Waifu claiming thread. Previous: >>696177484 Rules: >Claim

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Claimed.

My father...was a NYfag...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, ordering pizza's. Mommy gets Big Tony to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

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Claimed.

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>>696185558
If you're posting images than you aren't lurking.

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Megumin claimed

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Kurumi is claimed

This thread is the epitome of cancer.

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>>696185616
Fuck off mai

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Akiko claimed

I think this is better than posting forced bumps to keep the thread from dying. Usually thread is on the edge of death around this time

>>696185721
Claimed.

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>>696185374
I dislike threads with
out the nap rule.

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>>696185846
Because your a fag

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>>696186022
no you are

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>>696185716
That's what last thread became.

>>696185846
Remind me to add them to the list then.
>Posting a picture with Sachii after he got banned.
Wew lad.

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mine

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>>696186097
Newfag

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>>696185805
Fuck off Mi.

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>>696186198
Nou, sexy

>>696186198
>>696186283
Mai x Mi Liu

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>>696186353
You mean fake Mai?

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>>696186353
Kill yourself Chen

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Pizza status: delayed.

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>>696186353
You can't ship without posting Shinoa

it's like a rule or something

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>claiming yume

I want to see your waifus legs in tights now

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>>696186451
What do you mean?

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>>696186484
Homu post: missed.

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>>696186476

Why are you so rude to me?

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So someone else died?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

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>>696186610
Told you so.

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>>696186610
I wish it was you, elitist
>>696186609
You are a shit is why

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>>696186567

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>>696186725

>>696186725
It was him yesterday.

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>>696186725
Rude.

>>696186686
I guess, I jinxed it by saying that Sachii thing yesterday.

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>>696186579
Post moot trip.

>>696186610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsGDtCFPkxk

Mi Li is tsundere to Chen

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>>696186592
It was a boring one not worth necrolinking to.

Shiros was way more important, but I saw it, too, one song didn't work on YouTube for me, but I listened to a few others of theirs.

>>696186882
shitposters have their own relationships, too

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>>696186837
I hope you know this trip was ironic.

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>>696186807
I feel like i need to say the person who drew that doesn't quite understand tiddies

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I don't understand why my body forces itself to wake up this early.

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>>696187005
Your face is ironic

>>696187119
Mi Liu x Mai x Chen
Is a shitposting triangle....

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>>696187225
Fuck you Mai

>>696187285
That's the picture I used to shitpost with.

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I should stop writing to Tsuzu altogether, nothing I write is worth replying. Specially when I'm worried.

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>>696187049
My poor little baby. But for real I hope it's not a persistent problem making you tired; even though sleep can be such a waste of time.

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>>696187464
>your waifu

>>696187450
Drama

>>696187450
Tzusu doesn't love you

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>>696187464

Hats!

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>>696187464
I think it's just internal clock adjustments and all the years of waking up at 6am. It's like I've been hardwired to wake up early even if I fall asleep late.

>>696187516
Frig off Randy

>>696187719
Rolling for DDs
>Tatsuta

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>>696187450
I heart homura

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>>696187450
That's kinda cute, I guess.
Is this what you're looking for?

>>696187516
You'd need to ram with a Heavy Cruiser at least.
I do have standards.

>>696187661
Tsuzu. Hey Chen. Don't forget I'm on Steam, too, but I rarely get around to striking up a conversation there.

>>696187719
It's not that bad. Certainly better than waking up at choatic times every day and it makes planning a lot easier. I'm sure worst case you can manage to get a few extra hours in? Or can you not go back to sleep then?

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>>696188128
Kill yourself
Elitist scum
>>696188154
Fag

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>>696188266

I don't use Steam that much, anyway. I'm glad you're back here, haven't seen you in a while.

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>>696187917
Hey Tats, haven't seen you in a while

>>696188266
Usually when I wake up, I stay up until night time. I find it really hard to fall asleep again.
>That heart is just for me, I won't allow anyone else to have a piece.

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I want my Sayaka back!

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I claim mai too what now ?
You can't do shit.

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>>696188370
kek

>>696188607
>does shit

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>>696188500
Hello Kamakaze

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>>696188430
I have to wait for the Murakumo.
How have you been?

>>696188500
Mhmm, a mixed blessing of sorts. Might have no choice but to cater to your internal clock.

>>696188128
Nice balls.

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Guts claimed.

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>>696188683
The End Game is Coming Prepare chicken For queefing Anal (external) and Three niggers stole CHRISTMAS, damn aliens. Signed, Mr CUNNILINGUS cock boi dolphin.

Also, while raping, I MEAN RAPPING, I'm an(d) ANACONDA, killing, stealing nigggers' grandma's sex machine from 9/11.

Went the (the) THANKFULLY MOONMAN of the towards a SHIT HIT THE FAN! Cuck, dubs (check'd), lubricated (checked, check'd) hitler (cheked) ate Holocaust semen from (???) while HITTING IT FROM THE BACK, so that my nigga NIGGERS (generic white guy name?) hivemind!

Just the tip, Judy.

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Mercy claimed

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>>696188266
No. That doesn't simply make up for it, but I might be going crazy. I need to relax for a bit.

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>>696188989
D.va > Mercy

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>>696188857
Shoo

>>696185374
What are dubs?

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>>696186807
>Admitting to the crime.

>>696186837
I ain't listening that shit.

>>696185809
Thread on the edge of death right after its birth? What kind of madness is that to kill something so young?

>>696187045
You think that's bad? One of my lewds is worse.

Late post is late. Or slow thread. Or both.

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>>696188857

Same old story.
I've been happy lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating how to make the world a better place. I've been helping everyone for the past week, because I can't bare with everything that is happening around me.

Pasta aside, I've been really good.

How about you, how is life treating you?

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>>696189127
Why three, though? Did you have it checked for cancer?

>>696189093
Maybe, but the evil Mercys are better again.

>>696189342
>>696189340

One second difference.

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>>696189056
>I need to relax for a bit
Looks like it. I don't think my return should be that concerning for you.

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Claimed

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>>696188857
I guess I do. Anyways, hows your morning going so far?

>>696188782
You lurking until yoi get called out or?

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>>696189093
Protective motherly angel woman > annoying millennial gamer girl who uses emojis and text abbreviations irl

>>696188989
>tfw no motherly Mercy waifu to hold you and tell you everything will be alright

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Claimed the best one

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>>696189340
Hm, it could have been better the last week, but I'm doing fine now. Not that much to do currently, so I just try to relax for a while.

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>>696189708

Indeed. How about your garden?

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>>696189776
Woah. That's like fucking hot

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>>696189679
>Mercy is a huge pacifist that always wishes to avoid violent approaches whenever possible.
that sounds like a shit waifu to me

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>>696189342
Yes.

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Best type moon claimed

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>>696189589
Pretty good, but I have to take a break to exercise soon.

>>696189847
I just have to water things occasionally right now, already harvested some, too, at least in part.
The weather was.. very mixed, but I don't really complain, no fan of 100°F.

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>>696190084
Kill yourself, millenial elitist newfag

fuck off mai

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>>696190243
Are you one of those fags just stringing buzzword together?

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>>696190106
Yeah, I might go jog or something soon, maybe play pokemon go while im doing so
>100°F weather
You living in Arizona m8?