That spurt of worms must feel so fucking good.
When I cum, I try to keep a bit in my dick. After cumming, I'll then press my dick against my belly and run my finger up along it, squeezing out the cum inside.
I just love the feeling of it spurting out like that, feels so good.
not even close to kate mckenin's performance in the new ghost busters.
after being here for 10 years, going to an IT tech seminar and seeing someone take notes on a laptop using the trackpad to slowly write words in MS paint was the most fucked up thing i've ever seen in my life.
i hope newfags never have to experience that.
Always some cringe to be had friends
That's nothing. I went to an IT seminar and there were these guys in front of me making dongle jokes and making fun of git forks.
Literally a living hell. I cried myself to sleep that night from the oppression.
I already posted in this thread, but jesus.... That's going to give me nightmares.
>the new plot of dr robot
Just found this inside an old SD card inside an even older sony ericsson xperia x8
I also found a vid I recorded of some sluts dancing half naked in a club, then one of them masturbates using a beer bottle and proceeds to drink from it
Should I post it?
Oh fuck forgot it's mp4 instead of webm
Should I upload to mega or some shit like that?
Can't convert right now, browsing from phone
That's technically what I said
I saved them more than 3 years ago
in linux, cd means change folders (change directory), and cd .. means go back 1 folder.
she tried to enter a nonexistent folder called "code". then tried to go back, but didn't put a space between cd and .. so nothing happened... 3 times in a row
then she typed ls(list) which shows the list of files in her current folder. which was one file named crazy_strings.rb.......
but then she tried to open a non existent file called code again.
she did literally nothing.. my brain. in a television analogy, she pressed channel up once, then tried to press channel down, but missed the button 3 times in a row, then hit menu then tried to search for a non existent channel, then hit channel down again...
and... people want her to join their start up companies in the comments? fuck me to the moon and back.
It's what the source said so it must be true.
don't have the jpg of that one anti rape spike condom that crazy cunts think would help prevent a sexual molestation. men are on another level of pleasure.
we all have autism. any board that acts like they're socially stable is lying.
>slugs on penis
so hardcore, my fedora almost fell off. woulda been nice if it were a parasitic mollusk at least. or maybe some eggs. and he kept the condom on for a few days so he could be a mommy.
holy shit why? theres something about steady stream of blood that just makes me feel goddamned awful. what does he get from it? id rather cut it of that do that shit right there
this must be how Pinhead jacks off
that made me bite the back of my fucking wrist
line were crossed that my soul may not come back from.................................................
fat ass nigger