I fucked up big down here at the jersey shore. Pedo tendencies took over... Long story. Wtf do I do. Should I run?
If you're in seaside just jump off the mathis you fucking benny
Little girl just sitting there spread eagle. Playing in the sand. She was so adorable. I saw some tuna fins poking out and I just kneeled down and pressed my nose into them and inhaled. Oblivious to her mother sitting next to her. She screamed, I ran to the pier.
Like at a restaurant or....
Dammit OP, you are retarded.
If that's the police you are fucked.
If it's the girl or a guy, run with your face covered, grab the phone run, and move away.
if this thread doesn't end with something like "you mother will die in her sleep no immunities", I'll suck my own cock
or at least I'll try to
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
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POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR PENIS WILL SHRINK 2 INCHES TONIGHT
OK OP here's what you do, you're stuck in a portajohn with nowhere to go, backs against the wall and the cops are closing in fast, cover yourself in shit from the portajohn, the dog wont be able to track your scent if you smell like general shit, whilst they recoil in horror you sprint as fast you can and jump off the pier and swim OP, swim for your life
Okay so they don't know where you are.
But time is on your side, you're probably trolling tho.
I managed to get into the crowd at the concert down here. I'm so fucking scared guys I'll pay anyone to come pick me up
Here's an idea, OP
Don't hide in a big, obvious box in plain sight.
It's like hiding in the closet in some bad horror movie.
Of course they're going to check the porta potties. Matter of time.
You should go full retard if you get caught, but try and get out of there so you can kill you self with dignity.
Find nearest port-a-potty and drown self in toilet.
They can't arrest you if you're dead.
Run. Run as far as you can and never ever come back. But doing that would be risky.
Or wait it out, wouldn't try doing that though.
Your choice, OP.
hopefully this helps next time you get those urges OP
Act like your normally leaving but stay stealthy once you've gotten out of the crowd.
P.S I could provide fapping material if you want some.
Bury yourself deep under the sand and don't move.
Also sorry buddy, can't help you. I'm really far away from you.
Obviously they're looking for someone off a description so if you don't match that description you'll be fine.
Shave hair, change shirt, take off shoes, turn pants inside out/roll them up to shorts, etc
HEY WAIT A MINUTE why the fuck am I rooting for a pedo? FUCK YOU DUDE you ruin kids lives like that and if you get off scot free you're almost certainly going to do it again. You're gonna be labeled a sex offender and deserve it.
Not if it's an "adequate " pipe
>Let me just post what I'm wearing
>Cops are sure to be bamboozled
Fucking omg OP. Just walk in the opposite direction shirtless for a few hours and come back later with new clothes or something. Fuuuuck you're so dumb
Run back to the porta potty, punch two holes in the bottom and stick your legs through. Lift portapotty and walk away with it on. Bonus points if you sing "We all live in a Yellow Submarine".
It's completely practical. You're making more retards that I will have to deal with in the future. It's not like I disapprove of laughing at retarded fucks in wheel chairs or joking about the latest shooting because that's not going to change anything. Fucking the world up even more by making twisted fucks who are out to make shit worse is worthy of only disdain. Take your pedo defending bullshit and shove it back up your ass faggot.
or the benny hill theme while the cops chase a running port a shitter
hmmmm, then maybe this board is FOR you, stupid SJW peice of shit...go to another website, fag sympathizer
what are you talking about? /b/ and 4chan in general are already shit
If this utterdhip gets screencapped, put me in.
Someone must've notified Uber and the police have already been called, probably by multiple /b/tards.
Also, great move describing your appearance, idiot OP. Not that you could read this with your hands cuffed behind your back.
What if he was already caught and the police are having fun with B
>not laughing at the latest shooting
What are ya a faggot?
So happy you made it alive good job anon
Home ? Safe ? Sure...
Pic very related
Can anyone swipe the exif on this and make the call?
Legit kill yourself. I know we can't chose what sexually attracts us but you could of lived life without fucking with a kid. So an hero or something.
Do I seriously need to explain this to you faggots?
/b/ has ruined lives just for shits and giggles. In evil, clever, hilarious ways. You think you are Joker from Batman. But that was active destruction.
This is passive and lazy. And just because OP is a "fellow /b/tard" or some shit? Or is it because he is a pedo and it is the wrong thing, and therefore the cool thing? Because it would piss the normies off?
Like it or not, but you are the moralfaggots.
Wew can't wait to see this highlighted on reddit.
Good job OP you pedo.