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>>696208486
perhaps this album strikes your fancy?
http://imgur.com/a/QDbyt

>>696193613
gay and disproven by Mythbusters

>>696205147
yes

>>696200101
Wrong. The whistle should be on top, it has to be easily accessible in an emergency.

Rescue is your priority.

>>696197855
>"Toronoto"
Kek

>>696200526
that's out of date, m8

>>696204132
>turn 360

Are you stupid?

>>696205147
Yes finish it

>>696206831
any ideas how well this works in northern regius such as the arctic circle?

>>696209399
Either newfag or extreme bait

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>>696209159
oh, thanks for pointing that out mate.
>>696209442
already finished

>>696193613
thats from a movie right?

>>696207691
Hey anon, look very closely at my hand
>lol, that's computer for "4"
>fuck you

>>696209399
What are you, new?

>>696208673
>http://imgur.com/a/QDbyt

>>696209973
northstar.jpg
>go the other way to go south

>>696207083
I dont know about there, but here a bank account with a card costs like 60€ a year.

>>696207148
That's only if you want to use the 4G network.

>>696209029
anybody going fast enough for you to not be able to open the pack and find the whistle and blow on it is in a noisy ass machine and wouldn't be able to hear you anyway.

Besides, if you just get one that you can put on a lanyard, then you have it out and around your neck already.

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>>696209399
>being this new

>>696211306
I've tried that ganzfeld procedure, trippy as fuck, but kinda scary too

>>696204753
Welcome to 1995

>>696209492
read the fucking image, faggot

>>696208717
fucking retard

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>>696211931
>was about to post this image
are you me?

>>696195477
look up agent lemon extraction. it still tastes like shit and has naptha odor in it. did it once. was retarded.

maybe pour the result on a plate and use a hairdryer. snort it?

>>696205823
this bait? That guy replied 2 minutes and 3 seconds later you fucking autist.

>>696193613
lmao begin trigger pull with gun pointed at chest.

>>696207691
Just saying, it's impossible to make 8, 9 or any number using ring finger. It's attached to the middle finger and can't be lifted by itself

>>696204754
#WhiteBoyIssues

>>696206074 They are one of the two Master Races. but your stupid fake statements show you are dumb libcuck or weeb nigger.
>muh poor niggers.
etc.

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wat

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>>696204317
Fuck man, I'd have it medium well or we'll done, everything else is fucking raw

>>696203489
>not including starting a drawfag thread on /co/ without drawing anything
>not including going to /vp/, opening the first thread, and complaining how the entire front page of /v/ is filled with pokeshit and how these autsits need to fuck off back to their containment thread
>not including going into a /v/ thread and making it a slylock thread

>>696200575
lmao no. deep breaths help with panic attacks. Regular breathing.

>>696213634
I'm betting you're a bummer to be around.

>Asians will conquer the world and are the master race.
That would be heaven, anime. manga, k-pop, kung-fu, cool video games etc. awww yesssss. I am ok with that, but your statements r shit.
you say you not "racist". but you are some weeb nigger, and your statements r "racist" against White People and this laughable. it's like cattle which "racist" against People. cattle understand they are inferior but jealous of People so their "racism" is just hatred. and when White People are "racist", they just see things as they truly are: see niggers as they are, niggers etc. anyway "racism' is stupid shit fake made up term, just like "genderfluid" or other shit like this. >>696206074

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>>696205823
try this one!

>>696214245
Why tho?

>>696213958

welcome newfriend.

>>696214000
How so? What does meat have to do with my personality?

>>696214658
posting eval( doesn't autoban anymore

>>696193613
>>696193863
>Newton's first law
Newton's first law of motion is often stated as

An object at rest stays at rest and an object in motion stays in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force.

Swinging the arm in an arc could be considered the unbalanced force I suppose. Similar to throwing or kicking a curve ball.

I can't help but think any action upon the bullet would be too slow to influence the motion of the bullet.

Experiments of flinging objects out of a tube to test if they can make them curve could be performed to test a portion of the hypothesis.

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>>696214845
it's never about why
it's about why not!

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>>696214956
Then how come soccerball players curve the ballon?

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>>696196569
Have to do a modified arc where you don't point the pistol at yourself during testing.

>>696207691
DAMN TUCKER'S GOOD AT MATH

>>696215440
Way to ruin the fun, faggot.

>>696215386
I wasn't disputing that. I was confirming that in my post. Yes, that is true, but that barrel provides a single rifled hole within which to enact the final force upon the bullet.

>>696200249
A couple of these are stupid and based on no evidence (brunettes are bitchier than blondes) and some are wrong (apple make the best notebooks)

>>696214929
Didn't actually think that far. I dunno man, cooking steak all the way through kind of kills the experience for me, but everyone is different.

To me, it dries the meat out and then you have to put a bunch of sauce on it. Good meat should be able to stand on it's own, without and spices or sauces. Boring people eat well done meat.

>>696200830
Awh thanks /b/ro this totally works!

>>696215616
nope, it's still fun. no homo /b/ud

>>696215194
Also stretches the shirt to hell

>>696214245
lol my dick cant fit in a tp tube.

yall have small dicks

>>696203489
why do we need math when there are calculators?

>>696215386
nigger

>>696193863
>being this new

>>696193613
inb4 american kids actually try this, yes they are that stupid.

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>>696216675
>he actually replied
oh wow

>>696204397
BUT, on the other hand, u'd sleep like a bae

>>696216550

>strongest muscle is the tongue

bullshit

>>696217387
is this for like minecraft?

>>696214245
dude...... why woudl someone want to go to the movies and fuck a popcorn bucket?

only an autistic degenerate piece of shit would actually do this and take the time to show how to do it

also, why the fuck did he attempt to censor the m&m's eyes??

FFS

>>696217705
No, for real undersea construction. I would know, I'm an underwater carpenter/glazer.

>>696217303
strongest muscle relative to size, anon

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>>696217717
>also, why the fuck did he attempt to censor the m&m's eyes??

holy fuck how did I not see that

>>696209596
I think it's called Wanted. With Angelina Jolie or watever

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>>696217717
who knows, this is /b/ after all
copyright i guess?

>>696203117
is dying becouse of chlorine gas very suffocating ?

>>696217967
That song is legit

>>696216910
to avoid a crash, just drink another soda and repeat the process.

>>696215386
not worth the risk

>>696200830
This is really amazing.

Faggot co-worker has one, refused to tell me how to do it. Finished product looks like the pic. Thanks anon.

>>696217967
there's nothing in /Media

>>696217937
I noticed the fear on their faces first...
>the red one looks utterly mortified by the dick-hole

>>696204397
cyanoacrylate*

>>696218215
Just search it in C://

>>696215386
Nigger

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>>696193613
This lifehack actually works
1. Hold breath for 1 hour
2. Die

>>696217967
Wow, that is some funky shit.

>>696218513
tried it didnt work

>>696216910
Yes all this will happen if you're a gigantic fucking pansy

>>696218396
there are no folders or files named "onestop" in C:/

what do

>>696216844
Nice dubs, europoor. Go back to accepting Ahmed into your home

>>696218696
Faggot. It is a midi. If youre having that much trouble finding it, just look it up on youtube

>>696218696
Have you tried turn it off and on again?

>>696218684
try to hold breath in your second breating hole

>>696215386
Thanks mr skeltal

asd

>>696217967
doesn't work on windows 10

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>>696202977

>>696209505
Best advice in this thread

Impossible for a human to do

>>696213634
kek, forgot to shoop the shadow too

>blackchickspideymirrorselfie.jpg

>>696219608
> in this board

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>>696217967
oldfag here, and if ive learned something about /b/ is never do anything /b/ tells you involving the windows or c folder, i aint touching that shit nigger

>>696220126
Look that shit up on youtube, i can verify.

>>696213408
Most of us have been to school faggot

so, it was fun and all, but i must go
and on the way out, allow me to give you this
http://info.stylee32.net/

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>>696215440
>>696215931

>>696217387
Your better off using sponge inside the dome, it will soak up some moisture, but the air holes allow it to burn hotter than wood.

>>696206074
Thing is, life wouldn't be that bad. Compared to life under Islam and what not

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>>696215386

>>696203489
Roll

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>>696202977
wanna try it
>not ready to leave for 3 days
also, bootin

>>696220209

yup, here you go : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0-sK1MFu7A

>>696217105
I might be autistic

>>696217967
underrated as fk

>>696219442
it does ....

>>696221928
fuck off

>>696219442
Yes it does

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>>696209399

>>696193613
WRONG
WHAT IS THE SECOND LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS

>>696200526
Doesn't even have hdmi

>>696215386

Fag

>>696221424
This fucks me up every time

>>696221781

it's fucking amazing what can be packed in just 40 kb midi file...

>>696215386
.........

>>696222325
fuck off

>>696202977
doesn't work

>>696215386
fucking cancer

>>696223784
I am going to use this to organize my reaction images, thanks dude

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>>696217967

the mythbusters tested this, amd it worked! it was awesome!!

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>>696221424
Baitodesu

>>696208289
>just don't use the nap
neanderthal

>>696224111
Check'd

>>696222760
Don't talk about Thermodynamics?

>>696208289
it's an army ration pack, it's food you dumb shit.

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stoner shades...

>>696223964
made u reply didnt it?

>>696211306
Problem with the pain one is, it's dangerous to do it. You need to look at an injury to know if you've actually damaged yourself or not. Stubbing your toe and causing a blood blister is dangerous.

>>696197855
Does not apply to Americans, you will get tazed/shot/beaten/all.

>>696193613
>begin trigger pull with pistol pointed at chest
Nice try OP

>>696203747

Anyone I've ever met who says this shit is always a fat neck beard who contributes nothing to society themselves.

>>696210791
what are you talking about? it is there for people to hear you so they come and help you, even driving in a car you should hear it.

>>696212751

No

>>696206074
There is some stuff you're ignoring. Like they don't have weird western religious stuff but China has word confusion stuff. Which is why China doesn't like gays, practiced weird footbinding and becoming greater then your teacher isn't a compliment to the teacher but an insult. Mao was a disaster, pol pot was horrible, anatomy was non existent up to the 20th century, and the weird social dynamic between bosses, kids, parents, grandparents leads people to kill themselves. Also, like many old countries, if you are born poor you are going to be poor the rest of your life and children's lives and people try to keep it that way because social mobility is considered dangerous

>>696212751
i can, am i a mutant now?

>>696209505
these advices are nothing but shitty opinions of an old backward thinking wanabe macho. Times change

>>696205764
>Be me
>autistic /b/tard
>Have shitty clothes
>Want to become alpha
>Go to a clothing store with list of what I want
>Tell them I want quality clothes

Sounds cringey as fuck

>>696215386
ass

>>696214245
loled at the m&ms reactions, but that shit is lame.

>>696216844
Those dubs are the only thing worth in your sad life, europoor.
Just remember not to ask for any lube while you're raped, since it might offend dear old Muhammad.

>>696215386
fuck you

>>696219442
works on my machine

>>696216844
>upset he will never have an opportunity to try it.

>>696215440

youmustbenewhere.png

>>696215386
Kek

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>>696228544
You're right. I must be new. Every day is a complete set of surprises and emergencies.

Do you see how old this thread is? where are the modes that prune these?

I went to walmart, wandered around aimlessly, stared at this cute little teen ass, got some bread, came back home, and it is still here.

>>696215386
ok

>>696215386
fucking shit

>>696206074
they didn't invent glass though, and so never invented microscopes or eyeglasses. So many azns need eyeglasses, it's pretty ironic

>>696197855
>picked up sphere cause /tv/ recommended it
Poor shit didn't realize he got trolled

>>696217387
No one here plays Minecraft. Summer's almost over.

>>696215386
nigga

>>696202325
why the fuck would anybody need a 9 step tutorial for this

>>696221548
>shovelware

>>696193613
Proven by mythbusters to be impossible

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This is now a harambe thread S

>>696193613

tried this just now, worked a treat!

based OP

>>696232002
i came 3 times today, unfortunately there's a limit per day using that trick! thanks anon!