One more, Anonymous. In honor of >>695000000 which was witnessed in my last thread. It may not seem like much, but it's a true GET, composed of one Anon trying to give help to another! What a time to /b/ alive!
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
once again, Any relationship in the near future?
Comfy thread is comfy.
And J scored one for us.
bump
Any porn?
Latu postu
Hello Reimu!
I regret sleeping
>>695001769
Just step outside the thread to find some
friendly reminder
also meow
-meowbot
*Bumpity bump.*
>>695001394
remu, please let me get a get and answer :
regarding new business, any judgement about current location?
I freaking witnessed that get J .
>>695001769
You would've fit right in during the last thread
>>695000982
You're probably not all that wrong..
Anyways where have you been?
>>695000361
But i'm willing to risk it to have a go at you~
Ufufufu..
Hey everyone!
>>695001707
Nice pic Chief. I approve.
>>695002027
reroll
The Doc is in.
>>695001867
That's like asking me to go outside to play Pokemon Go.
>>695002027
rerollx2
>>695002027
rerollx3
Damnit Raymoo, I was just about to go to sleep
>>695002027
rerollx4
>THE GET
>Ace of Cups
Faithfulness, fertility, joy, love. The commencement of creative or artistic projects. All the positive powers of the unconscious mind.
>The Magician (Reversed)
Confusion, hesitation, inability to make decisive choices.
>Queen of Wands
However, despite those difficulties, the project (whatever it may be) will ultimately be successful.
>>695002402
Sonya! You made it.
>>695002027
rerollx5
>>695002027
rerollx6
>>694998296
>tfw someone want the attention of a lonely perv
>>694999110
My day and night are fucked up but i guess i can certainly say this was this month
Normally i don't interact here because of my poor english skills.
>>695002099
To busy playing insurgency with Reimu # 2 and Demo
>>695002488
Aaaw, i wanted despair again.
>>695002402
Hi Sonya-chan-
-J
>>695002402
nope no sleep for you
>>695002027
>>695002660
>>695002660
guess its not in the cards
>>695001679
Yes! And heeeere she is!
>Queen of Swords
A complex, courageous, intelligent woman, who may well have suffered some deep sorrow or loss. She is concerned with attention to accuracy and detail and can skillfully balance opposing factions to meet her own needs. She has attained inner wisdom and a sense of truth.
>>695002027
>Ten of Cups
Seems like it's a good pick! This card is known as the Lord of Perfected Success.
>>695002934
reroll
>>695002099
*On a camping with some friends, i regret accepting to take part in that vacation though, but let's not talk about me, what about you? How have you been so far?*
>>695002501
Hey you. What's up?
>>695002707
Salutations
>>695002781
Apparently not. Well I was consistently waking up at 8ish every morning for no reason. Maybe staying up late will fix it
>>695003122
Congratulations!
>*clap clap clap*
Congratulations!
>*clap clap clap*
Congratulations!
>*clap clap clap*
What's your question for the cards?
>>695002673
What was the content of it? Do you remember? I'm just curious.
And you don't need to worry about your language skills. We'd all be happy to talk to you either way!
>>695003122
wow i got it yeah tarot time!
>>695001697
Uu~
>>695001790
How cute.
>>695001867
>>695002184
Yes, they're similar in that they're both good pieces of advice.
>>695002099
Silly~
>>695002402
*pounces*
You never messaged me on steam, did you?
>>695002673
It just sounds interesting!~
Also, your english is fine~ As long as you're understandable.
>>695003775
L-let me play with your ears.
>>695003488
well i want to know something related to love everything works for me if it is bad or good :3
>>695003110
Don't you think it would be time to cut this thread of curses?
>>695003775
Give me a hug.
>>695003878
Ah..?
*blushes, slowly and hesitantly nodding*
A-as you wish.
>>695003324
Not much, just music and cooking food right now.
Whatcha been up to besides ruining your sleeping schedule?
>>695003775
*pounce*
>>695004221
Ah.. W-wow.. Everyone giving me orders all of a sudden..
*wraps her arms around you and squeezes you close*
Like this?
>>695002099
Hey hey!
Can you hear already?
>>695003775
One hug with fries please
>>695004237
>>695003878
Good work Mistress. Now we can capture it and cook it.
>>695004094
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT SHIT
>>695004422
Sakuya! How are you doing?
-J
>>695004237
H-hahah, finally~
I can get back for all the times you played with my wings~
>>695004422
Excellent, prepare the kitchen at once!
Also, checked.
>>695004075
>The Lovers
It seems a union of some kind is in your future.
>Three of Pentacles (reversed)
However, to achieve it you're warned not to miss an upcoming opportunity through fear of loss or rejection. Just go for it!
>The High Priestess (reversed)
As well, don't suppress your feminine or emotional side either. Don't be afraid to open up and be vulnerable.
>>695003676
I guess this was only a /ftt/ thing maybe you are not the only Raymo on 4changs
>>695003878
>>695003878
And you sound friendly. What is you passion?
>>695004237
Oooah!
>>695004359
Partly~
(I love the expression you make in that one)
>>695002705
Always the busy little bee~
>>695003151
Well i've been extremely sick but is just on the verge of complete recovery!!
So all in all i'm kinda happy
>>695004422
>>695004580
H-Hey.. lets not eat the love bunny..
>>695004094
Lets not and say we did.
>>695001394
Can I get some advice and a fortune cookie?
-hot Karl
>>695004685
I mean, it could have been me depending on what it was... I'm just asking because I have a poor memory and I'd like to know what I may or may not have gotten up to!
>>695004713
I'll eat you instead!
Oh boy, that came out wrong.
>>695004578
I am doing perfectly fine.
>>695004580
The kitchen is prepared.
>>695004572
>>695004822
You can't back from a curse though.
>>695004713
Give me your steam so we can play meme insurgency.
>>695004948
>hot Karl ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "39".
Keep your head up.
Hello again friends.
>>695004321
Nothing interesting or productive actually... at least not today. I just worked out, lounged around, listened to music and played Blazblue on my phone. Whatcha cooking?
>>695004355
Oi yeah, sorry I didn't message you. I'm still worried that you'll be incredibly underwhelmed
>>695004580
>>695004422
Ladies, please don't eat the bunny
>>695004948
>hot Karl ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "39".
uhh...try your luck with the cards
>>695005156
I CAN AND I WILL
>>695005214
ohai
>>695004615
wow love ya!!
in some minutes i must go so before i go can you give a fortune cookie (i love cookies)
>>695005214
Hi! Good to see you back for another night!
>>695004422
>>695004580
Y-y-you're going to cook me!?
>>695004713
H-hmm..?
I forgot to greet everyone in this thread so, Hello Everyone in this thread.
>>695005181
>tfw i have Insurgency but still not yet download.
>>695005214
Hello
>>695005296
Leave a name for us to use and you'll have it!
>>695005091
is not important at all
>>695005156
I'm pretty sure I can.
>>695005391
The mods for it are great. I have a bunch of anime voice mods and now whenever I reload it sounds like anime girls moaniing.
>>695004713
*All's well that ends well they say, let's just hope this truly is the end of what that disease started weeks ago.*
>>695004685
I sound friendly? I'm glad you think so!
Hmm, my passion? I'm not entirely sure what you mean. I just like anime and cutesy stuff.
>>695004713
More like a toolewd bunny!
>>695005108
Fufufu~ Wonderful.
>>695005214
Hello Kokotori~
>>695005156
OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK
>hides in /bin/
-a scared meowbot
>>695004359
Wha..
*hugs you all close*
>>695005214
Ah, it's you! Hello~
>>695005252
W-why do you think so?
>>695005565
Come on, please..?
>*bats her eyelashes*
>>695005252
>>695005350
Ah, not even a nibble?
>>695005683
Saved.
>>695004713
So I guess it's getting better?
>love bunny
What are you thinking...?
>>695005252
If you don't tell her who you are she's going to molest everyone she has on steam to find out
>>695005683
Did I miss Marisa being more sick than this?
Also managed to close the page thrice while writing, fuck
>>695005108
*Are you the same Sakuya from the Alice threads?*
why are you guys such humongous roleplaying faggots? kill yourself summerfags. dubs and this thread is a gay porn thread
>>695005260
>>695005589
You know there is only one way out of the Heavenly Host.
>>695005859
i cleaned the windows.
-meowbot
>>695005507
sorry i forgot to put my name XD
my name is andres if that works for you
>>695005986
Which Alice threads?
>>695005350
No, we want to cook a dinner.
>>695005989
These threads have been here longer than you probably are.
>>695006155
Oh no, why would you "XD"? WHY?!?
-J
>>695005252
Today's a saturday, so doing nothing productive sounds tooootallly alright to me. I did about the same! Just cooking some steak right now because I may have forgotten to eat.
I didn't even know they had Blaze Blue on the phone. How does that work?
>>695005260
guy chief!
>>695005894
Aaaand pic
>>695005989
This thread is already gay porn if you didn't catch that
>>695006046
Please no touch without asking
>>695005806
Ok, Was one /ftt/ thread on /trash/ and you tit fuck some other anon.
>>695006045
What if i told you, I'm already dead?
>>695006046
Swell.
J-just don't ask for a payment.
>>695006254
ecks dee
>>695006306
>*giggle*
I see, I see. Nope, it wasn't me then! I have a clone or two over on that board that I know of.
>>695005989
>summerfags
circle jerks like this have been around since you were still sucking your momma's tits, kid
>>695006045
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE I DIDNT DO THE RITUAL I HAVE NO REASON TO BE THERE
>>695006256
girl chief!
>>695005859
*Lulz, i'm liking this exchange we're having every now and then with the Remilia pictures!*
>>695005894
*Yep, she had some issues some weeks ago as i said.*
>>695005181
Dunno if you can find me with such a generic name but its BluePiggy
>>695005592
Just want to point out that would get me killed as i would be reloading constantly
>>695005859
Wha... Using your... pretty vampire charms... like that...
*trembles*
>>695005894
H-hey, what's that supposed to mean, what is she thinking?
>>695006168
S-scary.'
Probably not very well...
>>695006299
i work for remi.
>>695006254
sorry J but the XD cannot be stopped
just accept his existence
>>695006421
Then this will only hurt a lot.
>>695006477
Such misfortune for such lucky dubs.
>>695006662
¿Porque harias algo asi socio?
-J
>>695006567
Gotcha.
>>695005592
Yeah I freaking love that mod.
>>695005989
nice try stop rolling.
>>695006567
Is that true that you and reimu did ERP?
>>695006254
It's old m8 but still pretty good emoticon
>>695005260
Hello chief!
>>695005326
Yup! These are cozy threads. I might stay for a while!
>>695005391
Hello to you as well.
>>695005784
Hey! Hi you.
>>695005714
Hello Remi!
>>695006567
>Yep, she had some issues some weeks ago as i said
What happened?
>>695006628
Windows can clean itself just fine!
>>695006421
Say, is the DOrk there on purpose?
>>695006168
*Not the ones going on atm, i was talking about the ones from some weeks ago, i remember seeing a Sakuya trying to roleplay in here with little results because no one was considering her, were you that person?*
>>695006681
What will happen? I know a god.
>>695006918
S-senpai don't jam that ammo into my hole.
It's great. I get a good laugh every time.
>>695006168
pic related
>>695006681
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE FUCK THAT FUCK THAT
>>695007047
That was me.
>>695007032
...okay
-meowbot
>>695006937
It's even cozier with you here, so I'm glad to hear it~
>>695007032
....Yes.
>>695007225
Hello Alice.
>>695006576
It won't be painful.
>>695006479
Fufu~
Never enough Remilia pictures.
>>695006576
Hmm~ Maybe I don't want to eat such a lewd bunny afterall.
>>695006937
I'm still hurt about that one OJ game, stealing my win like that. ;_; Let's play it again sometime~
n8
>>695007328
i'm not feeling cozy here
i feel cold.
>>695006256
It's basically just a silly little beat em up game, unlike the others. It's for ios and android. I got addicted to it while my computer was being repaired. Also steak sounds good right now
>>695005859
Nibbles are okay, I suppose
>>695005894
I'm not seeing the downside, here
>>695006576
Maybe I'm overthinking. I do that alot
>>695007118
I kind of like scary Aya
>>695007514
Why is that, Anonymous?
>>695007514
aaaaaaaaand forgot to sign
-meowbot
>>695001394
I wasnt here for 1,000,000 GET
but I was for 1,111,111.... thats how oldfag I am...
If internet karma exists, this post will qualify...
Discuss. Either way.
>>695005091
Y-Yes please~
>>695005683
Agreed.
>>695005714
Bunnies are meant to be lewd.. are they not?
>>695005894
W-What i am seeing...
>>695007032
*All i know is that she said to me that judging from the symptoms there must have been some multiple diseases going on all at once.*
>>695007514
that's because I've been lurking in here.
>>695007514
Aaw anon, why?
-J
>>695007673
no, seriously
it's cold as fuck here
-meowbot
>>695007753
>>695007607
forgot to sign
-meowbot
>>695007753
because you're a douche.
>>695007543
Isn't a beat em up kinda hard with a touch screen and no buttons?
Also we should be steam friends, why isn't this a thing?
>>695006804
oh no
estoy muerto
>>695007873
I will cut you mbot, i swear.
>>695007968
I see someone is holding a grudge against me now, it's fine by me though.
-J
>>695007186
Yes it is too bad I didn't still download it when my hard drive fails.
>>695007807
Seriously?? i knew its summer there.
>>695008116
HUEHEUHEUEHUEHEUHEUEHUEHEUHEUEHUEHEUHEUEHUEHEUEHUEHUEHEUHUE
-meowbot
>>695007351
Oh.
>>695007543
Me neither, but someone might not like it.
>>695007648
What are you seeing?
And please tell me what >>695007651 is about.
Should've told earlier.
>>695007648
Bunnies are meant to be PURE.
Atleast i'd like to think so.
>>695006918
I-In the thread? i'm a bit confused about the question..
>>695007032
All the normal stuff.. i'm a sickly person.
>>695007267
*I knew it! It went on for several threads then it stopped due to someone not giving you what were you seeking, anyway if you're in for the roleplay you'll surely find someone here.*
>>695007389
*I know, right? I was actually considering using her as an avatar when i first started, then i gave up due to lazyness related to finding good reaction pictures, but i've got some of them nonetheless.*
>>695008198
it gets cold a few times
also
today i lost power due to some wind
seriously
it was strong as shit
-meowbot
>>695007389
Fufu. We'll definitely play again!
>>695007328
T-thanks!
>>695007648
Omnomnom
>>695007873
Oh. In that case, I should inform you that Hakurei Shrine doesn't have a thermostat.
>>695008421
yes , that was some months ago in reimu morning threads, anon said. (I'm sorry i am on phone right now)
-Ren
>>695008303
Bunnies are meant to be eaten.
>>695008593
You're too late Reimu! I just finish abusing them. Muhahahahaha!
>>695008593
...
i wish i could bring something from my /bin/
-meowbot
>>695008769
Ohhh, so that's what your saliva tastes like.
>*shrugs and keeps going anyway*
>>695008303
Bunnu here is plenty pure!
At least she claims so.
>>695008421
Normal...
>>695008557
Hey hey, mind if I tag along sometime? I got the game installed and all!
Never played it though, just tested to see if it runs.
>>695008557
Birb
>>695008002
Surprisingly no, it's pretty spammy and simple. And yes, we should be steam friends. http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198032412369
>>695008593
*I wonder if we don't have one because someone just stockpiles the donations instead of using them to improve this place.*
>>695009111
What donations?
>>695008593
>>695008769
P-Please you two!
>*hides her face and blushes*
Not in the shrine...!
>>695008731
;~;
>>695008998
Not being able to eat.. puke.. stomach pains.. dizzyness.. nothing major!
>>695008512
Boil some hot water then .
>>695008438
Fufu, well thanks for not using her~ She's all mine now.
I just go through gelbooru for images.
>>695008748
I-is that so?
>>695008998
Yes! Of course.
>>695009030
Pokebirb
>>695009415
i don't want to.
-meowbot
>>695009289
*........the ones nobody leaves......right.*
>>695008731
I'm 80% sure Anon was talking about us kissing rather intensely and nothing more than that. If you call that ERP that's fine, but...
>>695008438
ask /c/ they have remi thread there.
>>695009056
Lovely, added you.
>>695009589
Work birb
>I hope it comes back tonight
This is a nice thread, and Remiu is a cutie.
Good night all.
>>695009685
Fufu, i'll have to check that out sometime.
Thanks anon~
>>695009875
Nightnight.
>>695009111
All the donations go to cocaine
>>695009289
The ones that go into cocaine
I think Trump donated some, did you run out?
>>695009385
>nothing major
Okay okay, I won't worry!
Still...
>>695009589
Hn, I'll look forward to playing then!
>>695009720
Birb was cute, for what I saw.
Dunno about your driving though
>>695009875
Sleep well~
]
>>695009677
I wasn't there that time so I don't know.
>>695009643
Why?
>>695009875
Night
>>695009875
Y-you too
Sweet dreams!
>>695009582
>>695009685
*You guys can't even imagine how many avatars i've thought about. I passed from using Remilia to a Rainbow colored cat (Which was even my old name on Steam) then from a Bioshock Big Daddy to Chara, long story short i got sick of avatars and started using asterisks.*
>>695010196
Trump's was a loan and he wanted it back... after I already spent it. So now all the donations are going into something only slightly worse than student loan payments!
So what exactly are these threads? Could someone explain to me? I know people come here for advice but is there anything more to it?
Mmmh, should i start avafagging? Hard question.
-J
>>695010495
Probably, makes things easier.
>>695009702
Added. I just got Golf With Your Friends and I'm abysmal at it. We should play sometime
>>695009875
>>695010239
Adios
>>695010283
? ? ?
but that's not from glorious Nippon.
>>695010472
Advice, tarot readings, omikuji fortunes, and a bunch of people hanging out and having fun, basically!
>>695010239
Sleepwell~
Goodwork today
>>695010495
Yeah sure, do it, J.
>>695010472
Yes, demons.
>>695010472
Reimu or Op here >>695010468 reads tarot, and life advice as well, you can come and ask for help or even strike a conversation with anyone of us, we are not circlejerk only. <3
-J
>>695010239
>>695009875
*Somebody's taking a train to SleepyTime Junction~*
>>695010196
*Sounds fun, that explains why everyone is so euphoric in those threads.*
>>695010472
It can be whatever you want it to be. But more seriously, advice, fortunes, company and stuff.
>>695010606
Golf with friends? I haven't talked to you before but I think I might need to add you now.
>>695010495
you should just die.
>>695010468
Shit.
Well at least America is great again, huh.
>>695010495
Post neppus
I'm getting tired again.
>>695010919
All abroad...
>>695011060
Cute
>>695010606
Definitely. Our very own Kotori >>695011039
is like, hugely into that game.
So we should play together sometime!
I'm probably the worst at it.
rest in peace cow
it was killed by a car
also
>find a car with a fair amount of fuel in Unturned
>roam around at the speed of sound
>lose control
>alarm a bunch of zombies and car explodes
>take huge amount of damage
>almost die
close call
-Doc Gold
>>695011060
Wonderful suggestion anon, but honestly, i suck at it, might be the last thing i do tough.
-J
>>695010919
*tips fedora*
>>695010856
We have exterminator here .
>>695010856
>>695011060
Harsh.
>>695011213
>Post neppus
Post reppus
>>695010623
*I know, but i've never been a big fan of those kind of things, it may sound heretical but i play Touhou just because i like difficult games, also i've seen only a couple animes in my life.*
>>695011213
I think America was best back before the plague killed off 90 million of the natives. Take it back to the 1200s!
>>695011332
Again, this has been on "your /b/" from a long time ago.
-J
im very lonely, when will this end?
>>695010196
I still don't know what it wanted to stay here for an hour.
>My driving is dangerous as fuck
>But oh so fun
>>695011591
When you make friends, this place could be a good start. Oooor i dunno, dating websites.
-J
>>695011332
>tarot threads don't belong on either of those boards
>there's already enough advice on /adv/
>there's already enough socializing on /soc/
>this is /b/ - Random where you can pretty much post whatever and there's no overarching topic that has to be followed
>>695011572
You realise nobody ever listens, right?
>>695011591
Loneliness is something you have to put in an effort to make end.
>>695011437
>post reppus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQy3qJqCE34 k
>>695011591
plenty of friends to be made here
>>695011923
That's not a reppu...
>>695011332
they said thay circlejerking was fun a long time ago.
>>695011039
I don't think we've really talked before, either. Feel free to add me though
>>695011241
This might be...fun, dare I say
>>695010967
>>695011731
Don't just show up out of nowhere. That's my thing
>>695011869
/b/ is the low quality porn board
>>695001394
Can you a fortune/read for Kane?
Should I make another or are most of you guys going to bed soon anyway?
~Reimu
>>695012110
ME is going sleep moodo if no thread is created
>>695012110
I don't sleep on weekends.
-J
>>695011389
*Oh a Fedora! I coukd vut myself with such edgyness, xD just jk.*
>>695011213
*I got up at around 6 AM, and now it's 8:41 AM where i live, so i'd rather not jump on that train again.*
>>695012020
Showing up out of nowhere is something I used to do a lot.
>>695012110
Do it.
>>695012105
>Kane ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Social", "34".
Sorry dude, looks like you're luck isn't going to be that great right now. With a lucky keyword like social, though, maybe friends will be able to help you through it.
>>695011923
title says it is
>>695012110
i can stay up for another
>>695012105
>Kane ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Social", "34".
doesnt look like you or your brother the undertaker have good luck this year
>>695012110
always moar.
>>695012110
It's notsleeping time here.
-Renko-
>>695012110
Depends, are you cheered up yet?
>Hikari
>>695012412
Totally!
~Reimu
off to sleep.
-meowbot
>>695012110
*I'm not going to, but if everyone is then don't count this post as a "make thread" vote.*
>>695012300
Oh.
Are you a swede too?
I'm one hour forward of you and would gladly sleep some more
>>695012341
top reply should have gone to >>695011990
>>695012110
I'd be around for another.
>>695012505
Goodnight, meowbot~
-Remi
>>695012494
That is super good news.
Then, I'd say another thread isn't necessary. But, if you were to make one, I'd totally post in it for more comfy feelings.
~Hikari
>>695012605
It's not my reppu.
>>695012709
you just said to post reppus
>>695012300
*Meant to say "Could cut".*
>>695012329
*How do you know if someone has bad or good luck? Also how does this fortune readings work?*
>>695012627
bye, remi
-meowbot
>>695012827
Reimu is probably better at explaining the details, I just know how to read them.
>is it real? are you even over here ?
>>695012592
*Actually no, i'm from Italy. I won't keep you up anymore with my posts, feel free to sleep.*
>>695013044
none of this is real, its all just a figment of your imagination
>>695013044
>all this empty spaces seems to be where i am moving
>>695012827
It's called an omikuji reading, based on a Japanese tradition that takes place at shrines. I call them fortune cookies because compared to tarots, they're just short little blurbs.
But in this version it's basically like putting a bunch of slips of paper in a bag, with fortunes ranging from extremely bad to extremely good. They draw one of those slips and it's assumed that the gods would only allow a certain one to be drawn for you that pertains to your luck for this year, as well as your lucky keyword and number.
~Reimu
>>695013044
We are all just a bunch of chemical reactions, existence is a lie.
-J
>>695012929
*Sure, then i'll ask her!
>>695012494
*Reimu could you explain to me how does fortune readings work? >>695012341like this one from example.*
>>695013240
>are you near? to the sound of this illusion i kept dreaming of your face and feel fine for a while.