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HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S HAPPENING IT'S ALL OVER THE NEWS

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S HAPPENING IT'S ALL OVER THE NEWS
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Can't wait until the end of the world
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>>694990752
Please not before Kingdom Hearts Three
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>>694990480
not true
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>>694990480
Should we turn on CNN? Fucking retard.
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>>694990752
OH SHIT YES
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>>694990752
the worlds not gonna end in your lifetime, fampai.
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Whatever you say, OP
>faggot
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>>694990480
>while they attack
No headline would say this.
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>>694990480
MS Paint skills/10
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>>694990480
nice PS anon
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>>694990480
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Oh hey it's that news bug generator that people have already made 1000000 satirical images with and we've all seen before.
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I'm try to fap to this.
bump because the only thing I love that that hasn't left is my 72 maverick and I hope the world go to shit fast enough to live mad max style pillaging the roads.
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>>694994766
fuck
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>>694990480
Why are they using footage of Ferguson?
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Can't wait for Thanksgiving this year, I'll really be attacking some turkey. That and some mashed potatoes and stuffing.

>>694994766
Fuck you nigga.
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It did actually happen, and was over yesterday. Hence slow poke posting anon.
>>694991810
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>>694994766
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>>694994766
hey
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>>694994766
Parse
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>>694990967
this. Or maybe the keyblade battle is underway in Turkey.
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>>694995910
The roach-mobile is on the move
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>>694995612
thread
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>>694994766
Why you gotta be a bitch
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>>694994766
fuck me
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>>694996394
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>>694995612
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>>694994766
fuck
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>>694994766
damn dude
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FALSE FLAG.
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>>694990480
President is still going to stay...
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World war 3 is a go.
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Let's turn this into ylyl thread I'll start
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>>694992808
/thread
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>>694995053
...Steve?
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>>694994766
Fuck you
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>>694995559
>>694995870
>>694995973
>>694996158
>>694996177
>>694996434
>>694996536
>>694996610
>>694996617
Are we forwarding the chain email now before the ghost girl kills us in our sleep? That's how fucking retarded you guys are.
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>>694994766
jews man
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>>694994766
no
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>>694994766
k.
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>>694995612

> "get off my tank" says man

fucking lost it
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>>694994766
stop
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>>694996770
you think some shitty lil regional conflict in some piss ant 3rd world country is enough to start ww3?

>my sides
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>>694996947
>>694996955
>>694996970
>>694997074
>le cucksquad reporting in
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>>694994766
Dubs must be truth. Can't let momma down
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>>694994766
well played
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>>694996539
kek
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A
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>>694997084
There's like 90 nuclear bombs stored at that one NATO airbase in Turkey. If shit really went down, that'd become an issue.
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>>694994766
fuck you... also dubs
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>>694997154
>cuck

newfag niglet detected
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>>694997053
Should say "Navy asks for combat husbands instead"

I mean Marines act like faggots for sure, but Navy Seamen (more like semen, amirite) are actually verified faggots
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>>694997208
Well played because he got you to forward his chain email
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>>694997261
>newfag
>posts to keep mama alive
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>>694994766
nigger
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>>694997261
are people trying to bump the thread or do they genuinely believe that? it somehow works every time.
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>>694997383
>posts to keep mama alive

the projection is strong with this one
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>>694994766
Fuck YOU
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>>694994766
just saging bra
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>>694994766
Fuk u
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>>694997619
What? Me thinking people responding to that is projecting? I didn't reply to it, so try a different word, retard.
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>>694994766
eat shit
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>>694997582
you realize sage doesnt make any thread 404 faster ever right fucktard?
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>>694994766
fuck you
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>>694990480
Wut all this flim flam about this here turkey coop. shit we done got on in the back yard
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>>694997805
where did I say sage, moron? I was asking if people genuinely believed their moms were in danger.
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>>694997783
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>>694997940
>uses the wrong word
LOL U MAD
I think you might be projecting.
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>>694994766
fuck you
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>>694994766
okk
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>>694998228
this shit
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>>694998608
>retards actually falling for a new version of the chain email scam
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>>694998003
you seem to be replying to my posts rather speedily

confirmed for mad lol
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>>694994766
lad
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>>694994766
Fuck off cuck
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>>694990752
Fuck Terky
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>>694998869
>I declare you as a thing
>therefore you are
At least your mom might not die tonight, retard!
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>>694990480
funniest part of the coup was they did it to protect the country and the people. the people then supported the government who has been setting it up to be ruled by muslims brotherhood and isis
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>>694994766
OH NO
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>>694999234
your anger amuses me

continue
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>>694999726
calm down, spectrum dweller.
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>>694994766
fuck, im superstitious
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>>694994766
Kys
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>>694994766
Kek
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>>694999831
>spectrum dweller
kekkle
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>>694990480
It's always happening over there, who gives a fuck?
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>>694994766
lol
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>>695000464
it wasnt funny, dont encourage the angry newfag
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>>694999726
>If I call someone else mad maybe they won't notice my rustled jimmies
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>>695000397
>acting like he finds this amusing, actually genuinely worried his mum will die in her sleep.
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>>695000735
Yup lol. People can't help themselves from forwarding the proverbial chain email.
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>>694994766
okie doke
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>>694994766
You dick.
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>>694994766
rip
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>>694994766
Fuk
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>>694994766
fuck off
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>>694994766
I don't want her to die.
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>>695001251
>forwarding the chain email will make the little ghost girl not slit my throat
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>>695000730
its cute when you guys try hard
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>>694994766
no way jose
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>>694995612
Loving this, thanks fam
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YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
______________¶___
|religion of peace||l“”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT
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>>694994766
got mi
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>>694994766
Fuck you
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>>695001488
Your anger projection is adorable
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>>694994766
wow
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>>695000843
I honestly don't know why they surrendered. It just doesn't make sense. Your dead either way if you loose or surrender
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>>694994766
just in case
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>>695002111
Words going around that a shitload of the soldiers were told it was a drill, and Erdogan is pulling off a false flag. Where's the so called general that was leading this revolt? Erdogan wants to consolidate power and cleanse his opposition.
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O no
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>>694998228
fak u
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>>694994766
**
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>>694998228
fuk you
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>>694994766
This is the worst meme
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>>694997053
I'm pretty sure that enlistment would go up 20000%
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>>694994766
meh
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>>695002485
>get well doggo
>forward this to 30 people or you'll die in your sleep tonight
It's all the same retarded bullshit.
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>>695002229
Wow... well sucks to be in Turkey not sure how I would have avoided that, maybe at least pull of a GTA run with that tank though I mean if I'm going to die I might as well make the new highscore
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>>695000843
I would've wasted them all before jumping into the water and swimming for greece as a refugee.
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>>694994766
Love u mom
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>>694994766
lol
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>>694994766
You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity. Also checked...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P5iqYuFmzqg
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>>695003085
Nice response anyway, clownbaby.
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>>694994766
kys
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>>695002749
Forgot to add pic
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>>694994766
Kys
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>>694994766
Nigger
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>>695003298
wut?
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>>695003298
Fucking wrong image.. fucking iphone>>695003298
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>>694997582
Hey how's your first visit to this site? Be careful, some posts are not safe for work! :^)
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>>694994766
go eat a dick
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>>695003542
i've been here for years and I do not fucking understand these posts, what is to understand? this is the new version of forwarding the chain email.
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>>694994766
nice dubs.
>dabs
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>>694996933
shut up, goy
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>>695002111
wasnt a real coup most likely and was a ploy by current regime to destroy whats left of constitution and allow full islamic rule to be instated. the people fought to protect that which they hate without realizing it
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>>695003542
How's your first summer of projecting?
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>>694994766
Rick flair
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>>694994766
not today
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>>694994766
Fug
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>>695003909
explain then.
>lel sleep tight doggo or I'll have 2 years of bad luck xD
people believe that shit.
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>>694994766
Fuck
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>>694990967
Checked and kekked.
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>>694994766
h
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>>695003909
>>695003542
I guess everyone's just memeing together!
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>>694994766
fuck off
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>>695004038
I was actually trying to agree with you about how dumb everyone is by using a generic meme magic pic and also referencing a jewish conspiracy :^)
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>>695004038
Maybe you not posting explains why you're so miserable, faggot.
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>>695004371
>mfw people take this stuff seriously
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>>695004313
>dick
fixed
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>>694994766
lol
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>>694994766
lmao.
nice dubs by the way
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>>694990480
Fake and gay. Pic related to what if.
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>>694994766
fuck you nuicka
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>>695003222
Clownbaby... Is that a compliment?
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>>694994766
MOM NO
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>>694994766
k
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>>695005083
It depends. Is it a baby clown, or a clown that is a baby.
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>>694997084
>shitty lil regional conflict
Nigga u need to look at a map and see what countries connect to Turkey
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>>694994766
...
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>>694994766
>>694998228
Fuuuug
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>>694994766
the game
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>>695005901
>nice response, retard.
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>>694994766
fu
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>>695005219
But I am a walrus... How can walrus be clown? is this earth? How can Turkey by lots of mountains and Muslims and a strange walking bird at the same time? Where I'm I?
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>>694994766
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>>695006291
Are you gonna stick a condomed
cucumber in your ass, Eurofag?
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>>694998228
Faggot
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>>694994766
pls no
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THIS IS FAKE
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>>695006784
>nuh uh
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>>694994766
No reason not to, I guess
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>>694994766
Faggot
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>>695006496
Probably a carrot... Fatty...
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>>695007151
You're a gigantic faggot for even bothering to respond, retard.
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>>694998228
gsf
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>>695007217
you got a neck mole?
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>>694994766
For my mee maw
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>>694994766
fucking cunt
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>>695001783
kek
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>>694994766
mmh
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>>694994766
wow nice man
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>>695004212
Checked what?
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>>694994766
fuck you
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>>695007363
Yes. Do you.
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>>694994766
fuck
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>>695007711
Nawp
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>>694994766
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>>69499476.
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>>694994766
kys
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>>695008159
Found a youngling
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>>694995612
>"Get off my tank" says Man
Holy shit fucking lost
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>>694994766
Kekek
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>>694994766
fuck
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>>694998228
..
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>>694994766
fuuuuuuuuuq
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>>694994766
And i thought op was a faggot
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>>694998228
No u
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>>694994766
King faggot XVII
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>>694994766
fuck me daddy
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>>694994766
its summer
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>>694990480
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>>694997805
IT DOESNT?
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>>694994766
Fuckkkkkk u
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>>695010007
>its summer
>counters with magixal immoonooty
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>>694999370
So much for atta turk, his memory is dead now , there is only Allah.
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>>694994766
fine
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>>694997582
YES HUUR DUUR WE TOTALLY FELL FOR THIS THATS WHY WERE POSTING LE LE LE XD
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>>694995612
LOL
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>>694994766
O
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>>694994766

Fuck you
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>>695002111
They are all conscripts who dont give a fuck about secular government because they are muslims so they surrendered
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>>695002749
It always sucked to be in turkey.
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>>694994766
r00d tbh
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>>694994766
fuck me
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>>694994766
Faggot
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>>694994766
kkkk
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>>695001783
Im a grown man.
My mom's already dead.
Now what, faggot?
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>>694994766
You fucking jew
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>>694994766
Holy shit I can't believe this is really happening
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>>694994766
God fucking dammit
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>>694994766
a
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>>694994766
Fuck you dude.
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>>695011158
MODS
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>>695010912
Clearly, why else would you respond? Is it an epic ruse?
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>>694990480
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>>694990480
.
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>>695012844
dubs of truth
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>>694994766
omg I hate you
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>>694994766
okay
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>>694990480
2 days ago called, it wants its news back
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>>694994766
u cunt
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>>694994766
OH LAWD
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>>694994766
no thanks
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>>694998228
fuk u
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>>695012844
lmao
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>>694994766
lel
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>>695014172

Best post in this thread.

You are all faggots.
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>>694998228
cancerous 9gag background meme too
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>>695014675
>best post
>still responded to le epic chain email
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>>694998228
Y U GOTTA DO DIS?
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>>694990480
fkn gooks
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>>695010912
yeah, you and dozens of other mongoloids.
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>>694995612
maxpar
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>>695014828

Best post in this shit thread was porn.

Don't think about it too hard. You probably would hurt yourself.
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>>694994766
e
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>>695015256
You called them faggots for responding to the post, but the guy used posting porn as a reason to reply and "hurr durr keep his mom alive"
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>694994766
lmao
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>>695010912
Lel we're using the thread to draw in people to see what's going on xD
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>>695015367

I refuse to explain the chain of events to you. Suck my cock, and please fuck off.
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>>694994766
Reply
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>>694998228
a
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>>695015535
>trying to justify believing in magic to keep your mom alive
>I DON'T OWE YOU AN EXPLANATION IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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>>695015573
y?
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>>695015682

Sorry, but are you a stupid nigger?
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>>694994766
nigger
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>>694994766
damn
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>>694994766
cocks
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>>694994766
gi
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>>695016629
why?
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>>695012338
2 things :A Wtf you newsummertumblerfag white knight betacuck.
B The mods are not here they are on the nudist beach taking creepshots.
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>>695016797
no idea man
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>>695016865
Necrobump.
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>>694994766
FUCK YOU
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>>695016877
you know mama won't die, why troll respond? i do not get sorry englado is bad.
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>>694994766
hmm
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>>694994766
Douche
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>>694994766
Ok
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>>694994766
I love my mother
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>>694994766
Damnit
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