HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt! By order of der

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>>694974213

I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden

>>694974271

Die!

>>694974292

RIP, re-roll.

very lacking in the Iguana category 1/10

>>694974213
Rollin for it

>>694974381
Reroll

>>694974213
roll

>>694974450
oh shit i'm a schizophrenic
rolling to bust out

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>>694974213

>tfw im either 6 or 8

>>694974213
shalom

>>694974213
o

>>694974691
reroll

>>694974664

or a fucking jew.

0 get

>>694974664
ALARM! ALARM!

>>694974740
REROLL COZ CRIPS

>>694974623
OK, so the voices in my head pointed me to an open air vent, and guided me out. Now I'm a loose schizophrenic, and when the guards come, I fool them into thinking I am (roll)

penis

>>694974842
ESCAPE FTW

>>694974919
FML

Stalin! Uraaaaa

>>694974886
So to keep my facade in place, I attempt to put swastikas all over the cardboard box that is my house. I end up drawing things that make me look like (roll)

>>694975113

drawing loli
get arrested, criminal

>>694974213
Oy vey! No Jew here!

Rolling to winrar

heil hitler

>>694975113
>>694975223
I instead wake up outside a bank with a swastika on my forehead and like 12 bags of cash. I am arrested on sight. Rolling to see what happens in prison.

Rollllllllingg

>>694975447
shit where are my papers

>>694974213
Rolling for glory

>>694975680
Rolling for sanity

>>694974213
Rollo.

>>694975463
So I become a double criminal and shank like 3 people. I'm put in maximum security. This is expected, I am schizophrenic. What could possibly happen in maximum security? I'll tell you: not fucking much. Maybe my boy Jamal will show up and get me out. Jamal is the fucking best. He'll come through, I'm sure... (roll)

>>694975857
oh..sir..here are my papers

>>694974213
I want something interesting. Roll

AUCHTUNG ROLL

>>694975917
Lost papers, eh? Roll
>7 get

Heil

>>694975957
Reroll

das roll

Run!

deine mudda isn deutscher kontrollpunkt

>>694976174
gasduschen gabs nich

>>694975896
>figure that pretending to be nazi helped me once, it'll happen again
>start yelling
"HEIL HITLER"
"SIEG HEIL"
"FUCK THE JEWS"

>it doesn't work and I am tased for disrespecting the fuhrer
(roll)

Hello fine gentlemen of the Wehrmacht, how goes it?

>>694974213
Reichrollin'

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roll for hitler

>>694976390
disabled roll

>>694976390
>>694976459
shit

>>694976256
>continue
"HEIL"
"HEIL"
"HEIL"
"HEIL"
"HEIL"
>the guards enter and shut me up with their fists
>wake up later with like 7 bruises
(roll)

>>694974213
I wonder if I get 666 again, last thread I was in had even two of them.
Captcha was 566, dunno if that's promising.

Aldo the apache

>>694974213
Roll in

Watch me jew this up

>>694976580
Roll for insanity

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>>694974213
Its a good day to kill the Jews, right brothers?

>>694976665

man... if only you could've been eva braun.

>>694976675
I guess I broke out

re-rolling for the reich

>>694976655
Re roll in

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kommen bei mir, bro

>>694976801
Weisse Rose...

ROLLZING

>>694976878
Fml

>>694976933
o shit they found me

Bawnjewrnow.

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roll

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Hey I'm cool, nothing to see here. Go Hitler & stuff..

God Damnit

rawling

rololo0

>>694976538
>sitting in jail cell, plotting revenge against the guards that put me here

>meanwhile the prison warden is looking at some papers in his hand
>"we fucked up"
>the papers state that I am a german soldier

>get quietly escorted out of the prison
>not speaking about how i never was in german military
>while I pass Jamal's cell he looks at me and winks
>Jamal you're the fucking best
(roll)

>>694974213

ein reich ein volk ein fuhrer

>>694977194
Damn reroll

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Out of my way, grunt.

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Rolling to not die a jew

>>694977194
>4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
>>694977351

Spooky accurate

>>694977431
Re roll

>>694974213
Schutzstaffel hier

>>694977397
Here are those papers. Had them at home on the shelf.

>>694974213
IT WAS MERELY AN ACT

Sieg Heil!

>>694974213
My papers are clearly in order gentlemen.

>>694977371
reroll

i do a roll

>>694977270
>immediately put back in asylum
>german military ain't taking back a schizo, even if I was never in the military
>at least this time I'm treated with respect
(roll)

>>694977627
yeah, no

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I will ascend

>>694977627
I do apologize officers. I am quite forgetful. This whole 'interrogation' business is a big misunderstanding.

>>694974213
Here's my papers

>>694977804
The ashes fall like snow. How lovely, our own little winter in our our own little world.

>>694977652
>bust out
>they never closed the vent
>while i am going about my life some german soldiers ask me who I am
(roll)

>>694977874
Oh fuck

>>694977926
HEIL HITLER

>>694974213
Roll

>>694977948
RIP in gas chamber jewfag.

>>694978047
Re

ROLLS

>>694974213
>>694974213
Death to the Regime!

>>694974213
Here are my documents officer, properly stamped and all.

>>694974213
Seug heil!

I hope I get to go to camp!

Nozink to ze here

>>694978150
I can't stay in this hell!

>>694974213
roll

>>694974213
Das Roll

>>694978204
reroll

>>694978181
For the allies!

Heil mein Fuehrer!

Rollin down the street in my 6x4

>>694977984
>I give them a fake name
>don't use a jewish name, don't use a jewish name
"Abel."
>shit
>sent to jewish death camp
(roll)

>>694978199
Too bad. Late on the dubs.

rollins

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Imma get these Jews outta here

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>>694974213

KEEP ROLLING, ROLLING, ROLLING!

>>694978377
Jockin the bitches, slappin the hoes (reroll)

>>694978377
Inconsistent papers, SPY

cyka pbat

>>694974213
roll

mem

>>694978422
fug ye, time to commit some war crimes!

>>694978570
reroll

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i sware im a nazi ocifer

Everything seems to be in order

>>694978394
>take a shower
>take a deep breath
>start hacking and coughing
>die from gas
>sent to afterlife with God
>even in death the world thinks I'm jewish

Heil Mein Fuhrer

Roll number 1

aaah

>>694974213

>>694978657
I sware ocifer i m nazi

plz release me

>>694978870
Roll number two

Rollin papers

Dr. Meme lives.

reroll

>>694978930
Ok reroll

Muh papers.

>>694978861
Vive le France

>>694979047
I dont want to stay in da asylum

>>694974213
rolllllllllli

>>694978808
anon, that was a really good story.

followed the entire thing

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>>694977900
Heil pupper. Also roll

>>694979324
re-roll

>>694979330
roll to fix this BS

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>>694974213
Hallo, mein Freund! Mein Name ist Hans Gruber und ich liebe nur der Führer!

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>>694974213
Kommen, lassen Sie uns auf die Deutschland trinken.

HEIL!

>>694979814
Re-roll

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I can gas jews?

>>694974213
Rell

>>694979997
Rerooooool

>>694980137
Re

Ya, here are my papers.

Das Rollen

rerolling

>>694980455
Re-roll

>>694980521
ReRolllloReR

re-roll

>>694980630
Ayy

Lost papers, rerolling

>>694977772
Rip